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BallsOfFluff

Picky Eater

Jul 3rd, 2012
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  1. >Give fluffy pony a bowl of baby carrots and greens for dinner
  2. >fluffy tucks in happily as you eat your own meal
  3. >lets out a little burp and toddles over to sit by your chair
  4. >"All done!" she chirps proudly, head held high. "Pway?"
  5. >look over at her bowl - the carrots are still there. She didn't touch them.
  6. >Tell fluffy pony she's not done eating - she has to finish her food before playtime.
  7. >Fluffy pony mopes, babbling in babytalk that she doesn't like carrots - she wanted celery instead.
  8. >now, most folks would take out the hobnail boots and find themselves in need of another fluffy pony - but you just raise an eyebrow
  9. >"You want celery, eh?"
  10. >Fluffy pony nods - celery tastes lots better than carrots, she says. Lots better.
  11. >You take a paper towel and tell fluffy pony that today's her lucky day, because you happen to know a magic spell to turn carrots into celery.
  12. >you put the paper towel over her bowl, twiddle your fingers and say a few "magic" words as she sits, enthralled, not looking away for an instant.
  13. >remove the paper towel with a flourish and present fluffy pony with a bowl of celery
  14. >celery that looks and tastes a lot like carrots
  15. >she gasps, wide-eyed, before she makes the food disappear
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  17. >you wonder briefly what other owners would have done - and whether they realize how easy it is to handle a picky eater.
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