The Second Day Of Peace Part 7

>You are Anon
>And you have got to get the fuck out of here!
>Even though Vinyl is here, you still got to GTFO.
>Just hang out with the Purple Shades Pony for ten minutes and leave.
>You're having a seat by the window of the the bakery.
>Rarity and the others start bringing out the drinks and placing them on the counter.
>"Yo, Anon!" Dash shouted.
"What?"
>"We're pouring some drinks, you down?" Dash replied.
"Haha, nah I'm trying to steer clear of all that, thank you."
>"Just one drink! Come on!" Dash replied.
>"Come on bro, I want to party with the one and only human on this planet." Vinyl said.
>Shit, You have to now, Ok just one drink. After that, just chat for a bit and go home.
"Alright, But ONE drink..ok?"
>"Alright yeah! Rarity, hook Anon up with something that'll knock the bitch outta him." Vinly said.
>Well damn Vinyl, that's harsh.
>She's right you faggot.
>Well fuck you too brain.
>"Hmmm, AHA! I know just the thing." Rarity replied.
>Only the Lord knows what exotic flank kickin' foolishness she's got in mind.
>"Anon, have a seat will ya. It's time to get fucked up." Dash said.
"Ha no, just one drink that's all, ok?"
>You have a seat by the counter where Rarity is preparing your drink.
>You see Rarity at the counter working her alcohol mixing magic.
>You don't have a clue what she's making.
>All you see is a puff of clouds around said drink.
>How is that happening exactly?
>"Alright dear, your drink is ready."
>You take a look at the drink.
>The drink had a dark purple blueish color to it.
>You take a sniff and damn near burned your nose off.
>Holy shit that's strong.
"What is in this Rarity?"
>"So glad you asked, first off, Alwaysclear for the kick, next there's grape and blueberry juice."
"Uhhh what else?"
>"Oh you'll love this, a few drops of peach honey."
"What?! You've been holding out on peach honey?!"
>"Yes of course, peach honey is expensive even for me."
"Not cool, Rar you snob."
>"I can't have you devouring the precious peach honey I buy."
"So why did you decide to bring it out now?"
>"For the party of course. Now drink it already, BRUTE!"

>All eyes are on you now.
>Damn, what's with the pressure?
>You down the drink in one gulp.
>The intense burn flows down your throat but at the same time the flavor is godly.
>Nearly knocking you on your ass, you cough a little bit. That drink was no joke.
>But holy shit it was good. You try to speak, but the burn from that drink has got you by the throat.
"Rarity, What...Th-the fuck was...that?"
>"Oh you'll love the name I gave it."
"What?"
>"I call it "Vashta Nerada", I think it's a marvelous name for it, don't you think?"
"Why call it that?"
>"I call it that because if you're not counting, you'll be gone before you know it."
>Wait a minute...
>Eh, probably nothing.
>You want another one, but you should take her advice though.
>Well, maybe just one more. It can't fuck up someone that bad.
>Just ask nicely. That was good a very interesting flavor.
"MOAR."
>"What happened to ONE drink, Anon?" Dash said.
"What? I liked it, just one more ok?"
>"Alright darling, since you insist."
>Rarity prepares you another drink.
>During the meantime you and the ponies are talking about random nonsense.
>"So Anon, How's life in Equestria treating you?" Vinyl asked.
"It's alright, I can't really complain. A nice home and great friends. I can't really ask for more."
>"Ha ha, I see, Hey you every been to Manehatten?"
"Nah, I've been cooped up in Ponyville since I've been here and I only have been to Canterlot once."
>"No fucking way! Anon, if you're ever in Manehatten you're partying with me!" Vinyl said.
"I don't know about that, I like the quiet and simple life."
>"Alright bro, but if you're ever in Manehatten look me up."
"Alright I gotcha."
>"Anon, you're drink is ready." Rarity replied.
"Thanks Rar."
>You take the drink and down it .
"Uuuugh it burns so good. Fuuuuck!"
>"Hey you asked for it Anon, how are you feeling?" Dash replied.
"I'm...I'm good. I think..."
>"Anon, you sure?" Vinyl asked.
"Yeah, well I gotta go, thanks for the drinks Rar."
>"Awww, do you have to leave so early? The party is just getting started!" Pinkie said.
"Yeah, I rather not wake up with a hangover. I got lucky last time."
>"Please stay Anon, please?"
"But-"
>"Pleeeeaaaase?" Pinkie said.
>Pinkie begins to give you the sad eyes.
>Damn it Anon, you're going to have to leave.
>But look Anon, How can you resist?
>Pinkie looks so sad. That's the worse thing ever.
>Nothing is more depressing than a sad face Pinkie Pie.
>"Puuuuuh-leeeeaaaassseeee?"
"Alright! I'll stay.. Damn, knock off the sad look already."
>"YAY!"
>Adorable ponies, you just can't win with them.
>"Alright Anon! Yeah let's drink!"

>1 hour and 13 minutes later.
>You've had a few more drinks. You lost count of how many Vashta whatever Rarity calls it, you've had.
>That shit there is kicking your ass.
>Drinks are being poured left and right and you're getting beyond belief fucked up.
>Fluttershy however isn't really drinking much.
>Everything is swaying back and forth.
>Everything is getting all jumblified.
>You all are relaxing at a set of tables and chairs.
>Good times are being had and you're right smack dab in the middle of it.
"Alright Alriiight. Oi! Shut up for a second AJ, it wasn't that funny!"
>"Pfff bullshit Anon! You know it's funny, running around town with nothin' but a towel on."
"You're a fuckin' asshole sometimes AJ."
>"Oh Ah know, But it's all in good fun."
"Maybe for you, but that damn tigget pahootiny was some bullshit and you know it!"
>"PFFF HAHAHA, tigget pahootiny? Who says that?!" Dash said.
>"Anon does, you should know that by now! Hahaha Anon I swear the shit you say." Twilight replied.
>Wait, did that purple pony just cuss? What happened to clean language? That naughty librarian. Rainbow Dash better get some of that.
>"Hey wait a minute, when did that happen? Why didn't anyp0ny tell me?!" Fluttershy said in anger.
"HA! Wouldn't you like to know?!"
>"Well duh, I would've love to see that."
"Alright Flutters, I'll tell you all about it. So this bitch Applejack-"
>"Hey Rarity, I'll have what Anon's been having!" Dash shouted.
"Damn it! Can't I ever finish that sentence?"
>"What are you talking about Anon?"
"Nevermind, I forgot what I was going to say."
>"Coming up Rainbow Dash." Rarity said.
>"So Anon, any other crazy shit you want to tell us about?" Vinyl asked.
"Other than Fluttershy trying to get in pants everyday, nothing."
>"Wuuut? Well ya can't really blame her, you're a pretty cool guy." Vinyl said.
"Yeah, yeah."
>Vinyl approves of you Anon.
>Mental self high five.
>You are officially a badass.
>"No seriously Anon, you're pretty fuckin' awesome. Any mare is lucky to have you." Vinyl said.
"Ugh, don't remind me."
>"Awww, Anon is just being modest." Fluttershy said.
>It was time to head home, you chilled with your music idol. Now to get some shut eye.
"Alright look, I... I gotta go home. I'll see you ladies tomorrow."
>"Alright, that's cool man. It was fun hanging with you bro. I hope I'll run into in the future."
"Yeah same here, well goodnight ladies."
>"Do you need help getting home, sweetie?" Fluttershy asked.
"Naaaah, and stop giving me pet names will ya?"
>You stand up and make your way to the door, only to stumble and fall and hit your head on a table.
"Ow..."
>"Anon please, let me help you, I mean you help me get home before."
"No, I got it. I just...I just gotta get m-my footing right.That's all."
>"No! I have to return the favor. It's the least I can do, please Anon."
>You do your best to stand up but only find yourself fumbling.
>Damn it Anon, you was suppose to have one drink. The fuck is wrong with you?
>Fluttershy flies over to you and helps you up.
>"Now let's get you home dear, I'll see you later girls!"
>"Alright now, y'all be careful. Goodnight Anon have fun."Applejack said.
>Thank God she didn't troll you tonight. You really can't stand having your Jimmies rustled right now.
>"Goodbye you guys!" The others say in unison as they snicker sinisterly.
>You're making progress getting home, Fluttershy being the nice mare she is helping you home.
>"You know mister, it wouldn't hurt to ask for help every now and then."
"But-"
>"But nothing. Anon you're more stubborn than Applejack."
"So are you, wh-why are you so relentless?"
>"You know I love you. What other reason do I need?"
"I-I don't kn-know."
>"Anon, you should know I love you for who you are so I'm not going anywhere."
"Stooop loving meeee."
>"Anon, you and I both know you can't just turn off love when you please."
"Uuuugh."
>"Love you too mister."
>You and Fluttershy finally make it to your house. You take out your keys and fumble with them trying to open the door.
>"Here let me help."
>Fluttershy pulls out a hair pin from butt fuck nowhere and picks the lock allowing access to enter your home.
>Fucking Fluttershy, why you so scary?

>Fluttershy helps you into your house making sure your balance isn't off.
>She guides you to the couch and let's you free fall into it.
>"There, now Anon do you need the trash can just in case?"
"Please? My head is feeling like a big ball of wibbly wobbly time-y-wimey stuff."
>"Hehehehe, you got it mister."
>Well this is nice of her. Then again, Element of Kindness and all.
>Fluttershy seems to have it under control, maybe she isn't so bad as she seems.
>Just a bit obsessed about you but that's about it.
>Well... maybe that's a bit of an understatement.
>Fluttershy comes back from the kitchen and places the trash can next to you.
>"Here you go honey, now relax a little bit ok?"
"Thanks Flutters."
>She hugs you throwing you off guard as she nuzzles your chest while she's on top of you.
>You hear her make a deep sigh of relief.
>Her teal eyes meets yours for a brief moment. God, why is she so cute?
>"Anon, did you ever try those blue strawberries?"
"Actually no, they're still in the fridge, why?"
>"I want you to try them, they are the best."
"Alright, go and get them."
>Fluttershy squees with joy, gets off of you and walks to the fridge.
>Damn it, why is she adorable?
>You catch yourself watching her as she walks to the fridge, switching back and forth.
>Aww look at those cute butterflies.
>Dat...flank.
>Whoa there Anon, dangerous territory. You're fucked up and your judgement is being clouded.
>Snap out of it before it's too late Anon.
>She is switching those hips back and forth it's almost hypnotic.
>"Enjoying the view, Anon?"
>Oh great, now she noticed you checking her out.
>Not that you were checking her out to begin with.
>Play it off man.
"What? No, I was checking the clock."
>"Suuure, Anon. If you call my flank a clock I guess you're telling the truth."
"You're full of it, you know that?"
>"Well, you're a horrible liar."
"Just hurry up with the blue strawberries please."
>She turns back around to the fridge and starts to lift her tail as she searches for the blue strawberries.
>Dat plot, Dat fucking flank.
>NO! Damn it's been too long since you got some action of any kind.
>So long now Fluttershy, a pony, is starting to look good to you.
>You really got to snap out it.
>Fuck you alcohol, always getting people in trouble.
>"Anon I can't seem to find them. Are you sure they're in the fridge?"
"Yes, they're in the fridge."
>For fuck sake you hope she finds them.
>God, please let her find them.
>"Found them!"
"Thank you God!"
>"What was that Anon?"
"Oh nothing..."
>Whew, damn near went horse fucker there.
>Suddenly, your stomach returning something to the sender.
>Oh God you're about to puke.
>You double up and summon the trash can for it's duty.
>Fluttershy takes notice of this and rushes to your side, dropping the blue strawberries.
>"Anon, you ok? You don't look so good."
>Finally your stomach unleashes hell from the depths of your stomach.
"Bluuuurrrgh! OH GOD WHY?!"
>Everything that you've had in the past day or two is coming back for a vengeance.
>Apparently taking a shit wasn't part of your morning routine in the past day or two.
>And those drinks Rarity made you are only making it worse. It's pretty much reburning your throat along with stomach acid.
"OH GOD! Bllluuuuurrrgh THE HORROR!!"
>This stomach hell doesn't seem like it's going to let up soon.
>You're re-tasting everything you've had in the past two days.
>The cinnamon toast,the Vashta Nerada Rarity made up, the chocolate doughnuts and cupcakes. All at once and the woozy feeling is only making it that much worse.
"FUUUUUCK WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!"
>Fluttershy is patting you on the back."There there mister,let it out."
>Poor trash can, you're going to have to give it a grave for all the things that's been tossed into it. Everything from Fluttershy's fleshlight present to her diaper.
>Oh God that day was just weird. Diapers on ponies is not your fetish by a long shot.
>The trash can will get a proper funeral. You'll make sure of that.
>It's last act of bravery, holding the contents of the stomach hell you're unloading in it.
"God please, no more...OH GOD NO! bluuuurrrgh!"
>You did this to yourself.
>You deserved that much at least.
>Fuckin' idjit.
"Is it.... is it over?"
>It seems hell has finished it's torture.
>The good news is you're feeling a hell of a lot better.
>"Oh my Anon, what have you been eating?"
"I.. I don't even... never again.... I blame Pinkie!"
>"Ssssh Anon,just relax and tomorrow I'm putting you on a diet. Anon, if I had known you have been eating nothing but junk food,I would've never had you make more cinnamon toast."
"I'm just glad it's over."
>"No more sweets or crazy Rarity drinks for a month, got it?"
"Pfff please, I do what I want."
>"O rly? Not while I'm around. Guess what Anon?"
"What?"
>"You just got yourself a roommate for a month. So will I be sleeping in your bed or crashing on the couch?"
>Fucking Fluttershy.
End of Part 7