[Rainbow_Dash]
Two Months of bleak hiatus
Just awful EQG

[Pinkie_Pie]
We Left our halfchan home for /pone/
And kept it cancer-free

[Applejack]
But the memes we've stored are running out
And we can't grow in this cold

[Rarity]
And even though I love blue puns
Sonata's getting o~ld

[Twilight_Sparkle]
The time has come to write new >green
And check those trips and dubs
But it's also time to say goodbye
To our comfy sekrit club
How do we help the newfags see
What do all the buttons do?
And will they understand rule seven?
I haven't got a clu~e

[Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer!
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!

[Applejack]
'Cause another season's here!

[Rainbow_Dash and Chorus]
'Cause another season's here!

[Rainbow_Dash]
Bringing home the old anons
A ponyfag mob begins
And clearing all the shitpost threads
to let the show talk in
We act all jaded
Like the true oldfags of /co/

[Rainbow_Dash and Chorus]
When the show starts up
Don't let your autism sho~w

[Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
Let's finish our content-drought year! [Twilight and Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
'Cause another season's here! [Twilight and Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
Cause another season's here!
Better not be S3-tier


[Rarity]
A hundred lurkers hibernate
in each C-Y-O-A

[Fluttershy]
But others go to /fit/ and /bane/
/baphomet/, /pol/ and /k/

[Rarity]
We help them face their manchild fears
making /pone/ their home

[Fluttershy]
We welcome back the drawfags' works

[Fluttershy and Rarity]
Will our UID count gro~w

[Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
It sure is summer in here [Twilight and Chorus]
Batfag round-up!
Batfag round-up!
Who led the cancer in here [Twilight and Chorus]
Shitstorm drama!
Shitstorm drama!
'Cause another season's here
n' no drama would be weird

[Applejack]
We're gonna fap to spoiler'd porn
Plant our tiny seeds
Write proper greentext smut and feels
Every one I'll read
Reaction images, web-M's, art
Panda-ring dramas too

[Applejack]
It makes my dong so very hard
At last there's something ne~w! [Applejack and Chorus]

[Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
Let's finish our Exodus year! [Twilight and Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
'Cause another season's here! [Twilight and Chorus]
Rape joke round-up!
Rape joke round-up!
Making Tumblr disappear [Pinkie_Pie]
'Cause there ain't no wymyn here! [Pinkie_Pie and Chorus]

[Twilight_Sparkle]
Now that we know the season's due
they're bound to find this place
and bring bronies to this board
tough task ahead I face
But will they really raise our traffic?
Will the good anons stay?
Euphoria's wrong so I just fap to horse porn these days!
Fap to horse to~da~y

[Chorus]
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
Let's finish our drama-filled year!
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!
'Cause I know /anon/ is here!
Newfag round-up!
Newfag round-up!

[Twilight_Sparkle]
'Cause at last new content's here!
'Cause at last new content's here!

[Everyone]
'Cause at last new content's he~re!