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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #1997
  2. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/51959391/#51960523
  3. ----------
  4. >Be a normal sized person in life
  5. >Stay that size
  6. >You're a manlet in Hell
  7.  
  8. Charlie being 6-7 feet tall still throws me sometimes
  9. -
  10. >Be 'short' Anon
  11. >Staying at the Hotel for the foreseeable future.
  12. >Sadly, you have to enter 'group' therapy sessions
  13. >Since Angel's the only other 'patient', it's not so bad.
  14. >"Oh, Anon?" Charlie said as the session began
  15. >"Can you grab that stack of books off the top shelf for me? They're from human therapists!"
  16.  
  17. >You aren't a dick or anything, so you go ahead and and try to get them
  18. >They're just out of your grasp
  19. >Even standing on your tippy-toes doesn't work
  20. >You can hear Angel snickering
  21. >Charlie must have realized the embarrassing situation she had put you in
  22. >"Um, sorry Anon... I'll grab them." She said, sheepishly.
  23. >She leans over you to reach the books
  24. >You turn around at an amazing time
  25. >Booba smushed into your face
  26.  
  27. >Charlie doesn't even realize, she's focused on getting the books
  28. >Angel did, however
  29. >From the corner of your eye you see him trying not to lose his shit laughing
  30. >Suddenly, he walks over
  31. >"Gee, Charlie, those books look heavy. Lemme help ya with that."
  32. >With a shit-eating grin that rivals Alastor's, his floof is smushed into your face as well
  33. >...
  34. >Being short has it's benefits
  35. -
  36. h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE
  37. >Anon get's slapped in the face by everyones bobs constantly
  38. >At first it was pretty great until one day the bobs knocked over his cup of coffee
  39. >every time Anon turns around he's getting ttslapped
  40. >Finally he brings it up to Charlie in the most awkward way possible.
  41. >Charlie for some reason had no idea this was going on and apologized all while slapping Anon in the face with her tts
  42. >Every time he took a blow Char would try again to apologize only to get slapped again
  43. >This went on for a good ten minutes until Anon managed to get out of the room black eye in tow.
  44. Life is hard when you're bob window sized but it's also a good life.
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