[S] Cyrill & Mark: Go Dungeoneering {Mark}

@DM
-START-
You both go through the portal and find yourself in a small, rather featureless room, with no doors. It isn't so small as to be claustrophobic, but it is small enough you can plainly see it is empty and has no doors.
genousEnrichment
"uhhhhh... huh"
acousticDeadeye
"Alright then."
genousEnrichment
"I suspect some smashing might be needed, or a puzzle solved"
"if this -is- some kinda puzzle"
acousticDeadeye
"Puzzle, probably."
I inspect the room.
@DM
Roll perception
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
@DM
You notice there are two slightly raised spots, about 5 feet from each other, on the floor. Big enough to stand on comfortably.
acousticDeadeye
"Easy enough. Cy, stand over there."
genousEnrichment
"eh, sure"
I move to wherever Mark is presumably pointing to
acousticDeadeye
I stand on the other spot.
@DM
There's a click and suddenly the floor falls away from under you and you both fall into darkness.
acousticDeadeye
Wait what the fuck just happened.
"CY!"
"CY! WHERE ARE YOU?"
@DM
Mark lands in a tiny room, the only exit is to the north.
acousticDeadeye
You bang on the wall on the side Cyrill was a moment ago.
"CY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
"Cy..."
"..."
"Fuck."
@DM
You get no response
acousticDeadeye
I inspect the room around me.
@DM
It's tiny and seems to be made of large, stone bricks. The only way out is to the north
acousticDeadeye
Welp, you head north.
@DM
Roll perception
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {10}
@DM
You can hear the scratch of something walking around but when you get into the room itself you don't see anything. You find yourself in a long room, exits on each of the walls. Along the north wall is a row of ancient looking computers. They don't appear to be on.
acousticDeadeye
You head to the computers.
@DM
!roll 2#1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=19 ]{19}, [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
@DM
!roll 1d6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {3}
@DM
You get hit in the back perfectly with a fucking fire ball
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
@DM
Take 10 damage
acousticDeadeye
"God fucking damnit."
@DM
Roll initiative
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {19}
@DM
You turn around in time to see a teddy basilisk drop from the ceiling, two imps climbing off and one staying seated on its back. There's a fire imp, a devil imp, and the new imp which has horns and a tail.
It's the imp jockey's turn
@DM
It points at you and the basilisk goes forward quickly to bite you.
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
@DM
!roll 3d4+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 3d4+2 --> [ 3d4=6 ] | {8}
@DM
He goes for his second attack
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {3}
@DM
He bite the computer instead, leaving himself sideways to you
Mark's turn
acousticDeadeye
83 hp remaining.
I slice the fucking Basilisk.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {25}
@DM
Hit
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=3 ] | {9}
acousticDeadeye
I dice.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {18}
@DM
Hit
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=3 ] | {3}
acousticDeadeye
I rend.
!roll 2#1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=10 ]{16}, [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
acousticDeadeye
at disadvantage.
@DM
Hit
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {6}
@DM
The basilisk is hurting bad
acousticDeadeye
End.
@DM
finally, the devil imp takes his turn and starts to sing
acousticDeadeye
"These things again... great."
@DM
The basilisk seems a little tiny bit better
acousticDeadeye
"Wonderful. They're healing this time.
@DM
The fire imp jumps up and down and shoots at you.
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {5}
@DM
It fizzles out on the stone but the current fire still hurts
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
acousticDeadeye
79 hp.
@DM
The basilisk turns to you and tries to wrap around you
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {15}
@DM
Roll a grapple check
acousticDeadeye
What's a grapple check
ath or acro?
@DM
Eitehr
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
@DM
You successfuly avoid being grappled but it tries to bite you again
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {22}
@DM
!roll 3d4+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 3d4+2 --> [ 3d4=5 ] | {7}
@DM
Take 14 damage, that fucker nearly ate your arm.
acousticDeadeye
65/98
@DM
Mark's turn
acousticDeadeye
I slice at the imp on the Basilisk's back.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {11}
acousticDeadeye
Motherfuck.
@DM
He laughs at you
acousticDeadeye
I dice the basilisk.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {8}
acousticDeadeye
Motherfuck.
@DM
Harder laughter
acousticDeadeye
I scream "THIS IS WHY I LIKE GUNS"
End.
@DM
Devil imp sings
The basilisk looks slightly better
Now the fire imp takes his shot
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {14}
acousticDeadeye
You flip the fire imp off.
"Hey, fuck you!"
@DM
It barely makes it a foot before hitting the ground. The fire imp shouts back obscenities but they sound like chatter
acousticDeadeye
Turning to the jockey imp, you give it the finger too.
@DM
It sticks its tongue out at you, cackling
The basilisk tries to grab you again
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {10}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {14}
@DM
Yep he still can't do that
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {4}
acousticDeadeye
Or that.
@DM
He also fails to bite you again
Mark's turn
acousticDeadeye
I grin at the imp, and slice the motherfucker.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {9}
acousticDeadeye
I hate the motherfucker.
I dice the basilisk.
please
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {18}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {7}
@DM
Finally, a hit
The basilisk makes a pained noise
acousticDeadeye
I end.
@DM
Devil imp continues its devil imp thing
The basilisk shakes itself
The fire imp flips you off and takes a shot
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {13}
acousticDeadeye
You flip it off.
@DM
It nearly hits you and then it jumps up and down in rage
The basilisk just decides to bite you
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {15}
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {15}
acousticDeadeye
"The fuck do you think you're doing?"
@DM
Wow somehow it misses the exact same way twice
acousticDeadeye
I slice the fucking imp.
"For the love of fuck!"
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {21}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=3 ] | {9}
acousticDeadeye
I dice the basilisk.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {18}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {5}
acousticDeadeye
I rend the imp.
!roll 2#1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=9 ]{15}, [ 1d20=16 ]{22}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=4 ] | {4}
acousticDeadeye
13 damage to the imp, 5 to the basilisk.
End turn.
Middle finger to all.
@DM
Nothing died but they both look hurt af
Devil imp continues its job
acousticDeadeye
You roll your eyes. "Of course nothing dies."
@DM
Fire imp shoots at you angrily
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {2}
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
@DM
It hits the jockey imp and it fucking dies
acousticDeadeye
"YEAH! FUCK YOU!"
@DM
The fire imp lays on the ground and stares at the ceiling
Mark's turn
acousticDeadeye
I slice the basilisk. May as well take it out.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {17}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {12}
@DM
Hit
Yep, it dies
acousticDeadeye
How far is our friend the fire imp
actually
the devil imp
@DM
He's about 15 feet away
acousticDeadeye
I run to it and dice.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {19}
@DM
Hit
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {7}
acousticDeadeye
I rend it.
!roll 2#1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+6 -->  | [ 1d20=1 ]{7}, [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
acousticDeadeye
...
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
@DM
You hit the ground and jar your arm real bad
take 4 damage
acousticDeadeye
Owwww.
End.
61/98
@DM
The devil imp turns and runs to the other end of the room, towards the west exit
The fire imp just lays there
Mark's turn
acousticDeadeye
How far is the devil imp?
@DM
20 feet
acousticDeadeye
You head over to it and slice it.
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {14}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {13}
@DM
You successfully murder the imp
the fire imp remains on the floor where you left it
acousticDeadeye
How far is it?
@DM
About 25 feet
acousticDeadeye
You begin heading towards it.
End turn.
@DM
Once you are close to it, it just poofs into grist on its own
acousticDeadeye
"Oh."
I collect my grist.
@DM
105 xp
From the imps you get 48 build and 17 t1
157 build from basilisk
49 t1
acousticDeadeye
You return to the computers and try to activate them.
@DM
Nothing really happens when you hit the buttons.
acousticDeadeye
Is there no way to turn them on?
@DM
Doesn't look like they have any power
acousticDeadeye
Is there any sort of wiring leading me in a direction?
@DM
There are no wires you can see at all
acousticDeadeye
Welp.
You head to the room to the east.
@DM
You walk into a small room with a chest at the south wall. On the west wall there's a huge mural of a woman wearing a hood and her arms out stretched. She's screaming. There is a stylized skull emblassoned on her chest and it looks like it's on fire or shining or something.
acousticDeadeye
You snap a picture of the mural, and go to open the chest.
@DM
Inside you find two healing gels
acousticDeadeye
Nice.
Anything else in the room?
@DM
Nope
acousticDeadeye
You return to the computer room.
@DM
Now you have the north and west paths to try
there's a door on each wall
acousticDeadeye
You check the room to the north.
@DM
In the room to the north you find another computer, this one with its screen on
acousticDeadeye
I inspect the computer.
@DM
On the screen you see a room full of alligator headed statues, half of which are smashed, and Cyrill walking through. Just before she gets to the next room the camera flashes and shows you a night vision view of that room. You see a fairly large room, but not so large as to not be easily traversed, with exits to the west and south. There are a bunch of pots all standing around at the North wall, and 3 teddy imps hanging out amongst them.
acousticDeadeye
I search for any controls.
@DM
There are no controls present on the computer
It's just a screen
acousticDeadeye
Well, good to see Cy's still alive at least.
Anything else in this room?
@DM
Nothing you can see. On the screen, you can see Cyrill getting accosted by the imps
acousticDeadeye
You return to the computer room. And finally, you exit the door to the west, the only way forwards.
@DM
You walk into a large, ancient, dusty bedroom. It has a large four poster bedin the middle that is mostly moth eaten with some dressers that have been turned to rubble.
There's no other way to go besides back
acousticDeadeye
So no rooms have a way forwards?
I more closely inspect the bed.
@DM
It looks like it would probably break if you put any weight on it
acousticDeadeye
I kick the bed.
@DM
It falls down
acousticDeadeye
Is there anything below?
@DM
Nothing but more stone
acousticDeadeye
Is this room completely empty?
@DM
Besides the stuff described? yes
acousticDeadeye
I inspect the dressers.
@DM
They're roten wooden rubble. It looks like they've been here for a long time
acousticDeadeye
Is there anything inside of them?
@DM
A few scraps of moldy cloth
acousticDeadeye
You take them and return to the room with Cy on the screen; because SOMETHING COMPELS YOU TO DO SO.
@DM
You see Cyrill blindly flailing at the imps surrounding her while an imp in the back hefts up a pot. There's a couple shattered pots on the ground and a bunch of coins.
acousticDeadeye
I further inspect the room. Hopefully there's something in there I can use to move forwards.
@DM
Looking closer at the screen itself you can see another pressure plate on the ground next to the east wall o fhte room Cyrill's in. Maybe she has to do something to let you move on?
acousticDeadeye
Great. A co-op dungeon.
acousticDeadeye
I message Cyrill to let her know.

after some messaging...

acousticDeadeye
I return to the room with the painting. That skull Cyrill picked up looked familiar.
DM
Looking again at the mural, it looks exactly the same
acousticDeadeye
I wait.
DM
There's a loud grinding noise followed by a loud THUMP from the main room
acousticDeadeye
You return to the main room.
DM
Roll perception
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {5}
DM
You can't make anything out before you walk into the room
acousticDeadeye
Must be empty.
You head in.
DM
You find yourself staring at an all too familiar sight. In front of you stands a tall skeleton with glowing red eyes. It isn't alone, however, as an ogre with a horse head advances towards you.
acousticDeadeye
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"
"Fuck."
Mark eats one of his healing gels.
DM
Heal 1d4+med
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d4+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {4}
acousticDeadeye
65/98 health remaining.
"Let's do this."
Mark readies his blades.
DM
Roll initiative
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
DM
The ogre charges at you and swings a massive fist at your face
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
DM
It hits the doorway behind you and practically shakes the whole room
The lich goes next and it raises skeletons
!roll 1d2+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d2+1 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {3}
DM
He raises 3 skeletons. They are on fucking fire.
Your turn
acousticDeadeye
"Fucking fire."
How far is the Lich?
DM
It is about 40 feet in front of you
acousticDeadeye
I slice the Ogre.
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
acousticDeadeye
assuming thats a hit
!roll 2d4+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {13}
acousticDeadeye
I dice the ogre.
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
acousticDeadeye
Likewise
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {5}
acousticDeadeye
I rend
!roll 2#1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+8 -->  | [ 1d20=9 ]{17}, [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
acousticDeadeye
Hit?
disadvantage there.
DM
Yeah hit
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {5}
acousticDeadeye
23 damage total.
DM
You just insta gibbed a fucking ogre
acousticDeadeye
You turn to the Lich and start to charge at it.
"FUCKING BRING IT!"
End turn.
DM
You get 30 feet so you're now 10 feet in front of it
The lich attempts to push you back
!roll 1d20+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {23}
DM
!roll 1d8+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d8+6 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {12}
DM
You get pushed back 10 feet and take 12 damage
acousticDeadeye
53/98
DM
Next the first skeleton goes to attack yo
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
DM
!roll 2d10
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d10 --> [ 2d10=14 ] | {14}
DM
14 damage
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
DM
That's a 17
acousticDeadeye
39.
DM
What's your ac
acousticDeadeye
16.
DM
!roll 2d10
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d10 --> [ 2d10=20 ] | {20}
acousticDeadeye
19.
DM
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {6}
DM
The last skeleton misses and they all dissolve into dust
Your turn
acousticDeadeye
You approach the motherfucking lich fucking fucker.
Slice.
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {12}
acousticDeadeye
...
You take out the scissors and stab it.
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {12}
acousticDeadeye
:(
acousticDeadeye
end turn i guess...
DM
The lich goes to hit you
!roll 1d20+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
DM
It misses iirc
Your turn
acousticDeadeye
Mhmm.
"Cy..."
Slice.
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=4 ] | {10}
acousticDeadeye
"I..."
Dice.
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {12}
acousticDeadeye
"I'm sorry..."
End.
DM
The lich summons some more skeletons
!roll 1d2+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d2+1 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {2}
DM
2 of them
Your turn
acousticDeadeye
Last hope.
Slice.
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {20}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4+6
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {11}
acousticDeadeye
Dice.
!roll 1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {21}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=3 ] | {3}
acousticDeadeye
rend
!roll 2#1d20+8
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+8 -->  | [ 1d20=15 ]{23}, [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
acousticDeadeye
!roll 2d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {6}
acousticDeadeye
20 Damage.
DM
Guess what, you killed it fair and square you over dramatic ninny
acousticDeadeye
Mark collapses to the ground.
acousticDeadeye
"I love you..."
DM
You hear a click and more grinding stone from the room with the mural
acousticDeadeye
You get up. Without a thought, you collect your grist and go.
DM
You get to the mural room and find yourself looking down a bright hallway with a turn to your right. You can see someone at the other end