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- >Be Anon, the alpha human, bearer of the magic pony pleasuring dick.
- >Be in Equestria.
- >You sit at your breakfast table and think about what you should eat.
- >Let's see... there's cereal, hay, cereal, and hay.
- >Rather certain of your choice, you grab a box of Lun-O's and fill your bowl with it.
- >As a healthy breakfast is only complete with some fucking proteins and shit, you drench the cereal in milk.
- >Suddenly, you realise that you have to take a massive shit.
- >You're quite thorn between your cereal bowl and getting rid of the pressure in your stomach, but finally you decide to just get it over with and push the log out.
- >It wasn't an easy task for you, as you had a rather hairy asshole, which makes wiping quite a chore.
- >You are Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in Equestria.
- >Today you had to get some... stuff from Twilight.
- >Yeah, fine, books. You're an egghead too, deep inside.
- >You fly over to Twilight's library, and hope that she's home.
- >As mean as it sounds, you just hope Anon the human isn't there to open the door.
- >He's a nice guy and all, but really weird. He insists that you call him "bro" and is a little bit too touchy for your tastes.
- >You take a deep breath and knock on the front door of Twilight's library.
- >After a few moment's wait without any sign of movement from inside, you decide to knock again.
- >Five minutes later, you're done waiting. It's unusual that no one was home at Twilight's at this time of day, so you better check if everything is okay.
- >Slowly, you open the door and step inside.
- "Hello?" you ask into the presumably empty tree library, and slowly begin walking through each room.
- >No one seemed to be home. Well, try again in the afternoon!
- >As you turn around to leave, you see a slender figure sitting at the kitchen table.
- >It was Anon, face buried in his hands, and his shoulders shuddering with each quiet sob he makes.
- >You're torn between just leaving him be and getting the fuck out of there, and comforting him.
- >As much as you'd like to just leave him there, you'd feel guilty if you did.
- >Also, you were quite curious as to what was going on.
- >So you approached him slowly, and put a hoof on his shoulder.
- "Sssht Anon, it's alright." you try to calm him down.
- >His sobs just grow stronger, so you pull him into a hug.
- "Come on, tell Dashie what's wrong."
- >He gathers himself for a moment, and responds, interrupted by sobs..
- >"So I w-was making b-b-breakfast and then I had to go take a shit and when I came back I-I..."
- >He starts to cry and buries his face deeper into his arms.
- >You pet his back and let him get his shit together again.
- "What happened, Anon?"
- >He looks directly at you, with his reddened eyes.
- >"M-My cereal was all squishy because it was too long in the milk."
- >Tears stream down his face.
- >You hug him close and whisper into his ear.
- "I know that feel, Anon. Celestia almighty, I know that feel."
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