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- >be me, bonky
- >i’m with my friend pickle homer
- >we’re walking through the desert
- >we come to a big hole in the ground
- >there’s a smattering of people around the rim of the big hole
- >they’re spitting into the big hole
- >we approach one of the people
- >we ask them what they’re doing
- >they say they’re spitting into this big hole in the ground
- >we watch them
- >they are in fact spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >we stand on the edge of the big hole
- >we can’t see the bottom
- >we start spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >we keep spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >day in and day out
- >it just seems like the thing to do
- >as we spit into the big hole in the ground
- >more people start arriving
- >they start spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >eventually there are people all the way around the big hole in the ground
- >they are spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >even more people arrive
- >the perimeter around the big hole in the ground is now stacked with people
- >they’re spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >the people who arrived way later
- >have to spit over the people who are spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >but everybody is spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >eventually someone says they can see the bottom
- >we look down
- >we can see the bottom
- >the bottom is all of the spit we spat into the big hole in the ground
- >we say we can do it
- >we say we can fill it up
- >we keep spitting into the big hole in the ground
- >but now we do it with real purpose behind our spitting
- >we’re all spitting into the big hole in the ground double time
- >more than we spat into the big hole in the ground before we got this huge boost in morale
- >the big hole in the ground is nearly full
- >we’re all just trying to top it off
- >we all have to lie down to recover
- >our jaws hurt
- >our mouths are dry
- >our tongues ache
- >our activity dwindles
- >now we can barely raise our heads to spit into the big hole in the ground
- >i feel completely dry
- >the sun is beating down on me
- >i don’t think i can spit into the big hole in the ground any longer
- >i can barely open my eyes
- >when i do
- >i see pickle homer
- >he says you can do it
- >he says you can spit into the big hole in the ground one more time
- >he says i’ve been watching you
- >he says you’ve spit more into the big hole in the ground than anyone else
- >he says there’s something special about you
- >he says “i know you can do it”
- >he says “you just have to believe in yourself”
- >i look up into the blue sky above
- >the relentless sun
- >beating down on me
- >sending xrays through me
- >drying me out
- >this damned sun
- >drying us out
- >evaporating all our hard work
- >i hate you sun
- >i work my dry mouth
- >i suck my teeth
- >i suck my tongue
- >i keep working and sucking my teeth and tongue and the inside of my cheeks
- >i work up one final spit
- >i spit it up into the sun
- >it rises up in a misty spray
- >a galaxy of shining stars
- >and descends down into the big hole in the ground
- >and plops down into the big spit lake
- >radiating golden concentric rings
- >in the syrupy elixir
- >and the big hole in the ground is no longer a big hole in the ground
- >it’s a big lake of spit
- >a big lake of spit in the desert
- >i collapse
- >our work is done
- >we did it
- >we did it together
- >we filled up the big hole in the ground
- >i can rest now
- >and in my final dreams
- >i see young children
- >laughing and enjoying the big lake of spit in the desert
- >joyful and carefree
- >these are my children i say
- >anyone who enjoys the big lake of spit in the desert is my child
- >my time on this earth was not wasted
- >i can rest easy now
- >fully knowing
- >i helped make the big lake of spit in the desert
- >the end.
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