I am a horrible person

Your name is ARIA MELIKOS.

Unholy MOTHER of Giratina do you love dragons.

While you are loath to admit it, you cannot deny the draconic stirrings within you. Yourself and others find your dracophilia quite ironic though, seeing as you also often suffer from SEVERE TERATOPHOBIA.

But it is this EXTREME LOVE OF DRAGONS that makes you a master of OWNING THE EXQUISITE WYVERN PHALLI. Despite your youth, you are no mere aficionado or habitué, but a zealot of true passion. Dong in hand, lube behind your ear, there is no deviant more feared. Or there wouldn't be, if you didn't own the ENTIRE CATALOG OF DRACONIC SCHLONG SIMULACRUMS, a hoard more MASSIVE THAN THE SUN, under almost a dozen different SHADES AND HUES. You own all the dildos. All of them.

You do this mostly due to your CRUSHING LONELINESS. It's not always easy being the pampered daughter of an INTERNATIONALLY FEARED TRADE BARON after all, even in a school such as this!