Trainwreck (2015)

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Girls, your mother and
I are getting divorced.

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Don't cry. I know you're upset,
I know you're confused.

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I don't know what your mother told you,

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but let me explain it from my side,

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in terms you can understand.

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You got your doll, right?

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You got your doll there.

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Yeah.

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You got your doll, you like your doll,
right? Yes.

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You love your doll.
Yeah.

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Yes, you love the doll.

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But what if I told you

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that was the only doll
you're allowed to play with

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the rest of your life?

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How would you feel?

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Sad.

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You'd feel sad!
Of course!

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Because there's a lot of other dolls
on your shelves.

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And if you play with the other dolls,

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you can't have that doll anymore.

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Even though that doll doesn't really

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want to play with you at this point.

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You're both living a lie!

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There's other dolls you like,

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and they're making new dolls every year.

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You want a stewardess doll?

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Yeah.

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What about a slightly overweight
cocktail waitress doll?

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Yeah.

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What about a doll who happens to be

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best friends with your main doll?

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Yeah.

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- It could happen, right?
- Yeah.

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What about a doll you only play
with one day and never see again?

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Yeah!

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What about a doll where your
friend's playing with the doll,

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and he needs you to kind of
man up with the other doll.

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You don't even want to play with that doll,

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but you do it because your
friend's playing with that doll.

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You don't wanna sit there and
leave the other doll unattended.

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Yeah.

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So that's why me and Mom
are getting divorced.

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Monogamy isn't realistic!

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Monogamy isn't realistic!

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Again!

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Monogamy isn't realistic.

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Again!

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I never do this.
This is so weird for me.

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I really like these ones.

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No!

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Shit!
That's your dick?

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Too big!
Your dick doesn't end.

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Why doesn't your dick end?

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Have you ever fucked someone before?

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Where is she buried?

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That looks like the whole cast
of Game of Thrones.

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Come here.

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You know what?

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I'm, like, really shy,

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So we should probably do this first

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so I feel comfortable with you.

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Yeah, all right.

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A little warm-up. I know.
Yeah, a little warm-up.

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You taste like mango.

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Just stop talking, okay?
Just, like...

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Just do the alphabet.

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Just hang up at the top.

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Everything important is up at the top.

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Yeah, that's good.

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Okay.

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Hey, you like that, right?

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Amy?

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Hey.

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I think it's my turn, baby.

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Amy, seriously, my turn.

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Muffin, remember you said you were gonna...

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Okay.

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Hey, guys, I'm Amy.
Don't judge me, fuckers!

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I'm just a sexual girl, okay?

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I am fine.
I am in control.

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This is clearly not my first rodeo.

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The key is to never ever
let them sleep over.

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I got a couple of ticks to The Black Keys,

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Thursday, if you want...

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Thanks.
Bye!

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All right, good night.

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All right, bye.
Good night.

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I guess I do love pussy.

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Look, I have a great job
and my apartment is sick,

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and my friends and family are awesome,

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and Pm sort of seeing someone.

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This dude is not him.

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This guy is who I'm seeing.
Kind of.

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He's hot, right?

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He is great, but it is like
fucking an ice sculpture.

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Okay, so I broke the sleepover rule.

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Where am I?

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Scarf ace poster.

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Please don't be a dorm room.
Please don't be a dorm room.

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There she is.
Buenos Dias, baby.

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My God!

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You look like an angel.

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What time is it?

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It's like 7:30 in the morning.

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I didn't know if I should
let you sleep or not.

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Or make you breakfast.

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I chose breakfast.

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Where am I?

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You're in Staten Island, sugar!

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What?

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Fuck!

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Hey, so when do you think
I'm gonna see you again?

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Soon.
Like, really, really soon.

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Hey, hey, hey.
You don't gotta rush off.

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My God, you're stunning.

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Thank you.

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Hey, so Saturday...

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Saturday, my aunt is getting married, and
she's having a little barbecue beforehand,

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and I would love it
if you were my date, baby.

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Like, if I walked in with you?
My God.

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Johnny would be like,
"Yo! Oli, what's up, kid?

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Like, "Who's that piece?"
You know? "She's bodied down."

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Right, I don't know what that means,
but, like, I can't do that because, like,

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you and I won't ever see each other again.

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I didn't think you were gonna, like,
follow up so quick about hanging out,

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but this is it for us.

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Well, but...
Our journeys over.

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I could just say I'd see ya...
Till Saturday.

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Our journey's over now because
I probably won't see you,

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because I gotta get to work,
and you gotta go be foine as hell.

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Okay, bye.
I got Bikram yoga, so...

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Hey, you can say whatever you want, baby,
but hips don't lie.

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Hey, check your Twitter,
I might direct message you.

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Might DM.

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Yes, sir!

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Yes, sir!

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What's up, buddy?
Help me out, dude. Come on.

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Noam, watch out.
Good morning.

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Amy!

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There she is, my princess.

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What happened?
Did church let out early?

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Ha-ha.

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Hey!
Amy, where are you going?

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This isn't Planned Parenthood.

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My God.
Shut up!

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You have to tell me
everything about last night.

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I went on your Instagram.
That guy is like, so hot.

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He looks kind of like a white Drake.
No.

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He was like a Puerto Rican Gollum.

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I'm not talking about it.

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Do you have to pee?
Yeah, totally.

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Did you hear Johnny Depp
is coming into the office today?

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Yeah.
I'm all over that.

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Which version of Johnny Depp

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would you most wanna have sex with?

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Which one does it for you the most?

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Because I can't stop thinking about it.

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For me, it's Pirates of the Caribbean.

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I love a fully made up, long hair,

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almost feminine-looking Johnny Depp.

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Not almost. He looks like
a beautiful woman in that movie.

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Yeah.
Who would be yours?

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I'm thinking, like,
an Edward Scissorhands Johnny Depp.

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You would get totally cut up.

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Yeah, but he'd feel so bad about it

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that he'd be like, "I'll never leave you."

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And I would get, like, a sick haircut.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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But also, guess what?
Willy Wonka, bring it on.

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My God, totally.
Right?

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Yeah.
I would fuck the shit

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out of Willy Wonka Johnny Depp.

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Okay, my babes, I want your undivided.

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I've been looking at your pitches

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and these are my thoughts.

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Nikki.

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Why are you smiling?

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I'm not smiling, I'm just very nervous.

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Stop smiling.
Stop smiling.

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That's even more.
Nikki.

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The more nervous I get,
the more I smile, so...

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Stop smiling.

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Stop it.
Stop it.

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Nikki, shut it down. Come on.
Bring it down, bring it down.

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That's it.

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I'm sick of your ginger nonsense.

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I don't wanna see those gnashers.
No.

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Stop it.
What's this?

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That's our new intern, Donald.

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I thought we were getting a chick,
but he's here.

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Okay.
Welcome, Donald.

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Welcome to S'nuff where we are
teaching the strong-willed man

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how to dress, think, eat, fuck.

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Do you like the magazine, Donald?

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Yeah, it's pretty much all I read.
Good answer.

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Look, this is ours. This is ours.
Right? We made this.

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What's our demographic?

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Every-fucking-one.

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Thank you.
You can go now.

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Yeah, thank you.
It's a big opportunity.

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Right, pitch me.
Pitch me hard. Schultz?

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So I was thinking of something called

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the "S'nuffGuide to Beating Off at Work."

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Where to do it, how to do it,

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how not to get caught.

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How to get caught.

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Makes it more fun.

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I already started the research, you guys.

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Bryson?
Okay, I got one.

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"You're not gay.
She's boring."

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Good.
Yeah?

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Fantastic! I can see it.
Thank you.

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Okay.
I have another to pitch.

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Maybe a cover, I don't know.

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"You call those tits?"

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That's good.
Yeah.

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And then maybe like a
"Where are they now?" piece

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about the kids Michael Jackson
gave settlements to.

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Good.

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I want to know.

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That's good, yeah.

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I play ice hockey with one of them.
I'll get an email.

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Yeah, that's good.

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Right.
So, assignments.

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Schultz,
you're on the Ryan Phillippe piece.

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What?

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Yes!
Crash was epic.

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I was thinking I would take a
stab at the Phillippe piece.

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No. Ryan, I tell you,
he's in a major funk right now,

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and he will respond much better

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to a male who is neither
attractive nor masculine.

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That's me right here.

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Bryson, I've got a red mark by your name.

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Why would that be?
Yes, okay.

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I am pitching Dr. Aaron Conners.

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He works with some of the Knicks.

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He's this incredible,
young sports physician on the rise,

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and he just created this revolutionary

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knee insert that cuts
recovery time in half.

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He's about to perform it
on Amar'e Stoudemire.

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It will be the first time
it's ever been done on a pro athlete.

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If we get this, we'll have access

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to the biggest names in sports.

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LeBron, Durant, Blake Griffin.

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I've heard of this guy.
He did D'Brickashaw Ferguson's knee, right?

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Yes.

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Yeah, and Metta World Peace's too.

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Yeah. Thabo Sefolosha
owes his whole career to this guy.

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Are these real names?

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What's that, Amy?
Your thoughts?

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I'm sorry, I just...

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I don't know why
we treat these athletes like heroes

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just because they can skate fast

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or kick a ball in a net.

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I just think it's weird.
No offense.

256
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,020
I just think that sports are stupid,

257
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,976
and anyone who likes them

258
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:28,233
is just, like, a lesser person.

259
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,573
And has a small intellect.

260
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:37,368
Killer.
I want you to write the piece.

261
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,244
What?
What?

262
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,747
No, I literally can't stomach sports.

263
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,999
Yeah, I know.
Your opposition is perfection.

264
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,845
This really feels like a Bryson article.

265
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,212
Yeah, this feels like a "me" article.
I pitched it.

266
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,793
Yeah, you pitched it.
I'm giving it to Amy.

267
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,503
What are you saying?
You giving me some attitude here?

268
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,463
This isn't a fucking medical journal.

269
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,344
I can do opposition, I can do sexy.

270
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,176
I want that.
I want that hatred.

271
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,351
I'm giving it to Amy.

272
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,350
Don't sulk at me.
I'm not sulking.

273
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,306
This is my decision.
I'm giving it to Amy.

274
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,936
Sure.
Fine.

275
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,569
I can do sexy though.
Sorry?

276
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,114
- Nothing. I'm fine.
- What?

277
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,696
I'm just having fun.

278
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,533
Nikki, I want you to research

279
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,035
whether garlic makes semen
taste any different.

280
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,585
- How am I supposed to get the...
- Thank you.

281
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,379
You inspire me.

282
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,292
It tastes the same.

283
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,587
Amy.

284
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,639
I'm not trying to punish you.

285
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,216
Does it feel a little like I am?

286
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,597
No, no, I appreciate the...

287
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,896
I know you want to branch out
and cover more,

288
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,019
and you do know I'm looking for a new

289
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,771
executive editor, don't you?

290
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,022
I do know that,
and I'm very, very interested.

291
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,979
I'd love to be considered.

292
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,065
Especially my dad's house isn't selling

293
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,775
and my sister and I just had to put him

294
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,735
in this assisted living place,

295
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,368
and you would think it was
like the Waldorf. It's so expensive.

296
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,073
Is this your one-woman show right now?

297
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,749
Because I ain't got a ticket.

298
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,337
You know, just eviscerate the piece.

299
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,582
I'm giving you an assignment.
Right, yeah.

300
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:15,967
And, Amy, if you would teach this
about this.

301
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,435
So, does she have a foreign accent

302
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,932
or is she just awesome?

303
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,599
Don't talk to me for two weeks.

304
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,735
That's my sister Kim.
She's cute, right?

305
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,534
Well, back off!
She's totally married as fuck!

306
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,819
Our dad's MS has gotten really bad,

307
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,620
so he can't live by himself anymore.

308
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,494
We're cleaning out his house.

309
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,287
There's your box.

310
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,118
That stuff's Goodwill, that stuff's eBay,

311
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,623
and the stuff up front is trash.

312
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,126
- This stuff's eBay?
- Yeah.

313
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,957
I wanna go through this.

314
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,167
No, don't go through it.

315
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,093
That's stuff we can make money off of.

316
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,713
Why are they here?

317
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,882
They're picking me up.

318
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,302
Hey, Mother, look, we got a croquet set!

319
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,727
Great job, sweet-pea!

320
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,104
He calls you Mother?
That's not creepy.

321
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,181
Yeah, it's his choice.

322
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,649
Have him call you Stepmother.

323
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,941
It's more accurate.

324
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,314
I've raised that child!

325
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,610
Mom, I found a glove.

326
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,688
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
Good.

327
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,740
What are you studying in school?

328
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,158
I'm learning about space

329
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,577
and all the celestial objects

330
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,778
and how there are

331
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,580
planets and solar systems,

332
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,829
and sometimes there could
be multiple universes

333
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,627
but people don't know
how to describe that yet,

334
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,794
but it's a new theory,

335
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,589
and I'm so excited to see
if they figure it out or not.

336
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:35,921
Great.

337
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,260
See you around.

338
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,755
Okay.

339
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,676
Why is he dressed like Colonel Sanders?

340
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,306
He got to dress himself
and that's what he chose.

341
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,771
That's what the inside of his heart
looks like. Be nice.

342
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,098
Can you just be real for a second?

343
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,355
If you just met that dude at a CVS,

344
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,834
you'd have a real problem with him.

345
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,506
Can you just pretend to like him?

346
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,779
I am pretending.

347
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,654
I like Tom's sweater.

348
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,536
He's doing the to catch a Predator look.

349
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,863
Amy!
What?

350
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,198
Amy, what's up?

351
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,123
Hey!
Looking sharp.

352
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,664
Looking sharp, man.
Thanks.

353
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,245
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.

354
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,375
I was reading your article about

355
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,456
how to talk your girlfriend
into a three-way.

356
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,878
You read that one?
Yeah.

357
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,043
Would you do that?
No.

358
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,128
No.

359
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,331
That got off the table quick.

360
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,380
Yeah.

361
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,464
Let him do what he wants.

362
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,549
You guys should make a sex tape.

363
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,054
I would.

364
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,386
I did high school theater.

365
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,812
I think I'd be pretty good.

366
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,478
- This nursing home is nice.
- Yeah.

367
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,733
It's too nice and it's too expensive

368
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,857
and we should've put him in a shithole.

369
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,984
We did.
I mean, it's a shithole.

370
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,532
It's just the nicest shithole.
Yeah.

371
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,616
Places where the nurses don't
fuck the patients are expensive.

372
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,787
That's what you're paying for.

373
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,035
It's not the food, sister.

374
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,918
"Condoms ribbed for his pleasure"?

375
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,082
I better hold on to these.

376
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,880
Is this coke?

377
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,252
No.
Dad didn't love coke.

378
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,504
He was just a full-blown alcoholic.

379
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,971
No.
It must just be from a Halloween costume.

380
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:08,976
- Moving on.
- Let's just...

381
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,052
Amy, don't touch it.

382
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,433
These are his memories.

383
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,935
No, don't do that!
Toss it away.

384
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,392
What?
He needs his wallet.

385
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,978
We've got so much stuff to go through.
Please stop...

386
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,735
He loves that poster.

387
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,191
I know.

388
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,038
Kimberly! Stop it!
Stop it! Girl!

389
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,452
Come on!
Not cool, girl!

390
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,953
That felt good.

391
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,285
It's not right.

392
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,369
Alaska.

393
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,000
No.
Don't throw away his snow globes.

394
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,798
These are his memories.
He got one of these everywhere he went.

395
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,296
Does he have one for every one
of our teachers?

396
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,501
I don't see them.

397
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,865
He didn't fuck all our teachers.

398
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,137
He fucked all of my teachers.

399
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,215
No, he never fucked Mr. Hecht.

400
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,426
I did.

401
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,510
I'm just kidding.

402
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,810
You know, he wouldn't, but...

403
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,930
Where's that?

404
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,683
Hamburg?

405
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,313
Auschwitz.

406
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,484
What?

407
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,526
I guess they have a gift shop.

408
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,446
Man!
Look at this.

409
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,866
Mom was so fuckable then.

410
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,543
She had the best tits.

411
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,081
When she would lay down,
they would just stay put.

412
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,631
Mine are just like, "See ya!"

413
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,634
My titties are like, "Peace!"

414
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,972
Dad was such a dick.

415
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,561
I don't really see it that way.

416
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,113
Can we mix it up a little bit?

417
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,862
Will you talk dirty to me?

418
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,201
Come on.
Come on!

419
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,154
Amy, no.
It's not something I do well.

420
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,363
I'm not really verbal, okay?

421
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,289
I'm more physical in how I communicate.

422
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,833
You're gonna be great at it.
I'm gonna sound stupid.

423
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,618
I don't wanna sound stupid.
You're not gonna sound stupid.

424
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,125
Clear your mind and say
whatever pops in it, okay?

425
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,582
Just try it.
Say anything.

426
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,208
All right.

427
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,170
I'm gonna give you my full pecker.
Yeah.

428
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,675
Okay.

429
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,222
Because of the pecs,

430
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,426
but "pecker" is kind of like my dick.

431
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,224
Yeah, I got it.
I understood what you meant by "pecker."

432
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,348
I'm gonna fill you with protein.

433
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,145
I'm gonna give you the protein you need

434
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,101
to survive when you're making muscles.

435
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,645
I'm gonna put my green drink in you.

436
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,948
Yeah.
Beta-carotene and vegetable mix.

437
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,407
Can it not be about protein

438
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,655
or energy or nutrition?

439
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,033
Can you just talk about sex stuff?

440
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,575
All right. Yes.
Just sexy stuff.

441
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,252
Talk to me.

442
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,168
There's no "I" in "TEAM"

443
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,749
but there's an"I" in "WIN".

444
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,508
Can't spell "victory" without "T-R-Y."

445
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,473
Winning isn't everything.
It's the only thing.

446
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,518
Okay, these are just sports phrases.

447
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,721
Are these Nike slogans?
Please just...

448
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,389
You want the "Just do it"?
Do you want that one?

449
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,726
No! Just have sex with me
and say some dirty shit.

450
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,521
What is that?

451
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,765
Talking to you dirty in Chinese.
That's what I'm doing.

452
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,194
What?
I've been studying Mandarin in my off time.

453
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,116
"Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

454
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,369
Please don't speak Chinese
or whatever during sex.

455
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,540
Okay, no problem.

456
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,119
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be so picky.

457
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,250
You look discouraged
and you're doing great.

458
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,581
I told you I wasn't gonna be
any good at this.

459
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,836
Can we try something else?

460
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,962
Yeah.
Talk about the first time you saw me.

461
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,589
Okay?

462
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,680
That's easy.
I remember it like it was yesterday.

463
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,181
Yeah?

464
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,660
I was just getting done in the gym.

465
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,681
You were leaving that pizza place,
remember?

466
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,765
Yeah.

467
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,976
And you were holding on to that box.

468
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,237
And you walked out.
You were wearing those jeans.

469
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,440
God!
They looked so good from behind.

470
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,901
From behind...
Yeah, yeah.

471
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,531
You looked like a dude.
What?

472
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,759
Don't move! Don't move at all!
Anything!

473
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,381
You're moving your arm.

474
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,391
Fudge ripple ice cream!

475
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,806
Yeah!

476
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,944
That was great.

477
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,616
We gotta make that part of our program.
For sure.

478
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,069
Really onto something.

479
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,665
Amy, don't forget to hydrate, babe.

480
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,303
We went verbal!

481
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,255
The boys make the noise!

482
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:58,470
What's up, brother?
Yes, I'm loving it.

483
00:20:58,471 --> 00:21:00,514
What's up, brother?
Yes, I'm loving it.

484
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:04,723
Rastaman! Digging it with the rolling bag.
Mixed messages.

485
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,308
Come back over here.
I love you on Glee.

486
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,481
How's it going?
Amy, what's happening?

487
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,732
You got a new sign?

488
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,906
Yeah, I'm working a couple of ideas out.

489
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,234
Yeah.
I'm going to visit my dad.

490
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,739
How is he?

491
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,200
We put him in an assisted living facility.

492
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,077
I don't know how nice it is, actually.

493
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,834
I know exactly how you feel.

494
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,081
The car I take a shit in,

495
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,412
they towed it.

496
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,959
Yeah.

497
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,507
Sucks. Sorry, man.
All right. I'll see you later.

498
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,004
I'll see you later.
I'll be here.

499
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,336
Hey, I'm digging that back camel toe.

500
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,843
What a ridiculous statement!

501
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,847
You're talking about the most
talented player on all levels.

502
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,770
None of these bums
are the equal of Babe Ruth.

503
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,561
Norman, Babe Ruth was awful.
Stop it!

504
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,017
How can you negate facts?

505
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,146
Just be nice to him.

506
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,524
I am nice to him.
He's not nice to me.

507
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,698
Babe Ruth was a superhero.
He was Superman!

508
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,901
Easy to be a Superman
when you never played against

509
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,109
a black guy your whole life.

510
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,288
What does white/black got to do with it?

511
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,365
Every 12-year-old kid
in the Dominican Republic right now

512
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,568
can probably beat Babe Ruth.

513
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,289
Blah, blah, blah!

514
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,212
Before 1947, it's one big asterisk.
Norman!

515
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:14,212
Can you just keep a low profile
for two weeks, here?

516
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,338
I'm sorry.

517
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,260
I don't want to offend any of these people

518
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,714
fucking each other with Viagra
day and night, God forbid.

519
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,014
Can you just be nice and make friends?

520
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,216
After 7:00...

521
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,721
After dinner,

522
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,099
it turns into Caligula around here.
Trust me.

523
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,059
Please.
It's a madhouse.

524
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,357
It's like the Playboy
Mansion, for Christ's sake.

525
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,355
This place?
Yes.

526
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,647
You got my Mets stuff?

527
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,399
Yeah.

528
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,568
Amy.

529
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:41,652
I'll bring it by.

530
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,580
Amy.
Look at me.

531
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,700
Amy?

532
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,660
Kim made me throw a lot of it away.

533
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,265
Kim made you? Your little sister?
Yes.

534
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,705
She's mean as a dog.

535
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:53,914
Jesus!

536
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,000
I tried.
I'm so sorry.

537
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,129
What do I care?
It's all memorabilia, anyway.

538
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,758
I'm memorabilia at this point.

539
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,178
Don't say that.

540
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,899
Dr. Gunners?

541
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,200
Hi.
Hey... Hi.

542
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,323
Amy Townsend.

543
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,449
Aaron Conners.

544
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,950
Great to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

545
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,452
Thank you so much for letting me come in.

546
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,874
No worries.

547
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,917
So...

548
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,085
How does this work?

549
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,671
Today is really just to go over schedules.

550
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,873
Okay.

551
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,958
If that's cool.
Yeah, that's great.

552
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,340
I have never been interviewed

553
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,511
for a magazine.

554
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,634
Hey, LeBron.

555
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,805
Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.

556
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,178
Did I leave my sunglasses here?

557
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,639
I don't know.
Did you?

558
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,720
I was sitting...
Here they are.

559
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,310
Did you just drive 40 minutes back here

560
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,469
to look for your sunglasses?

561
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,812
Yeah, of course.
You think I'm gonna give

562
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,565
Sunglass Hut another $30 for these?

563
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:57,645
You crazy?

564
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,196
Hey, how you doing?
Hi.

565
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,615
Wait, your watch costs more
than my apartment.

566
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,033
This thing?
That was a gift.

567
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,610
We watching Downton Abbey later?

568
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,071
If I get out of here on time, yeah,
we could watch it.

569
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,781
- If not, let's do it tomorrow.
- What?

570
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:09,865
I'm watching it tonight,

571
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,542
because I'm not gonna go
to practice in the morning,

572
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,790
and all the guys are talking about it
and I'm left out.

573
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,671
Hey, do what you gotta do.

574
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,339
Can you validate my parking, please?

575
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,508
I don't validate.
You should talk to Cheryl.

576
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,130
Okay, take care.
Nice meeting you.

577
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,678
Bye, LeBron.
Thanks, buddy.

578
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,972
Cheryl, can you validate my parking,
please?

579
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,008
Tall!
Yeah, I know, right?

580
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:29,851
Do you know who that was?

581
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,513
A basketball player.

582
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,475
He's LeBron James.
He's kind of "the" basketball player.

583
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,685
Yeah.
I think I saw one of his soda commercials.

584
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:38,769
Yeah.

585
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:39,978
Do you follow sports?

586
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,898
My God.

587
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,983
Sports?
I love them.

588
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,238
Who are your favorite teams?

589
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:49,701
I like smaller teams.
Not the big leagues.

590
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,533
I like the Long Island Mediums.

591
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,957
The Acorn Pine Cones.

592
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,381
Haven't heard of them.
The Fire Island Penguins.

593
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,341
I like the Cincinnati Thunder-Wizards.

594
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,714
You can stop.

595
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,170
The Orlando...

596
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,221
Blooms.

597
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,799
You can stop.
You don't follow sports.

598
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,268
I'm sorry, I don't.

599
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,743
I don't know anything about sports.

600
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,430
You know what? That's okay, though.
Don't be embarrassed.

601
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,064
I'm sorry.
No, don't be embarrassed

602
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,313
because I actually didn't follow
sports until I got this job.

603
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,860
Really?
Yeah.

604
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:23,439
My God! You have no idea
what a huge relief that is.

605
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,365
I was assigned this.

606
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,658
This was not even my pitch.

607
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,070
Right.
So you're doing the article on me?

608
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,246
Awesome.

609
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:34,666
I think they're kind of weird
and it's just strange.

610
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,666
Grown men wearing jerseys with
another man's name on it.

611
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,345
Like, are you in jail?
Are you his bitch?

612
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,541
Right.
Kind of like that one?

613
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,515
That's different, because it's in a frame.

614
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,218
I think sports brings people together.

615
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,678
It kind of forms a community.

616
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,264
That's what I'm saying.
Right. Yeah. Obviously.

617
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,269
I'll tell you another thing
that's great about this job,

618
00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,748
is that I get to work with athletes,

619
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,106
which means that I work with a lot of...

620
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,479
Black people?
...injuries.

621
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,522
What did you just say?
Did you say "black people"?

622
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:07,691
No.

623
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,280
Do you have a problem with black people?

624
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,952
No.
I love black people.

625
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,280
I prefer black people.

626
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,409
Do you have black friends?

627
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,787
Endless black friends.

628
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,475
Can you show me pictures
of your black friends on your phone?

629
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,210
You want to see pictures
on my phone of my black friends?

630
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,666
Amy, you gotta have a lot of them.

631
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,969
I have so many. I'm deciding which one,
because there's so many.

632
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,012
Here we go. Great.
Let's see it.

633
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,931
You're gonna be eating your words.
Good.

634
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,098
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.

635
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:35,223
Okay, get ready.
Black friend.

636
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,439
That is you and a white friend,

637
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:41,233
and that is a black waiter
pouring your water.

638
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,149
Let me find another one.
My phone died.

639
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:47,152
I'm gonna let you get back to doctoring.

640
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,323
Thanks.

641
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,991
I'll talk to your...
Cheryl.

642
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,579
Cheryl about when we can meet again.
Yeah.

643
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:54,871
Great.

644
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,883
No, we 're not going into the park.

645
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,716
We've been in the park already.

646
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,008
Sorry I'm late.
No, it's okay.

647
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,935
It's a wonderful film.
Daniel Radcliffe is in.

648
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,183
What is this movie?

649
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:20,731
Radcliffe is a dog walker,

650
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,350
but he's got a chip on his shoulder,
a real edge.

651
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,650
Sundance loved it.

652
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,903
I need help with my dog.

653
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,823
I can see that.

654
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,073
I would love to be the one
to help you with your dog.

655
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,662
What's your technique?

656
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,824
I put them on a leash and walk them.

657
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,376
You talk a big game.

658
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,542
That's because I walk a big dog.

659
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:47,378
She looks little...

660
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,092
Amy.

661
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,720
What's up?

662
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,138
Is that wine in a box?

663
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:55,595
I have red, too.

664
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,675
You have red, too?

665
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,302
Is this guy ever gonna shut up?

666
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,437
Please watch the movie.

667
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,436
Stop. That's not right.
Don't do this to me.

668
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,812
Why is he yelling?

669
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:06,985
Listen, you always do this to me.

670
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,233
You show up to these places,
you put me in a situation.

671
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,280
I'm a big guy.

672
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:11,990
Everybody wants to fight the big guy.
Yeah, you are.

673
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,443
Hey, Mark Wahlberg, shut your bitch up.

674
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,993
Mark Wahlberg?
Me?

675
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,832
Who else looks like Mark Wahlberg?
Your girl?

676
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:24,629
Mark Wahlberg's, like, 150 pounds.
I'm 250, lean.

677
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,547
I look like Mark Wahlberg
ate Mark Wahlberg!

678
00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:29,546
Your muscles aren't the fucking problem.

679
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,377
It's your yapping girlfriend.

680
00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,386
Just say "Fuck you." Yeah?

681
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,679
I will fuck you, all right?

682
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,132
I will enter you!

683
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,433
You're gonna "enter" me?

684
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:39,600
Did you hear what he said?

685
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,303
What are you talking about right now?

686
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,746
I'm just trying to intimidate him.

687
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,477
You're talking about raping him.

688
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,854
You're not about that life, champ.
I can see it.

689
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,477
- I am about that life!
- No, you're not.

690
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,779
No, no, no.
I will get crazy up in here.

691
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,697
You like movies?
We'll make a movie.

692
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,525
We'll make Mama Said Knock You Out

693
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,360
starring my fist and your dick hole.

694
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,827
Shit!

695
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,075
What the fuck is wrong with this dude?

696
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,246
He wants you.

697
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,575
Babe, your threats, I'm telling you,
they're super gay.

698
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:03,875
Too sexual?
Yeah.

699
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,791
This has to be the corniest,
muscled white dude

700
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,543
I've ever seen in my fucking life.

701
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,254
Okay, Koko B. Ware, you know what?

702
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,051
You're being an asshole, all right?

703
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,926
You know what I do with assholes?
I lick them.

704
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,296
What the fuck?

705
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,882
He wants to fuck you.

706
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:29,314
My pooch has been hurt more than enough.

707
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:33,067
I will make sure no one ever
hurts your pooch again.

708
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,153
I like when you're taking control
of your dogs.

709
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,114
I thought you would.

710
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,450
I'm back.

711
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:45,409
What did I miss?

712
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,415
Amy, what did I miss?

713
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,381
They pre-butter it.

714
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,216
Who's Brody?

715
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:56,378
What?

716
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,509
Who's Oli?
Who's Brody?

717
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,300
Why do you have my cell phone?

718
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,680
Why are you smiling?

719
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,386
I got a little high outside.

720
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,187
Like, barely at all high.

721
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,016
Okay, while you were outside getting high,

722
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,019
I was putting your phone
on silent for the movie,

723
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,356
and when I did that, I noticed you have

724
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,653
all these guys in your phone.

725
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,652
There's Brody.
There's a guy listed as "Hot as Balls."

726
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:16,971
Who the fuck is "Hot as Balls"?

727
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,318
Stop smiling!
I'm not smiling.

728
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:20,573
Those are guys from work.

729
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,538
Can we just watch this movie?

730
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,286
You know what?
No, I can't.

731
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,965
Because as I was turning off your phone,

732
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,494
I got a picture of somebody's dick.

733
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,870
It was mine.

734
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:33,878
Fuck you, Tone-Léc. You want
to take it to the parking lot? Fine!

735
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,676
You can't find me?
I'll be the closest one on Grindr.

736
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,380
That's 93V-

737
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:44,059
Steven, please.
I am not in shape for this.

738
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:46,254
Stop walking like the Hulk.
I can see that you're mad.

739
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,555
You are being crazy!

740
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,231
Am I? Because I think you owe me
an explanation for this.

741
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,980
Do I have to worry about you
with other guys?

742
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,185
I'm so high right now.

743
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,817
Can we please talk about this tomorrow?
I'm too fucked up.

744
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,068
Amy, you're always fucked up.

745
00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,408
Answer the question.
Are you hooking up with other guys?

746
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,408
We never said we were exclusive.

747
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,868
Fuck, Amy! "Exclusive"?
It's not high school.

748
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:09,660
You know, every single guy
I work out with, every single guy,

749
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,087
says that all you're gonna do

750
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,664
is mess with my emotions and hurt me.

751
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,542
You guys talk about that at the gym?

752
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,427
Fuck, Amy! Do I have to worry
about you with other guys?

753
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,634
Yes, I hook up with other guys.

754
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:28,475
I don't go to the movies with them.

755
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,022
That's, like, our special thing.

756
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,767
This is so fucking stupid.

757
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,102
You know what the sad part is?

758
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,049
I was gonna ask you to marry me.

759
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,900
Really?

760
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,448
I didn't even think you liked me very much.

761
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,371
Why are you making me feel bad about this?

762
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,868
You can sleep with other girls.

763
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,541
It's like every guy's dream.

764
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:51,619
It's not this guy's dream.

765
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,000
Yeah, this guy's got a dream,

766
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:57,048
and it's us making it!

767
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,509
Getting married,

768
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,302
moving out to the countryside,
having a family.

769
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,597
Three boys and two more boys.

770
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,807
Enough for a basketball team.

771
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,977
And I'll develop a CrossFit program
and patent it.

772
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,555
And I'll rule the CrossFit world.

773
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:14,145
With you by my side.

774
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,810
You can be my CrossFit Queen.

775
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,400
That's my dream.

776
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,075
Hey.

777
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,615
Hey.

778
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,623
Can I leave?

779
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,172
Or, like, can you leave?

780
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,046
I just, like...
I'm very high,

781
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,298
and I just kind of need
this interaction to be over.

782
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,472
You serious?

783
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,558
Fuck you, Amy.
You are not nice.

784
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:54,765
I'm totally nice.

785
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:03,399
Maybe you should consider
changing your ways.

786
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,867
My "ways"?

787
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,486
You would love having a family.

788
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:08,616
You sound like Steven.

789
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,413
I wish I could break up with you.

790
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,157
Having a family is fun.

791
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,787
That's fun?
Yeah.

792
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,123
They're having a boys' lunch.

793
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:17,204
Here?

794
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:19,081
Hi!
Hi, ladies.

795
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,797
I really like your hair.
Is that choice, or you, like, did it?

796
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:25,428
That's just my deal.
I'm bald, so...

797
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,802
Cool. It's like...
You look like Bruce Willis.

798
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:29,633
Like early Willis.
Totally.

799
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:30,717
Thanks.

800
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,600
You know what?
We will have two mimosas.

801
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,142
Okay.

802
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:37,857
No, you're right. Hold the orange juice.
No orange juice.

803
00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,059
It's sugar.

804
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,564
So, champagne?

805
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,021
Okay.

806
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,697
No, no.
No champagne for me.

807
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,741
Yeah, we'll have two champagnes.

808
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,284
Two champagnes.
Thanks.

809
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,244
Okay.
We'll see you in a bit.

810
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:53,532
My God.
He's dying to fuck me.

811
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:54,707
Wait, why aren't you drinking?

812
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,160
Have a drink with me.

813
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,251
Wait.
No!

814
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,798
You're pregnant?

815
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,125
I'm pregnant.

816
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:05,923
God!

817
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:07,929
Tom's the father.

818
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:13,889
God.
They look like they're on a speed date.

819
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,471
Say "Congratulations."

820
00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:17,897
We're telling Dad.

821
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:20,522
I'll tell him at the new nursing home.

822
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,647
The one that's cheaper.

823
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,396
It's not okay.
You're telling him.

824
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,483
Kim, are you serious?

825
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,409
My God.
Congratulations!

826
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:31,703
You're pregnant.

827
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,496
My God.
Come here, come here.

828
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:38,668
My God!
My God.

829
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,413
I'm tingling right now.
I feel high.

830
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,339
I feel high!
That's incredible.

831
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,917
Thank you.

832
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,344
I'm finally gonna be a grandfather.

833
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,630
You're already a grandfather.

834
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,090
Not yet.

835
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,389
You're already a grandfather.

836
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,134
Allister.
What's that?

837
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:55,389
Allister.
What about him?

838
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:56,720
That's your grandson.

839
00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,521
Allister?

840
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:03,937
No, I mean, Allister's your step-child

841
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,771
and my step-grandkid, I guess.

842
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,322
But I'm talking about your kid.

843
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,274
Our bloodlines!
That's... Yeah.

844
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,109
I was the first person on my block

845
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,694
to own a television set.

846
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,738
That's really not relevant right now,
Norman.

847
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,243
It's not relevant.

848
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,791
Come on, that's more like Tom's kid.

849
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,210
It's Tom's kid, who you help with.

850
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:21,749
Dad, you love Allister.

851
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,125
I like Allister.

852
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,673
I care for him, I fear for him.

853
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,376
I know what happens to a kid
like that in the schoolyard.

854
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,507
We had a kid like that.
Stewie.

855
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:32,055
We used to beat him mercilessly.

856
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,016
Some of the beatings
I almost feel bad about.

857
00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,931
That's gonna happen to this kid.

858
00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,975
I'm trying to protect him,
trying to teach him how to be a man.

859
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,055
I don't know what you're talking about.

860
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,515
You were the worst father ever.

861
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:44,275
Come on.
I wasn't a bad father.

862
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,819
Mom did everything
when we were growing up.

863
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,487
You wouldn't understand
because you weren't there.

864
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,530
So, now your mother's a saint?
Of course she's a saint.

865
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,155
Of course, because once you die,
everybody's a saint.

866
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,485
Dad, just shut up.

867
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,696
We were talking about this yesterday,
right?

868
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:56,996
- About Allister.
- Amy?

869
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,325
No! He's lying.
Amy?

870
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,127
Amy, come on, you said he's the kind of kid

871
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,378
who drops his pants to the floor

872
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:04,625
when he pees in the urinal.

873
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,672
- No, you said that!
- That's funny to guys.

874
00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,375
I said he pees sitting down.

875
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,673
- That was funny.
- It was a joke.

876
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,629
I cannot believe that you guys

877
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,089
are teaming up against me again.

878
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,216
No!
I'm on your side!

879
00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:18,097
I'm on your team.
You're not on my team!

880
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,679
Sorry if I'm excited more
about my grand kid than some step-grandkid.

881
00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,060
They're both your grand kid, God damn it!

882
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,816
What the... Kimberly, come...

883
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:29,771
Is that your wife?

884
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,784
What is this speech you have to make

885
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,452
for Doctors With Borders?

886
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,363
"Without".
Without Borders.

887
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:39,538
It's "Doctors Without Borders."

888
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:40,581
Right.

889
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,409
Yeah, it's Doctors Without Borders.

890
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,586
It's a really good organization.

891
00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:47,756
Basically, we go to places
with the most conflict,

892
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,708
places with the biggest disasters,

893
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,509
and we go in and help people.

894
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,378
So, you help people by choice,

895
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,678
and that's what you like?

896
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,805
Yeah. It's great work.
It's very rewarding, helping these people.

897
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,809
What's your story? Are you
a Division One athlete or something?

898
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:07,063
Me? No, no.
I was on the Xbox that I was playing,

899
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:09,816
and then I got really high
and tripped on my bong.

900
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,233
Are you high?

901
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,313
Yeah.

902
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,659
So high.

903
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,953
I think you got
your new article right here.

904
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,075
Here we go.

905
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,623
All right.

906
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,542
So, this is our Sports Medicine
and Performance Center.

907
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:26,957
This is where most of our athletes come

908
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,583
and do the rehabilitation.

909
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,131
What does this do?

910
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,049
Come on.

911
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,133
So the HBM shows how your muscles

912
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:37,134
are working and moving,

913
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,591
so your rehab is most effective.

914
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:42,052
It could help you with your gait,
your posture.

915
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,352
My gait?

916
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,188
Okay.

917
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,810
So, just walk normal for a second.

918
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,608
That looks pretty good.
Okay, okay.

919
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,027
Just walk naturally for one second, please.

920
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:52,900
Like this?

921
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:55,323
I walk like Beyoncé.
People always think I'm her.

922
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,116
We share on Instagram.

923
00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,910
Is that how you walk down the street?

924
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,287
No, this is how I walk.

925
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:04,206
I think the screen's doing
different stuff than what I'm doing.

926
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:06,117
What we can do with this, is we could show

927
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:10,331
how you can, fix your posture
and your gait.

928
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,711
I really wouldn't do a Hitler march.

929
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,961
Just walk the way you walk down the street.

930
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,213
Like this?

931
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,261
All right.
Sorry, I'm listening.

932
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,721
Okay. We good?
You good?

933
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:26,937
All right.
Thank you.

934
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,732
Wait, who is this? Watch the screen.
Who is this?

935
00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:36,652
Who?
Kevin Spacey at end of The Usual Suspects.

936
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:37,823
I didn't see that movie.

937
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,321
He's Keyser Soze.

938
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,368
That's not important.
It's not a spoiler.

939
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,325
So why don't you pick up
the speed a little bit?

940
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,702
That's good.
That's good.

941
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,497
Get a nice jog going, there.
That's good.

942
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,198
You can speed it up a little bit faster,
if you want.

943
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,591
There you go. See how that's working out?
That's great.

944
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,044
See how your legs are lighting up green?
That's great.

945
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,606
You can go a little faster, actually.

946
00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:00,634
Don't lean forward like that when you run.

947
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:01,760
You want to lean back a little bit.

948
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,558
See how that's lighting up green?

949
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,852
There you go.
See, that's real nice.

950
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,014
See how you're landing on your heel.

951
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,098
You're stepping too far back.

952
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,980
So you want to land on the ball
of your foot.

953
00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:15,069
There you go.
See, that's real nice.

954
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,490
How do you stop?
Can you make sure this thing stops?

955
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,871
Are you all right?
You're hyperventilating.

956
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:25,989
Can you get this off?

957
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,540
Yeah, here you go.

958
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:29,834
Look at me.
Deep breath in.

959
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,154
Blow it out like you're blowing out
a birthday candle.

960
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,503
That's good, that's good.
Slow it down. Slow it down.

961
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,246
You're just hyperventilating.

962
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,967
You're all right.
You're okay.

963
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,805
Just take your time.

964
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,099
You all right?

965
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:47,807
I'm hungry.
Okay.

966
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:48,966
I haven't eaten much today.

967
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,013
Okay.

968
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,817
I basically had, like, Lay's potato chips.

969
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,235
Stopped at a Starbucks,

970
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:59,815
had, one red velvet yogurt.

971
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:03,486
And two scones.
They were, like, super small.

972
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:05,494
And then just some Chipotle,

973
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,538
but that stuff runs through you.

974
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,162
So you had breakfast, lunch and a snack?

975
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,458
Yeah, that's it.
Okay.

976
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,207
Let's go get some food.

977
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,500
Yeah.
Yeah'?

978
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:15,922
Yeah.
Let's do that.

979
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:33,266
My dad, is a rheumatologist

980
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,225
and my mom is a college professor.

981
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,523
They're great.
They put a lot of pressure on me.

982
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,442
I was their only child, so...

983
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,942
Or maybe they didn't put
a lot of pressure on me.

984
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,569
I just put the pressure on myself

985
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:44,369
because they did so much great stuff,
but...

986
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,069
No, they put pressure on me.

987
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,825
You know what?
Can we not put this in the article?

988
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,998
Is that all right?
This doesn't need to be in the article.

989
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:52,153
I don't know why I'm saying any of it.
They're great.

990
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,285
They're great.
They're great.

991
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:57,464
Aaron's parents are great.
Aaron's parents are great.

992
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,819
I won't put any of that in the article,
if you don't want.

993
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,126
Is that all right?
Yeah.

994
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,256
Just off the record.

995
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:03,632
Okay.

996
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,991
Just so you know, if you want me

997
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,639
to keep something out of the article,

998
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,182
if you want it to be off the record,

999
00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:09,600
you have to tell me before.

1000
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,303
Really?

1001
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:12,638
Yeah.
This can be retroactive.

1002
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,348
I won't put your parents in the article.
Okay.

1003
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,811
This article is gonna be killer.

1004
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,567
Yeah, it's gonna be a bummer.

1005
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:25,817
I read some of your stuff.

1006
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,152
My God.

1007
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,782
No, they were really good.
No.

1008
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:29,861
When I started reading...

1009
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,327
There was one thing,
and I was, like, "I don't know."

1010
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:33,829
And then I started reading it
and I thought it was...

1011
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,785
I was, like,
"This is actually really funny and smart."

1012
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:37,085
It's satirical.

1013
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,750
Thank you.

1014
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:40,624
It was good.

1015
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:43,296
I have other stuff that I've written
for other places.

1016
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,799
That's just the kind of stuff
they want at this magazine.

1017
00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,221
Can I read some of it?

1018
00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:51,430
Yeah, you can read...
You can read some of my stuff.

1019
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,057
Do you want to go get a drink?

1020
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,438
Yeah.
Yeah'? Okay.

1021
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:02,066
Can I get the check, please?
He understood.

1022
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,362
Don't do...

1023
00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:04,655
Don't do the symbol and yell.

1024
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,608
Just do one or the other.

1025
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:07,988
What do you mean?

1026
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,535
You can mouth the word "check" really loud

1027
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,657
and not make noise.

1028
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,239
And that's kind of the best.

1029
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:13,789
What do I do?
Watch.

1030
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:16,618
Check.

1031
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,628
Okay, let me try.
Okay.

1032
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,960
Check?
No!

1033
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:22,756
No.

1034
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,918
Am I not doing that right?
No!

1035
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,594
Check!
My God!

1036
00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:27,761
Could we get the bill, please?

1037
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:29,259
We'd like to pay for the food.

1038
00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:41,268
Okay, first kiss.
This girl named Jennifer Jennifer.

1039
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:42,550
Her name was Jennifer Jennifer?

1040
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:43,728
Her name was Jennifer Jennifer.

1041
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,154
And she was very cute.

1042
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,357
It was a Halloween party, seventh grade.

1043
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,239
She was shorter than me, she had
to stand up on a stone to kiss me.

1044
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:51,991
It was like a Norman Rockwell painting.

1045
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,162
It was very cute.

1046
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,285
And you see these teeth?
Yeah.

1047
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:57,325
Look at these teeth.

1048
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,410
They're fake, they're porcelain.

1049
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:02,589
Ron Gardner, seventh grade.

1050
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,086
I got brand new Air Jordans.
He wanted them.

1051
00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:06,133
Yeah?

1052
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:07,927
He punched me in the face and knocked out

1053
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,004
my teeth and stole my shoes.

1054
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,972
No!
You're getting a lot of info from me.

1055
00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,516
This is all off the record, by the way.

1056
00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,597
Yeah, off the record.
Totally.

1057
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,428
Hey, today was really fun.

1058
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:19,396
Yeah, it was great.
I was a little nervous about it.

1059
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,145
Yeah.
But no, this was a lot of fun.

1060
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,396
No, this was great.

1061
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:24,978
If you want to maybe come by tomorrow...

1062
00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,108
Are you coming?

1063
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,734
You going downtown?

1064
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:28,902
Sweet.

1065
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:31,818
Hi.
Sorry.

1066
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,946
Two stops.

1067
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,406
Just one stop.

1068
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:39,041
You want to give him your address?

1069
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,541
Spring and Washington.

1070
00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:57,260
So, this is where I live.

1071
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:02,353
It's pretty sweet.
Do you want a drink or anything?

1072
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:04,229
- No, thanks.
- No? All right.

1073
00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:07,570
This is the kitchen.

1074
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,277
It's a pretty sweet place.

1075
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:12,358
I've been here for about a year.

1076
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:16,287
You know what?
Let's get some tunes on in this place.

1077
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,324
Holy shit.

1078
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:20,875
Hi.
Hi.

1079
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,384
So we're gonna do this now?

1080
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,177
We are gonna do this now.

1081
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,345
Okay, that's...

1082
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:34,888
Is that okay?

1083
00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,011
That's cool, yeah.

1084
00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:43,352
Do you own this place?
Are you renting it?

1085
00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:44,808
I own it.

1086
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:46,609
Cool, that's really nice.

1087
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,029
Shit.
Yeah.

1088
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,451
We're doing this right now?

1089
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:56,869
We are doing this right now.

1090
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,321
We are off to the races.

1091
00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,452
Yeah, it's happening.
Okay.

1092
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:02,246
All right.
That's nice.

1093
00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:06,329
Man.
God!

1094
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,295
My God!

1095
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:10,587
Good for you.

1096
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,293
Yeah, thank you.

1097
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:13,465
I didn't see this for you.

1098
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:14,670
Yeah?

1099
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,306
Okay.

1100
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,357
I'm gonna head out.

1101
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,559
No.

1102
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:29,986
Thank you.

1103
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,279
Why don't you stay over?

1104
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:35,908
Yes. No, I'm not gonna stay here.
I just...

1105
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,610
You have an early day, I bet.

1106
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,240
No, it's fine.

1107
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,636
Are you comfortable?
No. No, I'm not.

1108
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,463
I don't really like to spoon.

1109
00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,884
Okay. Yeah, sorry.
Can we...

1110
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:03,602
If I stay here, can we just sleep

1111
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:05,271
in a realistic position?

1112
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:06,939
Sure, yeah.

1113
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,516
Because I'm a light sleeper,

1114
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:12,649
and if I feel you move or sweat or breathe,

1115
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,321
I'll wake up and just lay here

1116
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,491
resenting you all night.

1117
00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:17,782
So, yeah, can we...

1118
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,860
Actually, could we put this pillow
in between us?

1119
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,034
That'll be good.
Put the pillow between us?

1120
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,433
Yeah, that's not your main pillow

1121
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,786
that you use, is it?

1122
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,162
No.
Okay, cool.

1123
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,495
Let's kind of get that in there.

1124
00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:29,829
Thank you.
Okay.

1125
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,039
Yeah.

1126
00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:36,715
I'm sorry, I'm nit-picking,

1127
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,172
but you're breathing on me
pretty hard right now.

1128
00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:40,552
Yeah, it's like a strong wind.

1129
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,803
What do you need me to do?

1130
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,931
Breathe up towards the sky and not at me.

1131
00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,308
Yeah, you got it.

1132
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,559
Sorry, it's just a lot.

1133
00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:51,313
Like this?
Are you feeling better?

1134
00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:54,191
Let me see.
Do it and I'll tell you if I can feel it.

1135
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,024
I'm still getting a little bit of a wind.

1136
00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:59,654
Jesus.

1137
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,618
Do you want me to go home?

1138
00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:02,911
I can sleep at home.

1139
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,739
No, this is so worth it.

1140
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,752
Nikki, just hurry up and get here.

1141
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:13,046
When you're writing an article,

1142
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,624
do you always use a tape recorder?

1143
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:15,879
No.

1144
00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:18,002
When you're writing an article,

1145
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:20,634
what are the 10 biggest mistakes
you could make?

1146
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:24,759
Plagiarizing, getting drunk,
fucking someone.

1147
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,881
Have you ever seen any kind
of article about a fetish

1148
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:30,602
where guys like to masturbate
to hockey fights?

1149
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,525
That's not a thing.
Not a thing.

1150
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,318
Then why'd it work for me?

1151
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,528
We're in the middle of something, so...

1152
00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,151
Yeah.
Seriously, right?

1153
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,555
Okay, so, that actually brings me

1154
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,362
to an interesting line of questioning.

1155
00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:46,868
You know what?
They're gonna want you to just do

1156
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,870
a bunch of web stuff
because you're younger.

1157
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,327
Everyone has a boner for young people
on the Internet, okay?

1158
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,795
- They think you have the key to it.
- Amy!

1159
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,089
That's why we'll do anything
we can to help you here.

1160
00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,541
Right, but when you're writing
an article...

1161
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:57,671
Sorry, talk to me about it later.

1162
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:58,750
Just write them all down.

1163
00:47:58,793 --> 00:47:59,794
I'll be helpful later.

1164
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:02,922
Okay.

1165
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,217
I like you, Amy.
I do, you know?

1166
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,393
You're clever, but you're not too brainy.

1167
00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:11,063
You're pretty-ish and you're not gorgeous.
You're approachable.

1168
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,230
Thank you.
Yeah.

1169
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:14,400
I want this promotion for you, Amy,
you know?

1170
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:16,273
I want you to help me to help you.

1171
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,195
I need to go up there, to the men upstairs.

1172
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,565
I need you to provide me with the ammo

1173
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:23,322
to get them to know that you
can handle their workload.

1174
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,194
Can you handle their load, Amy?

1175
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,367
I can handle all their loads.
That's it.

1176
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:31,742
Nikki.

1177
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:33,877
Hey.
Where have you been?

1178
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,125
Sorry, I was getting a smoothie.

1179
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:36,376
Can you sit, please?

1180
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:39,717
I slept at the doctor's place last night.

1181
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:42,087
My God, because you were blackout drunk?

1182
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,890
No, that's the thing. I was dead sober.
I had like two drinks.

1183
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:47,387
Three, max.

1184
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:50,310
Four, now that I'm tallying.
But I was sober.

1185
00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:52,263
So you barely drank?
Barely.

1186
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,689
Because you're on antibiotics or something?

1187
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,687
No, I spent the night on purpose.

1188
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,643
I don't understand.
I don't understand.

1189
00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:58,846
When you think about the sex,

1190
00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,191
are you just kind of like...

1191
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:03,403
No.
I'm like...

1192
00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:07,862
So, you're like...

1193
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:11,866
No, that's not what I'm doing.

1194
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,415
My God!
He's calling.

1195
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,622
Why would he call?
You guys just had sex.

1196
00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:18,752
It's probably a mistake.

1197
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:20,458
It's a mistake.
He's butt-dialing you.

1198
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:21,633
Hello.

1199
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:22,961
Hey, there.
It's Aaron.

1200
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:24,716
This is Amy.

1201
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,217
I think you butt-dialed me.

1202
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,049
No, I dialed you with my fingers.

1203
00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:29,574
What's she saying?
What did she say?

1204
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,643
He called me on purpose.

1205
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,063
Hang up.
He's obviously sick or something.

1206
00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:35,689
Yeah, what's up?

1207
00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:37,391
I was calling to say
I had a really good time last night.

1208
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,728
I was wondering if you wanted to,
hang out again.

1209
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:42,563
Will you say that again, please?

1210
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:46,113
I was wondering if I could see you again.

1211
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:48,653
You know what?
I'm gonna call the police.

1212
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,329
Hold on, hold on.

1213
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:51,781
I'll just talk to you about it

1214
00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:53,286
tomorrow at the interview.

1215
00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:55,459
Okay?
Yes! She said yes!

1216
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:56,831
Okay, bye...

1217
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:58,413
All right, I'll talk to you then.

1218
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:00,422
Man!

1219
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:02,333
That's pretty cool, man.

1220
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,043
I didn't get to hear
the whole conversation, though.

1221
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:05,844
We're gonna talk about it

1222
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,092
when we see each other tomorrow.

1223
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,388
That's great, man.

1224
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,932
Yeah, she's got a sexy voice.

1225
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:11,346
Did you guys make love?

1226
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:14,428
Yeah.

1227
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:17,773
My boy got intimate.
Yeah.

1228
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,107
Sexual intercourse!

1229
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:21,151
Do you want to just
announce it to everybody?

1230
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:24,982
My boy got a girlfriend.
Man, it's been forever!

1231
00:50:25,064 --> 00:50:27,317
Yeah. I'm not gonna lie.
It's been a while.

1232
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:29,822
Yeah, it's been six years since Sheila.

1233
00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:31,821
And that only lasted five weeks.
Yep.

1234
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:32,905
There was Debbie.

1235
00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:34,865
Debbie didn't even tell you
where she lived.

1236
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:35,950
Yeah, she thought I was a psycho.

1237
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,501
She kept calling me "Dexter."

1238
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:38,995
What I'm saying is, you got to go for it.

1239
00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:40,830
You need to focus if you want
to take it to the next level.

1240
00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:41,880
Right.

1241
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:43,333
You have to.
You got to give it everything

1242
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:44,667
if you want this one, man.

1243
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:47,716
It's like, when I lost the Championship
in 2011,

1244
00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:49,547
I worked on my game twice as hard,

1245
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,303
worked on my post-up game,

1246
00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,517
and we wound up winning
the Championship, twice.

1247
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:54,726
Yeah.
Yeah.

1248
00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:56,054
I don't feel like that applies to me.

1249
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:58,514
But I appreciate the thought.

1250
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:01,062
Aaron, you have to take a risk.
You have to. Yeah, you're right.

1251
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,235
It's like, when I decided
to go back to Cleveland,

1252
00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:05,859
I wasn't totally sure they was
gonna welcome me back, man.

1253
00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,406
But they did.
They welcomed me back

1254
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,358
with open arms and an open heart.

1255
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:13,659
Yeah, they did.
Again, I feel that applies more to you.

1256
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:16,036
I don't even live in Cleveland.

1257
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,788
But, again, I appreciate the thought.

1258
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:18,958
Cleveland, Ohio?

1259
00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:21,082
You're talking about the home of
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

1260
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:23,289
Or maybe we go down to Canton to
the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

1261
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:24,794
Did you know Superman
was created in Cleveland?

1262
00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:26,716
Yeah, I know Superman
was created in Cleveland.

1263
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:28,312
You've told me that a number of times.

1264
00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:30,129
You ever seen a Cuyahoga sunset?
No.

1265
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:31,589
Do you know Cleveland's great
for the whole family?

1266
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,391
Yes. Yes, I do.
You tell me that all the time.

1267
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,556
You randomly just text me that.
And what's wrong with that?

1268
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:39,226
Which is weird. It's weird.
I got free texting.

1269
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:41,023
Why are you trying to always
sell me on Cleveland?

1270
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:42,620
When are you gonna come to Cleveland?

1271
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:46,399
I'll come when I have the time.

1272
00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:47,570
I just don't have the time right now.

1273
00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:49,440
I'll come when I have the time.
I've just been really busy.

1274
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:50,945
You visit me in Miami all the time.

1275
00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,572
Yeah, but that's Miami.
I mean...

1276
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:55,704
What's the difference between
Miami and Cleveland?

1277
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:56,913
It's the same.

1278
00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:00,243
You're right, it's the same.

1279
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:01,669
Exactly.

1280
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:06,249
Okay, so you had the salmon.
That's about 14 dollars.

1281
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,216
What are you doing, man?
You had two Cokes.

1282
00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:10,052
Dude, are you trying to split the bill?

1283
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,630
Look, I told you those refills
weren't free.

1284
00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:13,885
No, no, no, we're not splitting the bill.

1285
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,056
Pick up the check.

1286
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:16,888
Why do I have to pick up the check?

1287
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,047
Because you're LeBron James.

1288
00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,891
Listen, don't look at me no differently now

1289
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,563
just because I got a little money.

1290
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:23,937
Look, I don't know
how long this could last.

1291
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:25,526
Anything can happen.
Right.

1292
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:27,524
I'm not about to end up like MC Hammer.

1293
00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:29,276
Listen, you owe $32.43.

1294
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,153
You know what?

1295
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:33,859
I'll pay it, but you got to pick up a check
every once in a while.

1296
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,159
No, don't pay the whole thing.

1297
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,361
Just pay your part.

1298
00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:39,369
It's better for our friendship.
Equals forever.

1299
00:52:39,448 --> 00:52:41,246
All right, fine.
All right.

1300
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:42,365
I'll put my credit card in.

1301
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,332
Put a credit card in, we'll split it.

1302
00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:46,414
That's what I'm talking about.

1303
00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,299
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

1304
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:50,668
I think I left my wallet.
Fuck you.

1305
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:51,798
It's right in the car.

1306
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,067
No, no, no...

1307
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:25,168
So that was disgusting.
Yeah.

1308
00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:29,210
Why Billy Joel?
Why Uptown Girl?

1309
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:31,212
I love that song.

1310
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:33,885
That's probably the worst Billy Joel song.

1311
00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:35,713
I'm pretty sure
Billy Joel hates that song.

1312
00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:37,469
He shouldn't.
It's great.

1313
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,470
Okay.

1314
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:42,144
So, off the record,

1315
00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:46,181
do you wanna maybe go grab some dinner?

1316
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:50,644
Actually, Aaron, I think you're so great,

1317
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,113
but I'm a writer.

1318
00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:55,532
I'm your writer, you're my subject,

1319
00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:59,787
and from now on,
we need to just keep it professional.

1320
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:00,909
Okay.
You know?

1321
00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:02,281
Yeah.
Okay.

1322
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:03,707
I think we really like each other

1323
00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:04,954
and we should start dating.

1324
00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:08,628
No, I'm saying...

1325
00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:10,296
I'm confused.

1326
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:12,295
Am I not communicating this right?

1327
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:14,376
No, I hear you.
I'm just saying I disagree.

1328
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:16,462
Do you like me?
Yeah.

1329
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:17,967
Yeah, see, I really like you.

1330
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,514
So we should be a couple.

1331
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:23,685
No!
I have plans.

1332
00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:26,267
What are your plans?
Dentist.

1333
00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:28,314
Is that true'?
No.

1334
00:54:28,474 --> 00:54:29,441
Then let's go out.

1335
00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:34,025
I'm sorry.
My dad's place is calling.

1336
00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:36,152
Hello?

1337
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,343
Well, why didn't someone help him?

1338
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,028
What is it?

1339
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,580
My dad fell. He lives in assisted living.
I need to change.

1340
00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:44,827
Okay, I'm on my way.

1341
00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,204
What hospital is he at?

1342
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:54,546
Sit still, Gordon.
Dad!

1343
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,626
Hey, baby.

1344
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:57,211
What happened?
Nothing.

1345
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,841
He's supposed to ring his call button

1346
00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:00,468
if he wants to get out of his chair.

1347
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:01,514
He has fallen.

1348
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:02,682
Where's the doctor?

1349
00:55:02,758 --> 00:55:04,101
They are ignoring my pages.

1350
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,136
If I wanted, I could treat him.

1351
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,938
I was a doctor in my country.

1352
00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,139
Yeah, I'll let you know if the wound

1353
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:11,317
gets invaded by evil spirits.

1354
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:12,483
Are you in pain, Dad?
No.

1355
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:13,902
Can I take a look at it, please?

1356
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,405
God, Dad!

1357
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:19,742
It looks a lot worse than it actually is.

1358
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:21,117
Who's this Moondoggie?

1359
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:22,319
Hi, I'm Dr. Conners.

1360
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,120
Your daughter and I just
officially started dating.

1361
00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,457
No. Not officially.
Not at all.

1362
00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:28,159
Welcome to a very large club.

1363
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,540
You are gonna be getting stitches today.

1364
00:55:30,619 --> 00:55:32,371
Not a chance, Buster!

1365
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:33,501
Dad, let him do it.

1366
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,002
What's the point?
Just leave it.

1367
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:37,005
What do I have to look like
Kate Middleton for?

1368
00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:38,586
I don't give consent.
Here we go.

1369
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,132
- No consent!
- Shut up, Dad.

1370
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:41,756
I need you to stop moving.

1371
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,307
I feel like a pincushion.

1372
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:47,932
What is he humming?

1373
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,389
Billy Joel.
Uptown Girl.

1374
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:52,224
That's the only thing that saves you.
I like Billy Joel.

1375
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:55,561
I saw him in Nassau Coliseum,
Nylon Curtain Tour.

1376
00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:57,112
Nylon Curtain Tour?
That's awesome.

1377
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,736
I saw him with Elton John in Shea Stadium.
It was great.

1378
00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,067
Of course you did.

1379
00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:04,119
Nothing better than down-to-earth,
blue collar Billy Joel

1380
00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:06,580
with Elton John, the Queen of England.

1381
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:09,829
Hey, Amy tells me that you're a Mets fan.
Is that right?

1382
00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:12,411
I'm a supporter of the
New York Metropolitans.

1383
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:13,694
That is correct.
What about it?

1384
00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,145
Would you like to hear some trivia?

1385
00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:17,090
Distracting me like I'm a young girl

1386
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:18,883
getting her ears pierced?
Go ahead.

1387
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:20,586
Can you name nine major league teams

1388
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:22,592
that don't end with the letter "S"?

1389
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:26,558
Child's play.
The Jazz. Utah Jazz.

1390
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,476
You got the Miami Heat.
You got the White Sox.

1391
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:29,849
What's up?

1392
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,851
I shouldn't be telling you this,

1393
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:34,103
but I think he's hoarding
his pain medication.

1394
00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:36,560
No, I got it.
Ease up, Martha Stewart.

1395
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:39,647
Hey! Water aerobics.
You coming?

1396
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,028
Yeah, I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.

1397
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,986
Meryl is wearing a two-piece.

1398
00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:50,290
The guy died three years ago
and nobody alerted him.

1399
00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,578
Thank you so much.

1400
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:55,913
Hey, no problem.

1401
00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:57,873
My dad's really not a bad guy,

1402
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,583
but you caught him on an off day.

1403
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:01,714
No, no, no.
He was fine.

1404
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:04,925
You know what? What I'll do is,
I'll check up on him next week.

1405
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,598
And I told him about
this immune suppressant...

1406
00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,926
Will you please come home with me?

1407
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:13,563
Forget it.

1408
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,102
No, no, no. No!
You know what?

1409
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:17,435
Hey, you know what?
Let's...

1410
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,197
Let's get food.
Do you wanna get some food?

1411
00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:21,230
Do you wanna get some raviolis?

1412
00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:23,402
Raviolis?
I'm serious.

1413
00:57:23,482 --> 00:57:24,699
Yeah.
Do you wanna get some raviolis?

1414
00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,368
I know a place that's around here.

1415
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,537
They have great raviolis.

1416
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:31,035
I'd love to get raviolis.

1417
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:32,954
Just go to the ravioli place.
Just get them.

1418
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,535
Yeah.
Yeah.

1419
00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:52,719
Yeah?
Yeah.

1420
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:55,146
Stop doing that.

1421
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,439
Why are you breathing weird?

1422
00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:58,062
I'm not breathing weird.

1423
00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:01,736
What's going on?

1424
00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:04,106
I like him so much.

1425
00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:06,776
Yeah?

1426
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:09,995
Why do I feel so scared?

1427
00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:11,913
Because you've always dated dummies

1428
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,162
you weren't at risk of actually liking.

1429
00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:16,418
Can we get a drink?
No!

1430
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,128
No, we can get one drink.
Stop it!

1431
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,667
No, I...
What?

1432
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,498
I've been dating for fucking 90 years.

1433
00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:22,673
Something always happens.

1434
00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,547
Why not this time that I really care?

1435
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,173
What do you think is gonna happen?

1436
00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:27,926
What if I forget to flush the toilet,

1437
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:30,135
and there's a tampon in there?

1438
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,182
Okay.

1439
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:34,683
And not like a cute, "It's the last day."

1440
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,684
Like, a real tampon.

1441
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:38,936
I'm talking, like, a crime scene tampon.

1442
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:42,353
Like the Red Wedding, Game of Thrones.

1443
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:43,483
My God!

1444
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:46,281
It's like a Quentin Tarantino, Django.

1445
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,779
Like a real motherfucker of a tampon.

1446
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:50,653
There's, like, an ear on it.

1447
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:53,564
You know what I mean, though.

1448
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,490
There's deal-breakers, you know?

1449
00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,663
I know.
Why?

1450
00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:58,835
Hey, look who's here!

1451
00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,078
This does not seem safe.

1452
00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:01,630
Hi!

1453
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:04,333
My God.
Always here.

1454
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,713
Is Amy crying?

1455
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:07,214
Yeah, she's in love.

1456
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:08,887
With Steven?

1457
00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:10,009
No!
No!

1458
00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:11,055
I love Steven.

1459
00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:14,055
He taught me this workout
to get me a beach bod.

1460
00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:15,511
Thank you so much.

1461
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:17,346
You'll be really ripping it up.

1462
00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:26,104
That was cool.

1463
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,070
And there he is!

1464
00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,367
It's LeBron.
LeBron!

1465
00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:34,284
I'm LeBron James, and welcome
to the Big Apple Jam Fest.

1466
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,576
So, are you guys ready to have some fun?

1467
00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,036
Yeah!

1468
00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:47,334
The Knicks City Dancers!

1469
00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:00,431
They're just gyrating.

1470
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:01,606
They're not.

1471
01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:03,683
No, no, no. These girls work really hard.
I treat them.

1472
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:05,235
You treat them?

1473
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:06,687
Yes, I do.
I work with them.

1474
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,522
They get bad injuries.
I bet.

1475
01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,865
The pole isn't always greased right.

1476
01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,279
You're gonna lose us the right to vote!

1477
01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:21,456
How long is this?

1478
01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:23,037
I don't know.

1479
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,330
I'm just asking.
Another hour, maybe.

1480
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:26,414
Okay.

1481
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:34,260
Dr. Gunners.

1482
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:35,591
Do you mind taking a look at my ankle?

1483
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:36,641
I think I rolled it.

1484
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,468
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.

1485
01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:40,350
I'll see you in a sec.

1486
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:50,276
Hey!
Hey.

1487
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,481
You were so great.

1488
01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:53,442
Everybody flipped out
when you came out here.

1489
01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:54,965
It was really cool to see.
Thank you.

1490
01:00:57,904 --> 01:01:00,157
Seriously, what's the deal?

1491
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,913
What's your intentions?

1492
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,707
My intentions?

1493
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:06,914
Yeah, with my boy.
Like, what's your plan?

1494
01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,458
I don't have a plan with Aaron.

1495
01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:13,387
No, we've just been dating for six weeks.
We're just hanging out.

1496
01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:15,714
Okay.
Keeping it cazh.

1497
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:18,596
So, you get butterflies
when you hear his name?

1498
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:20,431
Excuse me?

1499
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:22,520
When you're looking at clouds,

1500
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:23,848
do you see his face?

1501
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,359
Do you hear his name

1502
01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:29,277
when you listen to the wind?

1503
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:33,691
Yes.

1504
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:36,910
I really have to ask you a question.

1505
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,826
Don't hurt him.

1506
01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:47,753
So we did it.
Okay?

1507
01:01:47,754 --> 01:01:50,374
So we did it.
Okay?

1508
01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:52,425
We fell hard for each other.

1509
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:56,301
Welcome to the whitest couple in America.

1510
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:01,392
How did no one mug us that day?
Look at his hat.

1511
01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:03,891
Now we're kissing on a rock.

1512
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,062
Do you know how many homeless people

1513
01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:06,606
have taken a dump on that rock?

1514
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,898
Subway kissing?

1515
01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:13,739
I love how tall he is.

1516
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,066
Easy, dude.
I'm a working man, too.

1517
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,275
All right, I get it.

1518
01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:18,360
Hey, Noam.

1519
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:19,535
Hey, guys!

1520
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,864
Inside sex!
I'm digging that.

1521
01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,743
Even my dad likes him.
My dad doesn't like anyone.

1522
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:28,499
He thought Mother Teresa was full of shit.

1523
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:33,508
That's my "Aaron's apartment" toothbrush.
I have two toothbrushes.

1524
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:37,801
I hope this love montage
ends like Jonestown.

1525
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:42,684
I think this is where
Woody Allen met Soon Yi.

1526
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:45,600
Okay, easy-

1527
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,431
That was a dare, okay?

1528
01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:49,892
I was dared to do that.

1529
01:02:57,649 --> 01:02:59,322
So what's up with you and Amy?
How's that going?

1530
01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:01,529
Amy?
Things are going awesome, man.

1531
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,033
Yeah?
Yeah.

1532
01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,624
Yeah.
It's going real good.

1533
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,293
I mean, I really, really like her,

1534
01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,746
but she's got some issues, you know?

1535
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,002
I mean, that's gonna happen.

1536
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,583
Yeah.

1537
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,384
Like, last night we went out drinking.

1538
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,219
You?
Yeah, I went out drinking.

1539
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,421
And she...

1540
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:25,476
I don't drink.
I got hammered.

1541
01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:27,896
And then she drank a lot,
but she barely got...

1542
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:31,812
But she didn't get drunk at all.

1543
01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:42,615
So how's the sex?
The sex?

1544
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,241
Why do you always
wanna know this stuff, man?

1545
01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:47,495
Listen, I'm a married man.
I need to live vicariously through you.

1546
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,538
Just give me a couple details.
No.

1547
01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:52,086
Just like 11.
Eleven details?

1548
01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:54,283
When you're married as long
as me, you'll understand.

1549
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:59,716
She knows what she wants. It's great.
The sex is great. It's rough. It's wild.

1550
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,476
I mean, if it's not wild, it's not right.

1551
01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:05,759
Right. No, it's crazy.
Like pulling my hair and stuff.

1552
01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:08,474
We've never...
We haven't even laid down yet.

1553
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:12,353
It's always either, like, sitting up,
or against a wall, or something.

1554
01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:14,776
I've never been on top once.

1555
01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:16,478
We have a safe word.
Already?

1556
01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:18,981
Yeah, it's "calypso." Man, that's
pretty early for a safe word.

1557
01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,608
It is.
Second date, we had a safe word.

1558
01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:23,777
It's insane, man.

1559
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:27,494
Ready for this? Come on, man.
I've been practicing.

1560
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,787
Man, knock it off. Ready for this?
Ready for this?

1561
01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,163
Yeah!

1562
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,752
Foul!

1563
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,625
Foul?
Yeah, man, you hit me.

1564
01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:39,759
No.

1565
01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:40,874
You use protection, right?

1566
01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:41,886
Yeah.

1567
01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,963
Yeah, yeah.
She's got little bowls of condoms

1568
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,048
all around her apartment.

1569
01:04:45,131 --> 01:04:46,223
Condoms?

1570
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,300
I'm not talking about condoms.

1571
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,512
I'm talking about protection,
like a lawyer.

1572
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:52,268
Like a nondisclosure agreement, you know?

1573
01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:55,483
No penetration without representation.

1574
01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:57,774
Yeah, you're right.

1575
01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,270
What happened?

1576
01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:01,072
Nothing, man.

1577
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,319
Listen, I'll tell you one thing.

1578
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:03,571
You don't wanna have a baby mama.

1579
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:04,776
The next thing you know,

1580
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:05,939
you're paying for a Ferrari.

1581
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:08,079
You're getting her a big house,
a big mansion.

1582
01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,576
She's gonna want to start a jumpsuit line,

1583
01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:10,953
and you're gonna have to pay for it.

1584
01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:12,375
You wanna go through that?

1585
01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:13,497
You gotta convince one of your friends

1586
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,453
to say he's the dad and raise the child.

1587
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:16,914
Who wants to go through that?

1588
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:18,213
Kid end up being 6'7",

1589
01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,753
your best friend only 5'2".

1590
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:21,255
Eighteen years later, the kid comes

1591
01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,052
and he writes a book about you

1592
01:05:23,128 --> 01:05:24,721
saying how much of a jackass you are.

1593
01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:26,927
Eighteen years, man.
18 years.

1594
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,634
Your baby mama's car and crib
is bigger than his.

1595
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,719
You could turn on the TV any given Sunday.

1596
01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:34,727
Win the Super Bowl
and drive off in a Hyundai.

1597
01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:37,400
She was supposed to get the
shorty Tyco with your money.

1598
01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:39,773
Then she went to the doctor,
got lipo with your money.

1599
01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:41,070
What are you talking about?

1600
01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:42,944
What the fuck are you talking about?

1601
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:43,989
It's Kanye.

1602
01:05:44,065 --> 01:05:45,783
You're quoting Kanye West to me?

1603
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,953
You know what?
Amy's not like that.

1604
01:05:48,027 --> 01:05:50,405
Amy's not like that at all.
She's awesome.

1605
01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:51,580
And this is gonna be great.

1606
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,704
I think she's cool, and I don't
think I have to worry about that.

1607
01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:55,126
All right.

1608
01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:58,288
Did you let me do that?

1609
01:05:58,371 --> 01:05:59,748
Did I just score on you?

1610
01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:03,210
Yes!
You are my bitch, LeBron James!

1611
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,761
But not really.
Not really.

1612
01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,259
You gotta admit, that was a good shot.
Come on, man.

1613
01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:08,806
I scored on LeBron James.

1614
01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:10,134
I'm never playing basketball again.

1615
01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:11,809
Lunch is on you, buddy!

1616
01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:12,965
Where are you going, Aaron?

1617
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,392
Aaron?

1618
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:18,691
LeBron.

1619
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,072
God damn it!

1620
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,902
How's work?

1621
01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:32,406
Work's great, actually.

1622
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:34,287
I think I'm gonna get that editor job.

1623
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:37,460
Aaron's been kind of pushing me
to think bigger.

1624
01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:40,004
Can I just do this, please?

1625
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,673
Aaron was telling me
about this acupuncturist.

1626
01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:43,841
She's supposedly amazing.

1627
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,840
She helps a lot of his
patients with pain management.

1628
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:48,297
I really want her to take a look at you.
Will you do that?

1629
01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:50,347
I have no desire for an Oriental woman

1630
01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:51,925
to touch me above the waist.

1631
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:54,519
Don't say that.
That's disgust...

1632
01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:55,720
It's Asian.
Just say Asian.

1633
01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:58,306
Why does Aaron all of a sudden

1634
01:06:58,389 --> 01:06:59,766
know everything about everything?

1635
01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:02,561
He's a doctor.
He knows something.

1636
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:05,022
He's a sports doctor.
He's not a real doctor, let's face it.

1637
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:07,482
A real doctor tries to cure diseases.

1638
01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:09,863
He's trying to get court-side
seats for the playoffs.

1639
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,991
You're saying sports doctors
aren't real doctors?

1640
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:13,663
Yeah. When they say,
"What do you wanna focus on?"

1641
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:15,365
"I wanna focus on MS."

1642
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,701
"What do you wanna focus on?"
"I wanna focus on cancer."

1643
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:18,831
"What about you?"

1644
01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:21,663
"Whatever gets me closest
to men's locker rooms."

1645
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:22,713
Okay.

1646
01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:26,544
"I want giant, athletic penises
close to my face,

1647
01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:28,426
"while I'm pretending
to look at their knees."

1648
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,678
He's a good doctor,

1649
01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:30,880
and he does a lot with
Doctors Without Borders.

1650
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,011
He's a great guy.

1651
01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:34,593
I'm not saying he's not a good guy,

1652
01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:36,098
but he's got about a month left

1653
01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:38,100
before you give him the boot, right?

1654
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:39,897
What does that mean?

1655
01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:42,772
He's a reaction from the
muscle-bound Knucklehead,

1656
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:44,693
so now you go for the nerdy brainiac.

1657
01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:46,897
I know the way your pattern works, Amy.

1658
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:48,197
It's my pattern.

1659
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,866
No, Dad, I really like him.

1660
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:52,319
I want you to be nice to him,
and I want you to take it seriously.

1661
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:53,403
Will you do that?

1662
01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,954
I think we have a real shot.

1663
01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:56,030
That's great.

1664
01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:57,707
You sound like a Lifetime movie.

1665
01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:00,084
One of the happy ones,
not the murder ones.

1666
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,127
Don't you want me to be happy?
I mean...

1667
01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:05,173
You're building him up, and you're
gonna let yourself in for a big fall.

1668
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,005
He's gonna break your heart.

1669
01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:10,758
I'm leaving.

1670
01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:12,972
I'll talk to you later.

1671
01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,640
I'll tell Temembe to come get you.

1672
01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:17,560
Amy, don't leave like this.

1673
01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:21,265
I don't like it when
you don't talk to me for a while.

1674
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,454
Thank you so much for doing this with me.

1675
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,655
No, I wanna be doing this with you.

1676
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,283
It's the only one I've ever done
that we've framed.

1677
01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:37,614
It looks great.

1678
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:38,937
It seems like a regional thing.

1679
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,199
Girl!

1680
01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:42,786
Hey.
Hi.

1681
01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,246
Hi.
Hey, I'm Aaron.

1682
01:08:44,329 --> 01:08:45,956
I'm Kim.
So nice to meet you.

1683
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:47,040
It's really nice to meet you.

1684
01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:48,917
You're Tom?
Pleasure to meet you.

1685
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,253
Hey, Amy.
How are you?

1686
01:08:51,336 --> 01:08:53,964
Congrats on trapping my sister
with your seed.

1687
01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,641
Well, not all sex ends
with a flush and a cry.

1688
01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,810
Sometimes you get this.

1689
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,136
That's killer.

1690
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,971
This is Wendy and Kyle.

1691
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:03,222
Hello.
Hi.

1692
01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:04,353
It's great to see you.

1693
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:08,478
Nice.
Very good.

1694
01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:11,280
And what does that mean?
Welcome to our party.

1695
01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:13,691
It's Portuguese.
Realm's teaching me.

1696
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:17,912
That's our son, Realm.
We adopted him about six months ago.

1697
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,991
Yeah, we've been teaching him.
But really he's been teaching us.

1698
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:25,295
Yeah. How to protect ourselves,
how to stand up for ourselves.

1699
01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:26,337
He has night terrors.

1700
01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:28,335
Lot of lessons, really quick.

1701
01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:31,668
He's a very strong presence in our house.

1702
01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:33,173
We love you.

1703
01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:36,923
Yeah, a lot of lessons.

1704
01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:42,430
How to get along with essentially a
stranger who refuses to learn English.

1705
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:43,632
He doesn't know his birthday.

1706
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,980
He says around eight, but the
dentist said he was 12 at least.

1707
01:09:47,058 --> 01:09:49,652
They know.
Yeah, he's through puberty.

1708
01:09:49,769 --> 01:09:50,770
For sure.

1709
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:56,993
Yeah. He was so small in the email,
but he's shot up.

1710
01:09:57,568 --> 01:10:00,117
Come on in the party.
There's drinks on the deck,

1711
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,415
and there's food in the kitchen over here.

1712
01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:05,035
And just make yourself something to drink.

1713
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,495
There's every snack you've ever loved.

1714
01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:08,217
I haven't been to a baby shower in years.

1715
01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:09,334
We're so glad you made it.

1716
01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:11,041
Yeah.
Hey, congratulations, man.

1717
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:14,219
So I hear that you work with athletes.

1718
01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:16,261
Yeah, I'm a physician and a surgeon.

1719
01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,214
Mostly work with the Knicks right now.

1720
01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:20,015
That sounds very cool.

1721
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,718
Yeah, yeah.

1722
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:23,644
And other athletes.

1723
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,105
Really?
Like, which ones?

1724
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:28,558
Specifically, which athletes?

1725
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,143
Tom Brady.

1726
01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:32,941
Yeah.

1727
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:35,273
Any other athletes that you, work with?

1728
01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:37,366
Jay Cutler.

1729
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:40,161
Yeah, I work with him.

1730
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,362
Do you guys follow tennis?

1731
01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:42,447
Yeah.

1732
01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:43,656
Roger Federer.

1733
01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:47,126
Robert Griffin.

1734
01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:50,379
Chris Paul.
CP3.

1735
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,673
Alex Rodriguez.

1736
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:53,750
Fuck that guy!

1737
01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:55,885
- I agree.
- Yeah.

1738
01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:57,799
Fuck him.

1739
01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:59,096
Piece of shit.

1740
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:03,893
Clayton Kershaw.

1741
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,393
Amy, he's great.

1742
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:09,520
Yeah, where did you find him?

1743
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:10,691
Work.

1744
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:13,862
Well, you two are really cute together.

1745
01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:16,405
You two would have the most perfect babies.

1746
01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:18,654
I could just eat you up.
You know?

1747
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,773
Yeah, it seems a little early
for this kind of talk.

1748
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:21,865
It's not.

1749
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,070
If anything, it's late.

1750
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:27,330
My life did not begin until I had kids.

1751
01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:28,830
Your life has not begun.

1752
01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:32,210
Yeah, you know, I'm pretty
happy right now, so...

1753
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,006
Aaron, do you want a family?

1754
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:36,046
Yeah.

1755
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,217
I think I'd like to have two kids

1756
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,045
by the time I'm 40 at least, right?

1757
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,095
Yeah.
That's great.

1758
01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:42,048
Two is tight.
It's tight.

1759
01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:43,724
If I were you, I would start thinking

1760
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,393
about having them as soon as possible.

1761
01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:47,186
Just breathe. Just breathe.
It's fine.

1762
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:48,478
He wants to have kids.
Amy.

1763
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:49,897
Right now.
People talk about that.

1764
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,098
Not really.
It's fine.

1765
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,399
I don't know anyone that talks about that.

1766
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:54,068
He's great.
It's normal.

1767
01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,611
I think Aaron's great.
I really like him.

1768
01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:57,688
Can you tell the members of
Heaven's Gate in there to relax?

1769
01:11:57,772 --> 01:11:59,365
No, he's too nice.
He's not too nice.

1770
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:01,033
Yes, he is. He's too nice for me.
You know it.

1771
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,234
No, Amy.

1772
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,740
He's the perfect amount
of nice that you deserve.

1773
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,868
Yeah, but there's deal-breakers
across the board with him.

1774
01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:08,245
Like the sex is good.
It's really good.

1775
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,873
It's great, but it's not the
best I've ever had. You know?

1776
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:14,460
Right. You don't want
best-sex-that-you've-ever-had guy.

1777
01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:17,213
No, you wanna stay with the
best-you've-ever-had guy.

1778
01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:18,668
No, you don't.
That's a creepy guy.

1779
01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:19,752
You don't wanna be with that guy.

1780
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:22,589
Best-sex-that-you've-ever-had guy
is in jail.

1781
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:23,844
You know what I mean?

1782
01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:25,049
Yeah.

1783
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:27,009
But I've been thinking about
maybe reaching out to him.

1784
01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,094
Stop.

1785
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,929
Amy, breathe. It's fine.
He's great.

1786
01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,013
You're ridiculous.

1787
01:12:31,097 --> 01:12:32,189
Mother.
I'm not ready for...

1788
01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:34,559
If I kiss the belly hard enough,

1789
01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:36,235
will the baby feel it?

1790
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,197
You wanna try?

1791
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:43,367
I think that the baby did feel it.

1792
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:47,697
No.

1793
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:49,790
Kim's great, man.

1794
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,459
Yeah.
She's really awesome.

1795
01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:52,626
Kim's the best.

1796
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:54,124
I'm glad I finally got to meet her.

1797
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,503
Yeah, and Amy's great, too, by the way.

1798
01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,797
I just love her.

1799
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,628
But keep her away from those pro athletes.

1800
01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:03,463
You know what I mean?

1801
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:05,173
Wait, what does that mean?

1802
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:08,434
No.
It was a joke.

1803
01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:10,307
Like, that she'd sleep with them.

1804
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,888
I don't get the joke angle.

1805
01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,978
No, not that she would, but...

1806
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,480
Those are the kinds of jokes she tells.

1807
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,063
Like, "I'm loose!
I'm a whore!" or whatever.

1808
01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,147
That's my girlfriend.

1809
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,779
No! I know.
It's not my joke.

1810
01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:25,656
Those are the kind of jokes she tells,

1811
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,863
which I'm not for at all.

1812
01:13:27,945 --> 01:13:29,822
I'm always like,
"Don't tell these kinds of jokes."

1813
01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:31,658
And then she does, and I'm like,

1814
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,414
"There she goes again."

1815
01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:34,835
But I'm just like...

1816
01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:35,912
Just forget I said this.

1817
01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:37,463
Just drag that one to the trash

1818
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:40,007
and empty the trash.

1819
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:48,136
The game is "Skeletons in the Closet."

1820
01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:49,216
Okay.

1821
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:50,893
We all have to admit things

1822
01:13:50,968 --> 01:13:52,891
we've never told anyone before.

1823
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,187
No!
Wendy!

1824
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:55,640
Yes!
Yes, we have to.

1825
01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:58,017
- We have to do it.
- Okay, okay.

1826
01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:01,525
Sometimes, after Kyle falls asleep,

1827
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,284
I get up and eat
Skinny Cow ice cream pops.

1828
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:04,357
No!

1829
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,317
No, you don't.
You should be asleep!

1830
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,869
I know!
Sometimes I have the whole box.

1831
01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:10,037
What?

1832
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:13,742
That's like a whole regular-size ice cream
if you eat the whole box.

1833
01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:15,872
I know.
Your turn.

1834
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,704
Okay.

1835
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:22,258
Last week, I let my six-year-old
watch Glee.

1836
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,550
I know.
I know.

1837
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:24,752
Too soon!

1838
01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:26,212
That show is very racy.

1839
01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:29,048
There were some homosexual undertones.
I will say that.

1840
01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:31,759
There were two girls kissing
in this episode.

1841
01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:34,595
And I haven't even explained
to them what gay people are.

1842
01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,101
They're people.

1843
01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:39,484
Okay, okay.
Amy, your turn.

1844
01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:43,730
I don't know how I'm gonna follow these.
They were so good.

1845
01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:45,281
You guys are really brave.

1846
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:46,987
Thanks for trusting.

1847
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:52,118
One time, I had sex with this guy,

1848
01:14:52,196 --> 01:14:53,789
and we couldn't find the condom.

1849
01:14:53,864 --> 01:14:58,711
So, three days later, I found out
it was attached to my cervix.

1850
01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:00,914
It had been kind of pounded up there.

1851
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:04,250
And so I googled what do I do, right?

1852
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:07,007
So it said just kind of bear down.

1853
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,009
Just fish it out.

1854
01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,765
Make your finger a hook.

1855
01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:14,184
So I just hooked my finger like this,

1856
01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:16,058
and then just kind of beared down,

1857
01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:18,185
and just got it out of there.

1858
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:28,567
I let Tim and his brothers
tag team me on Christmas morning.

1859
01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:31,698
And you know what?
It was wonderful.

1860
01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:35,532
I like her.

1861
01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:48,252
Hi.
Hi.

1862
01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:49,336
How are you?

1863
01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:50,512
Can you come over?

1864
01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:51,635
No, I'm working.

1865
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:52,715
Is this about the baby shower?

1866
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,266
'Cause I'm sorry I wasn't nicer

1867
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:56,594
to The Real Housewives of Hell.

1868
01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:59,271
No, it's fine. It's fine.
It's not about that.

1869
01:15:59,346 --> 01:16:00,689
What's up?

1870
01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:05,111
Dad died.

1871
01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:08,941
He was hoarding his medication
and his heart gave out.

1872
01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:13,201
Amy?

1873
01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:16,698
Are you there?

1874
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:23,455
A little change? A penny?
A nickel? A ruble?

1875
01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:26,086
Crowdfund this.
Come on, help me out.

1876
01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:35,512
Thank you.

1877
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:55,282
I had a black boyfriend once.

1878
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:58,076
Your mother must be proud.

1879
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,035
Yep.

1880
01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:05,500
And I'd do it again.

1881
01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:08,378
Hello.

1882
01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:11,301
Thank you for coming.

1883
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:17,633
Gordon David Townsend.

1884
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:22,013
Not that great of a guy.

1885
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:25,603
He was kind of racist,

1886
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:28,895
and homophobic.

1887
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,821
He was a drunk.

1888
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,243
He was a drunk.

1889
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:36,614
He once apologized to me

1890
01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,537
for missing a volleyball game

1891
01:17:38,612 --> 01:17:40,364
that he was at.

1892
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:44,915
He had made signs with my name on them.

1893
01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:49,040
When I was 11,

1894
01:17:49,123 --> 01:17:51,592
this kid, Brandon Lipinsky...

1895
01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:52,668
Remember Brandon?

1896
01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:54,378
He stole my bike.

1897
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:57,674
And he maybe was just borrowing it,

1898
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,008
but our dad went over there

1899
01:17:59,091 --> 01:18:01,185
and beat the shit out of Brandon's dad,

1900
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,978
and his grandpa.

1901
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:04,680
And Brandon.

1902
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:10,194
I bet he personally offended

1903
01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:11,896
everyone here.
Right?

1904
01:18:11,979 --> 01:18:14,528
Raise your hand if our dad
ever offended you.

1905
01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,615
Yeah.

1906
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,042
He was an asshole.

1907
01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:26,619
When I asked him to tell me the story

1908
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,500
of how he proposed to our mom,

1909
01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:30,665
his response was

1910
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:32,795
"who?"

1911
01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:36,883
I know he was joking,

1912
01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:39,340
he loved her a lot.
But...

1913
01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:50,268
He was really sick for a really long time.

1914
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:53,942
Which isn't fair

1915
01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:55,989
because I don't think anyone else

1916
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:59,535
was more alive than him
when he was younger.

1917
01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:05,491
He thought it was payback.
He thought it was karma.

1918
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:06,791
And that's why he got sick,

1919
01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:08,244
but I don't think so.

1920
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:13,757
I think he was the greatest dad.

1921
01:19:13,832 --> 01:19:17,712
He always made me feel loved and important.

1922
01:19:18,796 --> 01:19:21,345
I know he fucked up.

1923
01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:24,097
I know he probably hurt everyone here.

1924
01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:27,893
But raise your hand if he was
one of your favorite people.

1925
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:35,571
He was my favorite person.

1926
01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:44,455
Thank you.

1927
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,089
You all right?

1928
01:19:56,792 --> 01:20:00,137
This makes me wish they'd found
my father's remains.

1929
01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:12,933
Hey.

1930
01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:23,201
Mother, can we go to La Poubelle now?

1931
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,449
Yeah.
Sure, honey.

1932
01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,326
How about a piece of pizza?

1933
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:28,874
So Mom doesn't have to take you
to a French restaurant.

1934
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,326
Pizza has gluten in it.

1935
01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:31,535
Who gives a shit?

1936
01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:34,167
I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.
We're just...

1937
01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:36,715
I'll put Allister in the car.

1938
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,962
Can we have one second?

1939
01:20:42,046 --> 01:20:43,719
I'm joking.

1940
01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:46,509
I'm not in the mood today.

1941
01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:49,141
I'm not in the mood for the jokes today.

1942
01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:50,975
Thought you'd be in a great mood.

1943
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,433
You don't have to pay
for Dad's nursing home anymore.

1944
01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:56,109
What are you doing?

1945
01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:57,186
What?

1946
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:58,737
Don't push me away today.

1947
01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,234
I'm pushing you away?

1948
01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:01,987
Yes.

1949
01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:05,616
You've been running away
from this fucking family forever.

1950
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:07,662
Amy, I am not a crazy person

1951
01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:08,785
because I got married,

1952
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,582
and got pregnant with a child.

1953
01:21:10,657 --> 01:21:12,000
That's what people do.

1954
01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:14,249
Why are you even here?
You didn't even like him.

1955
01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:15,420
I did everything.

1956
01:21:15,496 --> 01:21:17,999
You don't get to pretend today
like you gave a fuck.

1957
01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,255
I think that's enough for today, Amy.

1958
01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:21,836
We ought to go.

1959
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,057
Hey.
Hey.

1960
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,347
You Okay?

1961
01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:30,552
Yeah, I'm good.

1962
01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:31,683
You ready to go?

1963
01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:32,809
Yeah, let's go.

1964
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:35,732
I just want you to know,
I really care about you, okay?

1965
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:38,401
And I love you.
Thank you.

1966
01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:39,854
What?

1967
01:21:39,937 --> 01:21:41,814
Are you seriously saying that to me today?

1968
01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,490
You're gonna say that to me, seriously,

1969
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:44,987
for the first time right now?

1970
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,991
They're putting dirt
on my dad's body behind you.

1971
01:21:48,070 --> 01:21:50,789
Today is the day you say that?
Let's go.

1972
01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:52,662
Is that bad?
Yes, that's bad.

1973
01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:53,913
Bad timing.

1974
01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:55,744
Sorry about that.
Sorry.

1975
01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:57,000
Is this us?

1976
01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,205
We're way down there.

1977
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,795
Is this us?

1978
01:22:00,874 --> 01:22:02,251
No.

1979
01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:04,716
Can he pull up?

1980
01:22:04,795 --> 01:22:06,138
Do we have his number?
Is this us?

1981
01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:07,965
Sorry about that.
Sorry.

1982
01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:45,009
Hey.

1983
01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:47,008
How's it going, sweetheart?

1984
01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,764
I'm getting by.

1985
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:52,593
Thank you for coming the other day.
That was really nice.

1986
01:22:52,676 --> 01:22:54,519
I can't believe he's gone.

1987
01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:55,721
I'm literally just sitting here

1988
01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:56,930
waiting for him to call.

1989
01:22:57,014 --> 01:23:00,063
It feels like a dream or something.

1990
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:01,735
Are we still talking about this?

1991
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,402
That was eight days ago.

1992
01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:07,153
I'm over it.

1993
01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:10,152
It was hard, but I'm over it.

1994
01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:11,361
All right.

1995
01:23:11,445 --> 01:23:13,743
Best way to grieve...

1996
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,699
Don't do it.

1997
01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:17,917
Don't.

1998
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,040
Do not grieve?
No.

1999
01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:22,081
I've got good news for you.

2000
01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:25,839
You know that story,
that Mr. Doctor Boring Sports Guy?

2001
01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:27,135
Well, I cut it.

2002
01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:29,555
I know you weren't in love
with that piece anyway.

2003
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:31,553
No, no, no.
I was very in love with that.

2004
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:32,929
I love that piece.

2005
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,510
There's nothing happening.
There's no tension.

2006
01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:37,016
There's no sex appeal.
He's a bore.

2007
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:40,520
Did you see the pictures?
We did a photo shoot.

2008
01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:41,646
Look at him.

2009
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:44,945
Personally, I don't like his odd bird face,

2010
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,112
but we tried everything.

2011
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:47,360
We tried a ball.

2012
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:48,440
He's supposed to be a sports guy.

2013
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:49,821
I don't think he'd ever
touched a ball before.

2014
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,152
Not that kind, anyway.

2015
01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:52,782
And there he is.
Look at him standing there,

2016
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,953
stiff as a scarecrow.

2017
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,372
These guys, they're hot, right?

2018
01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:58,455
We even got him wet!
Would you fuck that?

2019
01:23:58,534 --> 01:23:59,535
Sure.

2020
01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:01,620
You would?
I wouldn't fuck that with your dick.

2021
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,296
No.
We decided to go with

2022
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,249
"Ugliest Celebrity Kids Under 6."

2023
01:24:05,332 --> 01:24:07,084
Let's get this done, Amy.

2024
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:09,386
Or we are not talking promotion.

2025
01:24:09,461 --> 01:24:10,804
Good girl.

2026
01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:17,140
Almost ready?

2027
01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:18,721
Yeah, I need two seconds.

2028
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,516
How you feeling about
Amar'e's surgery tomorrow?

2029
01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:23,100
I don't feel any pressure at all, you know?

2030
01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:25,106
If it doesn't work,
it's just the end of his career.

2031
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:27,233
But I feel fine.

2032
01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:29,482
I can't breathe in this.

2033
01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:30,612
You look great.

2034
01:24:30,691 --> 01:24:31,738
Yeah?
Yeah.

2035
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,068
Thanks.

2036
01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:35,491
Is that a formal dress?
Or what is it?

2037
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:38,202
Yeah.
It's like...

2038
01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:42,787
There's flowers on it.
It's shiny, kind of...

2039
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:44,041
Is it too short?

2040
01:24:44,121 --> 01:24:45,873
No, no, no.

2041
01:24:46,873 --> 01:24:49,843
These people...
They're real conservative.

2042
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:52,053
Okay, so...

2043
01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:53,426
It's like more gown...

2044
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:54,757
Yeah.
A gown?

2045
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,138
Do you want me to just go
into my gown closet?

2046
01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:58,434
No, no.

2047
01:24:59,052 --> 01:25:01,726
Would you grab my tiara?
It's right next to my pearls.

2048
01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:03,398
Forget I said anything.
Forget I said anything.

2049
01:25:03,473 --> 01:25:05,146
I didn't mean anything.
I know nothing about fashion.

2050
01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:06,192
You look beautiful.

2051
01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:07,986
You're crazy hot.
Let's go.

2052
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:16,869
You look beautiful.

2053
01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:19,619
I look like a dickhead.
Why didn't you tell me this was so fancy?

2054
01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:22,793
Come on, it's nice. You look really nice.
I'm serious.

2055
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:24,544
Congratulations.

2056
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,588
Maybe we can talk a little later
about another charity.

2057
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:27,960
Yeah.
Yes, please.

2058
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,383
It's Arnold, from Somalia.

2059
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:30,710
Good to see you, Arnold.

2060
01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:32,339
Do we need a...
Right, tables.

2061
01:25:32,419 --> 01:25:33,420
Enjoy the day.
You've earned it.

2062
01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:35,346
Thank you, buddy.
Thanks.

2063
01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,891
Dr. Conners, welcome.

2064
01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:39,218
Hi.
How are you?

2065
01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:41,981
Do you mind if I grab you just
for a minute? To go over some things.

2066
01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:43,264
I'll be right back, okay?

2067
01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:44,940
Okay.

2068
01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:46,809
Yeah, yeah.
I'm fine. Okay.

2069
01:26:03,784 --> 01:26:04,944
Would you like some more wine?

2070
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:06,586
Yeah, that'd be great.

2071
01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:07,914
Hey, it's a luncheon.

2072
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:09,956
It's wine.

2073
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:11,587
I'll have some more.

2074
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:16,596
Thank you.

2075
01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:18,424
Thanks, everyone.

2076
01:26:18,507 --> 01:26:19,929
I'm Tony Romo.

2077
01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:24,221
Soccer?
Football.

2078
01:26:24,304 --> 01:26:26,227
Tell you what, I don't get cheered
in New York very often,

2079
01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:28,479
so this is a rare treat
for me this evening.

2080
01:26:28,558 --> 01:26:30,686
Dallas suck!

2081
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,779
That's Amar'e Stoudemire
if you guys do not know.

2082
01:26:32,854 --> 01:26:34,414
He's been following me around all week.

2083
01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:40,530
Anyway, we're here today
to talk about our esteemed recipient.

2084
01:26:40,862 --> 01:26:42,705
No athlete wants to go under the knife,

2085
01:26:42,781 --> 01:26:46,285
but when you do,
you feel comfortable with Dr. Conners.

2086
01:26:46,368 --> 01:26:48,120
He's not just changing
professional athletes

2087
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,523
and the way they look at medicine,

2088
01:26:49,579 --> 01:26:52,128
he's also changing the world.
And he's helping everybody.

2089
01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:54,630
From pandemics, to war-torn regions,

2090
01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:56,883
to extreme poverty situations,

2091
01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,885
they feel safe in his hands.

2092
01:26:58,964 --> 01:27:01,058
To our MVP and to my good friend,

2093
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:03,101
Dr. Aaron Conners.

2094
01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:06,103
Good luck.

2095
01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:17,441
Hey, look at this.

2096
01:27:21,445 --> 01:27:23,038
Look at this.
Very nice.

2097
01:27:23,530 --> 01:27:25,703
Very nice of you guys.

2098
01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,375
It's very sharp.

2099
01:27:27,451 --> 01:27:31,126
I'll be doing the surgery
tomorrow with this, Amar'e.

2100
01:27:31,204 --> 01:27:33,707
And, remember, don't eat anything
after midnight.

2101
01:27:33,790 --> 01:27:35,713
I'm hungry!

2102
01:27:37,210 --> 01:27:38,427
But I really...

2103
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:42,091
I really want to thank the actual
heroes from Doctors Without Borders.

2104
01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:43,767
Sorry.

2105
01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:46,186
Mark Twain said, "Be careful
about reading health books.

2106
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:48,480
"You may die of a misprint."

2107
01:27:48,555 --> 01:27:49,647
Shit.

2108
01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:51,854
Hello?

2109
01:27:51,933 --> 01:27:53,526
Amy, it's Dianna.
Hi, Dianna.

2110
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,400
We really need to talk.

2111
01:27:55,479 --> 01:27:57,527
Actually, it's a really bad time.
Is there any chance...

2112
01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,904
No, I don't want to hear
that it's a bad time.

2113
01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:01,485
Yeah, but maybe in an hour?

2114
01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:04,868
You can be replaced within
the hour by 90 other girls,

2115
01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:07,950
who graduated from places better
than whatever state school

2116
01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:10,081
you blew your way through.

2117
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,161
I'm stepping out.

2118
01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:12,496
Thank you very much.

2119
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:14,377
For fuck's sake!

2120
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:18,752
This...

2121
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:22,096
This organization came
into my life at a time

2122
01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:24,220
when I was looking
to truly make a difference.

2123
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,017
Which of these can we live without?

2124
01:28:26,092 --> 01:28:28,436
"We Forgive You, Lance Armstrong",

2125
01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:30,146
"The Inventor of the Pussy Magnet",

2126
01:28:30,222 --> 01:28:33,522
and "Are you Gay or is She Just Boring?"

2127
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,193
What do you think?

2128
01:28:35,268 --> 01:28:36,565
...is a family.

2129
01:28:36,645 --> 01:28:39,319
And it's a family that I'm very,
very happy to be a part of.

2130
01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:42,196
Thank you guys very much.
It's very nice of you.

2131
01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:44,661
Thank you.

2132
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:48,949
Thank you.

2133
01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,089
Hey!

2134
01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:04,389
Hey.
I was just coming in to watch you.

2135
01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:05,556
Yeah, you missed it.

2136
01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:07,850
Shit. I got a phone call.
How'd it go?

2137
01:29:07,926 --> 01:29:09,644
Look, Amy, I know you're going
through a lot right now,

2138
01:29:09,719 --> 01:29:12,313
but I really needed you in there.

2139
01:29:12,389 --> 01:29:14,391
Instead, you're out here, smoking weed.

2140
01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:17,478
No, I didn't come out here to smoke pot.
I came out because...

2141
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:19,029
Because Dianna called.

2142
01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:20,981
Amy, I really, really needed you out there.

2143
01:29:21,064 --> 01:29:22,611
You were my lifeline.
You knew that.

2144
01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,489
I really can't take you seriously
when you're holding that.

2145
01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:26,536
Why did you carry your award out here?

2146
01:29:26,611 --> 01:29:27,612
You don't have to carry it around

2147
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:28,948
like Anne Hathaway at an Oscar party.

2148
01:29:29,030 --> 01:29:30,122
Can you put it down?
So I can...

2149
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:32,121
That's crazy, Amy.

2150
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,373
You knew I wanted
to do that speech to you!

2151
01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:36,080
Yeah, I'm so sorry.

2152
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:37,459
I really didn't want to miss it,

2153
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,792
but I'm afraid
I'm gonna lose my job right now.

2154
01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:41,001
But it doesn't matter!

2155
01:29:41,084 --> 01:29:42,176
You shouldn't have your phone on

2156
01:29:42,252 --> 01:29:43,754
in the middle of my speech anyway.

2157
01:29:43,837 --> 01:29:45,839
That was just so disrespectful, Amy.

2158
01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:47,348
All right, goodbye.

2159
01:29:47,424 --> 01:29:49,392
No, Amy!
What are you talking about, "goodbye"?

2160
01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:50,719
What?
I'm leaving!

2161
01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:52,850
We're fighting.
We're not gonna talk for a while.

2162
01:29:52,929 --> 01:29:54,146
That's how this works.

2163
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:55,690
What are you talking about?

2164
01:29:55,765 --> 01:29:57,358
No!
We're just having a fight.

2165
01:29:57,434 --> 01:30:00,062
What are we doing?
What do you want?

2166
01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,442
Why are you with me?

2167
01:30:01,521 --> 01:30:02,693
I love you.

2168
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:04,069
Why do you keep saying that?

2169
01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:06,151
Because I mean it! I love you!
I'm crazy about you!

2170
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:07,451
What do you want me to say?

2171
01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:10,406
We're just having a fight.
You insulted me,

2172
01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:12,240
and we'll talk about it,
and we'll work through it.

2173
01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:14,577
What's wrong with you
that you want to be with me?

2174
01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:15,956
I'm a drinker.

2175
01:30:16,036 --> 01:30:17,208
I don't care!

2176
01:30:17,287 --> 01:30:18,504
I've been with a lot of guys.

2177
01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:20,582
I don't care!

2178
01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:21,666
How many?

2179
01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:22,842
I don't know.

2180
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,428
How many girls have you slept with?

2181
01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:26,675
I've slept with three women.

2182
01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:27,756
Me, too.

2183
01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,933
I have slept with three women, too.

2184
01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:31,885
How many guys?

2185
01:30:32,385 --> 01:30:33,352
What, this year?

2186
01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:34,645
This year?

2187
01:30:34,721 --> 01:30:36,268
Fuck this.
I'm not talking about this.

2188
01:30:36,348 --> 01:30:37,474
Come on.
Don't say "fuck this."

2189
01:30:37,557 --> 01:30:39,104
Don't follow me.
Amy!

2190
01:30:39,184 --> 01:30:41,687
I'm tired.
I wanna go to sleep.

2191
01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:44,114
You can go to your apartment.
It's nicer than mine.

2192
01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:46,988
No. Look, my parents had a saying,
"Don't go to bed angry."

2193
01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:49,365
We're angry, let's resolve this.
Okay?

2194
01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:50,724
Your parents weren't that happy.

2195
01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:51,951
They're very happy...

2196
01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:53,122
Fine.
You wanna talk about it?

2197
01:30:53,198 --> 01:30:54,450
You want to get into it?
Yes!

2198
01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:55,875
Let's get into all of it right now.
Yes, please.

2199
01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:57,203
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.

2200
01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:58,332
I'll start.

2201
01:30:58,411 --> 01:30:59,958
You go down on me too much.

2202
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:01,335
What?
Yeah.

2203
01:31:01,414 --> 01:31:02,381
It's selfish.

2204
01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,334
No, it is actually selfish,
because you act...

2205
01:31:04,417 --> 01:31:05,543
Don't look like I'm crazy.

2206
01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:07,095
You act like it's for me,

2207
01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:09,298
but really, it's just to show
how great you are.

2208
01:31:09,381 --> 01:31:10,928
Like, you're always helping people.

2209
01:31:11,007 --> 01:31:12,527
So I shouldn't go down on you as much?

2210
01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:13,889
Don't try and spin this as a way

2211
01:31:13,969 --> 01:31:14,970
to not go down on me as much.

2212
01:31:15,053 --> 01:31:16,225
That's ridiculous.

2213
01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:18,352
Of course,
I want you to go down on me that much.

2214
01:31:18,431 --> 01:31:19,557
So take it down a notch?

2215
01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:21,109
No, keep going down on me.

2216
01:31:21,184 --> 01:31:23,278
Forget this whole part of the argument,
okay?

2217
01:31:23,353 --> 01:31:24,479
Forget that.

2218
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:28,817
I'm so glad you apologized.

2219
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:30,243
I didn't apologize!

2220
01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:33,492
I did not apologize.

2221
01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:35,244
Are you serious right now?

2222
01:31:35,323 --> 01:31:37,371
I've been through a lot this year,

2223
01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:40,078
and of course I'm gonna have
some ups and downs,

2224
01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:42,289
but that's why I need to stop and then say,

2225
01:31:42,372 --> 01:31:43,749
"Am I gonna just follow the river

2226
01:31:43,832 --> 01:31:45,459
"or am I gonna make decisions in my..."

2227
01:31:45,542 --> 01:31:46,794
You're sleeping!

2228
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:49,008
You were just asleep.

2229
01:31:49,087 --> 01:31:50,839
No, I wasn't.
Okay, good.

2230
01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,890
Because I am not even close to done.
Okay.

2231
01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:55,219
I have a lot of thoughts and I'm
thinking very clearly right now.

2232
01:31:55,301 --> 01:31:58,555
I'm so glad that I feel comfortable
enough with you to talk like this.

2233
01:31:58,638 --> 01:32:00,015
This is the time when you have to look

2234
01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:01,190
at yourself and say...

2235
01:32:01,266 --> 01:32:02,734
"Am I living the best life I could?"

2236
01:32:02,809 --> 01:32:04,527
"Am I the best version of myself

2237
01:32:04,602 --> 01:32:06,149
"that I could possibly be?"

2238
01:32:06,229 --> 01:32:07,947
That's why I need to stop and then say,

2239
01:32:08,023 --> 01:32:10,697
"Am I gonna just follow the river
or am I gonna..."

2240
01:32:10,775 --> 01:32:12,493
Wake up, Aaron!

2241
01:32:12,569 --> 01:32:14,321
You're totally sleeping!

2242
01:32:14,404 --> 01:32:15,451
You said we were gonna stay up

2243
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,248
until we figure it out, like your parents.

2244
01:32:17,323 --> 01:32:18,449
I'm listening.

2245
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,830
What did I just say?

2246
01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:21,707
You said, "Wake up."

2247
01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,056
Amar'e.
What's up, Doc?

2248
01:32:37,177 --> 01:32:38,724
How you feeling, buddy?
Good.

2249
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:40,355
You ready to do this?
Yeah.

2250
01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:41,682
We're gonna do this.
It's gonna be great.

2251
01:32:41,765 --> 01:32:42,766
Awesome.

2252
01:32:42,849 --> 01:32:44,066
You met Rachel?
Yes.

2253
01:32:44,142 --> 01:32:45,769
We've been acquainted.

2254
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:47,612
Okay.
What do we have here?

2255
01:32:47,687 --> 01:32:49,940
This is just a little more sedative
to relax you.

2256
01:32:50,023 --> 01:32:51,195
Hey, the good stuff.

2257
01:32:51,274 --> 01:32:52,491
Yeah.

2258
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:53,864
Okay.

2259
01:32:54,486 --> 01:32:55,703
All right, buddy.

2260
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:59,409
Okay. So, we're gonna be replacing
your cruciate ligament.

2261
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:00,867
And...

2262
01:33:02,368 --> 01:33:05,338
Do you want a coffee?
Hey, could we get a coffee?

2263
01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:07,133
I can't.
I'm not supposed to drink before...

2264
01:33:07,165 --> 01:33:08,257
Right.
Don't worry about it.

2265
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,586
Just one coffee, for me.

2266
01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:12,386
Are you okay, Doc?

2267
01:33:12,462 --> 01:33:15,181
Me? I'm great.
I'm great. Yeah.

2268
01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,724
Me and Amy got into
a little bit of an argument,

2269
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,098
but I think I'm doing okay.

2270
01:33:19,177 --> 01:33:20,895
Yeah, this is gonna go really well.

2271
01:33:20,970 --> 01:33:22,938
She really lit into me last night.

2272
01:33:23,389 --> 01:33:25,608
Like really...

2273
01:33:25,683 --> 01:33:27,435
A side of her I've never seen before.

2274
01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:29,733
It got dark, fast.

2275
01:33:29,813 --> 01:33:30,939
It really fucked me up.

2276
01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:32,023
Are you sure you're okay?

2277
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:33,324
I'm good, I'm good.

2278
01:33:33,399 --> 01:33:34,439
We're gonna get this going.

2279
01:33:34,484 --> 01:33:36,111
Okay.
Perfect.

2280
01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:42,042
I'm gonna mark the knee that we're
gonna do the surgery on, all right?

2281
01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:43,237
Doc, this is the wrong knee.

2282
01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:45,002
I'm marking this as not the knee to do.

2283
01:33:45,078 --> 01:33:48,582
This is not the knee.

2284
01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:50,167
Not this knee.

2285
01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:52,502
Not this knee.

2286
01:33:52,585 --> 01:33:53,745
Are you sure you're okay, Doc?

2287
01:33:53,795 --> 01:33:55,047
Amar'e, I'm great.

2288
01:33:55,130 --> 01:33:58,475
This is gonna go great.
This is the bad boy we're gonna split open.

2289
01:33:58,550 --> 01:34:00,052
You know what?
This is a bad idea.

2290
01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:03,681
Amar'e, you're nervous.
Everyone gets nervous.

2291
01:34:03,763 --> 01:34:04,855
I don't think you get it, Doc.

2292
01:34:04,931 --> 01:34:05,971
We need to reschedule this.

2293
01:34:06,015 --> 01:34:07,062
No, no, no.

2294
01:34:07,142 --> 01:34:09,019
We're not doing that.
I'm gonna get you back out on the court.

2295
01:34:09,102 --> 01:34:10,445
We gotta get you back out on the court.

2296
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:11,646
I wanna see you play.
Okay?

2297
01:34:11,771 --> 01:34:13,523
I'm here for you, okay?

2298
01:34:13,606 --> 01:34:15,358
You're nervous, I'm nervous.

2299
01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:17,944
Amy was acting like a psycho last night.

2300
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,620
I don't know what I did.

2301
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:23,037
I really, really like her,

2302
01:34:23,783 --> 01:34:25,911
but she's like a fucking demon.

2303
01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:29,123
She's like the fucking Exorcist.

2304
01:34:29,205 --> 01:34:32,755
I said, "You gotta let me go to sleep.
I have a surgery."

2305
01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:34,006
And you know what she said?
She said,

2306
01:34:34,085 --> 01:34:35,132
"No!"

2307
01:34:35,211 --> 01:34:36,713
I'm taking a rain check.
No, no, no.

2308
01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:38,093
I'm out of here.
No, no, no.

2309
01:34:40,466 --> 01:34:42,093
Hey, Amar'e.

2310
01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:43,804
Mr. Stoudemire, where are you going?

2311
01:34:43,887 --> 01:34:46,140
I've gotta get out of here.
I've gotta get out of here.

2312
01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,814
Amar'e!
Watch your head.

2313
01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,150
Shit!

2314
01:35:01,487 --> 01:35:02,659
- Hey.
- Hey.

2315
01:35:02,739 --> 01:35:03,956
How'd it go?

2316
01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,706
Have you just been watching
TV and smoking pot all day?

2317
01:35:08,077 --> 01:35:11,832
No.
I got up and had some cereal.

2318
01:35:11,915 --> 01:35:13,041
At some point.

2319
01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:18,221
They canceled my surgery today.

2320
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,012
Amar'e didn't feel comfortable
with me performing it

2321
01:35:21,090 --> 01:35:22,637
because I was too ti red,

2322
01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:25,812
so he fled.

2323
01:35:25,887 --> 01:35:27,935
He was on a lot of anesthesia.
He fell.

2324
01:35:29,474 --> 01:35:31,568
And when I tried to help him,
he called me a witch.

2325
01:35:32,435 --> 01:35:33,561
Is he okay?

2326
01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:38,158
You know, and it was because
of all this shit last night.

2327
01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:39,826
Which was crazy.

2328
01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:41,657
It was bad.

2329
01:35:41,736 --> 01:35:42,908
Yeah.

2330
01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:47,168
You know, I've been thinking about all that

2331
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,665
and I was walking over here,

2332
01:35:51,162 --> 01:35:53,711
and I was just thinking, maybe...

2333
01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:55,633
Can I say something?

2334
01:35:56,751 --> 01:36:00,381
It does bother me that you smoke pot,

2335
01:36:00,463 --> 01:36:02,340
and that you drink a lot,

2336
01:36:02,423 --> 01:36:05,051
and I do care that
you slept with a lot of guys.

2337
01:36:05,134 --> 01:36:06,681
It makes me feel unsafe or something.

2338
01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:08,513
Okay, yeah.

2339
01:36:08,596 --> 01:36:11,145
Yeah, you should be with a girl
who you feel safe with.

2340
01:36:11,224 --> 01:36:13,727
That's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm saying.

2341
01:36:13,810 --> 01:36:16,734
It's very clear. That's fine.
It's obvious.

2342
01:36:16,813 --> 01:36:18,573
You should be with one
of those cheerleaders.

2343
01:36:18,648 --> 01:36:20,070
Amy, that's not what I'm saying.

2344
01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:21,241
Just go be with that kind of girl.

2345
01:36:21,317 --> 01:36:24,537
A little Texan with huge hair and big tits.

2346
01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:25,659
And then, when you get married,

2347
01:36:25,738 --> 01:36:27,536
she wants to be more conservative,

2348
01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:30,209
so she just gets smaller fake tits put in,

2349
01:36:30,285 --> 01:36:32,629
but they still look amazing.

2350
01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:34,436
The thing about cheerleaders is that

2351
01:36:34,497 --> 01:36:35,965
they bring people together

2352
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:37,383
and they make people happy.

2353
01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:40,712
Unlike you and your
friends at your magazine

2354
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:44,550
who sit there and judge people from afar

2355
01:36:44,632 --> 01:36:47,636
because if you don't try,
then you can't fail.

2356
01:36:47,719 --> 01:36:49,721
That's why you're
threatened by cheerleaders.

2357
01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:51,147
That's me.

2358
01:36:51,723 --> 01:36:53,020
You really got me.

2359
01:36:56,686 --> 01:36:58,814
All right.
You know what, Amy?

2360
01:37:00,982 --> 01:37:02,859
You know what?
We're...

2361
01:37:03,359 --> 01:37:05,111
I have to do the surgery in two days.

2362
01:37:05,194 --> 01:37:07,447
Let's just take those two days off.

2363
01:37:07,530 --> 01:37:09,407
And then...

2364
01:37:09,490 --> 01:37:11,834
I'll do the surgery and then we'll
come back and we'll work this out.

2365
01:37:11,909 --> 01:37:13,832
I think you're right.
That's good.

2366
01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:16,498
I know we're done here.

2367
01:37:17,248 --> 01:37:18,750
"We're done"?
What are you talking about?

2368
01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:19,925
Amy, that's not what I'm saying.

2369
01:37:20,001 --> 01:37:21,002
And you know what?
It's fine.

2370
01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:22,587
It's not fine.
It's fine that we're done.

2371
01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:24,217
Because don't need to talk to you anymore,

2372
01:37:24,297 --> 01:37:25,640
because the interview is over.

2373
01:37:25,715 --> 01:37:28,013
Because your article got canceled.

2374
01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:31,271
My boss said you were too boring.

2375
01:37:37,769 --> 01:37:38,941
All right.

2376
01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:40,021
You win.

2377
01:38:22,355 --> 01:38:23,652
Hey.

2378
01:38:24,190 --> 01:38:25,316
Hey.

2379
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:26,868
How you doing?

2380
01:38:26,943 --> 01:38:28,160
So great.

2381
01:38:28,236 --> 01:38:29,328
It's fun, right?

2382
01:38:29,404 --> 01:38:31,953
This is the best.
I love this.

2383
01:38:32,740 --> 01:38:38,167
So, are you gonna work at the
magazine after the internship?

2384
01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:39,213
Honestly?

2385
01:38:39,288 --> 01:38:40,380
Yeah.

2386
01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:42,083
Probably not.

2387
01:38:42,166 --> 01:38:45,045
Why?
You're so good and you have energy.

2388
01:38:45,128 --> 01:38:46,345
Yeah, I know, but being around

2389
01:38:46,421 --> 01:38:48,765
all these photographs,

2390
01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:52,094
I think I wanna do photography.

2391
01:38:52,677 --> 01:38:56,398
Yeah, I can see that for you.
Pictures and...

2392
01:38:56,472 --> 01:38:59,851
I love that stuff,
like the photo shoots for... Yeah.

2393
01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:03,689
Hey!
Last call for alcohol!

2394
01:39:03,771 --> 01:39:05,694
I gotta get out of here.

2395
01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:08,322
You wanna get out of here?

2396
01:39:10,445 --> 01:39:12,618
Yeah, okay.
Let's go.

2397
01:39:13,948 --> 01:39:15,791
Let's go.
Okay.

2398
01:39:16,951 --> 01:39:18,453
Cool.

2399
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:27,303
Shit, Donald.

2400
01:39:40,975 --> 01:39:43,569
It's so nice to hang with
you outside the office.

2401
01:39:43,644 --> 01:39:44,645
This is great.

2402
01:39:44,729 --> 01:39:45,946
I really like you.

2403
01:39:46,022 --> 01:39:47,740
I really like you.

2404
01:39:47,815 --> 01:39:49,317
You're great.

2405
01:40:05,082 --> 01:40:08,712
Okay, maybe let's next-phase it up,
you know?

2406
01:40:08,794 --> 01:40:09,841
Okay.

2407
01:40:10,338 --> 01:40:12,181
I know just what you mean.

2408
01:40:17,011 --> 01:40:18,058
Hey.

2409
01:40:18,513 --> 01:40:19,765
When did you get here?

2410
01:40:21,724 --> 01:40:23,601
Yeah, let's get that going.

2411
01:40:28,105 --> 01:40:30,028
Shit.

2412
01:40:30,107 --> 01:40:31,359
Shit.

2413
01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:33,115
Yeah.
Shit!

2414
01:40:33,194 --> 01:40:34,571
Just feel me.
Feel me.

2415
01:40:34,654 --> 01:40:35,701
Okay.

2416
01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:37,032
Feel me.

2417
01:40:37,573 --> 01:40:38,870
You like that?
Grab my tits.

2418
01:40:38,950 --> 01:40:40,372
Grab them, feel them.

2419
01:40:40,451 --> 01:40:41,953
I feel like I'm the one with the tits

2420
01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:43,913
in the equation, but this is cool.

2421
01:40:43,996 --> 01:40:45,464
You wanna lick them?

2422
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:47,660
You wanna lick them? Yes, you do.
You wanna lick them.

2423
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:49,131
Are you there?

2424
01:40:49,210 --> 01:40:50,302
Yeah.
Now I'm there.

2425
01:40:50,378 --> 01:40:51,379
Yeah, suckle it.

2426
01:40:53,381 --> 01:40:54,382
Shit.

2427
01:40:55,132 --> 01:40:56,600
I don't have a good angle.

2428
01:41:05,601 --> 01:41:06,818
What?

2429
01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:09,317
You're just gonna stay
really still for me, okay?

2430
01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:11,195
Stay really still.
Yeah?

2431
01:41:11,274 --> 01:41:12,321
What is that?

2432
01:41:18,573 --> 01:41:19,950
Yeah.
What is that?

2433
01:41:20,032 --> 01:41:21,750
It's Adderall.
I have ADHD,

2434
01:41:21,826 --> 01:41:23,419
so it just helps me with my education.

2435
01:41:25,121 --> 01:41:26,122
Okay.

2436
01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:29,008
Okay, this so great, but...

2437
01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:30,922
Cradle my bonch!

2438
01:41:31,002 --> 01:41:32,504
Your what?
Cradle my bonch!

2439
01:41:32,587 --> 01:41:34,681
I'm gonna take a rain
check, but how about...

2440
01:41:34,755 --> 01:41:36,883
You wanna get on top?
You wanna take charge, Daddy?

2441
01:41:36,966 --> 01:41:39,014
You wanna take charge, Daddy?

2442
01:41:39,093 --> 01:41:40,845
I think it's Mama's turn.

2443
01:41:40,928 --> 01:41:42,100
Sure, Daddy.

2444
01:41:42,805 --> 01:41:43,897
Yeah.

2445
01:41:43,973 --> 01:41:45,520
All right, this is great.

2446
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:47,227
I just want you to know

2447
01:41:47,310 --> 01:41:48,937
my safe word is "pineapple".

2448
01:41:49,020 --> 01:41:50,943
All right.
Got it.

2449
01:41:53,190 --> 01:41:54,316
Okay.

2450
01:41:55,276 --> 01:41:56,323
Hit me.

2451
01:41:56,861 --> 01:41:57,862
Hit you?

2452
01:41:57,945 --> 01:41:59,037
Yeah, I want you to hit me.

2453
01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:00,160
Okay.

2454
01:42:02,366 --> 01:42:03,583
Are you serious?

2455
01:42:03,659 --> 01:42:04,876
In the face!

2456
01:42:06,537 --> 01:42:08,539
Hit me!
I'm hitting you!

2457
01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:10,296
Hit me hard.

2458
01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:12,752
Fucking do it already!

2459
01:42:12,835 --> 01:42:14,212
Hit me!
I'm hitting you!

2460
01:42:14,295 --> 01:42:16,468
Why don't you take a little
arthritis medication

2461
01:42:16,547 --> 01:42:18,094
and then try again?

2462
01:42:19,467 --> 01:42:21,561
You pathetic childless MILF.

2463
01:42:21,636 --> 01:42:22,808
Hit me like this!

2464
01:42:25,973 --> 01:42:27,020
Fuck!

2465
01:42:27,099 --> 01:42:28,066
Shit!

2466
01:42:28,142 --> 01:42:29,894
Pineapple!
Pineapple!

2467
01:42:29,977 --> 01:42:31,650
Donny, what's going on back here?

2468
01:42:32,313 --> 01:42:33,439
Mommy!

2469
01:42:33,522 --> 01:42:34,569
“Mommy”?

2470
01:42:34,649 --> 01:42:35,946
Mommy, my eye...

2471
01:42:36,025 --> 01:42:38,153
He is 16 years old!

2472
01:42:38,235 --> 01:42:39,737
Fuck!

2473
01:42:42,531 --> 01:42:43,623
So.

2474
01:42:44,825 --> 01:42:46,577
You had quite a night.

2475
01:42:46,661 --> 01:42:47,913
I'm so...

2476
01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:51,583
Amy.

2477
01:42:51,666 --> 01:42:54,010
Listen, we've all been there.

2478
01:42:55,211 --> 01:42:56,383
Yeah.

2479
01:42:57,338 --> 01:43:00,433
I once fucked three-quarters
of Pink Floyd.

2480
01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:02,100
Yeah.

2481
01:43:02,176 --> 01:43:04,725
Dark side of all their moons.

2482
01:43:05,888 --> 01:43:07,105
Amy.

2483
01:43:08,516 --> 01:43:10,860
You're a very strong writer.

2484
01:43:10,935 --> 01:43:12,278
I will go so far as to say

2485
01:43:12,353 --> 01:43:14,401
that you are my most valuable writer.

2486
01:43:16,732 --> 01:43:17,949
Thank you.

2487
01:43:18,025 --> 01:43:21,325
I reread your latest draft
of the Dr. Conners piece,

2488
01:43:21,404 --> 01:43:23,452
and I have to confess, I spoke too soon.

2489
01:43:23,531 --> 01:43:25,124
It is very good.

2490
01:43:25,449 --> 01:43:26,951
Really?
It really is.

2491
01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:28,411
Really?
Yeah, it's very good.

2492
01:43:28,494 --> 01:43:31,338
Thank you.
You won't regret this, Dianna.

2493
01:43:31,414 --> 01:43:32,916
I know you said, don't...

2494
01:43:32,998 --> 01:43:34,375
I won't regret what?

2495
01:43:34,458 --> 01:43:35,755
I'm not gonna publish it here.

2496
01:43:35,835 --> 01:43:38,133
No, no, no.
Amy, you're fired.

2497
01:43:38,212 --> 01:43:40,214
Amy, how could you not get that?

2498
01:43:40,297 --> 01:43:42,049
You are so fired.

2499
01:43:42,133 --> 01:43:45,558
My love, I can't have one of my employees

2500
01:43:45,636 --> 01:43:48,139
having sex with someone underage

2501
01:43:48,222 --> 01:43:49,519
and beating them up.

2502
01:43:49,598 --> 01:43:51,145
You know?
One or the other,

2503
01:43:51,225 --> 01:43:52,397
but not the combo.

2504
01:43:52,476 --> 01:43:53,728
See what I'm saying?

2505
01:43:53,811 --> 01:43:55,358
Hey, Dianna, we just...

2506
01:43:56,814 --> 01:43:57,906
You're doing it now?

2507
01:43:58,399 --> 01:44:01,243
Sorry. Should we come back,
or did it already happen?

2508
01:44:02,486 --> 01:44:03,578
Everyone knows?

2509
01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:05,156
Did what already happen?

2510
01:44:05,239 --> 01:44:06,240
Amy fucked Donald.

2511
01:44:06,282 --> 01:44:09,081
Amy... I didn't fuck Donald.
I tried...

2512
01:44:10,077 --> 01:44:11,374
You tried?
He's 16.

2513
01:44:11,454 --> 01:44:12,671
My God!

2514
01:44:12,747 --> 01:44:15,000
Can you get out, you guys?
Go, please.

2515
01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:16,675
His safe word is "pineapple".

2516
01:44:16,751 --> 01:44:18,503
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Schultz!

2517
01:44:18,627 --> 01:44:20,846
Can you go?
You want to line up the winners you fucked?

2518
01:44:20,921 --> 01:44:22,218
Hey, congrats.
Nice.

2519
01:44:22,298 --> 01:44:24,346
The girl you fucked
while she was quarantined

2520
01:44:24,425 --> 01:44:25,847
for we don't even know what.

2521
01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:27,849
I'm sorry about that.
That's so inappropriate.

2522
01:44:27,928 --> 01:44:30,556
Anyway, nice news.
I know you're close with Nikki.

2523
01:44:30,639 --> 01:44:32,607
She got the Executive Editor position.

2524
01:44:34,018 --> 01:44:35,235
That's great.

2525
01:44:35,603 --> 01:44:37,526
Thanks, Amy.
That means the world.

2526
01:44:38,773 --> 01:44:41,367
Although, I can turn down the position

2527
01:44:41,442 --> 01:44:43,570
if you want me to.

2528
01:44:43,652 --> 01:44:45,746
Okay, yeah.
Please don't take it.

2529
01:44:45,821 --> 01:44:46,947
I'm serious.

2530
01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:49,037
I'm kidding.

2531
01:44:51,535 --> 01:44:53,287
You're funny.
Congratulations.

2532
01:44:53,370 --> 01:44:54,872
You scared me.

2533
01:44:58,626 --> 01:45:00,720
She's great.
I mean she's...

2534
01:45:00,795 --> 01:45:03,048
She looks like an idiot.

2535
01:45:07,968 --> 01:45:09,015
Okay.

2536
01:45:09,094 --> 01:45:10,641
Go.
I'll go.

2537
01:46:18,706 --> 01:46:20,674
Amar'e.
Hey, buddy.

2538
01:46:20,749 --> 01:46:21,796
Hey, Doc.

2539
01:46:21,876 --> 01:46:23,173
Hey.

2540
01:46:23,252 --> 01:46:24,469
How'd we do?

2541
01:46:24,545 --> 01:46:25,592
We did great.

2542
01:46:26,589 --> 01:46:27,966
You get some sleep.

2543
01:46:28,048 --> 01:46:29,641
Did it go Tom Brady good?

2544
01:46:29,717 --> 01:46:31,469
It went better than Brady good.

2545
01:46:31,552 --> 01:46:32,974
Have you seen his wife, Gisele?

2546
01:46:33,053 --> 01:46:34,396
Yeah, I have.

2547
01:46:34,471 --> 01:46:35,472
She's hot.

2548
01:46:35,556 --> 01:46:36,899
Look, you're on a
lot of medication right now,

2549
01:46:36,974 --> 01:46:39,147
so why don't you just
get some sleep, all right?

2550
01:46:39,226 --> 01:46:41,479
Isn't she like a Victoria's Secret model?

2551
01:46:41,562 --> 01:46:43,610
I don't know.
I think so. Yeah.

2552
01:46:44,231 --> 01:46:47,326
I'm gonna be right here.
I'm gonna be on this floor.

2553
01:46:47,401 --> 01:46:50,325
So, if you need anything,
you let me know, okay?

2554
01:46:50,404 --> 01:46:51,656
I follow her on Instagram.

2555
01:46:51,739 --> 01:46:52,865
Okay.

2556
01:46:52,948 --> 01:46:54,791
You should go to sleep.
Okay, buddy?

2557
01:46:57,077 --> 01:46:58,829
Are we gonna do this again?

2558
01:46:58,913 --> 01:47:00,005
All right.

2559
01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:01,047
Yeah.

2560
01:47:01,123 --> 01:47:02,170
I love you.

2561
01:47:02,249 --> 01:47:04,251
I love you too, man.
It went great.

2562
01:47:04,335 --> 01:47:05,552
Okay.

2563
01:47:06,253 --> 01:47:08,176
Okay.
And he's asleep.

2564
01:47:14,845 --> 01:47:18,566
Everybody's left a dog in a hot car

2565
01:47:18,641 --> 01:47:20,609
at some point in their lives.

2566
01:47:21,435 --> 01:47:23,187
I don't think that's true.

2567
01:47:24,521 --> 01:47:26,489
I trust you with my hot doggie.

2568
01:47:34,323 --> 01:47:35,370
Hello.

2569
01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:37,167
Hey, Aaron, this is LeBron.
I'm at the gym, man.

2570
01:47:37,242 --> 01:47:39,210
I think I pulled something.
You pulled something?

2571
01:47:39,286 --> 01:47:40,959
You need to come down.

2572
01:47:41,038 --> 01:47:42,711
It hurts like a mother.

2573
01:47:42,790 --> 01:47:44,542
Yeah, hey.
I'll be right over.

2574
01:47:44,625 --> 01:47:46,673
Hurry up!
Just sit tight, I'll be right over.

2575
01:47:49,797 --> 01:47:51,390
LeBron!

2576
01:47:53,258 --> 01:47:54,305
Hey.

2577
01:47:57,388 --> 01:47:58,480
You Okay?

2578
01:47:59,139 --> 01:48:01,767
I'm not okay, Aaron.
I'm concerned about you.

2579
01:48:01,850 --> 01:48:03,102
So you're not hurt?

2580
01:48:03,185 --> 01:48:04,232
No.

2581
01:48:04,645 --> 01:48:06,272
This is your intervention.

2582
01:48:06,355 --> 01:48:08,574
What?
My intervention?

2583
01:48:08,649 --> 01:48:09,696
For what?

2584
01:48:10,651 --> 01:48:12,119
You ruined things with Amy.

2585
01:48:12,194 --> 01:48:13,741
This is about Amy?

2586
01:48:13,821 --> 01:48:15,038
You've been so sad lately.

2587
01:48:15,114 --> 01:48:16,286
It's scaring me.

2588
01:48:16,824 --> 01:48:18,121
Aaron.

2589
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:19,668
We're concerned about you.

2590
01:48:19,743 --> 01:48:21,583
You've helped us,
and now we're gonna help you.

2591
01:48:21,620 --> 01:48:23,588
Come on, man.
Sit down.

2592
01:48:25,374 --> 01:48:28,594
It started and it is on.

2593
01:48:29,795 --> 01:48:31,047
I'm sorry I'm late.

2594
01:48:31,130 --> 01:48:32,552
Did I miss anything?

2595
01:48:32,631 --> 01:48:35,805
Now, I know that relationships
can be terrifying,

2596
01:48:35,884 --> 01:48:38,433
but you don't just bail out
at the first sign of trouble.

2597
01:48:38,512 --> 01:48:40,514
It's obvious.
Aaron, choking

2598
01:48:40,597 --> 01:48:42,270
under intense pressure.

2599
01:48:42,349 --> 01:48:43,441
I did not choke, Marv.

2600
01:48:43,517 --> 01:48:44,217
You know what?

2601
01:48:44,241 --> 01:48:47,041
Thanks for that, Matthew, but,
you know, you like a charmed life, okay?

2602
01:48:47,062 --> 01:48:48,609
My situation's much more
complicated, you know.

2603
01:48:48,689 --> 01:48:53,115
Not all of us can be Ferris Bueller and
marry the star of Sex and the City.

2604
01:48:53,193 --> 01:48:55,195
Why not?
I did.

2605
01:48:55,446 --> 01:48:58,700
Yeah. You did.
You married the star of Sex and the City.

2606
01:48:58,782 --> 01:49:00,659
There's three other ladies on that show.

2607
01:49:00,868 --> 01:49:02,962
Yeah, one's a lesbian.
Now.

2608
01:49:03,120 --> 01:49:05,999
Matthew, it's not helpful.
We want him to stay with Amy.

2609
01:49:06,290 --> 01:49:09,544
Look, if he's not happy and she's
not the right one for him,

2610
01:49:09,626 --> 01:49:11,924
then, obviously, it's just not meant to be.

2611
01:49:12,004 --> 01:49:16,726
Sometimes, the right person happens
to be sitting right in front of you.

2612
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:19,553
Chris Evert hitting on Aaron hard.

2613
01:49:19,636 --> 01:49:21,058
Chris, don't hit on Aaron.

2614
01:49:21,138 --> 01:49:23,732
LeBron, don't be a cock-blocker.

2615
01:49:23,807 --> 01:49:25,809
Evert is still at it and, frankly,

2616
01:49:25,893 --> 01:49:27,395
it's making me uncomfortable.

2617
01:49:28,062 --> 01:49:29,985
You know what I think the issue might be?

2618
01:49:30,064 --> 01:49:32,237
You're probably focusing on her problems

2619
01:49:32,316 --> 01:49:33,596
instead of looking in the mirror.

2620
01:49:33,650 --> 01:49:35,869
Aaron is playing the blame game.

2621
01:49:35,944 --> 01:49:36,991
Thank you, Marv.

2622
01:49:37,071 --> 01:49:38,288
I bet you're not the easiest person

2623
01:49:38,363 --> 01:49:39,489
to have a relationship with.

2624
01:49:39,573 --> 01:49:41,826
Broderick, cutting deep with his insights.

2625
01:49:41,909 --> 01:49:43,286
He is on fire.

2626
01:49:43,368 --> 01:49:45,120
His best work since WarGames.

2627
01:49:45,204 --> 01:49:46,251
You guys don't understand.

2628
01:49:46,330 --> 01:49:48,583
I tried.
She didn't want to be a part of it.

2629
01:49:48,665 --> 01:49:49,882
You can't just run when you get scared.

2630
01:49:49,958 --> 01:49:51,084
She pushed me away.

2631
01:49:51,168 --> 01:49:53,591
Aaron is fearing engulfment and intimacy.

2632
01:49:53,670 --> 01:49:54,717
You know what?

2633
01:49:54,797 --> 01:49:57,425
You're not helpful, you're not helpful,
you're not helpful.

2634
01:49:57,508 --> 01:50:00,682
And you are really not helpful, Marv.
Really not helpful!

2635
01:50:00,761 --> 01:50:02,763
Marv Albert apologizes.

2636
01:50:02,846 --> 01:50:05,224
Wait a minute.
No, wait, wait. Wait, Aaron.

2637
01:50:05,641 --> 01:50:08,861
Before you go,
can you take a look at my hip?

2638
01:50:09,019 --> 01:50:10,817
Are you serious?
There's a popping sound,

2639
01:50:10,938 --> 01:50:12,531
and it doesn't go away.

2640
01:50:12,606 --> 01:50:14,654
Yeah, when I walk.
Anytime I walk.

2641
01:50:15,067 --> 01:50:16,569
I can hear it.
I'll see you at the office, all right?

2642
01:50:16,652 --> 01:50:17,619
Bye.

2643
01:50:17,694 --> 01:50:19,412
Aaron.
Goodbye, LeBron.

2644
01:50:19,488 --> 01:50:20,535
Aaron!

2645
01:50:20,697 --> 01:50:22,825
I thought you said he would look at my hip.

2646
01:50:22,908 --> 01:50:24,706
Yeah, if things would've went better.

2647
01:50:41,426 --> 01:50:42,473
Hi.

2648
01:50:43,554 --> 01:50:44,771
Hey.

2649
01:50:47,724 --> 01:50:50,227
This isn't working for you anymore.

2650
01:50:52,312 --> 01:50:53,313
I know.

2651
01:50:54,439 --> 01:50:55,941
I'm sorry.

2652
01:50:57,442 --> 01:50:59,240
I know you're sorry.

2653
01:50:59,736 --> 01:51:00,783
No.

2654
01:51:01,321 --> 01:51:03,119
No, I'm really sorry.

2655
01:51:05,617 --> 01:51:10,123
I want you to know that I act

2656
01:51:11,415 --> 01:51:12,917
like everything you do in your life

2657
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:15,628
is so wrong and stupid.

2658
01:51:16,628 --> 01:51:20,223
But it's just because I don't
think that I can have that.

2659
01:51:22,176 --> 01:51:23,974
I'm not okay.

2660
01:51:25,179 --> 01:51:26,476
I'm not okay, Kim.

2661
01:51:27,931 --> 01:51:30,059
I know what I am,

2662
01:51:30,142 --> 01:51:31,519
I know who I am,

2663
01:51:34,646 --> 01:51:36,865
and I'm broken.

2664
01:51:38,317 --> 01:51:40,661
Mother, Dad needs you.

2665
01:51:40,736 --> 01:51:42,659
We're talking right now.
What's going on?

2666
01:51:42,738 --> 01:51:44,740
I don't know, he's just yelling.

2667
01:51:45,490 --> 01:51:47,834
Okay.
Is it okay?

2668
01:51:47,951 --> 01:51:49,453
Yeah.

2669
01:51:58,879 --> 01:52:00,847
What you got there?

2670
01:52:01,840 --> 01:52:03,683
My drawings for Minecraft.

2671
01:52:05,844 --> 01:52:06,845
For what?

2672
01:52:06,929 --> 01:52:07,930
Minecraft.

2673
01:52:08,013 --> 01:52:12,268
It's a game where you can
build a whole virtual world,

2674
01:52:12,351 --> 01:52:13,978
and put whatever you want in it,

2675
01:52:14,061 --> 01:52:19,318
and make it big or small or whatever.

2676
01:52:19,399 --> 01:52:21,242
Let me see.
Yeah.

2677
01:52:21,318 --> 01:52:23,446
If it's a video game,
why is it in a notebook?

2678
01:52:23,528 --> 01:52:27,249
I draw it out first to plan it,

2679
01:52:27,324 --> 01:52:30,954
so I know what to build
and what to put in it

2680
01:52:31,036 --> 01:52:33,038
instead of just winging it.

2681
01:52:34,706 --> 01:52:35,798
What's this?

2682
01:52:36,250 --> 01:52:37,672
This is our house.

2683
01:52:37,751 --> 01:52:41,631
Here's my bedroom, here's the baby's room.

2684
01:52:41,713 --> 01:52:43,465
What's that rectangle?

2685
01:52:43,548 --> 01:52:46,893
It's the mattress for you and Aaron
to stay in once the baby's born.

2686
01:52:49,846 --> 01:52:51,439
That's for me?

2687
01:52:51,515 --> 01:52:54,314
You and Aaron.
Yeah.

2688
01:52:54,393 --> 01:52:55,940
That's really cool, Allister.

2689
01:52:56,019 --> 01:52:57,521
Thank you.

2690
01:52:57,604 --> 01:52:58,696
But you know what?

2691
01:52:58,772 --> 01:53:00,790
I don't think Aaron's gonna be around
much anymore.

2692
01:53:00,865 --> 01:53:02,158
So...

2693
01:53:02,234 --> 01:53:05,238
You don't like him anymore.

2694
01:53:06,238 --> 01:53:07,660
I like him more than anybody.

2695
01:53:07,739 --> 01:53:10,083
He's my best friend.

2696
01:53:10,158 --> 01:53:11,751
Then we should have him come over.

2697
01:53:17,457 --> 01:53:19,459
Yeah.
Yeah.

2698
01:53:20,252 --> 01:53:21,595
We should.

2699
01:53:25,257 --> 01:53:27,225
The baby's room is pink.

2700
01:53:27,968 --> 01:53:29,595
It's a girl?

2701
01:53:30,595 --> 01:53:32,393
It's a girl!

2702
01:53:32,472 --> 01:53:34,691
That's amazing.

2703
01:53:34,766 --> 01:53:36,860
Congrats.
That's so cool.

2704
01:53:36,935 --> 01:53:38,187
No, it's not.

2705
01:53:38,270 --> 01:53:40,568
It's not.
It's the worst thing in the world.

2706
01:53:40,647 --> 01:53:42,866
It really sucks.
She's doomed.

2707
01:53:42,941 --> 01:53:44,534
No, she'll be fine.

2708
01:53:45,277 --> 01:53:47,826
She's got us.
She'll be fine.

2709
01:53:48,905 --> 01:53:50,578
I miss Dad, too.

2710
01:53:51,616 --> 01:53:54,290
I know that.
Come here.

2711
01:53:57,122 --> 01:53:58,123
I got you.

2712
01:54:01,460 --> 01:54:04,009
I'm uncomfortable.

2713
01:54:05,172 --> 01:54:06,219
Receive.

2714
01:54:06,298 --> 01:54:07,345
Receive the love.

2715
01:54:07,424 --> 01:54:09,552
Get out of here!

2716
01:54:09,634 --> 01:54:11,102
Too much intimacy.

2717
01:54:11,178 --> 01:54:12,475
Love overload.

2718
01:54:12,596 --> 01:54:14,314
I'm exiting this hug.

2719
01:54:28,028 --> 01:54:29,280
Urban Outfitter, help me out.

2720
01:54:29,363 --> 01:54:30,706
Hey, Noam.

2721
01:54:30,781 --> 01:54:32,408
- What's up, Amy?
- A gift.

2722
01:54:32,491 --> 01:54:36,086
Booze, pot, drugs, and a place to live!

2723
01:54:36,161 --> 01:54:38,459
Amy, you are the best.

2724
01:54:38,538 --> 01:54:39,539
You got it, man.

2725
01:54:39,623 --> 01:54:40,920
God, I gotta give you something.

2726
01:54:40,999 --> 01:54:42,467
How about a reach-around?
No, it's okay.

2727
01:54:42,542 --> 01:54:44,465
I don't need a reach-around.
Thanks, man.

2728
01:54:45,295 --> 01:54:48,595
"The most important play of the
season is about to take place

2729
01:54:48,673 --> 01:54:51,677
"and there isn't a scoreboard,
fan, or cheerleader in sight.

2730
01:54:52,511 --> 01:54:55,105
"The man on the spot is Aaron Conners.

2731
01:54:55,180 --> 01:54:57,148
"And his arena is a silent, antiseptic

2732
01:54:57,224 --> 01:54:59,647
"operating room on a Tuesday morning

2733
01:54:59,726 --> 01:55:01,820
"where he's about to sew
Amar'e Stoudemire's

2734
01:55:01,895 --> 01:55:04,398
"battered $20 million knee together.

2735
01:55:05,357 --> 01:55:06,734
"Time is ticking.

2736
01:55:06,817 --> 01:55:09,696
"Pressure builds and he goes for it.

2737
01:55:09,778 --> 01:55:11,451
"I, on the other hand, just woke up.

2738
01:55:11,530 --> 01:55:14,283
"Still drunk with dried
cheese under my fingernails

2739
01:55:14,366 --> 01:55:16,164
"leading me to believe that I ordered fries

2740
01:55:16,243 --> 01:55:18,211
"before passing out on the floor."

2741
01:55:20,038 --> 01:55:21,255
"Life hurts.

2742
01:55:21,331 --> 01:55:22,583
"But spending time with Dr. Conners

2743
01:55:22,666 --> 01:55:24,464
"showed me that you can't play scared.

2744
01:55:24,543 --> 01:55:26,671
"And maybe every drunken night,

2745
01:55:26,753 --> 01:55:29,176
"accidental ride on the Staten Island Ferry

2746
01:55:29,256 --> 01:55:32,760
"and awkward sexual encounter
were just practice for this...

2747
01:55:32,843 --> 01:55:35,266
"The main event."

2748
01:55:37,931 --> 01:55:39,524
Since the beginning of training camp,

2749
01:55:39,599 --> 01:55:40,976
Knick fans have wondered

2750
01:55:41,059 --> 01:55:43,482
when do they get back their number one?

2751
01:55:43,562 --> 01:55:45,485
Well, the answer is tonight.

2752
01:55:45,564 --> 01:55:49,569
Amar'e Stoudemire is back
in action for the Knicks.

2753
01:55:56,324 --> 01:55:57,746
Hi, everybody.
I'm Marv Albert

2754
01:55:57,826 --> 01:56:00,796
and welcome to sold-out
Madison Square Garden

2755
01:56:00,871 --> 01:56:02,794
where Knicks fans are holding their breath

2756
01:56:02,873 --> 01:56:04,466
to see if Amar'e Stoudemire's

2757
01:56:04,541 --> 01:56:07,340
surgically repaired knee
will bring new hope

2758
01:56:07,419 --> 01:56:09,797
as they tip off another season

2759
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:12,804
looking to get back
into the playoff picture.

2760
01:56:12,883 --> 01:56:17,184
It's the Knicks and the Nets,
coming up next.

2761
01:56:17,262 --> 01:56:18,935
How you doing, man?
You doing good?

2762
01:56:19,014 --> 01:56:20,174
I'm gonna ask you a question.

2763
01:56:20,223 --> 01:56:21,691
How are you feeling?
How's the knee feeling?

2764
01:56:21,766 --> 01:56:23,018
Feels good.
Feels great.

2765
01:56:23,101 --> 01:56:24,353
It's okay?
It's awesome.

2766
01:56:24,436 --> 01:56:26,564
Taxi!

2767
01:56:29,024 --> 01:56:30,492
Taxi!

2768
01:56:30,567 --> 01:56:31,568
What is going on?

2769
01:56:31,651 --> 01:56:34,450
Amar'e Stoudemire is checking in.

2770
01:56:34,529 --> 01:56:37,624
And it is a standing ovation.

2771
01:56:37,699 --> 01:56:41,169
Introducing, for the Knicks

2772
01:56:41,244 --> 01:56:42,871
number one...

2773
01:56:42,954 --> 01:56:45,628
Amar'e Stoudemire.

2774
01:57:06,478 --> 01:57:08,071
Why are we stopped?

2775
01:57:08,146 --> 01:57:10,240
Sometimes on these short trains, you know,

2776
01:57:10,315 --> 01:57:12,067
it doesn't touch that third rail.

2777
01:57:12,150 --> 01:57:13,550
You know, where the electricity is?

2778
01:57:13,610 --> 01:57:14,953
So the red signal comes on

2779
01:57:15,028 --> 01:57:16,245
and the power just shuts off.

2780
01:57:16,321 --> 01:57:17,322
Really?

2781
01:57:17,405 --> 01:57:18,907
No, not really.
I don't fucking know.

2782
01:57:18,990 --> 01:57:20,992
Do I look like I work for MTA?

2783
01:57:21,117 --> 01:57:22,164
I don't know.

2784
01:57:22,244 --> 01:57:23,746
What, I got MetroCards
in my fucking purse now?

2785
01:57:23,828 --> 01:57:25,000
What the fuck, man?

2786
01:57:25,080 --> 01:57:27,003
You ask me some stupid shit.

2787
01:57:27,082 --> 01:57:28,504
I'm sorry.
I don't work here.

2788
01:57:28,583 --> 01:57:29,800
Don't lean into me.

2789
01:57:30,168 --> 01:57:31,841
Pierce, off the drive.

2790
01:57:31,920 --> 01:57:34,264
It is blocked by Stoudemire!

2791
01:57:34,339 --> 01:57:35,932
And he comes up with the ball.

2792
01:57:36,007 --> 01:57:37,930
Under four to play here in the first.

2793
01:57:38,510 --> 01:57:41,354
Smith.
Finding Stoudemire!

2794
01:57:41,429 --> 01:57:44,774
Beautiful play!
That gets the crowd going.

2795
01:58:01,157 --> 01:58:02,283
Hey, Dr. Gunners.

2796
01:58:02,367 --> 01:58:03,414
Hey.

2797
01:58:03,493 --> 01:58:04,619
Amar'e looked great tonight.

2798
01:58:04,703 --> 01:58:06,205
Yeah, he did.
I'm happy for him.

2799
01:58:06,288 --> 01:58:07,488
Actually, he's looking for you.

2800
01:58:07,539 --> 01:58:08,631
He said to meet him out on court.

2801
01:58:08,707 --> 01:58:09,799
On court?
Yeah.

2802
01:58:09,874 --> 01:58:11,296
Right now?
Right now.

2803
01:58:11,376 --> 01:58:12,423
Okay.

2804
01:58:48,538 --> 01:58:49,585
Amy?

2805
01:59:29,037 --> 01:59:30,209
You're really good!

2806
02:00:21,840 --> 02:00:23,012
Hey.

2807
02:00:48,032 --> 02:00:49,033
Come here.

2808
02:00:49,826 --> 02:00:50,952
Hey.
Hi.

2809
02:00:51,035 --> 02:00:52,082
I'm sorry.

2810
02:00:52,162 --> 02:00:53,414
No, no, no.
I'm sorry. No.

2811
02:00:53,496 --> 02:00:55,294
You were really, really good.

2812
02:00:55,373 --> 02:00:57,796
As it turns out,
I am in terrible physical shape.

2813
02:00:57,876 --> 02:00:59,753
Yeah, I saw that.
Could you see that?

2814
02:00:59,836 --> 02:01:02,464
I am sweating more than I am proud of.
Yeah.

2815
02:01:02,547 --> 02:01:03,969
No, no. I know.
Hey.

2816
02:01:04,048 --> 02:01:05,140
What?

2817
02:01:05,216 --> 02:01:07,184
I really missed you.
I missed you.

2818
02:01:09,637 --> 02:01:11,639
Shit.
I have to dance more.

2819
02:01:11,723 --> 02:01:12,940
What?

2820
02:01:13,016 --> 02:01:14,536
Amy, you really don't need to do that.

2821
02:01:15,894 --> 02:01:17,066
Why is there a mat?

2822
02:01:18,563 --> 02:01:19,735
Shit.
These guys.

2823
02:01:25,528 --> 02:01:27,030
Jeez!

2824
02:01:29,783 --> 02:01:30,784
No.

2825
02:01:30,867 --> 02:01:32,665
No, no, no.
Amy! Amy!

2826
02:01:32,744 --> 02:01:33,836
Bad idea!

2827
02:01:37,248 --> 02:01:40,172
Honey!
Honey! No! No!

2828
02:01:40,418 --> 02:01:41,795
No!
Amy!

2829
02:01:41,878 --> 02:01:43,346
No!

2830
02:01:50,428 --> 02:01:53,181
Amy?
Amy? Amy!

2831
02:01:53,264 --> 02:01:54,857
Honey.
You okay?

2832
02:01:54,933 --> 02:01:56,025
Did I get it?

2833
02:01:56,100 --> 02:01:57,101
Did you get the basket?

2834
02:01:57,185 --> 02:01:58,186
Did it go in?

2835
02:01:58,269 --> 02:01:59,691
Of course not.

2836
02:01:59,771 --> 02:02:01,023
You didn't get enough height.

2837
02:02:01,105 --> 02:02:02,527
No?
No.

2838
02:02:02,607 --> 02:02:03,887
I thought I got a lot of height.

2839
02:02:03,942 --> 02:02:05,660
No, no.
Zero height.

2840
02:02:05,735 --> 02:02:06,827
No height?

2841
02:02:06,903 --> 02:02:09,531
Usually when people hit
trampolines they go high,

2842
02:02:09,614 --> 02:02:11,207
but, for some reason, you went down.

2843
02:02:11,282 --> 02:02:13,705
You went straight down.
Hard.

2844
02:02:13,785 --> 02:02:15,207
I really wanted to impress you.

2845
02:02:15,286 --> 02:02:16,287
Yeah?
Yeah.

2846
02:02:16,371 --> 02:02:17,873
I wanted to show you I can work hard

2847
02:02:17,956 --> 02:02:19,924
and put myself out there, you know?

2848
02:02:19,999 --> 02:02:21,000
I got that.

2849
02:02:21,084 --> 02:02:22,131
And not be afraid to fail.

2850
02:02:22,210 --> 02:02:23,587
No.
I got the metaphor.

2851
02:02:23,670 --> 02:02:25,843
'Cause with the dance,
I wanted to show you us.

2852
02:02:25,922 --> 02:02:27,014
Yeah, I got the metaphor.

2853
02:02:27,090 --> 02:02:28,967
It's like I really wanna try.
Yeah.

2854
02:02:29,050 --> 02:02:30,472
I wanna try with you.

2855
02:02:32,136 --> 02:02:33,638
I wanna try, too.

2856
02:02:34,472 --> 02:02:36,065
I love you.

2857
02:02:36,140 --> 02:02:37,312
Yeah?

2858
02:02:37,392 --> 02:02:38,894
Yeah.

2859
02:02:38,977 --> 02:02:41,150
I love you, too, Amy.