The dumbest thing you might ever read

Note from author:  This is the first thing I ever wrote for AiE.  It's silly and stupid, but then again, so are my other stories
>Day eating out Rainbow Dash in Equestria
>You've waited so long for this
>She's moaning and writhing on your bedsheets
>As you probe her moist folds with your tongue, she cries out in pleasure
>"Ohhhh, Anon..."
>She tastes so good...so sweet...so...wait...
>You know that taste
"Whaa da fuggh?"
>Your mouth is still full of cunt
>Dash breaks from her reverie for a moment and leans up to look at you
>Her brow is sweaty
>Her rainbow bangs cling to her forehead in sticky strands
>"Something wrong, lover?"
>You look at her pussy, then up at her face
"Dash...did you...did you shove skittles in your snatch?"
>Your lover's face takes on a different appearance
>Her eyes narrow, a smug grin creeps across her lips
>Suddenly, her face contorts in pain
>She groans and strains loudly
"Rainbow?  What's wr-"
>POP
>Without warning, she fires a lone skittle from her pussy into your gaping maw and down your throat
>Before you can react, Dash struggles again
>"Hrrrrgg!  There we go!"
>In an instant, Dash lets loose a torrent of multi-flavored candy from her vag
>Her Automatic Kalashnicunt '47 is spewing small, hard pieces of candy in rapid succession in and around your mouth
>You spring backwards and rise to your feet to avoid being choked to death by her sweet effluence
>Finally, Dash relents, completely spent
>The candy storm has passed, the villagers can now rebuild, and FEMA ignores the niggers like always
>You choke and cough up a mixture of sugar pellets and food coloring
>After what seems an eternity, you can speak again
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you crazy bird-horse?!"
>Dash is beside herself laughing
>"Bahaha!  Oh...oh my gosh...you should've seen the look on your face!  Hahaha!!!"
>Her laughter subsides and she wipes a tear from eyes
>"Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the term 'candy vag', eh, Anon?  Hahaha!"
"You're out of your goddamned mind, Rainbow"
>She frowns at you
>"Oh, get over it you big baby.  Now come on..."
>She spreads her legs and smiles at you
>"I don't think you're done 'tasting the Rainbow' just yet"
>You sigh and go back to your ministrations
>As Rainbow continues her moaning, you chuckle to yourself
>Later tonight, she's going to get quite the surprise from the everlasting gobstoppers you've hidden in your dick
>She can keep sucking them, and you, forever