You are Picklebottom, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch
 of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells
 you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a large
 army marching towards your home. The only thing you can do is try to defend
 yourself as best you can
> "Servant, is there a secret exit from the keep?"

The servant says "No, but we could hide behind some trees".You nod and head outside.
 You see several soldiers on horseback riding through the forest. They are coming
 for you!
> kill the servant and swap clothes

You quickly grab your dagger and stab the soldier in the back. He falls off his
 horse and then you run into the woods. You quickly swap your clothing with another
 servant and then you all escape the castle alive
> laugh at the army

You run to the nearest tree and laugh as you watch the soldiers chase after you.
 You look up and see them chasing you down. You throw a rock at one of them and
 it hits him right in the eye causing him to fall off his horse
> "Why are you chasing me?"

He replies "Because you killed our master!"You reply "I didn't do anything to
 you"He says "Well I did"You shout "And what would that be?"He says "That's none
 of your business".You laugh again and continue running
> run away

You run faster and faster until you are out of sight of the castle. You hear
 screams and laughter and you know they are after you. You try to think of a
 way to get away but you can't think of any
> pretend to be a servant

You start to panic and start to cry. You remember the first time you met this
 man and he was so kind to you. You don't want to hurt him. You suddenly feel
 very cold and wet. You turn around and see yourself dressed in a servant's outfit
> "I'm not the man you're after!"

You feel like you've been doused in water and beaten with a stick. You scream
 and cry out for help
> "Help!"

You hear voices but they aren't yours. You hear someone else screaming "Help
 me! Help me!"You hear a voice saying "Shut up and stop crying".You hear a voice
 saying "It'll be alright".You hear a voice saying
> try to seduce a soldier

You walk over to a soldier who has fallen asleep and kiss him passionately. The
 soldier wakes up and looks at you with shock on his face. You smile and tell
 him
> "it me bebeh"

You tell him you are sorry and that you love him. He smiles and kisses you back.
 You feel really good and you soon fall asleep.
> wake upu

You wake up and realize you are naked. You quickly put on your clothes and find
 a nearby tree to hide under. You begin to wonder where you are and why you are
 here. You also notice you are hungry. You decide to eat something. You pick
 up a fruit and eat it
> find weapon

You take a knife and try to cut yourself open but you fail miserably. You begin
 to bleed profusely and vomit blood. You begin to panic and begin to cry. You
 then remember you were once a servant too
> "My love, save me!"

You look at your hands and see they are covered in blood. You look at your feet
 and see your toes are also bloody. You look at your chest and see your heart
 is beating rapidly. You look at your stomach and see your intestines spilling
 out
> drink healing potion

You grab a bottle of healing potion and drink it. Your wounds heal instantly.
 You thank the gods and go back to sleep