This Means War (2012)

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- All eyes are up.
- Sat cams are good.

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Target is inbound.

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ETA five minutes.

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Mission is a go.
Repeat, you are green to go.

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Intercept and apprehend
the Heinrich brothers.

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Secure the device.
And remember, this mission is covert.

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I've got some action.

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- Hi, my name is Xenia.
- Pleased to meet you. I'm Tuck.

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FDR.

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So, what brings you to Hong Kong?

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- Business or pleasure?
- Pleasure.

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- Business.
- A little bit of both.

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What kind of business are you in?

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I am a cruise ship captain
of a very large vessel.

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My small friend here
is a kick-ass travel agent.

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Permission to come aboard,
Captain?

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On that note, will you
excuse us please, ladies,

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because we do actually
have some work to do.

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- No, we don't.
- Yes, we do.

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Yes, we do.

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That's a lovely suit.

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Well, it is Savile Row's finest.

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I see you brought your
baby brother to protect you.

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What did you say?

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Let's go, Jonas.

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<i>Shots fired. Men down.</i>

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All right. Here we go.

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Mag. I need a mag.

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Shoot him.

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Tuck!

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Jonas!

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- Heinrich is not gonna be happy.
- I'm more concerned about the boss.

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Definitely. Hey, you think
those girls are still here?

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<i>♪ I need good love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In my head ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Before you came along ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I felt like I was dead ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got good love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Well, I met a sweet girl ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She blew my mind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we've been hangin' out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ever since that time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got good love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sweet, sweet love ♪</i>

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Here we go. So the Coretex
has minimal damage.

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There's just some calcining
around the edges.

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However, the Tempolite has significant damage
and there's rusting around 300 degrees.

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So that means the Coretex
gets the recommend.

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See, Em? The best product always wins.

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- Oh, Lauren.
- Yes.

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I was just wondering if I might skip out
a little bit early for the holiday weekend.

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Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm.

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Oh, yeah, of course.
It's a holiday. And a weekend.

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Yeah, so you should do that.

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Okay. Have fun.

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- You have fun too.
- I will.

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Tuck. FDR.

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Six men in the morgue.

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A body in the middle of the street.

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Yes, but to be fair,
we did manage to...

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- Shut up.
- To... That's me shutting up, right now.

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The mission parameters
of the Heinrich case...

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were clearly indicated
to be covert.

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Thanks to you two geniuses...

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Heinrich will be seeking revenge
for his brother's death.

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You guys are grounded.

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- What?
- Grounded?

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♪ And just maybe ♪

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♪ I'm gonna make it ♪

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♪ I'm gonna shake it ♪

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- Hey, Lauren. Lauren. Hey, hey.
- Oh, oh!

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Hi, Steve, hey.

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- Hey.
- It's Steve.

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Yeah. Oh, my... I'm so sorry.
Uh, Lauren, this is Kelly.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- It's very nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too, yeah.

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- Wow, ha, ha, what a big rock.
- Yeah.

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My fiancé, yes. Yeah.

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- You are engaged?
- Yeah.

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To be married.

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Things just worked out exactly
how they're supposed to, didn't they?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yes.

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Looks cool.

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Okay, well, you know what?

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I'm gonna go because
I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.

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- Huh.
- Uh, he's a surgeon.

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- Wow.
- So, great, well...

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um, congratulations
on your ring and...

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- Oh, thanks.
- And your life...

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- and your bikes and everything.
- Yeah.

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Okay. Well, peace.

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- See you.
- Okay. Bye.

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I just said "peace."
I want to die right now.

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Sushi for one.

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Hey, Ken.

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- The usual?
- Yeah.

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- Long day, huh?
- You don't know the half of it.

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This is too funny.

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Hysterical.

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I'm sorry. This must be
your boyfriend's seat. Uh, Ken, right?

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- Oh, yeah.
- No.

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Sushi for one. Yeah. Always for one.

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Ugh! It was the most
humiliating moment ever.

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Well, that's because you have to come up
with, like, better excuses.

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You should've been, "I have a fiancé too. But he's
actually getting a penile reduction this afternoon...

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because his penis is so big
every time it lands like a poltergeist."

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Can't think of anything
when I see him.

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I just can't believe
I gave up everything for him.

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It's just, I felt so stupid.
I left my friends, my family...

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Don't say that, I'm happy that you moved
out here. We have a happy life together.

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I just thought he was my person.

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Well, I thought he was your person too.

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But you know what kind of person
he ended up being?

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The kind of person that
ends up with a girl that

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likes to make out after
she eats yellowtail.

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I like sushi. She seemed really nice.
She was really pretty.

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Well, I don't give a shit about her.
I give a shit about you and your love life.

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I'm going out, I'm dating,
I'm meeting guys.

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Oh, please, you're not... You date,
but you're not taking it seriously.

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Don't use that brand, it leaves a film.
That one's much more effective.

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Well, I wish you would act like that
with men.

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I mean, you can choose a laundry detergent, but
you can't choose some guy that you wanna...

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That's my job. It's easier.
There's charts, there's numbers.

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That's why you should start online dating.
They have lots of charts.

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Not that again.
What is your problem with online dating?

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What's my problem?
Do you watch <i>Dateline</i>?

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Do you know how many creeps are out there?

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I could end up a skin suit
or in somebody's trunk.

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Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay?
That happens to, like, one in 20 girls.

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You're not gonna end up in anybody's trunk.
If you're lucky...

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somebody will end up in your trunk.
That's your trunk.

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Ha, ha. Stop.

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The point is that you need to
get back out there, okay?

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Because, yeah, sure, you might make a
mistake and end up with the wrong guy...

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but you might end up meeting
the right guy. So isn't that worth it?

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I mean, really, what is the worst thing
that could happen?

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Skin suit. Skin suit's pretty bad.

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Thank you for having me
over to your Nana's today.

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Are you kidding me?
You're my best friend. We're family.

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Oh, my God.

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- This is gluten-free. Try a taste.
- Hm?

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Why the heck are you two
sitting over here all by yourselves?

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You're not gonna make me
any great-grandbabies this way.

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It is a family gathering, Nana.

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I don't think you want us
making any great-grandbabies today.

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To be fair, I have already provided you
with a wonderful great-grandchild.

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Yeah, but that doesn't count
because you screwed it all up.

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- Ouch.
- Come on, Lil.

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Let's show these kids
how it's done, huh?

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- Heh, heh. See?
- Ciao.

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It's kind of gross when they kiss.

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God, I love that kid.

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What's going on?

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Hey, Mr. Deep-In-Thought.
You wanna talk about it?

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I was just... That kind
of thing's lovely, isn't it?

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- It's really lovely.
- What's lovely?

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I love the way they look
into each other's eyes like that.

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I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.

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Have you... Okay. You asked me
a serious question, didn't you?

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right. So what. Do you want a serious answer?

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- Yeah. Do you want me to put the cake down?
- Yes, please.

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- Okay.
- Thank you.

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Cake is down. Talk to me.

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- Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay?
- Okay.

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Man to man.

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I trust you. I know you'd do anything
for me. And I'll do anything...

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- Yeah.
- For you. I know that you would take a bullet for me.

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I would for you as well,
you know that. Right?

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- Can you imagine all of that?
- Yes.

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Can you imagine what that would be like
to share with a woman?

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No.

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Okay.

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No.

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Thank you.

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All right, Joe, Steven, you're up.

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- All right, Joe. Good luck, son.
- Let's go to war.

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That's it. Now you feint.
Nice feint.

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- Hit.
- Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!

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Down he goes. Ground and pound him.

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Get on him. Ground and pound.
Ground and pound.

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- Uh...
- Keep it going. Hammerfist him.

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Right there, that's it.
Hit it. He's giving you his back.

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- Rear naked choke.
- I give.

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- Yes. He's tapping. He's out. Booyah!
- I give.

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See what I mean?
That's how it works, boy.

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See that? I pawned him, didn't I?

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- Good. You okay?
- Sure did, son.

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Ha, ha!

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- That's how you kill him.
- What are you doing here in the middle of the day?

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Well, I had a bit of time off and
I thought I'd come hang with my homey.

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I got creamed.

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No, you didn't get cream,
that's just a matter of opinion.

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What do you know about fighting?

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You're just a travel agent.

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I know enough to know
that he who hesitates...

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Pain?

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That's just weakness
leaving the body.

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Oh, Dad.

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Joe. Joe, Joe.

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- Come on, boys.
- Mom, did you see me win today?

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On the mat? That's amazing.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

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- Hey, bud.
- Hi.

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- Hey, Tuck.
- Hey, how you doing?

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Didn't know you were in town.

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I got a couple days off from agency
so I thought I'd come see Joe.

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You're the only travel agent I've ever met
who actually travels for his job.

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Yeah.

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Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um...

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Maybe you, me and Joe,
we could all go out together...

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you know, as a family,
maybe get something to eat.

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Have a meal. I think
that would be really, really good.

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I have a date tonight, Tuck.

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So maybe some other time.

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Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.

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Bye Joe.

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So good.

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to this first half of play.</i>

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00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:08,591
<i>You deserve it. It'sFate.net.
What have you got to lose?</i>

236
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,261
That's just so sad.

237
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,811
- Good morning, Ella.
- Good morning.

238
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,897
- Here she comes. Here she comes.
- Hi there.

239
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,775
- Looking good, boss.
- What?

240
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,531
- Hi, Paul.
- What? Nothing.

241
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,244
- Good morning, Hudson.
- I'm down, girl.

242
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,204
I'm down too.

243
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,540
Emily. What am I down with?

244
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,458
Oh, my goodness. It's a...

245
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,211
Your... Check your desktop.

246
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,094
Oh, crap.

247
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,932
- Hi.
- Bi-curious? Skinny-dipping?

248
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,435
Rollerblading?
I mean, what is this, 1994?

249
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:04,147
You looked adorable in those dolphine shorts.
Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.

250
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,815
I'm gonna kill you, Trish.

251
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,275
Uh, how about "thank you"?

252
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,486
My entire office thinks I clean my house
in a naughty nurse costume.

253
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,989
That's fine. That means
you're open to role-paying.

254
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:16,284
We're trying to cast a wide net. We don't
know what kind of guys you like yet.

255
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,120
You've got me in a keg stand
looking for a serious relationship.

256
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,891
- I don't even know what that means.
- It means that you're flexible.

257
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,709
Guys wanna know that you're flexible
and that good at gymnastics.

258
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,836
No, no, that's Mommy's special milk,
okay?

259
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,464
Just get me off this thing.
How do I cancel it?

260
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,360
You're not canceling it. I'm in charge
of that. You're not canceling it. Sorry.

261
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,969
Wait a second. Who is that?

262
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,723
Oh, my God. He's cute.

263
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,976
Let me get this straight.
You put your personal, private details...

264
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,145
- on a very public website?
- Yes.

265
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,355
- Are you insane?
- No.

266
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,608
- Where you taking her?
- Don't do that to me.

267
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,652
- Taking her to the Blarney Stone.
- I like the jukebox.

268
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,738
- You're such a cheeseball.
- What?

269
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,657
You're gonna go on this date
and I'm gonna go on a date with you.

270
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,409
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

271
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,870
I'm scared. You haven't done
this in a long time.

272
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,914
This girl could be all sorts of crazy.

273
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,666
And, besides, half those girls
pee standing up, Tuck.

274
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,669
The other half
are on one of our watch lists.

275
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,464
- It's a date.
- Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight.

276
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,050
And I'm gonna bring the binoculars,
I'm gonna bring the hand cream...

277
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,761
keep a hundred-yard radius.
It'll be sweet stuff.

278
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,014
No, you can't bring the binoculars.
You're not watching my date.

279
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,349
I need a little privacy.

280
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,811
You know, I'll be around the corner on
ringtone. I'll be at the video store.

281
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,000
One ring means you need
an extraction, two means

282
00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:29,005
you need a cleaner, three
means I can get home.

283
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,109
- Two hundred yards.
- Sold.

284
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,703
Tuck? Are you Tuck?

285
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,707
Hi. I'm Lauren.

286
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,501
Oh, my gosh. Hello. How are you?

287
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,710
Very nice to meet you.

288
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,255
You too. Um...

289
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,717
Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.

290
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,931
Wow, it's like...
You are really, really beautiful.

291
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,518
Could you say that a few more times,
because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.

292
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,523
I feel like I need to apologize again
for that bizarre profile.

293
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,608
- No, no, no.
- My friend, Trish, is...

294
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:15,862
Oh, no. Don't be silly. Everybody should
have a friend who's a spaz.

295
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,906
- I think I'm going to have to kill her.
- Well, actually...

296
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,450
- I might be able to help you with that.
- I'm kidding.

297
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,578
- So am I.
<i>- Love...</i>

298
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,914
<i>is the only thing
that can save this poor creature.</i>

299
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:30,418
<i>And I am going to convince him
that he is loved...</i>

300
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,754
<i>even at the cost of my own life.</i>

301
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:38,426
<i>No matter what you hear in there,
no matter how cruelly I beg you...</i>

302
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,928
- <i>no matter how terribly I may scream...</i>
- Hi.

303
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:47,101
<i>Do not open this door or you will
undo everything I've worked for.</i>

304
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,687
Good for you, pal.

305
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,106
So tell me one thing
that's not on your profile.

306
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,941
Um...

307
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,109
I have a son.

308
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,904
- Oh, you do?
- Yeah. He's called Joe.

309
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:01,741
He's 7 and he's really lovely.
Really lovely.

310
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,910
And his mom?

311
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,453
Couldn't work.

312
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,789
How about you?

313
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,042
- No kids that I know of.
- Okay.

314
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:12,293
And no ex-wives.

315
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,672
- I have a very important question to ask you.
- Good. Go on.

316
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,134
Have you ever been or do you
ever plan on being a serial killer?

317
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,512
Well, I mean, it's...
You gotta keep your options open.

318
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,681
- But, no.
- Okay, good answer. Ha-ha-ha.

319
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,811
So you've never killed anybody
with your bare hands.

320
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,647
Not this week.

321
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,190
Great.

322
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,443
- Lauren, you're incredible.
- You're not so bad yourself.

323
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:43,157
All right, I'm gonna go and rent a movie
and take a cold shower.

324
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,659
- I will too.
- Okay.

325
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,453
- And wait for your call for the next...
- Five minutes?

326
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,290
<i>This is where it all started.</i>

327
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,126
<i>Yes, I was standing over there
by that desk.</i>

328
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:58,130
<i>No, you were sitting in the chair. And
suddenly, you started walking toward me.</i>

329
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,424
<i>Very slowly. Very slowly.</i>

330
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,009
<i>I could count every step.</i>

331
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,428
<i>And when you're walking towards me
very slowly...</i>

332
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,598
<i>I thought, "What's the matter with him?
Can't he walk faster?"</i>

333
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,394
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.

334
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,721
- No, no, no, that's okay. You take it.
- Are you sure?

335
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,020
You know what. You're not gonna like it either.
It's kinda twist ending.

336
00:21:16,045 --> 00:21:17,382
You'll see it
coming a mile away.

337
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:22,196
- And how would you know what I like?
- I know movies. And women.

338
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,116
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

339
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,493
Okay.

340
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,371
Well, then,
why don't you tell me what I want?

341
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,209
- The Lady Vanishes? Why is that?
- Mm-hm.

342
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,504
Well, firstly, you can never go wrong
with Hitchcock. Ever.

343
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,424
It's got comedy, drama, romance,
it's a thriller.

344
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,300
It's classy, but not stuffy.

345
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,638
And it's little obscure,
so if you haven't seen

346
00:21:45,663 --> 00:21:47,787
it, you'll thank me for
introducing you to it.

347
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:51,058
If you have, you'll know
what a good choice it was.

348
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,020
- Well, I have seen it.
- Mm-hm.

349
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,105
- And it is a really good choice.
- Mm.

350
00:21:56,273 --> 00:22:00,109
However, not as good as Rebecca,
Notorious, Vertigo...

351
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,404
or pretty much any of his films
from 1960 to 1972.

352
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:07,241
In fact, it's sort of a second-tier title.

353
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,243
A second.

354
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,580
- You know what? Scratch...
- Look, I see you surveying the prospects.

355
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,750
That one over there in Foreign?
Too much angst.

356
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,711
This one in the sweater set,
picking out animated movies?

357
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,505
That girl will have your children named
before breakfast.

358
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,175
The problem is,
no one here looks like a clean getaway.

359
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:27,261
I get it. You come in here
looking for a girl renting a movie.

360
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,723
Clearly, she doesn't have a date
for the night. We're easy targets.

361
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,434
And you look like the kind of guy
who is interested in a one-day rental...

362
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,562
if you know what I mean.
But if you knew anything about women...

363
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:41,192
or anything about me, you know that I'm
perfectly capable of choosing my own movies.

364
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,777
But thanks.

365
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,737
Happy hunting.

366
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,949
Hm.

367
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,954
So, sir, you want me to hack
into a video store database?

368
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,999
- It's for the Heinrich case.
<i>- Searching database.</i>

369
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,837
All right, keep on scrolling.

370
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,839
Wait. Stop. Scroll back.

371
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,466
That's her.

372
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,513
Sir, how is this girl
connected to Heinrich?

373
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,973
That's G-4 classified.

374
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,645
Hello, everybody, I'm Lauren Scott.
Thank you so much for being here today.

375
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,522
Good morning, Lauren.

376
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:23,484
We're here today to talk about grills.
Does anybody have any first impressions?

377
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,277
I like the rotisserie feature.

378
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,113
Perfect. That's very helpful.

379
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,115
I don't think it heated up fast enough.

380
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:33,869
Like something was wrong with the motor,
maybe the spark was dead.

381
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,539
Actually, sir,
there's nothing wrong with the spark.

382
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:40,626
Some people think grills just burst
into flames at the slightest touch.

383
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,002
It doesn't work like that.

384
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,506
Does anybody have any useful opinions?

385
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,384
- I thought the lid was hard to handle.
- Mm-hm.

386
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,011
Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?

387
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:56,517
I just felt the whole thing to be a bit
stiff, uptight, not really user-friendly.

388
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:59,061
- I think it depends on the user.
- Mm.

389
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,689
It so happens I have
a lot of experience with grills.

390
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,733
I'm something of a grill master.

391
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:07,129
Uh, this is a very sophisticated grill.

392
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,928
I'm not sure you've dealt with
one of those before.

393
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:12,825
Or maybe a grill like this
is just so scared of being burned...

394
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:16,537
it stays on simmer
and never really heats up all the way.

395
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:17,581
Don't touch my grill.

396
00:24:17,606 --> 00:24:20,231
I don't think a grill like
this can handle a guy like me.

397
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,542
- I think it could.
- Really?

398
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,378
- Easily.
- Prove it. 8 p.m. Barcelona. Tomorrow.

399
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,172
I don't think so.

400
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:29,300
Alright. I guess I could stick around
a little longer, talk about grills.

401
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,927
Charcoal or gas, everyone.
Number 19, what do you think?

402
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,430
If I say yes, will you leave?
This is my job.

403
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,599
- 8 p.m. tomorrow.
- Fine.

404
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,060
- Fine.
- Fine.

405
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,566
You smell nice.

406
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:48,277
Bye.

407
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,746
What were you doing
on the computer? Porn?

408
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,749
- I have a photograph of my girl.
- Yeah. I was doing the same thing.

409
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,431
I was doing a background
check on my girl.

410
00:25:03,456 --> 00:25:05,109
I don't know if that's
creepy or romantic.

411
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,713
It's "Cromantic." I do it all the time.
You wanna see her?

412
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,590
- Yeah, sure. You wanna see her?
- Yeah.

413
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,759
I bet yours has got antlers and howls.

414
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,303
She does, but she's
incredibly attractive with them.

415
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,888
- She's a 10.
- Go on three.

416
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,776
- One, two, three and go? All right.
- Yeah.

417
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:19,099
- Okay. I'll sound off.
- Okay.

418
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,935
- One...
- One.

419
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,103
Two, three.

420
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,110
- That's, uh, Lauren S...
- Lauren? Lauren Scott?

421
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,362
Scott.

422
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:37,159
- That's the girl from the video store?
- Thats right around the corner from the bar.

423
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,619
Oh, wow. Um...

424
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:45,209
- I had no idea.
- Of course you do. How could you know that?

425
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,587
Did she, ahem, did she actually say she wanted
to go out on a date with you, though?

426
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:52,466
You know what? I'm gonna make this really
easy. I'm gonna bow out. You date her.

427
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,135
Wait. No, hang on a second. Did she
actually say that she wanted to go out with you?

428
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,805
It doesn't matter.
I love you. You're my best friend.

429
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,557
- Yeah.
- You go date her.

430
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,621
Yeah, besides the fact if I got in
the picture, it wouldn't be fair.

431
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,354
Well, I'm sorry. What does that mean?

432
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,400
- What does that mean?
- I mean, come on, man...

433
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,527
you're not out there
as much as I am.

434
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,195
And like anything...

435
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:16,448
- practice makes, uh...
- Perfect?

436
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,200
- No, no, no.
- You're perfect?

437
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,995
Maybe not perfect,
but damn near close...

438
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,329
Wow.

439
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,666
- To perfect.
- You believe that as well?

440
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,179
And you don't have to
bow out because of me.

441
00:26:28,204 --> 00:26:28,985
I don't?

442
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:32,172
I'm not concerned that she's gonna
fall in love with you, pal.

443
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,843
- How very nice of you. Thank you.
- You are welcome.

444
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:38,012
So do your thing.

445
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,305
Whatever that is.

446
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,140
And, um...

447
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:42,850
just let her decide.

448
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,852
- Sure.
- Yeah.

449
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,062
Yeah.

450
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,192
While we're at it,
why don't we put ground rules in as well?

451
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,338
- I think we should.
- Number one, I don't think...

452
00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:57,675
- we should tell her that we know each other.
- Number two, lets stay out of each other's way.

453
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,701
Number three. Yeah.
No hanky-panky, no hanky-panky.

454
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,162
God, you've not dated
in a long time, have you?

455
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,582
And if this ever starts
to affect our friendship...

456
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,917
- Which it won't.
- Which it won't...

457
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,546
- then we walk away.
- Done.

458
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:15,841
- So, then, we have... We have...
- We have a gentleman's agreement.

459
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,677
- A gentleman's agreement. We do.
- May the best man win.

460
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,013
The best man for her.

461
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,681
For her. For the lady.

462
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:25,017
For the lady, for her,
the best man for her.

463
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:41,909
Oh! Uh...

464
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,078
Forgive me, sir. You startled me.

465
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,789
I understand you're Savile Row's finest.

466
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,165
We do our best, sir.

467
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,211
In that case,
I'd like to have a suit in this fabric.

468
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,632
Ah, South American vicuña.
An excellent choice indeed.

469
00:27:57,008 --> 00:28:00,302
One thing with my suits,
I like to know they are one of a kind.

470
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,763
I wouldn't want anyone
wearing the same suit.

471
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:07,101
- I'm sure you understand that.
- Of course, sir. With this particular fabric and color...

472
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:10,938
I only made one other, and that was
for a gentleman who lives quite far away.

473
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,272
How far exactly?

474
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:13,732
Los Angeles.

475
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,734
Have you any reason to go there soon?

476
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,695
I do now.

477
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:25,763
<i>Hello. Thanks for calling. I'm sorry, I'm not in at
the moment. Please leave a message after the tone.</i>

478
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,788
<i>I'll get back to you as soon as possible.</i>

479
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,373
Tuck, Tuck.

480
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,625
Where are you, man? Five o'clock.

481
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:35,462
CHiPs marathon about to start,
I got new sticks for "Rock Band."

482
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,005
Call me.

483
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,635
- Oh, my God, I love these places.
- I thought you might.

484
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,281
We're not gonna leave here until
we've spent all of our tokens.

485
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:47,576
<i>Hello. Thanks for calling. I'm sorry, I'm not in at
the moment. Please leave a message after the tone.</i>

486
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,476
<i>I'll get back to you as soon as possible.</i>

487
00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,103
Dude, where are you?

488
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,109
Oh!

489
00:28:57,735 --> 00:29:02,823
Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh...

490
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:07,161
So whatever, man, just hanging out,
watching the thing.

491
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:10,456
Are you...? Maybe your phone's
turned off or something.

492
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,792
But just check it to make... Clearly,
you can't check it and see if it...

493
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,502
Whatever. Call me.

494
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,672
So the great air hockey cheats, that is.

495
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,341
I'm available for lessons anytime.

496
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:23,802
But only for you.

497
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,728
There's something else
I wanna show you.

498
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,166
<i>After the tone... I'll get back
to you as soon as possible.</i>

499
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:39,568
Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried.
I don't know if, um...

500
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,363
You haven't returned my calls
for, like, a long time now, like an hour.

501
00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:48,452
So, uh, just give me a call
if you're okay, okay?

502
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,538
Okay. I've said "okay"
now, like, five times.

503
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,916
Give me a call. Oka...

504
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,876
Okay, where are we going?

505
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,628
- There are lions in here.
- No.

506
00:29:57,795 --> 00:30:01,215
- Yes.
- Are you serious?

507
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,051
Okay. Open them.

508
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,056
Wow, it's so beautiful.

509
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,350
Come on.

510
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,435
We're going up there?

511
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,397
- You're gonna catch me, right?
- Yeah.

512
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:19,066
- Promise?
- Absolutely.

513
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,276
- Okay.
- One...

514
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:22,611
Yeah.

515
00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,156
Two...

516
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,909
three.

517
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,330
There you go.

518
00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:34,957
Oh, my gosh.

519
00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,962
- Okay, okay.
- Right.

520
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:55,227
- What was that?
- I'm sorry, I lost my grip.

521
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,646
You did that on purpose.

522
00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,982
Uh... Maybe I did.

523
00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:01,441
I think you did.

524
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:04,319
Well, sometimes
falling is the best part.

525
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,166
Come on.

526
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,961
- Yeah.
- I'm coming.

527
00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,132
<i>♪ Me so horny ♪</i>

528
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:28,885
Hold on.

529
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:32,306
- Hello.
- Hey, it's me. Can you talk?

530
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,308
- Yeah, what's up?
- It's... I don't know.

531
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:38,645
- I feel weird about dating two guys at once.
- Are you serious? Don't feel bad about dating two guys.

532
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,857
This is good, okay?
You gotta go out there and live a life...

533
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,650
for women like me who can't...

534
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:47,279
who have to have sex with the same guy
every Wednesday night at 9:00...

535
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,157
- while we're eating Cheetos.
- That's kind of awesome.

536
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,491
It is awesome.

537
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,285
For women everywhere.

538
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,788
That's the spirit. Do it.
And Bob's super horny, I gotta go.

539
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,206
Okay. Bye.

540
00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:01,627
Okay. For women everywhere.
I love it, I love it, I love it.

541
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,503
Me love you long time.

542
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,050
Tuck.

543
00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:09,509
Where's your partner?

544
00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,471
- Oh, he went out on a date.
- Of course he did.

545
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:16,058
The guy's an assassin, slays everything
he sets his sights on, right?

546
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,313
We got a positive lock
on that license plate.

547
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,815
- Do you want us to put it up?
- Yes.

548
00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:26,401
No. Actually, no, don't.

549
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:30,030
- Yeah, go on. If you would, thanks, yeah.
- Okay.

550
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,366
No. No, we can't.

551
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,620
Yeah. You gotta do it now.
Go on.

552
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:37,871
I'm here now. Okay.

553
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,134
Wow.

554
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,638
- I wasn't sure if you were gonna show.
- I told you I could handle it.

555
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,056
We'll see. Come on.

556
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:59,226
- Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot.
- Don't worry about it.

557
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:01,520
After you.

558
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,105
Go ahead.

559
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:05,440
Let them through.

560
00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:07,442
- Good to see you, buddy.
- How you doing?

561
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:10,737
You'll gonna love this place, I swear.
Hey, Ciera. How are you?

562
00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:16,243
I think you're enjoying yourself. You just
have to loosen up. Get off the simmer.

563
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,494
Nathaniel.

564
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,496
What's up, baby? How you been?

565
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,540
Look at you. Oh!

566
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,628
You are shining like a bright light.

567
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,173
You guys are here? Come on.

568
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,009
All right, I gotta go say hi to the DJ.
He knows me.

569
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:36,763
Come on. Come on in.
Come on. Come on.

570
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,598
What's up?

571
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,059
After you, my lady.

572
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:45,188
'85 Veuve, Sammy.

573
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:57,909
Hey. Where are you going?

574
00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:01,163
- Where are you going? We just got here.
- You know what?

575
00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:03,915
- I'm not the girl for you.
- Oh, come on, just...

576
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,126
Come inside for a minute,
we'll have a good time.

577
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:07,961
It's really okay. I've done this.

578
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:11,298
When I was a gymnast back in high school,
my best event was the keg stand.

579
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,967
- You're a gymnast?
- Unbelievable.

580
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,970
It's valid question. You said you
were a gymnast, I asked a question.

581
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,949
That's exactly why I'm
walking away right now.

582
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:21,767
Because you're uptight
and you don't know how to have good time?

583
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:24,811
You have the emotional intelligence
of a 15-year-old boy.

584
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:30,025
And you think I'd be interested in going out
with you or going back up in the club?

585
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,313
- I don't think so.
- Thank you, Judgemental Princess.

586
00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:35,363
- Can we just call it a night?
- Can we please call it a night?

587
00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:36,865
- Good night.
- Sayonara.

588
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:37,674
- Have fun.
- Ciao.

589
00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:39,595
 Go back to the retirement village.
I'll see you soon.

590
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:40,869
Of course I do.

591
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,788
Oh, my God. This is not happening.

592
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,541
Come back here. Wait, wait, wait.

593
00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:48,376
- Just kiss me.
- What? Absolutely not.

594
00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:50,128
- I'm serious.
- Why would I kiss you? No.

595
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:53,298
- Just kiss me right now.
- I'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar.

596
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:55,926
- Stop.
- Oh.

597
00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,264
Lauren. Uh...

598
00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:03,016
Lauren, hey.

599
00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:05,852
- There you are.
- Oh. Oh, Steve.

600
00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:10,690
Oh, my God, that is so funny
running into you again. That's so funny.

601
00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:15,028
Um... This is my boyfriend, FDR.

602
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:16,947
Huh.

603
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:20,033
He, uh... He's the surgeon
that we were talking about.

604
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,868
- Huh.
- Yeah.

605
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,584
Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head
at the children's hospital.

606
00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:31,378
Wow, that's amazing.

607
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,588
- He is. He's really amazing.
- Stop it.

608
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:36,756
- Amazing?
- I gotta be honest with you, I don't know what makes me happier.

609
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,719
Smile on a child's face
or waking up next to you every morning.

610
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:40,648
I love you.

611
00:35:40,673 --> 00:35:42,955
I love you. I love you too.
That's so funny.

612
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,933
Jinx. Ha-ha-ha.

613
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,726
- We're really happy.
- Yeah, we are.

614
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,520
- Yeah.
- Who wouldn't be happy...

615
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,958
with a girl like this?
Look at her. She's got everything.

616
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,582
- She got the beauty, the style, the grace.
- He's so sweet to me.

617
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,511
Did you know she was a
gymnast in high school?

618
00:35:55,536 --> 00:35:56,380
No, I didn't know that.

619
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,071
- Didn't think so.
- Yeah.

620
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,574
He likes it.

621
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,578
- Frisky, I love it.
- Yeah.

622
00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:12,544
- Can you do that thing on the high bar?
- Yeah. You know, I think we should probably get going.

623
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:16,882
- Stan, it was such a pleasure. We gotta go.
- I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool.

624
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,809
- Great meeting you.
- Steve, yeah. Whatever.

625
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:20,093
Really nice meeting you.

626
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,387
- Really nice meeting you.
- It was such a pleasure.

627
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,806
Oh, look at that.
A little kiss on the hand there.

628
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,434
- That's sweet.
- You are so lucky.

629
00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,895
- I know.
- Yeah.

630
00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:31,354
- Bye.
- Bye now, guys.

631
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,315
- Yeah.
- See you. Have fun, Simon.

632
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:36,526
- It's Steve.
- Okay. Thank you so much.

633
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,774
I'm sorry what did you say?
This ear's a little deaf.

634
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:42,616
I said, thank you. Thank you.
You don't have to be annoying about it.

635
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:46,036
Do you wanna go grab a bite?
I know a pizza place around the corner.

636
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,415
You owe me an explanation
for whatever that was.

637
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,126
- Okay. You're right, I do.
- Yeah?

638
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,294
Sure. Let's go.

639
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,921
- Okay.
- Okay.

640
00:36:56,464 --> 00:37:00,216
So I packed up my entire life
and I followed him out here.

641
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:04,346
And then six months later, I found him
in bed with a Pilates instructor.

642
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,765
He's just not the guy I thought he was.

643
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,493
- I feel like I've made a mistake.
- I don't believe in mistakes.

644
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:13,104
Well, that's a very convenient philosophy
for someone like yourself.

645
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,607
It's the mistakes
that make us who we are.

646
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,983
They led you here, right?

647
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,861
Would you rather be back
in Atlanta right now?

648
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,154
No, not really.

649
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,156
They led to your job,
you like your job.

650
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,158
- I love my job.
- So there you go.

651
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,953
Just saying.

652
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,831
- You're very smart.
- Mm-hm.

653
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:35,001
- Pretty smart for a club rat.
- Ha. Ouch.

654
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:42,759
- Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.

655
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,222
Nice-looking woman from last night.

656
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:01,528
- You reconned my date.
- What? No. No.

657
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,071
Yeah, you did.

658
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:06,324
Okay. I'm sorry, I did.
I reconned your date.

659
00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:07,867
- We had a deal.
- I know.

660
00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:10,537
- I'm sorry, I just started thinking...
- You started thinking?

661
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:12,247
I had to find out...
I didn't know.

662
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,708
If there was some action,
what were you gonna do?

663
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,042
- Call in Special Ops?
- No.

664
00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:18,670
- Sniper squad? Take me out?
- No, no. I mean...

665
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:22,549
Our Munich office got a hit back on one
of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong.

666
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,676
Name is Ivan Sokolov.

667
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:27,262
Here's a surveillance file
from the DFS in Mexico.

668
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:30,890
We expect he's trying to get Heinrich
into the country through the L.A. Harbor.

669
00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:34,060
Chatter suggests Ivan lives here in L.A.

670
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,646
Now, flush him out.

671
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,649
She's definitely lost her sparkle.

672
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:44,195
All right, look, you flag Interpol,
I'll call some of our contacts.

673
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:51,453
I really like this girl.

674
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,079
I really like her too.

675
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:55,790
No, I really, really like her.

676
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,625
- So do I.
- You do?

677
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,045
Yeah, I do.

678
00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,630
- So you're not backing off?
- Nope.

679
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:04,799
Okay.

680
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:11,097
Then you ought to know that when
we went out on our date, Lauren and I...

681
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,434
we, um...

682
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,644
What?

683
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,065
What? What did you do?

684
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,442
We shared a kiss.

685
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:25,070
- Wow.
- Mm-hm.

686
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:27,739
Incredibly magical kiss with tongue.

687
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,825
Oh, dear. Wonderful.

688
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,620
You are an animal.

689
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,455
Look, pal, we kissed too.

690
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,458
It was pretty special.
I don't think it will be the last.

691
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,753
- Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
- We shall see about that.

692
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,922
Yes, we will. We will see about that.

693
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:47,926
Don't do that.
Don't say what I just said.

694
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,011
We will see about that.

695
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:51,971
About that, we will see.

696
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,849
We will see about that.

697
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,102
About that, we will see.

698
00:39:57,269 --> 00:40:00,188
Right. This is a live operation,
it's a full wrap and tap, boys.

699
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,608
I want parabolics, infrareds, sat cams,
everything we got on the job.

700
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:07,237
I want you to acquire intel
on one Lauren Scott.

701
00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:09,823
- What are her secret likes...
- Dislikes.

702
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,190
I want to know what makes her laugh,
what makes her cry.

703
00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:13,785
Best friends, family members.

704
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:15,203
Everything is important.

705
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:16,996
And the last three guys she slept with.

706
00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:18,957
Who she was sleeping with last week.

707
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,669
You want us to take them out?

708
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,337
Yea...

709
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,547
No.

710
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,507
- No.
- I'm sorry, but...

711
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,987
- What exactly this is have to do with the Heinrich case?
- I'm afraid that's level 5 classified.

712
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,846
For my eyes only.

713
00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:34,973
This operation is top secret.

714
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:37,559
- Don't let your country down, boys.
- Roger that.

715
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,816
<i>♪ This is how we do it ♪</i>

716
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:50,822
<i>♪ This is how we do it ♪</i>

717
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,700
♪ It's Friday night ♪

718
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,326
<i>♪ And I feel all right ♪</i>

719
00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:58,204
♪ And the party's here on the west side ♪

720
00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:00,540
<i>♪ So I reach for my 40
And I turn it up ♪</i>

721
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,168
<i>♪ Designated driver
Take the keys to my truck ♪</i>

722
00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:06,171
<i>♪ Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded
Honeys in the street say ♪</i>

723
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,714
♪ Monty, yo, we made it ♪

724
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:08,923
<i>♪ It feels so good ♪</i>

725
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:12,093
♪ In my 'hood tonight ♪

726
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:14,262
<i>♪ The summertime skirts
And the guys in Kani ♪</i>

727
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,265
♪ All the gangbangers forgot
About the drive-by ♪

728
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,850
<i>♪ You gotta get your groove on ♪</i>

729
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,019
♪ Before you go get paid ♪

730
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,396
<i>♪ So tip up your cup
And throw your hands up ♪</i>

731
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:26,065
♪ And let me hear the party say ♪

732
00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,401
<i>♪ I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because ♪</i>

733
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,361
<i>♪ This is how we do it ♪</i>

734
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,241
<i>♪ This is how we do it ♪</i>

735
00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:37,785
♪ To all my neighbors
You got much flavor ♪

736
00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:40,705
<i>♪ This is how we do it
Let's flip the track ♪</i>

737
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,540
♪ Bring the old school... ♪

738
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,375
Aww.

739
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:46,586
<i>♪ This is how we do it ♪</i>

740
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,047
♪ All hands are in the air ♪

741
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,090
♪ Wave them from here to there ♪

742
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,425
<i>♪ If you're an O.G. mack ♪</i>

743
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,260
♪ Or a wanna-be player ♪

744
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,988
<i>♪ You see, the hood's been good to me ♪</i>

745
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,598
♪ Ever since I was a lower-case G ♪

746
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,642
<i>♪ But now I'm a big G ♪</i>

747
00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:02,977
♪ Let me hear the party say ♪

748
00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,437
<i>♪ If you were from ♪</i>

749
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:08,066
♪ Where I'm from then you would know ♪

750
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,109
<i>♪ This is how we do it ♪</i>

751
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:35,093
- What the hell is going on in here?
- Nothing.

752
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:38,513
Well. I'm sorry to interrupt playtime,
but we have an address on Ivan Sokolov.

753
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,921
And I thought you boys might
wanna get out of the office.

754
00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,850
Absolutely.

755
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,855
I'll take lead, you run backup.

756
00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:50,483
No. I was thinking of taking lead
on this one, thank you.

757
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:54,070
- I'm always the first one in the door.
- You're not always first at everything.

758
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:58,783
Hello. We're, um, friends of Ivan.

759
00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:02,954
Oh, no, take lead, please.

760
00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,206
No, no. Honestly, after you.

761
00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,209
- Brut?
- Patchouli.

762
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,670
I love patchouli. Lovely.

763
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,465
- Oh, no, I'm like...
- Yeah. What are you betting down there?

764
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,509
Hello! Cards!

765
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:20,138
Mate, I am such a huge fan of poker.

766
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:23,016
He actually won
the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno.

767
00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:24,225
This is private game.

768
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:28,354
Don't wave your hands at me, chief.
Don't you know who I am?

769
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:31,024
He got into the rosé at brunch,
he's gonzo.

770
00:43:31,191 --> 00:43:33,192
I said this is private game.

771
00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:34,694
I know who you are, mate.

772
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,698
- Ivan.
- The terrible.

773
00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:42,827
We're friends with Karl Heinrich.

774
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,370
There's one little problem.

775
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,542
Heinrich doesn't have any friends.

776
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,836
Oh, dear.

777
00:43:58,218 --> 00:43:59,677
Mag! Give me a mag!

778
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:02,055
Do you ever come prepared?

779
00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:03,723
Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!

780
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,354
Get out your gun.

781
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,568
Tuck, get down!

782
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,081
Get down!

783
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:57,610
- There you are. I got you, eh, mate?
- No, I got him.

784
00:44:57,778 --> 00:45:00,279
Yeah, of course you did, mate.
I love your work.

785
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:06,619
Tell us where Heinrich is
and we'll be able to cut you a deal, Ivan.

786
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,122
I'm not saying anything.

787
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:13,584
Okay, you get three square meals a day
and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers.

788
00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:18,381
- Let's go.
- Give deodorant a chance, Ivan. You stink.

789
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:26,639
- What's happening?
- Hm?

790
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,559
- What's going on?
- Uh, Collins. I'm gonna go see the medic.

791
00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:31,060
- Yeah.
- You?

792
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:32,979
No. Just the intel flash
coming over.

793
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:34,981
- Roger that.
- Right. Right.

794
00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,899
She texted her friend Trish.

795
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,652
Said she needed to talk
because she was F-T-F-O.

796
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:43,573
Which Cryptography Department believes
means she was freaking the fuck out, sir.

797
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,826
I S-H-I-T you not.
I was L-M-F-A-O when I read that.

798
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:50,455
- It was crazy, ridiculou...
- Bothwick! S-H-H-H-H-H.

799
00:45:50,622 --> 00:45:53,958
Trish then called the babysitter
and told her it was an emergency.

800
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,085
This is serious. This is really serious.

801
00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,256
Can't believe this is my biggest problem.
Last month, I was dating my Boggle.

802
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,175
This month, I'm dating two gorgeous guys.

803
00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:03,954
Ok. First of all, I
need you to stop making

804
00:46:03,979 --> 00:46:05,822
references to Boggle like it's a man.
It's a game.

805
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:09,182
And you sound like a woman
who has nine cats and knits her ass off.

806
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,993
You never said they were gorgeous.
You said

807
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:12,787
they were good-looking.
There's a difference...

808
00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:14,539
- Wanna see a picture of them?
- Between gorgeous and good-looking. Yes.

809
00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:17,023
- Okay.
- I didn't know you had pictures. Give it.

810
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,233
Oh. Wow.

811
00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:20,568
- Right?
- That's dirty sex.

812
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,863
You know you're gonna have dirty sex
and it's gonna stink.

813
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:27,408
Not like sex. I mean, like,
man stink, the good stuff.

814
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:32,371
<i>That's pretty impressive. For you, yeah.
What does the other one look like?</i>

815
00:46:32,539 --> 00:46:34,665
<i>You just scroll over,
you do the finger thing.</i>

816
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,251
<i>Oh, my God. He is hot too.</i>

817
00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:38,669
<i>I am impressed with you.</i>

818
00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:41,756
- <i>This is hotness. That man is...</i>
- You scared the shit out of me.

819
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:42,965
- You all right?
- Yup.

820
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:45,218
- Medically speaking?
- Fine.

821
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:48,721
<i>- They're people, not products.</i>
- You're not a very good liar, know that?

822
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,974
- Oh, yes, and you are.
<i>- They never play this kind a game with me.</i>

823
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:54,894
Seeing as we're both here,
we might as well share resources.

824
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,230
<i>- Incredible guys.</i>
- Guess, I don't have a choice.

825
00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:59,398
- Please, sit down.
- Oh, I'm staying.

826
00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:02,401
<i>Okay, good, good.
Well, I'm available as a friend.</i>

827
00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:04,987
If you want me to have sex
with both of those guys...

828
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:09,033
just to test out stuff and see who
comes back a winner and who doesn't.

829
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,082
They wouldn't even know that was me.
I'd pretend

830
00:47:11,107 --> 00:47:12,847
I was you. I'd just put
my hair up in a pony.

831
00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:16,749
Obviously I'm busy, because I'm a mother,
but I would carve out time in my schedule.

832
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,543
Because that's the kind of friend I am.

833
00:47:18,710 --> 00:47:21,921
- Why is she listening to that old man?
- I have no idea.

834
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:25,258
- Okay. You know what? That's not helpful.
- Okay, fine.

835
00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:27,654
Then why don't we do one of your little
"focus groups" said you do at work.

836
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,304
- You can be the focus group,
- I can be in charge, like you.

837
00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:32,348
- Oh, that's actually a good idea.
- Okay.

838
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,766
This is good, I like this.

839
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:36,519
Okay, so I will ask you questions
about the products.

840
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:37,728
- Okay.
- The people.

841
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:40,481
And you tell me who you like and why.

842
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,441
I don't know. They're both incredible.

843
00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:44,529
I mean, what a struggle. Ok.
I have to go home...

844
00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:47,154
and clean tartar sauce
out of Bob's beard right now.

845
00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:49,031
And probably one of his testicles.

846
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:51,826
And you're gonna sit here and talk to me
about how amazing these two guys are.

847
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:55,454
- Is there anything bad about them?
- Okay, let me think. Flaws.

848
00:47:56,623 --> 00:47:57,623
I think there...

849
00:47:57,916 --> 00:47:58,958
There is one thing.

850
00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:06,632
FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands.
Like little T.Rex hands.

851
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,301
- Ha!
- Oh, gross.

852
00:48:08,468 --> 00:48:10,469
That means he's got a Mike and Ike
for a penis.

853
00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:15,641
You know that's not true.
You've seen it.

854
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:18,978
You've seen it in Bangladesh,
you know that's not true.

855
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:22,815
And Tuck is British.

856
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:24,358
Mm.

857
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:27,153
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Doesn't mean anything.

858
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:31,157
That's the same, they're kind of even. So, I
need you to get into decision-making mode.

859
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:33,197
And I need you to do
it kind of quickly.

860
00:48:33,222 --> 00:48:35,268
I mean it's fun, but I'm
not the one having sex.

861
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:38,164
- So I can't be that invested.
- Okay. You know what I need?

862
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:39,498
Mm.

863
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,209
- A joint. Okay.
- No, I need a deadline.

864
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:45,010
So I'm gonna give myself a finite
amount of time to make this decision.

865
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,340
- That's good.
- One week I have to make a decision.

866
00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:48,507
<i>One week?</i>

867
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,637
Okay, so she grew up in Georgia.

868
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,889
She likes to volunteer at dog shelters.

869
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:59,018
She's a fan of classic rock
and collecting mini Camaros.

870
00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:00,353
What, as in the cars?

871
00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:02,980
This is so fun!

872
00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:05,191
You're a natural in this.

873
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:08,319
It's just so weird because my
dad used to collect these.

874
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:11,614
They were never as nice as this one.
But he never let me drive them.

875
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,325
Oh, I can't possibly imagine
why he wouldn't do that.

876
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:21,040
<i>♪ She's got a magic spell on me ♪</i>

877
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,339
Did he just give our bird the bird?

878
00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:36,305
<i>♪ Now I've got a woman ♪</i>

879
00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:40,685
- What was that?
- What? Well, that was the exhaust.

880
00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:42,292
- Oh.
- Give it some throttle. Go on.

881
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,276
She likes red wine,
lavender bath salts.

882
00:49:49,444 --> 00:49:52,571
And she collects posters
by Gustav Klimt.

883
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:56,283
- Huh?
- Yeah. Austrian cat. Boy can paint.

884
00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:59,078
Ain't you never seen The Kiss?
You know, like that...

885
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,621
Yeah, no, of course I have.

886
00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:09,755
Is this what I think it is?

887
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,507
You're a fan?

888
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,300
- Of Gustav Klimt?
- Of Gustav Klimt.

889
00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:16,137
- He's my favorite artist.
- He's my favorite artist.

890
00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:18,139
This is incredible.

891
00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:20,391
- Are these real?
- Yeah.

892
00:50:20,934 --> 00:50:22,226
Okay, stop.

893
00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:23,853
- You recognize this?
- Yes.

894
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:25,604
- The Harpist, 1895?
- I have this...

895
00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:27,940
- Seen it in a book.
- Pre-secession movement.

896
00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,735
Look at the tension between
two- and three-dimensionality.

897
00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:33,154
The tension between
two- and three-dimensionality.

898
00:50:33,321 --> 00:50:35,614
- It's incredible. This is my favorite.
- How do you know?

899
00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:39,243
Undine, 1902.

900
00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:41,954
Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.

901
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:44,165
Innovation became intrinsic...

902
00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:47,626
To Degas and the other modernists.
You can see influence of art nouveau.

903
00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:50,231
You know, he was a strong advocate
of the finger-painting movement.

904
00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:51,589
What?

905
00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:53,340
Hey. We lost contact.

906
00:50:53,508 --> 00:50:57,720
Sometimes he would
finger his paintings to get closer to them.

907
00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,639
He, uh, used his...

908
00:51:01,099 --> 00:51:02,641
He would...

909
00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:06,812
The intimacy with the canvas
to finger a painting...

910
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,481
To...

911
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:14,653
Rather to paint using hands.

912
00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,656
Sometimes,
he would use mud and sticks.

913
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:20,326
You know, he used mud
and sticks... Ahem.

914
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:22,077
He did?

915
00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:25,709
- And if he couldn't find a stick...
- And if he couldn't find a stick...

916
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:28,209
- he would use his dick.
- He'd just use his...

917
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,002
What?

918
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,504
Oh, son of a bitch. Who is...?

919
00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:34,215
- Ha, ha.
- Ugh!

920
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:40,805
You know, I think enough talking.

921
00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:44,475
Let's let the paintings
speak for themselves.

922
00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:50,064
Oh, my God.

923
00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,441
Wow.

924
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:56,362
That is so beautiful.

925
00:51:57,155 --> 00:51:59,114
It's amazing.

926
00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:09,333
Just incredible.

927
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,127
Yeah. It is.

928
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:14,129
Thank you.

929
00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:17,591
<i>- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.</i>

930
00:52:17,759 --> 00:52:20,177
<i>- How did it go?
- They both went well. Too well.</i>

931
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:23,138
<i>- I don't know what to do.
- That's awesome. I'm coming over.</i>

932
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,724
Allright. Go up on 5.
Let's just pump the audio a little bit.

933
00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:30,187
Are you sure about this, sir? We might
have some constitutional issues here.

934
00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:32,398
Patriot Act.

935
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:38,612
<i>- So how was it?
- They're both incredible.</i>

936
00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:42,533
Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes
that you just wanna melt into.

937
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:44,910
So beautiful.
He brings out the best in me.

938
00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:46,412
He really challenges me, you know.

939
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:50,416
But he's that guy who's always on,
he's superslick.

940
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,919
Sometimes, I think he doesn't care
about anything more than himself.

941
00:52:57,299 --> 00:53:00,759
Well, they say it's a sanctuary for them,
but it's... Here it is.

942
00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:03,596
This is amazing.
It's really more of a sanctuary for me.

943
00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,139
- Hey, Rebecca.
- Who's that man?

944
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:07,057
- Hey, Betty.
- Excuse me?

945
00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:09,852
I just had no idea you were
so passionate about animals.

946
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,479
Yeah. Animals and kids.

947
00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:14,023
What's up?

948
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:16,358
- How you doing, Nick?
- What?

949
00:53:16,943 --> 00:53:19,570
There are a lot of things
you don't know about me...

950
00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:23,490
- and it takes a while for me to open up.
- I can see that.

951
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:27,953
Oh, what's the matter?

952
00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:30,247
- What's the matter, you?
- Hey, little guy.

953
00:53:30,415 --> 00:53:31,957
- What's going on?
- You okay?

954
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,627
- Are you allowed to open the cages?
- All the time.

955
00:53:34,794 --> 00:53:36,754
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

956
00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:39,548
- Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud?
- It's a Boston terrier.

957
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,175
I love these dogs. Hi.

958
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:43,844
Hi.

959
00:53:46,514 --> 00:53:48,515
Yeah. That's a lot of energy.

960
00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:50,476
I love this place.

961
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,146
Mm.

962
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,700
- What's in your mouth?
- Just a lot of dog hair.

963
00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:05,908
- Yeah.
- So...

964
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,660
I know.

965
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,578
Big mess.

966
00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:12,831
- Do you wanna help me pick one out?
- You're gonna adopt a dog?

967
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:18,170
I think it's time for me to be responsible
for something other than myself, you know?

968
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:21,131
Wow, I think that's so great.

969
00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:26,971
Okay.

970
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:31,100
Let's pick the saddest,
oldest bastard here.

971
00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:34,353
Okay, what about Tuck?

972
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,397
Uh, Tuck is great.

973
00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:38,524
He's sweet, he's ki...
We have so much fun.

974
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,985
More fun that I've ever had
in my entire life.

975
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:45,280
But he's maybe too sweet?
A little earnest?

976
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,658
Uh, sort of safe.

977
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:51,412
Yeah. That's boring. I almost fell
asleep just listening to that.

978
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,540
Safe.

979
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:56,000
Okay, Tuck. I think I'm ready.

980
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:57,808
Alright, you ever carried
a weapon before?

981
00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:58,443
You know...

982
00:54:58,753 --> 00:55:00,045
Not really, no.

983
00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:03,882
Okay. Okay. I need you to keep that end
of the weapon well away from me, clear?

984
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:05,676
- Okay.
- Thumbs up.

985
00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:07,761
- This will be fun.
- No.

986
00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:09,471
It's not fun.

987
00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:12,057
It's dangerous.

988
00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:17,980
Hey, watch there.

989
00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:22,109
- Men! Move.
- My face!

990
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:23,902
Oh, my God.

991
00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:27,239
Man, come on.

992
00:55:28,616 --> 00:55:29,950
- Come on.
- Oh!

993
00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,577
Okay.

994
00:55:32,537 --> 00:55:35,748
Oh, God, I gotta get the goggles on.
This is very stressful!

995
00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:40,586
Clear. We're coming out. Okay, come on.
Okay.

996
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,046
Get him!

997
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,427
- No head shots!
- That's illegal.

998
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:49,636
Oh, my God.

999
00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:52,097
I'm scared.

1000
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,061
It's a grenade!

1001
00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,438
<i>♪ How you like me now. ♪</i>

1002
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:02,441
<i>♪ How you like me now. ♪</i>

1003
00:56:02,942 --> 00:56:04,318
Who is that guy?

1004
00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:07,905
It's just a game. Ah!

1005
00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:10,115
Let's get out of here.

1006
00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:14,453
Huh? Oh, yes.

1007
00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:17,498
Oh, my God.

1008
00:56:17,665 --> 00:56:19,333
- Did you see me light that up?
- Okay.

1009
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:21,460
That boy come right out of nowhere.

1010
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,837
Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.

1011
00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:26,256
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, how does that make you feel?

1012
00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:29,301
Like if our nation gets attacked
by random paintball people...

1013
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,762
- I'll be safe.
- Safe.

1014
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:34,723
I tried to get your back there.
I got off a few shots...

1015
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:37,226
but I think my triggering mechanism
was stuck.

1016
00:56:37,393 --> 00:56:39,311
You got the safety on.
I was trying to...

1017
00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,522
- Oh, you mean this thing here?
- Yeah. Ugh!

1018
00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:43,315
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

1019
00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:45,442
Ha, ha. Oh, I'm sorry I'm laugh...

1020
00:56:45,610 --> 00:56:47,861
I have this laughter thing
when bad things happen.

1021
00:56:48,029 --> 00:56:50,155
It's not funny.
I shouldn't do that.

1022
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,199
Are you okay? Can you walk?

1023
00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:54,576
Yeah, I'm good,
I'm good, I'm good.

1024
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,912
Oh, my God, I feel so bad.

1025
00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:59,331
Yeah, it's good.

1026
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,417
- Come on, let's go get something to eat.
- Okay.

1027
00:57:03,419 --> 00:57:06,672
So you know how I was telling you
that Tuck has been really earnest?

1028
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,715
The other day, we went paintballing...

1029
00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:11,677
and he nearly put this kid's eye out
with a paintball gun.

1030
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,846
Then FDR,
we went to this animal shelter...

1031
00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:16,431
and he adopted a 12-year-old dog
with a milky eye.

1032
00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:18,267
I'm telling you, it's getting weird.

1033
00:57:18,434 --> 00:57:21,394
I can't help but thinking it's my fault.
I'm putting them in this position.

1034
00:57:21,479 --> 00:57:23,522
It's making them crazy.
It's making me crazy.

1035
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,649
So, what are you gonna do about it?

1036
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:28,819
I think I have to do what any rational
woman in my position would do.

1037
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:30,904
- Break up with them?
- Sleep with them.

1038
00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:33,866
Sex tiebreaker.

1039
00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:36,034
Oh, thank you! Finally!

1040
00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:38,370
Finally. A sex tiebreaker!
That is what you need to do!

1041
00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,372
You have to have sex
with both of them!

1042
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,082
Thank you.

1043
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:45,586
<i>What? It's called the birds and the bees,
bitch, okay? Google it.</i>

1044
00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:46,837
We had a deal.

1045
00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:48,547
Well, we have a deal.

1046
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:51,008
- We have a deal.
- I'm not gonna have sex with her.

1047
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:54,052
And I am not gonna have sex
with this woman either.

1048
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,679
No matter how hard she tries.

1049
00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:58,891
- We have a gentleman's agreement.
- We do. We have a gentleman's agreement.

1050
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:01,727
And we are gentlemen.

1051
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:03,729
Okay?

1052
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,731
Ha-ha-ha. Okay.

1053
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:08,734
Okay. Good.

1054
00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:10,777
Good Lord.

1055
00:58:10,945 --> 00:58:12,779
- That the time?
- Yeah, I got that thing.

1056
00:58:12,947 --> 00:58:14,781
I gotta be somewhere this time.

1057
00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:18,368
Full-scale tactical prevention mode.

1058
00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:20,162
What exactly do you have in mind?

1059
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,413
Yeah.

1060
00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:24,541
Wow, this is amazing.

1061
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:26,293
- Indeed.
- How nice.

1062
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:28,898
Do you think the candles
are a bit cheesy?

1063
00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:30,905
No. I think they're wonderful.

1064
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:35,052
This has been the perfect night.

1065
00:58:40,725 --> 00:58:42,434
Dickerman...

1066
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:46,104
make it rain.

1067
00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:52,611
<i>♪ Can't stand it ♪</i>

1068
00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,739
<i>♪I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight ♪</i>

1069
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,156
<i>♪ Sabotage ♪</i>

1070
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,952
You really think you can trust him?

1071
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,954
Absolutely not.

1072
00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:04,831
- Okay, I believe you.
- Wow.

1073
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:06,792
- This is great.
- Yeah?

1074
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,001
Yeah.

1075
00:59:08,169 --> 00:59:09,795
Pool on the roof.
Oh, you know...

1076
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:13,215
it's hydrotherapy
for an old football injury.

1077
00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:18,804
I'll be right back.

1078
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,722
- Okay?
- Okay.

1079
00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:40,492
Come on, scram. Let's go.

1080
00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:43,870
<i>♪ He moves in space ♪</i>

1081
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,498
Ah! God.

1082
00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:54,172
<i>♪ It's a sabotage ♪</i>

1083
00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:56,425
<i>♪ Can't stand it
I know you planned it ♪</i>

1084
00:59:56,592 --> 00:59:58,218
Son of a...

1085
00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:03,181
<i>♪ I can't stand rocking
When I fly off the handle ♪</i>

1086
01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:06,018
<i>♪ What could it be?
It's a mirage ♪</i>

1087
01:00:06,185 --> 01:00:09,521
<i>♪ You're scheming on a thing
That's sabotage ♪</i>

1088
01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,485
<i>♪ Smooth operator ♪</i>

1089
01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:16,695
FDR?

1090
01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,864
<i>♪ Smooth operator ♪</i>

1091
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,240
Really?

1092
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:22,367
<i>♪ Smooth operator ♪</i>

1093
01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:23,535
A tranq dart.

1094
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:27,164
A tranq dart. Three inches over,
I would've been dead.

1095
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:30,876
Four. Four inches, okay?

1096
01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:33,879
- Neanderthal.
- Morning, sirs.

1097
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:35,088
Shut up, Jenkins.

1098
01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:37,382
Jesus. I cannot believe
you didn't trust me.

1099
01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,321
You were listening to Sade. Now, we both
know what happens when you listen to Sade.

1100
01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:42,156
- She's an incredible singer.
- Indeed, she is.

1101
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,533
Your hormones start going,
you turn into Captain Horny Pants.

1102
01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:46,600
- Hor...
- And might I remind you...

1103
01:00:46,768 --> 01:00:49,728
you were the one
who flooded my apartment first.

1104
01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,254
I was worry the candles
were a fire hazard.

1105
01:00:51,279 --> 01:00:51,707
No.

1106
01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:56,068
The only thing you were worried about
getting fired up was Lauren, wasn't it?

1107
01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:58,403
Honesty, Franklin.

1108
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,030
Try it.

1109
01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,950
Right!

1110
01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:08,955
Now, I have very serious
anger management issues today, Ivan...

1111
01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:13,293
so I would appreciate it
if you'd do me the courtesy...

1112
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:17,381
of answering
all my terribly boring questions...

1113
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,091
sharpish.

1114
01:01:19,258 --> 01:01:22,094
- Heh, heh. The pliers, really?
- Yes, the pliers, really.

1115
01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:26,056
- Predictable, safe and boring yet again.
- Why don't you tickle Ivan's feet...

1116
01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:31,728
till he talks with your
teeny, tiny, itty-bitty jazz hands?

1117
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:33,980
Heh.

1118
01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:41,113
Where is Heinrich, brother?

1119
01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:45,617
Sooner or later he'll be coming for you.

1120
01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:46,827
Brother.

1121
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,830
You are going to die.

1122
01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:53,291
Don't worry, you're next.

1123
01:02:11,018 --> 01:02:14,396
I'm sorry about Jonas.

1124
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:27,829
Hey, Tuck, I gotta talk to you
about Nana's.

1125
01:02:27,854 --> 01:02:29,768
Sure. Whose car are
we taking tonight?

1126
01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,855
I don't think it's
gonna work out tonight.

1127
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,189
You don't want me there?

1128
01:02:33,332 --> 01:02:35,417
It's not that. It's...

1129
01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:38,962
I invited Lauren.

1130
01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:42,507
Oh, wow. Uh...

1131
01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:46,720
It's a nice move, isn't it? Meet the
family. What are you, Garry Kasparov?

1132
01:02:46,971 --> 01:02:50,390
It's not like that. Lauren's been asking
about them, and you know Nana.

1133
01:02:50,558 --> 01:02:54,436
Once she heard I was dating someone,
she got excited. She wanted to meet them.

1134
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,354
- I don't believe this.
- What?

1135
01:02:56,522 --> 01:02:58,940
This is not a play to one-up you, Tuck.
They're my family.

1136
01:02:59,108 --> 01:03:02,611
- Yeah, but they're my family too.
- Yeah, but they're my actual family.

1137
01:03:08,117 --> 01:03:09,826
Wow. Yeah. Ahem.

1138
01:03:10,369 --> 01:03:12,078
Of course they are.

1139
01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:14,498
How silly of me.

1140
01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:32,516
- Ooh! Oh, gosh.
- No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.

1141
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:36,853
Oh, hello.

1142
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:41,399
Uh, Nana, this is Lauren.
Lauren, this is my grandmother, Nana.

1143
01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:45,278
So you're the girl who's been
putting up with Franklin.

1144
01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:47,072
- Mm-hm.
- I brought pie.

1145
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:51,576
- Yeah, you know where the kitchen is.
- Lauren and I have a lot to talk about.

1146
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,709
Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?

1147
01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:03,421
Oh, this is beautiful.

1148
01:04:03,756 --> 01:04:05,799
- Oh, is this FDR?
- Oh, yes.

1149
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,092
Look at that unibrow.

1150
01:04:07,593 --> 01:04:10,554
- It goes all the way around his head.
- I know, he was so cute.

1151
01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:13,348
- Hi, Dottie.
- And who are these people?

1152
01:04:14,058 --> 01:04:16,935
Oh, those are his parents.

1153
01:04:17,603 --> 01:04:20,438
They died when he was 9.

1154
01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:22,524
I'm so sorry.

1155
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,901
- He never told me that.
- Yeah.

1156
01:04:25,069 --> 01:04:28,905
In a car crash. They were going out
to dinner one night and, um...

1157
01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:32,325
Well, he's never been
quite the same since.

1158
01:04:32,493 --> 01:04:35,203
He has a hard time
trusting people.

1159
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:38,707
But he must trust you.

1160
01:04:38,874 --> 01:04:43,962
Because you are the first girl
he's ever brought here.

1161
01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:47,215
I have a hard time trusting people too.

1162
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,638
He had the biggest blue eyes,
like marbles.

1163
01:04:53,806 --> 01:04:56,474
Which almost made up
for the bed-wetting.

1164
01:04:57,810 --> 01:05:00,478
Nana. We really don't have to talk
about that right now.

1165
01:05:00,646 --> 01:05:02,022
- Oh, we really do.
- No, no, no.

1166
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,565
- No, we should.
- No, no, no.

1167
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:04,899
- I think we ought to.
- I know...

1168
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:07,652
He wore that Superman costume
everywhere.

1169
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,529
You wouldn't believe the smell.

1170
01:05:10,906 --> 01:05:13,992
But how were we to know
that he would take it so literally?

1171
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,203
- The little fellow jumped off the roof.
- Oh!

1172
01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:21,041
I was given misinformation, okay?

1173
01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:23,251
We all make mistakes.
That was one of mine.

1174
01:05:23,544 --> 01:05:28,381
Yes, but remember, Franklin,
there are no mistakes.

1175
01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:31,259
To no mistakes.

1176
01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:33,428
- To no mistakes.
- To no mistakes.

1177
01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:40,185
- Okay, wearing dresses.
- I was only wearing them...

1178
01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,228
because I thought they were capes.

1179
01:05:42,396 --> 01:05:44,105
Are we recording this?

1180
01:05:45,149 --> 01:05:46,566
I had a nice time tonight.

1181
01:05:47,234 --> 01:05:48,443
Me too.

1182
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,945
I like that guy with the unibrow
and the braces.

1183
01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:53,031
- Ha, ha.
- I actually...

1184
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,949
I might like him
more than I like you.

1185
01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:57,452
He likes you too.

1186
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:06,169
Ha, ha. I should go.

1187
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:08,213
Yeah.

1188
01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:10,590
I should be a gentleman.

1189
01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:15,053
Well, the good news is
I'm no gentleman.

1190
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,057
This is not good.

1191
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,394
<i>♪ She blew my mind ♪</i>

1192
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:26,231
<i>♪ And we've been hangin' out ♪</i>

1193
01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:29,025
<i>♪ Ever since that time ♪</i>

1194
01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:33,029
<i>♪ We got good love ♪</i>

1195
01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:35,907
<i>♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

1196
01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:37,742
Oh, no.

1197
01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:40,370
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

1198
01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:48,538
<i>♪ Sweet, sweet love ♪</i>

1199
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,976
- Hey.
- Oh, God!

1200
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:06,229
Oh, my God. Okay.

1201
01:07:06,605 --> 01:07:08,857
- Morning.
- Good morning.

1202
01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:12,652
- You're dressed. Where you going?
- I have to go to work.

1203
01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:16,030
I thought maybe we could
make pancakes or something.

1204
01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:17,490
Do you like pancakes?

1205
01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:20,118
- I love pancakes.
- Really, I'd love to have pancakes.

1206
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:23,371
- Who doesn't like pancakes? Crazy people.
- Crazy people.

1207
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,668
But I have to go to work,
cause I have a meeting.

1208
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:28,752
- Really super early.
- So I gotta go.

1209
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,463
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool.

1210
01:07:31,630 --> 01:07:33,673
I have... I've got a meeting too, so...

1211
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:35,081
- Okay.
- Last night was like...

1212
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:41,639
- Uh... Was...
- Was incredible.

1213
01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:43,641
That was crazy.

1214
01:07:43,809 --> 01:07:44,851
Yeah.

1215
01:07:45,352 --> 01:07:48,480
Uh, thank you for the...

1216
01:07:48,647 --> 01:07:51,441
Thank you for that.

1217
01:07:51,984 --> 01:07:53,109
So I'm gonna go.

1218
01:07:53,277 --> 01:07:55,987
But lock up behind you...
Or don't lo... I don't know.

1219
01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:59,032
You're not gonna steal anything, are you?
I don't know why I said that.

1220
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,700
Okay, bye.

1221
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,702
Bye.

1222
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,915
Trish, I slept with him.

1223
01:08:07,082 --> 01:08:08,917
- Which one?
- FDR.

1224
01:08:09,084 --> 01:08:12,253
Oh, my God, that's awesome.
How do you feel? Can you walk?

1225
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,297
Small hands, not an issue.

1226
01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,508
I knew it.
I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.

1227
01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:17,967
How was it?

1228
01:08:18,135 --> 01:08:20,261
Amazing.
Like five times amazing.

1229
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,949
But I don't know what to do. I'm
supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon.

1230
01:08:22,973 --> 01:08:25,266
But after last night,
I can't see Tuck now.

1231
01:08:25,434 --> 01:08:27,685
No, no, they do it to
us all the time, okay?

1232
01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:30,480
You think Gloria Steinem got arrested
and sat in a jail cells...

1233
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:33,040
so you could act like a little bitch?
I don't think so.

1234
01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:35,300
You get out there,
you get flexible.

1235
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:36,807
I think I'm going to hell.

1236
01:08:36,832 --> 01:08:38,632
You're not going to hell.
And If you go there, I'm...

1237
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,989
I'll be there to pick you up.

1238
01:08:40,157 --> 01:08:41,866
Okay, save me a drink.

1239
01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:44,494
Good Morning. You got last
night's surveillance tape, please?

1240
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:46,579
Oh, hey, uh...

1241
01:08:47,414 --> 01:08:48,706
We didn't get anything.

1242
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,708
We got nothing.

1243
01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:54,963
The tape jammed, so... Ha, ha.

1244
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,006
Boylee, it's digital, you plank.

1245
01:08:58,092 --> 01:09:00,468
- Right. So can I have the disk?
- Yup.

1246
01:09:04,348 --> 01:09:06,224
Seriously, you don't wanna see it.

1247
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,185
I'll be the judge of that,
thank you very much.

1248
01:09:10,062 --> 01:09:11,187
Now, did you see this?

1249
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:13,690
Only once.

1250
01:09:14,441 --> 01:09:15,525
Right. What happened?

1251
01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:18,111
Agent Foster entered the premises.

1252
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:20,113
- All right.
- Yep.

1253
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,992
- And?
- Ha, ha.

1254
01:09:24,159 --> 01:09:25,493
- Boylee.
- Ahem.

1255
01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,997
- Then he...
- Boylee, what happened next?

1256
01:09:29,790 --> 01:09:31,207
Then he entered the premises.

1257
01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:35,628
I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand.
Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.

1258
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:40,258
Open your eyes.

1259
01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,099
<i>I'm flying.</i>

1260
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:49,642
<i>Jack.</i>

1261
01:09:55,399 --> 01:09:57,108
Hey.

1262
01:09:57,359 --> 01:09:59,068
- Hi.
- Maya.

1263
01:09:59,236 --> 01:10:02,447
- So it's Tuesday.
- Mm-hm?

1264
01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,198
My layover day?

1265
01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,911
Yeah. Right. Um...

1266
01:10:09,079 --> 01:10:10,663
It's just...

1267
01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:11,956
Look, I...

1268
01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:15,460
I can't really do this, um...

1269
01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:18,713
I met somebody.

1270
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,214
Sorry.

1271
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:24,677
Okay.

1272
01:10:39,443 --> 01:10:41,569
What's happening to me?

1273
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:43,571
You have
absolutely no self-control.

1274
01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:46,866
Tuck, look, I didn't plan
on this happening, okay?

1275
01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:49,369
She's the one that initiated it
in the first place.

1276
01:10:49,536 --> 01:10:51,079
Well, of course she initiated.

1277
01:10:51,246 --> 01:10:54,332
You roll out the big, happy family,
it's like girl porn, isn't it?

1278
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,687
- You broke the rules, man.
- Forget about the rules. This is not a game anymore.

1279
01:10:57,711 --> 01:11:00,111
- I really care for Lauren.
- Oh, great, you have affections.

1280
01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:01,673
- It only took you 30 years.
- Tuck.

1281
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,841
- What?
- I slept with her.

1282
01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:08,179
- Yeah, well, I'm well aware of that, aren't I?
- No, slept. Fell asleep.

1283
01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:10,932
That's never happened
to me before.

1284
01:11:12,142 --> 01:11:16,437
Okay, so he wants to play family, so we'll
play families. We can play families. Right?

1285
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:20,024
All right. Uh, yeah.
Good, let's play families.

1286
01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:26,114
- I don't know what that means.
- It means get me a family.

1287
01:11:26,657 --> 01:11:30,243
- Right, so you got your aliases.
- Back stories.

1288
01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:32,537
Charming anecdotes.

1289
01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:34,751
Yeah? Great. Grandma,
if you could pull out a

1290
01:11:34,776 --> 01:11:36,732
few tears when you're
telling that story...

1291
01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:40,712
of how I rescued the blind children from the
well, there's an extra 50 in it for you.

1292
01:11:40,879 --> 01:11:44,382
Right. Ladies, mental gents,
I shall see you at 1300 hours.

1293
01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:47,719
I am so glad you could make it
on short notice.

1294
01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:49,554
Yeah, I'm happy to be here.

1295
01:11:49,763 --> 01:11:53,224
And they are going to absolutely love you,
and you will love them.

1296
01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:56,978
- I'm excited.
- So am I. God, you look gorgeous.

1297
01:11:57,146 --> 01:12:00,023
They should be here.
I'm going to give them a ring. You mind?

1298
01:12:00,232 --> 01:12:01,232
- Oh, not at all.
- Okay.

1299
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,443
- Okay.
- You look gorgeous.

1300
01:12:31,096 --> 01:12:33,056
Here we go boys. Here we go.

1301
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,104
- Hi.
- There she is.

1302
01:12:40,272 --> 01:12:41,939
- How are you?
- Good. You?

1303
01:12:42,107 --> 01:12:43,608
Supposed to be here
three minutes ago.

1304
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,540
<i>They are not there yet.
I don't understand, sir.</i>

1305
01:12:45,565 --> 01:12:46,927
<i>They should be there by now.</i>

1306
01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:50,531
- Yeah, well, they're not, are they?
<i>- Okay, let me find out what happened.</i>

1307
01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:55,453
- Ha, ha. So, finally. Right?
- Yeah.

1308
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:56,746
Oh, bollocks.

1309
01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:58,623
- So has he told you?
- What?

1310
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:01,292
- How he got his name. "Tuck."
- No, he didn't.

1311
01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:04,837
- Oh, not his given name. Not at all.
- "Tuck." Unusual, right?

1312
01:13:05,005 --> 01:13:07,924
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, here he is.

1313
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:11,219
Hi. Your dad was just telling me
how you got your nickname.

1314
01:13:11,386 --> 01:13:12,970
Hello, son.

1315
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,764
Hello, dad.

1316
01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:19,769
- Hello.
- How are...? Unh... Unh... Unh...

1317
01:13:20,062 --> 01:13:21,437
- Oh, my good...
- Mm-mm.

1318
01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:25,858
Jolly good. Right.

1319
01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:29,445
Right, we're just getting to it.
Old Tuckers comes down one day.

1320
01:13:29,738 --> 01:13:31,864
I don't know, he's 10 or 11,
wearing a dress.

1321
01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:35,618
Hikes it up and goes, "Oh, look.
I've got me naughty bits tucked under."

1322
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:36,953
Hence, "Tuck."

1323
01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:40,665
"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me."
"What's wrong with this boy?"

1324
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:44,919
But it doesn't matter because, like, we're
just so proud that Tuck is into girls again.

1325
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:45,942
Finally.

1326
01:13:45,967 --> 01:13:48,530
Because for a while it
was all Egyptian men.

1327
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:52,176
Yeah. "Oh, gotta have it
coming and going. Please." Whoo-woo!

1328
01:13:52,344 --> 01:13:53,386
Choo-choo train.

1329
01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:56,848
"Come on, boys, have at it.
It's the Navy."

1330
01:13:57,015 --> 01:13:58,391
Ahem. I think we should order.

1331
01:13:58,559 --> 01:14:01,561
Lauren, Tuck really is, like,
a really great brother.

1332
01:14:01,728 --> 01:14:05,356
- He is.
- He saved me from becoming a swinger.

1333
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:10,486
Before Tuck stepped in, everyone in our
village used to call me "The Sausage Wallet."

1334
01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:15,752
"TSW." That's a
Shakespearean term for slut.

1335
01:14:15,777 --> 01:14:17,017
Right.

1336
01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:18,703
Where did you find her?

1337
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,943
So, what's going on
with your bits up top?

1338
01:14:20,968 --> 01:14:23,231
Heard they weren't real.
They look real to me.

1339
01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:25,209
- Tuck said they were fake.
- What?

1340
01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,920
- I did not. I wouldn't say...
- "These knockers. Oh!

1341
01:14:28,088 --> 01:14:30,882
- "Can't wait to get into them."
- I wouldn't say that.

1342
01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:34,051
- Oh, you did. Why you lying now?
- Yeah, but they look quite nice.

1343
01:14:34,219 --> 01:14:37,305
- Not as big as these bazookas, but...
- Wait, is there a waiter?

1344
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,559
OK. You know what, actually,
I forgot I have a commitment at work.

1345
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,312
It's been very nice meeting you all,
but I have to go.

1346
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,647
- You want something to go, then?
- No, thank you.

1347
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:49,066
Wait, can I get your cell number?

1348
01:14:49,943 --> 01:14:51,944
- God.
- Lauren.

1349
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:54,030
- Bring up six.
- Bringing.

1350
01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:54,969
Sorry about that.

1351
01:14:54,994 --> 01:14:57,182
That was the weirdest
five minutes of my life.

1352
01:14:57,326 --> 01:15:00,286
I'm sorry. Those people back there,
they are not my parents.

1353
01:15:00,537 --> 01:15:03,039
- What are you talking about?
- They're not my parents.

1354
01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:05,416
- Those are not your parents?
- No.

1355
01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:08,961
I wanted you to think that I had
a perfect family, so I hired some people.

1356
01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:10,880
- You hired people?
- Yes.

1357
01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:13,424
- You hired what kind of people?
- Actors. Actors.

1358
01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:16,955
Ok. You know what, Tuck, this is just
bizarre. I don't know what to say about that.

1359
01:15:17,012 --> 01:15:19,430
I don't have any parents.
I have no family.

1360
01:15:19,723 --> 01:15:21,474
- What?
- I thought it would impress you.

1361
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:25,728
Okay? That's why I hired some, because
I thought that was normal. I thought...

1362
01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:28,272
But you have a family. You have a son.

1363
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:30,024
Yeah.

1364
01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:35,780
Okay, the truth about Joe is that
my relationship with Joe is really awful.

1365
01:15:36,615 --> 01:15:38,491
It's really awful.

1366
01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:41,535
When he was a little boy, it was great.
He was a puppy.

1367
01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,455
He loved me to bits. Then he grew up,
and now I can't reach him.

1368
01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:47,333
He doesn't want anything
to do with me, at all.

1369
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:51,921
Okay? So I didn't want you to see that. Because
it's actually really very embarrassing.

1370
01:15:52,297 --> 01:15:56,634
So I thought I'd hire a family,
because I thought that was normal.

1371
01:15:57,844 --> 01:16:00,680
Right, look, I totally understand
you needing to walk away...

1372
01:16:00,847 --> 01:16:02,932
because if I were you,
I'd walk away too.

1373
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:05,070
But I think... I needed
to level with... Yes?

1374
01:16:05,095 --> 01:16:05,750
Tuck.

1375
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:08,688
It's just I was really
looking forward to today.

1376
01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,983
It's just been a lot, and
I think I should go.

1377
01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:17,863
Lauren, I really want to get you home safe.
Okay, so Joe's is just on the way.

1378
01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:21,284
Let me pick him up,
and then I'll drop you straight off after.

1379
01:16:23,203 --> 01:16:25,871
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1380
01:16:30,877 --> 01:16:32,753
<i>Hey, Mom, I'm coming!</i>

1381
01:16:33,588 --> 01:16:36,132
Hey, spudley, how you doing?
Come on, give us a cuddle.

1382
01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:37,675
Hello.

1383
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:40,928
This is my friend Lauren.

1384
01:16:42,514 --> 01:16:44,598
I thought Uncle Frank
was your only friend.

1385
01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:46,142
Who's Uncle Frank?

1386
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:49,353
- Yes. Ha, ha. Um...
- Ahem.

1387
01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:52,523
He's right.
He is my only friend from work.

1388
01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:56,110
But this is my new friend. Lauren.

1389
01:16:56,528 --> 01:16:58,487
- Hi.
- Hi.

1390
01:16:59,239 --> 01:17:01,407
Hey, what are you two doing
this afternoon?

1391
01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:02,895
Cause I need some help with work.

1392
01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:04,519
And I think you could
be the men for the job.

1393
01:17:04,544 --> 01:17:05,013
Oh, no.

1394
01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:06,412
<i>- Yeah?
- That sounds great.</i>

1395
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,135
- Hands up.
- No.

1396
01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,429
<i>♪ Now I've got a woman ♪</i>

1397
01:17:26,683 --> 01:17:28,726
<i>♪ She's got a magic spell on me ♪</i>

1398
01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,770
Go to satcam 6.

1399
01:17:32,564 --> 01:17:34,106
Bye, Lauren.

1400
01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,655
Hello.

1401
01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:45,493
<i>♪ Now I've got a woman ♪</i>

1402
01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:47,161
He just used the kid.

1403
01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:49,080
He used the kid.

1404
01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:53,125
Maybe we could get you a kid, sir.
For a day.

1405
01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:56,128
- You know a guy?
- I know a guy.

1406
01:17:56,546 --> 01:17:58,922
- No.
- <i>♪ Now I've got a woman ♪</i>

1407
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:05,638
<i>♪ She's got a magic spell on me ♪</i>

1408
01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:10,935
I had a really fantastic day today,
thank you very, very much.

1409
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,144
So did I.

1410
01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:15,106
Good night.

1411
01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:34,250
<i>♪ I got no beef with repetition ♪</i>

1412
01:18:34,417 --> 01:18:35,876
Go inside. Go inside the house.

1413
01:18:36,044 --> 01:18:38,212
You don't wanna see the...
Oh, my God.

1414
01:18:39,089 --> 01:18:41,882
<i>♪ I got no beef with repetition ♪</i>

1415
01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:45,845
Bring up 5.

1416
01:18:48,598 --> 01:18:50,432
Two...
Where did they go? Bring up 3.

1417
01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:56,981
Tuck, we need to talk.

1418
01:18:57,315 --> 01:18:58,941
In a little bit.

1419
01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:02,987
- It's dead. He's killing our bugs.
- Bring up 4.

1420
01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,238
There goes 7.

1421
01:19:05,031 --> 01:19:06,949
This is so bad.

1422
01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:08,993
But it feels so good.

1423
01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:12,454
We're dead, sir.

1424
01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:16,750
Yeah, we are.

1425
01:19:21,798 --> 01:19:23,007
- Okay, Tuck.
- Mm-hm.

1426
01:19:23,175 --> 01:19:25,968
Tuck. Tuck, I'm sorry.

1427
01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:27,344
I'm not this kind of girl.

1428
01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:31,849
I know exactly what kind of girl you are.

1429
01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:35,936
And that's why I've completely
fallen in love with you.

1430
01:19:38,982 --> 01:19:41,650
Damn. I think that's the
new British invasion...

1431
01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:43,938
- what just happened there.
- That's what that was.

1432
01:19:47,532 --> 01:19:49,825
- I feel like I'm having a panic attack.
- Ok. Well, just breathe.

1433
01:19:49,993 --> 01:19:52,661
Breathe in and breathe out,
and come sit down.

1434
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:56,665
Do you think it's possible
to love two people equally?

1435
01:19:58,668 --> 01:20:00,336
Love, yes.

1436
01:20:00,503 --> 01:20:03,714
Be in love, no.

1437
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:07,718
What do you do
when you don't know what to do?

1438
01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:09,053
I ask Bob.

1439
01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:11,263
Your husband, Bob?

1440
01:20:11,431 --> 01:20:13,766
- "Bob" Bob?
- Yeah.

1441
01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:17,519
I mean, I know he's fat and ridiculous,
but he's my fat...

1442
01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:19,271
and my ridiculous.

1443
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:22,566
And I like the way that I am with him.

1444
01:20:22,734 --> 01:20:24,693
- Mom, could you fix this?
- Hey, buddy.

1445
01:20:27,447 --> 01:20:29,114
Don't choose the better guy.

1446
01:20:29,532 --> 01:20:32,743
Choose the guy that's
gonna make you the better girl.

1447
01:20:33,411 --> 01:20:35,246
- Right?
- Right.

1448
01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:37,831
I love you?

1449
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:42,920
Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed.
Bravo. Well done. Good performance.

1450
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:46,548
- I don't expect you to understand that.
- Why can't you just admit you lost?

1451
01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:48,885
I didn't lose. I was doing
well until you turned up

1452
01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,994
with your big hair and
your whole of white teeth.

1453
01:20:51,137 --> 01:20:52,471
As per usual.

1454
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:54,705
Let's not forget, yes,
I did find her first.

1455
01:20:54,730 --> 01:20:56,749
Yeah, but she... She
fell for me, Tuck.

1456
01:20:56,893 --> 01:21:00,104
She fell for me. It's not my fault
you're always a step behind.

1457
01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:03,607
If I'm only a step behind,
it's because I'm cleaning up after you.

1458
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,864
Do you know what?

1459
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:13,575
I couldn't give a monkey
who Lauren chooses between us.

1460
01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:17,746
But this, what we had...

1461
01:21:17,914 --> 01:21:20,749
- Yeah, what?
- It's over.

1462
01:21:21,835 --> 01:21:23,669
I already asked Collins for a transfer.

1463
01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:34,054
- Lauren. How are you? Are you well?
<i>- Hi. Oh, I'm pretty good.</i>

1464
01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:35,556
- Good.
- <i>Are you busy?</i>

1465
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,044
- No, no, I'm just at work.
- <i>Oh, yeah. What are you doing?</i>

1466
01:21:38,101 --> 01:21:40,811
Oh, nothing much.
A bit boring, to be honest.

1467
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:43,819
- <i>Do you know that new place on 3rd?</i>
- Oh, I do. I do know it very well.

1468
01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:46,483
- <i>Can you meet me there?</i>
- I can be there in half an hour.

1469
01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:49,320
- <i>Okay. I'll see you for lunch then.</i>
- That would be lovely.

1470
01:21:49,487 --> 01:21:51,549
- <i>All right, I'll see you there.</i>
- All right, my love.

1471
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:52,698
- <i>Bye.</i>
- Bye.

1472
01:21:56,536 --> 01:21:57,619
She called you.

1473
01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,584
Gotta go, mate.

1474
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:06,462
Have to pack up anyway.

1475
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,022
Lucky water bottle.

1476
01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:27,775
<i>Anyway, she is a brilliant mother.</i>

1477
01:22:27,942 --> 01:22:28,984
What are you doing?

1478
01:22:29,152 --> 01:22:31,272
Just watching last night's
surveillance video on Tuck.

1479
01:22:31,404 --> 01:22:34,865
Time to close the books on that one,
Dickerman. She got away.

1480
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:41,538
All right, Dick,
I'll see you when I see you.

1481
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,084
<i>I had a really fantastic day today.
Thank you very, very much.</i>

1482
01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:48,712
<i>- So did I. It was fun.
- It was.</i>

1483
01:22:49,005 --> 01:22:50,881
<i>I, uh...</i>

1484
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:53,759
- Scroll back for a second.
<i>- Yeah, so...</i>

1485
01:22:53,927 --> 01:22:55,719
- Now zoom in.
- There?

1486
01:22:56,179 --> 01:22:58,472
No, no, on the background.

1487
01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:01,308
Freeze that and enhance.

1488
01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:08,690
That's Heinrich.

1489
01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:12,236
He's here. I have to get Tuck.

1490
01:23:12,987 --> 01:23:15,072
I'm really glad you called.

1491
01:23:15,698 --> 01:23:17,738
I didn't expect you to, actually.
It was a surprise.

1492
01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:18,867
- Really?
- Yeah.

1493
01:23:19,035 --> 01:23:20,994
Which is great,
because I love surprises.

1494
01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:22,329
You do? Gosh, I don't.

1495
01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:24,289
Usually, they turn out more bad than...

1496
01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:26,500
Good grief.

1497
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:27,793
- Hi.
- Hi.

1498
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,421
FDR, what are you...?

1499
01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:33,549
Uh, I'm sorry.
Tuck, this is my friend FDR.

1500
01:23:33,716 --> 01:23:34,842
FDR, this is Tuck.

1501
01:23:35,009 --> 01:23:37,761
- Hello, it's lovely to meet you.
- Lovely to meet you.

1502
01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:40,556
- Are you British?
- Yes, I am.

1503
01:23:40,890 --> 01:23:42,099
That's a crying shame.

1504
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:44,560
- Why?
- Oh, no reason.

1505
01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:48,397
You have...
You have very gentle hands, don't you?

1506
01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:49,982
- Strong hands.
- Gentle hands.

1507
01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:52,818
- Strong hands.
- Gentle hands. It's like holding a salmon.

1508
01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:55,529
Can you excuse me for just a second?
I'm just gonna, um...

1509
01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:58,866
Just a minute, for a second.

1510
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:01,660
Order me a drink.

1511
01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:04,788
In a shot. I'll be right back.

1512
01:24:07,750 --> 01:24:09,126
<i>♪ Oh, so horny ♪</i>

1513
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:10,586
<i>♪ Oh, so horny ♪</i>

1514
01:24:12,338 --> 01:24:13,589
- Hello.
<i>- Trish.</i>

1515
01:24:13,756 --> 01:24:16,842
They're both here. You gotta get over here.
I'm hyperventilating.

1516
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:19,636
I told you you shouldn't date two guys
at the same time.

1517
01:24:19,804 --> 01:24:20,971
What?

1518
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:24,516
You have neither the grace nor the humility
to lose like a man, do you?

1519
01:24:24,684 --> 01:24:26,477
It's Heinrich.

1520
01:24:26,644 --> 01:24:28,645
He's in L.A.
We have to get on it right now.

1521
01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:31,023
You know, you are incredible.
Oh, really, you are.

1522
01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:33,534
I have to take my hat off to you.
This is impressive.

1523
01:24:33,734 --> 01:24:35,713
- You listen to me. You have to listen.
- You take your hands off me.

1524
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:38,822
- This is not... Tuck. Tuck.
- Take your hand off me, mate.

1525
01:24:38,990 --> 01:24:40,324
Yeah?

1526
01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:46,413
- Yeah, all right.
- Where you going? Hey, where you going?

1527
01:24:47,165 --> 01:24:48,207
Hm?

1528
01:25:03,806 --> 01:25:07,100
Ok. You can do this. You are a confident
woman who can deal with conflict.

1529
01:25:07,268 --> 01:25:09,019
I'm gonna pass out.

1530
01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:11,188
Has that been on my teeth
the whole time?

1531
01:25:14,025 --> 01:25:17,194
Get out there. Tell them your decision.
They're rational.

1532
01:25:19,113 --> 01:25:20,739
They may even become friends.

1533
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:25,035
They'll probably just shake hands.

1534
01:25:28,331 --> 01:25:30,165
My boobs are sweating.

1535
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,850
I should have killed you in Kandahar
when I had the chance.

1536
01:25:49,018 --> 01:25:52,479
What? Were you having a laugh, mate?

1537
01:25:53,356 --> 01:25:55,983
I was the only thing keeping you alive
in Kandahar, mate.

1538
01:25:56,150 --> 01:25:57,568
I was your only friend.

1539
01:25:58,528 --> 01:25:59,570
Friend?

1540
01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:04,116
- You two know each other?
- Well, Lauren...

1541
01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:07,160
- You two know each other?
- Yes.

1542
01:26:07,328 --> 01:26:09,705
What was this?
Some sort of bet? Some sort of game?

1543
01:26:09,872 --> 01:26:11,748
To see who could get the girl first?

1544
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:13,000
- No, no, no.
- Lauren...

1545
01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:14,751
- let me explain.
- Let me explain.

1546
01:26:14,919 --> 01:26:17,314
I'm really... No, actually...
You've done...

1547
01:26:17,339 --> 01:26:18,988
Lauren, listen... Shut up.

1548
01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:21,008
I trusted you.

1549
01:26:24,470 --> 01:26:25,596
Lauren. Lauren.

1550
01:26:30,768 --> 01:26:32,688
It's worse than I thought.
They know each other.

1551
01:26:32,770 --> 01:26:34,271
- What?
- I don't know how.

1552
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,959
I got... I walked in and
they said they were friends or something.

1553
01:26:36,983 --> 01:26:38,191
Here, drink this.

1554
01:26:40,903 --> 01:26:43,780
- Oh, my God, what is that?
- It's a screwdriver.

1555
01:26:43,948 --> 01:26:45,073
I mean it's mostly vodka.

1556
01:26:45,241 --> 01:26:48,744
But I'm sure there's some apple juice
or something in there from somewhere.

1557
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:52,000
I just feel like an idiot. I thought
they cared about me. Can we get out?

1558
01:26:52,123 --> 01:26:55,500
Yeah, sure, we could just go
to a bar... What...?

1559
01:26:57,378 --> 01:26:59,421
Oh, my God. What...?

1560
01:27:00,798 --> 01:27:03,258
Excuse me.
Is there something I can help you with?

1561
01:27:03,426 --> 01:27:05,677
Just give him your keys.
I don't want the car.

1562
01:27:05,845 --> 01:27:08,096
I want your boyfriends.

1563
01:27:11,809 --> 01:27:14,978
Don't talk to me, mate. In fact, don't
ever talk to me again. Don't...

1564
01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:23,403
- Is that Sade?
- Sade is not exclusive, my friend. Jesus.

1565
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:26,740
- Ah, look.
- Put it on speaker.

1566
01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:27,991
All right.

1567
01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:31,244
Hi, Lauren, I'm really, really sorry
about what happened. I was...

1568
01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:33,830
Lauren, it's FDR. I am so sorry
about what happened.

1569
01:27:33,998 --> 01:27:37,292
- Would you just be quiet?
- Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.

1570
01:27:37,460 --> 01:27:39,336
Why didn't she call your phone then?

1571
01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:40,796
- I don't know.
- Shut up.

1572
01:27:40,963 --> 01:27:42,005
You shut up.

1573
01:27:42,173 --> 01:27:44,549
- Lauren...
<i>- No, you shut up.</i>

1574
01:27:45,551 --> 01:27:49,513
You two come alone unarmed
to Warehouse 22 in San Pedro.

1575
01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:52,391
Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend
and her friend.

1576
01:27:52,558 --> 01:27:55,268
<i>I see any police,
any agent within a mile...</i>

1577
01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:57,187
you get her head in the mail.

1578
01:27:57,355 --> 01:27:58,480
Be there in an hour.

1579
01:27:59,023 --> 01:28:02,234
If we go to that warehouse,
she's not walking out and neither are we.

1580
01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:05,529
- What is that?
- GPS. I put a sat-tracker on her.

1581
01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:07,072
You put a sat-tracker on her?

1582
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:09,176
- Of course I did, didn't you?
- No. Of course I didn't.

1583
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,951
I didn't put a sat-tracker on her.
That's completely immoral.

1584
01:28:10,976 --> 01:28:13,018
I put one on her cell phone.

1585
01:28:13,162 --> 01:28:15,247
- Steal this car, Tuck.
- Got it.

1586
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:18,917
- Thank you.
- She's heading Eastbound on Venice.

1587
01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:21,245
Try not to screw this up.
You try not to screw this up.

1588
01:28:21,295 --> 01:28:22,775
Stop repeating everything that I say.

1589
01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:25,298
FDR, target is holding steady.

1590
01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:26,633
1 mile to contact.

1591
01:28:27,051 --> 01:28:29,010
Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise.

1592
01:28:34,350 --> 01:28:36,453
All right. Get me close.
I'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo.

1593
01:28:36,477 --> 01:28:39,498
That's a negative, we don't have the angle.
You're gonna have to do a reverse Karachi.

1594
01:28:39,522 --> 01:28:40,981
Fine. Just get me close.

1595
01:28:52,368 --> 01:28:54,369
No! What are you doing? No!

1596
01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:59,082
- Trish!
- Got it.

1597
01:29:04,630 --> 01:29:07,716
Shit!

1598
01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:29,571
Drive, you idiot!

1599
01:29:35,286 --> 01:29:37,287
What the hell is going on?

1600
01:29:37,455 --> 01:29:39,808
I'm gonna be honest with you Lauren.
I am not a travel agent.

1601
01:29:39,832 --> 01:29:41,750
- Really?
- I'm not a cruise ship captain.

1602
01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:42,959
No shit.

1603
01:29:44,962 --> 01:29:46,588
Oh, my God!

1604
01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:49,299
- Oh, God.
- Okay.

1605
01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:50,759
Grab the wheel, please.

1606
01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:52,859
Girl, I've seen you drive.
Take the wheel.

1607
01:29:52,884 --> 01:29:54,411
I'm not gonna drive this car.

1608
01:29:56,808 --> 01:29:58,058
- Turn around.
- Shit!

1609
01:30:00,311 --> 01:30:01,645
Tuck!

1610
01:30:09,070 --> 01:30:11,154
- I missed you.
- I know. I've missed you too.

1611
01:30:11,322 --> 01:30:12,864
- I love you, man.
- Love you too.

1612
01:30:13,032 --> 01:30:15,992
- We're back.
- Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.

1613
01:30:24,919 --> 01:30:27,439
<i>Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh
coming to you live from the studio...</i>

1614
01:30:27,463 --> 01:30:29,965
- Mom.
- Yeah?

1615
01:30:30,132 --> 01:30:32,843
- Is that Dad?
- Huh?

1616
01:30:33,302 --> 01:30:36,054
- Where the hell are they going?
- Headed south on the 310 Freeway.

1617
01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:38,098
But that freeway's incomplete.

1618
01:30:40,601 --> 01:30:43,019
Three hundred feet, 200.
They're running out of road.

1619
01:31:12,174 --> 01:31:14,676
I hope you can forgive him, Lauren.

1620
01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:17,053
- He's the best man I know.
- Bollocks, mate.

1621
01:31:17,221 --> 01:31:20,682
You two belong to each other.
You really do. You belong to each other.

1622
01:31:20,850 --> 01:31:22,995
Tuck. You know what? Thank you, Tuck.
But she's already made her choice.

1623
01:31:23,019 --> 01:31:25,020
No. No, I didn't.

1624
01:31:25,980 --> 01:31:27,731
- You didn't?
- You didn't?

1625
01:31:28,733 --> 01:31:31,233
- What?
- You didn't?

1626
01:31:31,234 --> 01:31:34,456
No, I mean, I did, but... in light of
everything I just found out, I feel...

1627
01:31:34,481 --> 01:31:35,554
Tuck.

1628
01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,793
- It's bulletproof.
- The lights.

1629
01:31:49,962 --> 01:31:51,171
Shoot the headlights.

1630
01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:56,259
Front-impact airbag deployment
in all models after 2006.

1631
01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:38,802
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1632
01:32:39,595 --> 01:32:41,638
- Good.
- Yeah.

1633
01:32:43,015 --> 01:32:44,724
I'm okay.

1634
01:32:57,989 --> 01:32:59,197
All right, get a room.

1635
01:33:03,869 --> 01:33:05,829
<i>And at this time we do not know how it started.</i>

1636
01:33:05,854 --> 01:33:07,521
I don't think he's a travel agent.

1637
01:33:07,665 --> 01:33:10,041
<i>It may have involved
a German terrorist group...</i>

1638
01:33:10,209 --> 01:33:12,043
<i>as well as two federal agents.</i>

1639
01:33:15,881 --> 01:33:18,241
- Let me take a look at that, sir?
- No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

1640
01:33:25,641 --> 01:33:27,976
I was gonna tell you.
That's why I asked you out.

1641
01:33:28,644 --> 01:33:31,229
Yeah, it's okay. I, um...

1642
01:33:32,606 --> 01:33:34,524
It's good. It's good.
I understand.

1643
01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,651
- Okay.
- It's good.

1644
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:40,739
Does Joe know about this?

1645
01:33:40,906 --> 01:33:42,574
Um...

1646
01:33:43,367 --> 01:33:44,701
No.

1647
01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:47,078
No, not yet,
but I think he will do in a minute.

1648
01:33:49,206 --> 01:33:50,665
All right.

1649
01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:55,503
I should... I should probably...
I should probably head off.

1650
01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:57,547
Okay.

1651
01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:00,341
Good.

1652
01:34:00,509 --> 01:34:01,760
Take care.

1653
01:34:01,927 --> 01:34:03,386
Hey, Tuck.

1654
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:12,062
I'll, uh, take care of all this.

1655
01:34:12,229 --> 01:34:13,772
Thank you.

1656
01:34:14,523 --> 01:34:15,899
All right.

1657
01:34:17,193 --> 01:34:19,736
I'll see you...
I'll see you in the office?

1658
01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:21,112
No.

1659
01:34:24,408 --> 01:34:26,534
I'll see you in the field, mate.

1660
01:34:26,911 --> 01:34:29,245
- Come here, you.
- Come here, you.

1661
01:34:29,580 --> 01:34:31,539
- I love you.
- I love you too.

1662
01:34:31,707 --> 01:34:35,168
- You're family always and forever.
- Yeah. So are you.

1663
01:34:38,089 --> 01:34:39,756
- Take care.
- You take care of her.

1664
01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:44,219
So...

1665
01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:47,324
So when I added it all up
and I crunched all the numbers, it was a...

1666
01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:50,016
Shh. No more thinking.

1667
01:35:03,864 --> 01:35:06,324
You're gonna make me regret this,
aren't you?

1668
01:35:06,867 --> 01:35:08,993
For the rest of your life.

1669
01:35:28,222 --> 01:35:30,098
Did you see that? You see, it worked.

1670
01:35:30,266 --> 01:35:32,517
- It worked. You see that?
- What'd I tell you? Hm?

1671
01:35:33,310 --> 01:35:36,020
You happy?
All right, go get your sneakers. Go on.

1672
01:35:36,188 --> 01:35:39,774
You're not listening to me.
Mate, can I have a quick word with you?

1673
01:35:41,026 --> 01:35:42,485
That's it, stand up.

1674
01:35:44,321 --> 01:35:48,533
A brave man once said to me,
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."

1675
01:35:49,493 --> 01:35:50,493
Bye, weakness.

1676
01:35:52,163 --> 01:35:54,372
Weakness leaving the body.

1677
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:56,666
You go on.
Talk to your friends for a bit.

1678
01:36:01,380 --> 01:36:02,714
Hey.

1679
01:36:05,634 --> 01:36:07,218
So you're not a travel agent?

1680
01:36:07,761 --> 01:36:10,388
- No.
- Mm-hm.

1681
01:36:10,556 --> 01:36:13,474
Um... This is me.

1682
01:36:19,857 --> 01:36:22,400
Hi, um, I'm Katie.

1683
01:36:26,405 --> 01:36:28,281
Hello, Katie. I'm Tuck.
Pleased to meet you.

1684
01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:30,074
- Tuck?
- That's right. Yeah.

1685
01:36:30,242 --> 01:36:32,869
So nice to meet you. Finally.

1686
01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:36,414
- You hungry?
- Yes, I am.

1687
01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:41,502
Well, you wanna get some dinner?
As a family?

1688
01:36:42,171 --> 01:36:43,338
Yes, yes, I would.

1689
01:36:43,672 --> 01:36:45,215
Okay, good.

1690
01:36:49,845 --> 01:36:51,888
Okay, bud, time to go.

1691
01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:14,160
Hello?

1692
01:37:14,995 --> 01:37:17,830
Hey, babe,
you're using the vector chute, right?

1693
01:37:17,998 --> 01:37:19,040
Yeah, of course.

1694
01:37:19,208 --> 01:37:22,085
It's got high-tensile fiber
and triple-secure locking features.

1695
01:37:22,253 --> 01:37:23,795
It gets fives across the board.

1696
01:37:23,963 --> 01:37:26,047
Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty.

1697
01:37:26,507 --> 01:37:31,010
Ha, ha. Oh, Nana's tomorrow night. Don't
forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe.

1698
01:37:31,178 --> 01:37:34,472
- Hey, Nana's tomorrow night, huh?
- Is that Nana you're talking to?

1699
01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:35,932
No.

1700
01:37:36,475 --> 01:37:38,059
Did you tell him yet?

1701
01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:41,604
- I'm just about to.
- Good luck.

1702
01:37:41,772 --> 01:37:43,022
I love you, baby.

1703
01:37:43,190 --> 01:37:45,191
- I love you, baby.
- Bye.

1704
01:37:45,359 --> 01:37:48,736
Ah! I'm gonna throw you
the best bachelorette party ever!

1705
01:37:48,904 --> 01:37:50,139
Are you sure that we should do this?

1706
01:37:50,664 --> 01:37:53,883
Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?

1707
01:37:55,619 --> 01:37:56,703
- Brother.
- Yo.

1708
01:37:56,870 --> 01:37:58,955
I asked Lauren to marry me.

1709
01:37:59,123 --> 01:38:01,416
Will you be my best man?

1710
01:38:03,961 --> 01:38:07,588
- Jump run!
- Hey, you're good.

1711
01:38:07,756 --> 01:38:11,718
I know it's a little awkward with you having
slept with her and everything, but...

1712
01:38:11,885 --> 01:38:14,050
Don't worry about it,
Lauren didn't even...

1713
01:38:14,075 --> 01:38:16,288
I just think it's
poetic justice, right?

1714
01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:17,473
What is?

1715
01:38:17,808 --> 01:38:23,980
Well, I've been meaning to tell you this
for a while, but I slept with Katie.

1716
01:38:25,107 --> 01:38:27,900
Once. It was along time ago.
Before you guys even knew each other.

1717
01:38:28,068 --> 01:38:28,892
You slept with my wife?

1718
01:38:28,917 --> 01:38:30,635
She wasn't your wife.
You didn't know her.

1719
01:38:30,779 --> 01:38:33,239
- You slept with my wife?
- It was a long time ago, man.

1720
01:38:33,407 --> 01:38:35,199
I never even slept with Lauren.

1721
01:38:35,576 --> 01:38:38,828
- What?
- I never slept with Lauren!

1722
01:38:40,372 --> 01:38:44,584
No, I only let you think that, right?
Think that, to make you jealous.

1723
01:38:45,252 --> 01:38:47,920
- You never slept with Lauren?
- You slept with my wife!