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- 1. Mineral Water
- "Drawn from the ocean depths and rigorously purified. Ideal for a modern on-the-go public unsatisfied with tap water."
- 2. Potato Chips
- "A staple snack food made by frying thin potato slices in oil. Beware its dangerously high calorie count. Many men have lost everything after betting they could only eat just one."
- 3. Coca Cola
- "Contains a highly stimulating almost addictive sweetness. Pair it with some nice junk food for a can't-miss combo."
- 4. Flotation Donut
- "A gigantic donut that doubles as a flotation device. And naturally, you can snack on it while floating out to sea. It comes in a variety of styles."
- 5. Indoor Grow Lamp
- 6. Sugar
- "A basic seasoning that's primarily made up of sucrose. Be careful not to consume too much of it."
- 7. Silver Earring
- "A simple earring that can look good on anyone. It's causally stylish."
- 8. Workout Clothes
- "Easy-to-move workout clothes that wick away any sweat. With these, you can work out all day and still be comfortable."
- 9. Passionate Glasses
- "Glasses that let you see your passions as they blend with reality. They also have a function that lets you shoot your passion like a laser. (WARNING: This laser *will* come out of your butt.)"
- 10. Kitten Hairclip
- "A hairclip in the shape of a little kitty cat. Properly placed, it can make a girl positively sparkle."
- 11. Emperor's Thong
- "Designed solely for those in control of their buttocks. For better or worse, it's unisexual."
- 12. High-End Headphones
- "Top-grade, high-end headphones. Use these if you truly want to hear the nuances in classical and jazz music."
- 13. Moon Landing Video
- "Locked away in a Cold War-era vault for decades, this video is the holy grail that could prove whether or not the moon landing was a hoax. Unfortunately, it seems that someone has recorded a Christmas special over most of it."
- 14. The Funplane
- "The newest popular portable game system. It has a hi-def touchscreen, and can also play music and videos, making for the perfect all-in-one media machine!"
- 15. Fashionable Glasses
- "A fashionable accessory that appears to be a pair of glasses, but does not actually correct its wearer's vision."
- 16. Marshmallow
- "A girl with messy hair's favorite snack."
- 17. Antique Doll
- "A porcelain doll. Due to the exquisite craftsmanship of the doll and its clothing, many people still collect and prize them to this very day. Rumors are that this doll is haunted..."
- 18. Shears
- "Since Hope's Peak Academy doesn't have a barber, the students are responsible for cutting their own hair."
- 19. Flower for Floromancy
- "Loves me, loves me not, loves me..." An artificial flower used for flower fortune-telling. It has an odd number of petals to soothe the pain of unrequited love."
- 20. Monkey's Paw
- "The mummified hand of a monkey said to grant three wishes. However, none of the wishes it grants have happy endings."
- 21. Death Flag
- "The blackened might be one of us, so I refuse to stay with you guys! I'm gonna go hide in my room!"
- 23. Japanese Doll Wig
- "A glamorous black wig that has hair like that of a Japanese doll. Even if you cut it, it grows back instantly."
- 24. Protest Sign for Something
- "This quaint sign reads 'I am generally DISPLEASED with the CURRENT STATE of AFFAIRS" on the front and 'DOWN with this SORT of THING' on the back."
- 25. Dancing Haniwa
- "A ceramic figure from the Japanese Kofun period. It is said to resemble a person dancing very intensely."
- 26. Ouija Board
- "The ouija board is a flat board marked with the letters of the alphabet and such, that is meant to talk with the dead."
- 27. Oolong Tea
- "An oxidized Chinese tea. Different flavors and fragrances can be bought out depending on the degree of oxidation."
- 28. Book of the Blackened
- "A book of criminal offenses that contains records of the cruelest, most atrocious murders committed by humans. Many of these cases weren't released to the public."
- 29. 46 Moves of the Killing Game
- "A card game with Japanese characters relating to killing games. Some cards are, "A metal bat to kill demons," "Blacked are soaked in blood," and "Certain evidence over arguments.""
- 30. Civet Coffee
- "Made from an extremely rare and expensive coffee bean collected from the dung of the Asian palm civet. It has a unique fragrance..."
- 31. X-Files DVD
- "A hit series from the '90s involving aliens, monsters, and intricate government conspiracies. A must-have for any growing quackjob."
- 32. Scarab Brooch
- "The scarab was considered to be sacred by many ancient societies. It's better known today as... the dung beetle."
- 33. Cryptozoology Magazine
- "This magazine swears Bigfoot is real, Nessie is still lurking in Loch Ness, and the Jersey Devil actually went down to Georgia. It is ubiquitous in supermarket tabloid sections."
- 34. Bojobo Dolls
- "Made from seeds and coconut fiber, these are used in Buddhist prayers. You determine your wish based on how you position the arms and legs."
- 35. Another Hope
- "This valuable diamond was created from the remaining fragments of the original Hope Diamond when it was cut long ago. Rumors persist that death follows anyone who has this item in their possession."
- 36. Cheap Tooth Necklace
- "A necklace that can be found in any souvenir shop by the beach. The tooth doesn't seem to belong to any species in particular, but that's because it's made of cheap plastic."
- 37. Hope's Peak Ring
- "A school ring emblazoned with the Hope's Peak Academy crest. It stands as proof of friendship between those who spent their youth together."
- 38. Kiss Note
- "A notebook considered to be a good luck charm. The human whose name is written in this notebook shall kiss you. The human who uses this notebook will lose their heart forever."
- 39. Project Zombie
- "A mature game designed for the Funplane, where a former runway model takes zombies as slaves in a post-apocalyptic world. It's been out of print for a while..."
- 40. Spla-Teen Vogue
- "A teen magazine featuring many models just enjoying their summer. This magazine is meant for kids, not squids."
- 41. Matchbox
- "This palm-sized box contains up to fifty matches in each box. Essential for any survivalist, camper, trouble starter, and punkin' instigator."
- 42. Tinfoil Hat
- "A self-made hat to block one's mind from being read or transmitted to by an outside source. An incredibly cheap and safe alternative to a lobotomy for quieting those voices."
- 43. Gas Mask
- "A mask designed to prevent the inhalation of dangerous gases. It is rather uncomfortable and stuffy to wear for any length of time."
- 44. Post-It Notes
- "This perfectly mundane and handy tool was created for sticking short scribbles on any and all surfaces."
- 45. Incense
- "An aromatic stick that gives off a powerful scent that sticks to anything and everything. An excellent way to hide unsavory smells by obscuring them with an even more unsavory one."
- 46. Slurpee
- "A decadent mixture of slush ice, flavored high fructose corn syrup, and over 100 grams of sugar in each gigantic cup. Some attest to the powers of brain freeze as a good way to numb teenage angst."
- 47. Chemtrails for Dummies
- "Narrated by a renowned former professional wrestler and governor, this five hour video will let you know everything about how the government is experimenting on its population through the use of vapor trails left behind by aircraft."
- 48. Disposable Camera
- "A cheap, no frills camera for snapping pictures on the fly for a low, low price. Once common and widespread, these cameras have grown obsolete in recent years."
- 49. Petunias
- 50. Millennium Prize Problems
- "These seven important mathematical problems were posed by the Clay Mathematics Institute, with a reward of one million dollars for each one solved."
- 51. Chocalate Chip Jerky
- "Dried beef sprinkled with chocolate chips. A preserved meat product invented by an experimental cook. There's no guarantee this will actually taste good."
- 52. Red Scarf
- "A scarf belonging to a certain masked hero. It's tattered and worn due to the countless battles it's been through."
- 53. Lab Coat
- 54. Autumn-Colored Scarf
- "A chic autumn-colored scarf that can be used by men, women, and robots. It is very trendy and a fashionable accent to any outfit."
- 55. Test Tube Set
- 56. Charcoal, Lighter
- "This bag of charcoal and included lighter are a necessity for any barbecue or cookout. Going without these is sure to bring disappointment for everyone involved."
- 57. Body Spray
- "A spray can meant to disguise one's stench without having to clean up. Its overpowering aroma, however, makes it far more distracting than going au naturale."
- 58. Dog Treats
- "A giga-sized box of gourmet, chicken-and-bacon flavored dog biscuits. The quality is so high, even people can eat it."
- 59. Souvenir Pennies
- "This penny has gone through a crank press that has flattened it out and emblazoned a design of a dog into it. It's so thin, you can easily bend it in half."
- 60. Potted Banyan Tree (V3 069)
- "A potted banyan tree with spirits living inside it. It is said to be good luck. It grows aerial roots from the middle of its trunk."
- 61. Comically Oversized Boombox
- "When the going gets tough, this boombox can say anything to the outside world and if they don't appreciate it, they're just holding you back. Due to the size, it is not recommended to lift it above one's head."
- 62. Milk Puzzle
- "A plain puzzle with one side as white as milk. It's said to be good for concentration training and is used for astronaut selection exams."
- 63. Box o' Band-Aids
- "Handy for a scrape or cut, these band-aids can fix anything... except for serious injuries and emotional trauma."
- 64. Ghost Pepper
- "Once the world's hottest pepper, this spicy chili packs a powerful punch that is enough to leave all but the toughest begging for their mommy."
- 65. Diamond Wires
- "A collection of wires of various diameters and lengths, impregnated with diamond dust of various sizes. It has a wide range of industrial applications, and it can even be used in the process of demolition, thanks to their precision."
- 66. Ladybug Pin
- 67. Anime DVD
- 68. Tea
- 69. Occult Photo Frame
- "A picture frame that automatically converts digital photographs into ghostly photos."
- 70. Stuffed Cat
- 71. Painting of a blue sky
- 72. Sugar Cubes
- 73. Golden Gun
- "A replica of the gun preferred by a famous assassin. It's not really much good by itself. You can't even cock it..."
- 74. 10 Gallon Hat
- 75. Fidget Cube
- "A small, handheld cube with various buttons, doo-dads, and gizmos to keep idle hands busy!"
- 76. Monokuma Pillow Pet
- 77. The Big Book of Failed Demolitions
- "A written collection of disastrous thought history. It details multiple incidents, their causes, consequences, and, sometimes, the fatalities that ensued. It's a great coffee table book."
- 78. Viking Horn Cup
- 79. Meteorite Arrowhead
- "An arrowhead discovered in some ancient ruins. Fashioned from a meteorite, they say that getting pierced by it will give you the power to see demons."
- 80. Solar Freakin' Roadway Panel
- 81. Airbud 53
- 82. Lava Lamp
- 83. Death Grasps Album
- "An album for those with patrician taste."
- 84. Ubiquitous Handbook
- "A perfectly designed handbook useful for documenting various events that occur throughout the day. It comes with a pen that can be easily stored inside."
- 85. Sketchbook
- "An art book for sketches. It's pocket-sized so it's convenient to carry around."
- 86. Rose in Vitro
- "A small rose stored inside a test tube. Makes a great gift. It's good for both hellos and farewells. In the language of flowers, a red rose means passionate love."
- 87. Art Manikin
- "A model doll that has the same joints as humans. It's pretty versatile and can stay balanced in positions humans can't maintain."
- 88. Water Flute
- "A unique type of flute. you pour water into the base and blow into the top, which can create a variety of sounds similar to a chirping bird."
- 89. Ladybug Brooch
- "A cute and fashionable brooch that resembles a seven-spotted ladybug. Despite how realistic it looks, it is not alive."
- 90. Well-done Steak
- "This steak has been overcooked to the point where the outer layer is completely burnt, the meat has turned rubbery, and all flavor has been lost. It tastes just like how it looks."
- 91. Miracle Spool
- "A spool of thread that seemingly never runs out. The color changes based on the mood of the beholder."
- 92. Earnest Compass
- "A compass that ignores the North Pole and South Pole, and instead points to the owner's loved ones. A must-have for stalkers."
- 93. Golden Needle
- "A golden needle that can be used to pierce even the heavens."
- 94. Stuffed Mole
- 95. Stardust
- "A small bottle of stardust. It's said that owning this item is enough to make you happy. Despite its name, it's actually made from the shell of a small sea creature."
- 96. Ration
- "A set of canned and vacuum-sealed foodstuffs. The taste isn't bad, and certain snakes that enjoy hide-and-go-seek are just crazy about it."
- 97. Blue Ram
- "A famous anti-energy drink that will make you feel very relaxed after drinking it. Became a huge hit through its marketing slogan, "Blue Ram Clips Your Wing"."
- 98. Biggest Fantom
- "An ancient fan that has been passed down since the Heian Period. Those who possess it will be able to speak with ghosts."
- 99. Superhero Manga
- 100. Military Patch
- "A high quality patch that looks to be foreign. In the foreground, a word pasted in bold curved upwards. Behind that, a star, and behind that are two rifles in a crossbone manner."
- 101. Tattered Music Score
- "A tattered handwritten music score. Rumor has it that it's unpublished music from a certain famous composer."
- 102. Kirlian Photography
- "A camera invented to take pictures of electrical fields surrounding objects. Sadly, there's no film in it..."
- 103. Sukiyaki Caramel
- "Sukiyaki-flavored caramels that combine the flavors of meat, soy sauce, eggs, and caramel. The flavors are all really strong and don't mix well."
- 104. Maple Fudge
- "A British candy that's made by boiling down sugar, condensed milk, and butter, and then adding maple syrup. It's really sweet."
- 105. Red Wine
- 106. Cleansing Air Freshener
- "A spray air freshener. It has holy water mixed in, and is said to repel ghosts and paranormal entities."
- 107. Impermeable Pneumatic Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
- "This air-operated, airtight vacuum cleaner is designed to clean contaminated environments from materials or elements that are otherwise hazardous to humans, it doesn't need electricity to function. It's a must in any sort of construction work."
- 108. Game of Life Piece
- 109. Gag Ball
- "You bite into this toy like a dog. When you do, you end up making a funny face. That's why it's called a gag ball."
- 110. Kokeshi Dynamo
- "Flip the switch on the bottom to set the doll shaking. Apparently it's a kid's toy, but I don't really get the point of it..."
- 111. Bubble Gum Bomb
- "A gum that makes an explosive sound when it's fully blown and popped. Weak-hearted people should not chew it."
- 112. Blue Stone Pendant
- 113. Chin Drill
- "A fashion accessory that allows you to equip a drill on your chin. It is said to represent the idea of "spiral energy"".
- 114. Non-Alcoholic Wine
- "A refreshing drink that contains no alcohol. It tastes more like sour grape juice than actual wine."
- 115. Grilled Fish
- 116. American Clacker
- "A toy consisting of two balls tied with string. You play with it by swinging the balls together to produce a "clack clack" sound. Adults and children alike are fascinated by this toy."
- 117. Olive Oil
- "A vegetable oil created from olives. If you wielded it correctly, it will make you look cool as you cook."
- 118. Prop Carrying Case
- "A case in high demand by cosplayers for its usability. Not only is it useful for conventions, but it's great for trips too."
- 119. Cologne
- 120. Colored Contact Lens
- 121. Weathercock of Barcelous
- "A weathercock that imitates the Portuguese "Rooster of Barcelous," A symbol of the truth, this is a popular souvenir from Portugal."
- 122. Squid Ink Pizza
- "A high end fusion of italian cuisines, said to be incredibly savory, but be careful of stained teeth!"
- 123. Ultimate Academy Bracelet
- "A handcuff bracelet with the crest for the Ultimate Academy emblazoned on it. It is a symbol of friendship, even in the face of death and despair."
- 124. Metronome
- "A musical device that is used to match the tempo when playing an instrument. A basic pendulum type."
- 125. Chain Bracelet
- 126. Obscure Vinyl Record
- "A pressed vinyl record, but the text on the cover is illegible. Judging by the avante-garde art, however, it is likely that the music within is an acquired taste."
- 127. White Shirt
- 128. Greek Yogurt
- "A food that's made by straining water from plain yogurt. The thick taste is popular and used in several dishes."
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