New Zealand Twitterati

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on spaghetti junction, right in the middle of Auckland. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the New Zealand Twitterati, and they’re asking for a $1 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly 10 litres”