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- 1/3
- >Fluffy pony rescue center.
- >Have big backyard, safe for fluffy pony play.
- >Woods are off limits to fluffy ponies.
- >Fluffy ponies are very stupid.
- >Hear panicked squealing one day.
- >Find teal earth fluffy tangled in thorn bush at edge of woods.
- >Stupid creature...you consider just snuffing him and writing him off.
- >Fluffy is just so scared, so frantic to get free that you don't have the heart.
- >He's really in there.
- >Hopelessly tangled.
- >Need the shears.
- >Leave fluffy pony for a minute.
- >He screams and cries, thinking you're abandoning him.
- >Other fluffies are upset but terrified to go near him.
- >"Why fwiend cwying?" "Fwiend have owchies?" "Need huggies?"
- "No! No fluffy go near him."
- >Don't want others tangled up in that mess.
- "A monster has him...only Mister can help."
- >Dumb thing to say.
- >General fluffy panic. Dumb things run aimlessly, screaming and crashing into things.
- >Deal with that later.
- 2/3
- >Get the shears.
- >Return to trapped fluffy pony.
- >His struggles have made things worse.
- >Big tufts of fluff must be cut out.
- >Most of his fluff is sacrificed.
- >Fluffy pony is almost naked by the time you free him.
- >Damn that's weird looking.
- >Like some kinda skinny horse/rat combination.
- >Traumatized fluffy runs but falls over immediately.
- >Howls in pain.
- >Skin is hyper sensitive.
- >Without fluff even soft grass feels like metal blades.
- >Pick him up, carry inside.
- >Fluffy is shivering violently.
- >Needs fluff to keep his scrawny body warm.
- >Wrap him in electric blanket...can't stay there forever.
- >Time for SCIENCE.
- >Bring other fluffies inside.
- >Catch a healthy one.
- >Thermometer up da butt.
- >Fluffy cries at the indignity.
- >Don't care. Temp 99.6F.
- >Crap...heating bill is gonna be expensive this month.
- >Safe room must be kept at 99 degrees to keep naked pony alive.
- >Should have just snuffed him.
- 3/3
- >Safe room is hot.
- >Fucking Africa hot.
- >Tarzan couldn't take this kinda heat.
- >Several fluffy ponies pass out from the heat.
- >This is a problem.
- >Can't keep the safe room this hot for just one.
- >Gotta build an incubator for naked pony.
- >By now, naked pony is despondent.
- >Other fluffies are afraid of him...won't give huggies.
- >They don't attack him, they just run away when he approaches.
- >Naked pony sits in corner and whimpers.
- >Consider snuffing him.
- >Try one last thing.
- >Select a few very friendly fluffy ponies.
- >Expert huggers.
- "You fluffies have been chosen to try a new game."
- >Chosen fluffies cheer. "Yay!" "Pway new game!"
- >Blindfold them.
- >"What!?" "Why dawk!?"
- "Part of the game. Now whoever can give the most hugs wins."
- >Drop blinfolded ponies into a small pen.
- >They stumble around awkwardly, hugging whatever they run into.
- >Carefully introduce naked pony into this.
- >They can't see his scary naked body, so he gets hugs like any other fluffy.
- >Hopefully doing this once or twice a day will break his depression.
- >Unforseen disaster.
- >Naked pony screams.
- >Without fluff protection, hugs are too rough.
- >Combination of hyper senitive skin and fragile body.
- >Out of ideas.
- >Other fluffies scared by screaming, hug even harder in fear.
- >Just let nature run its course.
- >Naked fluffy is hugged to death.
- >Well...you tried.
- >Try to fish the corpse out with a hook.
- >Damn difficult without fluff.
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