Campaign 2 Character Creation

Darth GW7:
SO
* Streptovsky rolls: 5d20 + 50 => 57 + 50 = 107
Lampshade:
What if you try to kill yourself and you roll badly?
Darth GW7:
ARE WE GOING TO ROLL OUR ABILITY SCORES YET
DM:
YES
Streptovsky:
PROBABLY NOT
DM:
GRIM IS FIRST
GRiM:
yay
Darth GW7:
go
DM:
HOW DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO THIS?
DM:
HOW MANY D6S?
DM:
3, 4 OR 5
DM:
?
GRiM:
4
DM:
4-1 IT IS THEN
Streptovsky:
5
Streptovsky:
NO FUCK YOU GRIM
Darth GW7:
4, drop the lowest?
Streptovsky:
5d6
Lampshade:
4 sounds good
Darth GW7:
6d6
Streptovsky:
10d6
Darth GW7:
drop the highest
Streptovsky:
10d6+20
Darth GW7:
make everyone's ability scores 3
* Streptovsky rolls: 10d6 + 20 => 27 + 20 = 47
Darth GW7:
with a single 20
Darth GW7:
each
Darth GW7:
that could be interesting
GRiM:
how about no
DM:
fuck this shit, you're all playing kobolds
Streptovsky:
D:
GRiM:
lol
Darth GW7:
yay kobolds
DM:
right
Streptovsky:
BJORN NOT WANT BE KOBOLD
DM:
hang on
Shanto:
no take candle?
Streptovsky:
MORE MOOD MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CriOF8z-wTM&NR=1
DM:
Grim, roll 4 d 6s then
DM:
one at a time
* GRiM rolls: d6 => 2
DM:
2
* GRiM rolls: d6 => 3
Darth GW7:
it's all going wrong for grim
DM:
keep going
* GRiM rolls: d6 => 1
GRiM:
lol
Lampshade:
haha
* GRiM rolls: d6 => 2
Streptovsky:
bahahaha
Shanto:
Nice
Darth GW7:
that's your CHA stat
Darth GW7:

DM:
...
Lampshade:
Looking good grim
DM:
7
GRiM:
7 goes into?
* DM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 6 + 1 + 1 = 9
DM:
do it like that
Streptovsky:
what that isn't 7
DM:
your choice
Lampshade:
now that would be awesome
Streptovsky:
that's 8
DM:
-1
DM:
drop the lowest
GRiM:
how do i type that?
Streptovsky:
why
GRiM:
if the chat stops moving i can read
Streptovsky:
just like he did grim
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 2 + 6 + 3 = 14
DM:
12
* GRiM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6+ 1d6 => 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 24
DM:
...
GRiM:
FUCK YEAH
Streptovsky:
...
Streptovsky:
HORSE SHIT
DM:
I
DM:
...
Darth GW7:
LOL
GRiM:
win rar
Streptovsky:
I DEMAND A REROLL
Darth GW7:
OH MY GOD
Darth GW7:
AHAHAHAHHAA
GRiM:
it's fair
GRiM:

Lampshade:
oh god
DM:
um
Lampshade:
haha
Streptovsky:
CHEATING BASTARD
DM:
alright, no rerolling the 7 then
Streptovsky:
lol
GRiM:
the 7 whats?
Streptovsky:
7 was your last roll
DM:
the 7 you got last time
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
what do i do with that 7 then?
DM:
keep it
DM:
keep going
DM:
you have 4 more to cover
Streptovsky:
Wait so we roll 4d6 for each stat?
DM:
yes
Streptovsky:
Oh okay that makes sense
GRiM:
shouldnt i note down first stat?
Darth GW7:
18 and 7
Streptovsky:
Do we get to choose which stats the numbers go in or is it in order on the char sheet
DM:
I've got it written down
GRiM:
ok
DM:
I'll let you choose
Streptovsky:
cool
Darth GW7:
But no altering them
Darth GW7:
well I dunno
Darth GW7:
last time you let us change them a tiny bit
* GRiM rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 4 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 7
DM:
If it's really mediocre I'll let you change
DM:
...
Darth GW7:
I think I like put +1 in DEX in exchang-
Darth GW7:
LOL
DM:
Grim
DM:
For fuck's sake
Darth GW7:
7, 18, 6
Streptovsky:
This is just sad
DM:
stop being so... what.
Darth GW7:
Grim is going to be very... situational.
DM:
keep going
Darth GW7:
At least you have an 18
* GRiM rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 1 + 4 + 4 + 2 = 11
Darth GW7:
That's more than we're likely to see
DM:
2 more to go
* GRiM rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 2 + 5 + 1 + 5 = 13
Streptovsky:
Finally he gets some luck
Darth GW7:
These are better
* GRiM rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 6 + 5 + 1 + 4 = 16
Darth GW7:
Brilliant
DM:
That works out fairly nicely actually
Darth GW7:
18, 15, 12, 10, 6, 7
Lampshade:
Yeh
DM:
Hm
GRiM:
wish i could have kept my 6's roll
Darth GW7:
You did?
GRiM:
that was epic
DM:
You did
GRiM:
yay
Streptovsky:
How come when I click on my memory usage bar in the bottom of maptools it goes down to 46 then climbs back up
Darth GW7:
That's actually pretty decent rolls
Lampshade:
It's stealthy
Streptovsky:
My turn
DM:
I have no idea strep
Darth GW7:
Two quite good ones
Darth GW7:
Two average
Darth GW7:
Two low
GRiM:
ok
Streptovsky:
Make 6 your charisma
Darth GW7:
yeah who gives a shit about charisma
DM:
mages
DM:
clerics
DM:
paladins
Streptovsky:
It'd just be goddamn hilarious he'd be an asshole or something lol
DM:
bards
Darth GW7:
(has 16 charisma on his other character)
DM:
:P
Streptovsky:
Or just a completely useless at social situations
Streptovsky:
"uhh... hi! Nice tits! Wanna fuck?"
Lampshade:
Haha
Darth GW7:
Hjort
Shanto:
Here
Shanto:
that works
Darth GW7:
Is strept going to be "That guy"?
GRiM:
ok. so i can choose what each of those numbers go into?
Lampshade:
Yes
Streptovsky:
Who is that guy
DM:
I dunno
Streptovsky:
I DON'T WANNA BE THAT GUY
DM:
He has potential yeah
Streptovsky:
WHO IS THAT GUY
Darth GW7:
Just... keep him away from the tieflings
DM:
But he doesn't seem to be too dickish at the moment
Streptovsky:
I wanna be a tiefling
DM:
You can be a tiefling dammit
Streptovsky:
can I be a tiefling necromancer
DM:
Yes
GRiM:
can you post my rolls again please DM?
DM:
Hang on
Streptovsky:
what're the tiefling stat thingies
DM:
18, 15, 12, 10, 7, 6
Darth GW7:
18,15, 12,10,7,6
GRiM:
ty
Darth GW7:
DAMNIT HJORT
Darth GW7:
What are you again grim?
Darth GW7:
Ranger?
Darth GW7:
>Xannan Hawkflight
Darth GW7:
>Hawkflight
Darth GW7:
ranger.
GRiM:
yeah
Streptovsky:
Is this a good reference website? http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/planetouched.htm
GRiM:
ok i saved my sheet again
GRiM:
those stats okay?
Darth GW7:
Link your sheets, guys?
DM:
that works yeah
Darth GW7:
I like having them bookmarked
GRiM:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340332
Lampshade:
good idea
GRiM:
good
GRiM:
i have all yours open
DM:
the rest, again?
Lampshade:
Mine is kinda lacking in the personality department
Lampshade:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340569
Streptovsky:
I can't find the racial attributes of a Tiefling.
DM:
hang on hang on
Streptovsky:
fuck nevermind got it
DM:
Wait no stop
Darth GW7:
Don't worry lamp
Darth GW7:
I haven't filled in my backstory at all yet
DM:
there's an updated version
Streptovsky:
+2 Dex, +2 Int, -2 Cha
DM:
There's more
DM:
dl Planar Handbook
Darth GW7:
Wait
DM:
that's like the 3rd book today
Streptovsky:
so many books
Darth GW7:
You guys are using the 4e character sheets?
DM:
...what
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
AUGH MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK
DM:
...
Streptovsky:
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF FUCK
Shanto:
I assume this will like
Shanto:
Smooth out
DM:
hm?
Streptovsky:
yeah sure
Streptovsky:
I guess
Streptovsky:
probably not
DM:
what'd you mean?
Streptovsky:
Can I be a viking tiefling?
Shanto:
Like when the game gets going
DM:
presumably
DM:
this is mostly just fucking around
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
bookmarked
Shanto:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340331
GRiM:
whats next on the rolling?
DM:
wait a minute or two
GRiM:
ok
DM:
Strep, you find the book?
Streptovsky:
Yeah dling it now
DM:
alright
DM:
we'll roll in your absense. Who's up?
Lampshade:
I can be next
DM:
alright
* Lampshade rolls: 4d6 => 16
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
doesn't work like that
Lampshade:
ty
DM:
nope
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 5 + 6 + 1 = 14
Lampshade:
Got it?
DM:
mhm
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 6 + 4 + 2 = 16
Streptovsky:
book says the same racial attributes that I listed already.
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 1 + 1 + 6 = 13
DM:
wait till rolling's done
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 6 + 1 + 5 = 17
Lampshade:
Nice
DM:
mhm
Lampshade:
How many were there?
DM:
3 more
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 7
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 4 + 4 + 1 = 15
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 6 + 5 + 2 = 17
DM:
16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 6
Lampshade:
PRetty good, right?
DM:
Mhm
DM:
Strep
DM:
You've got LA + 1
Streptovsky:
what
Streptovsky:
what's that
DM:
Level ADjustment
Streptovsky:
so I start at lvl2?
DM:
sort of
Streptovsky:
okay. should I go ahead and do my attribute rolls?
DM:
sure
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 5 + 5 + 4 = 20
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 5 + 2 + 5 = 13
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 6 + 1 + 2 = 14
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 2 + 1 + 4 = 11
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 8
DM:
1 more
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 4 + 1 + 6 = 16
DM:
alright
DM:
16, 15, 13
DM:
12, 10, 7
Streptovsky:
Tjat
DM:
Are you going Tiefling?
Streptovsky:
Yes
DM:
What class?
Streptovsky:
Mage
DM:
What type of Mage?
Streptovsky:
Dread necromancer
DM:
THey rely on charisma
DM:
you get a -2
Streptovsky:
I'll put charisma as my highest number
Streptovsky:
So it'll sitll be 14 which is not bad
Lampshade:
Shouldn't Strep get some more minus on charisma?
Streptovsky:
no
Lampshade:
Aww
Streptovsky:
If anyone should it's you. You're pregnant
DM:
that'd be metagaming. It's only his character we're dealing with
Streptovsky:
Pregnant women are bitches
Lampshade:
-.-
Streptovsky:
:3c
Streptovsky:
Love ya Lampshaade ~
Lampshade:
Oh shit
Streptovsky:
how do I whisper
Darth GW7:
Shall I roll now
DM:
.../w
Darth GW7:
Can I miss
Darth GW7:
Can I roll miss
DM:
what
Darth GW7:
I WANNA ROLL
Darth GW7:
can I?
DM:
Alright darth
* Darth GW7 rolls: 4d6 => 9
* Darth GW7 rolls: 4d6 => 17
* Darth GW7 rolls: 4d6 => 16
Darth GW7:
fff
Streptovsky:
Which is a better source for basic information? dandwiki.com or dungeons.wikia.com
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 2 + 5 + 2 + 6 + 6 + 5 = 26
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 1 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 6 + 3 = 17
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 6 + 5 + 6 + 1 + 1 + 3 = 22
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 3 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 4 = 15
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 2 + 5 + 2 + 4 + 1 + 2 = 16
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 5 + 1 + 4 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 22
DM:
stay away from the wiki
Streptovsky:
OH WOW
Streptovsky:
NICE
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
wtf
Lampshade:
6 dices
Darth GW7:
I FAIL AT THIS
DM:
stop typing
Lampshade:
so yeah
DM:
god damn darth
Streptovsky:
oh lol you fucked up
Darth GW7:
This is what I get for trying to rush it
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 2 + 4 + 4 + 2 = 12
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 1 + 1 + 4 + 5 = 11
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 5 + 6 + 5 + 4 = 20
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 1 + 6 + 5 + 4 = 16
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 6 + 5 + 6 + 2 = 19
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 10
GRiM:
thats 6 d6s
GRiM:
now thats 4
Streptovsky:
wow
Darth GW7:
10,10,16,15,17,8
Streptovsky:
darth
Darth GW7:
17 STR, 16 CON, 15 DEX?
Darth GW7:
Sounds good to me
Darth GW7:
Mind you
Darth GW7:
that would be 18 CON, 13 DEX
DM:
you get bonuses
Darth GW7:
Not bad
GRiM:
yeah i have a +4 mod to dex so i get 22 DEX
GRiM:

DM:
what
DM:
what race are you?>
GRiM:
human
Darth GW7:
You have a minus, though, right?
Darth GW7:
wait what
Darth GW7:
no
DM:
you get no bonuses then
Darth GW7:
humans don't get bonuses
GRiM:
they turned up on my sheet somehow
Darth GW7:
+4 is your mod
DM:
mhm
Darth GW7:
for having a high dex score
DM:
it's how much it affects your actions directly
Darth GW7:
It means you get +4 to all rolls that involve dexterity
GRiM:
oh
DM:
Shanto, you want to roll?
Shanto:
Yeah
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 2 + 4 + 3 = 14
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 5 + 3 + 2 = 14
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 4 + 4 + 3 = 15
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 10
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 4 + 3 + 3 = 14
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 6 + 4 + 1 = 13
DM:
12, 12, 12, 12, 11, 9
Shanto:
¬_¬
Darth GW7:
lot of 12s
Shanto:
Lotsa 12
Darth GW7:
It's alright
DM:
Thats
Shanto:
Average
DM:
Pretty bad actually
Darth GW7:
Let him re-roll a couple of the 12s
Darth GW7:
one or two
DM:
I'll give everyone one full reroll
DM:
If they want to use it
Darth GW7:
Do we have to use the new values?
DM:
...I'll be kind
DM:
no
Darth GW7:
So we might as well
GRiM:
ok.
Shanto:
Wouldn't it be better?
GRiM:
I'll reroll my 6
Shanto:
To make people use the reroll
Darth GW7:
It's a bit unfair
DM:
no
DM:
I'll be kind
Darth GW7:
what if you get 6 3s
DM:
For now
Darth GW7:
Well it's not unfair
Darth GW7:
It's just a bit of a risk
Shanto:
Okay
Shanto:
We'll
Shanto:
Well*
Shanto:
I'll reroll
Darth GW7:
I'll do mine quickly
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 3 + 4 + 5 + 5 = 17
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 2 + 5 + 5 + 5 = 17
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 1 + 1 + 2 + 5 = 9
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 1 + 4 + 5 + 1 = 11
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 9
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 4 + 1 + 1 + 3 = 9
Darth GW7:
huh
Darth GW7:
looks like I'll use my old ones
Darth GW7:
pff
DM:
mhm
* GRiM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 22
* GRiM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 4 + 2 + 5 = 17
* GRiM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 5 + 6 + 3 = 16
* GRiM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 4 + 2 + 3 = 11
* GRiM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 5 + 1 + 5 = 17
Darth GW7:
one more
* GRiM rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 5 + 4 + 6 = 21
Darth GW7:
Not bad
GRiM:
i'll use my new one maybe
Darth GW7:
18,15,14,9,16,17
Darth GW7:
Those are.. really good
Darth GW7:
I'd use your new ones
DM:
mhm
DM:
It helps
GRiM:
22,17, 11, 17, 21
DM:
that Grim's class has the most stats to care about out of all of yours
DM:
wait
DM:
no
DM:
Grim's a ranger
DM:
nm
GRiM:
using new stats
GRiM:
one sec
Streptovsky:
brb gonna go get a drink
DM:
grim what
DM:
drop the lowest
DM:
18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 9
GRiM:
oh
DM:
You're a ranger, aren't you? You can cast spells once you level up a bit
DM:
I think
DM:
Anyway, who's next?
Shanto:
Me
Shanto:
I need to re-roll
DM:
heh, alright
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 7
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 6 + 4 + 4 = 19
Darth GW7:
._.
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 1 + 4 + 4 = 13
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 12
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 1 + 2 + 3 = 7
Shanto:
lol
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 4 + 3 + 4 = 13
Darth GW7:
Shanto
Darth GW7:
man
Darth GW7:
learn to roll
Shanto:
I can't roll
Shanto:
=
Shanto:
*sadface(
Darth GW7:
:c
DM:
wow this is bad
Streptovsky:
once Shanto is done I'll go ahead and take my reroll
Darth GW7:
Hjort
Darth GW7:
Why don't we use his old rolls
Darth GW7:
And let him re-roll two of the 12s
DM:
alright
Streptovsky:
lol maybe we should have done 5d6 instead of 4d6
DM:
that works
DM:
ha, maybe
Darth GW7:
the 12s are good, they're just above average
Shanto:
Okay I'll re-roll two of the 12's
Darth GW7:
But you want something you're strong with
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 4 + 4 + 2 = 14
DM:
...
Shanto:
ROFL
Streptovsky:
another 12 haha
DM:
I'll let you reroll till they're above 12
Darth GW7:
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND 12S?!
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 5 + 6 + 5 = 18
Darth GW7:
YES
Darth GW7:
16
Darth GW7:
Finally
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 5 + 1 + 1 = 11
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 5 + 4 + 3 = 15
DM:
Since this is the first with 3.5 for most of you
Shanto:
There
Darth GW7:
LOL
Shanto:
Jesus
Streptovsky:
I need to restart maptools I'm lagging badly. BRB
DM:
that was 12
Darth GW7:
again
Streptovsky is disconnected.
DM:
k Strep
Darth GW7:
Damnit shanto
Darth GW7:
What are you, 12?!
Shanto:
...
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 3 + 1 + 2 = 8
Darth GW7:
LOL
Shanto:
I hate this
DM:
....
Shanto:
already
DM:
fuck this
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 10
* Shanto rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 6 + 6 + 4 = 20
GRiM:
ay
Darth GW7:
16
Darth GW7:
16, 16, 12, 12, 11, 9
Streptovsky has connected.
DM:
that looks better
Darth GW7:
Not too shabby
* Darth GW7 rolls: 1d6+1d6+1d6+1d6 => 3 + 3 + 3 + 4 = 13
Darth GW7:
pff
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 14
DM:
darth what
Streptovsky:
Still fucking lagging when I zoom in wtf
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 16
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 14
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 12
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 6
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 17
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 5
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 11
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 18
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 15
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 1
Lampshade:
Don't zoom in then
Darth GW7:
there
Darth GW7:
all set
DM:
right
DM:
SSSSSSSSSStreeeeeeepppp?
Streptovsky:
No Lamp I mean when I zoom in or out it lags while zooming
Streptovsky:
Oh yeah ok
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 1 + 5 + 1 = 10
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 6 + 1 + 6 = 14
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 1 + 3 + 4 = 10
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 2 + 4 + 5 = 14
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 9
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 4 + 1 + 1 = 8
Streptovsky:
WELL THAT DIDN'T FUCKING HELP
Darth GW7:
lollllll
DM:
Both you're rolls are awful
DM:
your
DM:
gaah
Streptovsky:
can I roll again
DM:
sure
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 5 + 2 + 1 = 11
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 = 7
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 3 + 3 + 5 = 13
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 3 + 6 + 1 = 14
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 = 14
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 6 + 3 + 6 = 18
DM:
then we do a Shanto
Streptovsky:
GOD DAMN IT
Darth GW7:
10,6,10,13,12,16
Darth GW7:
*15
Darth GW7:
10,6,10,13,12,15
Streptovsky:
That's worse than before
DM:
you have a 10 and a 12 in both
DM:
roll to replace
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 6 + 1 + 4 = 12
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 2 + 3 + 2 + 6 = 13
Streptovsky:
|:
DM:
KEEP GOING TILL ITS BETTER DAMMIT
Streptovsky:
Can I just reroll the whole thing one more time and if it isn't better just keep my first number set?
DM:
fine
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 5 + 4 + 1 = 13
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 5 + 2 + 1 = 9
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 1 + 4 + 1 = 7
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 4 + 4 + 6 = 19
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 4 + 4 + 6 + 2 = 16
* Streptovsky rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 3 + 4 + 3 + 6 = 16
Streptovsky:
I'll take that one
Streptovsky:
I can dump the low shit into strength and something else useless, like parenting
DM:
Technically that's worse, but whatever
Streptovsky:
oh it is
Streptovsky:
god fucking damn it
Streptovsky:
12, 8, 6, 15, 14, 13... wow fuck
DM:
Lamp, you want to reroll?
Lampshade:
Sure
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 3 + 1 + 1 = 10
Lampshade:
1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6
Lampshade:
whoops
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 1 + 4 + 3 = 9
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 6 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 10
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 6 + 4 + 5 = 20
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 1 + 6 + 2 + 1 = 10
* Lampshade rolls: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 => 5 + 5 + 5 + 3 = 18
Streptovsky:
Fuck you lampshade
Shanto:
We're all going to die in the first like
Shanto:
5 mins
Lampshade:
Wha?
Shanto:
of this game
Shanto:
With these rolls
Streptovsky:
We should have done 5d6
Lampshade:
You trip on a rock and die
Streptovsky:
but no one listens to me
Streptovsky:
"4d6 should be good" you all said
Streptovsky:
"4d6 is fine"
Lampshade:
Anyways, I like my old ones better
DM:
Fine
DM:
do you want to roll a 5d6 for this time strep
DM:
...
Streptovsky:
Only if everyone else gets to roll 5d6
DM:
I'm basically punching the keyboard at this point
DM:
ALRIGHT. DOES EVERYONE WANT TO TRY AND ROLL 5D6 OR WHAT?
Streptovsky:
:V
GRiM:
no
Lampshade:
I don't
DM:
OK
Streptovsky:
you guys are horrible people
GRiM:
i dont want anymore rerolls. >_>
DM:
LET ME WORK SOME SHIT OUT
Lampshade:
I'm fine with strep being completely useless
GRiM:
lol
GRiM:
same
GRiM:

Streptovsky:
I am going to rape you again
Lampshade:
With those stats?
Darth GW7:
Guys
Streptovsky:
and this time it will be a DEMON child
Lampshade:
Good luck
Darth GW7:
how does gahavanaxa kornari sound
Lampshade:
For what?
DM:
gavana what
Darth GW7:
my name
DM:
oh
DM:
alright
Darth GW7:
It means
Streptovsky:
queer
Lampshade:
Sure
Darth GW7:
determined heart
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
BEST I COULD COME UP WITH
Lampshade:
What languange?
Streptovsky:
It sounds queer
Darth GW7:
draconic
Lampshade:
Hey, mine is a experimental strategic bomber
Streptovsky:
wut
Darth GW7:
I'll keep looking
Lampshade:
I stole my name from a game
Darth GW7:
I found a website with a dragon vocab list
You have disconnected.
Lampshade has connected.
Streptovsky has connected.
GRiM has connected.
DM has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Darth GW7:
back now
Lampshade:
Good
DM:
hang on I'm unretarding Strep's character
GRiM:
ok. character building continuing shortly
Lampshade:
What?
Lampshade:
Unretarding?
DM:
Making it not retarded
Lampshade:
Doesn't sound possible tbh
DM:
Hush
Darth GW7:
How does nurpokal sound?
Darth GW7:
:v
Lampshade:
What does it mean?
Darth GW7:
I suck at names
Darth GW7:
Unstoppable
Darth GW7:
I have high STR and CON so...
Lampshade:
Sure
DM:
wait
DM:
link to this dragon thing?
Darth GW7:
http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/
DM:
oh it's actually made for D&D
Shanto:
tisvelkilti xiekiv rinov
Darth GW7:
Yeah
Shanto:
Is your name
Darth GW7:
fuck you
Darth GW7:

Lampshade:
What does it mean?
Darth GW7:
worst person ever
Lampshade:
Hahaha
Lampshade:
Wouldn't that make a good backstory?
Darth GW7:
What about Korshim?
Darth GW7:
I like that
Darth GW7:
It means "Machine"
Darth GW7:
Which is actually nice and ambiguous
DM:
wait
DM:
korshim persvek ithquent
DM:
Dues Ex Machina
Lampshade:
Ooh
Lampshade:
That's a good one
Shanto:
Dues?
Darth GW7:
machine in god?
DM:
Deus
Lampshade:
God in a machine I think
Shanto:
Oh
Darth GW7:
he needs to reverse the nouns
DM:
technically, since it comes from latin
DM:
no
Lampshade:
Besides, it's a trope
Darth GW7:
ithquent persvek korshim
Darth GW7:
God in machine
Darth GW7:
or
Darth GW7:
ithquent de korshim
Darth GW7:
God from machine
DM:
wait
DM:
nm
Darth GW7:
or ithquent ekik de korshim
Streptovsky:
So much effort put into a fucking name
Lampshade:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina
Darth GW7:
God out from machine
Darth GW7:
Strept
Darth GW7:
Have you seen the example character's name?
Streptovsky:
my guy is named Bjorn Yngvar
Darth GW7:
Vythjhank ux Maekrix tibur Gunnloda Holderhek
Lampshade:
Umm
Lampshade:
What
Streptovsky:
It took me 2 minutes on Google to figure out a good Nordic name
Lampshade:
Why not Olaf the Strong?
Darth GW7:
Something platinum leader born as Gunnloda Holderhek
Streptovsky:
because my strength is 7
Darth GW7:
But I won't have the tibur whatever bit
Lampshade:
Olaf the Weak?

Xannan Hawkflight:
Dragon-boy's name sounds like a bag of weapons falling down a chasm
Streptovsky:
haha
Lampshade:
Nice one
DM:
Darth, do you get common as a starting language?
Shanto:
What about
Shanto:
Kilgharrah
Darth GW7:
Yeah
Shanto:
As a name
Darth GW7:
I was born human, remember?
Darth GW7:
I keep the old languages
DM:
hm
Streptovsky:
You're now named "Cockmunch" congratulations
Darth GW7:
z'ar achiusk korshim
Darth GW7:
New emerald machine
Darth GW7:
I like it
DM:
Sounds like a prog album
DM:
I say go for it
Darth GW7:
korshim sounds like they recorded themselves saying "machine" then reversed it
GRiM:
lol
Streptovsky:
mihsrok
Darth GW7:
Z'ar Kor for short
Darth GW7:
:3
Darth GW7:
if you like anyway

Bjorn Yngvar:
I call dragon boy "complicated"

Z'ar Kor:
hofibavi vrak.
Lampshade:
Maybe I should find a new token
Lampshade:
sec
GRiM:
so whose controlling ethnos?
Shanto:
Me
GRiM:
ah
GRiM:
thats better

Z'ar Kor:
Si hefoc vriskeh
Shanto:
How do you speak in character?
DM:
shut wer uoinota svern jiakali
GRiM:
impersonate
DM:
click your token, then impersonate
Shanto:
Ah right
Lampshade:
Like this?
Lampshade:
oh

Ahwassa:
ah

Ahwassa:
here
Darth GW7:
Si nafl hefoc vriskeh!

Z'ar Kor:
Si nafl hefoc vriskeh

Bjorn Yngvar:
Bjorn tired of waiting. Can we get show on road

Z'ar Kor:
Bargon waachi cox paa, solo. hoohoohoohoohoo
DM:
Darth, we know you like cock
DM:
shut up

Bjorn Yngvar:
Bjorn would not trust dragon man around man rod. Likely to bite off.

Z'ar Kor:
rrerr
Lampshade:
I read an interesting concept for DnD games
Lampshade:
Called the Peasant Cannon
DM:
ah
DM:
I've read better
Darth GW7:
We need to roll for HP
DM:
called the locate town nuke
Lampshade:
I know that one too

Bjorn Yngvar:
Bjorn wishes to try concept of "Locate City Nuke"
DM:
you don't roll for hp at level 1
Darth GW7:
We don't?
Darth GW7:
How does it work then
GRiM:
why not?
Lampshade:
Then there was the kobold guy who could become more powerful than a god at level one
Streptovsky:
What is our HP
DM:
Bjorn would go well with it, actually, considering it can be used to make an army of wights
Streptovsky:
Who what now?
DM:
you take the max hp for your hit dice and add your Con modifier
DM:
can everyone fill their stats in on their sheets?
Darth GW7:
14
Darth GW7:
:3
Darth GW7:
I have 14 HP
GRiM:
hit dice?
Lampshade:
So what stats should I stack as a cleric?
DM:
it should be near your page in the PH
DM:
clerics are wisdom, then charisma
DM:
then strength and con if you're conna be near the front lines
Lampshade:
All right
GRiM:
hit dice is empty for me
DM:
Wis>Cha>Con>Str>Int>Dex
DM:
...
Streptovsky:
I filled my stats in already
Streptovsky:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340488
Darth GW7:
Check your skill points as well guys
DM:
we'll get to skills
DM:
Grim, your hit dice is 8
GRiM:
whats that determined by?
DM:
its under Game Information for rangers
Darth GW7:
btw guys
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
one of the fighter skills is handle animal
Darth GW7:
I can handle animals
DM:
so can rangers
Lampshade:
Sounds kinky
Darth GW7:
Do the animals handle you back?
DM:
...if you want
Darth GW7:
Hey grim
Lampshade:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340569
Darth GW7:
I'll handle you if you handle me
Lampshade:
My filled out character sheet
GRiM:
so my hit dice is 8, and my con is 17. so my hp is 25?
DM:
noo
DM:
add yor Con mod, not your Con itself
DM:
the +3 next to it
GRiM:
ok
DM:
Everyone understand their HP?
GRiM:
what about non lethal damage?
Shanto:
So my dice is 6 and my con bonus is 0
Shanto:
So I have 6 hp?
Darth GW7:
sucks to be you
DM:
yes
Shanto:
Sweet
Lampshade:
Mine is 10
Shanto:
Squishy monk ftw
Streptovsky:
Like Bjorn said

Bjorn Yngvar:
LAMPSHADE SOFT AND SQUISHY
DM:
Bjorn has 12 Int
DM:
He's smarter than your average human
Lampshade:
So that's not in properly roleplaying then?

Bjorn Yngvar:
BJORN TALK LIKE THIS BECAUSE THAT HOW BJORN TALK
Lampshade:
not properly*

Bjorn Yngvar:
Bjorn is proud warrior, also Bjorn making people think he stupider than is.
DM:
If everyone could put their health on the sheet, that'd be great

Bjorn Yngvar:
If people think Bjorn stupid, people underestimate Bjorn.

Ahwassa:
Just shut up Bjorn.

Bjorn Yngvar:
FUCK YOU

Xannan Hawkflight:
thats quite enough bjorn

Bjorn Yngvar:
Your face quite enough but Bjorn not complain
GRiM:
my hp is on sheet
Lampshade:
So is mine
Streptovsky:
how do I determine my HP
Shanto:
See the die you roll
Lampshade:
hit dice + con bonus
Lampshade:
right?
Shanto:
To hit things

Z'ar Kor:
Quiet, hofibavi vrak.
GRiM:
con mod + hit dice
Shanto:
The number of that
Shanto:
Plus your bonus con
Streptovsky:
hit dice? what?
Streptovsky:
is that a d10 or a d20 or what
Lampshade:
In the book you have
Lampshade:
About your class
DM:
in heroes of horror
Streptovsky:
oh
Lampshade:
There's the hit dice
DM:
yours is a d6 I think
DM:
so 8 hp
DM:
hey Shanto
DM:
the mage is less squishy than you are
Streptovsky:
yeah d6
Shanto:
Fuck yeah
Shanto:
Melee squish
Shanto:
OP ofc
Lampshade:
So I'm the tankiest along with Darth?
Streptovsky:
Updated my sheet with HP
DM:
It depends
DM:
Grim, what type of ranger are you aiming for?
Lampshade:
Oh right, armor and stuff
DM:
Bow or two handed fighting?
Streptovsky:
When I become a lich my hit dice becomes a d12
DM:
but you lose all Con bonus
GRiM:
bow
Streptovsky:
12 > 8
Lampshade:
Yeah, and you'll become a lich in no time
Streptovsky:
my AC is 13 that's pretty good right?
Streptovsky:
for a cloth wearer anyway
DM:
You know, Clerics can become liches too
Lampshade:
Muahahaha
Darth GW7:
Hjort
Streptovsky:
Lampshade we gonna be lichbros?
DM:
mhm?
Darth GW7:
I gave myself Rank 3 in Climb and Intimidate, and 2 in Ride
Darth GW7:
I don't have an INT modifier so I have 8 skill points
Lampshade:
Let's race who gets to be the first lich!
DM:
alright
Streptovsky:
Probably me, as a Dread Necromaner I automatically become a Lich at 20th level
Lampshade:
Not if we kill you first
Streptovsky:
If you do that you won't have an army of undead to help you
Lampshade:
They're all useless anyway
Streptovsky:
You're metagaming
DM:
You can become a sort-of lich at level 5 or so as well
Darth GW7:
guys
Darth GW7:
Page 14 of the PH
DM:
mhm?
Darth GW7:
aww yeah
Streptovsky:
I get luch body dr2 at level 2
Lampshade:
lol
Streptovsky:
*lich
Lampshade:
You dirty dirty bastard
Darth GW7:
13 rather
Darth GW7:
>.>
Darth GW7:
or 14
Darth GW7:
I dunno
DM:
oh
DM:
Darth
Streptovsky:
I want to play...
DM:
Dragonborn are aesexual.
Lampshade:
Anyways, I worship Kord, the god of Strength
Darth GW7:
SHUT UP
Streptovsky:
who are you telling to shut up darth
Darth GW7:
hjort
Lampshade:
Hopefully you
Lampshade:
Damn
Streptovsky:
Fuck you lampshade
DM:
Right, Skill Points?
Darth GW7:
Done already
Lampshade:
Right
DM:
shush
Lampshade:
How do I do that?
Darth GW7:
top of the class for me
DM:
In your class section it should tell you how many points you get per level
GRiM:
my skills are already fine right?
Lampshade:
2+ int modifier times 4
Streptovsky:
2 + Int Mod per level
GRiM:
I based them on an existing ranger example
DM:
they should be then, yeah
Darth GW7:
Strept that's how many you gain
Darth GW7:
per level
Streptovsky:
oh
Darth GW7:
At level 1 you get (2+Int mod)x4
Darth GW7:
skill points
Lampshade:
So I get 12
DM:
wait
Streptovsky:
there's nothing here about skill points besides what I get per level
DM:
its the same for clerics
Lampshade:
Yeah
Streptovsky:
in the hoh book
DM:
you always get *4 at level 1
DM:
you get 12 Strep
Lampshade:
But where do we put them then?
DM:
+4 extra fpr human
Shanto:
So I get (4+Int Mod) x4
Streptovsky:
ok 12 cool
DM:
yes
Shanto:
So I get 20?
DM:
SHanto, you're a half elf
Shanto:
Int mod is 1
Streptovsky:
wait do I get 12 + 4? Or is it 12 after the + 4
DM:
yes
DM:
12 + 4
Streptovsky:
16. cool
DM:
for you and the cleric
Lampshade:
16 yeah
DM:
I like that
DM:
You guys are basically good/evil twins
Lampshade:
Heh
Streptovsky:
I don't really know what I'm doing in the skill portion of this sheet
Shanto:
I am half elf
Lampshade:
Yeah, me neither
DM:
I'll help out in a second
DM:
Grim
Lampshade:
Okay
Shanto:
Although I have no idea what that means other than the fact that I'm half elf
GRiM:
yes?
DM:
It means... stuff
DM:
Grim , right
Lampshade:
look it up from the players handbook
DM:
Wait
DM:
You get 6 + Int mod * 4 + another 4
GRiM:
so that means?
DM:
don't take the starting package's skills, yours are differenty
GRiM:
more, less?
DM:
You get 36 skill point
Lampshade:
I wonder if maptools works in 3d
Lampshade:
I wanna use my 3d glasses
DM:
Now, can everyone go to the bit under Game Information in their class section?
Lampshade:
Game rule information?
DM:
Class Skills, rather
DM:
Just below that, Lampshade
Lampshade:
Ah, there
GRiM:
foun it
DM:
Strep, yours is just below your table
Lampshade:
Technically it's right next to it
Streptovsky:
i know
DM:
Hehehe shush
DM:
Those are your class skills. You can advance in them with no penalty - one skill point per point invested in the skill
DM:
You can take non class skills, but at double the cost
Lampshade:
I'm guessing we should take only class skills at level one
DM:
The stat next to it is the one that effects its performance
DM:
Here's a hint - someone with decent stats will want to take Knowledges (Arcana and Religion).
DM:
How many skill points do you all have?
Darth GW7:
8
Lampshade:
16
Streptovsky:
16
Shanto:
20 (although you said I was a half elf, so I get bonuses I think)
GRiM:
36 appearently
GRiM:
i cant tell from my sheet
Lampshade:
Wha
Darth GW7:
Do we all have 1 HD btw?
Darth GW7:
Or am I 10
Lampshade:
HD?
Darth GW7:
Hit dice
DM:
1hd
DM:
hang on brb
DM:
back
DM:
go spend your skill points
Lampshade:
Hmm
DM:
feel free to compare to get the best party mix
Lampshade:
Pretty hard when you have no idea how different skills work
Darth GW7:
I have intimidate, climb and ride
Streptovsky:
I don't know what any of these fucking skills do
Lampshade:
But I'll take something that soudns good
Shanto:
I think
Lampshade:
sounds
Shanto:
I fucked my HP
Shanto:
I think it's supposed to be 8
Shanto:
My hit die is 8
Streptovsky:
what's the highest I can go on these? 5 or do I have to sotp at 3
Streptovsky:
*stop
Shanto:
and I have no con bonus
DM:
wait
DM:
you can get to your level + 3 in any class skill
DM:
half that in cross class
Streptovsky:
So 4
Streptovsky:
And if I buy level 4 from the get go it costs 4 points right
Streptovsky:
but if I say bought level 2 then later bought level 4 it'd cost 6?
DM:
mhm
DM:
no
DM:
it advances in a linear fashion
Streptovsky:
ok
Streptovsky:
so always 4
Streptovsky:
no matter what
Streptovsky:
ok
DM:
no
Streptovsky:
goddamnit
DM:
it'll cost 4 overall
DM:
but if you have 2 points in it
Streptovsky:
that's what I just said
DM:
itll only take 2 more
Lampshade:
What are "All Knowledge (int) skills"?
Streptovsky:
that's what I said
DM:
You're proficient with all knowledge skills Lamp
DM:
ah, alright
Lampshade:
Oh, so I better take that
DM:
no
DM:
you need to take each knowledge skill seperately
Lampshade:
Aww
Streptovsky:
which of these is knowledge (arcana)?
Streptovsky:
Knowledge 1, 2, 3, or 4
DM:
they're user defined
Streptovsky:
oh
Darth GW7:
HJORT
Darth GW7:
I can get wings
Darth GW7:

DM:
the most important ones will be Arcana, Religion and Dungeoneering
Darth GW7:
As a feat
DM:
what
DM:
awesome
Darth GW7:
It's in the dragon guide
Darth GW7:
extra feats
Streptovsky:
Is it a good idea to have 4 level 4 skills or should I spread it out a bit more
Lampshade:
Don't have dungeoneering available
Darth GW7:
Did not notice before
DM:
you should
GRiM:
darth can you look at my skills and tell me if they are ok?
Darth GW7:
I have to get it level 1
Darth GW7:
So
Darth GW7:
There I go
Lampshade:
Isn't in the list
Darth GW7:
It's in another book
DM:
its not
Streptovsky:
If a skill isn't in my class skill list it costs me twice as much to progress it right?
Lampshade:
oh
DM:
yes, strep
Darth GW7:
brb
Streptovsky:
ok
Shanto:
Idk what I'm doing with skills
Shanto:
On this sheet
Streptovsky:
I have lvl4 in Bluff, Intimidate, Spellcasting, and Arcane Knowledge
Streptovsky:
Should I spread it out some more or is that good
DM:
sounds good
Streptovsky:
ok
Streptovsky:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340488
Streptovsky:
updated
DM:
Lamp, what knowledges do you have available?
Lampshade:
So what is dungeoneering anyway?
Lampshade:
Let's see
Lampshade:
history arcana religion planes
DM:
most of the knowledge skills are used to identify monsters. Arcana and religion do more than that
DM:
what skills are you thinking of?
Lampshade:
And if I go knowledge domain, all of them
Lampshade:
Well
DM:
ooooh
DM:
domains
DM:
that's right
GRiM:
how many skill points do i have DM?
Lampshade:
I was thinking
DM:
36
GRiM:
dayum
DM:
Thinking?
Lampshade:
2 diplomacy, 2 arcana, 2 religion 4 heal and 2 for something
DM:
Necro-boy's already got arcana covered
DM:
put it into planes instead
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
okay
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
updated
Lampshade:
what other knowledges are there?
GRiM:
how's my skills?
Shanto:
So what part of skills do I edit?
DM:
You get an extra 4 points as a human, Lamp
Streptovsky:
I'm gonna intimidate the shit out of NPCs
Shanto:
The rank?
Lampshade:
oh right forgot tnat
Shanto:
Skill mod?
Lampshade:
that*
DM:
no, Rank
Lampshade:
so I got 6 for random stuff
DM:
or to boost the other skills more
DM:
other knowledge skills? um
DM:
page 78 of the PH
GRiM:
i'm stealthy and listeny guy
Streptovsky:
I have to leave in 5 hours.
GRiM:
incase trouble is out of your earshots
Lampshade:
So anyone got dungeoneering covered?
DM:
Grim, the max rank is 4
GRiM:
oh
Lampshade:
Guess I'll take that then
Shanto:
Er
Streptovsky:
we've been making characters for 2 and a half hours _>
Shanto:
Take a look
DM:
waitwaitwait
Shanto:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340331
GRiM:
i got dungeoneering
Lampshade:
oh
DM:
Shanto
DM:
are they all class skills, or are some cross?
Lampshade:
I shall take geography just for fun
Shanto:
Class
GRiM:
ok
Lampshade:
Spellcraft useful for anything?
GRiM:
skills are done
DM:
for a magic user? yes
Lampshade:
One point there then
Shanto:
Should I add my misc mods?
DM:
do you have any?
Shanto:
Yeah I think
DM:
yeah you do, as a half elf
DM:
sure
DM:
they'll be listed under your race
Streptovsky:
can we play now
DM:
no
Streptovsky:
why
DM:
did I not mention character creation would take a whole session
DM:
it always does
Streptovsky:
):
GRiM:
exactly
DM:
especially with new players
GRiM:
still, we are almost done
DM:
is that everyone's skills done?
GRiM:
yup
Streptovsky:
yup
GRiM:
check em if u want
Lampshade:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340569
Lampshade:
Here's mine
Shanto:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340331
GRiM:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340332
DM:
I have everyone's sheets
Lampshade:
oh right
DM:
Feats now
GRiM:
mine are chosen
DM:
really? awesome
DM:
there should be a huge list at like chapter 5 of the PH
DM:
give it a read through, and, humans choose 2
Lampshade:
Looking at it
Shanto:
I've done mine
Lampshade:
Ooh, craft wondrous items sounds fancy
DM:
can you take that at level 1?
GRiM:
humans choose 2?
Lampshade:
no
DM:
humans get an extra 1
GRiM:
i have 3
Darth GW7:
Oh wait
Darth GW7:
Hmm
DM:
rangers get an extra one too
GRiM:
ok
DM:
so do fighters
DM:
but
Darth GW7:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
I didn't choose a fighter feat
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
I'll have to change one
Darth GW7:
And it's going to be the non-dragon one
Streptovsky:
Can I take Bane Magic against humans
DM:
it has to be from a certain selection too
DM:
I dunno, let me see
Streptovsky:
Just says it's again a specific race. Doesn't say anything about limiations
Streptovsky:
*limitations
DM:
you could choose humans
DM:
if you wanted
Streptovsky:
would that give me a bonus to burning orphans
DM:
orphans only have about 4hp anyway
Streptovsky:
oh
DM:
go with something more useful
Streptovsky:
still looking
DM:
or choose a more useful target
Streptovsky:
a lot of these have prerequisites that I don't understand
DM:
like?
Lampshade:
Is Investigator any good?
Streptovsky:
Spontaneous caster, mild depravity
You have disconnected.
Lampshade has connected.
Streptovsky has connected.
GRiM has connected.
DM has connected.
Shanto has connected.
DM:
Shanto
DM:
you get either Improved Grapple or
DM:
Stunning Fist
Darth GW7:
I have to go for dinner, be back in a bit
DM:
k
Shanto:
Got it
Shanto:
Improved grapple it is
Streptovsky:
oh these deformity feats look neat
DM:
you also get Improved Unarmed Strike
DM:
Strep...?
Streptovsky:
Deformity of the skin and deformity of the teeth to get natural armor and a bite attack
Streptovsky:
Do you have the HoH handbook, Hjorn?
DM:
will you be in close combat much
DM:
yeah I do
Streptovsky:
Page 121, bottom
DM:
I see it
Streptovsky:
Vile feats, deformity
Streptovsky:
what's blindsense
DM:
let's you 'see' without being able to see
Streptovsky:
I think I want to take Willing Deformity and Deformity (Skin)
DM:
alright
Streptovsky:
Get a +3 Intimidate check and +1 Natural Armor
Streptovsky:
That's good right?
DM:
Yerp
Streptovsky:
Or
Lampshade:
I was thinking of Quicken Spell and Maximize Spell
Streptovsky:
what would be better
Streptovsky:
Deformity Skin or Deformity Teeth
Streptovsky:
Skin gives +1 NA but Teeth gives a total of +4 Intimidate and a bite attack
DM:
Teeth if you're in close combat
DM:
That's the only time they'd be useful
Streptovsky:
oh that would be a terrible feat it's 1d4 + str mod
Streptovsky:
my std mod is -2
Streptovsky:
STR
Streptovsky:
fuck
Streptovsky:
not std
Lampshade:
haha
Shanto:
std mod
Streptovsky:
welp.. lampshade...
Streptovsky:
you might wanna get checked
Lampshade:
Oh shit
DM:
...
Streptovsky:
I'm going to take Willing Deformity and Skin Deformity
DM:
Strep hold on a second
Streptovsky:
huh?
DM:
hold on, I remember something
DM:
let me look it up
Streptovsky:
ok
DM:
dl Libris Mortis, btw
Streptovsky:
nggg
Streptovsky:
why would you buy handbooks if you can download them
DM:
heh
Lampshade:
Because piracy is WROOOONG
Lampshade:
Or so they say
Streptovsky:
LOL
Streptovsky:
$40 for a fucking book is ridiculous
Lampshade:
Tru dat
Lampshade:
brb
DM:
k
GRiM:
what about current xp
DM:
0
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
next level?
Streptovsky:
hjort what were you talking about when you told me to hold up you remembered something
DM:
mhm
GRiM:
what armor type is a chain shirt?
Streptovsky:
It's +4 IIRC
GRiM:
not condition
GRiM:
type
Streptovsky:
oh
Streptovsky:
chain? :V
GRiM:
light , medium
Streptovsky:
I think it's light.
GRiM:
etc
DM:
Medium
DM:
Oh chain shirt?
Streptovsky:
I thought light was padded, leather, studded, chain shirt.
DM:
light
GRiM:
roger
Streptovsky:
Yeah I was right woo
DM:
Chainmail is medium
GRiM:
or
GRiM:
oh
GRiM:
nonlethal damage?
GRiM:
what do i put there?
DM:
0
GRiM:
and damage reduction?
DM:
I don't think a human ranger has any
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
just gotta work out the weight of all my inventory
Lampshade:
I'm back
Lampshade:
Miss anything?
DM:
nope
Streptovsky:
It's twins
DM:
Lamp
DM:
Download Complete Divine
Lampshade:
All right
Lampshade:
What's it about?
DM:
Divine casters
DM:
like, y'know, clerics
Lampshade:
Ahh
Lampshade:
Wait
Lampshade:
There's a whole goddamn book about them?
DM:
mhm
DM:
it's about clerics, druids, paladins, blackguards, etc.
Streptovsky:
I have a whole book about necromancers
DM:
2 technically
Lampshade:
How many DnD books are there all together?
Streptovsky:
:V
DM:
a million or so
Streptovsky:
You don't want to know
DM:
I've got more than a hundred on my computer just now, for 3.5 alone
Lampshade:
And I bet someone has them ALL
Lampshade:
Physical copies that is
DM:
another 100 for 2e and like 30 for 4
Streptovsky:
Yeah the warehouse
DM:
yeah, someone will
Streptovsky:
Hey guys how does every racist joke start?
Streptovsky:
By looking to see if there are any black people in the room.
Lampshade:
What if it's a joke about the Japanese?
GRiM:
can we roll starting gold
GRiM:
to get it out the way?
Streptovsky:
Then it isn't racist
DM:
sure sure fine
Lampshade:
That's racist
Streptovsky:
I say we roll 5d20 for starting gold
* GRiM rolls: 6d4*10 => 12 * 10 = 120
DM:
why
Streptovsky:
YOUR FACE IS RACIST
Lampshade:
It's in the manuals
Lampshade:
for each class
DM:
Lamp?
Lampshade:
Yeh?
DM:
roll
Lampshade:
how much?
GRiM:
what class are oyu??
Lampshade:
ah, 1d4
DM:
no
Streptovsky:
I don't see anything about starting gold in my dread necromancer thing
DM:
stop
DM:
I'll get to you in a minute strep
GRiM:
player handbook pg 111
Lampshade:
?
DM:
cleric is 5d4 * 10
Lampshade:
oh there
* Lampshade rolls: 4d+4d+4d+4d+4d => 4
Lampshade:
wait
Lampshade:
how did it work
DM:
what
Lampshade:
I forgot how rolls work
DM:
like this /r 5d4 * 10
Lampshade:
oh
* Lampshade rolls: 5d4 * 10 => 14 * 10 = 140
DM:
140 nice
Lampshade:
I remember trying that but it didn't work
Shanto:
Mine is just
Lampshade:
guess I remember wrong
Shanto:
5d4
DM:
mhm
* Shanto rolls: 5d4 => 13
Shanto:
All the gold
DM:
what do you need to buy, anyway?
DM:
a robe and a stick
DM:
:P
Shanto:
I WANT A HIGH QUALITY STICK
Shanto:
DAMMIT
DM:
MADE OF FINEST BIRCH
DM:
GOOD MERCHANT, I DEMAND YOUR FINEST STICKS
Shanto:
I got 99 problems but a birch ain't one
GRiM:
merchant steps out and drops pants
GRiM:
"here's my finest stick"
Lampshade:
haha
DM:
too small, it has to be two handed
DM:
sorry Grim
Lampshade:
What if the shopkeeper is black?
DM:
ah
DM:
have you checked for black people in the room yet?
* Bjorn Yngvar rips the cock off of a black merchant
Lampshade:
Yeah

Bjorn Yngvar:
I found my staff
Shanto:
I'm black don't get racist

Ahwassa:
Go away Bjorn

Bjorn Yngvar:
No suck my staff
Lampshade:
Can I start with a greatsword?
DM:
um.
Lampshade:
or can clerics even use those
Streptovsky:
Shanto how is saying you have a massive cock racist
DM:
I um
Streptovsky:
You should be flattered
DM:
Hang on Lamp
Shanto:
Sterotyping =
DM:
well get to that
DM:
Strep
Streptovsky:
But that's a GOOD stereotype
Streptovsky:
Everyone wants big dicks
DM:
Since you're class is functionally closest to a bard, roll 4d4 * 10
* Streptovsky rolls: 4d4 * 10 => 13 * 10 = 130
DM:
ok
Streptovsky:
What languages can I speak besides common
DM:
sould be in your class section
GRiM:
its in race usally
Streptovsky:
so humans just speak common right
DM:
yes
Streptovsky:
k
DM:
plus as many extra as your int modifier
Streptovsky:
do undead have their own language
Shanto:
As an elf it said
Lampshade:
Can I decide that languane after we realize we need it?
Shanto:
I can speak anything I want
Lampshade:
languange*
DM:
strep, no
Shanto:
Except secret ones
Streptovsky:
I'm just doing my languages while I wait for everyone else to do gold
DM:
lamp, no
Lampshade:
Damn
DM:
Half Elfs get Common and Elven plus whatever
Streptovsky:
Wait you said I get 1 more language per int bonus right?
DM:
yes
Shanto:
Should I take any languages I can?
Streptovsky:
is Nordic a language
Lampshade:
No
GRiM:
brb
DM:
no
Streptovsky:
Fuck
Streptovsky:
Dwarf it is then
DM:
hang on hang on
DM:
where's the list?
Streptovsky:
Dwarven is a language I'm gonna speka that
Streptovsky:
*speak
DM:
Lamp
DM:
as a cleric you get to choose two domains
Lampshade:
?
Lampshade:
Ohh
DM:
I think they have to fall under the sphere of your deity
Lampshade:
oh right those
DM:
Now is as good a time as any to move away from Kord if you want, or choose two of his
Streptovsky:
I worship Urgathoa!
Lampshade:
Chaos and Luck
DM:
Who the fuck is Urgathoa
DM:
Alright, you get bonuses for that Lamp
Lampshade:
To what exactly?
DM:
You get extra spells
Lampshade:
aah
DM:
And extra fancy abilities
DM:
You might wanna look through the section on domains in the PH before deciding. Its right before spells
Lampshade:
checking it out
Shanto:
What if I want my character to not believe in a god?
Shanto:
Not Athiest but Agnostic?
DM:
Perfectly possible.
Lampshade:
Then you get lighting bolt to the face
DM:
How will you go about it?
Streptovsky:
Urgathoa - Neutral Evil - Goddess of Gluttony, Disease, Undeath - Domains: Death, Evil, Magic, Strength, War - Favoured WEapon: Scythe
DM:
Hm
Shanto:
Well imo I think if he was brought up to believe in a specific god
GRiM:
back
Shanto:
He'd get the bonuses
Streptovsky:
I think it's from Pathfinder Chronicles though...
Shanto:
Maybe
Shanto:
=f
GRiM:
i chose god already
Streptovsky:
Can I still use it?
DM:
which God?
Shanto:
But if he didn't fully beleive
GRiM:
Omad-Hai
DM:
I think that makes sense for a ranger
DM:
Strep
DM:
Since you're CE
DM:
you can either worship a god or a demon lord
Lampshade:
Oh man, luck domain seems to have a good thing going for it
Streptovsky:
which is better
DM:
no real mechanical difference
Shanto:
The Lawful Neutral god
Streptovsky:
Can I worship the goddess Urgathoa from Pathfinder?
DM:
Sure
Streptovsky:
That then
GRiM:
so can we pray to our deity in a battle for buffs? XD
DM:
no
Streptovsky:
Do I get to choose any domains or is that a cleric only thing
DM:
cleric only
Streptovsky:
k
Streptovsky:
do I get bonuses for using my god's favoured weapon?
DM:
I don't think so
DM:
divine characters only
DM:
again
GRiM:
whats the range of a melee weapon like a medium longsword?
GRiM:
3ft?
DM:
5ft
DM:
1 square
GRiM:
ok
Lampshade:
Did you find out can clerics use greatswords?
DM:
I've been sidetracked
Shanto:
So are there benifits from worshiping a god?
Lampshade:
heh
DM:
Lamp, you can't use a greatsword
Lampshade:
Damn
DM:
Not with Kord as a deity
Streptovsky:
Can I use a scythe?
Lampshade:
But kord likes greatswords
DM:
um
DM:
But you don't have the war domain
DM:
:(
Lampshade:
Damn
Lampshade:
Meh, sticking with Kord anyway
DM:
alright
DM:
your other domain?
Lampshade:
Luck and Chaos
Lampshade:
still
DM:
alright
DM:
write them on your sheet, somewhere
Lampshade:
Feats?
DM:
if there;s nowhere else
Lampshade:
Cant see any at least
DM:
No, that looks right
DM:
right, Grim
DM:
Grim?
GRiM:
yeah?
DM:
your class features
DM:
choose a favoured enemy
Darth GW7:
back now
GRiM:
damn i had that open
DM:
hey
Lampshade:
What kind of campaign are we playing?
DM:
BTW
Darth GW7:
I miss much?
DM:
good question
DM:
just character stuff
DM:
Since we're using Gods from multiple different existences at once
DM:
That means I'm thinking of another Planescape campaign
DM whispers: that all right with you?
Lampshade:
Multidimensional stuff?
You whisper to DM: Absolutely :3
Shanto:
What is the range of a quarterstaff?
DM:
Mhm
DM:
er
GRiM:
10ft
You whisper to DM: Would be nice to go somewhere else if possible though
GRiM:
cant attack in 5ft radius
DM whispers: alright
GRiM:
i think
Shanto:
That's touching distance though is it not?
GRiM:
yes
Shanto:
grapple all da
Shanto:
y
DM:
clever build
* Darth GW7 rolls: 6d4*10 => 17 * 10 = 170
DM:
has everyone, but darth, gotten their equipment done?
Lampshade:
oh right that
Shanto:
Yeah
GRiM:
im working on mine
* Streptovsky falls asleep
DM:
poor strep
GRiM:
not sure i have the attack bonus and damage noted correctly
DM:
someone kick him
Streptovsky:
screw you
DM:
we'll see
Streptovsky:
I've had my equipment done since I made the sheet last night
* Darth GW7 rolls: 170-15 => 170 - 15 = 155
DM:
What
Darth GW7:
maths
DM:
oh
DM:
fuck
DM:
Grim
GRiM:
what?
Darth GW7:
I get a +5 bonus to my attack rolls :3
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
Does proficiency give you +1?
DM:
what
DM:
um
DM:
hang on, with grim
* Darth GW7 rolls: 155-50 => 155 - 50 = 105
Lampshade:
Tower Shield any good?
Darth GW7:
Wait what
DM:
Can you use one>?
Darth GW7:
What class are you
Lampshade:
Where can I see exactly what I can use?
Darth GW7:
You have to have chosen shield proficiency
Darth GW7:
As a feat
Lampshade:
damn
Lampshade:
nevermind then
DM:
waitwaitwait
Darth GW7:
Why would you ever pick a steel shield over a wooden one
Lampshade:
oh there are the proficiencies
Darth GW7:
They're the same AC
DM:
no yeah
DM:
he's right
Darth GW7:
but the steel one is heavier and more expensive
DM:
steel one doesn't burst on fire when I will it to
Lampshade:
Because it's a goddamn tower shield
Lampshade:
They're cool
Darth GW7:
....
Darth GW7:
okay
Streptovsky:
tower shields can be used as cover
Lampshade:
I can crush gnomes with it
Streptovsky:
in addition to providing armor bonuses
Darth GW7:
I can't put spikes on a tower shield
DM:
Fuck that
DM:
yes you can
Streptovsky:
Also what the hell how is a shield made of WOOD the same strength as a shield made of STEEL
Darth GW7:
No you can't
Darth GW7:
It says not
Darth GW7:
Strept because it's not about how strong it is
Lampshade:
Fine, heavy steel shield then
Darth GW7:
It's about how well you can block attacks with it
Streptovsky:
yes but a sword can cleave through wood
Streptovsky:
a sword can't cleave through steel
Darth GW7:
A sturdy wooden shield wouldn't be sliced apart by a sword in one hit
Lampshade:
Now I got weapon shield and armor
Lampshade:
what else do I need?
Streptovsky:
Not one hit no but it can still happen
Streptovsky:
also you can set a wooden shield on fire
Darth GW7:
But that's to do with it breaking
Darth GW7:
Which involved item saving throws
Darth GW7:
*involves
Darth GW7:
That's nothing to do with blocking the attack
Lampshade:
Crossbow useful for a cleric?
DM:
what's your dex?
Lampshade:
Low
DM:
haha no
Lampshade:
Okay
Streptovsky:
Since a scythe is basically a staff with a blade on the end curving away from the wood I can use a scythe to cast AND attack right?
DM:
...sure
Streptovsky:
yay
DM:
you don't use staffs anyway
Streptovsky:
I HAVE A SCYTHE WOO
Lampshade:
I'm just thinking what else do I need besides armor and weapon
Darth GW7:
Hjort how much is a basic adventurer's kit
DM:
scythes have like the best critical in the game
DM:
errrrr
Streptovsky:
yeah I know it's like 18-20 right
DM:
and *4
Streptovsky:
And the damage is 1d8+2 right
DM:
hm?
DM:
no
DM:
2d4
Streptovsky:
What I thought it was 1d8+2
DM:
2d4
Streptovsky:
That's what it was in my other campaign _>
DM:
nope
Darth GW7:
hjort
Darth GW7:
how much for basic adventuerer's kit
DM:
mhm
DM:
fuck if I know
Darth GW7:
Are we going to keep track of stuff like that
Streptovsky:
lol
DM:
ph 128
DM:
enjoy
DM:
maybe
Darth GW7:
1gp = 10sp?
DM:
um
DM:
yes
Streptovsky:
1gp = 100sp = 100cp
DM:
nope
Streptovsky:
BAH
Lampshade:
I got my stuff now
DM:
brb
Lampshade:
exactly as much money as I needed
Lampshade:
There's a currency table in the book
Lampshade:
p113
GRiM:
i'm taking a silk rope
Darth GW7:
I'm taking a hemp rope
Darth GW7:
:v
GRiM:
so i'm decrementing 10gp
Darth GW7:
100ft of it
GRiM:
50ft on mine
Lampshade:
I took a healer's kit, those things are expensive
Shanto:
So what else is there to do now?
Darth GW7:
Are we just going to assume that we have basic clothes
DM:
back sorry
DM:
what did I miss
Lampshade:
Nothing
DM:
oh
Lampshade:
Do I have to buy food?
GRiM:
buy armor if you need it
DM:
there's a few more class specific things to sort out
DM:
yes, buy rations
Lampshade:
well
Lampshade:
shit
Darth GW7:
damn it lamp
Lampshade:
I have no money left after the healers kit
GRiM:
beg for food in town
DM:
one of the others will lend it then
DM:
god
DM:
jeez
Lampshade:
okay
GRiM:
that why i have an entertainers costume
GRiM:
incase times get rough
GRiM:
XD
DM:
wait, do we have a rogue or a bard in the party?
DM:
we don't, do we?
Lampshade:
no
DM:
heh
DM:
heheh
DM:
ok
Lampshade:
oh shit
Darth GW7:
we're scrood
Darth GW7:
anyone fancy rolling a new character
GRiM:
if you put locks in.... i will use Darth as a ram
Shanto:
-^
DM:
well
DM:
I see where the undead army's going to be used
Streptovsky:

Streptovsky:
CANNON FODDER
DM:
ooh, cannons
DM:
thanks for the idea
Streptovsky:
also I have really high intimidate
Streptovsky:
I could just intimidate people into doing things
Lampshade:
You can scare the cannonballs away
Shanto:
Intimidate that door
Streptovsky:
like giving us food and money and opening doors
Shanto:
Into opening
Streptovsky:
I will do that
Streptovsky:
Thank you for the idea Shanto
Shanto:
np
GRiM:
ok
Streptovsky:
I WILL intimidate an inanimate object
GRiM:
all equipment bought
GRiM:
sheet updated
Shanto:
40 DC
Streptovsky:
I have a scythe and a dagger what else do I need
DM:
40? 400 more like
DM:
it's a fucking door
GRiM:
HAHA
Shanto:
40 man
Streptovsky:
Yes but it's made of wood and I have fire
DM:
RIGHT CLASS SPECIFIC STUFF NOW
GRiM:
OK
Shanto:
Me first
DM:
DO YOU HAVE FIRE STREP?
Shanto:
So I can make food
DM:
ok
Streptovsky:
I WANNA GO AFTER SHANTO
DM:
Shanto, right down flurry of blows under Feats
DM:
and that's you
DM:
and
Shanto:
Sure
DM:
add your Wisdom mod to your AC
DM:
and then that's you
DM:
Strep?
Streptovsky:
Yes?
DM:
Charnel Touch
DM:
and Rebuke Undead
Streptovsky:
Wassat
DM:
under Feats and Other Abilities
Streptovsky:
What do they do
DM:
Charnel touch is an at-will attack that you can also use to heal undead (and yourself)
DM:
as for rebuking undead, well
Streptovsky:
but what does charnel touch do
Shanto:
heal
Shanto:
undead
Shanto:
and
Shanto:
yourself
Streptovsky:
oh
DM:
and do damage to the not undead
Lampshade:
So death coil from wc3?
Streptovsky:
and rebuke undead just turns indead right
Streptovsky:
*undead
Streptovsky:
and by turn I mean scares away
DM:
Not necessarily
DM:
You can make them cower
DM:
which gives you +2 to attack rolls against them
Streptovsky:
So basically it stuns them in one way or another
DM:
You can command them
DM:
You can undo a cleric's turning
Streptovsky:
So basically it lets me do whatever I want to them
DM:
And you can make them take more damage
Streptovsky:
So whatever I want. Got it
DM:
basically
DM:
erm, who next?
Streptovsky:
anything else for me?
Darth GW7:
Hjort
DM:
yas?
Darth GW7:
Can I attach my lantern to my belt
DM:
suuure
DM:
who next?
GRiM:
not me
Lampshade:
Me I guess
GRiM:
i brb
DM:
k
DM:
Um
DM:
You turn undead
Lampshade:
This was in feats and stuff, right?
DM:
sure
DM:
And you have a chaotic good aura
Lampshade:
What does it do?
DM:
things that detect auras will see you serve a CG god
Lampshade:
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
DM:
both
DM:
it'll make certain things more or less hostile or open to you
Lampshade:
All right
GRiM:
back
GRiM:
me next
DM:
ok
DM:
you're the most complex I think
GRiM:
great...
Darth GW7:
How many days' rations should we take
Darth GW7:
:v
GRiM:
7
DM:
see the list in the PH under your class for Favoured Enemies? Choose one
DM:
Darth, it depends where we're starting
Darth GW7:
I'll take 8 because I hate dealing with sp
DM:
If we're using Planescape it means we'll be dealing primarily with humanoids, aberrations, outsiders and undead
GRiM:
i'll take Plant
DM:
...
Lampshade:
lol
GRiM:
or...
Lampshade:
TAKE THAT GRASS!
GRiM:
Animal
GRiM:
yeah
DM:
animals as your first favoured enemy?
GRiM:
yes
GRiM:
first!?
DM:
You get multiple as you level
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
what next?
DM:
Write down Wild Empathy under feats as well
GRiM:
whats that?
GRiM:
oh wait
DM:
It lets you talk to animals and shit
GRiM:
found it
Streptovsky:
NO TAKE PLANTS
Streptovsky:
FUCK GRASS
GRiM:
i know i get an animal buddy at level 4
DM:
and spellcasting
DM:
yeah
DM:
I think that's that
DM:
We'll smooth things out over the first few sessions, because we'll have undoubtably overlooked something stupid
Lampshade:
Probably
GRiM:
ok
DM:
Shall we discuss the lore, as opposed to the mechanics, then>
DM:
?
Streptovsky:
I'd rather start playing
GRiM:
should we have XP to level?
DM:
0 xp just now
GRiM:
i mean until level
GRiM:
up
DM:
1000
GRiM:
ok
DM:
we can't start playing yet, but I can show you how combat works if you want
Darth GW7:
Hjort
GRiM:

Streptovsky:
I want to play ):
Darth GW7:
When it says load
DM:
hm?
Darth GW7:
It says like Medium load is 173 for me
Darth GW7:
Does that mean 173lb+ is medium load
DM:
uh huh?
Darth GW7:
or up to 173
DM:
yes
Darth GW7:
Okay
DM:
up to
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
so if 86lb is light load
Darth GW7:
86-173lb = medium load?
DM:
mhm
Darth GW7:
okay
GRiM:
ooh
GRiM:
found something missing
DM:
?
GRiM:
how much does a medium longsword weigh?
DM:
4lb
GRiM:
got it
GRiM:
ok ready
DM:
right, right combat combat.
Darth GW7:
We could have a test fight?
DM:
sure
DM:
to explain the mechanics
Lampshade:
sounds good
GRiM:
theme music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLfTkkpZnhw

Xannan Hawkflight:
Alright lets have at some Kobolds then!
DM:
We'll take this kobold, say
Streptovsky:
I want to actually play
DM:
...

Xannan Hawkflight:
(to self) am i telepathic?
DM:
I could skip the tutorial
DM:
ANd shove you straight into the action
DM:
You'll pick it up as you go along
Streptovsky:
I love being shoved places!
Lampshade:
Kinky
DM:
...

Xannan Hawkflight:
Hahaha
Streptovsky:
:3c
Darth GW7:
I love handling animals
DM:
...
GRiM:
i like baptism of fire approach
Streptovsky:
SHOVE THEM SOMEWHERE
Lampshade:
Yeah
Lampshade:
Sounds good
Lampshade:
Just make the first fight easy
DM:
....
DM:
alright we need to decide where to start the campaign
Darth GW7:
Btw do I get a damage modifier for my strength?
DM:
for melee attacks
GRiM:
i thought you had a campaign planned?
DM:
I've got a general layout
DM:
I like it to be open ended
Darth GW7:
I'd like to have a fight tonight :3
GRiM:
feel free to add some textures and draw stuff to start then
DM:
There's a few places you can start - Sigil, a sort of planar metropolis, or out in one of the planes.
DM:
I think we'll stick to text for this session
GRiM:
ok ,
GRiM:
and a kobold icon
Darth GW7:
I vote planes
Darth GW7:
I love planes
GRiM:
planes
DM:
First thing I need to know - are your characters going to be natives to a plane, Sigil, or the Material World?
GRiM:
Material world
Darth GW7:
ooooh
Darth GW7:
good question
Lampshade:
Material world maybe
Streptovsky:
material world
Shanto:
Back
Darth GW7:
Okay I best go material world then
DM:
Right
DM:
Before we start then
Darth GW7:
Makes more sense for us to meet up like that
Shanto:
What's this?
Lampshade:
We starting
GRiM:
we're starting
Darth GW7:
Shanto
Darth GW7:
Can I have your char sheet?
Darth GW7:
:3
DM:
Why are you all in the planes? And what plane are you in at the moment?
Shanto:
NO
Shanto:
Sure thing
Streptovsky:
because
GRiM:
we seek many things
Shanto:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340331
DM:
also brb
GRiM:
different reasons
Darth GW7:
Probably one of the outer planes
Darth GW7:
Makes most sense
GRiM:
that seem mutually beneficial to group up
DM:
send me the messages over steam so I don't have to keep scrolling up
GRiM:
cos the planes are dangerous?
DM:
give me a slightly better motivation
Darth GW7:
depends, Grim
Lampshade:
can someone invite me to the steam chat again?
Shanto:
wtf are you talking about
Darth GW7:
some are more dangerous than others
Shanto:
Planes and shit
Darth GW7:
The planes of existance
Darth GW7:
We're in the planescape setting
Shanto:
Oh
Darth GW7:
They're basically like...
Darth GW7:
I guess kind of like a four dimensional universe
Darth GW7:
They're almost like different worlds
Darth GW7:
But they're all arranged in a... sphere?
DM:
a circle
Darth GW7:
k
DM:
the great ring cosmology
Lampshade:
So is the material world just another plane?
Shanto:
and they are?
Darth GW7:
It's the prime material plane
DM:
one outer plane for each alignment and one for every transition between alignments
Darth GW7:
Which is basically the world as we know it
GRiM:
ok
DM:
the material worldS are basically Earth, the Forgotten Realms, shit like that
Lampshade:
All right
Darth GW7:
The inner planes represent elements
DM:
well, basically
Darth GW7:
Fire, Earth, Air and Water
DM:
and more
Darth GW7:
And positive and negative energy
Darth GW7:
and you get sub-planes between them
DM:
and quasi-elemental planes
Darth GW7:
That's the one
DM:
smoke, dust,
DM:
etc.
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
like dust, smoke, steam, vacuum, lightning
DM:
and then there's the transitive planes
DM:
They're... weird
DM:
They're like ways between the different planes
DM:
The ethereal and astral
Darth GW7:
as the names suggest they're fucking weird
Shanto:
Right well
Shanto:
I want to be in the material world
DM:
And there's others. The Plane of Shadows and the Far Realm
DM:
We don't talk about the Far Realm
Darth GW7:
The far realm is like uncharted territory
Darth GW7:
far away from the other planes
Darth GW7:
on the edge of the circle and beyond
DM:
WE DON'T TALK
DM:
ABOUT THE FAR REALM
Darth GW7:
the far realm is really cool if you're into that sort of stuff
Darth GW7:
but people don't know much about it
Shanto:
I assume some sort of ritual is required to get to these planes?
Darth GW7:
You can find portals
Darth GW7:
You can make your own
Darth GW7:
or you can go to Sigil
DM:
crash course in planescape. It gets much more complicated, don't worry.
Darth GW7:
Which has gateways to everywhere
Darth GW7:
Sigil is like the centre of the universe, right?
DM:
Atop the centre, yes
GRiM:
ok. we know about planes now. can we start somewhere in one?
DM:
Sure
Darth GW7:
We need to choose where
DM:
tell me why you came to the planes over Steam
Streptovsky:
can't we be on a material world so we don't have to learn this shit
Darth GW7:
No
Darth GW7:
planescape is fucking awesome
Streptovsky:
FIEN
Darth GW7:
It also makes gods a lot more relevant
Streptovsky:
I'm only reading like a quarter of this
Darth GW7:
as you'll see
DM:
you'll pick it up
Darth GW7:
or... hopefully not
Darth GW7:
:V
Darth GW7:
anyway
DM:
MOTIVATIONS
DM:
c'mon people
Darth GW7:
I suggest we start in the outer planes
Darth GW7:
makes most sense
Lampshade:
Can't think of anything
Lampshade:
I don't know my character yet
GRiM:
I like Sigil
Lampshade:
Strep, can you link your sheet?
Lampshade:
Forgot to bookmark it
Streptovsky:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=340488
Lampshade:
thank you
Shanto:
This is the worst chicken
Shanto:
I've ever eaten

Z'ar Kor:
si hefoc vriskeh

Z'ar Kor:
si NAFL hefoc vriskeh

Xannan Hawkflight:
Speak common you foul reptile!

Ahwassa:
Korddamnit Z'ar, stop it with the lizard talk

Z'ar Kor:
fehehehehehehehe
DM:
So, we've had ideas in

Bjorn Yngvar:
Stupid lizard man
DM:
Half of you are looking for power or glory

Bjorn Yngvar:
We can't understand your rasping speak
Lampshade:
hehe
DM:
Some looking for peace as well
* Z'ar Kor blows a ice-cold gust of breath in Bjorn's face
* Bjorn Yngvar stares at Z'ar Kor
DM:
Are we starting in Sigil, or starting in an outer plane?
* Xannan Hawkflight scans the horizon for prey

Bjorn Yngvar:
I'm from the North you prat that doesn't bother me in the slightest.
GRiM:
Sigil
Lampshade:
Someone who knows about this stuff decide

Z'ar Kor:
wux jalla tekilek dout tilabili, ghergo ir.
GRiM:
Sigil
GRiM:
vote sigil
Lampshade:
ALl right
Lampshade:
Sigil
GRiM:
its the coool thing to do
Darth GW7:
I vote outer planes
DM:
heh
* Bjorn Yngvar grabs Z'ar Kor's tongue when he speaks and tugs it roughly.

Bjorn Yngvar:
SPEAK. COMMON.
Darth GW7:
Outlands
* Z'ar Kor hisses angrily at Bjorn, pushing him away
DM:
Sigil is in the Outlands dammit
Darth GW7:
Not really
DM:
Yes it is

Bjorn Yngvar:
Stupid lizard
Darth GW7:
I mean the main outlands
Darth GW7:
Sigil is on the spire
DM:
THe plane called the Outlands?
Darth GW7:
which is like impossible to climb
DM:
Ooh
DM:
I've had an idea
Darth GW7:
uh oh