Handicapped

>Day "Handicap" in Equestria
>You are Anon
>The sun shines through your window as your alarm goes off
>You grumble and try to reach for it, but nothing happens
>Oh right, gotta get used to having one arm
>You flip over and slap the alarm with your remaining hand, cursing it and the portal that brought you here
"Stupid science...portals takin' muh arm..."
>When you first came here, you immediately had to face the consequences of cross-universe travel
>You successfully created a portal, but the damn thing ripped off your arm in exchange
>You would have bled to death if not for Fluttershy, the pony who found you
>She took you in, but you moved in with Twilight after a particularly rapey incident
"Hey writer, that's enough backstory, don't ya think?"
>Yeah, yeah, back to the story
>You rise from your bed and shuffle to the bathroom to begin your morning routine
>As you finish the routine, you hear a knock at the door
>Time for the daily fetish guess with your host, Fluttershy!
>You walk downstairs an open the door, fully prepared to yell at the yellow menace
"Alright, what—Oh, hey Derpy."
>The wall-eyed mail mare grins and looks cheerily at you and the side of the house
>"Morning Moose!"
>Who?
>"Got a package for ya."
>She pulls long, slender box from her saddle bags and you take it
>"Have a good day 808!"
>She waves and takes off, crashing into a building
>You close the door and mutter to yourself
"Who the hell is 808?"
>Bringing the package to the kitchen, you grab a knife and cut it open
>Inside is another box with a note attached
>You clear your throat and prepare to read it
"Dear Anonymous,
Don't try to play God.
Love,
God"
>What.
>You pry open the second box and gasp
"I-is that...a new arm?"
>You reach down and grab the robotic arm, placing it against your shoulder
>Pain tears through you as wires shoot into your stump and attach to the severed nerves
>A second arm and a pair of legs lay in the box with a note attached
"P.S. Had to make it a matching set"
>Your good arm and legs suddenly explode, coating the kitchen with blood and bits of bone
>You didn't feel a thing
"Well shit."
>After attaching the new limbs, you go upstairs to the bathroom and look in the mirror
>You look kind of like Adam Jensen
>You put on a mock gruff voice and talk to your reflection
"I never asked for this."
>A knock at the door draws your attention from the mirror
>Time for a test run
>You crash through the wall and fall into the library
>Twilight spits out her coffee and shouts angrily at you
>"Dammit Anon! You're fixing that!"
>Still imitating Adam Jensen, you turn to her
"I never asked for this."
>Walk to the front door and rip it off its hinges
>"Dammit Anon!"
"I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!"
>Fluttershy stands in the doorway, shaking from your display of robotic superiority
>A pearly white filly stands next to her
"Whaddya want Fluttershy? And who's this?"
>You kneel down next to the filly and look into her milky white eyes
>"A-are handicaps your f-fetish Anon?"
>Fluttershy manages to stutter out her guess
>Handicaps? The filly must be blind
>You stand and draw back your leg, preparing for an augmented cunt-punt
>The sheer power of your kick sends Fluttershy crashing through the wall of a house
>You kneel down and pick up the filly
>She gasps in surprise and starts to rub her hoofs against you
>"Who are you? Where are we going?"
"Don't worry, I'm handicapped too. We're gonna show the world that handicaps can't stop us."
>The filly smiles and you run off into the sunset
>Anon Jensen and the blind filly went on to become the super heroes HandiCaptain and The Blind Bruiser

End