!johnson

Oh, I know what the ladies like...~
All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day.~
Hit it, Marines—go, go, go! The Corps ain’t payin us by the hour!~
Goddamnit Jenkins, fire your weapon!~
This is it, baby. Hold me.~
Well, I don’t care if its Gods own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we’re not gonna let ‘em have it! What we will let ‘em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?~
I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!~
Sorry Guns, it’s classified.~
And you told me you were gonna wear something nice.~
Folks need heroes chief, to give ‘em hope, so smile would ya, while we still got something to smile about!~
For a brick, he flew pretty good!~
Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!~
Listen, you don’t like me, and I sure as hell don’t like you. But if we don’t do something, Mr. Mohawk’s gonna activate this ring, and we’re all gonna die.~
Please... don’t shake the light bulb!~
If you wanna keep your brain inside your head, I’d tell those boys to chill!~
Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!~
Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you’re gonna land on somethin’ as stubborn as you are! And I don’t do bits and pieces!~
Where is she, Chief? Where’s Cortana?~
Come on, you dumb apes! If you want breakfast, you gotta catch it!~
What’s the matter, big shot? Can’t start your own party?~
Don’t let her go... don’t ever let her go.~
Send me out... with a bang.~
Son, I could be your daddy, but... nah, never mind...~
Add another one to the Johnson pile.~
Think about THAT while you’re sitting on your dead ass!~
Sergeant Major Avery Junior blow-the-hell-out-of-your-alien-ass Johnson, reporting for duty!~
Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last date.~