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Naked Fluffy

May 2nd, 2012
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  1. 1/3
  2. >Fluffy pony rescue center.
  3. >Have big backyard, safe for fluffy pony play.
  4. >Woods are off limits to fluffy ponies.
  5. >Fluffy ponies are very stupid.
  6. >Hear panicked squealing one day.
  7. >Find teal earth fluffy tangled in thorn bush at edge of woods.
  8. >Stupid creature...you consider just snuffing him and writing him off.
  9. >Fluffy is just so scared, so frantic to get free that you don't have the heart.
  10. >He's really in there.
  11. >Hopelessly tangled.
  12. >Need the shears.
  13. >Leave fluffy pony for a minute.
  14. >He screams and cries, thinking you're abandoning him.
  15. >Other fluffies are upset but terrified to go near him.
  16. >"Why fwiend cwying?" "Fwiend have owchies?" "Need huggies?"
  17. "No! No fluffy go near him."
  18. >Don't want others tangled up in that mess.
  19. "A monster has him...only Mister can help."
  20. >Dumb thing to say.
  21. >General fluffy panic. Dumb things run aimlessly, screaming and crashing into things.
  22. >Deal with that later.
  23.  
  24. 2/3
  25. >Get the shears.
  26. >Return to trapped fluffy pony.
  27. >His struggles have made things worse.
  28. >Big tufts of fluff must be cut out.
  29. >Most of his fluff is sacrificed.
  30. >Fluffy pony is almost naked by the time you free him.
  31. >Damn that's weird looking.
  32. >Like some kinda skinny horse/rat combination.
  33. >Traumatized fluffy runs but falls over immediately.
  34. >Howls in pain.
  35. >Skin is hyper sensitive.
  36. >Without fluff even soft grass feels like metal blades.
  37. >Pick him up, carry inside.
  38. >Fluffy is shivering violently.
  39. >Needs fluff to keep his scrawny body warm.
  40. >Wrap him in electric blanket...can't stay there forever.
  41. >Time for SCIENCE.
  42. >Bring other fluffies inside.
  43. >Catch a healthy one.
  44. >Thermometer up da butt.
  45. >Fluffy cries at the indignity.
  46. >Don't care. Temp 99.6F.
  47. >Crap...heating bill is gonna be expensive this month.
  48. >Safe room must be kept at 99 degrees to keep naked pony alive.
  49. >Should have just snuffed him.
  50.  
  51. 3/3
  52. >Safe room is hot.
  53. >Fucking Africa hot.
  54. >Tarzan couldn't take this kinda heat.
  55. >Several fluffy ponies pass out from the heat.
  56. >This is a problem.
  57. >Can't keep the safe room this hot for just one.
  58. >Gotta build an incubator for naked pony.
  59. >By now, naked pony is despondent.
  60. >Other fluffies are afraid of him...won't give huggies.
  61. >They don't attack him, they just run away when he approaches.
  62. >Naked pony sits in corner and whimpers.
  63. >Consider snuffing him.
  64. >Try one last thing.
  65. >Select a few very friendly fluffy ponies.
  66. >Expert huggers.
  67. "You fluffies have been chosen to try a new game."
  68. >Chosen fluffies cheer. "Yay!" "Pway new game!"
  69. >Blindfold them.
  70. >"What!?" "Why dawk!?"
  71. "Part of the game. Now whoever can give the most hugs wins."
  72. >Drop blinfolded ponies into a small pen.
  73. >They stumble around awkwardly, hugging whatever they run into.
  74. >Carefully introduce naked pony into this.
  75. >They can't see his scary naked body, so he gets hugs like any other fluffy.
  76. >Hopefully doing this once or twice a day will break his depression.
  77. >Unforseen disaster.
  78. >Naked pony screams.
  79. >Without fluff protection, hugs are too rough.
  80. >Combination of hyper senitive skin and fragile body.
  81. >Out of ideas.
  82. >Other fluffies scared by screaming, hug even harder in fear.
  83. >Just let nature run its course.
  84. >Naked fluffy is hugged to death.
  85. >Well...you tried.
  86. >Try to fish the corpse out with a hook.
  87. >Damn difficult without fluff.
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