How Yeshua Lost His Right Ear

Back in Mosgrowl, when Yeshua was was 20, he was sitting outside his apartment building on the steps by the flower beds with 2 friends, a polar bear and a snow leopard. They were smoking while talking about the internal politics of the country and their plans for the future. In front on the house next to them were 3 bears dressed in military gear and holding assault rifles, they were standing around doing nothing in particular. A jeep came around the corner a block away and when it was about 10 feet away the passenger window rolled down and the jeep sped up. Someone stuck the barrel of a machine gun out the window and started firing at them and the soldiers. Yeshua's 2 friends dove into the flower bed but Yeshua was a little too slow and a bullet hit his   right ear, severing most of it. One of the soldiers was grazed on the shoulder and they returned fire as the jeep sped away. Yeshua meanwhile was rolling in the flower bed, bleeding profusely, clutching his injured ear, hissing and swearing profusely. The soldiers ran over to them to help and the snow leopard told two of them to hold Yeshua down and hold his head still while he took out his lighter and the polar bear's pocket knife. He proceeded to use the lighter to heat the blade of the pocket knife to a faint red. The snow leopard then, much to Yeshua's protests, pressed the hot blade to the ear where it was severed. The combined pain caused Yeshua to faint. When he awoke his head was covered in blood and he was missing most of his right ear. And as a result he has poor hearing in his right ear.