the bos baby eps 10eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[stomping]

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[mumbling]

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Templeton, that's an airplane
seat back work surface, not--

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[gasps] Why am I on an airplane?

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You're awake. Guess what. Guess--
never mind. We won a free vacation!

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Mom and Dad kept it a surprise,
but they told me this morning

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and I was so surprised, like-- [gasps]

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This morning?

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Right after they put the motion sickness
medicine in your bottle.

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-[chuckles] You went asleep so fast.
-[gasps]

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Mommy and Daddy drugged me?!

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Maybe they didn't want you throwing up
on the free vacation.

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There's no such thing as "free,"
Templeton. Everything costs something.

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What's the angle? Who benefits?
And why are we in coach?

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[gasps]

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Staci?

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-And Jimbo?
-[giggling] Hey!

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-[gasps]
-[coos]

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[woman] Yes, that's a good baby.

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Who's a good baby?

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-Does this seem like a lot of babies?
-[Mom] Ooh, honey.

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It's Marsha Krinkle
and the Channel 8 News team.

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Local celebrity stuck
on a flight full of babies? [chortles]

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-Breaking news, that's not gonna go well!
-[Boss Baby] Dad's right.

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Thirteen babies and local television's
most cold-blooded newscaster?

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This is no coincidence.

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-Why is everybody going to Paris?
-Paris? In France?!

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-[buzzing]
-[accordion music playing]

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[clicks]

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-[yelps]
-♪ Twinkle twinkle, little Boss ♪

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♪ I just won
Whoop-whoop, you lost ♪

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Say good night-night to your career,
Boss Baby.

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It's a setup.
We have to get off this plane!

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Hello. Ladies and gentlemen,
cabin doors are closed

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My name is Stevefan,
and why did the airplane cross the sky?

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Because the people onboard
were all awesome.

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[laughs]

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-[passengers groan]
-[Stevefan] Okay.

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Now let's buckle up for safety, mm-kay?

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Or as they say in France, mm-oui?

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[giggles]

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It's gonna be a long eight-hour flight.

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[yelps]

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[Mom] Honey, the baby's out of his seat.

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When did you wake up?
Tim, switch with me.

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-and I'll buckle him back--
-I got him. Eh? Eh? Eh?

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[chuckles]

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-[whispers] You need to calm down.
-You don't understand.

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A transatlantic flight
is a baby's worst nightmare.

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Stuck in a seat for eight hours,

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air pressure hammering
our sensitive eardrums.

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-Guaranteed meltdown.
-[wails]

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Ugh! A crying baby on an airplane
is the worst.

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And that's just one baby.
We have 13 on this flight.

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One baby cries,
it starts a chain reaction.

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Baby after baby after baby, shrieking,
wailing, passengers trapped inside

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as the worst noise in the world echoes
around this flying metal tube!

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That's awful.

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That's just getting started.

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Is one crying baby news?
No. But 13 on one plane?

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Oh-ho-ho-ho,
Channel 8's gonna be all over that.

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It'll go nationwide. Global!

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One bad flight
could make the whole world hate babies.

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And that flight is this flight,
and my field team is on it.

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I'll be finished. My career is over.
[moans]

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-[gasps]
-No, it's not.

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Because there's one thing
Mega Fat CEO Baby didn't think of.

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Moms and dads.
They'll take care of their own babies.

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[Dad] The in-flight headphones are free?

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Ooh, mellow saxophone jams.

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[snoring]

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Ohhh. I guess Mega Fat CEO Baby
did think of that.

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[grunts] Check the others.
Are they all asleep?

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[scattered snoring]

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Well, not the babies.

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Or the grown-ups without babies
or the Channel 8 News team.

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Oh. That's all bad, isn't it?

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-[wheezing]
-[squeaking]

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-You want your bottle?
-Thanks.

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[gulping, spits]

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That's the drug-- [slurs]
Oh, there's the motion sickness formula.

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Makes me... [yawns]

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...tired and all loopy.

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You're kinda freaking me out.

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[slurring] My hands is a pretty bird now.

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Flappa-flappa-moo! It's a cow-bird.

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[snores]

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[gasps]

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[jet engines whining]

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-[sobs]
-[man] Babies...

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-[man 2] Here we go.
-[moaning]

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Hey, stay with me.
What are we supposed to do?

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Templeton, I'm sorry, but I'm useless
until the medicine wears off.

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It's all on you.

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[gasps] For the next seven hours,
57 minutes and 32 seconds,

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you need to keep those babies from crying,
no matter what. [snores]

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We're supposed to be on a free vacation.

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[slurring]
No such-a thing as free, Temple-toon.

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[snores]

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Uh... [yelps]

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-Promise me you'll fix this!
-[gasps]

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[snores]

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Okay. Okay.

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[thumping, grumbling]

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[snoring]

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[gasps]

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-[thumping]
-Jimbo, shh.

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You're bothering people
and making other babies cry, too.

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I can't help it! My ears hurt.

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-[moans]
-Try this.

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[moaning]

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-[sighs]
-[baby crying]

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Ugh!

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[crying]

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[sighs] Oh, Roosevelt.
Why am I even on this flight?

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There's no news here.

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Well, that German fellow who called
the station promised there would be.

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"Mega Fat Anonymous Tipster"?
I think he was lying.

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[crying]

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[crying]

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[squeals]

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Pacifiers are for the weak.

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I thought air pressure
made babies' ears hurt.

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My ears are immune.

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I used to hold my breath
to get my way. A lot.

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-So did I, but--
-This one time in daycare,

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I held it so long,
they called in an ambulance,

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and the ambulance guy used
the Jaws of Life to pry my mouth open,

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and then I bit him,
just so he knew who was in charge.

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That sounds like a made-up story.

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[gasps]

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Okay. If you don't want the pacifier,
don't take it.

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You win. Just breathe.

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[gasps] Commitment.

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[sighs] Why'd it have to be you
who's still awake?

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The boss is out?

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It's all a setup by Mega Fat CEO Baby.

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-He's on the plane?
-What? No. He just set it up.

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-Then who's the inside man?
-Inside of what?

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[gasps] You really are gonna be
the downfall of this field team.

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Am not.

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Oh-kay. Mega Fat CEO Baby
made the plans.

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But he's back at Baby Corp,
so who's he got working on the plane?

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[gasps]

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[yells]

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Hey there, slugger.

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Uh, hello. Who was I talking to?
Not a baby, because that'd be weird.

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Am I right, Flight Attendant "Steven"?

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Well, it's Stevefan.
I pronounced it earlier,

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but I know it's hard to remember things,
isn't it?

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Like how you're supposed to be
buckled in your seat right now.

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-[Tim] Eeee!
-There we go.

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Snug and safe and ready to soar.

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Are we gonna sit like a good boy
all the way to "Bonjour Paris"?

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Yes, sir.

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And will there be consequences
if we don't?

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Yes, sir...?

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Darn skippy there will be.
[laughs] Have a great flight.

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[yelps]

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Don't trust anybody.

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[gulps]

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[baby sobbing]

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[snoring]

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-Row 17, the bald-headed kid.
-[crying]

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[Staci] Better calm him down
before that crying catches on.

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-I squeeze a marshmallow.
-[squeals]

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I'm trying to save your job!

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-I don't see the flight attendant.
-Probably up in first class.

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Quit freaking out.
I'll be your eyes and ears.

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Can't you just go help the babies?

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Believe me, I'd rather do this myself,
but it's too risky.

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It's a small plane
and I'm supposed to be just a normal baby.

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What happens when people see me?
"Hi. Guess what? I can talk too."

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"Is your brain okay?" "No, it just died!"

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Okay, I'm going.

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[crying]

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-What's the hold-up, man-baby?
-I know he had a bottle, but it's gone.

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What about a pacifier?
Uh, maybe a clip-on?

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It's been cut. Somebody stole his chupie.

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Darn it.
I told you there was an inside man.

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[squeals]

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-[moaning]
-[woman] Can somebody quiet those kids?

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It's spreading, and I think the news lady
knows something's up.

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-[man] Are you kidding me? Come on!
-[sniffing]

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[Staci] It's gonna start a chain reaction.

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What am I supposed to do
without a bottle or pacifier?

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-Try singing him a lullaby.
-Why would I know lullabies?

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Just make one up. Hurry!

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Uh...

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♪ Baby rides a shiny airplane ♪

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♪ On a unicorn made out of hugs ♪

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[moans, cries]

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Blahhh!

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You try it.

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♪ So close your eyes right now ♪

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♪ Baby, settle down ♪

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♪ Before the sleep demon
Devours your soul ♪

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-[wails]
-What is wrong with you?

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You're just afraid
because my art is too real.

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♪ Before the sleep unicorn
Comes for more hugs ♪

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In the first verse, you said
the unicorn was made of hugs.

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The stupid unicorn's not the point.
The baby's back asleep.

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[Staci] Oh, good!

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Then you probably oughta check
what the news lady is doing in row 15.

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What?

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[thumps]

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Hi. I'm Marsha Krinkle, Channel 8.
This is my fellow journalist, Roosevelt.

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He can smell the news.

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[sniffing] Whew!

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You got story odor all over you,
little man.

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Yeah, gimme me that news.

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I heard there's a story on this plane.
What's going on?

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Something to do with the ridiculous number
of babies onboard?

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-Why so many?
-Reached for comment,

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the boy who smells like news said this...

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Uh... [gasps]

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What in the world am I seeing?

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[gasps] Staci!

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Nope, it's Stevefan. And let me guess,

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your name is,
"I don't have to listen to Stevefan

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because I don't know what's good for me."
[laughs]

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Can you confirm that is, in fact,
your name?

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March!

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Now, I don't want to scare you,
but I'm gonna scare you.

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When Junior Jet Rangers can't stay
in their own seats,

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it's my duty to strap them
into our special naughty boy jump seat.

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[Stevefan] Whoo!

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-[Stevefan laughing]
-[buckle clicks]

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[groans] I was just helping the babies.

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The babies are none of your concern.
So be good,

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sit still, and know that Stevefan
is watching you forever and always,

243
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:09,410
even when you think I'm not.

244
00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:14,670
[drawing out syllables] Stevefan.

245
00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,000
You think he's Mega Fat's inside man?

246
00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:22,550
Duh. You need to go on offense.
Take that flight attendant down.

247
00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:24,970
[Staci] He's the key
to Mega Fat's whole evil plan.

248
00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:29,100
Stop the inside man, no more babies cry,
everybody has a nice flight,

249
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,480
Marsha Krinkle goes home
without a bad baby news story,

250
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,060
-and we all keep our jobs.
-I don't know.

251
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:38,650
Everybody's really calm and sleeping now,
and I don't want to get into more trouble.

252
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,730
[snorts] Typical timid Templeton.

253
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,860
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Forget it.

254
00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:45,780
Let's just try to get through
the rest of this flight.

255
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,450
[Tim growling]

256
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,160
"No! I have a dinosaur wife and children."

257
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:55,120
"You should've thought of that
before you were so delicious!"

258
00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:56,460
[growling]

259
00:12:56,540 --> 00:13:01,210
[slurring] I'm-a travel choo-choo
all the way to Grandmama's.

260
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,760
[snoring]

261
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,260
-Rarrr!
-[baby giggling]

262
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,340
Huh?

263
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,470
[Staci squeals]
They're all over the cabin!

264
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,600
[babbling, laughing]

265
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:18,150
That flight attendant must've taken them
all out of their baby seats.

266
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,860
Marsha Krinkle and the guy who smells news
already spotted them.

267
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:24,150
[Staci] Stay calm.
The babies are still happy.

268
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,280
-[signal beeps]
-This is your captain speaking.

269
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,120
-We are headed into some minor turbulence.
-[gasps]

270
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,830
Please remain seated
with your safety belts securely fastened.

271
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,290
And if you have little ones flying
with you today,

272
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:37,120
ooh, boy, is everybody gonna hate you.

273
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,790
-[rumbling]
-[cries]

274
00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:41,290
-[adults grumbling]
-[wailing]

275
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,710
-Come on!
-Are you kidding me?

276
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,800
[woman] Really?

277
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:48,680
Flightmare: The Crying Baby-pocalypse.
That's our story.

278
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,600
Roosevelt, camera.
This one's gonna go global.

279
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,100
Hallelujah! We got news.

280
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,100
Where's the inside man?

281
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,390
[whimpering]

282
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,850
He's busy with the beverage cart.

283
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,270
I'll keep you out of his eyeline. Just go!

284
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,730
Run past my row. You've got five seconds.

285
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,990
[Staci] Duck left, row 21. Now!

286
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,740
Two rows back. Now!

287
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,790
-[grunts]
-Agh!

288
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,080
[sobbing]

289
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:21,670
Roosevelt, where's the camera?

290
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,840
This baby is making news all over me.
What the--

291
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,300
[scattered wailing]

292
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,680
[Staci] He's coming. Bob and weave.

293
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,930
-[grunts]
-[crying]

294
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:37,850
Shh, shh!

295
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:40,730
Shut 'em up faster.
He's headed right towards you.

296
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,900
[crying continues]

297
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:48,360
-[squeals]
-Shut it down!

298
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:49,950
-[adults grumbling]
-Eh...?

299
00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:52,950
They're chain-reacting,
and I'm out of pacifiers.

300
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:55,080
Improvise!

301
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,620
[cart rumbles]

302
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,250
[gasping, crying]

303
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,790
I can't get to the last one.

304
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,630
Grab the beverage cart
and pull it back six rows.

305
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:07,760
What? Why?

306
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,680
Oh, I don't know, because do it!

307
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,010
There you go. Hey!

308
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,350
Peel right.

309
00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:16,810
Huh?

310
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:18,520
-[yelps]
-[clattering]

311
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:19,940
[growls]

312
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:24,560
No story this time, newslady.
You probably wanna clear out now.

313
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:25,650
[gasps]

314
00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:30,070
-[woman] Oh! Oh, my goodness!
-[man] What are you-- Stop!

315
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,780
[yawns]

316
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,700
Gotcha! [groans]

317
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,960
[Stevefan panting]

318
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,960
May I have a ginger ale, please?

319
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:44,790
[snarls]

320
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,800
[soda can opens]

321
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,840
[Stevefan growls]

322
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:51,380
Do you have any straws?

323
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,390
[paper rips]

324
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,310
Thank you.

325
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,060
[slurping]

326
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:02,890
Ahhh!

327
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,270
-[yelps]
-[Marsha] Top off my coffee, hon.

328
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,440
Marsha Krinkle needs to be wired and ready
when those babies cut loose again.

329
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,320
Right with you, ma'am.

330
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,490
Try me, buckaroo.
I have got a "naughty boy jump seat"

331
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:16,910
with your backside's name
written all over it!

332
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:20,750
[groans]

333
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,840
[yelps]

334
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,550
He's onto me.
I think I should just lay low for--

335
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:33,300
-[sighs] I knew this was coming.
-You knew what was coming?

336
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,010
The part where you give up
because you're not really committed.

337
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:39,140
What are you talking about?
I've been doing everything.

338
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:41,270
But you're not gonna finish
what you started.

339
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,850
I put my whole baby life into this,

340
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:47,650
and then suddenly the boss joins a family
and gets a brother and,

341
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:52,240
"Oohdy-doo, look at me. I'm Tim,
and I'm on the team, too. Whoo!"

342
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,950
-I do not say, "Oohdy-doo."
-Do you even care about Baby Corp?

343
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,740
-I--
-You know what? Forget it.

344
00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,950
-I can do this myself.
-Staci, wait!

345
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,330
-Don't do anything stupid.
-Busted!

346
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,790
[laughing]

347
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:06,920
My pain is not funny.

348
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:08,880
[laughs, snores]

349
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,590
[Tim grunting]

350
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:14,720
This isn't over.

351
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,800
We're onto you, Steven.

352
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,470
Stevefan!
Here's a trick to remember how to say it.

353
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:24,350
I am wearing a name tag! [laughing]

354
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,390
Okay? Bye-bye.

355
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,480
[grunting]

356
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,150
Staci?

357
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:34,610
Okay, you were right.
I don't care about Baby Corp.

358
00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:38,200
Like the pie charts or who gets promoted.
[grunts]

359
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,200
I just wanna help my brother.
We're on the same team.

360
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:44,450
So, if you're out there, help me?

361
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,210
[sighs]

362
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,170
-[gasps]
-Baby like a shiny...

363
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:54,460
-Like a shiny, shiny... gimme.
-You have to get back in your seat.

364
00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:57,380
If the inside man/flight attendant
sees you--

365
00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,720
Wait! Yes, get it, baby.
Get the shiny buckle.

366
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,180
Yeah!

367
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,970
-Thank you.
-[snoring]

368
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,350
[murmuring]

369
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,390
-[gasps]
-Staci!

370
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,480
[crying]

371
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:16,490
Okay, little missy.
Let's just stay in our--

372
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:19,530
-[howls]
-[shrieks, screaming]

373
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:20,780
[babbling]

374
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:21,950
We won!

375
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,120
It's over!

376
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,290
-Why is your face like that?
-The flight attendant.

377
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:29,710
As he was buckling me in,
he-- he gave me my bottle.

378
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,420
What? I thought he wanted crying babies.

379
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,960
-Unless...
-He wasn't the inside man.

380
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,970
[faint rock music playing]

381
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,680
What is your problem, kid?

382
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,890
[yelps] You're not asleep?

383
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:43,470
Norwegian metal.

384
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,810
I've been awake the whole time,
trying to make babies cry.

385
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,270
And you, gosh, you just keep interfering.

386
00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:51,690
But, you're a mom.

387
00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:55,730
Exactly.
I want what's best for my baby girl.

388
00:18:55,820 --> 00:19:00,570
So when some German guy calls and promises
to pay her future college tuition

389
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:05,450
if this flight ends
with 13 screaming babies,

390
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:10,040
well, then,
that's exactly what's gonna happen.

391
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,330
-[gasps]
-[puffs]

392
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,420
No!

393
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:19,010
This is for you, Dakota.
You're going to Ohio State!

394
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:20,550
-[pops]
-[gasps]

395
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,640
[screams]

396
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,560
-[screaming]
-[adults protesting]

397
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:28,100
[screaming]

398
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,480
[grunts] I'm sorry. Chain-reacting.

399
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,650
-I'm only so strong.
-Oh, no.

400
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:38,150
[wails]

401
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:39,860
[screaming]

402
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,280
[gasping]

403
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:46,120
Agh!

404
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,910
Crying Baby-pocalypse! It's back on!

405
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,710
It's news! [laughs] And it smells good!

406
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,880
Get the camera. We roll in 30, 29...

407
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,880
[cackling]

408
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,340
[groaning]

409
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,220
Whoa!

410
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,140
Oof!

411
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,060
[giggling]

412
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:13,270
[gasps] I know how to fix this,
and it's gonna hurt.

413
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:19,980
[Marsha] Twenty, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15...

414
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:21,610
Attention, flight crew.

415
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,820
I am out of my seat,
without a grown-up, again.

416
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,780
You!

417
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:30,450
I also took three bags of peanuts.

418
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,460
[gasps] No!

419
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:36,330
And I knew how to say "Stevefan"
all along.

420
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:39,840
-I just said "Steven" to cheese you off.
-[squeals] No!

421
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,710
Watch this, baby.

422
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:43,300
[panting] Yah!

423
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,430
Ugh!

424
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,510
[giggles]

425
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:48,680
That's right. My pain is funny.

426
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,180
[voice trembling] Get back in your seat.

427
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:53,270
-Never.
-[grunts]

428
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,900
-Oof!
-[laughing]

429
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,810
-Agh!
-[laughing]

430
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,070
Ugh!

431
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:00,730
-Uhn!
-[giggles]

432
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:01,990
-Uh!
-[laughing]

433
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,070
Three, two...

434
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:05,530
[sobbing]

435
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,820
-[babbling]
-Yay!

436
00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:10,580
One! Hi, Marsha Krinkle, Channel 8 News.

437
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,660
Here with...

438
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:12,620
[babies giggling]

439
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:15,750
-[man] Aw, so sweet.
-[woman] Look how cute they are.

440
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,540
Oh, dang!

441
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:22,090
...the most adorable story
this news crew has ever witnessed.

442
00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:24,760
It's a Giggling Baby-pocalypse.

443
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,970
[passengers gasping] Oh!

444
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,550
But-- how did--?

445
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,850
[Stevefan grunting]

446
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:32,970
[whispers] I will never question
your commitment again.

447
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,770
You're welcome. [grunts]

448
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:43,690
[captain] Ladies and gentlemen,
bienvenue to Paris, France.

449
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,700
[moans]

450
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:47,570
[thumping]

451
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:49,490
[grunting, thumping]

452
00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:52,290
-Templeton?
-Can you help me out of this?

453
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,580
I think I'm allowed now.

454
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,500
Oh, you were a delight,
an absolute delight.

455
00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,210
Bye-bye. [snarls]

456
00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:02,460
Have a nice day. So nice having you.

457
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:05,590
Call the German!
You tell him I did my part!

458
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:09,140
[yelling] My baby gets her scholarship!

459
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:12,390
Templeton, you've done me, Baby Corp

460
00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:15,810
and these passengers' eardrums
a great service today.

461
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:17,230
Eh, it was teamwork.

462
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,770
Gelling as a field unit? Excellent.

463
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:24,530
And even better,
Mega Fat CEO Baby's scheme just backfired

464
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:27,530
into an all-expenses-paid Paris vacation.

465
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,530
-Yeah!
-[parents yelp]

466
00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:30,870
[camera shutter clicking]

467
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,460
Okay, enough socialism. Let's go home.

468
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,460
[jet engine whines]

469
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,840
[theme song playing]

470
00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:04,900
♪ Boss Baby ♪