The weight feels light
in the squat rack tonight
Not a Leg day
To be seen
A Kingdom of Isolations
I look nothing like Aziz
My Bros are assholes and annoying like Jeff Seids
Can't make him go, Scooby knows I've tried

Don't do compounds, just use machines
Be the curlbro the chicks want you to be
Don't do SS, it's just the trolls
But they're not trolls!

Let it grow, let it grow
Can’t hold me back anymore
Let it grow, let it grow
Pick the weight up off the floor

I don’t care
If /fit/ calls me gay
I just want some glutes
I can't get a girlfriend anyway

It’s funny how some squatting
Makes everyone else seem small
And the DYELs that once trolled me
Can’t make me mad at all

It’s time to see what I can do
To test the PRs and break through
No abs, no cuts, no gf for me
I’m free

Let it grow, let it grow
I'm not talking about my thighs *wink
Let it grow, let it grow
I'm slightly turned on by guys (no homo)

A Whole Gallon
Of Milk each day
Pile more weight on

My knees exploding and my ass is in the ground
I caught you mirin my huge glutes because they're big and round
And one thought hits me like a frothy protein blast
I'm never going back, that curlfag's in the past!

Let it go, hetero
My cock rises like the break of dawn
Kiss me bro, no homo
My cis privilege is gone!

Here I squat
/fit/ has turned me gay
let the trolls rage on
I don't lift to get girls anyway