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  1. Planty presents you with.....
  2. Mooooojo Jojo. Yes, it is a fact that Mojo Jojo is being presented to you. The presentation includes Mojo Jojo. In fact, it's prime focus is on him, Moooooojo Jojo. After this presentation, he, Moooooojo Jojo will be in your posession. He, Mooooojo Jojo will have no free will, as he will be your property.
  3. Lauren Faust
  4. a dead JSevere
  5. a dead TDR
  6. A dead DisneyDude94
  7. a Talking Princess Pinklestia toy. Her wings are /so/ pretty, y'know.
  8. six dancing cacti
  9. the statement that he blames Canada...... and you too.
  10. a question: What would you do, if you were here right now. Would you make a plan and follow through? Meh, probably not, you're a wimp.
  11. with the wonderment of pondering of if what I'm pondering is the same as what you are pondering
  12. an African-American heart monitor (Boop, boop, boop, ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY DOP GHOST DAD)
  13. the question of what a summer is really, but a simple month or three
  14. the power of The Last Airbender
  15. a bunch of Christmas Critters. MUAH-HAW-HAW. HAW-HAW-HAW!
  16. THE SIGHT OF ROBOTS, MJ FOOTBALL, FREAK YEAH!!!!!!
  17. the request to him a break, give him a break, break him off a piece of that KitKat bar
  18. a pen that shows a topless woman when dipped in hot water.
  19. a question: Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime, but I've got Street Savoir' Faire.
  20. the puzzlement of if you can see what's happening, 'cause they don't have a clue. They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line.... hmhmhmhmhmhm
  21. the security code for Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  22. FISHY CRACKERS!
  23. A CARROT!
  24. CHOCOLATE MILK!
  25. A RICKROLL!
  26. brbrupbrbrbrbrupbrbrbrupbrupbrupbrup A HORSEY!!!!!!
  27. a dead Kenny.
  28. a dead Lois.
  29. Meg
  30. the question of: doot doot doot doot, What Do It Do?
  31. a really old piece of bacon.
  32. A PEBBLE!
  33. Chuck Norris.
  34. Soviet Russia, where Soviet Russia presents Planty.
  35. a small-town girl, living in a lonely world
  36. a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit
  37. his p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
  38. the fact that he doesn't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree
  39. PINGAS
  40. the honor that true warriors strive for, MAH BOI
  41. a bat credit card
  42. NyanCat.
  43. New Mexico
  44. The Wolf-Man
  45. The Dentist
  46. The Ninja
  47. The Animal Shelter
  48. Canada
  49. Traffic
  50. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
  51. Baseball
  52. The Salvation Armed Forces
  53. The Beach
  54. George Washington
  55. Technology
  56. The Barber
  57. Art
  58. Itchy
  59. Scratchy
  60. Poochie
  61. Itchy & Scratchy
  62. Scratchy & Itchy
  63. Poochie & Itchy
  64. Poochie & Scratchy
  65. Itchy, Scratchy, & Poochie
  66. THIS MESSAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE DUE TO COPYRIGHT CLAIMS BY THE FOLLOWING ENTITIES: MY MOM!!!!!!!!
  67. THIS MESSAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY DUE TO COPYRIGHT CLAIMS BY THE FOLLOWING ENTITIES: MY MOM!!!!!
  68. MY MOM!!!!
  69. Mr. Sparkle
  70. a pirate (Yar har fiddle dee dee)
  71. BobTheRandomGuy
  72. Heloise
  73. Jessa The Random
  74. Roosevelt Franklin
  75. Mobity Mosley
  76. a song! I'VE GOT BEEF, BETWEEN MY TEETH, IT WOULD BE BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT MY FLOSS!!!!!!!!!!! THAT STICK IS STUCK! I'M OUT OF LUCK! I'M AT A LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT MY FLOSS!!!!!!! I CAN'T EAT A LENTIL! WITHOUT DENTAL FLOSS, FLOSS, FLOSS, FLOSS!!!
  77. A FOURTH-WALL BREAKING CINNAMON STRUDEL! (YO DAWG, I'M A CINAMMON STRUDEL AND I TALK. STRUDELS DON'T TALK!!!! WHADDUPWIDDAT!!!!)
  78. a swingin' F-A-I-R-Y
  79. a duck-billed platypus
  80. Kenny as a duck-billed platypus
  81. Stacy Hirano
  82. Phineas Flynn
  83. Ferb Fletcher
  84. Candace Flynn
  85. Pip from South Park
  86. The Rock-Afire Explosion
  87. Twilight Sparkle
  88. Rainbow Dash
  89. Pinkie Pie
  90. Rarity
  91. Fluttershy
  92. Applejack
  93. Chester A. Bum
  94. Sethisto
  95. NotACLeverPony
  96. your host, the man they call Ghost. He's A goddamn racist. He's a goddamn PIECE OF CRAP!
  97. Alex S.
  98. Zoidberg
  99. Big Macintosh
  100. Applebloom
  101. Madame Foster
  102. Madame, madame, madame, madame, madame, madame, madame, madame FOS-TEEEEEEEER! GRANNY GADGETS!
  103. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!!
  104. Frankie Foster
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