A lesson in kindness

Vanner, December 4, 2012; 08:24 / FB 7231
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A lesson in kindness

>Be a fluffy owner
>You adopted an pink amputated fluffy because all the other fluffies were picking on her.
>She used to be a pegasus, but now she's just more of a ball.
>When you got her, she begged for "weggies come back!"
>You told her that he "weggies" and "wingies" were on vacation in the south of France, and probably weren't coming back.
>She still writes them a post card every once in a while
>Well, write is pretty generous. It's more of a few crude scribbles of legs coming back to you home.
>Still, she's pretty happy.
>Enjoys her salad bowl, and the fluffy chow you give her.
>Plus she's got these adorable little shades she wears when she's outside.
>You occassionally take her for "walks."
>By which you mean strap her to a skateboard and roll her down the sidewalk.
>She even plays with a few other fluffies in the neighborhood as well.
>Mostly they'll just roll her around as if she's their ball, and she's okay with that.
>Except for your next door neighbor's grey fluffy pegasus, Mittens.
>Every time Mittens sees Berry, she tries to bite and kick her.
>Calls her "dummy fwuffy!" and tries to give her "sowwy poopies" whenever she can.
>Of course, Mittens is a huge bitch to every fluffy in the neighborhood, so it's not surprising.
>Even her owner, a veterinarian, thinks she's a huge bitch.
>Today, the fluffy play group is your yard, rolling Sphereo around in a circle.
>"Wuv baw fweind!" says a blue unicorn. "Fun fow woww wound!"
>"Bewwy wuv friends!" your fluffy replies.
>It's nauesatingly adorable, until you notice Mittens wrigling through a hole in the fence.
>The rest of the fluffies soil themselves in terror and "wun way fwom meanie fwuffy!"
>Of course, Berry can't run away, so she recieves the full brunt of Mitten's agression.
>"Dummy ugwy fwuffy!" she says as she slaps around Berry. "No weggies, dummy uwgy fuwffy git biggest owies!"
>You'd punt her over the fence, but you actually like your neighbor, so instead you grab her by the scruff.
>"Wet go Mittens!" she demands, flailing her hooves at you.
>Her wings buzz uselessly at her back, and you're tempted to tear them off.
>But no, mutilating someone elses pet is pretty poor form, so you pick up your sobbing fluffy, and walk next door.
>Your neighbor opens his door, and shakes his head.
>"mMttens being a bitch again?" he asks.
>"Mittens nawt bish!" snarls the grey fluffy. "You Bish! Aww you ugwy and dummies!"
>Your neighbor just looks at her and frowns.
>"I think it's time I taught Mittens a lesson on being nice to those less fortunate," he says. "Can I borrow Berry for a while?"
>Sure, why not?
>Hand over the fluffies, and go home.
>The next day, you're making a nice spaghetti dinner when you hear a very soft tapping on the front door.
>Open it up to find Berry standing there with a huge smile.
>"Weggies and wingies com bak fwo vaycayshun!" she says as she waddles into your hallway on four grey legs.
>Her little grey wings buzz in exceitment as she does a happy little dance.
>Wat.
>A moment later, mittens rolls by on a skateboard, sobbing her eyes out and crying "pwease gif back weggies!"
>Berry is too busy counting her new grey hoofsies and giggling to notice.
>"Wan, two, fwee... fwee again."
>Your neighbor walks after the skateboard and just waves.
>Man, what a weird neigborhood.