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- I forgot to tell u about the dead body I saw today b4 work.
- It was in the parking garage. No joke.
- Yeah, so here I was with my Green Tea and Venus Fly trap. Walking when I come across this body asleep in the stairwell.
- But not breathing soo.... It was weird.
- Did you call the police?
- On my Resume for the future I'd like to state that although I may come across obstacles, I don't let them effect my daily workflow. And yes I call Naperville. Non emergency.
- I figured Kevin gave me the non emergency since it's really not an emergency since he could already be dead and there is no rush.
- Youre fucking hilarious!!!
- Well... I'm just saying .....
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