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  1. CG: WELL, LOOKY HERE. "MOIST BEES," HUH? WAY TO COMBINE THE TWO MOST POWERFUL YET AWFULLY DISGUSTING MEMES/WORDS TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE CLUSTERED LOOKING JUMBLED MESS OF FEATURES, TOPPED WITH A SPARKLING AND TASTY FUCKIN' CHERRY, WHICH IS SLIPPING VICARIOUSLY INTO MY HANDS, WHERE I WILL STAND AND LOOK UPON THIS FALLEN FRUIT IN UTTER DISMAY WHILE I ATTEMPT TO SQUISH IT BETWEEN MY FINGERS. I AM DISTRAUGHT. I AM RANCOROUS. THEREI S NOTHING I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS THAT IS COHERRENT OR VALUABLE TO YOU, BUT I REGARD MOIST BEES AS A MEME. THIS IS THE END-ALL OF ALL MEMES. THE MEMES COME TO THIS POINT AND DON'T RETURN, THAT DO NOT GET BETTER, FOR THIS IS THE LOWEST POINT AND THE HIGHEST POINT AT THE SAME TIME. NO WAY. NO WAY IN HEAVEN, WILL I LET MY CHILD SAY THIS AWFUL FUCKING MEME. I CAN'T CALL IT A MEME. I CALL IT A STUPID. MOIST BEES IS A FUCKING STUPID. MOIST, IMPLYING THAT I, AT ANY TIME WILL BE GOING UNDER A BODY OF WATER, OR WILL BE PERSPIRING, OR WILL DO ANYTHING THAT DEVALUES THE DRY NATURE OF MY BODY'S TISSUE BARRIER. AND BEES, IMPLYING THAT I, AT ANY TIME, WILL BE LIKE, SO WILLING TO THROW MYSELF AT A GROUP OF BEES AFTER SAID MOISTING. BECUASE WHO THE FUCK WOULD JUST DO THAT? WHO WOULD DO THAT, EVEN IF FOR SCIENCE, EVEN IF FOR PURE CURIOUSITY? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GO: "OH MAN, FEELING SO COMEDIC AND READY TO PERFORM SATIRE, LET ME JUST FLING MYSELF AT THIS LOOKIN' GROUP OF FUCKING BEES.
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  3. CG: OF BEES, BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO SELF RESPECT FOR THE CONDITION OF MY CONSTANTLY DETERIOATING W ELL BEING." DARE YOU TO EVER UTTER THESE WORDS, ASSHEAD. DARE YOU TO UTTER THEM. YOUR FATE WI LL SOON FOLLOW, AS IRONY TAKES ITS RIGHTEOUS PLACE AMONG THE PEOPLE AND DOES ONTO WHAT ALL MEMERS HAVE BEEN SO BLINDLY INATTENTIVE OF. REALITY.
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  5. TA: well, looky here. "moii2t bee2," huh? way to combiine the two mo2t powerful yet awfully dii2gu2tiing meme2/word2 together to make one clu2tered lookiing jumbled me22 of feature2, topped wiith a 2parkliing and ta2ty fuckiin' cherry, whiich ii2 2liippiing viicariiou2ly iinto my hand2, where ii wiill 2tand and look upon thii2 fallen fruiit iin utter dii2may whiile ii attempt to 2quii2h iit between my fiinger2. ii am dii2traught. ii am rancorou2. thereii 2 nothiing ii have to 2ay about thii2 that ii2 coherrent or valuable to you, but ii regard moii2t bee2 a2 a meme. thii2 ii2 the end-all of all meme2. the meme2 come to thii2 poiint and don't return, that do not get better, for thii2 ii2 the lowe2t poiint and the hiighe2t poiint at the 2ame tiime. no way. no way iin heaven, wiill ii let my chiild 2ay thii2 awful fuckiing meme. ii can't call iit a meme. ii call iit a 2tupiid. moii2t bee2 ii2 a fuckiing 2tupiid. moii2t, iimplyiing that ii, at any tiime wiill be goiing under a body of water, or wiill be per2piiriing, or wiill do anythiing that devalue2 the dry nature of my body'2 tii22ue barriier. and bee2, iimplyiing that ii, at any tiime, wiill be liike, 2o wiilliing to throw my2elf at a group of bee2 after 2aiid moii2tiing.
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  7. TA: becua2e who the fuck would ju2t do that? who would do that, even iif for 2ciience, even iif for pure curiiou2iity? who iin theiir riight miind would go: "oh man, feeliing 2o comediic and ready to perform 2atiire, let me ju2t fliing my2elf at thii2 lookiin' group of bee2 after 2aiid moii2tiing. becua2e who the fuck would ju2t do that? who would do that, even iif for 2ciience, even iif for pure curiiou2iity? who iin theiir riight miind would go: "oh man, feeliing 2o comediic and ready to perform 2atiire, let me ju2t fliing my2elf at thii2 lookiin' group of fuckiing bee2. ===of bee2, becau2e ii obviiou2ly have no 2elf re2pect for the condiitiion of my con2tantly deteriioatiing w ell beiing." dare you to ever utter the2e word2, a22head. dare you to utter them. your fate wii ll 2oon follow, a2 iirony take2 iit2 riighteou2 place among the people and doe2 onto what all memer2 have been 2o bliindly iinattentiive of. realiity.
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  9. GA ok nvm sorry guys im so tire.d
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