League of Extraordinary Orphans

League of Extraordinary Orphans vs Count Olaf's Suicide Squad


	Batman arrives in New York City to visit his old friend Will Stacks (who is nearly as rich as Bruce Wayne, Batman's alter ego). Batman finds a young orphan girl named Annie living with Mr. Stacks.

	"Didn't think you were one to take in kids", Batman remarks.

	"people can change, Bruce", Mr Stacks replies, "you could stand to ditch your whole bat thing for something more colorful".

	"No thank you", Batman remarks. Annie runs into the room.

	"Jeff Dunham is gonna perform in Gotham city", Annie shouts, excited. Annie notices Batman in the room.

	"You know Batman, Mr Stacks?" Annie guesses, surprised.

	"I can have my pal Bruce Wayne make room for you to stay in Wayne Manor so you can go to the Jeff Dunham show", Batman suggests.

	"Sounds good to me", Mr Stacks replies.

	A short time later, Mr. Stacks and Annie arrive at Wayne Manor. After they get settled in, Alfred Pennyworth (Bruce Wayne's Butler) makes everyone dinner. A thunderstorm begins raging outside. Lightning flashes and thunder crashes. A knock comes at the front door. Alfred answers it and finds two girls and a boy standing outsides. One of the girls seems to be barely older than toddler age. Annie recognizes them.

	"Violet! Klaus! Sunny!", Annie shouts, then turns to Bruce, "Those three are friends of mine".

	"It's the Baudelaires sir", Alfred responds. He knows who they are too.

	"Tell the Baudelaires to come inside and quick", Bruce responds, "Lord knows, Count Olaf could be lurking somewhere nearby. He follows them everywhere". The Baudelaires hurry inside. Bruce does a quick check of his surveillance equipment to see if Count Olaf has been spotted on any of the manor's cameras. There is no sign of Count Olaf on any of them. Bruce tells the Baudelaires to pick out rooms to stay in. Everyone heads to bed as the storm continues raging outside.

	The next day, everyone is in a hurry to get to the Jeff Dunham performance. Bruce contacts Dunham a head of time and sets up a meet-and-greet so Annie and the Baudelaires can get his autograph. Once that's over with, everyone takes their seats and the show begins. It goes smoothly until Dunham gets to Achmed the Dead Terrorist's part. About the time Dunham gets Achmed out of his suitcase, The Joker burst onto the scene. Count Olaf emerges from the crowd along with Esme Squalor and Carmelita Splats. Joker has a bazooka, while Count Olaf, Esme, and Carmelita have flamethrowers. The rest of the crowd runs away in terror.

	"I knew you'd be here Baudelaires", Count Olaf declares, "Though why Joker is here, i don't know". Count Olaf turns towards the Joker. Harley Quinn has appeared by his side. Joker aims his bazooka at Count Olaf and fires. The force of the blast knocks Joker backwards, and the blast misses Count Olaf by a mile. the stage collapses on top of Dunham and Joker. Harley Quinn jumps out of the way. Esme and Carmelita quickly set the stage on fire with their flamethrowers. Annie and the Baudelaires make their way outside and then realize Bruce is missing. A split second later, Batman arrives on the scene. Batman punches out Harley Quinn and then drags a badly burned Joker out of the rubble.

	Elsewhere in the rubble, Jeff Dunham recovers, but feels weird. He notices his own body beside him and realizes he is in Achmed's body. Unsure of what to do, Achmed/Jeff runs away. Batman, Annie, and the Baudelaires don't see him running off. Achmed/Jeff runs through the city for a little bit before ending up in an alleyway.

	"I take it you aren't yet used to being stuck in a doll's body", A mysterious voice calls out. Achmed/Jeff looks around and notices a red-haired doll in the alley. the doll stands up and walks toward him.

	"I'm Chucky. Wanna play?," the doll teases.

	Count Olaf, Esme, and Carmelita are hiding in a Pub elsewhere in Gotham. Count Olaf is still seething because the Baudelaires excaped his grasp again.

	"If you two had waited to set the bloody place on fire until AFTER I had those orphans in my hands, their fortune would be ours by now", Count Olaf fumes.

	"Well you didn't tell us the freaking JOKER was gonna be there", Esme fumes back.

	"I didn't know he was gonna show up", Count Olaf insists.

	"Why are we wasting time on those three cakesniffing orphans now anyway. That guy that was there with them is Bruce Wayne. We should torch HIS place and claim HIS fortune", Carmelita adds in.

	"I like the sound of that", Esme shouts, "Let's get this party started".

	"You going to attack Wayne Manor?", someone else in the room asks. Count Olaf, Esme, and Carmelita then notice  a man in a red-and-black costume standing nearby.

	"My name's Deadpool" the man remarks, "And I want in". Count Olaf grins and shakes the man's hand.

	Achmed/Jeff follows Chucky through the city until the reach a big mansion on a hill.

	"That is Wayne Manor", Chucky points out, "the people responsible for ruining your show are in there". As the two of them contemplate a way to get into the Manor, they hear footsteps approaching. Count Olaf, Esme, Carmelita, and Deadpool have arrived. Achmed/Jeff and Chucky freeze on the spot. Carmelita notices them.

	"Look they have Chucky and Achmed Dolls. Those cakesniffers don't deserve stuff like that", Carmelita declares. Carmelita grabs the two of them and follow Count Olaf, Esme, and Deadpool into the Manor. Annie and the Baudelaires quickly notice the intruders. Bruce has vanished again. Annie and the Baudelaires rush down the first hallway the see. There's a grandfather clock at the end of the hallway. As the four of them approach it, the clock suddenly slides to the side, causing the four of them to tumble into a passage behind it. Annie and the Baudelaires walk down a secret staircase and find themselves in a cave.

	"I think we're in the Batcave", Klaus realizes. The Batmobile is visible nearby, and Batman himself is standing at a supercomputer. As they approach him, Batman turns around to face them.

	"I opened the passage for you because Count Olaf will likely set the Manor on fire", Batman explains. Alfred is also nearby, and holds out a plate of sandwiches. Annie and the Baudelaires quickly devour them.

	"So Bruce Wayne is Batman", Violet notes, "How are you gonna stop Count Olaf from burning your house down?". before Batman can answer, there's a loud explosion from the top of the stairs and Deadpool walks down into the Batcave. Deadpool leaps down to where Batman is standing and the two engage in some serious fisticuffs. As Batman and Deadpool beat the crap out of each other, Alfred leads Annie and the Baudelaires out of one of the Batcave's secret backdoors. A few seconds later, the Batmobile comes flying out of another secret backdoor. It stops right in front of the Baudelaires and the roof opens to reveal Deadpool in the driver's seat.

	"Sayonara, suckers", Deadpool shouts, and then he zooms away. Batman emerges from the Batcave riding the Batcycle and chases after Deadpool. Alfred rushes back to the manor, telling Annie and the Baudelaires to get somewhere safe.

	"Now what do we do?", Violet wonders.

	"We go help your friends", another voice answers, a boy with dark black hair and a lighting-shaped scar on his forehead approaches them.

	Back at the Manor, Achmed/Jeff and Chucky are helping Count Olaf, Esme, and Carmelita wreck the place. Count Olaf has also called on two more allies, Jessie and James of Team Rocket, to help with this latest scheme. Team Rocket has their Meowth-head Balloon ready and waiting for everyone to escape in one the Manor has been set on fire. Alfred rushes into the manor with a fire extinguisher, but falls into a trap that Esme set.

	Meanwhile, Batman is still chasing after Deadpool. Batman contacts the Justice League Satellite, and seconds later the Flash arrives and makes short work of Deadpool, while Superman makes his way to Wayne Manor.

	Annie and the Baudelaires make thier way back to Wayne Manor, accompanied by their new ally Harry Potter. Carmelita attempts to ambush them, but Annie and Violet deliver swift punches to Carmelita's face, knocking her out. Count Olaf has set the fire near the grandfather clock that conceals the Batcave entrance. it is already spreading. Violet quickly whips up an invention to get Alfred out of Esme's trap. Count Olaf, Achmed/Jeff, and Chucky climb into Team Rockets Balloon along with Jessie and James. As they lift off, Superman shoots a hole in the balloon with his eye beams, and sends the balloon flying out of control into the distance. Next, Superman uses his super-breath to put out the fire. Harry uses a Water Spell (Agumenti) to assist Superman in extinguishing the fire. Batman and the Flash arrive with both Bat-vehicles in tow. Batman is riding the Batcycle. Inspector Gadget, along with his niece Penny, climbs out of the batmobile.

	"Thanks for the assist, Gadget", batman comments.

	"Just another day's work for Inspector Gadget", Gadget replies. Penny rushes over to the unconscious Carmelita. Penny slaps Carmelita upside her head, and Carmelita wakes up.

	"What happened? Where's Count Olaf?", Carmelita wonders.

	"He abandoned you", Penny explains. Carmelita notices the Baudelaires standing nearby. She quickly runs out the door and disappears.

	A few hours later, everyone is down in the Batcave, except Alfred, Inspector gadget, and The Flash, who are repairing the damages caused by the fire.

	"You know, we're all orphans here. maybe we could form a superhero team, a "League of Extraordinary Orphans" or something", Penny remarks, "I live with my uncle because my parents were both killed by Dr. Claw, my uncle's arch-foe".

	"Sounds good to me", Harry adds. With that, Annie, Violet, Klaus, Sunny, Harry, and Penny form LEO: League of Extraordinary Orphans.