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- bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
- BritneySpears14: Aight.
- bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
- BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
- bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
- bloodninja: Me too baby.
- BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
- bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
- BritneySpears14: Hey…
- bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
- BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
- bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
- BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
- bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
- bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
- BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
- bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
- bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
- bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
- bloodninja: Baby?
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