Lucid wants ~10 for each role there’s not 10 of any of them. Time 2 get creative. Don’t be afraid to use generic ones too

<118>
\t - <It was a little ironic when they found (name) with their face turned blue.>
\t - <(name) was found covered in red.>
\t - <(name) washed up ashore.>
\t - <(name) died as they lived. Simply.>
\t - <No one knows why (name) never woke up this morning.>
\t - <(name) was blue, da ba di da ba DEAD!>
\t - <It’s still a mystery how (name) had their body end up there.>
\t - <(name) was killed outside their ancestral home.>
\t - <(name) was served a dish best served cold..>
\t - <(name) was never seen again. RIP.>
\t - <(name) was tired of being a lowly villager and decided to take the high road to heaven.>

<119>
\t - <No one knows if (name) was truly who they had thought he was.>
\t - <(name) learned firsthand what goes around comes around.>
\t - <(name) deserved what they got.>
\t - <Way down below the ocean is where (name) wanted to be.>
\t - <(name) got involved in the wrong crowd.>
\t - <The charities didn’t want any of the black clothes that belonged to (name).>
\t - <(name) flirted with danger one too many times.>
\t - <Some said that (name) never liked what this would flip.>
\t - <Even the authorities couldn’t decipher whether (name) was mafia or miller.>
\t - <(Name) would never see the light of day again.>

<120>
\t - <(name) couldn’t save themselves in time.>
\t - <(name) should have saved themselves.>
\t - <(name) never thought they would be the one being carried off on a stretcher.>
\t - <Too bad (name) could not heal himself.>
\t - <(name) got stuck in a time loop.>
\t - <(name) was prescribed death.>
\t - <After a long night of studying for the MCAT, (name) was found dead from stress.>
\t - <Not even seven years of schooling could save (name).>
\t - <Is there a doctor in the house? But (name) wasn’t there to answer.>
\t - <(name) never liked the hospital food.>

<2581>
\t - <(name) is messing with the wrong doctor.>
\t - <(name) picked the wrong day to be late for work.>
\t - <(name) won't be getting better.>
\t - <No one knew why (name) missed the night shift.>
\t - <(name) could have used someone in their line of work last night.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t save themselves this time.>
\t - <(name) was prescribed death.>
\t - <After an ambulance ride, (name), was pronounced dead.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t save themselves in time.>
\t - <(name) should have saved themselves.>

<5945>
\t - <(name) died from malpractice.>
\t - <(name) died on the operating table.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t save themselves in time.>
\t - <(name) should have saved themselves.>
\t - <(name) was cut up a little too much.>
\t - <(name) was given a little too much anesthesia.>
\t - <Not even surgery could piece back together (name).>
\t - <Modern medicine couldn’t save (name).>
\t - <(name) died from an infected splinter.  It’s not brain surgery, you know. >
\t - <News flash!  (name) dies at the hands of his Quack assistant. More at 11!>

<121>
\t - <(name) started work as a body shield.>
\t - <(name) did a great job.>
\t - <(name) forgot to guard their own body.>
\t - <(name) has finished his duty.>
\t - <Some wondered whether (name) died in their line of work, or was simply targeted for other reasons>
\t - <(name) died in the line of fire.>
\t - <After a long night of bouncing at the club, (name), never made their way back home.>
\t - <(name) always wanted to go out honorably.>
\t - <So long as they did their work, (name) was at peace with death.>
\t - <(name) should’ve hired their own bodyguard.>
\t - <Yeah but who was guarding (name)’s body?>

<122/123/6125/124/125/6037>
\t - <(name) won't be investigating anymore.>
\t - <(name) played bad cop one too many times.>
\t - <(name) ate too many donuts.>
\t - <(name) ate a donut gone bad.>
\t - <(name) has turned in his badge.>
\t - <(name) never knew the truth.>
\t - <(name) has been pushed off his rocker.>
\t - <Looks like (name) forgot the difference between a donut and a gun again.>
\t - <(name) didn't know what hit him.>
\t - <(name) always feared the truth, now they face death.>
\t - <(name) knew this was going to happen.>
\t - <(name) shouldn't have trusted the man in the hockey mask holding a chainsaw.>
\t - <(name) never got to out their report.>
\t - <They always told (name) that eating too many doughnuts would kill him.>
\t - <(name) barely put up a fight.>

<126>
\t - <(name) was blinded.>
\t - <(name) didn’t watch their back.>
\t - <(name) watches the inside of the coffin now.>
\t - <(name) didn't see it coming.>
\t - <(name) should have seen this coming.>
\t - <No one was watching when (name) disappeared.>
\t - <(name) should have had someone to watch them.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t watching very well.>
\t - <Watch out! No really, (name) is out for the count.>
\t - <(name) was minding his business watching the town when he heard, “Watch this!.” Turning around, he saw Johnny Gooch’s uzi inches from his face.  What a glorious way to die!>

<127>
\t - <(name) was led astray.>
\t - <(name) followed a path to their own grave.>
\t - <(name) mistakenly followed a bear to their cave.>
\t - <(name) had their footsteps traced.>
\t - <(name) followed the trail a little too closely.>
\t - <No one knew how (name) went missing without a trace.>
\t - <Even someone of (name)’s skill couldn’t track where they had gone.>
\t - <Not even the top of the line tracking devices could find (name).>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t had someone keep track of their whereabouts.>
\t - <(name) followed the wrong guy into a dark alley.>

<230>
\t - <(name) came too close to the truth…>
\t - <(name) leapt from the roof.>
\t - <(name) arrived to their own crime scene.>
\t - <(name) learned that death was not elementary.>
\t - <(name) won't be spilling any more secrets.>
\t - <(name) detected that they had died.>
\t - <After investigations, (name) realized that they were dead.>
\t - <If only (name) had solved the mystery sooner, then they wouldn’t be dead.>
\t - <(name) felt that the greatest mystery to solve was what came after death.>
\t - <Dying is elementary, my dear (name).  Elementary.>

<2091>
\t - <(name) won't be drinking gin and juice anymore.>
\t - <Curiosity killed (name).>
\t - <(name) should have kept his nose out.>
\t - <Some people, like (name) should have minded their own business.>
\t - <After a night of snooping around, (name) never found their way back home.>
\t - <(name) didn’t realize their killer was carrying a gun.>
\t - <(name) should’ve stolen that bulletproof vest they saw someone else had.>
\t - <(name) snooped on the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) knew they’d get into trouble in their line of work>
\t - <(name) was too snoopy.>

<2210>
\t - <(name) uncovered the wrong secret.>
\t - <(name) was just a little too nosy.>
\t - <(name) wrote a bad review.>
\t - <(name) has reached a full stop.>
\t - <(name) got a system message that told them that they were dead.>
\t - <Looks like someone never wanted (name) to publish that story.>
\t - <At least (name) could take solace in that they died in their line of duty.>
\t - <(name) is curious who will cover the story now.>
\t - <(name) will be having an interview with death.>
\t - <(name) has died in the night. More at 5.>

<166>
\t - <Hanging around dead bodies finally got to (name).>
\t - <(name) decided to join one of their subjects.>
\t - <(name) won't be coming out of the morgue anymore.>
\t - <(name) can still be found in the graveyard.>
\t - <(name) was always a little too fascinated with death.>
\t - <(name) will never know who will perform their autopsy.>
\t - <(name) always wanted to know what death felt like.>
\t - <Looks like there’s no one to find out what caused (name)’s death.>
\t - <In their field, there’s no real retirement for (name), only death.>
\t - <(name) was found on their own operating table.>

<5927>
\t - <(name) suffered death.>
\t - <(name) was diagnosed with a severe case of bullet to the head.>
\t - <(name) is spending more time with corpses than ever before.>
\t - <(name) chose a different path.>
\t - <(name) was killed by someone who would’ve benefited from a few sessions with them.>
\t - <(name) will never get to see those precious system messages from the day before.>
\t - <Some wondered what (name) really wanted to find out.>
\t - <(name) really got into his work this time.>
\t - <In their line of work, one always wonders what it is like to be dead.  For the sake of modern medicine, (name) died an honorable death.>
\t - <The bugs got (name) and he couldn’t be helped in time.>

<128>
\t -<(name) went rogue.>
\t -<(name) learned they could not fly the hard way.>
\t -<(name) has been dealt someone else's brand of justice.>
\t -<(name) shouldn’t have shot night one.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have gone rogue.>
\t - <(name) won’t ever have the opportunity to do it by the book now.>
\t - <(name) should’ve been more vigilant.>
\t - <(name) will never get to take justice into their own hands again.>
\t - <(name) failed to keep the city clean.>
\t - <(name) watched too many Chuck Norris movies and realized that punching a guy with a gun gets you killed. Should’ve used your gun, man.>

<349>
\t -<(name) is now with the Walking Dead.>
\t -<(name) was shot by Bob Marley.>
\t -<(name) was beaten to the draw.>
\t - <(name) is going to need a new sheriff in town.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t handle the wild west.>
\t - <(name) wishes that they shot the deputy instead.>
\t - <Looks like this town wasn’t big enough for the two of (name) as their killer.>
\t - <(name) lost in a duel.>
\t - <(name) should’ve been quicker.>
\t - <Mafia shot the sheriff, but they didn’t shoot the deputy.  (name) has died.>

<2090>
\t -<(name) won’t be showing up for work again.>
\t -<(name) was not shot by Bob Marley but died anyway.>
\t -<(name) was actually shot too.>
\t - <(name) wishes their sheriff got shot instead.>
\t - <(name) died a pretty normal death unrelated to their profession.>
\t - <(name) was shot by someone who didn’t reveal themselves either.>
\t - <(name) has turned in their badge.>
\t - <(name) lost in a duel.>
\t - <(name) never got their shot for a promotion.>
\t - <Barney Fife would have been proud of you, (name). Real proud?>

<945>
\t -<(name) stumbled into their grave.>
\t -<(name) stumbled into traffic.>
\t - <(name) won't be walking anymore.>
\t - <(name) will be sleeping for a long time.>
\t - <(name) will only be walking as a zombie now.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have walked into that intersection.>
\t - <(name) never thought they were anything but a normal villager.>
\t - <(name) won’t have to worry about their night terrors anymore.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have wandered out of the house.>
\t - <(name) is now the walking dead.>

<6302>
\t - <(name) was stabbed by a mass murderer.>
\t - <As usual, (name) was in the wrong place at the wrong time.>
\t - <(name) did not meet a civil end.>
\t - <(name) probably should’ve learned some survival skills.>
\t - <(name) never should’ve wandered into Comp Lobby.>
\t - <(name) could’ve used some help.>
\t - <Some wondered how helpless (name) really was.>
\t - <”Help!” they cried, but no one answered (name) in time.>
\t - <(name) wandered into the military base unnoticed. Unfortunately, landmine detection exercises were under way.  He found one.>
\t - <(name) is now a citizen of heaven.  At least it’s civil there.>

<4182>
\t - <(name) was suspected.>
\t - <(name) has finally been proven as innocent.>
\t - <(name) is no longer a concern.>
\t - <I thought it was (name), he’s so… suspect.  Too bad he died.>
\t - <No one will ever know whether (name) was innocent.  He’ll take his information to the grave.>
\t - <(name) moved to Italy, where you’re guilty until proven innocent and was never seen again.>
\t - <Don’t you feel bad that you fos’d (name) now that he’s dead?  You should.>
\t - <Everyone suspects that (name) is dead.>
\t - <I prefer to call (name) “The Suspectinator.”>
\t - <The best suspect is a dead suspect.  (name) has died. >

<130>
\t - <(name) was overthrown.>
\t - <(name) abdicated from life.>
\t - <(name) won't be leading anymore.>
\t - <(name) was led to the grave.>
\t - <(name) should’ve led on mafia when they had the chance.>
\t - <Who will lead the town now that (name) is dead?>
\t - <(name) will never get to deliver that speech.>
\t - <(name) was led astray.>
\t - <(name) was led down the wrong path for the last time.>
\t - <(name) was a great man. We probably shouldn’t follow his lead here.>

<131>
\t - <(name) won't be dodging any more bullets.>
\t - <(name) tried to fake their own death a little too well.>
\t - <I’m (name) nothing to lose. Fire away, fire away…>
\t - <(name) forgot their vest at home.>
\t - <(name) was proven wrong.>
\t - <Next name maybe (name) will be bulletproof.>
\t - <(name) should have worn their vest to bed.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t as invulnerable as they thought.>
\t - <(name) was shot somewhere where the vest didn’t cover.>
\t - <(name) was shot twice and died a horrible death.  Should have bought the extra strength!>

<3047>
\t - <(name) died of blood loss.>
\t - <(name) is swimming in their blood.>
\t - <(name) should’ve visited a doctor.>
\t - <(name) has run dry.>
\t - <(name) probably should’ve gotten some more bandages.>
\t - <(name) is bloody tired of bleeding so much.>
\t - <(name) could’ve used some better bandages.>
\t - <(name) was found with a few blood stains on their clothes.>
\t - <(name) bled to death.>
\t - <No one was surprised when (name) bled to death.>

<132>
\t - <(name) knew that hauling around dangerous explosives on their person at all times would eventually come in handy.>
\t - <(name) blew up.>
\t - <(name) sploded.>
\t - <(name) says "BOOM!">
\t - <(name) was detonated.>
\t - <(name) was diffused.>
\t - <(name) brought new meaning to the phrase, “You’re da bomb.”>
\t - <(name) went out with a bang.>
\t - <(name) had a blast.>
\t - <(name) had a short fuse.>

<133>
\t - <Guess someone didn't like (name)'s homemade cookies.>
\t - <Nobody knows how (name) died.>
\t - <(name) forgot to feed their cats.>
\t - <(name) is old news.>
\t - <(name) got run over by a reindeer.>
\t - <(name) died of old age.>
\t - <(name) was widowed for a little too long.>
\t - <(name) should’ve seen the doctor when they were told to.>
\t - <(name) decided it was finally time.>
\t - <(name) had made a SPECTACLE of herself when she CANED an intruder and was shot dead. Brave or stupid?  I don’t know….it DEPENDS.>

<134>
\t - <The tables suddenly turned for (name)>
\t - <(name) became the hunted.>
\t - <Looks like (name) won’t be going hunting again anytime soon.>
\t - <(name) was hunted down.>
\t - <Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! (name) Season!>
\t - <(name) probably shouldn’t have killed that bear.>
\t - <(name) should’ve watched their back.>
\t - <(name) didn’t leave a trap.>
\t - <(name) won’t have to worry about misfiring now.>
\t - <(name)’s last words were, “MOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!” >

<2340>
\t - <(name) cried a little too much.>
\t - <(name) will cry no more.>
\t - <Now it's (name)'s family's turn to cry.>
\t - <(name) has been killed. Floodgates won't be needed anymore.>
\t - <(name) should have kept his mouth shut.>
\t -<Who will cry at (name)’s funeral?>
\t - <No one knew why (name) didn’t come to work this morning.>
\t - <A voice cries out: (name) has been killed!>
\t - <Extra, extra, read all about (name)’s death.>
\t - <Looks like there will be a new job opening with (name)’s death.>

<2361>
\t - <(name) is probably dead, but the body has yet to be found.>
\t - <(name) wasn't invisible long enough.>
\t - <(name) was found drenched in their own blood.>
\t - <(name) was never seen again.>
\t - <(name) is nowhere to be seen.>
\t - <Is (name) dead or simply in hiding? No one will ever know for sure.>
\t - <Looks like (name) walked in on the wrong meeting.>
\t - <(name) clearly wasn’t invisible to the man with the gun.>
\t - <At least (name)’s crime scene wasn’t a mess.>
\t - <Where did (name) go this time? I rarely see him.>

<568>
\t - <Looks like the town didn't approve of (name)'s new laws.>
\t - <(name) won't be attending next year's Super Bowl.>
\t - <(name) pulled the wrong strings to get elected.>
\t - <(name) made a wrong turn.>
\t - <(name) made a few too many political enemies.>
\t - <(name) got overturned to.>
\t - <(name) should’ve done a better job upholding the law.>
\t - <(name) will need someone to take their place in office.>
\t - <(name) fell in love with his maid, insisted he be called “Governator” and then disappeared. Don’t cry, you bunch of girly girls.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have double crossed the mafia.>

<2372>
\t - <Guess (name) didn't see this coming>
\t - <(name) was lost in thoughts... and life>
\t - <(name) caused too many headaches>
\t - <(name) cannot communicate from the grave.>
\t - <(name) should’ve tried to soothe their assailants.>
\t - <The town is getting a message from (name), saying they’ve died.>
\t - <You received a message from (name). “Help, I’m dead!”>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have tried talking to the mafia.>
\t - <No one will ever know who (name) last tried to contact.>
\t - <Someone should’ve tried to contact (name) a bit earlier.>

<135>
\t - <(name) was double-crossed.>
\t - <(name) should have kept themselves secret.>
\t - <Agent (name) was no match for The One.>
\t - <(name) didn't live twice.>
\t - <(name) didn’t die another day. They died last night.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have double-crossed.>
\t - <(name) was careless.>
\t - <(name) should’ve slept with one eye open.>
\t - <(name) should’ve taken better precautions.>
\t - <(name) flirted a little too much with danger.>

<1183>
\t - <(name) was too well known.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t take the fame.>
\t - <(name) was in the news again–this time in the obituary section.>
\t - <(name) died before even their mixtape got out.>
\t - <(name) made the headlines for the last time.>
\t - <(name) crumbled on stage.>
\t - <(name) got stage fright.>
\t - <(name) started doing a few too many drugs.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have rolled with the wrong crowd.>
\t - <(name) apparently wasn’t worth the $1 million ransom.>

<1409>
\t - <(name) will never be awoken by anyone anymore.>
\t - <(name) cried wolf.>
\t - <Somebody decided to shut the mouth of (name).>
\t - <(name) died in their sleep.>
\t - <(name) should have kept quiet.>
\t - <(name) didn’t go out quietly.>
\t - <(name) should’ve stopped running their mouth.>
\t - <(name) mouthed off to the wrong person.>
\t - <”Curses! I’m dead!”, cried (name).>

<136>
\t - <(name) was found dead with a grey cape.>
\t - <(name) died in their path of fighting for the new world order.>
\t - <(name) made some wrong choices.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have visited the mafia last night.>
\t - <(name) should’ve done some more background checks.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have been so adamant about their beliefs.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have mismasoned.>
\t - <(name) won’t have to worry about mismasoning now.>
\t - <(name) died for their cause.>
\t - <(name) was as hard headed as masonite. His chest, however, was not.>

<347>
\t - < (name) was on the wrong side of the force.>
\t - <(name) didn't die nobly.>
\t - <(name) was assassinated.>
\t - <(name) is going to need someone to watch out for his other templar buddies now.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have gone off alone.>
\t - <(name) should’ve joined a different organization.>
\t - <(name) met their doom.>
\t - <I knew (name). We worked in the same office.  Pity that he died.  Can I have his office now?>
\t - <Well, (name) bit the dust.>
\t - <Templarly speaking, (name) took out a huge life insurance policy. Never trust your cousin insurance broker.>


<153>
\t -<(name) was found dead in the big house.>
\t -<(name) swallowed the key.>
\t -<(name) forgot to lock the cell.>
\t -<(name) has been locked up for good.>
\t - <(name) is now partying it up with Elvis, singing “Jailhouse Rock.”>
\t - <Nobody knows the troubles he’s seen.  Nobody knows his sorrows.  Mainly because (name) is dead.>
\t - <Jack Sparrow grinned his toothy grin at (name). “Oy mate, ‘ow ‘bout a bit o yer grog so that I might wet my whistle,” Jack asked.  Jack is free as a bird and our jailer is now dead.>
\t - <The only thing left was the dog holding the key.  (name) was out like a light and didn’t see it coming.  RIP.>
\t - <(name) smiled softly as he slipped into unconsciousness and thought, “I can now go sing with Johnny Cash the “Folsom Prison Blues.”>


<461>
\t -<(name) died of food poisoning>
\t -<Looks like (name) served themself today>
\t -<(name) had their goose cooked>
\t -<(name) watched so many cooking shows and never realized that when you flambe’ you hold the dish away from your body.>
\t -<(name) died. Bork bork bork.>
\t -<(name) died while making the Godfather a supper he couldn’t refuse.>
\t -<Don Corleone doesn’t like zucchini.  (name) found out the hard way.>
\t -<(name) served broken leg of lamb to the mafia, thinking it would be funny.  It obviously was not funny.>
\t -<Note for (name) from The Godfather.  “My love for you came and went and now your feet are in wet cement.”>

<384>
\t -<(name) lost their coat.>
\t -<People never really trusted (name).>
\t -<(name) should have made up their mind.>
\t -<”What’s the difference between the mafia and the government,” he asks, “only one is organized!” Secret agents swarmed the building and (name) had no chance of survival.>
\t -<(name) turned over a new leaf, unfortunately it was 8 feet under.>
\t -<(name) thought he was town. That is….until he went to say hello to the vigilante. Farewell confused fellow.>
\t -<Poor guy, (name) had an identity crisis and had to be exterminated.>
\t -<(name) was angry at Admin for claiming they had checked the database for his role and had a heart attack.>
\t -<(name) turned in their coat.>
\t -<(name) dropped his coat and when he went to pick it up, got run over by the postal express carriage.  What a way to die.>


<2216>
\t - <(name) crystallized their death>
\t - <The readings were never great for (name)>
\t - <(name) drew the wrong attention>
\t - <Not so enchanting now, are you (name)?>
\t - <All she wanted to do was enchant pretty things to make the world a happier place.  How could she know that enchanting Miley Cyrus would create a monster?>
\t - <There’s nothing better than a beautiful enchantress.  (name) wasn’t beautiful, but will still be missed.>
\t - <How about an enchanting story?  (name) died. The end.>
\t - <(name) didn’t really die.  They just signed on to Walt Disney to be the next hero for their next animated feature presentation.>
\t - <(name) slipped while ice skating and died a sudden death.>

<1026>Priest
\t - <(name) learned their God wasn't watching over them that night>
\t - <Thy Kingdom Come for (name)>
\t - <(name) led a good life>
\t - <(name) is doubly holy now>
\t - <(name) should have prayed for themselves.>
\t - <(name) didn’t believe hard enough.>
\t - <(name) has found the afterlife.>
\t - <(name)’s time has come.>
\t - <(name) will someday be remember as a saint.>

<279>
\t - <(name) played with their own trap>
\t - <(name) activated their trap before they could get out of it>
\t - <(name) couldn't find a way out of this one>
\t - <(name) got trapped.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have let themselves fall for that trap.>
\t - <(name) was ensnared!>
\t - <(name) was found with a bear trap clenched around their ankles.>
\t - <(name) fell into a trap door.>
\t - <(name) fell for their own trap.>

<168>
\t - <(name) had a yeast contamination>
\t - <(name) was in a loaf or death situation. They're toast now>
\t - <(name) was cooked in their own oven>
\t - <Mulberry Lane wasn't safe for (name)>
\t - <(name) is brown bread>
\t - <(name) couldn’t handle the heat and had to get out of the kitchen>
\t - <(name) got too baked and passed out.>
\t - <(name) caught on fire.>
\t - <(name) didn’t teach anyone else how to make bread. Soon there will be famine.>
\t - <(name) ate stale bread.>
\t - <(name) got so fat from all those pastries that they died.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t shake and bake away from the mafia.>
\t - <(name) was found in the oven!>

<1391>
\t - <(name) returned to the afterlife to meet up with their ghost friends>
\t - <(name) was busted>
\t - <(name) couldn't redirect that one>
\t - <(name) is still spooky, just dead.>
\t - <(name) was scared to death.>
\t - <(name) is now a friendly ghost.>
\t - <(name)’s death was simply ghastly.>
\t - <(name) was found in the graveyard.>
\t - <(name) got spooked.>

<1260>
\t - <Wow, (name) threw one killer party>
\t - <(name) was found dead by their chauffeur in the pool>
\t - <(name) only lived once>
\t - <(name) is hosting a funeral next>
\t - <(name) hosted the party of a lifetime.>
\t - <(name) died from alcohol poisoning.>
\t - <(name) partied a little too hard.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have let that guy into the party.>
\t - <(name) now knows open house invites death.>
\t - <(name) should’ve stuck to a simple dinner.>
\t - <(name) was found covered in cocktail sauce… and blood!>

<113>
\t - <(name), hosted death.>
\t - <(name) had their show canceled prematurely.>
\t - <(name) is no longer up to the job.>
\t - <The TV producers were disappointed with their performance so (name), the host, was fired.>
\t - <The tribe has spoken, (name), the host, has been eliminated.>
\t - <(name) cries as he drifts off into the distance, “You never kill the host.”>
\t - <(name) hosted their last show and went off on a gig with the heavenly hosts.>
\t - <This is a public service announcement.  Please excuse the interruption. (name), has died a sudden death.  More information to come.>
\t - <(name), hot host hall-of-famer, was hit hard and died horribly.>
\t - <(name), the host, was off to interview Elvira and was never seen again.>


<3891>
\t - <(name) will never waddle again>
\t - <(name) is going to the North Pole>
\t - <That seal was just too fast for (name)>
\t - <(name) was devoured by seals>
\t - <(name) was found dead, missing both of their happy feet>
\t - <(name) is snow more>
\t - <(name) got swallowed by an orca.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t handle the heat.>
\t - <(name) waddled down the wrong path.>
\t - <(name) should’ve watched for killer whales.>
\t - <(name) was found strangled by their scarf!>

<311>
\t - <(name) was overruled>
\t - <(name) got struck with a gavel.>
\t - <The jury was hung for (name)>
\t - <(name) was adjourned indefinitely>
\t - <Upon (name)'s death, the trials will be held by the jury>
\t - <(name) hammered their own coffin>
\t - <(name) was sentenced to death>
\t - <(name) is facing their own judgement now>
\t - <It seems that today was (name)’s Judgment Day.>
\t - <(name) has been judged.>
\t - <(name) was convicted to death.>

<152>
\t - <(name) just popped.>
\t - <(name) experienced an unfair trial.>
\t - <(name) committed suicide after one of their frustrations played up.>
\t - <Few people disliked (name).>
\t - <(name) has been popped off.>
\t - <(name) died from frustration.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t handle the pressure.>
\t - <It only took a minority vote for (name) to die.>
\t - <(name) got hunted.>
\t - <(name) popped like a balloon.>
\t - <Pop goes (name).>

<1758>
\t - <You'd think werewolves won't eat plants, but this particular tree, (name), was the exception.>
\t - <(name) was cut down before their time.>
\t - <(name) should have become a tree.>
\t - <(name) didn’t see their full potential.>
\t - <(name) died from pollution.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t prevent the forest fire.>
\t - <(name) got deforested.>
\t - <(name) never got to save the planet.>
\t - <(name) celebrated their last Arbor Day.>

<8505>
\t - <(name) had a voting machine blow up in their face.>
\t - <(name) got killed while playing with the boss last night.>
\t - <(name) got caught with the boss one too many times.>
\t - <(name) didn't arrange that meeting.>
\t - <(name)’s appointment with death came a bit early.>
\t - <(name) was found smothered by paperwork.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t take the workload.>
\t - <(name) body was a little disorganized this morning.>
\t - <(name) penciled in death for last night.>
\t - <(name) was found dead in the office.>

<351>
\t - <(name) couldn't stay celibate.>
\t - <(name) got lost in the wilderness and somehow didn't make it through.>
\t - <(name) never found the one.>
\t - <(name) got [REDACTED]..>
\t - <(name) pushed the laws of slasher fic too far.>
\t - <(name) never scored. >
\t - <(name) is virg-out.>
\t - <(name) spent too much time on the internet.>
\t - <(name) never got to experience love.>
\t - <(name) was found alone in their bedroom!>

<183>
\t - <(name) was too hammered to show up for work.>
\t - <(name) never received a vest.>
\t - <By the power vested within me, I pronounce (name) to be dead. >
\t - <(name) should have used his own goods.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t vest themselves.>
\t - <(name) had a vested interest in death.>
\t - <(name) should’ve invested in their own vest.>
\t - <(name) was found cracked over the anvil.>
\t - <(name)’s corpse was found in the fire!>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have left all those weapons around the shop.>

<167>
\t - <(name) reveals something as they perish!>
\t - <(name) didn't see it coming.>
\t - <(name) saw a bit too much.>
\t - <(name) wishes they had done their job correctly.>
\t - <(name) exposed someone with their dying breath.>
\t - <(name) is seeing stars forever.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t see enough.>
\t - <(name) should’ve foreseen this.>
\t - <(name) hopes death reveals all they never knew.>
\t - <(name) was bludgeoned with a crystal ball!>
\t - <(name) never revealed their true identity.>

<1208>
\t - <(name) never woke up.>
\t - <(name) will dream forever.>
\t - <The last dream (name) had was of a perfect world.>
\t - <(name) got a little too excited and wet the bed.>
\t - <(name) had a nightmare.>
\t - <(name) is never going to wake up again.>
\t - <(name) had a death-triggering nightmare.>
\t - <(name) won't be waking up.>
\t - <(name) won’t be sharing this dream.>
\t - <(name) was found wrapped in blankets!>
\t - <Not even (name) could’ve dreamed of this.>

<2129>
\t - <(name) was needed back in Heaven.>
\t - <(name) fell from heaven and broke their face.>
\t - <(name) returned to heaven. >
\t - <(name) took a hard fall from the skies.>
\t - <(name) had their wings clipped.>
\t - <(name) should’ve had another energy drink.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t fly away.>
\t - <(name) was struck by Cupid’s Arrow.>

<160>
\t - <(name) died while in middle of the monthly light maintenance. Don't worry, the lights will be back on tomorrow!>
\t - <(name) has left the town in darkness.>
\t - <(name) run out of lightbulbs.>
\t - <(name) joined the dark side.>
\t - <(name) has been extinguished.>
\t - <(name) has blacked out.>
\t - <(name) forgot to pay the electric bill.>
\t - <(name) won’t be keeping the light anymore.>
\t - <It’s lights out for (name).>
\t - <(name) couldn’t keep the flame going.>

<2845>
\t - <(name) opened the door to the afterlife.>
\t - <(name) locked themselves out of safety.>
\t - <(name) should have locked his doors. >
\t - <(name) forgot the keys to survival.>
\t - <(name) forgot to lock their doors.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have given out their house key.>
\t - <(name) got locked out.>
\t - <(name) won’t have to make any more keys now.>
\t - <(name) was found dangling on a keychain!>

<169>
\t - <(name) was shot down.>
\t - <(name) never had a weapon license.>
\t - <(name) loaded the wrong gun.>
\t - <(name) never had a weapon license.>
\t - <(name) never gunned anyone again.>
\t - <(name) was shot by their own gun. >
\t - <(name) has bit the bullet.>
\t - <(name) gave their gun to the wrong guy.>

<1024>
\t - <(name) tried to mimic the dead.>
\t - <(name) copied someone suiciding>
\t - <(name) had just seen a pack of lemmings.>
\t - <(name) forgot to copy someone.>
\t - <(name) didn’t take kindly to being mimicked.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have mimicked the mafia.>
\t - <Looks like mafia don’t take kindly to being mimicked by (name).>
\t - <(name) should’ve been a clown instead.>

<2418>
\t - <(name) won't be coming to town this Christmas.>
\t - <(name) got stuck while going through the chimney>.
\t - <Christmas never came for (name).>
\t - <(name) was on someone else's naughty list.>
\t - <(name) should’ve tried celebrating some other holidays.>
\t - <(name) was given a bad gift.>
\t - <(name) died on the sled.>
\t - <(name) was found dead on the ground covered in cookie crumbs.>
\t - <(name) had a heart attack from all that fat.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have tried traveling around the whole world in one night.>

<3829>
\t - <(name) sang their swan song.>
\t - <(name) won't be visiting any more houses.>
\t - <(name) will never sing again.>
\t - <(name) should probably have stopped accusing people in their songs.>
\t - <(name) is in for a silent night. >
\t - <It's going to be a silent night without (name).>
\t - <(name) won’t be coming home for Christmas.>
\t - <(name) sang their last song.>
\t - <(name) went to the wrong guy’s house.>

<2068>
\t - <(name) picked the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) is swimming with the fishes.>
\t - <(name) won't be getting any more visitors. >
\t - <(name) beckoned to death.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t allure anything but death.>
\t - <(name) allured their assailant inadvertently.>
\t - <(name) was found in a room without a chair.>
\t - <Looks like the sirens are ringing for (name).>

<1303>
\t - <(name) stopped living a life of peace.>
\t - <(name) died a peaceful, detached death.>
\t - <(name) is at peace.>
\t - <(name) has traded their earthly robes for a more heavenly style.>
\t - <(name) died quietly.>
\t - <(name) was a man of few words.>
\t - <(name) self-immolated.>
\t - <(name) followed the path to their death.>
\t - <(name) was found drowned in a tranquility fountain!>

<138>
\t -<(name) was sacrificed to the Cthulhu.>
\t -<(name) actually spoke some coherent words before their death, saying “Decode this.” Then slipped back into Cthulhu gibberish saying, “Xiz eje zpv hp up uif uspvcmf pg efdpejoh uijt.”>
\t -<(name) trusted the wrong people.>
\t -<(name) has performed the final ritual.>
\t -<(name) drank the Kool-Aid and died. They did mention it tasted a little funny.>
\t -<(name) was told to jump off a cliff.>
\t - <(name) was always so impressionable.>
\t - <(name) thought the old granny would be a great convert. Oops.>
\t - <(name) is now happily digging for eternal blue oysters.>
\t - <Did you Hear? (name) died and another guy has already taken his place!>
\t - <(name) died.  Word.>

<1650>
\t -<(name) aaeIbaaffDceecEbffcDa.>
\t -<RIP (name), said no one ever.>
\t -<(name) has sunk back to R'lyeh, but with strange aeons even death may die.>
\t -<(name) witnessed evil through a mirror.>
\t -<(name) returned to the bottom of the ocean.>
\t - <(name) swims to heaven singing “Rollingggg in the deeeeeeeeeeep.”>
\t - <(name) died but no one wanting to do their eulogy.  How DO you pronounce “cthulhu?”>
\t - <The painful death of (name) ended in a peaceful return to the ocean deep.”>
\t - <(name) was buried with his deady bear.>
\t - <(name) traeh rieht ni reggad laicifircas a htiw daed dnuof saw.>


<411>
\t -<(name) took a shotgun to the head.>
\t -<(name) is dead for good this time.>
\t -<(name) is genuinely dead now.>
\t - <(name) is grateful to be dead.>
\t - <Wasn’t (name) already…………..dead?>
\t - <(name) died. Again. Can you think of an English word that rhymes with Zombie? I can’t.>
\t - <How many zombies does it take to
\t - <(name) has died due to his vegan diet.  His favorite dish?  Grainnnnssssssssssss!>
\t - <(name) forgot their head because it wasn’t attached and thus perished.>

<139>
\t -<(name) is dead. What a fool.>
\t -<(name) fell down a well.>
\t -<(name) never fooled anyone.>
\t -<(name) was thrown out of the pack!>
\t -<(name) won't be fooling anyone any longer.>
\t -<(name) learned the hard way about why you shouldn't bring a toaster into the bathtub.>
\t -<(name) tripped over his own feet.>
\t -<(name) wanted it this way.>
\t - <”A fool and their money are soon parted.”  (name) had no money, but they have departed.>

<1117>
\t - <(name) was unlucky in love.>
\t - <(name) pulled a Romeo and Juliet>.
\t - <(name) fell in love with the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) got rejected and died from depression issues.>
\t - <(name) has parted with sweet sorrow. >
\t - <If there’s one person that has no regrets, it’s (name). “Until death we part…….”>
\t - <Ahhhhhh, amour, a fine thing.  Too bad for (name) it has to end.>
\t - <Mon aour pour toi est eternel, (name).>


<140>
\t - <(name) was irritated by life.>
\t - <Somebody felt irritated by the presence of (name).>
\t - <(name) has reached the end of his rope. >
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have had it out for them.>
\t - <(name) needed a new hobby anyway.>
\t - <(name) was found with rope on their neck!>
\t - <(name) should’ve loosened the noose.>
\t - <(name) aggravated a few too many people.>
\t - <(name) didn’t reach their goal in time.>

<141>
\t - <The tables have turned for (name).>
\t - <(name) fought the law, and the law won.>
\t - <(name) felt the wrath of Ol' Sharpie.>
\t - <(name) was avenged.>
\t - <(name) was shut down.>
\t - <(name) was, ironically, killed.>
\t - <(name) was taught a lesson about karma.>
\t - <(name) filled one last grave.>
\t - <(name) was killed.>

<2696>
\t - <(name) wasn't all that they was clocked up to be.>
\t - <The clock struck six for (name).>
\t - <Time has run out for (name).>
\t - <(name) was in their eleventh hour.>
\t - <(name) is out of time.>
\t - <The clock struck midnight for (name).>
\t - <(name) just wanted some more time.>
\t - <Tick tock tick tock, (name) is dead.>
\t - <(name) never got to make those clocks.>
\t - <(name) will at least take solace in that the clock ticks on.>

<154>
\t - <(name) didn't survive.>
\t - <(name) had one job. One job.>
\t - <(name) has moved out to the 'Vivor lobby.>
\t - <(name) had one job.>
\t - <(name) didn’t.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t seriously going to make it far on the game show.>
\t - <(name) should’ve listened to some more Destiny’s Child.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t good at their title.>
\t - <(name) was killed.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t handle the wild.>

<156>
\t -<(name) locked their fate.>
\t -<(name) couldn’t have predicted this.>
\t- <(name) was locked out.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have messed around with black magic.>
\t - <(name) hung around the wrong crowd a little too much.>
\t - <(name) fell into the cauldron.>
\t - <(name) was hunted down by mobs of angry villagers.>
\t - <(name) lost at trial.>

<8036>
\t - <(name) won't be making anyone kiss anymore.>
\t - <(name) received the kiss of death.>
\t - <(name) matched up the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) was put out of business by online dating.>
\t - <Looks like the holiday season ended for (name).>
\t - <(name) made a bad pair.>
\t - <(name) kissed the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have forced those two to kiss.>
\t - <(name) got cooties.>

<2037>
\t - <(name) didn't foresee their own death.>
\t - <(name) died of fear after foreseeing their own obituary.>
\t - <(name) did not foresee this.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t foresee this death.>
\t - <(name) should’ve listened to what was foretold.>
\t - <(name) should have seen this coming.>
\t - <(name) didn’t foresee this bullet in their face.>
\t - <(name) will need someone else to carry their message now.>

<952>
\t - <(name) was nicknamed Steve.>
\t - <(name) never phoned home.>
\t - <(name) was among us all along.>
\t - <(name) poked around where he ought not.>
\t - <(name) was probed repeatedly across their body.>
\t - <(name) probed the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) got probed.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have probed there.>
\t - <(name) was sent back to outer space.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t take the atmospheric pressure change.>

<174>
\t - <(name) was shot up with silver bullets.>
\t - <(name) was hunted by poachers and died.>
\t - <(name) should've stayed out of London.>
\t - <(name) shouldn't have signed up for that furry convention.>
\t - <(name) has eaten his last meal.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t so big or bad after all.
\t - <(name) got shot in London.>
\t - <(name) won’t be howling at the moon now.>
\t - <(name) should’ve stayed with the pack.>

<158>
\t - <(name) forgot about life.>
\t - <(name) had amnesia, so we don’t know their role.>
\t - <(name) forgot how to breathe.>
\t - <(name) will not be forgotten.>
\t - <(name) forgot what shooting a gun pointing to his head did.>
\t - <(name) won’t be forgetting this.>
\t - <(name) forgot what made them die.>
\t - <(name) won’t remember this, probably.>
\t - <Oh that was (name)?  I forgot.>

<1368>
\t -<(name) enjoyed the public sewer system.>
\t -<(name) found out that anarchy doesn't live after all.>
\t -<(name) dropped the bomb on this one. >
\t -<(name) self-destructed.>
\t -<Not even (name) could defy the laws of nature.>
\t - <”I do what I want!” cried (name). I guess death was what they wanted.>
\t - <(name) went out with a bang.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t get protection from the law.>
\t - <(name)’s the last words were, “You just lost THE GAME!”>

<1682>
\t - <(name) was a bit too creepy for someone's tastes.>
\t - <(name) is in the pits of hell where they belong.>
\t - <(name) was pushed down a well.>
\t - <(name) should’ve kept their doll closer.>
\t - <(name) was always pretty sketchy.>
\t - <(name) vanished without a trace.>
\t - <(name) didn’t seem to care that they were lost.>
\t - <(name) left the doll somewhere…>
\t - <(name) can still be seen when you’re alone.>

<159>
\t - <(name) was betrayed.>
\t - <(name) betrayed the wrong man.>
\t - <(name) just couldn’t be trusted.>
\t - <(name) trusted the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) should’ve taken a page out of the biography of Benedict Arnold.>
\t - <(name) was traitorous til the bitter end.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t change sides fast enough.>
\t - <(name) appeared innocent, but was guilty to the core.>
\t - <You never could trust (name). Always seemed so….shady, y’know what I mean?>

<165>
\t - < I think (name) had a little too much at this party...>
\t - <(name) had one too many bottles.>
\t - <(name) couldn't remember that drunk driving could be lethal.>
\t - <(name) never got the chance to sober up.>
\t - <(name) was too hammered to get the hammer.>
\t - <(name) drowned in their spirits.>
\t - <(name) was served a Bloody Mary.>
\t - <(name) was proven wrong.>
\t - <(name) has run dry.>

<6116>
\t - <(name), was expected in the wreckage.>
\t - <The contractual agreement didn't go to plan for (name).>
\t - <(name) had a bounty on his head.>
\t - <(name), was run over by a train.  He didn’t know what hit him.>
\t - <Casey Caseum here with your top 40 favorite hits.  Here’s (name) with the song, “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.”>
\t - <(name)’s dream was to always be a chef.  Instead he became a hitman to help out the family business.  They will be missed.>.
\t - <(name), took that big bus to heaven.>
\t - <There was no better time for (name), to get that hair replacement procedure.  Too bad the doctor was having a bad day. >
\t - <(name) was an ugly baby, but they made the most of their life by becoming a hitman and dying an ugly death.  Welp.>
\t - <(name)’s last words were, “To be a good hitman, you have to plan ahe…..” RIP buddy.>

<8475>
\t - <(name) just couldn't stay away from matches...>
\t - <(name) has met his match.>
\t - <(name) had one request.  That “You light up my life” is sung at his funeral.>
\t - <(name) made the mistake of connecting with an old flame.  He was never seen again.>
\t - <(name) was just helping his Godfather cross the street when, SPLAT!! He was thrown under the bus. >
\t - <(name) you were good kid, Real good. (name) has died.>
\t - <(name) misunderstood his orders and thought he was to be an arborist.  He fell out of a tree and broke his neck. >
\t - <Au Revior, (name) you will be missed. Wait.  Not really.>
\t - <(name) died while smoking on his waterbed.  Ironic, isn’t it?>

<386>
\t - <(name) blew up at the wrong place.>
\t - <(name)’s plans blew up in their face.>
\t - <(name) always had an explosive temper.>
\t - <(name) was killed by a mass text message shortly after arming their package.
\t - <(name) wanted to die anyway>
\t - <.(name) was da bomb.  Well, he had a bomb taped on him and he walked over and there was this phone call.  That was a short term career choice.>
\t - <So (name) died but his ghostly skeleton is still around being a puppet for a ventriloquist.  That’s what he gets!  >
\t - <The last time (name) went to see their mother, she said “don’t forget to call.”  His last parting thought before dying is, “I shoulda called my mudder.”>
\t - <(name) always blows things out of proportion. Write him off, associates.>
\t - <The Godfather always said that (name) had potential.  Well I thought he said that.  What he really said is that he is dynomite.  >

<1037>
\t - <(name) was obviously not planning this far.>
\t - <(name) was outsmarted.>
\t - <(name) couldn't resist revealing their plans to the protagonist.>
\t - <(name) considered every outcome except this one.>
\t - <The mafia found out that (name) was actually jack of all trades and master of none. Thus, he was eliminated.>
\t - <Well, (name), had lost all hope and just wanted to go back to school to get a better job. Instead, he died.>
\t - <(name) thought cement shoes would be a good idea and is now consulting with the fish.>
\t - <Never trust your barber.  (name) found this out too late and died.>
\t - <(name) died a sudden death.  Shame that only the good die young.>
\t - <(name) thought it was a good idea to take a vacation to Mexico and run with the bulls.  It was gory. >

<137>
\t - <(name) went insane.>
\t - <(name) was never liked by their patients.>
\t - <(name) ran into a little trouble. >
\t - <(name) shrunk.>
\t - <(name) should’ve seen a shrink.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t calm down their killer.>
\t - <(name)’s exorbitant rates angered more than a few people.>
\t - <(name) heard a few too many horror stories.>
\t - <(name) should’ve talked about their feelings on the couch.>
\t - <(name) won’t be needing their own shrink now.>

<339>
\t - <(name) committed seppuku.>
\t - <(name) committed sudoku.>
\t - <(name) found out that gun beats sword. The hard way.>
\t - <(name) died an honorable death.>
\t - <(name) dishonored bushido.>
\t - <(name) died honorably.>
\t - <(name) is now a ronin.>
\t - <(name) followed the true path to the heavens.>
\t - <(name) won’t be protecting the shogun anymore.>
\t - <(name) ate some bad sushi.>

<3060>
\t - <(name) admired killing too much.>
\t - <With multiple stab wounds, (name) got just what they wanted.>
\t - <(name) didn't live long enough to become the villain. >
\t - <(name) killed themselves after watching his role model do the same.>
\t - <(name) will never know true romance now.>
\t - <(name) wanted to go out like Romeo and Juliet, but instead died alone.>
\t - <(name) never got to speak about their true feelings.>
\t - <(name) looked up to the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) admired killers, but now may have to admire death.>
\t - <It was no secret admirer that died, but (name).>

<6157>
\t - <(name) died of old age.>
\t - <(name) won't be cleaning any more houses.>
\t - <(name) won't be getting any older. >
\t - <(name) will need to hire a new maid to clean up the mess.>
\t - <(name) won’t be causing anymore mischief.>
\t - <(name) was “made” a little too old.>
\t - <(name) will keep their casket clean now.>
\t - <(name) was found face first in a pail of ammonia.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have eaten the laundry detergent.>

<1978>
\t - <(name) tried to spread things around too much.>
\t - <No one liked (name) anyway.>
\t - <(name) is no longer among us.>
\t - <(name) surprisingly didn’t get much support.>
\t - <(name) had total rule, but at what cost?>
\t - <(name) couldn’t strongarm his way out of this.>
\t - <(name) was found in the street with a lit candle burning the fat in his corrupt belly.>
\t - <(name) should’ve kept more trustworthy advisors.>
\t - <(name) was assassinated.>
\t - <(name) should’ve gotten a bodyguard.>

<161>
\t - <No one liked (name) anyway.>
\t - <Thanks to a majority vote, (name) was elected.>
\t - <(name)'s lies came back to haunt him.>
\t - <(name) has sided with death.>
\t - <(name) didn’t campaign hard enough for their life.>
\t - <(name) made a few too many enemies in office.>
\t - <(name) should’ve given out those political favors they had promised.>
\t - <(name) had sketchy backers.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t run a better campaign.>
\t - <The mafia passed the most votes to kill (name).>

<142>
\t - <(name) was silenced.>
\t - <(name) died a quiet death. >
\t - <(name) seems to have lost his voice.>
\t - <(name) has gone very quiet.>
\t - <(name)-...........>
\t - <(name) has nothing to say.>
\t - <Whose quiet now? (name) is.>
\t - <It looks like the cat has (name)’s tongue.>
\t - <(name) didn’t go out quietly.>
\t - <(name) doesn’t want to talk about this.>

<8728>
\t - <(name) blindly walked into a pit of deadly squids.>
\t - <(name) should have went to Specsavers.>
\t - <(name) didn’t see it coming.>
\t - <(name) was blinded!>
\t - <(name) couldn’t see this coming.>
\t - <(name) was blinded by the light.>
\t - <(name) should’ve used their other senses to avoid this.>
\t - <(name) should’ve gotten a seeing eye dog.>
\t - <(name) blinded the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) may have blinded their assailant, but certainly not their gun.>

<283>
\t - <(name) was lag-switched.>
\t - <(name) misclicked.>
\t - <(name) got no scoped.>
\t - <(name) is not a crazed gunman, Dad.>
\t - <(name) should have kept hidden.>
\t - <(name) was sniped.>
\t - <(name) was shot from long range.>
\t - <(name) misfired.>
\t - <(name) should’ve hidden in a better spot.>
\t - <(name) should’ve paid for better camo.>

<3564>
\t - <(name) was an illusion the whole time!>
\t - <The magic trick of (name) didn't go exactly as planned.>
\t - <Someone made (name) disappear.>
\t - <(name) is out of tricks.>
\t - <(name) was all smoke and mirrors.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t a good magician and revealed their tricks.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t figure a way out of this jam!>
\t - <(name) isn’t fooling anyone.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t really here, they were just a figment of your imagination.>


<2292>
\t - <(name) forgot which gun wasn't rigged to explode.>
\t - <(name) managed to sabotage their own fate.>
\t - <(name) has been messed with.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t rig the gun in time.>
\t - <(name) should’ve rigged that gun.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t rig the knife, unfortunately.>
\t - <(name) was sabotaged.>
\t - <(name) got fooled by their own device.>
\t - <(name) had a few too many angry customers.>

<143>
\t - <(name) took their job a little too seriously.>
\t - <(name) didn't live long enough to get '不滅' inked on their neck.>
\t - <(name) may have left something behind.>
\t - <(name) knew this day would come.>
\t - <(name) hopes they added another to their ranks.>
\t - <(name) hopes the conversion was worth it.>
\t - <(name) was sacrificed.>
\t - <(name) wonders now if it’s worth it.>
\t - <(name) did it for the greater good.>

<4533>
\t - <(name) was consigned to death.>
\t - <(name) was mugged on their way to the mafia meeting.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t fooling anyone.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t hide the truth.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t convert back to town.>
\t - <(name) regrets becoming mafia.>
\t - <(name) was a little too sketchy for their own good.>
\t - <(name) got mixed up in the wrong crowd.>
\t - <(name) didn’t advise their own death.>
\t - <(name) should’ve advised against this killing.>

<144>
\t - <(name) was found out.>
\t - <(name) wasn't as innocent as they looked.>
\t - <(name) has reached the final act.>
\t - <(name) won’t be running the show now.>
\t - <(name) died on the day of his daughter’s wedding.>
\t - <(name) should’ve had a bodyguard.>
\t - <(name) knew that looks could be deceiving.>
\t - <(name) was found with a horse’s head in their bed.>
\t - <(name) knew this day would come.>
\t - <(name) is no longer the Don.>
\t - <(name) was found face first in a plate of spaghetti.>

<145>
\t - <(name) was framed.>
\t - <(name) messed with the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) always regretted not pursuing their family's picture framing business.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t shift the blame this time.>
\t - <(name) was genuinely guilty.>
\t - <(name) claimed to have been framed, but no one believed him.>
\t - <(name) photoshopped his death message.>
\t - <(name) will have to have their face blacked out in those old photos now.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t framed.>
\t - <(name) tried to frame their assailant, but they found out.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t make themselves appear innocent.>

<146>
\t - <(name) got into the wrong car with the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) had a wild night.>
\t - <(name) declined protection!>
\t - <(name) forgot to tell their pimp where they were headed.>
\t - <(name) had one too many wild nights.>
\t - <(name) was found dead in a dumpster.>
\t - <(name) was choked out.>
\t - <(name) finally succumbed to syphilis..>
\t - <(name) should have used protection.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have taken that call.>
\t - <(name) didn’t die from an STD, just bullets.>

<147>
\t - <(name) was located.>
\t - <(name) was kicked out from Hollywood.>
\t - <(name) had their face uncovered.>
\t - <(name) can’t pretend anymore.>
\t - <(name) should’ve guised out.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t hide their identity this time.>
\t - <(name) was unmasked.>
\t - <(name) transcended the mask and made their facade a reality. However, they still died.>
\t - <(name) suffocated from that poorly crafted mask.>
\t - <(name) won’t be faking out anyone anymore.>
\t - <(name) didn’t pass that guise test.>

<429>
\t - <(name) played one too many roles.>
\t - <(name) broke a leg.>
\t - <(name) forgot to pick someone.>
\t - <(name) acted out.>
\t - <(name) didn’t get the part.>
\t - <(name) won’t be getting the lead role now.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t the understudy for death.>
\t - <(name) should’ve had a better audition.>
\t - <(name) played the role of the zombie a little too seriously.>
\t - <(name) is a method actor. To learn how to play the living dead, they had to die first.>
\t - <(name) is now a D-list actress: The dead-list.>

<182>
\t - <(name) is suited with death.>
\t - <It seems death suits (name) just fine.>
\t - <(name) was switched up.>
\t - <(name) has been suited up for death.>
\t - <(name) will be wearing that custom fit suit in the grave.>
\t - <(name)’s death was tailor-made.>
\t - <(name) was strangled with yarn!>
\t - <(name) had a few sewing needles sticking out of them.>
\t - <(name) could use some patching up.>
\t - <(name) wore out their clothes, just like their welcome.>

<1365>
\t - <(name) decided to read the daily mail.>
\t - <The death of (name) made headlines in local newspapers.>
\t - <(name) would like to inform you that he is dead. >
\t - <(name) won’t be dishing out any more dirt.>
\t - <(name) knew a little too much.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t that well-informed after all.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t informed about this.>
\t - <(name) didn’t get the news fast enough.>
\t - <(name) didn’t look over their shoulder while reading the paper.>

<2637>
\t - <(name) tripped on a ladybug.>
\t - <(name) didn’t even lift.>
\t - <(name) went to the gym and never came back.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t so tough after all.>
\t - <(name) overdosed on steroids.>
\t - <(name) ragequit.>
\t - <(name) was tossed aside.>
\t - <(name) had some serious back issues from all the lifting they did in their youth. They had a few too many herniated discs and passed away.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t that strong, man.>
\t - <(name) won’t be competing in the World’s Strongest Man competition this year.>
\t - <(name) needs to find someone big enough to carry their corpse.>

<148>
\t - <(name) will have to clean up their own corpse today.>
\t - <(name) was found digging his own grave.>
\t - <(name) kicked the bucket. >
\t - <(name) can't clean up this mess.>
\t - <(name) has been swept under the rug.>
\t - <(name) slipped on a puddle of water is what they said. I bet it’s something more.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t clean up their own mess.>
\t - <(name) should’ve cleaned up the scene better.>
\t - <(name) was found covered in bleach.>
\t - <(name) was found face first in a mop bucket.>
\t - <(name) was impaled by a broom.>

<789>
\t - <(name) AXEd one too many many question and was AXEecutioned.>
\t - <(name) asked too many questions. >
\t - <(name) should have questioned his methods.>
\t - <(name) will see you later alligator.>
\t - <(name) interrogated the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) was interrogated.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have executed that guy’s brother.>
\t - <(name) made too many enemies.>
\t - <(name) gave away their identity to the wrong person.>

<5670>
\t - <(name) was too quiet to plead not guilty.>
\t - <The plan of (name) was overheard and stopped.>
\t - <(name) faded away like a whisper.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t call for help.>
\t - <No one could hear (name)’s cry for help.>
\t - <(name) can only whisper to the grave now.>
\t - <(name)’s words were lost with the wind.>
\t - <(name) should’ve spoken up.>
\t - <(name) whispered to the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) whispered sweet nuttins to what ended up being da boss’s new sweet thing and promptly “disappeared.”>

<149>
\t - <(name) was caught.>
\t - <I spy with my little eye that (name) has been killed!>
\t - <(name) didn't realize he was being watched.>
\t - <(name) spied on the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) was spied on.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have contacted the townies.>
\t - <(name) send a message to the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) didn’t see this one coming.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t careful enough.>

<150>
\t - <(name) has no case to answer>.
\t - <(name) couldn't defend himself!>
\t - <(name) couldn't object fast enough.>
\t - <(name) has rested their case.>
\t - <(name) won't be showing up to the court anymore.>
\t - <(name) failed to make a case.>
\t - <(name) was sentenced to death and executed.>
\t - <(name) couldn't talk his way out of this one.>
\t - <(name) didn’t object to the death penalty.>
\t - <Objection! But it was overruled for (name).>

<1188>
\t - <(name) probably has a forged will.>
\t - <(name) can't forge his way out of this one.>
\t - <(name) isn't letting you see his real will. >
\t - <No one knows what (name)’s wishes were when they died.>
\t - <There’s a 50% chance that (name) is still alive.>
\t - <(name) forged the wrong papers.>
\t - <(name) never left a will, oddly enough.>
\t - <(name) wants to tell you that this death message was forged!>
\t - <(name) was found with a pen in their chest.>
\t - <(name) tried to harm people with the written word whilst they were harmed by the bullet.>

<151>
\t - <Someone sleeps better at night, knowing (name) no longer haunts the streets.>
\t - <(name) died alone.>
\t - <(name) had an unhealthy obsession of the wrong person.>
\t - <(name) should have followed someone else. >
\t - <(name) spent too much time on Facebook.>
\t - <(name) has been put on restraining order.>
\t - <(name) knew a bit too much about this one person, but now will only get to know about death.>
\t - <(name) won’t be stalking anymore.>
\t - <Some can take solace in (name)’s death.>
\t - <(name) stalked the wrong guy.>

<1280>
\t - <(name) had forced someone a little bit too much.>
\t - <(name) has been forced into an early grave. >
\t - <(name) obviously wasn’t that tough.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t stop their conversion to death.>
\t - <(name) was enforced.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have been so pushy.>
\t - <(name) was forced to die.>
\t - <(name) died, but not without a fight.>
\t - <(name) won’t be enforcing anything now.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t enforce everything on time.>

<1067>
\t - <(name) was the ugly duckling. >
\t - <(name) quacked for the last time.>
\t - <(name) got a taste of his own medicine.>
\t - <(name) should’ve finished medical school.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t escape the pending lawsuit.>
\t - <(name) needs to see a real doctor.>
\t - <(name) should’ve gone to a legitimate doctor.>
\t - <(name) didn’t get much use out of those black market organs.>
\t - <(name) took a bad pill.>
\t - <(name) committed malpractice.>

<203>
\t - <(name) got a taste of their own medicine.>
\t - <(name) was drunk and mistook their cyanide for beer.>
\t - <(name) is now with good spirits.>
\t - <(name) feels worse than sick.>
\t - <(name) died slowly and painfully.>
\t - <(name) ironically went out pretty quickly.>
\t - <(name) drank the wine in front of them.>
\t - <(name) fell for the WIFOM.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have spiked that drink.>

<157>
\t - <(name) was texting while driving.>
\t - <(name) shouldn't have drank that beer.>
\t - <(name) shouldn't have been playing Epicmafia while driving.>
\t - <(name) ran out of gas.>
\t - <(name) never found a parking spot.>
\t - <(name) has skidded to a halt.>
\t - <(name) was a real human being and a real hero.>
\t - <Jesus has taken the wheel for (name).>
\t - <(name) drove down the wrong road.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have followed the GPS.>
\t - <(name) blew a red light.>

<5893>
\t - <Looks like it was finally (name)'s time to go.>
\t - <(name) died of old age, not guns.>
\t - <(name) died of old age.>
\t - <(name) lived a long and evil life.>
\t - <(name) was too old.>
\t - <(name) blamed it on the kids.>
\t - <(name) won’t have to worry about the kids on their lawn now.>
\t - <(name) went out like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.>
\t - <(name) should’ve gone to the nursing home.>
\t - <(name) didn’t take their meds.>
\t - <(name) should’ve lead a healthier lifestyle.>

<162>
\t - <(name) intercepted death.>
\t - <(name) got caught up in the wrong crowd.>
\t - <(name) shouldn't have meddled. >
\t - <(name) should’ve just been an NFL cornerback.>
\t - <(name) didn’t get the message.>
\t - <(name) got the wrong message.>
\t - <(name) received mixed signals.>
\t - <(name) didn’t get the message that they were set to die.>
\t - <(name) should’ve tapped the wires.>

<585>
\t - <(name) has played their last song.>
\t - <(name) was found beaten to death with a violin.>
\t - <(name) fiddled with the wrong piddle.>
\t - <(name) fell off the roof.>
\t - <If only (name) died as a rich man.>
\t - <(name) lost their duel with the devil.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have played so loudly at night.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have fiddled with that crowd.>
\t - <(name) broke their fiddle.>
\t - <(name) should’ve learned how to play a different instrument.>
\t - <(name) will only hear bagpipes now.>

<164>
\t - <(name) was avada kedavra'd to death.>
\t - <(name) was burned at the stake.>
\t - <(name) is really most sincerely dead.>
\t - <(name) sank to the bottom of the ocean.>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have gone to that witch trial.>
\t - <(name) fell into their cauldron.>
\t - <Bubble bubble, toil and - welp - caused trouble for (name).>
\t - <(name) shouldn’t have kidnapped Tooty.>
\t - <(name) is melting.>
\t - <(name) was crushed by a house.>

<170>
\t - <(name) was found in the ventilation system.>
\t - <(name) had his tongue cut out and his throat slit.>
\t - <(name) doesn’t feel like talking anymore.>
\t - <(name) will need someone else to talk for them now.>
\t - <(name) stuck their hand in the wrong place.>
\t - <(name) is now the dummy.>
\t - <(name) pulled the wrong strings.>
\t - <(name) should’ve stopped trying to pull the strings.>
\t - <(name) was the wrong guy’s puppet.>
\t - <(name) won’t be pulling the strings now.>

<1207>
\t - <LAME! (name) said the cursed word!>
\t - <The death of (name) was not seen in the cards.>
\t - <(name) at his own words>
\t - <Word on the street is that (name) is dead.>
\t - <(name) probably shouldn’t have made so many enemies.>
\t - <It was only a matter of time until someone made a voodoo doll of (name).>
\t - <(name) now knows to speak no evil.>
\t - <(name) should’ve watched their mouth.>
\t - <(name) regrets that self-curse.>
\t - <(name) is bound to death.>

<180>
\t - <(name) stole a bullet to the head.>
\t - <(name) stole a ticking time bomb.>
\t - <(name) has been robbed of their life.>
\t - <(name) paid for his crimes.>
\t - <(name) stole from the wrong guy.>
\t - <(name) didn’t steal, they simply paid with their life.>
\t - <(name) burgled until their final days.>
\t - <(name) now will need to steal a life.>
\t - <(name) learned firsthand that crime doesn’t pay.>


<2590>
\t - <(name) accidentally froze their own heart.>
\t - <(name) is now static.>
\t - <Shocking! (name) was killed.>
\t - <(name) won't be able to feel anything anymore.>
\t - <(name) has stopped moving.>
\t - <(name) was frozen in fear and was shot 30 times. Only the first one hurts.>
\t - <While loading his poison darts, one fell onto (name)’s big toe, killing them within seconds.>
\t - <While talking to Guido and eating pizza, a car plowed into the joint, killing Guido and (name).>
\t - <(name) thought they’d take a closer look at the school of fish but unfortunately swam into a school of alarmed stingrays.>

<1250>
\t - <(name) dug a little too deep.>
\t - <(name) was gone in a flash.>
\t - <(name) has been exposed.>
\t - <The  celebrities, the glamour… it killed (name).>
\t - <There’s no celebrity that (name) would not pursue. Now they’re pursuing the “stars.”>
\t - <Starstruck, (name) approached Leonardo DiCaprio and asked for his autograph. He was subsequently trampled by a herd of adoring fans. >
\t - <The flash, flash, flash of so many cameras caused (name) to pass out and split their head on the concrete. Told you they had no brains.>
\t - <In a wild chase through a tunnel in France to catch a shot of royalty, (name) stupidly sped right into the median.>
\t - <Rest in Peace, (name), Rest in peace.>
\t - <(name) goes off suddenly to photograph that great celebrity in the sky. Think there’s wifi up there?>


<924>
\t - <(name) got too many badges.>
\t - <(name) never reported back.>
\t - <(name) wasn't always prepared after all.>
\t - <Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and (name) hurt people.>
\t - <(name) ventured into the wrong neighborhood.>
\t - <A scout is a person sent out ahead of a main force so as to gather information about the enemy's position and strength.  Unfortunately, (name) didn’t know that he had wandered too far.>
\t - <(name) was looking the wrong way. Shame.>
\t - <The final member of the family paid their respects to (name) and sadly drove away.  *cue sad music*>
\t - <(name) was not afraid to die.>

<6115>
\t - <(name) associated with the wrong people.>
\t - <(name) has a new partnership with the reaper.>
\t - <(name) went to visit their mother but never got past that back alley.>
\t - <Sometimes you just have a really bad day. (name) had their last.>
\t - <(name) is now swimming with the dolphins for good.>
\t - <Ey, dere’s I hate to break it to ya, kid, but (name) has bit the dust.  Go put some, ehhhh, flowers on their grave for me, y’know. Then I have another “job” forz ya.>
\t - <(name) and everything associated with them is erased without a trace.>
\t - <(name) led a full, productive life.  Too bad he died so young.>


<129>
\t - <(name) is faking their death.>
\t - <(name) faked everything but his death.>
\t - <(name) was probably a fake.>
\t - <Some wonder if (name) faked his death. Nah, probably not.>
\t - <Only death couldn’t be fabricated for (name).>
\t - <(name) forgot which was the real gun.>
\t - <(name) should’ve made a real vest.>
\t - <The only thing more fabulous than (name)’s items was their death.>
\t - <(name) couldn’t fabricate themself out of this one.>
\t - <

<925>
\t - <(name) didn't see this one coming.>
\t - <(name) saw the iceberg a little too late.>
\t - <(name) shouldn't have kept their daltonism a secret.>
\t - <(name) was really bad at his job.>
\t - <You mean (name) didn’t see this coming?>
\t - <(name) was blind to this assault.>
\t - <(name) should’ve looked out.>
\t - <(name) could’ve used someone to lookout for them.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t looking carefully.>
\t - <(name) was decimated by a herd of Justin Bieber fans wanting an autograph.>

<247>
\t - <(name) moved too slowly.>
\t - <(name) accidentally killed himself.>
\t - <(name) cut a bomb instead of the pineapple.>
\t - <(name) has returned to the shadows.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t stealthy enough.>
\t - <It doesn’t look like the cover of darkness helped for (name).>
\t - <(name) should’ve been stealthier.>
\t - <(name) wasn’t the sneakiest person in the room.>
\t - <(name) still thinks ninjas are better than pirates.>
\t - <(name) was found with a few shurikens in his back.>