Cyphon Oscill

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You are CYPHON OSCILL, and you have just turned SEVEN SWEEPS OLD. But who cares? Not you. You are a born WINNER, and do you know why? Because, despite your BLUE BLOOD, you just know that you're destined to become the WEALTHIEST TROLL ON ALTERNIA. Even the SEADWELLERS will envy your SHEER WEALTH. And why are you destined to be the richest troll on Alternia? Because you've long followed the ways of the BUSISECTOR, who are equally devoted to UNRELENTING CHARISMA and SLASHING. Slashing PRICES, that is. And any unfortunate CHUMP who dares step in on your TURF.

And your prices are always so FANTASTIC, because you always keep a good stock. Your secret? Abandoned hives. Aside from the occasional corpse, they're usually a straight up TREASURE TROVE of things to sell. Need a new fancy weapon? Cyphon's got you covered. How about some LONGSTALKED PEDDLEPLANT for your matesprit? Cyphon's got that. He even has the most delightful POISON TIPPED SPINEPLANTS for that special flavor of hate.

As for INTERESTS? You have a VARIETY of them. Particularly RADIO TECHNOLOGY, which you use to BROADCAST YOUR PROFITMAKING INFOMERCIALS. But what use would that be without your INTEREST in EXPLORING, why, you'd speculate that you've been over nearly HALF THE PLANET. Aside from that? You often try your hand at BEETLE BREEDING. Afterall, who needs WORK when you have WORKERS? You also love to give MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES, mostly about how much SWEET, SWEET MONEY that people aren't giving YOU. Oh you also might like CARVING but who cares it's a useless skill.

How can you afford to TRAVEL so easily? Simple! You've decided that the best course of action was to simply RIP OFF A CHUNK OF YOUR FORMER HIVE and harness the EXTREME STRENGTH of your FORMIDABLE HORNDRIVER LUSUS. It's CARAPACE can easily withstand the HARDEST OF BLOWS and it's SIX BLADED ARMS AND MASSIVE HORNS can deliver in kind. But when the chips are down, you can always rely on your TRUSTY STAFFKIND and less trusty KNIFEKIND.

You used to have to use your STUPID ASS SEMAPHORE MODUS, but your EXCELLENT PRICES have allowed you to gain SO MANY MODI that inventory management is no longer a problem!

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