Doki Doki

ANON was in his room by himself, beating his hard penis like usual when he heard a knock at the door.
“Do not come in here for I am masturbating” ANON said loudly, his hand moving up and down on his hard penis faster because he had aspergers anxiety and a fetish for door knocking
“ANON, you dumb fucking piece of shit!” said the singsongy voice from behind the door “I know you, ANON, the boy who lives next door to me and is also my childhood friend, would never do anything as gay or stupid as MASTUR-BAAAY-TING~!”
ANON knew who it was. It was Sayori, that dumb fucking pig, that bitch cunt. She was a lovely young girl and ANON had known her since he was child, but she had recently borrowed $300,000 in bitcoin from ANON and spent it all on stupid vending machine snacks.
“Listen, you FUCKING STUPID BITCH,” ANON yelled. “My penis is VERY HARD right now and I am most CERTAINLY JERKING ON IT for PLEASURE.”
That was when the door kicked open, and there she was; that idiot bimbo, Sayori. The sweet, insufferable cunt.
“W-w-w-wow, ANON!” Sayori stammered retardedly, seeing ANON’s throbbing pork member. “Thassa big old mean DICK you got in your old grabber there.”
Sayori, who was mentally retarded and probably gay, had begun drooling profusely at the sight of ANON’s large huge penis. Her crotch-mouth had also started to make lady-sweat as well.

ANON stood up angrily, clutching his penisdick in his right hand like the pommel of a sword, his pink dickhead glaring menacingly at whatever he pointed it at. He was pointing it at Sayori.
“You, you come into my house,” ANON began sternly. “You eat all of my things, you spend my bitcoin on your faggot snacks, and now when I am trying to have a peaceful jerking-time you kick open my door and salivate all over my floor.”
Sayori, drool unconsciously fountaining out of her mouth at the sight of hard penis, instantly became sober and stopped drooling. She readjusted her posture to do her “ehehe~” pose thing.
“Ehehe~,” Sayori predictably said. “I just wanted to come over to see if you wanted to play RuneScape with me. I do not know how to cut down trees because I am very dumb, and I lost the tube armor you gave me in a scam.”
ANON penis throbbed with angry, and also sexual stuff. “Sayori, you fucking cow, I told you nobody can trim armor. I tell you that every day as we walk to school, every day when I am feeding you lunch, and every day at the Literature Club where you write your poems about anal vore and eating lightbulbs.”
“E-e-e-ehehe~!” Sayori screeched. “You’re a fucking nigger!” She dropped the n-bomb, with a shit-eating kawaii smile, and ANON had finally lost it.
ANON let go of his hardened dicker, which at this point pulsed wildly and throbbed with fury. His two, angry manlet hands balled up at his sides, he glared at Sayori angrily as she stood there “ehehe~”ing nervously with every breath.
“A-ANON, I was joking, don’t do what you’re about to do ehehe~!” she said in an autistic panic, knowing full and well the sexually explicit deeds that were about to be committed. And that is when it began.

ANON began to screech, loudly, a banshee wail that could be heard from the Earth to the Moon, which is where Yuri’s conflagrant pussy crash landed and caused her to die.
Anon then stuck his hands out behind him, like Naruto, and put his head down, also like Naruto, and bull rushed ahead. Upon a single hair on his head making contact with Sayori’s dumb chest, she exploded into a billion shining mirror fragments.
“Fuck,” she said.
ANON, in an autistic tantrum spiral, was running so fast and so hard that he broke through the walls of his house and into the building next door. At such a high speed, he did not need to use the stairs and merely retard raged his way directly in a straight line from his to Sayori’s room.
And therein was the prize - ANON’s lustful goal, Sayori’s most precious thing.
That fat fucking cow plush.

ANON, in a lustful rage, grabbed the cow doll by its two topmost udders and raised it up to his head. All of his blood pulsed and throbbed in his angry member - this was no longer an erection, but a phallic symbol of hate, of rage.
ANON angrily tore through the cow’s crotch, making a sizable hole for his hate-reaction. He then threw the cow down onto Sayori’s crumb-laden bed and jammed his red-hot lava boner inside. The cotton stuffing inside the cow immediately caught fire, but it didn’t matter to him.
He began thrusting. Wildly, like a jackhammer, so fast it was like a rotating gearbox opening a portal to another world that said the snakes had faggy eyes, and that made them mad.
The thought of illegible, intangible snakes only made ANON angrier too, so he began stabbing faster and faster, thrusting and thrusting as the cow continued burning and it caught the bed on fire and oh god that’s not semen it’s lava coming out and ANON is coming lava all over Sayori’s bed and everything is on fire and -
ANON was done.
Naked, on an island, in a sea of magma, there was no cow, no neighborhood, no street.

ANON glanced from side to side, when suddenly Sayori re-materialized beside him.
“ANON, you stupid fuck, you really did it this time.” she said upon regaining form. “You fucked my cow so hard that you raped existence itself and opened a portal to a Hell world in the place that used to be my room!”
ANON smiled and laughed. “LOL my bad :)” he said.
Sayori grabbed ANON by the hand, and then they started to make out.

The end.