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  1. Josh is a Coon,
  2. who has friends, Jason also known as Nelly or Nelleth and Shaun also known as Shunny, Shun the Sheep, Shunny the sheep, Shaun
  3. But more importantly plays Collide.
  4. He likes to drink coffee, but not just anyway,
  5. He drinks it out of a vase
  6. Three spoons of coffee
  7. and Four spoons of sugar...
  8. Keep the doctor away.
  9. He likes to make Memes,
  10. especially about Nathan, that one little prick.
  11. Josh makes loves to make jokes and take the piss out of Jason
  12. But sometimes he eats shit.
  13. He thinks hes fit,
  14. he things hes strong,
  15. but all of that smoking with the bong??
  16. HELL NO NIGGA
  17. Joshiey J is his nickname and he admires the name.
  18. Just as much as he admires deez nuts....Got eem'
  19. Josh the fag,
  20. Josh the one who likes to shag,
  21. he cares about Jason,
  22. but one day he got a new child,
  23. and now he hates his son.
  24. What do we learn from this except that no one likes beyonce?
  25. You guessed it right, FUCK ALL JUST LIKE NATHAN DID FOR COLLIDE
  26. HE JUST SAT HIS FAT FUCKING ASS ON A CHAIR AND WENT TO ROLEPLAY FOR THE CIA
  27. ON FUCKING HABBOON LIKE M8 ITS DEPRESSING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT "NO1 LIKES U, EVERY1 HATES YOU"
  28. YOU'RE A FUCKING SLUT, WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE USING HOLLIE...IT'S TOO OBVIOUS SO CUT THE SHIT.
  29. GO BACK TO DOING METH YOU PRICK.
  30. Then we have Shunny the Sheep, the cuddly one.
  31. He sits with josh on the swing and sucks his dick, pleasuring for Josh!
  32.  
  33. Josh likes;
  34. Crack, Meth, Heroin, Weed, Cocaine, Hairy ass', Tobacco, Hitler, Jason and Shun
  35.  
  36. Josh hates;
  37. Jews and Nathan i mean like really?
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