Marriage

	Cole dropped out of elementary school to pursue a relation with a dildo from a local pawn shop. They had sex a lot and married at the age of 11 and a half. They then had children with the dildo and had a successful life in his home. He worked as a used car salesman and accidentally sold his husband (the dildo) during a garage sale to earn some extra money for his date with a different dildo, this time from Alaska. He then murdered his children and boyfriend, quit his job, and started his career as a professional tuba player.