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Creed's a troll, lives under a bridge.

Apr 18th, 2014
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  1. Creedit: Magin.
  2. MaginManiac7: Huhwhat
  3. Creedit: ur ab ish
  4. MaginManiac7: Rude.
  5. MaginManiac7: b&
  6. Creedit: pls unban my other account
  7. MaginManiac7: >Implyign
  8. Creedit: pls
  9. Creedit: haue a heart
  10. MaginManiac7: Can't unban you.
  11. MaginManiac7: Even if I wanted to.
  12. MaginManiac7: Which I don't.
  13. Creedit: :^(
  14. Creedit: i was banned for no valid reason
  15. Creedit: srs
  16. MaginManiac7: Lel, I knew you'd be banned
  17. Creedit: Unfair, man.
  18. Creedit: Same minute I got banned, one of my really old alts got banned too.
  19. Creedit: And I got a warning on my main.
  20. MaginManiac7: ekt
  21. MaginManiac7: rekt too
  22. Creedit: My old alt is innocent though.
  23. MaginManiac7: Doubt
  24. Creedit: I mean, look at all this innocence.
  25. Creedit: http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Lolkidz/
  26. MaginManiac7: Kek
  27. MaginManiac7: There's a cat sleeping on my bag.
  28. Creedit: Ban the cat.
  29. MaginManiac7: But it's so fluffy.
  30. Creedit: That's why you're going to bang it.
  31. MaginManiac7: Woah woah woah
  32. MaginManiac7: A cat is not fine too
  33. Creedit: Beastiality is bestiality.
  34. MaginManiac7: See, this is why you get banned.
  35. Creedit: Are you trying to tell me admins don't find me hilarious?
  36. Creedit: I bet I'm their favorite.
  37. MaginManiac7: Errr
  38. MaginManiac7: Something like that
  39. Creedit: I bet you're just jelly of my e-peen.
  40. Creedit: If my penis was as big as my e-peen, I'd have ****ed your mom.
  41. Creedit: :^D
  42. MaginManiac7: Wow
  43. MaginManiac7: Reported
  44. MaginManiac7: Deported
  45. markus1000: Dafuq is going on!?
  46. Creedit: lolrosted
  47. Creedit: markus r u med
  48. markus1000: dafuq does med mean?
  49. Creedit: lol ur med
  50. MaginManiac7: Afk. Playing LoL.
  51. Creedit: i lol at u
  52. markus1000: lol lmfao lmao rofl roflcopter
  53. Creedit: You must think you're funny.
  54. markus1000: you made me ****ing die on hardcore mode! goddamnit
  55. Creedit: Hah, you died because you are incompetent.
  56. markus1000: seriously you can **** off
  57. Creedit: You're still incompetent.
  58. markus1000: I know that but you know I don't really care what you say just stop distracting me please.
  59. markus1000: I'm leaven the room now.
  60. markus1000: *leaving
  61. Creedit: Ohohoho.
  62. rafireturns: ballistic?
  63. moorsy: ?
  64. Creedit: Moorsy.
  65. MaginManiac7: Back.
  66. Creedit: Back.
  67. MaginManiac7: Wb.
  68. Creedit: No u.
  69. MaginManiac7: Thanks.
  70. moorsy: Huzzah!
  71. Creedit: ur welcome
  72. moorsy: I woke up thinking it was Saturday. There are loud people outside. I sent a text I shouldn't have and I won a shirt. Today's being interested.
  73. MaginManiac7: Interesting, you mean?
  74. Creedit: gramor nazo or be gramar naz0d
  75. moorsy: Yes.
  76. moorsy: That's what I meant.
  77. moorsy: The outside people have speakers on a van thing. They're advertising a radio station.
  78. moorsy: So, naturally, I'm drowning out the noise.
  79. XiDiePie: hi
  80. moorsy: Hullo.
  81. XiDiePie: *brofist*
  82. Creedit: Disgusting.
  83. moorsy: brb
  84. moorsy: The lid wasn't on my coffee jar properly. Then I got distracted.
  85. Creedit: ADHD much?
  86. moorsy: Not at all.
  87. karl_garrett: I JUST WATC
  88. moorsy: Karl, your profile picture makes you look about ten.
  89. karl_garrett: I WATCED FREDDY VS JASON AND JASON WON
  90. moorsy: Of course Jason won, Freddy can only do things if people are asleep.
  91. karl_garrett: OFCOURSE
  92. moorsy: Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
  93. karl_garrett: search on youtube jason vs frdeddy and pick the first on
  94. karl_garrett: one
  95. moorsy: Why?
  96. karl_garrett: the battle is cool
  97. Creedit: hi
  98. moorsy: Hullo.
  99. 123123jamiejurd: everyone add me now and girls i am single heads up
  100. moorsy: Seriously?
  101. 123123jamiejurd: what
  102. MaginManiac7: Ah. Ahaha. Ahaha. Ha.
  103. Creedit: Hahahaha.
  104. Creedit: HAHAHAHA.
  105. MaginManiac7: No but really get out.
  106. lizardgamer2012: seriously
  107. moorsy: You're "14" and looking for a date on a gaming site?
  108. lizardgamer2012: that is not ow you approach girls
  109. lizardgamer2012: how
  110. moorsy: This is how he does, apparently.
  111. lizardgamer2012: lol
  112. moorsy: It shouldn't be.
  113. 123123jamiejurd: no i am just saying i am single if that what to talk to me like we go out
  114. Creedit: lawl
  115. lizardgamer2012: so now you are asking moorsy out :/
  116. moorsy: So exactly what I said.
  117. moorsy: Wait...
  118. Creedit: Jamie, I'm a girl.
  119. Creedit: Let's go out.
  120. moorsy: Creed's a troll, lives under a bridge.
  121. 123123jamiejurd: i need to know your a girl first
  122. Creedit: I live under a bridge.
  123. Creedit: Let's meet there.
  124. lizardgamer2012: jamie you know she is a sex troll
  125. lizardgamer2012: right?
  126. Creedit: But I am not.
  127. Creedit: I'm a hot girl. A real one.
  128. 123123jamiejurd: i want prof first
  129. Creedit: You want a pic of me?
  130. moorsy: I'm a professional.
  131. karl_garrett: hi
  132. 123123jamiejurd: i still want prof tho
  133. lizardgamer2012: why not go out with me then moorsy
  134. moorsy: Busy.
  135. Creedit: You want a pic of me, Jamie?
  136. 123123jamiejurd: yes
  137. MaginManiac7: #shotdown
  138. Creedit: http://imgur.com/lvEpsJH
  139. Creedit: Here.
  140. Creedit: Let's go out now.
  141. moorsy: #harshtag
  142. karl_garrett: shut up
  143. 123123jamiejurd: i cant get on it
  144. Creedit: Just copy the link.
  145. MaginManiac7: 11/10 (reply)
  146. To MaginManiac7: :^DDD
  147. lizardgamer2012: you are ugly creedit
  148. MaginManiac7: Wow you can't just say something like that
  149. Creedit: idc about ur opinion im beautiful in the inside
  150. 123123jamiejurd: sorry but that is not my type
  151. moorsy: You have a lovely liver.
  152. MaginManiac7: >that (reply)
  153. MaginManiac7: rekt (reply)
  154. To MaginManiac7: LOL
  155. Creedit: what do you mean by "that"
  156. To MaginManiac7: That girl PMed me before and wanted to cybersuck my dick.
  157. MaginManiac7: Lewd (reply)
  158. To MaginManiac7: I got her to send pics tho.
  159. moorsy: Female. Real. Not on his doorstep.
  160. 123123jamiejurd: that i dont want t
  161. lizardgamer2012: he means he does not like you
  162. To MaginManiac7: coolgirl2013
  163. 123123jamiejurd: that i dont want to go out with you
  164. MaginManiac7: That the year she was born? :^))))) (reply)
  165. Creedit: why not
  166. To MaginManiac7: LOOOL
  167. MaginManiac7: Brb telling admins (reply)
  168. lizardgamer2012: you are not his type
  169. To MaginManiac7: I asked her that too.
  170. To MaginManiac7: She told me it was the year she made the account. Also, her music taste is absolutely gr0ss.
  171. 123123jamiejurd: at least some one knows what i am talking about
  172. MaginManiac7: How bad? (reply)
  173. Creedit: why am i not your type
  174. MaginManiac7: Like me bad or Justin Bieber bad? (reply)
  175. moorsy: A troll, a desperate teen, a pre-teen, an instigator, a mod and a room owner.
  176. moorsy: Sounds like the set up to a terrible pun.
  177. To MaginManiac7: coolgirl2013: I'm more into dark music, like Black veil brides, or three days grace, or Panic! At the disco,
  178. MaginManiac7: Am I multiple of those?
  179. To MaginManiac7: coolgirl2013: I dun care if u guys hate me for this one, but i am a MASSIVE Blood on the dance floor fan.
  180. MaginManiac7: I'd like to apply for troll, instigator, mod and room owner.
  181. moorsy: Yes and no.
  182. 123123jamiejurd: because i have been out with people who have been way pretty then you
  183. MaginManiac7: Oh. Oh. (reply)
  184. lizardgamer2012: moorsy will you be my girl-friend
  185. Creedit: i will be your girl-friend
  186. moorsy: Well said, jamie. Your command of English cannot be pecked.
  187. MaginManiac7: I do hope it's not your first language.
  188. lizardgamer2012: ok
  189. MaginManiac7: Because it's the systematic murder of the English language.
  190. billytrousers: so, moorsy, you're saying it's impeckable?
  191. lizardgamer2012: but no dating
  192. moorsy: Wow. Normally no one gets that one.
  193. MaginManiac7: Ah, the prodigal billytrousers pokes out his head.
  194. billytrousers: Prodigal - reckless in spending and giving.
  195. MaginManiac7: Am I wrong?
  196. billytrousers: It has nothing to do with leaving and coming back.
  197. MaginManiac7: You haven't really left, though.
  198. MaginManiac7: More lurked.
  199. lizardgamer2012: moorsy will you be my girl-friend
  200. moorsy: Nah.
  201. MaginManiac7: moorsy, I'll let him down gently for you.
  202. MaginManiac7: MOORSY IS A GUY
  203. moorsy: I have gender issues.
  204. moorsy: Yeah, or that.
  205. lizardgamer2012: ok??????????
  206. 123123jamiejurd: any girl that is near my age i only go out with them no one that id about 10 years older then me
  207. MaginManiac7: And thus lacks the required parts to be a girlfriend to anyone.
  208. Creedit: So, you are looking for 10 year old girls?
  209. moorsy: There's a formula.
  210. lizardgamer2012: creedit will you be my girl-friend
  211. Creedit: yes of course
  212. moorsy: http://xkcd.com/314/
  213. 123123jamiejurd: ye sand if you dont like that that u better find people that is your age
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