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  1. 1
  2. 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,851
  3. [country music playing]
  4.  
  5. 2
  6. 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,987
  7. [man] Let's go.
  8.  
  9. 3
  10. 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:27,026
  11. [woman] Oh, you're jumping?
  12. That's a good jump.
  13.  
  14. 4
  15. 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:29,661
  16. Get the ball, sweetie.
  17. Get it. Get the ball!
  18.  
  19. 5
  20. 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,263
  21. You wanna play
  22. with your brother?
  23.  
  24. 6
  25. 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,132
  26. Yeah, babe. See,
  27. come play with Kevin.
  28.  
  29. 7
  30. 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,967
  31. Wait, uh, don't you hit
  32. your brother.
  33.  
  34. 8
  35. 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,569
  36. Come on, Kev.
  37.  
  38. 9
  39. 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:42,474
  40. [hammering]
  41.  
  42. 10
  43. 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:48,013
  44. [saw whirring]
  45.  
  46. 11
  47. 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,289
  48. [Kevin] Picture this.
  49.  
  50. 12
  51. 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:01,627
  52. A warehouse,
  53. about 20000 square feet.
  54. Windows along the side.
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,629
  58. Looks like
  59. an ordinary warehouse.
  60.  
  61. 14
  62. 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:04,897
  63. Until you get closer.
  64.  
  65. 15
  66. 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,100
  67. And all you see are heads.
  68.  
  69. 16
  70. 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,134
  71. Heads?
  72.  
  73. 17
  74. 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:10,936
  75. What kinda heads
  76. you talking about?
  77.  
  78. 18
  79. 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:15,507
  80. Heads. Happy heads.
  81. Smiling heads. Heads drifting
  82. in and out of the windows.
  83.  
  84. 19
  85. 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,744
  86. -[Gary] A projection of heads?
  87. -[Cesar] Like a jumbo tron?
  88.  
  89. 20
  90. 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,313
  91. [Kevin] No, real heads.
  92. Heads defying gravity.
  93.  
  94. 21
  95. 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,750
  96. There are heads everywhere.
  97. Everyone's having fun.
  98.  
  99. 22
  100. 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,018
  101. Good genuine fun.
  102.  
  103. 23
  104. 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,224
  105. The first of its kind
  106. in the state of Louisiana.
  107.  
  108. 24
  109. 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,194
  110. [Steve] Hey, Kev. You feel
  111. like working today, huh?
  112.  
  113. 25
  114. 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,398
  115. See, you take the hammer
  116. and you take the nail,
  117.  
  118. 26
  119. 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,067
  120. you just swing the hammer.
  121.  
  122. 27
  123. 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:45,070
  124. And then when
  125. all the nails are in,
  126. we get paid.
  127.  
  128. 28
  129. 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,872
  130. And then we get to go home.
  131.  
  132. 29
  133. 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,177
  134. Kev, I want to ask you
  135. a question.
  136.  
  137. 30
  138. 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:56,014
  139. You think grown ass adults
  140. from Louisiana are gonna come
  141.  
  142. 31
  143. 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:59,751
  144. to a building full
  145. of trampolines
  146. and jump around?
  147.  
  148. 32
  149. 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:03,655
  150. Well, gymnastics and trampoline
  151. are amongst the fastest growing
  152. sports in America.
  153.  
  154. 33
  155. 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,090
  156. Well, so is obesity.
  157.  
  158. 34
  159. 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,863
  160. No offense, brother, but...
  161. you need to get laid.
  162.  
  163. 35
  164. 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:14,333
  165. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still
  166. hasn't done any fucking
  167. since the incident?
  168.  
  169. 36
  170. 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,400
  171. No.
  172.  
  173. 37
  174. 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:16,568
  175. [dull thud]
  176.  
  177. 38
  178. 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,904
  179. [Kevin groans in pain]
  180.  
  181. 39
  182. 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,606
  183. Why did you have to go bring up
  184. the incident?
  185.  
  186. 40
  187. 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:22,207
  188. I didn't bring up the incident.
  189.  
  190. 41
  191. 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:24,810
  192. All right, that's fucking...
  193. Let's get off my goddamn roof.
  194.  
  195. 42
  196. 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,111
  197. [Gary] We just got here.
  198.  
  199. 43
  200. 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,412
  201. [man] Where do you wanna
  202. go eat?
  203.  
  204. 44
  205. 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,414
  206. [Gary] I think I'm gonna go
  207. to a titty bar.
  208.  
  209. 45
  210. 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,417
  211. Are you gonna
  212. work at all today, Kev?
  213.  
  214. 46
  215. 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,120
  216. Just give me a minute.
  217.  
  218. 47
  219. 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:37,055
  220. You know, you gotta forget
  221. about Angie, man.
  222.  
  223. 48
  224. 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,825
  225. Maybe the boys are right.
  226. Maybe you gotta
  227. get back out there.
  228.  
  229. 49
  230. 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,226
  231. And get laid.
  232.  
  233. 50
  234. 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:43,195
  235. Why don't you fuck a nurse?
  236.  
  237. 51
  238. 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,297
  239. I know this nurse, she works
  240. at Tulane.
  241.  
  242. 52
  243. 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,766
  244. -Give her a call.
  245. -No, I don't want
  246. to fuck the nurse.
  247.  
  248. 53
  249. 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,168
  250. Nurses like to fuck.
  251.  
  252. 54
  253. 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,403
  254. I'm not interested. Can we talk
  255. about something else?
  256.  
  257. 55
  258. 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,672
  259. Listen, it's time for you
  260. to get back in the game.
  261.  
  262. 56
  263. 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,541
  264. I am in the game.
  265.  
  266. 57
  267. 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,176
  268. I'm just not having sex.
  269.  
  270. 58
  271. 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:00,812
  272. [guitar music playing]
  273.  
  274. 59
  275. 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:05,284
  276. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  277.  
  278. 60
  279. 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:11,957
  280. ♪ My pedestal
  281. I just won't need ♪
  282.  
  283. 61
  284. 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:18,197
  285. [foreman] You're really starting
  286. to fucking worry me, pal.
  287.  
  288. 62
  289. 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:21,099
  290. [chuckling] There's no curse.
  291. You're not cursed.
  292.  
  293. 63
  294. 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,968
  295. Yo, Kevin, got
  296. like a medusa dick.
  297.  
  298. 64
  299. 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,871
  300. You can't look directly
  301. into the eye or it'll turn
  302. you into stone.
  303.  
  304. 65
  305. 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,406
  306. [men chuckle]
  307.  
  308. 66
  309. 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,641
  310. [man] You can't let
  311. one girl ruin your whole
  312. goddamn life, Kevin.
  313.  
  314. 67
  315. 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,557
  316. [Kevin] Oh, shit.
  317.  
  318. 68
  319. 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,226
  320. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
  321.  
  322. 69
  323. 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:55,267
  324. Fuck. God. God, you're
  325. so fucking stupid, Kevin.
  326.  
  327. 70
  328. 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,936
  329. That apron suits you.
  330. You should keep it.
  331.  
  332. 71
  333. 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:02,274
  334. Oh. And please,
  335. take whatever you like
  336. from the Le Creuset stuff.
  337.  
  338. 72
  339. 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,009
  340. In fact...
  341.  
  342. 73
  343. 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,281
  344. [Kevin] Stupid Kevin.
  345.  
  346. 74
  347. 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,050
  348. You're doing okay there, Senor?
  349.  
  350. 75
  351. 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,253
  352. Oh, hey.
  353.  
  354. 76
  355. 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,555
  356. Yeah, I'm good.
  357.  
  358. 77
  359. 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,992
  360. They don't mind
  361. if we take the sodas?
  362.  
  363. 78
  364. 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:22,561
  365. -No, it's cool.
  366. -Oh, that's nice.
  367.  
  368. 79
  369. 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,200
  370. Thanks.
  371.  
  372. 80
  373. 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:29,601
  374. No problem.
  375.  
  376. 81
  377. 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,305
  378. Guys giving you
  379. a hard time up there?
  380.  
  381. 82
  382. 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,274
  383. Who? Oh!
  384.  
  385. 83
  386. 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,242
  387. No.
  388.  
  389. 84
  390. 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,646
  391. What do you think her name is?
  392.  
  393. 85
  394. 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:45,651
  395. I was gonna go with Muriel or...
  396. or Sasha
  397.  
  398. 86
  399. 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:48,020
  400. You think Sasha's married?
  401.  
  402. 87
  403. 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,323
  404. Uh... yeah.
  405.  
  406. 88
  407. 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,859
  408. [stammers] Maybe, yeah.
  409. I don't know.
  410.  
  411. 89
  412. 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:56,361
  413. One thing I can tell you
  414. about catering...
  415.  
  416. 90
  417. 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,297
  418. some of these girls
  419. really know how to party.
  420.  
  421. 91
  422. 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:00,999
  423. Whoa!
  424.  
  425. 92
  426. 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,634
  427. You just got a smile.
  428.  
  429. 93
  430. 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:04,736
  431. What?
  432.  
  433. 94
  434. 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,972
  435. -No. I don't think so.
  436. -You did.
  437.  
  438. 95
  439. 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,374
  440. -I saw her, man.
  441. -No.
  442.  
  443. 96
  444. 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:12,277
  445. Mmm.
  446.  
  447. 97
  448. 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:14,880
  449. Juicy.
  450.  
  451. 98
  452. 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,248
  453. So, is this guy an asshole?
  454.  
  455. 99
  456. 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,383
  457. What guy?
  458.  
  459. 100
  460. 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,586
  461. Uh, the guy,
  462. whose house this is.
  463.  
  464. 101
  465. 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,423
  466. What makes you say that?
  467.  
  468. 102
  469. 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,025
  470. Well, he's got a chair
  471. in the shape of a hand.
  472.  
  473. 103
  474. 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,564
  475. You don't like the chair.
  476.  
  477. 104
  478. 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,600
  479. The only one who has
  480. enough money to buy
  481. joke furniture is...
  482.  
  483. 105
  484. 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:36,735
  485. probably an asshole.
  486.  
  487. 106
  488. 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,339
  489. It wasn't meant to be funny.
  490.  
  491. 107
  492. 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:44,910
  493. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. No, you...
  494. you have a really great house.
  495.  
  496. 108
  497. 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,912
  498. What's your name?
  499.  
  500. 109
  501. 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,348
  502. -Kevin.
  503. -What do you say, Kev?
  504.  
  505. 110
  506. 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,717
  507. Call me Hank.
  508.  
  509. 111
  510. 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,153
  511. You should come
  512. to my party tonight.
  513.  
  514. 112
  515. 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:59,958
  516. There's gonna be
  517. a lot of women here and...
  518. a lot of these ladies are...
  519.  
  520. 113
  521. 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,626
  522. they'd be high on narcotics.
  523.  
  524. 114
  525. 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,564
  526. Oh. No, I'm good.
  527.  
  528. 115
  529. 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,633
  530. Are you? Are you good?
  531.  
  532. 116
  533. 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,404
  534. You're okay.
  535.  
  536. 117
  537. 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,374
  538. -[mutters] Shit.
  539. -Hey!
  540.  
  541. 118
  542. 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:18,543
  543. Party starts at eight.
  544. Hope to see you.
  545.  
  546. 119
  547. 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:23,215
  548. Oh, and... if you want
  549. the hand chair, it's yours.
  550.  
  551. 120
  552. 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:31,423
  553. [dance music playing]
  554.  
  555. 121
  556. 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,504
  557. Oh, I don't know...
  558.  
  559. 122
  560. 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,540
  561. -I mean, I feel sad for him.
  562. -What does he do?
  563.  
  564. 123
  565. 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,208
  566. -Huh?
  567. -What is he doing up there?
  568.  
  569. 124
  570. 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,911
  571. He's a roofer. He's roofing
  572. up on the house, you know?
  573.  
  574. 125
  575. 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,246
  576. And he wasn't,
  577. he was a nice guy.
  578.  
  579. 126
  580. 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:57,015
  581. I mean, I didn't get
  582. to talk to him, but...
  583.  
  584. 127
  585. 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,351
  586. He shouldn't be giving
  587. people roofies, man.
  588.  
  589. 128
  590. 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,360
  591. [Steve] Show me
  592. that cork trick again.
  593.  
  594. 129
  595. 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:10,429
  596. [Gary] He showed you
  597. like 30 times.
  598.  
  599. 130
  600. 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:11,863
  601. [Kevin] It takes brains, bro.
  602.  
  603. 131
  604. 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,366
  605. Whatever. At least I don't think
  606. my fucking dick is cursed.
  607.  
  608. 132
  609. 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:16,034
  610. What did I say? I don't wanna
  611. talk about it.
  612.  
  613. 133
  614. 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,302
  615. Why? Just tell us, come on.
  616.  
  617. 134
  618. 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,204
  619. He sounds like an idiot
  620. when he talks about it.
  621.  
  622. 135
  623. 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,941
  624. No, because every time
  625. I even think about sex,
  626. something bad happens.
  627.  
  628. 136
  629. 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,376
  630. And you bring up Angie today,
  631.  
  632. 137
  633. 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:26,511
  634. and I nearly take off my thumb
  635. with a fucking claw hammer.
  636.  
  637. 138
  638. 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:29,981
  639. -Let me see, let me see that.
  640. -My dick is cursed,
  641. end of story.
  642.  
  643. 139
  644. 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,384
  645. Listen, you had
  646. a string of bad luck, right?
  647.  
  648. 140
  649. 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,820
  650. Your dick's not
  651. fucking cursed, okay?
  652.  
  653. 141
  654. 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,556
  655. I don't know. Maybe if I just
  656. stopped fucking around...
  657.  
  658. 142
  659. 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,791
  660. you know, make me--
  661. maybe she'll take me back.
  662.  
  663. 143
  664. 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,594
  665. What?
  666.  
  667. 144
  668. 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:47,132
  669. Okay. Let's just
  670. get back to the curse
  671. of the wretched dick.
  672.  
  673. 145
  674. 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,867
  675. So, you think it's possessed,
  676.  
  677. 146
  678. 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,503
  679. or is it surrounded by,
  680. like, paranormal activity?
  681.  
  682. 147
  683. 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,473
  684. [everyone laughs]
  685.  
  686. 148
  687. 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,214
  688. [Hank] Such a good looking kid.
  689.  
  690. 149
  691. 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,617
  692. He swears off sex.
  693.  
  694. 150
  695. 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,353
  696. Man, that's a crime
  697. against nature.
  698.  
  699. 151
  700. 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,022
  701. Are you still talking
  702. about the fucking roofer?
  703.  
  704. 152
  705. 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,258
  706. Hey, he just seems so sad,
  707. you know?
  708.  
  709. 153
  710. 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,495
  711. You know what
  712. a fucking coke loop is, man?
  713.  
  714. 154
  715. 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,463
  716. You're like a hamster
  717. in a wormhole.
  718.  
  719. 155
  720. 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,132
  721. I can't, I just, I can't
  722. hear it anymore, Hank.
  723.  
  724. 156
  725. 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,668
  726. [Carl chuckles]
  727. I'm going insane. [sniffles]
  728.  
  729. 157
  730. 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,172
  731. [sharp slap] [Carl groans]
  732.  
  733. 158
  734. 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,674
  735. I've just had
  736. a revelation of magnitude.
  737.  
  738. 159
  739. 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:34,246
  740. Oh, Carl, this is big.
  741. Can you see how big?
  742.  
  743. 160
  744. 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,381
  745. It's pretty fucking big.
  746.  
  747. 161
  748. 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,350
  749. I'm gonna get this kid laid.
  750.  
  751. 162
  752. 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,853
  753. This is-- This is fate!
  754.  
  755. 163
  756. 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,488
  757. I have to get this kid laid.
  758.  
  759. 164
  760. 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,791
  761. [exclaiming excitedly]
  762. You're damn straight, you do.
  763.  
  764. 165
  765. 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:49,861
  766. I can see it so clearly.
  767.  
  768. 166
  769. 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:54,900
  770. [gasps] You're gonna
  771. fucking go down as one
  772. of the greats. I'm telling you.
  773.  
  774. 167
  775. 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,269
  776. Okay. Has anyone seen my phone?
  777.  
  778. 168
  779. 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,239
  780. [Carl] Fuck, are you kidding me?
  781.  
  782. 169
  783. 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,841
  784. -If you told everyone
  785. to leave their phone here...
  786. -[shouts] Where's my phone?
  787.  
  788. 170
  789. 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,676
  790. [Hank] Oh, I gotta find him!
  791.  
  792. 171
  793. 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,745
  794. [Carl chuckles]
  795. You're kidding, right?
  796.  
  797. 172
  798. 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:10,348
  799. It's too much responsibility.
  800. I can't deal
  801. with that. [sniffles]
  802.  
  803. 173
  804. 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,021
  805. [Kevin] Steve!
  806. Steve, we're late.
  807.  
  808. 174
  809. 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,256
  810. [Steve] Kevin, relax!
  811. I'm coming.
  812.  
  813. 175
  814. 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,593
  815. Nice outfit. [chuckles]
  816.  
  817. 176
  818. 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:24,396
  819. -Haven't seen that
  820. since first light Communion.
  821. -Better than shorts.
  822.  
  823. 177
  824. 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,364
  825. -Why?
  826. -It's a business meeting.
  827.  
  828. 178
  829. 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,099
  830. It's Ted! He knows us.
  831.  
  832. 179
  833. 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,335
  834. I don't want him
  835. going around telling Angie
  836. we're some kind of joke.
  837.  
  838. 180
  839. 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,071
  840. Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev!
  841.  
  842. 181
  843. 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,706
  844. [engine revs]
  845.  
  846. 182
  847. 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:38,176
  848. You gotta stop stressing out
  849. about this Angie thing,
  850. you know?
  851.  
  852. 183
  853. 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,045
  854. I mean, it's been over a year.
  855.  
  856. 184
  857. 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,212
  858. It's been nine months.
  859.  
  860. 185
  861. 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,447
  862. Close enough.
  863.  
  864. 186
  865. 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:49,020
  866. [Kevin] Okay, so...
  867. Trampoline world.
  868.  
  869. 187
  870. 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:52,591
  871. We'll have
  872. six four-by-four rebounders
  873. over there,
  874.  
  875. 188
  876. 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:56,962
  877. and two six-by-six on that base
  878. in the back there.
  879.  
  880. 189
  881. 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,998
  882. Kids jumping everywhere.
  883.  
  884. 190
  885. 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,333
  886. 3D dodgeball.
  887.  
  888. 191
  889. 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,768
  890. Isn't all dodgeball 3D?
  891.  
  892. 192
  893. 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,804
  894. Um, 4D dodgeball.
  895.  
  896. 193
  897. 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:09,040
  898. Do people really wanna
  899. go trampolining?
  900.  
  901. 194
  902. 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:12,777
  903. Ah, trampolining is one
  904. of the fastest growing sports
  905. in America.
  906.  
  907. 195
  908. 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,448
  909. Funny, I guess I missed
  910. the Trampoline Superbowl
  911. last year.
  912.  
  913. 196
  914. 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,352
  915. Sorry, that's in poor taste.
  916.  
  917. 197
  918. 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,721
  919. Look, boys, I loved your daddy,
  920. all right?
  921.  
  922. 198
  923. 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:26,891
  924. But he really never was
  925. very good at math either.
  926.  
  927. 199
  928. 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,594
  929. Look, what I'm trying to say is
  930. y'all's numbers don't add up.
  931.  
  932. 200
  933. 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,930
  934. You see, what happens
  935. to Trampoline world
  936.  
  937. 201
  938. 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,432
  939. if you don't make your nut
  940. for the first two months, hmm?
  941.  
  942. 202
  943. 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,001
  944. You shut her down?
  945.  
  946. 203
  947. 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,705
  948. -Well, no, we just...
  949. -No? So...
  950.  
  951. 204
  952. 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,574
  953. how do you make payroll?
  954.  
  955. 205
  956. 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,243
  957. How about you
  958. just come in
  959. for ten?
  960.  
  961. 206
  962. 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,645
  963. Ten thousand?
  964.  
  965. 207
  966. 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,213
  967. I could do that.
  968.  
  969. 208
  970. 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,416
  971. What happens to my ten
  972. if you don't sell
  973. the other shares?
  974.  
  975. 209
  976. 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,053
  977. Got anything, Steve?
  978.  
  979. 210
  980. 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,622
  981. No. I lose it.
  982.  
  983. 211
  984. 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,524
  985. Just what I thought.
  986.  
  987. 212
  988. 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,393
  989. I just don't get it.
  990.  
  991. 213
  992. 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,028
  993. Sorry, I'm out.
  994.  
  995. 214
  996. 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,934
  997. -Why didn't you jump in?
  998. -Honestly...
  999.  
  1000. 215
  1001. 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,904
  1002. I don't get the plan myself.
  1003.  
  1004. 216
  1005. 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,578
  1006. [Steve] You should go
  1007. on a vacation or something.
  1008.  
  1009. 217
  1010. 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:24,182
  1011. Costa Rica,
  1012. Palm Beach would be nice.
  1013.  
  1014. 218
  1015. 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,519
  1016. I mean, maybe right now
  1017. is not the right time
  1018. for Trampoline world.
  1019.  
  1020. 219
  1021. 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,488
  1022. I mean, it might be
  1023. the right idea,
  1024. just not the right time.
  1025.  
  1026. 220
  1027. 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,723
  1028. Well, it has to be.
  1029.  
  1030. 221
  1031. 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,391
  1032. Huh?
  1033.  
  1034. 222
  1035. 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,927
  1036. I already put down the deposit.
  1037.  
  1038. 223
  1039. 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,496
  1040. A deposit? With what?
  1041.  
  1042. 224
  1043. 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,939
  1044. To knock down the house.
  1045.  
  1046. 225
  1047. 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,643
  1048. Kevin, you gotta be
  1049. fucking kidding me.
  1050.  
  1051. 226
  1052. 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,712
  1053. Did you even read this thing?
  1054.  
  1055. 227
  1056. 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,813
  1057. It's a lien.
  1058.  
  1059. 228
  1060. 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,916
  1061. It's a fucking six month term.
  1062.  
  1063. 229
  1064. 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,618
  1065. -Dude, you'll lose
  1066. your fucking home.
  1067. -Not...
  1068.  
  1069. 230
  1070. 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,587
  1071. if Trampoline world succeeds.
  1072.  
  1073. 231
  1074. 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,091
  1075. Trampolines. Are you kidding me?
  1076.  
  1077. 232
  1078. 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,496
  1079. [Gary] Seriously though,
  1080. the female fruit bat,
  1081.  
  1082. 233
  1083. 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,232
  1084. she licks the male's cock
  1085. while they're having sex.
  1086.  
  1087. 234
  1088. 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,900
  1089. How is that even possible?
  1090.  
  1091. 235
  1092. 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,504
  1093. She bends. The female fruit bat
  1094. is very bendy.
  1095.  
  1096. 236
  1097. 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,474
  1098. Well, but, isn't the tip
  1099. already up inside her?
  1100.  
  1101. 237
  1102. 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,410
  1103. She doesn't lick
  1104. the head, jackass.
  1105.  
  1106. 238
  1107. 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,279
  1108. She licks the shaft,
  1109. makes him fuck longer.
  1110.  
  1111. 239
  1112. 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,615
  1113. Well, wouldn't that
  1114. make it shorter?
  1115.  
  1116. 240
  1117. 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,884
  1118. Apparently not for a fruit bat.
  1119.  
  1120. 241
  1121. 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,454
  1122. -Hello?
  1123. -Hey, it's me. It's Hank.
  1124.  
  1125. 242
  1126. 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,557
  1127. -Oh. Hey, Hank.
  1128. -You missed my party, man.
  1129.  
  1130. 243
  1131. 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,293
  1132. Yeah, uh, sorry about that.
  1133. Something uh, came up.
  1134.  
  1135. 244
  1136. 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,028
  1137. I wanna do something [muffled]
  1138.  
  1139. 245
  1140. 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,998
  1141. -I can't understand.
  1142. -I'm talking
  1143. sex guaranteed, man.
  1144.  
  1145. 246
  1146. 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,201
  1147. -What's "text guaranteed?"
  1148. -Not text, sex.
  1149.  
  1150. 247
  1151. 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,703
  1152. Oh, sex.
  1153.  
  1154. 248
  1155. 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:55,340
  1156. I'm here
  1157. with this amazing creature.
  1158. She's called Zade.
  1159.  
  1160. 249
  1161. 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,975
  1162. She's amazing.
  1163.  
  1164. 250
  1165. 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,478
  1166. Now, Zade... wants
  1167. to have sex with you.
  1168.  
  1169. 251
  1170. 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,549
  1171. What, is she desperate?
  1172.  
  1173. 252
  1174. 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,786
  1175. No, she's not desperate, okay?
  1176. This is her job.
  1177.  
  1178. 253
  1179. 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,554
  1180. Oh, no, I'm not having sex
  1181. with a hooker.
  1182.  
  1183. 254
  1184. 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,589
  1185. She's not a prostitute, okay?
  1186.  
  1187. 255
  1188. 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:15,059
  1189. [chuckles] She's...
  1190. She's like a...
  1191.  
  1192. 256
  1193. 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,096
  1194. an expert. Um...
  1195.  
  1196. 257
  1197. 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,132
  1198. Let's say... a sexpert.
  1199.  
  1200. 258
  1201. 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,801
  1202. [Carl blubbers]
  1203.  
  1204. 259
  1205. 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,970
  1206. [Hank] She's just got
  1207. a lot of sex-pertise,
  1208. you know what I mean?
  1209.  
  1210. 260
  1211. 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,474
  1212. Oh, uh, that's nice of you, man.
  1213. But, that's not really my thing.
  1214.  
  1215. 261
  1216. 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,910
  1217. Oh, come on, man. Relax!
  1218.  
  1219. 262
  1220. 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,245
  1221. This is real intimacy.
  1222.  
  1223. 263
  1224. 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:38,550
  1225. And frankly, it sounds
  1226. like you need it.
  1227.  
  1228. 264
  1229. 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,485
  1230. Uh, I don't understand
  1231. what you mean.
  1232.  
  1233. 265
  1234. 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,689
  1235. Think of her like a chef.
  1236. Like, you know, a chef,
  1237. that comes to somebody's house,
  1238.  
  1239. 266
  1240. 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,158
  1241. cooks up a meal,
  1242. but just for you.
  1243.  
  1244. 267
  1245. 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,461
  1246. And this chef makes
  1247. a thousand dollars an hour.
  1248.  
  1249. 268
  1250. 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,231
  1251. -A thousand dollars?
  1252. -Just... listen to me.
  1253.  
  1254. 269
  1255. 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,601
  1256. This is fate calling, Kevin.
  1257.  
  1258. 270
  1259. 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,371
  1260. Drop the hammer,
  1261. get off the roof,
  1262.  
  1263. 271
  1264. 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,274
  1265. and get your fucking ass
  1266. to my party.
  1267.  
  1268. 272
  1269. 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,909
  1270. [click] [phone line beeps]
  1271.  
  1272. 273
  1273. 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,346
  1274. Yo, Kev, what the hell is
  1275. "sex guaranteed," man?
  1276.  
  1277. 274
  1278. 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,749
  1279. That guy Hank just called me
  1280. and invited me over
  1281. to have sex with a hooker.
  1282.  
  1283. 275
  1284. 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,885
  1285. -Can you believe that?
  1286. -A prostitute?
  1287.  
  1288. 276
  1289. 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,087
  1290. He's out of his mind. I'm not
  1291. having sex with a hooker.
  1292.  
  1293. 277
  1294. 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,022
  1295. Hookers don't count.
  1296.  
  1297. 278
  1298. 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,992
  1299. -Everyone counts.
  1300. -Not hookers.
  1301.  
  1302. 279
  1303. 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,528
  1304. It's not the same another girl.
  1305. They're a subset.
  1306.  
  1307. 280
  1308. 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,897
  1309. So, what was
  1310. the thousand dollars about?
  1311.  
  1312. 281
  1313. 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,333
  1314. I guess that's how much
  1315. she costs.
  1316.  
  1317. 282
  1318. 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,834
  1319. [Gary] A day?
  1320.  
  1321. 283
  1322. 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,102
  1323. I think an hour.
  1324.  
  1325. 284
  1326. 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,537
  1327. Oh, you gotta do it.
  1328.  
  1329. 285
  1330. 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,305
  1331. That'd be like fucking
  1332. a professor of sex.
  1333.  
  1334. 286
  1335. 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,908
  1336. She's gonna know
  1337. more shit than you've
  1338. ever even thought of.
  1339.  
  1340. 287
  1341. 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:41,646
  1342. It's gonna be like,
  1343. like caving with like a miner.
  1344.  
  1345. 288
  1346. 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,748
  1347. Nah, nah, he's right. This could
  1348. be good for you, Kevin.
  1349.  
  1350. 289
  1351. 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:47,252
  1352. Just confront your fears.
  1353. This could break the curse.
  1354.  
  1355. 290
  1356. 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,487
  1357. Well, I'm not doing it.
  1358. It's just stupid, I'm going...
  1359.  
  1360. 291
  1361. 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,989
  1362. Oh, you're doing it.
  1363.  
  1364. 292
  1365. 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,557
  1366. Man, and, dude might
  1367. throw you some cash
  1368.  
  1369. 293
  1370. 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,959
  1371. for you know,
  1372. your bouncing heads
  1373. and what not.
  1374.  
  1375. 294
  1376. 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:58,963
  1377. Yeah, I mean I guess I could
  1378. stop by, and then I wouldn't
  1379. have to have the sex, right?
  1380.  
  1381. 295
  1382. 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,000
  1383. I didn't say that shit.
  1384.  
  1385. 296
  1386. 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,535
  1387. "I guess" No, no, no.
  1388. Do the fucking math, Kev.
  1389.  
  1390. 297
  1391. 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,306
  1392. It's a rich guy getting
  1393. [shouts] fucked up
  1394. in a goddamn mansion.
  1395.  
  1396. 298
  1397. 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,375
  1398. This is your investor.
  1399.  
  1400. 299
  1401. 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,943
  1402. Come on, we're going right now.
  1403.  
  1404. 300
  1405. 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,648
  1406. I wanna go to the party.
  1407.  
  1408. 301
  1409. 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,851
  1410. -That's a weird motherfucker.
  1411. -That is fucked up.
  1412.  
  1413. 302
  1414. 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,420
  1415. Did we just not get invited
  1416. to the party?
  1417.  
  1418. 303
  1419. 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,322
  1420. -I guess not.
  1421. -That's some bullshit.
  1422.  
  1423. 304
  1424. 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,660
  1425. [dance music playing]
  1426.  
  1427. 305
  1428. 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,664
  1429. These are the rules
  1430. of Egg fight.
  1431.  
  1432. 306
  1433. 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,366
  1434. Open hand strikes only.
  1435.  
  1436. 307
  1437. 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,769
  1438. There will be no fists allowed.
  1439.  
  1440. 308
  1441. 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,438
  1442. Should the egg crack
  1443. on your mouth,
  1444.  
  1445. 309
  1446. 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,907
  1447. spit it out, stupid!
  1448.  
  1449. 310
  1450. 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,943
  1451. Because you are
  1452. the vanquished man.
  1453.  
  1454. 311
  1455. 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,210
  1456. [people cheering]
  1457.  
  1458. 312
  1459. 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,979
  1460. All right. Commence!
  1461.  
  1462. 313
  1463. 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,221
  1464. [people laughing]
  1465. [man groans]
  1466.  
  1467. 314
  1468. 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,092
  1469. You have offended me.
  1470.  
  1471. 315
  1472. 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,634
  1473. [Kevin] I think I'm gonna start
  1474. with the fastest growing stuff
  1475. first and then move
  1476.  
  1477. 316
  1478. 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,569
  1479. into our big vision
  1480. for the place.
  1481.  
  1482. 317
  1483. 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:15,139
  1484. Maybe you wanna play along
  1485. a little bit before, you know,
  1486. you start asking for money.
  1487.  
  1488. 318
  1489. 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,209
  1490. Look, if I grab
  1491. the whole investment block
  1492. here today,
  1493.  
  1494. 319
  1495. 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,611
  1496. I mean, I can take Angie
  1497. to the place, I could show her
  1498. the lease--
  1499.  
  1500. 320
  1501. 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,314
  1502. Forget about Angie.
  1503. This is about money.
  1504.  
  1505. 321
  1506. 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,684
  1507. If this guy wants
  1508. to get you laid,
  1509. then let him get you laid.
  1510.  
  1511. 322
  1512. 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,653
  1513. You gotta do whatever
  1514. this guy wants,
  1515.  
  1516. 323
  1517. 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,722
  1518. so that he will give you
  1519. the money.
  1520.  
  1521. 324
  1522. 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,959
  1523. It's a logical investment.
  1524.  
  1525. 325
  1526. 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,263
  1527. I know it is.
  1528.  
  1529. 326
  1530. 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,533
  1531. Just go in there and have sex.
  1532.  
  1533. 327
  1534. 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,901
  1535. I'm not having sex, Steve.
  1536.  
  1537. 328
  1538. 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,070
  1539. Go on, get the fuck out of here.
  1540.  
  1541. 329
  1542. 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,039
  1543. Be a man.
  1544.  
  1545. 330
  1546. 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,314
  1547. [man] Give me a min.
  1548.  
  1549. 331
  1550. 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,986
  1551. Hi. Um...
  1552.  
  1553. 332
  1554. 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,756
  1555. I was invited by the owner
  1556. of the house.
  1557.  
  1558. 333
  1559. 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,624
  1560. [water trickling]
  1561.  
  1562. 334
  1563. 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,827
  1564. Ah, Jesus. Sorry. Um...
  1565.  
  1566. 335
  1567. 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,785
  1568. I'm taking a shit, bro.
  1569.  
  1570. 336
  1571. 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,386
  1572. Oh, um, sorry.
  1573.  
  1574. 337
  1575. 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,025
  1576. [people cheering]
  1577.  
  1578. 338
  1579. 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,197
  1580. [cheering continues]
  1581.  
  1582. 339
  1583. 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,933
  1584. [party music gets louder]
  1585.  
  1586. 340
  1587. 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,038
  1588. [woman] Go, go, go, go.
  1589. [cheering]
  1590.  
  1591. 341
  1592. 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,145
  1593. [cheering]
  1594.  
  1595. 342
  1596. 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:12,924
  1597. [cheering]
  1598.  
  1599. 343
  1600. 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,627
  1601. That's how you do it!
  1602. That's how you do it!
  1603.  
  1604. 344
  1605. 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,297
  1606. Get it!
  1607.  
  1608. 345
  1609. 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,766
  1610. You looking at me crazy?
  1611. I'll fuck you up, mister.
  1612.  
  1613. 346
  1614. 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,704
  1615. What do you say, Kevin?
  1616. You made it, buddy.
  1617.  
  1618. 347
  1619. 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,474
  1620. I thought you might
  1621. not show. Drink?
  1622.  
  1623. 348
  1624. 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,575
  1625. Yeah, sure.
  1626.  
  1627. 349
  1628. 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,677
  1629. -Take a seat.
  1630. -[Zade] This is the guy?
  1631.  
  1632. 350
  1633. 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,847
  1634. Kevin, I'd like to introduce you
  1635. to Zade.
  1636.  
  1637. 351
  1638. 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,884
  1639. Zade, this is Kevin.
  1640.  
  1641. 352
  1642. 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,390
  1643. Hi. I'm Zade.
  1644.  
  1645. 353
  1646. 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,328
  1647. -So, how's life, Kevin?
  1648. -Life's good.
  1649.  
  1650. 354
  1651. 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:57,568
  1652. [whirring]
  1653.  
  1654. 355
  1655. 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,139
  1656. There you go, Kev.
  1657.  
  1658. 356
  1659. 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,174
  1660. Try that.
  1661.  
  1662. 357
  1663. 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,942
  1664. You know that business
  1665. I was telling you about,
  1666.  
  1667. 358
  1668. 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,712
  1669. yeah, it's... trampolining.
  1670.  
  1671. 359
  1672. 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,381
  1673. [Carl] Mmm. Jumping.
  1674.  
  1675. 360
  1676. 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,316
  1677. You got a business model
  1678. for that?
  1679. How do you monetize that?
  1680.  
  1681. 361
  1682. 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:16,154
  1683. Yeah. Um, trampolining is one
  1684. of the fastest growing sports
  1685. in America.
  1686.  
  1687. 362
  1688. 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,923
  1689. They have them in schools now.
  1690. It's huge in Asia.
  1691.  
  1692. 363
  1693. 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,592
  1694. And how high do people get?
  1695.  
  1696. 364
  1697. 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,930
  1698. Well, three footers average,
  1699. but professionals get
  1700. a bit higher.
  1701.  
  1702. 365
  1703. 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,166
  1704. -They got all kinds of stuff.
  1705. -Like what?
  1706.  
  1707. 366
  1708. 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,936
  1709. Well, there's
  1710. Sky Slam basketball.
  1711.  
  1712. 367
  1713. 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,639
  1714. Foam pits,
  1715. synchronized trampolining.
  1716.  
  1717. 368
  1718. 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,607
  1719. Synchronized trampolining?
  1720.  
  1721. 369
  1722. 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,143
  1723. -There's
  1724. synchronized trampolining.
  1725. -[Hank] That's crazy.
  1726.  
  1727. 370
  1728. 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,812
  1729. Yeah, you just get
  1730. two trampolines side by side,
  1731.  
  1732. 371
  1733. 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,515
  1734. with some athletes on one
  1735. and the other and...
  1736.  
  1737. 372
  1738. 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,919
  1739. That's what you got there
  1740. on the metal section
  1741. at the Olympics.
  1742.  
  1743. 373
  1744. 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,154
  1745. Yeah, now we're
  1746. in the rhythm, see?
  1747.  
  1748. 374
  1749. 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,289
  1750. [Carl hums]
  1751.  
  1752. 375
  1753. 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,524
  1754. -This is... this is great.
  1755. -[Carl chuckles]
  1756.  
  1757. 376
  1758. 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,259
  1759. [Carl] It feels pretty good.
  1760.  
  1761. 377
  1762. 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,827
  1763. -[Hank] Yes!
  1764. -With weekend traffic,
  1765.  
  1766. 378
  1767. 00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:01,599
  1768. we expect 500,
  1769. and with an entry fee
  1770. of $12.20.
  1771.  
  1772. 379
  1773. 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,034
  1774. it's gonna be a real earner.
  1775.  
  1776. 380
  1777. 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,536
  1778. How many of these trampolines
  1779. have you got over at your place?
  1780.  
  1781. 381
  1782. 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,740
  1783. And how many people can actually
  1784. synchronize at any one time?
  1785.  
  1786. 382
  1787. 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,644
  1788. Oh, we're thinking of starting
  1789. with, you know, 30--
  1790. 30 trampolines.
  1791.  
  1792. 383
  1793. 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,046
  1794. [Hank] Ooh. Huh.
  1795.  
  1796. 384
  1797. 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,781
  1798. I could actually take you guys
  1799. there right now.
  1800.  
  1801. 385
  1802. 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,950
  1803. -Wait, wait, wait.
  1804. No, let's do...
  1805. -What?
  1806.  
  1807. 386
  1808. 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,752
  1809. Let's do... on the count
  1810. of three and then we'll do
  1811. like, a starjump.
  1812.  
  1813. 387
  1814. 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,821
  1815. -Okay.
  1816. -Okay. [chuckles]
  1817.  
  1818. 388
  1819. 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,957
  1820. [both counting] One, two, three.
  1821.  
  1822. 389
  1823. 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,125
  1824. [shouting] [groaning]
  1825.  
  1826. 390
  1827. 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,094
  1828. -Yeah.
  1829. -[Hank] Sorry.
  1830.  
  1831. 391
  1832. 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,897
  1833. Let me tell you something,
  1834. that is a terrible investment.
  1835.  
  1836. 392
  1837. 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,901
  1838. Kids... they're
  1839. unreliable, fickle.
  1840.  
  1841. 393
  1842. 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:41,405
  1843. -Think about the liability.
  1844. What would happen to you?
  1845. -Carl, please. Come on, man.
  1846.  
  1847. 394
  1848. 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,608
  1849. He's speaking about his dream,
  1850. his passion.
  1851.  
  1852. 395
  1853. 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,376
  1854. His passion.
  1855.  
  1856. 396
  1857. 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,412
  1858. Right!
  1859.  
  1860. 397
  1861. 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,849
  1862. I want you to two
  1863. to get to know each other,
  1864. have a little alone time, okay?
  1865.  
  1866. 398
  1867. 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,753
  1868. Citizens, everybody!
  1869. We're all moving
  1870. to the tennis court
  1871.  
  1872. 399
  1873. 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,121
  1874. -right now.
  1875. -[Carl] Tennis!
  1876.  
  1877. 400
  1878. 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,323
  1879. -Whoa, we'll come with you.
  1880. -[Hank] No, no, no, no.
  1881.  
  1882. 401
  1883. 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,193
  1884. Zade here, she's going
  1885. to make everything all right.
  1886.  
  1887. 402
  1888. 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:03,261
  1889. Yeah, but...
  1890.  
  1891. 403
  1892. 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,696
  1893. I want this to happen.
  1894.  
  1895. 404
  1896. 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,698
  1897. Yeah.
  1898.  
  1899. 405
  1900. 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,900
  1901. [Mumbles] Wait a minute,
  1902. how come she can't come with?
  1903.  
  1904. 406
  1905. 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,637
  1906. Carl! Tennis court, man,
  1907. come on!
  1908.  
  1909. 407
  1910. 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,579
  1911. [Kevin] Okay. Um...
  1912.  
  1913. 408
  1914. 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,247
  1915. -[Zade] Hi again.
  1916. -Hi.
  1917.  
  1918. 409
  1919. 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,918
  1920. You guys head to the game room,
  1921.  
  1922. 410
  1923. 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,888
  1924. grab the rackets,
  1925. I'll meet you on the court.
  1926.  
  1927. 411
  1928. 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,291
  1929. [Carl] We got it. Hey,
  1930. where are you going?
  1931.  
  1932. 412
  1933. 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,993
  1934. Putting on my whites.
  1935.  
  1936. 413
  1937. 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,398
  1938. Do you wanna watch me
  1939. touch myself?
  1940.  
  1941. 414
  1942. 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,668
  1943. I'd fucking love to cum.
  1944.  
  1945. 415
  1946. 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,103
  1947. I get really wet really quick.
  1948.  
  1949. 416
  1950. 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,173
  1951. Um, that is cool.
  1952.  
  1953. 417
  1954. 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,008
  1955. -[Kevin clears his throat]
  1956. -Um, what do you like?
  1957.  
  1958. 418
  1959. 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:52,610
  1960. I'll do anything.
  1961.  
  1962. 419
  1963. 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,546
  1964. Want me to be someone, hmm?
  1965.  
  1966. 420
  1967. 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,481
  1968. Who do you want me to be?
  1969.  
  1970. 421
  1971. 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,217
  1972. It's not that.
  1973. You don't understand, okay?
  1974.  
  1975. 422
  1976. 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,689
  1977. None of this was your fault.
  1978.  
  1979. 423
  1980. 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:09,660
  1981. I was broken and useless
  1982. before you left me.
  1983.  
  1984. 424
  1985. 00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,364
  1986. It's like I don't even
  1987. know how...
  1988.  
  1989. 425
  1990. 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,567
  1991. regular people breathe anymore.
  1992.  
  1993. 426
  1994. 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:24,275
  1995. And I, I love you and I wanna,
  1996. I wanna thank you for being
  1997. so patient with me
  1998.  
  1999. 427
  2000. 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,244
  2001. for so long.
  2002.  
  2003. 428
  2004. 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,846
  2005. -[Carl in a German accent] Ya!
  2006. -[lady in a German accent] Ya!
  2007.  
  2008. 429
  2009. 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,981
  2010. -Ya!
  2011. -Ya!
  2012.  
  2013. 430
  2014. 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:34,719
  2015. [Carl] There will be a lot
  2016. of porking now.
  2017.  
  2018. 431
  2019. 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:39,056
  2020. I will be shtupping you,
  2021. oh ya!
  2022.  
  2023. 432
  2024. 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,692
  2025. -[Carl] Ya!
  2026. -Well, I've learned now...
  2027.  
  2028. 433
  2029. 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,197
  2030. that I'm not good enough
  2031. for you, Karen.
  2032.  
  2033. 434
  2034. 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,166
  2035. Never was.
  2036.  
  2037. 435
  2038. 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,502
  2039. [sniffles softly]
  2040.  
  2041. 436
  2042. 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,306
  2043. Not even good enough
  2044. for this world anymore.
  2045.  
  2046. 437
  2047. 00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,578
  2048. But for once...
  2049.  
  2050. 438
  2051. 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,782
  2052. for once I'm gonna do
  2053. the right thing.
  2054.  
  2055. 439
  2056. 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,751
  2057. [sniffles]
  2058.  
  2059. 440
  2060. 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,320
  2061. Au revoir, cherie.
  2062.  
  2063. 441
  2064. 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,157
  2065. Au revoir.
  2066.  
  2067. 442
  2068. 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,660
  2069. [exhales] I like that.
  2070.  
  2071. 443
  2072. 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,829
  2073. I like that a lot.
  2074.  
  2075. 444
  2076. 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,198
  2077. Feel how wet I get.
  2078.  
  2079. 445
  2080. 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,202
  2081. Yup. But, um...
  2082.  
  2083. 446
  2084. 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,372
  2085. [speaking French]
  2086.  
  2087. 447
  2088. 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:31,909
  2089. Look, you're so hot, okay?
  2090. It's not you, it's me.
  2091.  
  2092. 448
  2093. 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,310
  2094. What do you want?
  2095.  
  2096. 449
  2097. 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:35,679
  2098. You wanna get weird?
  2099.  
  2100. 450
  2101. 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,816
  2102. No, I don't wanna get weird.
  2103.  
  2104. 451
  2105. 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:43,954
  2106. I want to fuck you.
  2107.  
  2108. 452
  2109. 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:47,091
  2110. -Okay.
  2111. -I'm getting paid to fuck you.
  2112.  
  2113. 453
  2114. 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,226
  2115. If I don't fuck you, I look bad,
  2116.  
  2117. 454
  2118. 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,594
  2119. and this is a new gig for me,
  2120.  
  2121. 455
  2122. 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,830
  2123. so how about you just
  2124. let me fuck you
  2125.  
  2126. 456
  2127. 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,532
  2128. and we both go
  2129. about our business.
  2130.  
  2131. 457
  2132. 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,735
  2133. Look, obviously, I want to,
  2134. okay? You're beautiful.
  2135.  
  2136. 458
  2137. 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,971
  2138. But, I'm on a hiatus right now.
  2139.  
  2140. 459
  2141. 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:04,408
  2142. There's this other girl, okay?
  2143. Well, it's her hiatus, really.
  2144.  
  2145. 460
  2146. 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:07,011
  2147. But I just... I'm not
  2148. having sex right now, okay?
  2149.  
  2150. 461
  2151. 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,246
  2152. I'm, I'm happy to lie for you.
  2153.  
  2154. 462
  2155. 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,749
  2156. -I'm a good salesman.
  2157. -Oh, fuck you.
  2158.  
  2159. 463
  2160. 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,521
  2161. He won't fuck me, sorry Hank.
  2162.  
  2163. 464
  2164. 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,225
  2165. I will fuck her.
  2166.  
  2167. 465
  2168. 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,626
  2169. [Kevin] I actually don't.
  2170.  
  2171. 466
  2172. 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,129
  2173. It'll make you feel better,
  2174. Kevin, please.
  2175.  
  2176. 467
  2177. 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:29,667
  2178. I'm not gonna beg him.
  2179. We were having fun
  2180. before this asswipe showed up.
  2181.  
  2182. 468
  2183. 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,969
  2184. I'm sorry, I'll go.
  2185.  
  2186. 469
  2187. 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,939
  2188. You're not going!
  2189. How's about that?
  2190.  
  2191. 470
  2192. 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,308
  2193. Kevin here wants
  2194. to win his lady back
  2195.  
  2196. 471
  2197. 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,211
  2198. and thinks that celibacy is
  2199. the way to go.
  2200.  
  2201. 472
  2202. 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:41,779
  2203. Not always the way, you know?
  2204.  
  2205. 473
  2206. 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,915
  2207. Absolutely not! If you really
  2208. want her back,
  2209.  
  2210. 474
  2211. 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,117
  2212. the first thing you should do is
  2213. fuck me.
  2214.  
  2215. 475
  2216. 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,386
  2217. She makes
  2218. a compelling argument, Kev.
  2219.  
  2220. 476
  2221. 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:52,690
  2222. Why don't we just go
  2223. somewhere quiet
  2224. so we can at least talk?
  2225.  
  2226. 477
  2227. 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,195
  2228. [snoring]
  2229.  
  2230. 478
  2231. 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:01,298
  2232. Look, if I told you the reason
  2233. I don't wanna do it,
  2234. you'd understand.
  2235.  
  2236. 479
  2237. 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:04,134
  2238. No one's judging here.
  2239. It's a house rule.
  2240.  
  2241. 480
  2242. 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,770
  2243. This is
  2244. a no-judgment zone, okay?
  2245.  
  2246. 481
  2247. 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:08,906
  2248. It's personal. It's...
  2249.  
  2250. 482
  2251. 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,542
  2252. I've got this problem...
  2253.  
  2254. 483
  2255. 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,746
  2256. with my dick.
  2257.  
  2258. 484
  2259. 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:19,283
  2260. -Is it a wart?
  2261. -No, it's not that kinda thing.
  2262. It's...
  2263.  
  2264. 485
  2265. 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:23,187
  2266. It's like my dick is cursed.
  2267.  
  2268. 486
  2269. 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:25,222
  2270. What?
  2271.  
  2272. 487
  2273. 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,091
  2274. There's no such thing
  2275. as a cursed dick.
  2276.  
  2277. 488
  2278. 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,961
  2279. Really? 'Cause I've fucked
  2280. things up in my life
  2281. and all because of my dick.
  2282.  
  2283. 489
  2284. 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,764
  2285. And I've decided to just kinda
  2286. leave it alone for a while.
  2287.  
  2288. 490
  2289. 00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,734
  2290. You're leaving your dick alone?
  2291.  
  2292. 491
  2293. 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:40,237
  2294. Yes. Look, I get it, all right?
  2295. I'm a freak, but--
  2296.  
  2297. 492
  2298. 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,439
  2299. Don't call yourself a freak.
  2300.  
  2301. 493
  2302. 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:44,742
  2303. You can share anything with us.
  2304.  
  2305. 494
  2306. 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,613
  2307. [sighs]
  2308.  
  2309. 495
  2310. 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,551
  2311. The first time
  2312. I jerked off, right?
  2313.  
  2314. 496
  2315. 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,887
  2316. I'm in bed sick,
  2317. home from school, and...
  2318.  
  2319. 497
  2320. 00:25:56,889 --> 00:26:02,326
  2321. I'm watching TV
  2322. and the shuttle Columbia
  2323. breaks apart on re-entry.
  2324.  
  2325. 498
  2326. 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:05,663
  2327. You think you made
  2328. the space shuttle explode.
  2329.  
  2330. 499
  2331. 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:08,032
  2332. Indirectly.
  2333.  
  2334. 500
  2335. 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:11,602
  2336. Kevin, that was an accident.
  2337. You can't take that personally.
  2338.  
  2339. 501
  2340. 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,274
  2341. First girl I had sex with
  2342. almost died.
  2343.  
  2344. 502
  2345. 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:20,544
  2346. -[Zade laughs]
  2347. -Zade, please.
  2348.  
  2349. 503
  2350. 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:24,782
  2351. I'm serious. We were 16.
  2352. And we'd been dating
  2353. for about a month.
  2354.  
  2355. 504
  2356. 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:29,553
  2357. Well, their parents were
  2358. out of town so we had
  2359. a little wine.
  2360.  
  2361. 505
  2362. 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:33,157
  2363. Well, we started making out,
  2364. and I finally get this condom on
  2365.  
  2366. 506
  2367. 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,092
  2368. and I'm going in and out
  2369.  
  2370. 507
  2371. 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:40,631
  2372. and we're making noises
  2373. and she starts to scream,
  2374. so I think I'm doing awesome.
  2375.  
  2376. 508
  2377. 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,466
  2378. -[Hanks mutters affirmatively]
  2379. -But then...
  2380.  
  2381. 509
  2382. 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:45,569
  2383. she ruptured a cyst
  2384. or something.
  2385.  
  2386. 510
  2387. 00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,338
  2388. And she has to have surgery.
  2389.  
  2390. 511
  2391. 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,573
  2392. And for the next three days,
  2393. we're in the hospital.
  2394.  
  2395. 512
  2396. 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,309
  2397. She had them before she met you.
  2398.  
  2399. 513
  2400. 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,879
  2401. You're missing the point.
  2402.  
  2403. 514
  2404. 00:26:55,881 --> 00:27:00,918
  2405. Nine months ago, I was engaged
  2406. to the most wonderful girl
  2407. in the world.
  2408.  
  2409. 515
  2410. 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,521
  2411. We were at our joint bachelor
  2412. and bachelorette party.
  2413.  
  2414. 516
  2415. 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:09,893
  2416. [dance music playing]
  2417.  
  2418. 517
  2419. 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:21,472
  2420. [girl moaning]
  2421.  
  2422. 518
  2423. 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,611
  2424. Wait a minute, that's not
  2425. you being cursed.
  2426.  
  2427. 519
  2428. 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:31,281
  2429. That's you getting caught
  2430. getting a blowjob
  2431. off a stripper.
  2432.  
  2433. 520
  2434. 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:32,650
  2435. Yeah, because I'm
  2436. a horny asshole
  2437.  
  2438. 521
  2439. 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,018
  2440. and I just should have said no.
  2441.  
  2442. 522
  2443. 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,554
  2444. Anyways, I tried
  2445. to explain myself.
  2446.  
  2447. 523
  2448. 00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:39,390
  2449. Angie, wait.
  2450.  
  2451. 524
  2452. 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:44,962
  2453. Angie, she tied my hands! Angie!
  2454.  
  2455. 525
  2456. 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,097
  2457. She moved out the next day.
  2458.  
  2459. 526
  2460. 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:51,001
  2461. Because of my dick,
  2462. I lost the one thing
  2463. I truly cared about.
  2464.  
  2465. 527
  2466. 00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:58,075
  2467. I mean, that's the saddest story
  2468. I've ever heard.
  2469.  
  2470. 528
  2471. 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:04,081
  2472. His dick isn't cursed.
  2473. He just got caught cheating.
  2474. End of story.
  2475.  
  2476. 529
  2477. 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:08,552
  2478. No, no. That's way
  2479. too many things
  2480. to happen to one guy.
  2481.  
  2482. 530
  2483. 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,388
  2484. He lost his one true love.
  2485.  
  2486. 531
  2487. 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,557
  2488. There's nothing worse
  2489. in the whole world.
  2490.  
  2491. 532
  2492. 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:16,060
  2493. He's just a narcissist.
  2494.  
  2495. 533
  2496. 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,363
  2497. How am I a narcissist?
  2498.  
  2499. 534
  2500. 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,099
  2501. You think the world revolves
  2502. around your dick.
  2503.  
  2504. 535
  2505. 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,101
  2506. I don't want it to,
  2507. it just does.
  2508.  
  2509. 536
  2510. 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:27,604
  2511. No. Shit happens.
  2512. It's just life.
  2513.  
  2514. 537
  2515. 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,373
  2516. Didn't you hear his story?
  2517.  
  2518. 538
  2519. 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,208
  2520. This man is cursed.
  2521.  
  2522. 539
  2523. 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:35,412
  2524. [chuckles] This is
  2525. fucking ridiculous.
  2526. None of this is connected.
  2527.  
  2528. 540
  2529. 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,948
  2530. Let's just have sex.
  2531. Nothing bad is gonna happen.
  2532.  
  2533. 541
  2534. 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,483
  2535. Are you serious, right now?
  2536.  
  2537. 542
  2538. 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:40,651
  2539. After everything I just told you
  2540.  
  2541. 543
  2542. 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:42,219
  2543. you still wanna
  2544. have sex with me?
  2545.  
  2546. 544
  2547. 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,688
  2548. Trust me, I know
  2549. what I'm doing.
  2550.  
  2551. 545
  2552. 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,889
  2553. And we don't have to have sex,
  2554.  
  2555. 546
  2556. 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,425
  2557. I can just [whispers]
  2558. touch it a little bit,
  2559.  
  2560. 547
  2561. 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,961
  2562. Just do it, Kev. Give it a try.
  2563.  
  2564. 548
  2565. 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,564
  2566. [Zade] See, isn't that nice?
  2567.  
  2568. 549
  2569. 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,933
  2570. [footsteps approaching]
  2571. [man yelps] [door opens]
  2572.  
  2573. 550
  2574. 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:58,769
  2575. -Guys, Carl's in trouble.
  2576. We need help. Come on.
  2577. -Oh, shit!
  2578.  
  2579. 551
  2580. 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:01,438
  2581. [Carl groaning in pain]
  2582.  
  2583. 552
  2584. 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,607
  2585. Fucking... [muffled]
  2586.  
  2587. 553
  2588. 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,542
  2589. [Carl crying]
  2590.  
  2591. 554
  2592. 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:08,946
  2593. Jesus.
  2594.  
  2595. 555
  2596. 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,380
  2597. It won't go down.
  2598.  
  2599. 556
  2600. 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,483
  2601. Yeah. Too many
  2602. little blue pills, baby.
  2603.  
  2604. 557
  2605. 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,451
  2606. [Carl groaning] Oh, shit!
  2607.  
  2608. 558
  2609. 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,121
  2610. Oh, there's
  2611. something wrong here.
  2612.  
  2613. 559
  2614. 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,356
  2615. -I'm in pain!
  2616. -Carl.
  2617.  
  2618. 560
  2619. 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,391
  2620. Be honest with me
  2621. how many did you take?
  2622.  
  2623. 561
  2624. 00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:23,894
  2625. A 130 milligrams.
  2626.  
  2627. 562
  2628. 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:25,529
  2629. God, man.
  2630.  
  2631. 563
  2632. 00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:28,966
  2633. You're not a rhinoceros.
  2634. Get some ice, Kevin. Now!
  2635.  
  2636. 564
  2637. 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:29,933
  2638. [Carl groans]
  2639.  
  2640. 565
  2641. 00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:34,605
  2642. [Kevin] Oh my god.
  2643.  
  2644. 566
  2645. 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,010
  2646. Breathe, breathe.
  2647.  
  2648. 567
  2649. 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:41,211
  2650. -I got ice.
  2651. -All right.
  2652.  
  2653. 568
  2654. 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,447
  2655. The hell is this?
  2656.  
  2657. 569
  2658. 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:45,682
  2659. Ready?
  2660.  
  2661. 570
  2662. 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,319
  2663. [screaming]
  2664.  
  2665. 571
  2666. 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,355
  2667. -[Carl] No! No!
  2668. -[Hank] Hold on.
  2669.  
  2670. 572
  2671. 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:54,525
  2672. [Carl screaming]
  2673.  
  2674. 573
  2675. 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,894
  2676. -Okay. Okay.
  2677. -All right, Carl.
  2678. Listen, you got this.
  2679.  
  2680. 574
  2681. 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,796
  2682. You can do this,
  2683. I know you can, all right?
  2684.  
  2685. 575
  2686. 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,398
  2687. It's like an itch. You just
  2688. have to disassociate
  2689. yourself from it.
  2690.  
  2691. 576
  2692. 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,133
  2693. Fucking itch!
  2694.  
  2695. 577
  2696. 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,003
  2697. Trust him, Carl.
  2698.  
  2699. 578
  2700. 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,039
  2701. Okay, look. I haven't had sex
  2702. in nine months, okay?
  2703. I know what I'm doing.
  2704.  
  2705. 579
  2706. 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,008
  2707. Just listen to me, right.
  2708.  
  2709. 580
  2710. 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:14,178
  2711. What I want you to do is
  2712. imagine you're Anne Frank.
  2713.  
  2714. 581
  2715. 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,445
  2716. [Carl gasping]
  2717.  
  2718. 582
  2719. 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,981
  2720. Remember the
  2721. little Jewish girl
  2722. in the attic?
  2723.  
  2724. 583
  2725. 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,317
  2726. She had to lie real quietly
  2727. otherwise they were
  2728. gonna shoot her.
  2729.  
  2730. 584
  2731. 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,686
  2732. -I remember fucking Anne Frank!
  2733. -Okay.
  2734.  
  2735. 585
  2736. 00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:26,089
  2737. All right.
  2738. Just close your eyes,
  2739. you're in the attic.
  2740.  
  2741. 586
  2742. 00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:29,026
  2743. You can hear the sound
  2744. of the boots on the cobblestone.
  2745.  
  2746. 587
  2747. 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,662
  2748. Don't make a sound, okay?
  2749. Don't even move.
  2750.  
  2751. 588
  2752. 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,463
  2753. Otherwise the Nazis are
  2754. gonna get you.
  2755.  
  2756. 589
  2757. 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:37,835
  2758. I don't give a fuck
  2759. about the fucking Nazis!
  2760. My cock is going to explode.
  2761.  
  2762. 590
  2763. 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:39,636
  2764. Please take me to the hospital.
  2765.  
  2766. 591
  2767. 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:43,574
  2768. Carl, what you've got is called
  2769. Priapism. No hospitals.
  2770.  
  2771. 592
  2772. 00:30:43,576 --> 00:30:46,543
  2773. I know a better place.
  2774. Zade, straight ahead.
  2775.  
  2776. 593
  2777. 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,078
  2778. [Zade] Whatever you say, boss.
  2779.  
  2780. 594
  2781. 00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:55,018
  2782. [phone ringing]
  2783.  
  2784. 595
  2785. 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:59,356
  2786. Do you ever notice how...
  2787. people are only really real
  2788. when they're sick,
  2789.  
  2790. 596
  2791. 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,491
  2792. -or they're dying.
  2793. -Or orgasming.
  2794.  
  2795. 597
  2796. 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,060
  2797. Bad things always
  2798. come from sex.
  2799.  
  2800. 598
  2801. 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,561
  2802. Oh, shut up.
  2803.  
  2804. 599
  2805. 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:07,998
  2806. It's true. Without sex
  2807. there wouldn't be fighting,
  2808. divorce, wars.
  2809.  
  2810. 600
  2811. 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,133
  2812. What the fuck
  2813. are you talking about?
  2814.  
  2815. 601
  2816. 00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:14,571
  2817. Without sex, there is also
  2818. no release, no fun.
  2819.  
  2820. 602
  2821. 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,707
  2822. [Carl coughs and groans]
  2823.  
  2824. 603
  2825. 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,209
  2826. Okay. Bad things come
  2827. from recreational sex.
  2828.  
  2829. 604
  2830. 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,345
  2831. What's recreational sex to you?
  2832.  
  2833. 605
  2834. 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:24,781
  2835. Careless sex.
  2836. Sex that nobody put
  2837. any thought into.
  2838.  
  2839. 606
  2840. 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:28,118
  2841. Oh my God,
  2842. you are a freak.
  2843.  
  2844. 607
  2845. 00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:32,389
  2846. [squeaking]
  2847.  
  2848. 608
  2849. 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:36,360
  2850. -[Zade] What's in this?
  2851. -IV therapy. They had
  2852. my recipe on file.
  2853.  
  2854. 609
  2855. 00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:38,762
  2856. -[Zade] Fuck yeah.
  2857. -I'm serious.
  2858.  
  2859. 610
  2860. 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:41,365
  2861. I'm not gonna let
  2862. this guy's life be ruined.
  2863.  
  2864. 611
  2865. 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,833
  2866. How are you gonna do that?
  2867.  
  2868. 612
  2869. 00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:44,968
  2870. That's nice, Hank,
  2871. but there's nothing
  2872. you can do.
  2873.  
  2874. 613
  2875. 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,403
  2876. I need to just...
  2877.  
  2878. 614
  2879. 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,873
  2880. make my business a success
  2881. and hope that Angie sees
  2882. I've changed.
  2883.  
  2884. 615
  2885. 00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:54,378
  2886. Yes. That's it. You got it!
  2887.  
  2888. 616
  2889. 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,146
  2890. You're gonna go to Angie's,
  2891.  
  2892. 617
  2893. 00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,015
  2894. you're gonna tell her that
  2895. your trampoline thingy's
  2896. got off the ground
  2897.  
  2898. 618
  2899. 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,385
  2900. -and you're a new man.
  2901. You're a genius!
  2902. -Yeah, but...
  2903.  
  2904. 619
  2905. 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:03,720
  2906. -But that's not true.
  2907. -It is true.
  2908.  
  2909. 620
  2910. 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,255
  2911. You let me fix this,
  2912.  
  2913. 621
  2914. 00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:08,592
  2915. and I'll invest
  2916. in trampoline world.
  2917.  
  2918. 622
  2919. 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:11,528
  2920. What?
  2921.  
  2922. 623
  2923. 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,930
  2924. I'll give you the money.
  2925.  
  2926. 624
  2927. 00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:16,600
  2928. You're, you're gonna
  2929. give me the money?
  2930.  
  2931. 625
  2932. 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,835
  2933. I'll give you
  2934. the startup funds, yes.
  2935.  
  2936. 626
  2937. 00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:21,805
  2938. How much can it cost?
  2939. 250, 300 grand?
  2940.  
  2941. 627
  2942. 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,875
  2943. I need 60,000 dollars.
  2944.  
  2945. 628
  2946. 00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:31,648
  2947. You only need 60 grand
  2948. to start a business in America?
  2949.  
  2950. 629
  2951. 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,618
  2952. What a fucking great country
  2953. this is, huh? [chuckles]
  2954.  
  2955. 630
  2956. 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:35,986
  2957. All right, I'm gonna
  2958. get you the money.
  2959.  
  2960. 631
  2961. 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,754
  2962. We're gonna go talk to her,
  2963. tell her all about it,
  2964.  
  2965. 632
  2966. 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,790
  2967. we're gonna clean
  2968. this whole mess up today.
  2969.  
  2970. 633
  2971. 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:44,227
  2972. We can't go see her today.
  2973. I mean, I need to make sure
  2974. the business is up and running,
  2975.  
  2976. 634
  2977. 00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:45,829
  2978. -and then--
  2979. -No.
  2980.  
  2981. 635
  2982. 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:49,032
  2983. No. We're doing it today.
  2984. We're doing it now.
  2985.  
  2986. 636
  2987. 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:51,735
  2988. I'm not letting
  2989. your one true love get away.
  2990.  
  2991. 637
  2992. 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:54,805
  2993. We are going
  2994. to her house right now.
  2995.  
  2996. 638
  2997. 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:58,108
  2998. I'm not letting you make
  2999. the same mistakes I've made.
  3000.  
  3001. 639
  3002. 00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,811
  3003. I'm gonna get this done
  3004. if it's the last thing I do.
  3005.  
  3006. 640
  3007. 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,048
  3008. Why are you being
  3009. so nice to me, Hank?
  3010.  
  3011. 641
  3012. 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:13,357
  3013. Love is the most important thing
  3014. in the world, man.
  3015.  
  3016. 642
  3017. 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,992
  3018. It's what everything is about.
  3019.  
  3020. 643
  3021. 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:18,996
  3022. Without love,
  3023. you got nothing. Zero.
  3024.  
  3025. 644
  3026. 00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:21,999
  3027. I'm not letting
  3028. you disappear, Kev.
  3029.  
  3030. 645
  3031. 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,001
  3032. Come on.
  3033.  
  3034. 646
  3035. 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:28,939
  3036. -[Zade] Really?
  3037. -Hello darling.
  3038.  
  3039. 647
  3040. 00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:30,774
  3041. Can I borrow a pen, please?
  3042.  
  3043. 648
  3044. 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:34,244
  3045. This is my only pen.
  3046. I need it for my charts.
  3047.  
  3048. 649
  3049. 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,214
  3050. I'm good for it.
  3051. I cross my heart.
  3052.  
  3053. 650
  3054. 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,349
  3055. Thank you.
  3056.  
  3057. 651
  3058. 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,151
  3059. Let's see that arm.
  3060.  
  3061. 652
  3062. 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,686
  3063. Uh, 60, right?
  3064.  
  3065. 653
  3066. 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,055
  3067. -Yeah.
  3068. -Okay.
  3069.  
  3070. 654
  3071. 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,991
  3072. Let's make it 80.
  3073. What's the date today?
  3074.  
  3075. 655
  3076. 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:49,993
  3077. [Kevin] The 31st.
  3078.  
  3079. 656
  3080. 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:51,361
  3081. [Hank] 31st.
  3082.  
  3083. 657
  3084. 00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:54,097
  3085. -Hank?
  3086. -There we are.
  3087.  
  3088. 658
  3089. 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:55,899
  3090. Yeah.
  3091.  
  3092. 659
  3093. 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:58,835
  3094. I don't... I don't know
  3095. what to say.
  3096.  
  3097. 660
  3098. 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,772
  3099. Just get the girl back.
  3100. Then we're all square.
  3101.  
  3102. 661
  3103. 00:34:02,573 --> 00:34:04,041
  3104. I'll see you outside.
  3105.  
  3106. 662
  3107. 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,714
  3108. So, how did you get into
  3109. this line of work?
  3110.  
  3111. 663
  3112. 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,884
  3113. My momma was a drug addict.
  3114.  
  3115. 664
  3116. 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,019
  3117. She introduced me to it.
  3118.  
  3119. 665
  3120. 00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:18,255
  3121. My daddy skipped out on us
  3122. when I was 12.
  3123.  
  3124. 666
  3125. 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,025
  3126. [giggles] I'm fucking with you.
  3127.  
  3128. 667
  3129. 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,327
  3130. I like sex.
  3131.  
  3132. 668
  3133. 00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:27,697
  3134. I pretty much fuck everyone I go
  3135. on a date with anyway
  3136.  
  3137. 669
  3138. 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:30,333
  3139. so I thought
  3140. I might as well
  3141. get paid for it.
  3142.  
  3143. 670
  3144. 00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:32,969
  3145. -Isn't it dangerous?
  3146. -No.
  3147.  
  3148. 671
  3149. 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,172
  3150. -What if you don't wanna do it?
  3151. -I don't do it.
  3152.  
  3153. 672
  3154. 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,507
  3155. -Isn't it degrading? I mean--
  3156. -Here's the deal.
  3157.  
  3158. 673
  3159. 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:40,677
  3160. Sandy's gonna stay with Carl.
  3161. I've given her combat pay.
  3162.  
  3163. 674
  3164. 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:43,146
  3165. So she's gonna get him up
  3166. and moving out.
  3167.  
  3168. 675
  3169. 00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:45,949
  3170. I feel fantastic.
  3171.  
  3172. 676
  3173. 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:49,486
  3174. Okay. Pop the trunk,
  3175. I'm gonna change.
  3176.  
  3177. 677
  3178. 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,956
  3179. Thank you, Zade.
  3180.  
  3181. 678
  3182. 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,358
  3183. [Hank] Always gotta
  3184. be prepared.
  3185.  
  3186. 679
  3187. 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:08,939
  3188. Okay. So, let's focus.
  3189. Where do we find this Angie?
  3190.  
  3191. 680
  3192. 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:10,974
  3193. Well, I can't just show up
  3194. at her work.
  3195.  
  3196. 681
  3197. 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:13,376
  3198. Why not? What does she do?
  3199.  
  3200. 682
  3201. 00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:14,678
  3202. Well, she's a school teacher.
  3203.  
  3204. 683
  3205. 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,714
  3206. Of course, she is.
  3207. I love teachers.
  3208.  
  3209. 684
  3210. 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:20,183
  3211. What does she teach?
  3212. Reading? Math?
  3213.  
  3214. 685
  3215. 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:21,918
  3216. P.E.
  3217.  
  3218. 686
  3219. 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,989
  3220. -She doesn't teach trampolining
  3221. by any chance?
  3222. -No.
  3223.  
  3224. 687
  3225. 00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:28,825
  3226. I mean, she does
  3227. but that's not all she does.
  3228.  
  3229. 688
  3230. 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,460
  3231. -I mean, she--
  3232. -I love this.
  3233.  
  3234. 689
  3235. 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,029
  3236. We're gonna go to the school.
  3237. She'll be getting off soon.
  3238.  
  3239. 690
  3240. 00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:35,599
  3241. You're gonna
  3242. tell her you're sorry
  3243. in front of the kids.
  3244.  
  3245. 691
  3246. 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,200
  3247. It'll be like
  3248. in all those films.
  3249.  
  3250. 692
  3251. 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:39,269
  3252. Then the kids will
  3253. tell her to kiss you.
  3254.  
  3255. 693
  3256. 00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:41,238
  3257. It'll be great.
  3258.  
  3259. 694
  3260. 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,240
  3261. I don't think we should go
  3262. anywhere near her work.
  3263.  
  3264. 695
  3265. 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,376
  3266. Do you want the 80 grand or not?
  3267.  
  3268. 696
  3269. 00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:56,286
  3270. -[sniffs]
  3271. -[Kevin] Oh, boy.
  3272.  
  3273. 697
  3274. 00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,055
  3275. [sniffs]
  3276.  
  3277. 698
  3278. 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:01,825
  3279. Okay.
  3280.  
  3281. 699
  3282. 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,895
  3283. [Hank] You're gonna go in there,
  3284. you're gonna tell her
  3285. you're a big success now,
  3286.  
  3287. 700
  3288. 00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:06,396
  3289. and that you want her back.
  3290.  
  3291. 701
  3292. 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:11,067
  3293. And why is she gonna believe
  3294. that I'm some big success now?
  3295.  
  3296. 702
  3297. 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:12,903
  3298. Because you got my IOU.
  3299.  
  3300. 703
  3301. 00:36:12,905 --> 00:36:16,940
  3302. -Yeah, written on my arm.
  3303. -[Zade] It sure is.
  3304.  
  3305. 704
  3306. 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:20,544
  3307. Okay. Then I'll take a photo.
  3308.  
  3309. 705
  3310. 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:24,047
  3311. I'll take a picture of your arm
  3312. and it'll act a legal note.
  3313.  
  3314. 706
  3315. 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:26,082
  3316. [Zade] Why don't you just
  3317. write him a check?
  3318.  
  3319. 707
  3320. 00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,987
  3321. Yep, okay.
  3322. What's your name, Kevin?
  3323.  
  3324. 708
  3325. 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:34,191
  3326. Uh, MacDonald. M-A-C, MacDonald.
  3327.  
  3328. 709
  3329. 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,495
  3330. All right. We're gonna
  3331. wait for you here.
  3332.  
  3333. 710
  3334. 00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:42,532
  3335. This is a bad idea.
  3336.  
  3337. 711
  3338. 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,502
  3339. -I mean--
  3340. -First of all,
  3341. it's not a bad idea.
  3342.  
  3343. 712
  3344. 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,270
  3345. Okay? And frankly,
  3346.  
  3347. 713
  3348. 00:36:47,272 --> 00:36:50,540
  3349. personally, I'm insulted
  3350. with your negativity.
  3351.  
  3352. 714
  3353. 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,042
  3354. You've gotta show this woman
  3355.  
  3356. 715
  3357. 00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:53,977
  3358. that you're invested
  3359. in her, man.
  3360.  
  3361. 716
  3362. 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:56,313
  3363. You can't just send her
  3364. a fucking email.
  3365.  
  3366. 717
  3367. 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:59,783
  3368. You gotta do something dramatic,
  3369. that's romantic.
  3370.  
  3371. 718
  3372. 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:00,917
  3373. Yeah, but...
  3374.  
  3375. 719
  3376. 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,253
  3377. it's just not normal.
  3378.  
  3379. 720
  3380. 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,757
  3381. Well, let me tell you something,
  3382. Kevin MacDonald.
  3383.  
  3384. 721
  3385. 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,093
  3386. All grand passions are abnormal.
  3387.  
  3388. 722
  3389. 00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:14,097
  3390. That's what makes them grand.
  3391.  
  3392. 723
  3393. 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:17,634
  3394. Go get 'em, kid.
  3395.  
  3396. 724
  3397. 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,637
  3398. [Kevin] Here goes nothing.
  3399.  
  3400. 725
  3401. 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,242
  3402. Hey, should we go with him?
  3403.  
  3404. 726
  3405. 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:28,211
  3406. [school bell rings]
  3407.  
  3408. 727
  3409. 00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:31,881
  3410. [indistinct chatter over PA]
  3411.  
  3412. 728
  3413. 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,483
  3414. Man, I hated school.
  3415.  
  3416. 729
  3417. 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:36,586
  3418. -Me too.
  3419. -I loved it.
  3420.  
  3421. 730
  3422. 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,121
  3423. Best time of my life.
  3424.  
  3425. 731
  3426. 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,523
  3427. Being a kid.
  3428.  
  3429. 732
  3430. 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:43,627
  3431. [announcer over PA system]
  3432.  
  3433. 733
  3434. 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:47,397
  3435. Is this whole trampolining thing
  3436. a ploy to get her back?
  3437.  
  3438. 734
  3439. 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:49,833
  3440. No.
  3441.  
  3442. 735
  3443. 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:52,335
  3444. -You know she didn't leave you
  3445. because of the blowjob.
  3446. -Shh, come on.
  3447.  
  3448. 736
  3449. 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:54,004
  3450. No, but she did.
  3451.  
  3452. 737
  3453. 00:37:54,006 --> 00:37:56,706
  3454. No. No one ever
  3455. leaves someone
  3456. because of sex.
  3457.  
  3458. 738
  3459. 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,643
  3460. What are you talking about?
  3461. People leave each other
  3462. all the time because of affairs.
  3463.  
  3464. 739
  3465. 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:02,946
  3466. They don't. They leave
  3467. because they don't
  3468. love each other enough.
  3469.  
  3470. 740
  3471. 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,015
  3472. And that's why
  3473. the affair happens.
  3474.  
  3475. 741
  3476. 00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:09,586
  3477. Well, I love Angie. Always have.
  3478.  
  3479. 742
  3480. 00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:12,722
  3481. -Not enough. You wouldn't have
  3482. gotten a blowjob if you did.
  3483. -[Hank clears his throat]
  3484.  
  3485. 743
  3486. 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:14,357
  3487. Here we go, game time.
  3488.  
  3489. 744
  3490. 00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:16,126
  3491. Can I help you?
  3492.  
  3493. 745
  3494. 00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:18,795
  3495. Uh, yeah. We're here to see
  3496. Angie Cooper.
  3497.  
  3498. 746
  3499. 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,063
  3500. And who are you?
  3501.  
  3502. 747
  3503. 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:22,065
  3504. I'm just a friend,
  3505. an old friend of hers.
  3506.  
  3507. 748
  3508. 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:23,300
  3509. And who are you two?
  3510.  
  3511. 749
  3512. 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,303
  3513. -We're new friends.
  3514. -[chuckles]
  3515.  
  3516. 750
  3517. 00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:29,973
  3518. I remember
  3519. the chairs being bigger.
  3520. Does everyone say that?
  3521.  
  3522. 751
  3523. 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:35,078
  3524. Miss Cooper isn't in today,
  3525. [clears throat] she's ill.
  3526.  
  3527. 752
  3528. 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,913
  3529. Oh, god. What's wrong with her?
  3530.  
  3531. 753
  3532. 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,449
  3533. Well, I can't divulge
  3534. personal information.
  3535.  
  3536. 754
  3537. 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,351
  3538. I'd be happy
  3539. to send her a message.
  3540.  
  3541. 755
  3542. 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:43,053
  3543. Great, yeah. If you could
  3544. just tell her that Kevin--
  3545.  
  3546. 756
  3547. 00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:45,522
  3548. No, no, that's fine.
  3549. Uh, I'll call her.
  3550.  
  3551. 757
  3552. 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,190
  3553. -Mmhmm.
  3554. -Thanks.
  3555.  
  3556. 758
  3557. 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,259
  3558. Lame.
  3559.  
  3560. 759
  3561. 00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:51,127
  3562. -Lovely school.
  3563. -Thank you.
  3564.  
  3565. 760
  3566. 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:57,634
  3567. ♪ I've got it made
  3568. I've got 'em bayin ♪
  3569.  
  3570. 761
  3571. 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,769
  3572. We're gonna spread out.
  3573.  
  3574. 762
  3575. 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:02,639
  3576. She's sick,
  3577. so she's vulnerable.
  3578.  
  3579. 763
  3580. 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:05,508
  3581. We need to put together
  3582. a care package that says
  3583. "I love you,"
  3584.  
  3585. 764
  3586. 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:09,179
  3587. that says "I'm gonna
  3588. look after you forever."
  3589.  
  3590. 765
  3591. 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:13,683
  3592. I'll take aisles one and two,
  3593. Kevin, three and four,
  3594. Zade, five and six.
  3595.  
  3596. 766
  3597. 00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:18,088
  3598. How long have you known him?
  3599.  
  3600. 767
  3601. 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,791
  3602. Nine hours, give or take.
  3603.  
  3604. 768
  3605. 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:29,132
  3606. [Kevin] You think this is
  3607. a good idea?
  3608.  
  3609. 769
  3610. 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:31,901
  3611. Wouldn't you think it was weird
  3612. if your ex showed up
  3613. at your house
  3614.  
  3615. 770
  3616. 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:34,504
  3617. with a stranger and a pros...
  3618.  
  3619. 771
  3620. 00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,741
  3621. [stammers] Another lady?
  3622.  
  3623. 772
  3624. 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,444
  3625. I'd probably find that weird.
  3626.  
  3627. 773
  3628. 00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:43,646
  3629. But that's also why I like it.
  3630.  
  3631. 774
  3632. 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:45,648
  3633. You'd like it?
  3634.  
  3635. 775
  3636. 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,183
  3637. Why not? Shows imagination.
  3638.  
  3639. 776
  3640. 00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:49,486
  3641. Maybe but Angie's not like you.
  3642.  
  3643. 777
  3644. 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,654
  3645. How is she different?
  3646.  
  3647. 778
  3648. 00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:54,824
  3649. I don't know. She just doesn't
  3650. talk about sex all the time.
  3651.  
  3652. 779
  3653. 00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:01,231
  3654. I get it. Holy shit.
  3655. You're a fucking prude.
  3656.  
  3657. 780
  3658. 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,200
  3659. -I'm not a prude.
  3660. -Then why do you squirm
  3661.  
  3662. 781
  3663. 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,603
  3664. at any mention
  3665. of anything sexual?
  3666.  
  3667. 782
  3668. 00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:08,071
  3669. Prudish.
  3670.  
  3671. 783
  3672. 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:11,007
  3673. Not prudish. I am not prudish.
  3674. Not at all.
  3675.  
  3676. 784
  3677. 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,409
  3678. Then prove it.
  3679.  
  3680. 785
  3681. 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:15,845
  3682. What are three words
  3683. that when put together
  3684. get nasty?
  3685.  
  3686. 786
  3687. 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:17,781
  3688. I'm not doing this.
  3689.  
  3690. 787
  3691. 00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:22,218
  3692. Puny. Blood. Fuck.
  3693.  
  3694. 788
  3695. 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:25,522
  3696. -Would you stop?
  3697. -Aw, you can't think of any?
  3698.  
  3699. 789
  3700. 00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:28,291
  3701. -Three words.
  3702. -I'm not playing, Zade.
  3703.  
  3704. 790
  3705. 00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:31,528
  3706. You are not very mad at me,
  3707. are you, Kev?
  3708.  
  3709. 791
  3710. 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:36,766
  3711. -Smelly poop truck.
  3712. -That's it!
  3713.  
  3714. 792
  3715. 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,868
  3716. Three more, disgust me.
  3717.  
  3718. 793
  3719. 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,505
  3720. You know, you're really smart,
  3721.  
  3722. 794
  3723. 00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:44,207
  3724. and really pretty,
  3725.  
  3726. 795
  3727. 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:46,476
  3728. you don't have
  3729. to be so aggressive.
  3730.  
  3731. 796
  3732. 00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:50,413
  3733. Ever raise your voice, Kevvo?
  3734.  
  3735. 797
  3736. 00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:54,150
  3737. Ever get mad and just let rip?
  3738.  
  3739. 798
  3740. 00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:57,520
  3741. Anal, lick, prolapse.
  3742.  
  3743. 799
  3744. 00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:58,955
  3745. Baggy, vag, mouse!
  3746.  
  3747. 800
  3748. 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,590
  3749. [thud] Oh!
  3750.  
  3751. 801
  3752. 00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:03,259
  3753. I'm really sorry,
  3754. I was just making a joke.
  3755.  
  3756. 802
  3757. 00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:05,228
  3758. Well, what was the joke?
  3759.  
  3760. 803
  3761. 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:07,597
  3762. Excuse me?
  3763.  
  3764. 804
  3765. 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,866
  3766. I didn't hear it.
  3767. What was the joke?
  3768.  
  3769. 805
  3770. 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:14,537
  3771. -Knock Knock.
  3772. -Who's there?
  3773.  
  3774. 806
  3775. 00:41:14,539 --> 00:41:15,905
  3776. Isabel.
  3777.  
  3778. 807
  3779. 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,140
  3780. Isabel who?
  3781.  
  3782. 808
  3783. 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,809
  3784. Isabel necessary
  3785. on that bicycle?
  3786.  
  3787. 809
  3788. 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,513
  3789. Shit, I'm sorry I even asked.
  3790.  
  3791. 810
  3792. 00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:29,285
  3793. [Zade] I thought that was funny.
  3794.  
  3795. 811
  3796. 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:43,733
  3797. [Kevin] We totally fell apart
  3798. back there.
  3799.  
  3800. 812
  3801. 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:46,769
  3802. -[Zade] I did not!
  3803. -[Kevin] No, you did.
  3804.  
  3805. 813
  3806. 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,838
  3807. Like a little girl.
  3808.  
  3809. 814
  3810. 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,641
  3811. And that isn't
  3812. technically a word by the way.
  3813.  
  3814. 815
  3815. 00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:54,043
  3816. Well, you're not
  3817. technically a businessman.
  3818.  
  3819. 816
  3820. 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,379
  3821. -Yes, I am.
  3822. -No, you're not.
  3823.  
  3824. 817
  3825. 00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:59,215
  3826. Look at you, you look
  3827. like a guy who cleans a pool.
  3828.  
  3829. 818
  3830. 00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:01,851
  3831. -Ew?
  3832. -She's right.
  3833.  
  3834. 819
  3835. 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,319
  3836. We gotta get you looking sharp.
  3837.  
  3838. 820
  3839. 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:05,622
  3840. Like Angie's idea
  3841. of an entrepreneur.
  3842.  
  3843. 821
  3844. 00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:07,757
  3845. Let's go shopping.
  3846.  
  3847. 822
  3848. 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:08,925
  3849. Come on.
  3850.  
  3851. 823
  3852. 00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:13,863
  3853. I'm doing this for you, Kev,
  3854. come on!
  3855.  
  3856. 824
  3857. 00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:22,972
  3858. [Zade] Is it true
  3859. what they say about guys
  3860. with medium-sized feet?
  3861.  
  3862. 825
  3863. 00:42:24,141 --> 00:42:26,276
  3864. [Hank] Zade, pick out a pair
  3865. if you want.
  3866.  
  3867. 826
  3868. 00:42:26,278 --> 00:42:28,444
  3869. No, thanks. Not really my style.
  3870.  
  3871. 827
  3872. 00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:30,747
  3873. Should I have
  3874. gotten Carl a suit?
  3875.  
  3876. 828
  3877. 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,449
  3878. You know what,
  3879. I haven't heard from Sandy.
  3880.  
  3881. 829
  3882. 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:37,287
  3883. All right,
  3884. so when she opens the door,
  3885. what should I say again?
  3886.  
  3887. 830
  3888. 00:42:39,623 --> 00:42:41,824
  3889. You're telling her
  3890. that you've succeeded.
  3891.  
  3892. 831
  3893. 00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:44,794
  3894. Okay? You're gonna
  3895. show her the check,
  3896. and that you're sorry.
  3897.  
  3898. 832
  3899. 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,731
  3900. That's... that's too strange.
  3901.  
  3902. 833
  3903. 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,936
  3904. All right. Tell her
  3905. that without her...
  3906.  
  3907. 834
  3908. 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:55,238
  3909. you're nothing but a shadow.
  3910.  
  3911. 835
  3912. 00:42:55,973 --> 00:42:57,006
  3913. Tell her that...
  3914.  
  3915. 836
  3916. 00:42:57,841 --> 00:42:58,875
  3917. your heart...
  3918.  
  3919. 837
  3920. 00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:02,412
  3921. is like a mold hedgehog...
  3922.  
  3923. 838
  3924. 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,981
  3925. smashed up against the blades
  3926. of a lawnmower.
  3927.  
  3928. 839
  3929. 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,384
  3930. Zade, what do you think
  3931. I should say?
  3932.  
  3933. 840
  3934. 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:12,922
  3935. Tell her you want
  3936. to much her pussy.
  3937.  
  3938. 841
  3939. 00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:17,794
  3940. -How's that fit?
  3941. -Oh...
  3942.  
  3943. 842
  3944. 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,063
  3945. It's a bit roomy.
  3946.  
  3947. 843
  3948. 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:22,865
  3949. Hey Zade, keep trying Sandy,
  3950. will you?
  3951.  
  3952. 844
  3953. 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:26,035
  3954. [Zade giggles] Hank, you need
  3955. a new phone.
  3956.  
  3957. 845
  3958. 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:30,673
  3959. Yeah, I'd go down half a size,
  3960. Kev, I mean, it all depends
  3961. on the choice of sock.
  3962.  
  3963. 846
  3964. 00:43:30,675 --> 00:43:32,842
  3965. [salesman] Yeah, I'll go down
  3966. half a size.
  3967.  
  3968. 847
  3969. 00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:33,943
  3970. I agree. Here.
  3971.  
  3972. 848
  3973. 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:37,347
  3974. What would you say?
  3975. Seriously, Zade.
  3976.  
  3977. 849
  3978. 00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:41,084
  3979. Maybe don't talk about yourself
  3980. so much.
  3981.  
  3982. 850
  3983. 00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:43,486
  3984. Tell her
  3985. that she's your miracle,
  3986.  
  3987. 851
  3988. 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:47,056
  3989. that without her
  3990. your life means nothing.
  3991.  
  3992. 852
  3993. 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:51,461
  3994. Tell her that she's
  3995. more beautiful than
  3996. a full moon in Montana
  3997.  
  3998. 853
  3999. 00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:53,730
  4000. or the poetry of Rumi,
  4001.  
  4002. 854
  4003. 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:58,835
  4004. or any other beautiful thing
  4005. that man or nature has yet made.
  4006.  
  4007. 855
  4008. 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:05,141
  4009. Tell her that she's a genius
  4010. of Einstein-ian proportions.
  4011.  
  4012. 856
  4013. 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,043
  4014. And that she's sexy,
  4015.  
  4016. 857
  4017. 00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:08,611
  4018. and does sexy well.
  4019.  
  4020. 858
  4021. 00:44:09,546 --> 00:44:14,317
  4022. And that you really, really,
  4023. really love her.
  4024.  
  4025. 859
  4026. 00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:23,960
  4027. Wow. Say, that was really...
  4028. it was really good.
  4029.  
  4030. 860
  4031. 00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:25,528
  4032. That's an handsome fit, sir.
  4033.  
  4034. 861
  4035. 00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:27,730
  4036. Great, we'll take 'em.
  4037.  
  4038. 862
  4039. 00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:32,935
  4040. [alarm beeping]
  4041.  
  4042. 863
  4043. 00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:34,003
  4044. Let's run for it.
  4045.  
  4046. 864
  4047. 00:44:34,538 --> 00:44:36,039
  4048. [salesman] Stop! Wait!
  4049.  
  4050. 865
  4051. 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:39,575
  4052. Come on, people! Come on!
  4053.  
  4054. 866
  4055. 00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:46,015
  4056. We got this.
  4057.  
  4058. 867
  4059. 00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:23,820
  4060. It wasn't the clerk's fault.
  4061.  
  4062. 868
  4063. 00:45:23,822 --> 00:45:26,389
  4064. Those plastic tags are
  4065. a nuisance.
  4066.  
  4067. 869
  4068. 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:30,893
  4069. But a straight razor gives us
  4070. a concealed weapon.
  4071.  
  4072. 870
  4073. 00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:34,564
  4074. I have a collection.
  4075. That's an antique.
  4076.  
  4077. 871
  4078. 00:45:34,566 --> 00:45:36,499
  4079. That doesn't mean
  4080. that you can carry it.
  4081.  
  4082. 872
  4083. 00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:38,634
  4084. I sincerely apologize, Officers.
  4085.  
  4086. 873
  4087. 00:45:38,636 --> 00:45:41,070
  4088. Look, you have to understand
  4089. where we're coming from.
  4090.  
  4091. 874
  4092. 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:44,574
  4093. You were running through a place
  4094. of business with a weapon.
  4095.  
  4096. 875
  4097. 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,642
  4098. It was all part
  4099. of a romantic gesture.
  4100.  
  4101. 876
  4102. 00:45:46,644 --> 00:45:49,245
  4103. My... my friend here lost
  4104. his true love.
  4105.  
  4106. 877
  4107. 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,749
  4108. We're giving him a makeover.
  4109. He's gonna win her back.
  4110.  
  4111. 878
  4112. 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,050
  4113. Come on, guys.
  4114.  
  4115. 879
  4116. 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,655
  4117. I'm not against
  4118. romantic gestures per se.
  4119.  
  4120. 880
  4121. 00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,891
  4122. It's true. He's not.
  4123.  
  4124. 881
  4125. 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:04,761
  4126. Officer, it was
  4127. a misunderstanding, come on.
  4128.  
  4129. 882
  4130. 00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:09,899
  4131. I'm moved by your argument.
  4132.  
  4133. 883
  4134. 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:12,468
  4135. So I'm gonna let you go
  4136. with a warning.
  4137.  
  4138. 884
  4139. 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:13,970
  4140. But we're gonna keep the razor.
  4141.  
  4142. 885
  4143. 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,105
  4144. Thank you, Officers.
  4145.  
  4146. 886
  4147. 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,508
  4148. Give love, get love, sir.
  4149.  
  4150. 887
  4151. 00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:19,909
  4152. Can I give you a hug?
  4153.  
  4154. 888
  4155. 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:29,886
  4156. Now that's unfortunate.
  4157.  
  4158. 889
  4159. 00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:37,760
  4160. [siren blaring]
  4161.  
  4162. 890
  4163. 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,334
  4164. [Zade] I can't believe
  4165. they couldn't look
  4166. the other way.
  4167.  
  4168. 891
  4169. 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:47,603
  4170. [Kevin] Drugs are drugs,
  4171. they couldn't have looked
  4172. the other way.
  4173.  
  4174. 892
  4175. 00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:50,106
  4176. [Zade] You're
  4177. such a fucking prude.
  4178.  
  4179. 893
  4180. 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:51,407
  4181. [Kevin] Where are we going?
  4182.  
  4183. 894
  4184. 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:53,342
  4185. [Zade] I need shoes.
  4186.  
  4187. 895
  4188. 00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:54,944
  4189. [Zade] Hang out in the car.
  4190.  
  4191. 896
  4192. 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,179
  4193. [Kevin] Where are we?
  4194.  
  4195. 897
  4196. 00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,880
  4197. [Zade] Look, wait in the car.
  4198. I'll be back in a minute.
  4199.  
  4200. 898
  4201. 00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:00,249
  4202. Zade?
  4203.  
  4204. 899
  4205. 00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:02,451
  4206. Is this your brothel?
  4207.  
  4208. 900
  4209. 00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:04,253
  4210. No-one says brothel.
  4211.  
  4212. 901
  4213. 00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:14,831
  4214. Jesus, Zade.
  4215. What the hell
  4216. are you doing?
  4217.  
  4218. 902
  4219. 00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:20,136
  4220. [whistling]
  4221.  
  4222. 903
  4223. 00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:22,738
  4224. [Kevin] You fucker.
  4225.  
  4226. 904
  4227. 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,513
  4228. Come on, Zade.
  4229.  
  4230. 905
  4231. 00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:39,155
  4232. Jesus, they're all at it.
  4233.  
  4234. 906
  4235. 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,093
  4236. [whispers] What the fuck!
  4237.  
  4238. 907
  4239. 00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:46,996
  4240. Fuck it.
  4241.  
  4242. 908
  4243. 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:17,593
  4244. [whistling]
  4245.  
  4246. 909
  4247. 00:48:27,271 --> 00:48:28,704
  4248. [Kevin] Where are you, Zade?
  4249.  
  4250. 910
  4251. 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:32,308
  4252. May I help you?
  4253.  
  4254. 911
  4255. 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,709
  4256. No, no.
  4257.  
  4258. 912
  4259. 00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:36,746
  4260. I'm here to see Zade.
  4261.  
  4262. 913
  4263. 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:39,849
  4264. -Zade?
  4265. -Yeah. Zade. Uh...
  4266.  
  4267. 914
  4268. 00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:42,018
  4269. I think she works here.
  4270.  
  4271. 915
  4272. 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,219
  4273. Well, that's funny
  4274.  
  4275. 916
  4276. 00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:46,555
  4277. 'cause it's just my family
  4278. as far as I know
  4279.  
  4280. 917
  4281. 00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:49,125
  4282. and, well, some might
  4283. call that work, I--
  4284.  
  4285. 918
  4286. 00:48:49,127 --> 00:48:50,593
  4287. Sorry, um...
  4288.  
  4289. 919
  4290. 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:52,828
  4291. Must be the wrong address.
  4292.  
  4293. 920
  4294. 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,697
  4295. [Zade] Kev?
  4296.  
  4297. 921
  4298. 00:48:55,532 --> 00:48:57,700
  4299. I told you to wait in the car.
  4300.  
  4301. 922
  4302. 00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:59,001
  4303. I'll be down in a minute.
  4304.  
  4305. 923
  4306. 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,173
  4307. I think you should come in.
  4308.  
  4309. 924
  4310. 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:18,554
  4311. Okay. Lemon juice,
  4312. sugar and water.
  4313.  
  4314. 925
  4315. 00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:21,023
  4316. Tell me if it needs
  4317. anything else.
  4318.  
  4319. 926
  4320. 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,660
  4321. And how exactly
  4322. do you know Millie?
  4323.  
  4324. 927
  4325. 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:27,263
  4326. Millie?
  4327.  
  4328. 928
  4329. 00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:30,766
  4330. Uh, Millicent, my daughter.
  4331.  
  4332. 929
  4333. 00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,402
  4334. Oh. Um...
  4335.  
  4336. 930
  4337. 00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:35,104
  4338. We met through a mutual friend.
  4339.  
  4340. 931
  4341. 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:38,107
  4342. -Mutual friend.
  4343. -Uh, work friend, really.
  4344.  
  4345. 932
  4346. 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:42,278
  4347. [chuckles] Kevin,
  4348. are you a rider, too?
  4349.  
  4350. 933
  4351. 00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:43,779
  4352. No.
  4353.  
  4354. 934
  4355. 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:47,016
  4356. Well, what is it exactly
  4357. that you do?
  4358.  
  4359. 935
  4360. 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:49,552
  4361. I'm in construction.
  4362.  
  4363. 936
  4364. 00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:53,155
  4365. Mmm. My daughter knows people
  4366. in construction?
  4367.  
  4368. 937
  4369. 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:56,726
  4370. Well, a mutual friend
  4371. through party and then,
  4372.  
  4373. 938
  4374. 00:49:56,728 --> 00:49:59,428
  4375. and Millie was there.
  4376.  
  4377. 939
  4378. 00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:00,930
  4379. Was Monique there?
  4380.  
  4381. 940
  4382. 00:50:01,264 --> 00:50:02,298
  4383. No.
  4384.  
  4385. 941
  4386. 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:08,137
  4387. Monique is a friend of Millie's.
  4388. Great tits.
  4389.  
  4390. 942
  4391. 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:11,941
  4392. She used to come over
  4393. and do backstrokes in our pool
  4394. every afternoon.
  4395.  
  4396. 943
  4397. 00:50:11,943 --> 00:50:14,210
  4398. What a lovely way
  4399. to spend an hour.
  4400.  
  4401. 944
  4402. 00:50:14,212 --> 00:50:18,214
  4403. Watching her tits go up
  4404. and down the pool.
  4405.  
  4406. 945
  4407. 00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:21,951
  4408. Up and down, and flopping down.
  4409.  
  4410. 946
  4411. 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,355
  4412. I'm actually getting out
  4413. of construction. Uh...
  4414.  
  4415. 947
  4416. 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,723
  4417. Gonna start my own business.
  4418.  
  4419. 948
  4420. 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,291
  4421. I'm gonna call it
  4422. "Trampoline World."
  4423.  
  4424. 949
  4425. 00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:32,561
  4426. It's gonna be
  4427. this amusement park
  4428. in the warehouse district.
  4429.  
  4430. 950
  4431. 00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:35,231
  4432. We're gonna have
  4433. Sky Slam basketball,
  4434.  
  4435. 951
  4436. 00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:36,866
  4437. uh, foam pits.
  4438.  
  4439. 952
  4440. 00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:39,802
  4441. -We actually have a lot of--
  4442. -Kevin, there's nothing wrong
  4443. with construction.
  4444.  
  4445. 953
  4446. 00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:41,704
  4447. We should split.
  4448.  
  4449. 954
  4450. 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:43,305
  4451. If you'd like
  4452. I could send you
  4453. some literature.
  4454.  
  4455. 955
  4456. 00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:46,342
  4457. Trampolining is one
  4458. of the fastest growing sports
  4459. in America.
  4460.  
  4461. 956
  4462. 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:49,578
  4463. It actually just got featured
  4464. in Delta's Sky magazine.
  4465.  
  4466. 957
  4467. 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,614
  4468. Our friend's been arrested,
  4469. we should go.
  4470.  
  4471. 958
  4472. 00:50:51,616 --> 00:50:54,016
  4473. -[Ted] Arrested, for what?
  4474. -Drugs.
  4475.  
  4476. 959
  4477. 00:50:54,018 --> 00:50:57,787
  4478. [chuckles] Millie has
  4479. such colorful friends.
  4480.  
  4481. 960
  4482. 00:50:57,789 --> 00:50:59,722
  4483. What's Monique doing these days?
  4484.  
  4485. 961
  4486. 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,057
  4487. Okay, let's go.
  4488.  
  4489. 962
  4490. 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:04,994
  4491. Thank you for the lemon stuff.
  4492.  
  4493. 963
  4494. 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,532
  4495. -[Zade] Shut up.
  4496. -[Kevin] I didn't say anything.
  4497.  
  4498. 964
  4499. 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:11,867
  4500. -You were thinking it.
  4501. -Nope.
  4502.  
  4503. 965
  4504. 00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:16,605
  4505. [Zade] I'm not a liar, I just
  4506. don't feel the need to tell
  4507. everyone everything.
  4508.  
  4509. 966
  4510. 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:18,040
  4511. [Kevin] Okay.
  4512.  
  4513. 967
  4514. 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:20,276
  4515. -[Zade] Don't judge me.
  4516. -[Kevin] I'm not.
  4517.  
  4518. 968
  4519. 00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:22,912
  4520. [Kevin] You have
  4521. a beautiful home.
  4522.  
  4523. 969
  4524. 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:27,483
  4525. It's really nice.
  4526.  
  4527. 970
  4528. 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:35,091
  4529. You really shouldn't be
  4530. doing this, you know?
  4531.  
  4532. 971
  4533. 00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:38,260
  4534. I mean, any guy
  4535. with half a brain
  4536. would call you back.
  4537.  
  4538. 972
  4539. 00:51:39,162 --> 00:51:41,130
  4540. You could have,
  4541. like a really great job.
  4542.  
  4543. 973
  4544. 00:51:41,798 --> 00:51:43,132
  4545. I have a job.
  4546.  
  4547. 974
  4548. 00:51:43,967 --> 00:51:46,235
  4549. Yeah, but it's... it's dirty.
  4550.  
  4551. 975
  4552. 00:51:47,671 --> 00:51:49,305
  4553. It's not like you need
  4554. the money.
  4555.  
  4556. 976
  4557. 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:53,642
  4558. Are you fucking kidding me?
  4559.  
  4560. 977
  4561. 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:55,945
  4562. -What?
  4563. -You are judging me, asshole!
  4564.  
  4565. 978
  4566. 00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:58,881
  4567. The only reason you're
  4568. going through with any of this
  4569. is because of that check.
  4570.  
  4571. 979
  4572. 00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:03,219
  4573. Oh, and who is it that charges
  4574. a thousand dollars an hour
  4575. for their company?
  4576.  
  4577. 980
  4578. 00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:04,687
  4579. Parasites!
  4580.  
  4581. 981
  4582. 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,722
  4583. Yeah, well, at least I'm not
  4584. pretending to be something
  4585. I'm not.
  4586.  
  4587. 982
  4588. 00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:10,025
  4589. Pretending to be some kind
  4590. of hooker or something,
  4591. it's rude to hookers.
  4592.  
  4593. 983
  4594. 00:52:10,027 --> 00:52:11,894
  4595. People don't work at McDonalds
  4596.  
  4597. 984
  4598. 00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,896
  4599. because they like it,
  4600. it's a job!
  4601.  
  4602. 985
  4603. 00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:16,532
  4604. -Your slumming
  4605. in it is bullshit.
  4606. -Fuck you.
  4607.  
  4608. 986
  4609. 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:19,135
  4610. Tourist.
  4611.  
  4612. 987
  4613. 00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,838
  4614. I'm going to get Hank,
  4615. I'm driving him home,
  4616.  
  4617. 988
  4618. 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,541
  4619. and then this whole
  4620. fucking shit is over.
  4621.  
  4622. 989
  4623. 00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:32,181
  4624. [duo singing] ♪ Nobody knows
  4625.  
  4626. 990
  4627. 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,350
  4628. [man 1 solo]
  4629. ♪ The trouble I've seen
  4630.  
  4631. 991
  4632. 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:35,818
  4633. -[man 2] Let's try that
  4634. one more time.
  4635. -[man 1] Okay.
  4636.  
  4637. 992
  4638. 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:38,220
  4639. [man 2] No! Okay.
  4640. One, two, three, four.
  4641.  
  4642. 993
  4643. 00:52:38,222 --> 00:52:43,359
  4644. [duo singing] ♪ Nobody knows
  4645. The trouble I've seen ♪
  4646.  
  4647. 994
  4648. 00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:46,195
  4649. Fuck, we're good at this, man.
  4650. We should take this on the road.
  4651.  
  4652. 995
  4653. 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:48,097
  4654. -[man 1] You and me.
  4655. -[man 2] Enough of this shit.
  4656.  
  4657. 996
  4658. 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:56,805
  4659. Hey, isn't there something
  4660. we could do to expedite this?
  4661.  
  4662. 997
  4663. 00:52:56,807 --> 00:52:58,874
  4664. And who might you be?
  4665.  
  4666. 998
  4667. 00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:02,578
  4668. Um, I was hired by him.
  4669.  
  4670. 999
  4671. 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:06,949
  4672. Lawyer?
  4673.  
  4674. 1000
  4675. 00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:09,485
  4676. No. Personal adviser.
  4677.  
  4678. 1001
  4679. 00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:13,389
  4680. Well, you need a lawyer
  4681. to be your personal adviser
  4682. in here.
  4683.  
  4684. 1002
  4685. 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,625
  4686. Why don't you take a seat,
  4687. and then the judge will see him
  4688. in an hour or so?
  4689.  
  4690. 1003
  4691. 00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:18,561
  4692. Keep smiling.
  4693.  
  4694. 1004
  4695. 00:53:21,631 --> 00:53:25,167
  4696. [man on PA]
  4697. No physical body contact
  4698. beyond initial
  4699.  
  4700. 1005
  4701. 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:27,803
  4702. and supporting embrace
  4703. will be tolerated,
  4704.  
  4705. 1006
  4706. 00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:30,472
  4707. and will result in termination
  4708. of the visit.
  4709.  
  4710. 1007
  4711. 00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:39,014
  4712. [man on PA continues]
  4713.  
  4714. 1008
  4715. 00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:40,182
  4716. You like barbecue?
  4717.  
  4718. 1009
  4719. 00:53:41,117 --> 00:53:43,686
  4720. Might as well talk
  4721. since we're stuck here.
  4722.  
  4723. 1010
  4724. 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:44,920
  4725. My name's Sonny.
  4726.  
  4727. 1011
  4728. 00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:47,456
  4729. I'm Zade.
  4730.  
  4731. 1012
  4732. 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:51,126
  4733. Hey man, why don't you just
  4734. give her a break, okay?
  4735. She's had a tough day.
  4736.  
  4737. 1013
  4738. 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,395
  4739. Zade, why not come sit here?
  4740.  
  4741. 1014
  4742. 00:53:55,665 --> 00:53:57,333
  4743. I'm fine, thank you.
  4744.  
  4745. 1015
  4746. 00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:00,669
  4747. She's fine, thank you.
  4748.  
  4749. 1016
  4750. 00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:06,442
  4751. So, I got this sauce called
  4752. "Smokin but not Broken"
  4753.  
  4754. 1017
  4755. 00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:08,344
  4756. Hey, don't, don't do that.
  4757. Don't touch her leg.
  4758.  
  4759. 1018
  4760. 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:11,080
  4761. It's not okay to touch...
  4762. people you don't know.
  4763.  
  4764. 1019
  4765. 00:54:11,082 --> 00:54:13,482
  4766. [man on PA]
  4767. Occasional hand-holding
  4768. is acceptable.
  4769.  
  4770. 1020
  4771. 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:17,119
  4772. Whoa there, brother. I didn't
  4773. even know y'all were together.
  4774.  
  4775. 1021
  4776. 00:54:18,622 --> 00:54:21,323
  4777. We don't have to be together
  4778. to care about each other.
  4779.  
  4780. 1022
  4781. 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:25,294
  4782. I'm waiting in the car.
  4783.  
  4784. 1023
  4785. 00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:33,235
  4786. It's not okay
  4787. to touch people
  4788. you don't know?
  4789.  
  4790. 1024
  4791. 00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:37,439
  4792. So what kinda stuff
  4793. do you write?
  4794.  
  4795. 1025
  4796. 00:54:38,742 --> 00:54:40,175
  4797. Stories.
  4798.  
  4799. 1026
  4800. 00:54:40,977 --> 00:54:43,445
  4801. Short ones mostly.
  4802.  
  4803. 1027
  4804. 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:48,317
  4805. I'm writing one now
  4806. about this woman who is
  4807. having an affair with this guy,
  4808.  
  4809. 1028
  4810. 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:51,520
  4811. and then she finds out
  4812. that she is only one of many.
  4813.  
  4814. 1029
  4815. 00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:54,423
  4816. It's called
  4817. "The other 'other' woman."
  4818.  
  4819. 1030
  4820. 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,527
  4821. I think you'd be a good writer.
  4822.  
  4823. 1031
  4824. 00:55:00,697 --> 00:55:02,298
  4825. -You do?
  4826. -Sure.
  4827.  
  4828. 1032
  4829. 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:03,766
  4830. Why?
  4831.  
  4832. 1033
  4833. 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:04,967
  4834. 'Cause you take chances,
  4835.  
  4836. 1034
  4837. 00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,735
  4838. you say things
  4839. other people won't.
  4840.  
  4841. 1035
  4842. 00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:08,804
  4843. You're different.
  4844.  
  4845. 1036
  4846. 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,472
  4847. You should feel good
  4848. about who you are.
  4849.  
  4850. 1037
  4851. 00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:15,311
  4852. [man] It's the death of romance.
  4853.  
  4854. 1038
  4855. 00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:20,582
  4856. We're living through the murder
  4857. of romance.
  4858.  
  4859. 1039
  4860. 00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:23,452
  4861. -Get it?
  4862. -I get you. Yeah.
  4863.  
  4864. 1040
  4865. 00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:26,922
  4866. When you're in love,
  4867. people do things
  4868. they normally wouldn't.
  4869.  
  4870. 1041
  4871. 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:30,059
  4872. I was sitting there, imagining
  4873. the rest of our lives together.
  4874.  
  4875. 1042
  4876. 00:55:30,061 --> 00:55:32,728
  4877. We get a villa in Italy,
  4878.  
  4879. 1043
  4880. 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:36,065
  4881. she makes the lunch,
  4882. I till the land.
  4883.  
  4884. 1044
  4885. 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:40,069
  4886. Our kids are running
  4887. through the sunflower field.
  4888.  
  4889. 1045
  4890. 00:55:41,938 --> 00:55:43,505
  4891. That's fucking beautiful.
  4892.  
  4893. 1046
  4894. 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,773
  4895. Yeah.
  4896.  
  4897. 1047
  4898. 00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:50,412
  4899. [Kevin] There will be
  4900. trampolines everywhere.
  4901.  
  4902. 1048
  4903. 00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:55,150
  4904. People bouncing around,
  4905. just good clean American fun,
  4906. you know?
  4907.  
  4908. 1049
  4909. 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:59,421
  4910. You're a very strange person,
  4911. Kevin MacDonald.
  4912.  
  4913. 1050
  4914. 00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:02,491
  4915. There is gonna be
  4916. a juice bar over there.
  4917.  
  4918. 1051
  4919. 00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:04,526
  4920. A juice bar is not sexy.
  4921.  
  4922. 1052
  4923. 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:07,496
  4924. -It's not meant to be sexy.
  4925. -Well, then people aren't
  4926. gonna come.
  4927.  
  4928. 1053
  4929. 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:09,765
  4930. What are you calling it?
  4931.  
  4932. 1054
  4933. 00:56:11,935 --> 00:56:13,102
  4934. Trampoline World.
  4935.  
  4936. 1055
  4937. 00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:16,338
  4938. No, you're not calling it that.
  4939.  
  4940. 1056
  4941. 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,140
  4942. All right,
  4943. what would you call it?
  4944.  
  4945. 1057
  4946. 00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:20,476
  4947. -Call it "Tramps."
  4948. -I like it.
  4949.  
  4950. 1058
  4951. 00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:23,779
  4952. Get one of those big,
  4953. fluorescent signs.
  4954.  
  4955. 1059
  4956. 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:28,717
  4957. Maybe a bouncing stiletto,
  4958. slowly filling up
  4959. with champagne.
  4960.  
  4961. 1060
  4962. 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,785
  4963. -Nice.
  4964. -You know?
  4965.  
  4966. 1061
  4967. 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:31,253
  4968. And light bulbs for bubbles.
  4969.  
  4970. 1062
  4971. 00:56:31,255 --> 00:56:33,555
  4972. You see, you are a good writer.
  4973.  
  4974. 1063
  4975. 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:36,258
  4976. No, I'm not. I just...
  4977.  
  4978. 1064
  4979. 00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:38,594
  4980. write stuff that happens to me.
  4981.  
  4982. 1065
  4983. 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:44,600
  4984. So, you're
  4985. the "Other 'other' woman"?
  4986.  
  4987. 1066
  4988. 00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:49,671
  4989. Don't look at me
  4990. with those sad dog eyes,
  4991. I knew what I was doing.
  4992.  
  4993. 1067
  4994. 00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:53,275
  4995. I bet it was real interesting.
  4996.  
  4997. 1068
  4998. 00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:55,644
  4999. How would you know?
  5000.  
  5001. 1069
  5002. 00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:59,047
  5003. Oh, right,
  5004. because roofers don't read.
  5005.  
  5006. 1070
  5007. 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:02,851
  5008. But if I did read,
  5009. I'd rather read
  5010. about the rich girl who lies
  5011.  
  5012. 1071
  5013. 00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:05,287
  5014. than the prostitute.
  5015.  
  5016. 1072
  5017. 00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:07,790
  5018. And prostitutes are sad.
  5019.  
  5020. 1073
  5021. 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,059
  5022. You're rude,
  5023.  
  5024. 1074
  5025. 00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:12,995
  5026. and angry,
  5027.  
  5028. 1075
  5029. 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:16,165
  5030. and... really, really spoiled
  5031.  
  5032. 1076
  5033. 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:19,168
  5034. but... you're not sad.
  5035.  
  5036. 1077
  5037. 00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:24,873
  5038. And you're narcissistic,
  5039.  
  5040. 1078
  5041. 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,341
  5042. and indulgent,
  5043.  
  5044. 1079
  5045. 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:29,778
  5046. but you're not stupid.
  5047.  
  5048. 1080
  5049. 00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:32,581
  5050. Thank you.
  5051.  
  5052. 1081
  5053. 00:57:36,152 --> 00:57:37,286
  5054. What is that?
  5055.  
  5056. 1082
  5057. 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:40,022
  5058. A harmonica.
  5059.  
  5060. 1083
  5061. 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:41,924
  5062. -Really?
  5063. -Mmm.
  5064.  
  5065. 1084
  5066. 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:43,292
  5067. But it's so small.
  5068.  
  5069. 1085
  5070. 00:57:44,093 --> 00:57:46,395
  5071. -Does it play?
  5072. -Yeah, it does.
  5073.  
  5074. 1086
  5075. 00:57:49,432 --> 00:57:50,432
  5076. Wow.
  5077.  
  5078. 1087
  5079. 00:57:53,036 --> 00:57:56,271
  5080. We should probably go hang.
  5081.  
  5082. 1088
  5083. 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,773
  5084. Okay.
  5085.  
  5086. 1089
  5087. 00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:04,413
  5088. Anybody got the time over there?
  5089.  
  5090. 1090
  5091. 00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:07,950
  5092. You working up there? [laughs]
  5093.  
  5094. 1091
  5095. 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:09,885
  5096. [harmonica music playing]
  5097.  
  5098. 1092
  5099. 00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:21,897
  5100. So...
  5101.  
  5102. 1093
  5103. 00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:24,633
  5104. What's a prolapse?
  5105.  
  5106. 1094
  5107. 00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:28,403
  5108. [giggles]
  5109.  
  5110. 1095
  5111. 00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:31,607
  5112. It's when either your anus
  5113.  
  5114. 1096
  5115. 00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:36,512
  5116. or your vagina are pushed
  5117. inside out of your body.
  5118.  
  5119. 1097
  5120. 00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:40,949
  5121. That's a good word.
  5122.  
  5123. 1098
  5124. 00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:48,724
  5125. [horn blaring]
  5126.  
  5127. 1099
  5128. 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,593
  5129. Sorry.
  5130.  
  5131. 1100
  5132. 00:58:56,666 --> 00:59:00,869
  5133. I never had any kids.
  5134. I always wanted 'em though.
  5135.  
  5136. 1101
  5137. 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,372
  5138. -How come?
  5139. -Ah, she wanted to wait.
  5140.  
  5141. 1102
  5142. 00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:05,807
  5143. How dumb am I, huh?
  5144.  
  5145. 1103
  5146. 00:59:05,809 --> 00:59:08,977
  5147. You know, I was never once
  5148. unfaithful to her. Not once.
  5149.  
  5150. 1104
  5151. 00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:12,314
  5152. Nah, I loved her wholly,
  5153.  
  5154. 1105
  5155. 00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:14,850
  5156. unabashedly from
  5157. the first day
  5158. I met her.
  5159.  
  5160. 1106
  5161. 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:19,254
  5162. She was my everything.
  5163.  
  5164. 1107
  5165. 00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:22,558
  5166. Did she find someone else?
  5167.  
  5168. 1108
  5169. 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,359
  5170. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
  5171.  
  5172. 1109
  5173. 00:59:25,261 --> 00:59:27,195
  5174. She said I was
  5175. an emotional cripple.
  5176.  
  5177. 1110
  5178. 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:30,532
  5179. That she couldn't remember
  5180. what she loved about me
  5181. in the first place.
  5182.  
  5183. 1111
  5184. 00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:33,936
  5185. People make out like women are
  5186. the romantics but it's not true.
  5187.  
  5188. 1112
  5189. 00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:37,406
  5190. We're the knights,
  5191. the last of the noble breed.
  5192.  
  5193. 1113
  5194. 00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:40,676
  5195. I'm gonna die today.
  5196.  
  5197. 1114
  5198. 00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:44,646
  5199. Who's after you?
  5200.  
  5201. 1115
  5202. 00:59:46,649 --> 00:59:47,583
  5203. No one.
  5204.  
  5205. 1116
  5206. 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,856
  5207. Well, you let me know...
  5208. if somebody's after you,
  5209. because I got a guy for that.
  5210.  
  5211. 1117
  5212. 00:59:56,392 --> 00:59:59,194
  5213. [guard]
  5214. [buzzing]
  5215.  
  5216. 1118
  5217. 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,363
  5218. Well, looks
  5219. like I'm sprung, kid.
  5220.  
  5221. 1119
  5222. 01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:04,266
  5223. Good luck to you.
  5224.  
  5225. 1120
  5226. 01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:05,634
  5227. Keep it in your pants.
  5228.  
  5229. 1121
  5230. 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:09,671
  5231. Thank you, sir.
  5232.  
  5233. 1122
  5234. 01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,074
  5235. Mes ami, superb.
  5236.  
  5237. 1123
  5238. 01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:13,942
  5239. [Zade] Salut Monsieur.
  5240.  
  5241. 1124
  5242. 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:15,611
  5243. The happy band are
  5244. back together.
  5245.  
  5246. 1125
  5247. 01:00:16,312 --> 01:00:17,613
  5248. Was it terrible in jail?
  5249.  
  5250. 1126
  5251. 01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:20,015
  5252. Ah, it was okay.
  5253. I met a nice kid.
  5254.  
  5255. 1127
  5256. 01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:22,384
  5257. Oh, yeah? What was he in for?
  5258.  
  5259. 1128
  5260. 01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:24,920
  5261. He masturbated
  5262. on some girl in a bus.
  5263.  
  5264. 1129
  5265. 01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:26,855
  5266. [Kevin] Jesus.
  5267.  
  5268. 1130
  5269. 01:00:26,857 --> 01:00:28,624
  5270. Yeah, he got carried away.
  5271.  
  5272. 1131
  5273. 01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:31,660
  5274. I'd rather someone could come
  5275. on me than a booger.
  5276.  
  5277. 1132
  5278. 01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:34,930
  5279. -What?
  5280. -It's sterile. It's straight
  5281. from the testes.
  5282.  
  5283. 1133
  5284. 01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:36,331
  5285. Booger is a waste.
  5286.  
  5287. 1134
  5288. 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,333
  5289. I bet you think
  5290. a blowjob is fine
  5291.  
  5292. 1135
  5293. 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,602
  5294. but you wouldn't blow your nose
  5295. in a girl's mouth.
  5296.  
  5297. 1136
  5298. 01:00:40,604 --> 01:00:43,939
  5299. Enough! Let's go
  5300. find this Annie.
  5301.  
  5302. 1137
  5303. 01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:46,108
  5304. Let's just go home, Hank.
  5305. I think we're done for the day--
  5306.  
  5307. 1138
  5308. 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:48,110
  5309. No. No way. I'm not
  5310. giving up now.
  5311.  
  5312. 1139
  5313. 01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:49,645
  5314. Hank, I-- I really don't mind.
  5315.  
  5316. 1140
  5317. 01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:52,381
  5318. Well, I do mind.
  5319. I just wasted
  5320. half my day in jail.
  5321.  
  5322. 1141
  5323. 01:00:52,383 --> 01:00:53,649
  5324. I'm finding Annie.
  5325.  
  5326. 1142
  5327. 01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:55,484
  5328. It's Angie.
  5329.  
  5330. 1143
  5331. 01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:57,853
  5332. It doesn't matter
  5333. what her name is.
  5334. I'm finding her.
  5335.  
  5336. 1144
  5337. 01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,521
  5338. Maybe we could just take
  5339. like small break.
  5340.  
  5341. 1145
  5342. 01:00:59,523 --> 01:01:03,225
  5343. No. Look, something's gotta
  5344. work here, okay?
  5345.  
  5346. 1146
  5347. 01:01:03,227 --> 01:01:05,961
  5348. I mean, love...
  5349. it has to mean something.
  5350.  
  5351. 1147
  5352. 01:01:06,362 --> 01:01:07,763
  5353. I need to know
  5354.  
  5355. 1148
  5356. 01:01:07,765 --> 01:01:11,533
  5357. that in this world it's not just
  5358. pure, disappointing shit.
  5359.  
  5360. 1149
  5361. 01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:13,168
  5362. And I don't care
  5363. what you two do,
  5364.  
  5365. 1150
  5366. 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,436
  5367. but I'm going to Annie's.
  5368.  
  5369. 1151
  5370. 01:01:14,804 --> 01:01:16,004
  5371. I got a plan.
  5372.  
  5373. 1152
  5374. 01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:20,709
  5375. Andale.
  5376.  
  5377. 1153
  5378. 01:01:29,652 --> 01:01:30,986
  5379. [Kevin] Just up here
  5380. on the left.
  5381.  
  5382. 1154
  5383. 01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:34,423
  5384. Maybe we should just ring
  5385. the doorbell.
  5386.  
  5387. 1155
  5388. 01:01:34,425 --> 01:01:36,525
  5389. You said she won't talk to you.
  5390.  
  5391. 1156
  5392. 01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:39,227
  5393. -So, what are we doing here?
  5394. -Waiting?
  5395.  
  5396. 1157
  5397. 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:42,197
  5398. -For what?
  5399. -For someone to let us in.
  5400.  
  5401. 1158
  5402. 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,999
  5403. Burglars don't have balloons.
  5404.  
  5405. 1159
  5406. 01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:49,538
  5407. I gotta piss. Hold on
  5408. to these, will you?
  5409.  
  5410. 1160
  5411. 01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:51,373
  5412. What...
  5413.  
  5414. 1161
  5415. 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:54,676
  5416. This is a bad idea.
  5417.  
  5418. 1162
  5419. 01:01:54,678 --> 01:01:56,878
  5420. -Why?
  5421. -You don't even like her.
  5422.  
  5423. 1163
  5424. 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,980
  5425. You're just caught up
  5426. in the obsession.
  5427.  
  5428. 1164
  5429. 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:04,720
  5430. You think you're in love
  5431. but it's just this stab
  5432. of rejection.
  5433.  
  5434. 1165
  5435. 01:02:06,589 --> 01:02:08,390
  5436. Do you wanna be with her?
  5437.  
  5438. 1166
  5439. 01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:10,525
  5440. Really, with her?
  5441.  
  5442. 1167
  5443. 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,402
  5444. I'm going in.
  5445.  
  5446. 1168
  5447. 01:02:21,637 --> 01:02:23,638
  5448. Why? What's so great about her?
  5449.  
  5450. 1169
  5451. 01:02:26,709 --> 01:02:28,477
  5452. You don't have anything to say?
  5453.  
  5454. 1170
  5455. 01:02:30,113 --> 01:02:31,079
  5456. Okay.
  5457.  
  5458. 1171
  5459. 01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:33,081
  5460. Well, good luck with that.
  5461.  
  5462. 1172
  5463. 01:02:37,353 --> 01:02:38,420
  5464. [doorknob clicking]
  5465.  
  5466. 1173
  5467. 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,388
  5468. See? Magic.
  5469.  
  5470. 1174
  5471. 01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:43,425
  5472. -[Hank] Well, hello there.
  5473. How are you?
  5474. -[lady] Oh, is it my birthday?
  5475.  
  5476. 1175
  5477. 01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:45,160
  5478. It is, happy birthday, darling.
  5479.  
  5480. 1176
  5481. 01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:47,829
  5482. [Kevin] Hey, I don't think
  5483. I want the balloons.
  5484.  
  5485. 1177
  5486. 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:50,732
  5487. Lose 'em. Come on.
  5488.  
  5489. 1178
  5490. 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,503
  5491. Is that it?
  5492.  
  5493. 1179
  5494. 01:02:55,671 --> 01:02:57,205
  5495. -Well, go and knock then.
  5496. -I know.
  5497.  
  5498. 1180
  5499. 01:02:58,207 --> 01:02:59,741
  5500. You got this.
  5501.  
  5502. 1181
  5503. 01:03:00,643 --> 01:03:01,610
  5504. Be firm.
  5505.  
  5506. 1182
  5507. 01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:03,779
  5508. Be aggressive, Kev.
  5509.  
  5510. 1183
  5511. 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:10,385
  5512. Angie.
  5513.  
  5514. 1184
  5515. 01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:12,821
  5516. [Angie] Oh. [chuckles]
  5517.  
  5518. 1185
  5519. 01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:15,423
  5520. -What are you doing here?
  5521. -Okay, listen.
  5522.  
  5523. 1186
  5524. 01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:19,394
  5525. I've come to tell you
  5526. that I think that you're,
  5527. you're like sunsets
  5528.  
  5529. 1187
  5530. 01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:20,695
  5531. -in Montana.
  5532. -Oh, god.
  5533.  
  5534. 1188
  5535. 01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:22,297
  5536. -You're like--
  5537. -Kevin...
  5538.  
  5539. 1189
  5540. 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,566
  5541. -No, just hear me out, okay?
  5542. -Who is that?
  5543.  
  5544. 1190
  5545. 01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:27,502
  5546. I'm no one.
  5547.  
  5548. 1191
  5549. 01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:29,604
  5550. I'm proud of you.
  5551.  
  5552. 1192
  5553. 01:03:31,274 --> 01:03:33,842
  5554. You're like the poetry or Rumi,
  5555.  
  5556. 1193
  5557. 01:03:33,844 --> 01:03:35,744
  5558. and, and, you have
  5559. Einstein-ian proportions,
  5560.  
  5561. 1194
  5562. 01:03:35,746 --> 01:03:39,014
  5563. [stammers] and I like, I like
  5564. spending time with you.
  5565.  
  5566. 1195
  5567. 01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:42,684
  5568. -And I treasure you, and...
  5569. -[Steve] Hey, Angie. Uh...
  5570.  
  5571. 1196
  5572. 01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:46,021
  5573. Five letter word,
  5574. starts with an 'L'
  5575. insect Steve...
  5576.  
  5577. 1197
  5578. 01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:47,489
  5579. Sounds like Steve.
  5580.  
  5581. 1198
  5582. 01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:51,760
  5583. Is that...
  5584.  
  5585. 1199
  5586. 01:03:56,732 --> 01:03:57,699
  5587. Steve.
  5588.  
  5589. 1200
  5590. 01:03:59,135 --> 01:04:00,268
  5591. What are you doing here, Steve?
  5592.  
  5593. 1201
  5594. 01:04:02,338 --> 01:04:03,872
  5595. Crossword.
  5596.  
  5597. 1202
  5598. 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:05,240
  5599. What are you doing here, Steve?
  5600.  
  5601. 1203
  5602. 01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:06,641
  5603. What are you doing here?
  5604.  
  5605. 1204
  5606. 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:08,443
  5607. -What are you doing here, Steve?
  5608. -Well, she called me, and...
  5609.  
  5610. 1205
  5611. 01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:11,046
  5612. -She needs some help with her--
  5613. -Just tell him.
  5614.  
  5615. 1206
  5616. 01:04:11,914 --> 01:04:13,348
  5617. Listen.
  5618.  
  5619. 1207
  5620. 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,683
  5621. It just happened, Kev.
  5622.  
  5623. 1208
  5624. 01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:16,017
  5625. You're sleeping with her?
  5626.  
  5627. 1209
  5628. 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:19,855
  5629. -This is just
  5630. a misunderstanding--
  5631. -Yeah, he is.
  5632.  
  5633. 1210
  5634. 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:21,456
  5635. We're in love.
  5636.  
  5637. 1211
  5638. 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,291
  5639. -Oh, you're in love with her?
  5640. -No!
  5641.  
  5642. 1212
  5643. 01:04:24,427 --> 01:04:26,228
  5644. We made some
  5645. bad decisions and--
  5646.  
  5647. 1213
  5648. 01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:27,295
  5649. Why didn't you tell me?
  5650.  
  5651. 1214
  5652. 01:04:27,297 --> 01:04:28,997
  5653. Listen, we didn't want
  5654. to hurt you.
  5655.  
  5656. 1215
  5657. 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:31,366
  5658. [groans]
  5659.  
  5660. 1216
  5661. 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,968
  5662. You said she wasn't good enough
  5663. for me.
  5664.  
  5665. 1217
  5666. 01:04:33,402 --> 01:04:34,636
  5667. [Steve groans]
  5668.  
  5669. 1218
  5670. 01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:37,172
  5671. And you're right.
  5672.  
  5673. 1219
  5674. 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,877
  5675. You're right. And you,
  5676.  
  5677. 1220
  5678. 01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:43,678
  5679. I didn't mean all that shit
  5680. about Montana.
  5681.  
  5682. 1221
  5683. 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,547
  5684. Okay? Someone told me
  5685. to say that.
  5686.  
  5687. 1222
  5688. 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:49,684
  5689. And, uh... I got a blowjob
  5690. from that stripper because
  5691. I didn't love you enough.
  5692.  
  5693. 1223
  5694. 01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:07,602
  5695. [Kevin] Fuck!
  5696.  
  5697. 1224
  5698. 01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:13,441
  5699. Stupid.
  5700.  
  5701. 1225
  5702. 01:05:13,443 --> 01:05:15,577
  5703. [knocking at door]
  5704. [doorknob clicks open]
  5705.  
  5706. 1226
  5707. 01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:17,679
  5708. -Give me the keys.
  5709. -Bro, I'm so sorry.
  5710.  
  5711. 1227
  5712. 01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:20,582
  5713. Listen, I'm gonna find you
  5714. the money for Trampoline World,
  5715. all right?
  5716.  
  5717. 1228
  5718. 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:24,085
  5719. -I think it's a fucking great--
  5720. -Just give me the fucking keys.
  5721.  
  5722. 1229
  5723. 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,353
  5724. [Steve sighs]
  5725.  
  5726. 1230
  5727. 01:05:27,223 --> 01:05:28,456
  5728. Here.
  5729.  
  5730. 1231
  5731. 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:31,026
  5732. You can never be a part
  5733. of Trampoline World.
  5734.  
  5735. 1232
  5736. 01:05:46,275 --> 01:05:49,411
  5737. Hello. Bet you didn't think
  5738. you'd hear from me today.
  5739.  
  5740. 1233
  5741. 01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:53,915
  5742. I'm sorry, I don't know
  5743. what to say. I just...
  5744. I miss you.
  5745.  
  5746. 1234
  5747. 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:55,917
  5748. And I want you to know
  5749. that you were right
  5750.  
  5751. 1235
  5752. 01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:58,286
  5753. about me being
  5754. in a wheelchair emotionally.
  5755.  
  5756. 1236
  5757. 01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:09,030
  5758. [voice cracking]
  5759. I've learned now that...
  5760.  
  5761. 1237
  5762. 01:06:09,032 --> 01:06:11,066
  5763. I wasn't good enough
  5764. for you, Karen.
  5765.  
  5766. 1238
  5767. 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:15,770
  5768. And I'm not even good enough
  5769. for this world anymore.
  5770.  
  5771. 1239
  5772. 01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:18,907
  5773. Don't go
  5774. into the red room, okay?
  5775.  
  5776. 1240
  5777. 01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:20,809
  5778. I keep all my records
  5779. in the bureau
  5780.  
  5781. 1241
  5782. 01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:22,877
  5783. so that you can have
  5784. everything that you want.
  5785.  
  5786. 1242
  5787. 01:06:22,879 --> 01:06:26,181
  5788. Take anything.
  5789. Leave what you don't want.
  5790.  
  5791. 1243
  5792. 01:06:32,288 --> 01:06:34,689
  5793. -Uh, Hank's phone?
  5794. -[Kevin] Hi, it's me.
  5795.  
  5796. 1244
  5797. 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:36,958
  5798. I am a giant asshole.
  5799.  
  5800. 1245
  5801. 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,694
  5802. All right? I made
  5803. a huge mistake, and I'd...
  5804.  
  5805. 1246
  5806. 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,730
  5807. -like to take it all back.
  5808. -Is Hank with you?
  5809.  
  5810. 1247
  5811. 01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:46,835
  5812. I realize now that you are
  5813. more interesting than anything
  5814. in Montana.
  5815.  
  5816. 1248
  5817. 01:06:46,837 --> 01:06:49,404
  5818. And that any movie
  5819. or any poetry written--
  5820.  
  5821. 1249
  5822. 01:06:49,406 --> 01:06:51,206
  5823. Just shut up! Where's Hank?
  5824.  
  5825. 1250
  5826. 01:06:52,108 --> 01:06:54,342
  5827. -What?
  5828. -Something's wrong with Hank.
  5829.  
  5830. 1251
  5831. 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:55,810
  5832. What's wrong with Hank?
  5833.  
  5834. 1252
  5835. 01:06:55,812 --> 01:06:58,346
  5836. You have to find him, Kevin.
  5837. He's gonna kill himself.
  5838.  
  5839. 1253
  5840. 01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:00,281
  5841. What?
  5842.  
  5843. 1254
  5844. 01:07:00,283 --> 01:07:02,717
  5845. I found a video on his phone.
  5846. He's gonna do it. Now. Today.
  5847.  
  5848. 1255
  5849. 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:06,287
  5850. What? That doesn't make
  5851. any sense. He was happy
  5852. when we left. He...
  5853.  
  5854. 1256
  5855. 01:07:06,289 --> 01:07:07,922
  5856. He thinks Angie
  5857. and I got back together.
  5858.  
  5859. 1257
  5860. 01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:09,958
  5861. That's worse.
  5862. That's what he wanted.
  5863.  
  5864. 1258
  5865. 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,794
  5866. Go to the red room. He said
  5867. not to go into the red room.
  5868.  
  5869. 1259
  5870. 01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:21,202
  5871. Hank!
  5872.  
  5873. 1260
  5874. 01:07:29,278 --> 01:07:30,211
  5875. Hank?
  5876.  
  5877. 1261
  5878. 01:07:32,148 --> 01:07:33,281
  5879. Oh, my God, Hank!
  5880.  
  5881. 1262
  5882. 01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:37,018
  5883. [screaming]
  5884.  
  5885. 1263
  5886. 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,220
  5887. Where is Hank?
  5888.  
  5889. 1264
  5890. 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:43,758
  5891. Carl, he might hurt himself,
  5892. okay? I need to know
  5893. where he is.
  5894.  
  5895. 1265
  5896. 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,759
  5897. He's taking a nap.
  5898.  
  5899. 1266
  5900. 01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:46,661
  5901. [shouting]
  5902. Just like everybody else!
  5903.  
  5904. 1267
  5905. 01:07:46,663 --> 01:07:47,996
  5906. Just tell me where he is!
  5907.  
  5908. 1268
  5909. 01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:50,398
  5910. Wait a minute,
  5911. wait a minute.
  5912. Shut up!
  5913.  
  5914. 1269
  5915. 01:07:52,134 --> 01:07:53,201
  5916. What day is it?
  5917.  
  5918. 1270
  5919. 01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:55,170
  5920. Friday.
  5921.  
  5922. 1271
  5923. 01:07:55,638 --> 01:07:57,138
  5924. Oh, no, no, no.
  5925.  
  5926. 1272
  5927. 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:59,908
  5928. Oh, no, God. Oh, God.
  5929. That can't be good.
  5930.  
  5931. 1273
  5932. 01:08:02,478 --> 01:08:04,345
  5933. Fuck, Carl! Where's Hank?
  5934.  
  5935. 1274
  5936. 01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:07,515
  5937. I told you, motherfucker!
  5938.  
  5939. 1275
  5940. 01:08:07,517 --> 01:08:09,084
  5941. He's taking a nap!
  5942.  
  5943. 1276
  5944. 01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:14,355
  5945. Hank!
  5946.  
  5947. 1277
  5948. 01:08:15,057 --> 01:08:15,990
  5949. Hank!
  5950.  
  5951. 1278
  5952. 01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:17,759
  5953. Hank!
  5954.  
  5955. 1279
  5956. 01:08:27,236 --> 01:08:28,236
  5957. Hank!
  5958.  
  5959. 1280
  5960. 01:08:28,904 --> 01:08:30,171
  5961. Are you out there?
  5962.  
  5963. 1281
  5964. 01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:34,943
  5965. I'm fine.
  5966.  
  5967. 1282
  5968. 01:08:35,911 --> 01:08:37,979
  5969. I wanted to get
  5970. a little air is all.
  5971.  
  5972. 1283
  5973. 01:08:39,482 --> 01:08:40,915
  5974. I'm coming up.
  5975.  
  5976. 1284
  5977. 01:08:43,152 --> 01:08:44,953
  5978. It's a long way down, buddy.
  5979.  
  5980. 1285
  5981. 01:08:46,522 --> 01:08:48,156
  5982. Hank, I'm a fucking roofer.
  5983.  
  5984. 1286
  5985. 01:08:49,091 --> 01:08:50,191
  5986. Good point.
  5987.  
  5988. 1287
  5989. 01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:54,796
  5990. [Kevin] I just... wanna talk.
  5991.  
  5992. 1288
  5993. 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:04,405
  5994. It's been a frantic
  5995. last few days, Kevin.
  5996.  
  5997. 1289
  5998. 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:09,410
  5999. I'm not gonna kill myself
  6000. if that's what you're thinking.
  6001.  
  6002. 1290
  6003. 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:11,579
  6004. That's good.
  6005.  
  6006. 1291
  6007. 01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:13,248
  6008. I just...
  6009.  
  6010. 1292
  6011. 01:09:14,116 --> 01:09:16,451
  6012. wanted to hang out for a while.
  6013.  
  6014. 1293
  6015. 01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:18,586
  6016. You didn't invite me
  6017. to this party, remember?
  6018.  
  6019. 1294
  6020. 01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:24,292
  6021. How did it go with Angie?
  6022.  
  6023. 1295
  6024. 01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:28,096
  6025. She was having sex
  6026. with my brother.
  6027.  
  6028. 1296
  6029. 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:29,864
  6030. What?
  6031.  
  6032. 1297
  6033. 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:32,834
  6034. That's basically it.
  6035.  
  6036. 1298
  6037. 01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:35,136
  6038. [sighs] Jesus.
  6039.  
  6040. 1299
  6041. 01:09:35,971 --> 01:09:38,373
  6042. God, I am a waste of space, huh?
  6043.  
  6044. 1300
  6045. 01:09:40,442 --> 01:09:42,143
  6046. And this.
  6047.  
  6048. 1301
  6049. 01:09:42,145 --> 01:09:45,513
  6050. This pen, remember that?
  6051. I stole it from that nice nurse.
  6052.  
  6053. 1302
  6054. 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,615
  6055. I mean, I am a fucking asshole.
  6056.  
  6057. 1303
  6058. 01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:49,784
  6059. That's not true.
  6060.  
  6061. 1304
  6062. 01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:54,355
  6063. It is true. I'm a dark hole.
  6064. I don't make anyone feel good.
  6065.  
  6066. 1305
  6067. 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:57,458
  6068. Hank, you probably just need
  6069. some sleep. Why don't you just
  6070. come back inside?
  6071.  
  6072. 1306
  6073. 01:10:02,164 --> 01:10:03,231
  6074. Kevin...
  6075.  
  6076. 1307
  6077. 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,501
  6078. you're a good guy.
  6079.  
  6080. 1308
  6081. 01:10:07,570 --> 01:10:08,803
  6082. You are.
  6083.  
  6084. 1309
  6085. 01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:10,605
  6086. But we're not even
  6087. really friends.
  6088.  
  6089. 1310
  6090. 01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:13,041
  6091. And how sad is that?
  6092.  
  6093. 1311
  6094. 01:10:13,976 --> 01:10:16,778
  6095. Look who was at my party,
  6096. for example.
  6097.  
  6098. 1312
  6099. 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:19,147
  6100. Got a bunch of guys
  6101. I've barely met,
  6102.  
  6103. 1313
  6104. 01:10:19,149 --> 01:10:21,549
  6105. girls that I've paid for
  6106. and Carl.
  6107.  
  6108. 1314
  6109. 01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:24,152
  6110. Carl, for Christ sakes.
  6111.  
  6112. 1315
  6113. 01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:27,655
  6114. I didn't want this.
  6115.  
  6116. 1316
  6117. 01:10:31,794 --> 01:10:33,828
  6118. I just wanted to go out quietly,
  6119.  
  6120. 1317
  6121. 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:37,031
  6122. have something good happen
  6123. before I left.
  6124.  
  6125. 1318
  6126. 01:10:39,201 --> 01:10:41,202
  6127. Something-- Something good
  6128. is happening.
  6129.  
  6130. 1319
  6131. 01:10:41,204 --> 01:10:43,404
  6132. What the fuck are you doing
  6133. up there?
  6134.  
  6135. 1320
  6136. 01:10:43,839 --> 01:10:45,173
  6137. [Kevin] Zade!
  6138.  
  6139. 1321
  6140. 01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:49,510
  6141. You wanna have sex with me?
  6142.  
  6143. 1322
  6144. 01:10:49,512 --> 01:10:51,913
  6145. Get the fuck down from there!
  6146.  
  6147. 1323
  6148. 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:55,149
  6149. I should let you know
  6150. that I'm not hung up
  6151. on Angie anymore.
  6152.  
  6153. 1324
  6154. 01:10:57,286 --> 01:11:00,088
  6155. I think I might
  6156. love... Millicent.
  6157.  
  6158. 1325
  6159. 01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:03,658
  6160. Why?
  6161.  
  6162. 1326
  6163. 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:06,327
  6164. [Kevin] You're funny.
  6165.  
  6166. 1327
  6167. 01:11:06,829 --> 01:11:08,162
  6168. You're smart.
  6169.  
  6170. 1328
  6171. 01:11:09,632 --> 01:11:10,932
  6172. Brave.
  6173.  
  6174. 1329
  6175. 01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:12,967
  6176. And?
  6177.  
  6178. 1330
  6179. 01:11:12,969 --> 01:11:14,535
  6180. [Kevin] And beautiful.
  6181.  
  6182. 1331
  6183. 01:11:14,537 --> 01:11:18,072
  6184. You're really beautiful
  6185. even when you're
  6186. being disgusting.
  6187.  
  6188. 1332
  6189. 01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,176
  6190. You're an idiot.
  6191.  
  6192. 1333
  6193. 01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:23,444
  6194. I know.
  6195.  
  6196. 1334
  6197. 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:25,713
  6198. I'd still really like
  6199. to have sex with you though.
  6200.  
  6201. 1335
  6202. 01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:28,449
  6203. Not gonna happen.
  6204.  
  6205. 1336
  6206. 01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:31,085
  6207. Damn it, Zade.
  6208.  
  6209. 1337
  6210. 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:36,157
  6211. Stop being such a fucking prude.
  6212.  
  6213. 1338
  6214. 01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:41,095
  6215. Okay.
  6216.  
  6217. 1339
  6218. 01:11:41,597 --> 01:11:42,530
  6219. See?
  6220.  
  6221. 1340
  6222. 01:11:43,432 --> 01:11:44,932
  6223. Just come back inside
  6224.  
  6225. 1341
  6226. 01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:48,369
  6227. so Zade and I can have
  6228. sexual intercourse.
  6229.  
  6230. 1342
  6231. 01:11:48,371 --> 01:11:51,072
  6232. You're just saying that
  6233. to make me feel better.
  6234.  
  6235. 1343
  6236. 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,308
  6237. Well...
  6238.  
  6239. 1344
  6240. 01:11:54,410 --> 01:11:57,945
  6241. If you don't come back inside
  6242. and you jump
  6243.  
  6244. 1345
  6245. 01:11:57,947 --> 01:12:00,481
  6246. Zade and I definitely won't
  6247. have sex.
  6248.  
  6249. 1346
  6250. 01:12:02,951 --> 01:12:04,285
  6251. How about it?
  6252.  
  6253. 1347
  6254. 01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:06,054
  6255. He jumps,
  6256.  
  6257. 1348
  6258. 01:12:06,056 --> 01:12:07,555
  6259. are you still gonna do me?
  6260.  
  6261. 1349
  6262. 01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:09,724
  6263. [Zade] Definitely not.
  6264.  
  6265. 1350
  6266. 01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:16,364
  6267. All right.
  6268. Enough of this shit, huh?
  6269.  
  6270. 1351
  6271. 01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:20,301
  6272. I don't wanna drink anyways.
  6273. Beer is flat.
  6274.  
  6275. 1352
  6276. 01:12:21,970 --> 01:12:24,005
  6277. -[Kevin] Wait, hold on!
  6278. -[Hank screaming]
  6279.  
  6280. 1353
  6281. 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:25,773
  6282. -Hank!
  6283. -Hank!
  6284.  
  6285. 1354
  6286. 01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:29,977
  6287. [choking]
  6288.  
  6289. 1355
  6290. 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:32,680
  6291. Pull me up, you son of a bitch!
  6292.  
  6293. 1356
  6294. 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:33,748
  6295. [choking]
  6296.  
  6297. 1357
  6298. 01:12:38,454 --> 01:12:40,288
  6299. [drum beating]
  6300.  
  6301. 1358
  6302. 01:13:00,075 --> 01:13:01,376
  6303. Is he asleep?
  6304.  
  6305. 1359
  6306. 01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:03,277
  6307. I think so.
  6308.  
  6309. 1360
  6310. 01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:18,760
  6311. There's clean sheets
  6312. in the walk-in closet.
  6313.  
  6314. 1361
  6315. 01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:21,162
  6316. Swiss cotton.
  6317.  
  6318. 1362
  6319. 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:40,281
  6320. Are you sure
  6321. you want to do this?
  6322.  
  6323. 1363
  6324. 01:13:42,451 --> 01:13:43,618
  6325. Oh, okay.
  6326.  
  6327. 1364
  6328. 01:14:10,379 --> 01:14:16,150
  6329. [moaning]
  6330.  
  6331. 1365
  6332. 01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:29,697
  6333. You're clenching my feet.
  6334.  
  6335. 1366
  6336. 01:14:32,568 --> 01:14:33,835
  6337. We broke the curse.
  6338.  
  6339. 1367
  6340. 01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:38,206
  6341. So, can I call you?
  6342.  
  6343. 1368
  6344. 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:41,175
  6345. Well, why would you need
  6346. to call me?
  6347.  
  6348. 1369
  6349. 01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:44,378
  6350. So we can see each other again.
  6351.  
  6352. 1370
  6353. 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,547
  6354. That will cost you.
  6355.  
  6356. 1371
  6357. 01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:51,419
  6358. How much is a day pass
  6359. at Tramps again?
  6360.  
  6361. 1372
  6362. 01:14:56,124 --> 01:14:57,625
  6363. Nothing bad happened.
  6364.  
  6365. 1373
  6366. 01:14:58,026 --> 01:14:59,160
  6367. No.
  6368.  
  6369. 1374
  6370. 01:15:00,195 --> 01:15:01,662
  6371. [doorbell ringing]
  6372.  
  6373. 1375
  6374. 01:15:03,465 --> 01:15:05,299
  6375. I think you should get that.
  6376.  
  6377. 1376
  6378. 01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:08,269
  6379. Okay.
  6380.  
  6381. 1377
  6382. 01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:10,571
  6383. If it's a stripper
  6384. don't let her in.
  6385.  
  6386. 1378
  6387. 01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:11,506
  6388. Okay.
  6389.  
  6390. 1379
  6391. 01:15:14,977 --> 01:15:16,744
  6392. Holy fucking shit!
  6393.  
  6394. 1380
  6395. 01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:19,380
  6396. [chanting "Fuck"] Are you okay?
  6397. [continues cursing]
  6398.  
  6399. 1381
  6400. 01:15:19,382 --> 01:15:21,682
  6401. I'm okay. [groans] I'm okay.
  6402.  
  6403. 1382
  6404. 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:23,017
  6405. -I'm okay.
  6406. -Okay.
  6407.  
  6408. 1383
  6409. 01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:24,352
  6410. -Okay.
  6411. -Okay.
  6412.  
  6413. 1384
  6414. 01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:25,887
  6415. I'm okay.
  6416.  
  6417. 1385
  6418. 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:29,357
  6419. I'm not cursed. I'm not cursed.
  6420. I'm not cursed.
  6421.  
  6422. 1386
  6423. 01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,192
  6424. [groans]
  6425.  
  6426. 1387
  6427. 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:34,729
  6428. [Kevin] Hello.
  6429.  
  6430. 1388
  6431. 01:15:35,197 --> 01:15:36,497
  6432. I pressed the bell.
  6433.  
  6434. 1389
  6435. 01:15:41,803 --> 01:15:44,805
  6436. [cheering]
  6437.  
  6438. 1390
  6439. 01:15:48,944 --> 01:15:52,980
  6440. That's right, you did
  6441. press the bell. [chuckles]
  6442.  
  6443. 1391
  6444. 01:15:52,982 --> 01:15:54,882
  6445. -How are you doing, buddy?
  6446. -Good.
  6447.  
  6448. 1392
  6449. 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,984
  6450. Good. Kev,
  6451.  
  6452. 1393
  6453. 01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:58,719
  6454. always a pleasure. God bless.
  6455.  
  6456. 1394
  6457. 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,488
  6458. -Ready to go to the aquarium?
  6459. -Yes, Dad.
  6460.  
  6461. 1395
  6462. 01:16:00,490 --> 01:16:03,291
  6463. Okay. Let's do it. Hi, honey.
  6464.  
  6465. 1396
  6466. 01:16:03,825 --> 01:16:04,825
  6467. How are ya?
  6468.  
  6469. 1397
  6470. 01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:07,662
  6471. Oh, that was a good party.
  6472.  
  6473. 1398
  6474. 01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:11,465
  6475. -That guy's married?
  6476. -Happily.
  6477.  
  6478. 1399
  6479. 01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:14,368
  6480. It's classic romance.
  6481.  
  6482. 1400
  6483. 01:16:22,444 --> 01:16:25,012
  6484. You look like the guy
  6485. who cleans the pool.
  6486.  
  6487. 1401
  6488. 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,683
  6489. Are you okay up on those heels?
  6490.  
  6491. 1402
  6492. 01:16:28,685 --> 01:16:34,288
  6493. [indistinct chatter
  6494. in the background]
  6495.  
  6496. 1403
  6497. 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,593
  6498. I hate lines.
  6499.  
  6500. 1404
  6501. 01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:40,661
  6502. Girls never have trouble
  6503. at the door.
  6504.  
  6505. 1405
  6506. 01:16:41,463 --> 01:16:42,997
  6507. Maybe you can help me get in.
  6508.  
  6509. 1406
  6510. 01:16:43,865 --> 01:16:45,499
  6511. Parasite.
  6512.  
  6513. 1407
  6514. 01:16:45,501 --> 01:16:46,500
  6515. Tourist.
  6516.  
  6517. 1408
  6518. 01:16:56,011 --> 01:16:58,779
  6519. [upbeat instrumental
  6520. music playing]
  6521.  
  6522. 1409
  6523. 01:17:32,447 --> 01:17:33,914
  6524. ["Sex, guaranteed" playing]
  6525.  
  6526. 1410
  6527. 01:17:40,288 --> 01:17:44,659
  6528. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6529.  
  6530. 1411
  6531. 01:17:47,029 --> 01:17:51,465
  6532. ♪ My better self
  6533. I just won't need ♪
  6534.  
  6535. 1412
  6536. 01:17:54,036 --> 01:17:59,006
  6537. ♪ I'm gonna pack my bags
  6538. With jumbo rubbers ♪
  6539.  
  6540. 1413
  6541. 01:18:01,043 --> 01:18:06,047
  6542. ♪ I'm meet a boy for drinks
  6543. And supper ♪
  6544.  
  6545. 1414
  6546. 01:18:08,216 --> 01:18:12,520
  6547. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6548.  
  6549. 1415
  6550. 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:19,427
  6551. ♪ Let's take this down
  6552. Burbank Street ♪
  6553.  
  6554. 1416
  6555. 01:18:22,297 --> 01:18:24,665
  6556. ♪ I'll play the hand
  6557.  
  6558. 1417
  6559. 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:29,303
  6560. ♪ I don't give a damn
  6561. Because I'm ♪
  6562.  
  6563. 1418
  6564. 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:33,474
  6565. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6566.  
  6567. 1419
  6568. 01:18:36,411 --> 01:18:40,648
  6569. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6570.  
  6571. 1420
  6572. 01:18:43,485 --> 01:18:48,055
  6573. ♪ I love this stuff
  6574. I love my tea ♪
  6575.  
  6576. 1421
  6577. 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:55,563
  6578. ♪ We'll have the stairs
  6579. Erect in style ♪
  6580.  
  6581. 1422
  6582. 01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:02,770
  6583. ♪ We'll greet the girls
  6584. In single file ♪
  6585.  
  6586. 1423
  6587. 01:19:04,673 --> 01:19:08,943
  6588. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6589.  
  6590. 1424
  6591. 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:16,016
  6592. ♪ Don't mind my hands
  6593. I'm feeling free ♪
  6594.  
  6595. 1425
  6596. 01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:24,058
  6597. ♪ Thrown in the van
  6598. I don't give a damn ♪
  6599.  
  6600. 1426
  6601. 01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:25,526
  6602. ♪ Because I'm
  6603.  
  6604. 1427
  6605. 01:19:25,528 --> 01:19:29,764
  6606. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6607.  
  6608. 1428
  6609. 01:20:03,665 --> 01:20:08,202
  6610. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6611.  
  6612. 1429
  6613. 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:15,075
  6614. ♪ My thinking cap is
  6615. On my knee ♪
  6616.  
  6617. 1430
  6618. 01:20:17,579 --> 01:20:20,147
  6619. ♪ Blow whistle, blow
  6620.  
  6621. 1431
  6622. 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:22,850
  6623. ♪ Oh, where did she go?
  6624.  
  6625. 1432
  6626. 01:20:22,852 --> 01:20:27,755
  6627. ♪ Because I'll I'm out
  6628. having sex, you'll see ♪
  6629.  
  6630. 1433
  6631. 01:20:27,757 --> 01:20:31,292
  6632. ♪ My bail is set, so maybe
  6633.  
  6634. 1434
  6635. 01:20:31,294 --> 01:20:34,628
  6636. ♪ The county jail is crazy
  6637.  
  6638. 1435
  6639. 01:20:34,630 --> 01:20:37,965
  6640. ♪ Conjugal rights could
  6641. Save me ♪
  6642.  
  6643. 1436
  6644. 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:41,435
  6645. ♪ I never got your name but
  6646.  
  6647. 1437
  6648. 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:44,772
  6649. ♪ As sure as you're my lady
  6650.  
  6651. 1438
  6652. 01:20:44,774 --> 01:20:50,811
  6653. ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
  6654.  
  6655. 1439
  6656. 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:01,789
  6657. ♪ I'm having sex
  6658.  
  6659. 1440
  6660. 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:08,062
  6661. ♪ Guaranteed
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