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- Planty presents you with.....
- Mooooojo Jojo. Yes, it is a fact that Mojo Jojo is being presented to you. The presentation includes Mojo Jojo. In fact, it's prime focus is on him, Moooooojo Jojo. After this presentation, he, Moooooojo Jojo will be in your posession. He, Mooooojo Jojo will have no free will, as he will be your property.
- Lauren Faust
- a dead JSevere
- a dead TDR
- A dead DisneyDude94
- a Talking Princess Pinklestia toy. Her wings are /so/ pretty, y'know.
- six dancing cacti
- the statement that he blames Canada...... and you too.
- a question: What would you do, if you were here right now. Would you make a plan and follow through? Meh, probably not, you're a wimp.
- with the wonderment of pondering of if what I'm pondering is the same as what you are pondering
- an African-American heart monitor (Boop, boop, boop, ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY DOP GHOST DAD)
- the question of what a summer is really, but a simple month or three
- the power of The Last Airbender
- a bunch of Christmas Critters. MUAH-HAW-HAW. HAW-HAW-HAW!
- THE SIGHT OF ROBOTS, MJ FOOTBALL, FREAK YEAH!!!!!!
- the request to him a break, give him a break, break him off a piece of that KitKat bar
- a pen that shows a topless woman when dipped in hot water.
- a question: Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime, but I've got Street Savoir' Faire.
- the puzzlement of if you can see what's happening, 'cause they don't have a clue. They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line.... hmhmhmhmhmhm
- the security code for Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
- FISHY CRACKERS!
- A CARROT!
- CHOCOLATE MILK!
- A RICKROLL!
- brbrupbrbrbrbrupbrbrbrupbrupbrupbrup A HORSEY!!!!!!
- a dead Kenny.
- a dead Lois.
- Meg
- the question of: doot doot doot doot, What Do It Do?
- a really old piece of bacon.
- A PEBBLE!
- Chuck Norris.
- Soviet Russia, where Soviet Russia presents Planty.
- a small-town girl, living in a lonely world
- a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit
- his p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
- the fact that he doesn't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree
- PINGAS
- the honor that true warriors strive for, MAH BOI
- a bat credit card
- NyanCat.
- New Mexico
- The Wolf-Man
- The Dentist
- The Ninja
- The Animal Shelter
- Canada
- Traffic
- Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
- Baseball
- The Salvation Armed Forces
- The Beach
- George Washington
- Technology
- The Barber
- Art
- Itchy
- Scratchy
- Poochie
- Itchy & Scratchy
- Scratchy & Itchy
- Poochie & Itchy
- Poochie & Scratchy
- Itchy, Scratchy, & Poochie
- THIS MESSAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE DUE TO COPYRIGHT CLAIMS BY THE FOLLOWING ENTITIES: MY MOM!!!!!!!!
- THIS MESSAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY DUE TO COPYRIGHT CLAIMS BY THE FOLLOWING ENTITIES: MY MOM!!!!!
- MY MOM!!!!
- Mr. Sparkle
- a pirate (Yar har fiddle dee dee)
- BobTheRandomGuy
- Heloise
- Jessa The Random
- Roosevelt Franklin
- Mobity Mosley
- a song! I'VE GOT BEEF, BETWEEN MY TEETH, IT WOULD BE BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT MY FLOSS!!!!!!!!!!! THAT STICK IS STUCK! I'M OUT OF LUCK! I'M AT A LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT MY FLOSS!!!!!!! I CAN'T EAT A LENTIL! WITHOUT DENTAL FLOSS, FLOSS, FLOSS, FLOSS!!!
- A FOURTH-WALL BREAKING CINNAMON STRUDEL! (YO DAWG, I'M A CINAMMON STRUDEL AND I TALK. STRUDELS DON'T TALK!!!! WHADDUPWIDDAT!!!!)
- a swingin' F-A-I-R-Y
- a duck-billed platypus
- Kenny as a duck-billed platypus
- Stacy Hirano
- Phineas Flynn
- Ferb Fletcher
- Candace Flynn
- Pip from South Park
- The Rock-Afire Explosion
- Twilight Sparkle
- Rainbow Dash
- Pinkie Pie
- Rarity
- Fluttershy
- Applejack
- Chester A. Bum
- Sethisto
- NotACLeverPony
- your host, the man they call Ghost. He's A goddamn racist. He's a goddamn PIECE OF CRAP!
- Alex S.
- Zoidberg
- Big Macintosh
- Applebloom
- Madame Foster
- Madame, madame, madame, madame, madame, madame, madame, madame FOS-TEEEEEEEER! GRANNY GADGETS!
- THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!!
- Frankie Foster
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