Magical Burst: Session 11: Overcharge

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, January 12, 2014
8:05 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :o ))
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy McBighuge: whoopsies
8:06 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: lol
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy McBighuge: gg everyone nice game we got far and fought hard good rolls today data welp time to sleep kbai
8:06 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: sorry if im slow currently
8:06 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: im makeing tacos
8:06 PM - Eve Ishi: Same here
8:06 PM - Eve Ishi: Except im doing hw
8:06 PM - Eve Ishi: Not making tacos
8:07 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Totally the same
8:07 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ANYWAYS LETS GET THIS BITCH STARTED
8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: wait one second
8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: i have an announcement
8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: shaquille o neal has confirmed
8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: SHAQ FU 2 is in development
8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: that will be all
8:07 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ARE YOU SERIOUS
8:07 PM - Eri Motai: nice
8:07 PM - Nekomancer Queen: LIKE
8:08 PM - Nekomancer Queen: LINK
8:08 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I WANT THIS TO BE A THING
8:08 PM - Nekomancer Queen: BECAUSE SOMEONE OWES ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS IF THIS IS TRUE
8:08 PM - Sarah Salem: http://gamerant.com/shaq-fu-2-fighting-game-details-shaquille-oneal/
8:08 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I HAVE MADE A HUNDRED DOLLARS
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy McBighuge: gj proud of u
8:08 PM - Eri Motai: don't go spending it all in one place ;u
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy McBighuge: k
8:10 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Anyways
8:10 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Lesdodes
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy McBighuge has changed their name to Sign Here Please.
8:10 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: mmk ldies
8:10 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: ladies
8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: says the only lady
8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: :v
8:12 PM - Sign Here Please: alrighty then
8:12 PM - Eri Motai: (what if I don't want to sign there dan)
8:12 PM - Sign Here Please: then you die
8:12 PM - Eri Motai: (oh...)
8:12 PM - Sign Here Please: I am going to fully regret bringing a new and inexperienced person in when we start doing private chats BUT OH WELL I CAN TAKE IT
8:12 PM - Nekomancer Queen: :V
8:12 PM - Sign Here Please: NO THAT'S NOT MY EYE TWITCHING DONT BE SILLY
8:13 PM - Nekomancer Queen: You see, I GMed my first game of Fallout, only an hour after reading the rules the first time
8:13 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Not the Chicago PNP
8:13 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Some stuff before that
8:13 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ANYWAYS
8:13 PM - Sign Here Please: close enough to how I learned
8:13 PM - Nekomancer Queen: RESUME THE SHOW
8:13 PM - Sign Here Please: yes
8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: I gmed dnd 2e before i even read the damn rulebook
8:13 PM - Nekomancer Queen: EVEN THOUGH SATOYA IS OFF WITH HER HUSBANDO
8:13 PM - Sign Here Please: So last time, Eri and Sarah were doing their own shit
8:14 PM - Sign Here Please: Satoya went off with husbando
8:14 PM - Sign Here Please: and everyone else was standing in the park entirely confused
8:14 PM - Eve Ishi: (( and eve took Eri's position of being the playa with all the npc girls ))
8:15 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Yeah but they're not Shosuke, so they dont count ouo))
8:15 PM - Sign Here Please: Eve don't need a possee
8:15 PM - Sign Here Please: she only needs Ally
8:16 PM - Eve Ishi: (( T.T ))
8:16 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
8:16 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
8:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
8:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((Was doing dishes))
8:19 PM - Sign Here Please: T: "So. That happened."
8:20 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve shrugs* "I guess Sato got married and now we're all invited to her mansion for a sleepover tomorrow."
8:21 PM - Sign Here Please: Suzu nods. "Seems that way."
8:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( what time is it at this point? ))
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: um
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: um
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: um
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: 6pm ish?
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: sure
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: why not
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: sounds cool
8:23 PM - Sign Here Please: that
8:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :v ))
8:25 PM - Sign Here Please: dammit Eve
8:25 PM - Sign Here Please: why do you never join people
8:25 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I tried T.T ))
8:26 PM - Valentine: Valentine sat almost invisable hidding behind the back of the couch, only visable by her bunny ears sticking over the top. She liked to easdrop on guests but this was no ordinary guest for her, she had been expecting her for a long time.
8:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((dun dun duuuun))
8:27 PM - Sign Here Please: wat
8:27 PM - Sign Here Please: gj valentine you fucked up
8:27 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
8:27 PM - Valentine: lol
8:27 PM - Valentine: i dids
8:28 PM - Eve Ishi: (( to be fair I wasn't doing much ))
8:28 PM - Sign Here Please: fuck it I'm GIVING you something
8:29 PM - Valentine: imgine it later
8:29 PM - Valentine: ill recopy paste
8:29 PM - Sign Here Please: Ally walks over to you and picks Fred up off your head, holding him timidly as she looks down at the grass, kicking a foot
8:29 PM - Sign Here Please: (initating lesbians.exe)
8:29 PM - Valentine: maybe shes just waiting for satoya
8:29 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohmai ))
8:29 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I was gunna just go fuck off and look for sarah and Eri ))
8:30 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "Well, um, Eevee, I never really gave you an answer. To that question you asked, I mean. And we've sorta been avoiding it like it didn't happen..."
8:32 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve rubs her head* "O-oh w-well I mean you don't have to wory about it. I uess I was just kind of stressed and confused and tired and y-yeah." *Eve sneezes into her arm a few times*
8:32 PM - Eve Ishi: (( romantic sneezing ))
8:33 PM - Sign Here Please: Her face gets red. "Well, I think... we should."
8:34 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Eve, you know what you need to do now))
8:34 PM - Nekomancer Queen: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5i4vHsF00U ))
8:34 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((:v))
8:34 PM - Sarah Salem: (( candlelit ocean walks to the pharmacy to get cough medicine))
8:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohmygod ))
8:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I'm tempted just to make Eve not really like her ))
8:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Just be like ))
8:35 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Meanwhile, I'm having mansion parties with my perfect husbando))
8:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Ha fuck you nerd I was kidding ))
8:35 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Again, I think I won :V))
8:37 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh, w-what r-eally? Y-y-you sure? I mean like I sneeze a lot now and you can still copy my homework anyways and stuff."
8:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( does your husband steal bunnys and watch anime tho ))
8:38 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((I stole the bunnies for her you dolt, she tried and failed))
8:38 PM - Eve Ishi: (( you make a point ))
8:38 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wanna trade? ))
8:38 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Haha, nope))
8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i stole magic metal from a talking cat))
8:38 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :c ))
8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sucks to suck, scrubs))
8:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( T.T ))
8:39 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "N-no, I'm sure." She closes her eyes and gathers her strength as she shouts, "LET'S GO OUT WITH EACH OTHER!"
8:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( godamnit Ally ))
8:39 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Suddenly half the park is staring at the public display of lesbianism))
8:39 PM - Sign Here Please: see above
8:40 PM - Sign Here Please: T: "...wot."
8:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: Hagayx1000000000000
8:40 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Poor Non-Ally NPCs, who's going to be in lesbians with them now))
8:40 PM - Valentine: ((o.o))
8:42 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve blushes a deep red and nods* "O-okay." *Eve smiles and gives Ally a bearhug*
8:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Also Tami and Eri are totally a thing ))
8:42 PM - Eri Motai: (no shh there is no such shenanigans)
8:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( And p sure Suzu and Ko will be too ))
8:44 PM - Sign Here Please: everyone will be in lesbians
8:44 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((I have a husband tho :V))
8:44 PM - Valentine: (:DDDDD)
8:45 PM - Sarah Salem: ((reverse trap husband))
8:45 PM - Eve Ishi: (( did he actually TELL you he was male tho ))
8:45 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he is also a girl))
8:45 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((You say that like thats a bad thing for Satoya))
8:45 PM - Valentine: ((my budder not  gurl))
8:51 PM - Eve Ishi: (( PS does this score me a relationship point with Ally? :o ))
8:56 PM - Sign Here Please: yed
8:56 PM - Sign Here Please: yes
8:56 PM - Sign Here Please: c:
8:56 PM - Eve Ishi: danke c:
8:57 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
8:58 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
8:58 PM - Sign Here Please: S: "I'm getting into the spirit of things! Tami, let's make out~" Suzu then starts chasing Tami around the park as Tami voices her thoughts on the subject in a negatively responsive manner
8:59 PM - Nekomancer Queen: (:V)
8:59 PM - Eve Ishi: (( No my ships ))
8:59 PM - Eve Ishi: (( crys ))
9:00 PM - Sign Here Please: gotta leave availabilities for Eri obvs
9:00 PM - Sign Here Please: and Sarah
9:01 PM - Sign Here Please: since Satoya's now taken
9:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( there's always the group from PASS ))
9:01 PM - Sign Here Please: shh
9:02 PM - Sign Here Please: oh yeah fatboy's gonna be sad now that you're taken
9:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Sarah x Loud Crazy Guy otp ))
9:02 PM - Sign Here Please: rip fatbot's love
9:02 PM - Eri Motai: (jeez Eve way to be a dream crusher)
9:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh ye, poor fatboy :c ))
9:02 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Poor fatboy))
9:02 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((That should be the name of my autobiography))
9:03 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Im sorry fatboy you were in the running for a while ))
9:03 PM - Eri Motai: ((alas poor fatboy, I hardly knew ye))
9:03 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Shh you're not even that big ryan ))
9:03 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Hey, I'm 250, that's not small :V But I am decently in shape, since I can somehow run a 5k))
9:03 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((I still don't know how I did that without dying))
9:03 PM - Eve Ishi: (( That's more than I can do :v ))
9:04 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I only got an A on the pacer because my teacher graded me as a female ))
9:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((I'm kinda chubby, but i've been walking to school every day)
9:04 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Ahahaha))
9:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: (God fuck the pacer)
9:04 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Are you serious))
9:04 PM - Eri Motai: ((huehuehue))
9:04 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I think he actually thinks I'm transgendered and is just forward thinking or something ))
9:04 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((:V))
9:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((wait seriously))
9:05 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((I wouldn't be surprised, but still, jealous of that))
9:05 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((An A on the girls pacer is like, 25 laps))
9:05 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Yeah, he usually lets me play with the girls when we split up too ))
9:05 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((I just get to 20 and stop because I don't care for running, unless its somewhere nice, like the track in my backyard))
9:05 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((20 is a D, so it's passing :V))
9:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((the gym class at my school if laughable))
9:06 PM - Sign Here Please: IN ANY EVENT
9:06 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ^ obviously related to magical girls ))
9:06 PM - Sign Here Please: Ko's kinda just standing there awkwardly and acting the least lesbian
9:06 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((they just kinda hand out the balls and me my gf and our friends go in the corner on our phones and then cherish acts like she's datin everyone but me)
9:06 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((yeah neither of us are very good at relationships))
9:06 PM - Eve Ishi: (( poor ko ))
9:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I should set her up with fatboy ))
9:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( we're p much the same person he wont notice ))
9:07 PM - Sign Here Please: but what about her :v
9:07 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pacer isnt that hard you wimps))
9:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((but still it's kinda releiving when you think 'oh no she's not into me that blows' and it just turns out 'wait no she's just admitted she doesn't know how to relationshio'))
9:07 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((I suck at the pacer))
9:07 PM - Sign Here Please: what if she doesn't want to date a fatboy :v
9:08 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh yeah ko is a person ))
9:08 PM - Eve Ishi: (( whoops ))
9:08 PM - Bruce Brynes: (( who is ko/fatboy?))
9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i do 45ish i think))
9:08 PM - Sign Here Please: ko is a no lesbian schoolgirl from their class
9:08 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((20 and stop, that's all thats required to not fail))
9:08 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I get to 45 too :o ))
9:08 PM - Sign Here Please: fatboy is a nerd who is fat and a boy
9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((of course at the end im an asthmatic wreck but))
9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i did it at least :v))
9:09 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Just pretend to be a girl it's worth it ))
9:09 PM - Sarah Salem: (( ill remember that))
9:09 PM - Eve Ishi: ( think of this as practice )
9:10 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((man sometimes I wish I was a gay dude))
9:10 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((I could maybe go all the way, no idea for sure since I don't know how long the thing is to the end since I don't pay attention, and I don't know how far I can go at the pace it reaches towards the end))
9:10 PM - Sarah Salem: (("sometimes i wish i was a gay dude"))
9:10 PM - Sarah Salem: ((make that potatos title pls))
9:10 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((then you get to go to slumber parties which sound awesome and it's socially acceptable to be really feminine which I am))
9:11 PM - Sign Here Please: will do once boostar stops being gay
9:11 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Dude, do what I do and decide not to be straight, I literally chose my sexuality, and regret nothing :V))
9:11 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Like, thats why I stay out of the sexuality isn't a choice arguement))
9:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((bro that's not how it works :VVV)
9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah you can pretty much totally go around liking dick whenever you want))
9:12 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Not normally :V))
9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((just not in texas))
9:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((Dude I live in Houston))
9:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((Houston is INCREDIBALY gay))
9:12 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((So I've heard))
9:13 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Chicago is like, the Liberal capital of the midwest, so it's pretty great in those regards))
9:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: hey if I get a title I want it to be "Oh my fucking christ people can you stop waving your hatedicks in the passionate masturbatoray session of bitching about how great your childhood was and how every attempt to change anything sucks."))
9:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((i'm still very proud of that))
9:13 PM - Sign Here Please: don't think that'd fit :v
9:13 PM - Sign Here Please: GOD DAMN EVE STOP BEING BORING WHY DON'T YOU EVER DO STUFF
9:13 PM - Sign Here Please: :V
9:13 PM - Sign Here Please: what can we have you do
9:13 PM - Sign Here Please: beside Ally
9:13 PM - Sign Here Please: since you're in lesbian with her now
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((when did you ever say that bruce :v))
9:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: (( in the thread talking about the new powerpuff girls thing))
9:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((i'll pull it up))
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pfft))
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i like powerpuff girls Z, its hilarious))
9:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((no, the new one))
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and the new thing looks good too))
9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah, realized that a little late :v))
9:16 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh sorry yeah ))
9:16 PM - Sign Here Please: hm
9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: ((gj frig))
9:17 PM - Sign Here Please: any ideas on what to do with you, Eve?
9:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I got an idea ))
9:17 PM - Sign Here Please: last time I had a player suggest ideas they ended up getting married
9:17 PM - Sign Here Please: keep that in mind
9:17 PM - Sign Here Please: :v
9:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( what if I got married ))
9:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh ))
9:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((which is why I come up with all of the ideas ever))
9:17 PM - Sign Here Please: you came up with like 2 ideas
9:17 PM - Eri Motai: (go hang out at ally's house and watch more gurren lagann)
9:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( what if I just went to paranormal dorks and got them to lok for pink hair ))
9:17 PM - Sign Here Please: and they were in specific situations
9:17 PM - Sign Here Please: mostly the clown shit
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1335021&p=43215956&viewfull=1#post43215956
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((also remember Fallout))
9:19 PM - Sarah Salem: ((no))
9:19 PM - Sarah Salem: ((whats fallout))
9:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: (( i dunno))
9:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((I an this shit is boring when y'all take it to PMs))
9:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((why do you guys do that anyway))
9:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((because we split up))
9:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((me and eri are currently failing to infiltrate a factory))
9:25 PM - Sign Here Please: because they like making my life difficult
9:25 PM - Sign Here Please: what if I added you to the other chats
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((So? Back in the GOOD OLD DAYS when we split up to fight the GAINT SPIDER and use electric powers on an X RAY MACHINE AND FRY A GHOUL ALIVE we didn't need no stinkin seperate chats))
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((kids these days))
9:26 PM - Eri Motai: to be fair, it makes it much more readible
9:26 PM - Eri Motai: (especially since we are all doing very different things)
9:27 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye ))
9:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((also because this is in a big city and more openended, rather than a main story type thing))
9:28 PM - Eve Ishi: (( annnnd just finished meh hw ))
9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((woo)
9:29 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ^^ ))
9:30 PM - Sign Here Please: oh good, you've been doing hw
9:30 PM - Sign Here Please: now I don't feel so bad about leaving you out to dry like that :v
9:30 PM - Sign Here Please: gotta pick it up tho
9:30 PM - Eve Ishi: ye it was actually pretty helpful
9:31 PM - Eve Ishi: tanku dan for your accidental help


~~PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya and Valentine - Hop to It~~

5:15 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Right then
5:16 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I assume Satoya is currently freaking out in a limo, on the way to her new home
8:16 PM - Sign Here Please: Let's go with that :v
5:16 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Oh my god I still cant believe all of this is really happening! This is just purrfect!"
8:17 PM - Sign Here Please: "I am pleased that you're happy, my love. Nothing brings a larger smile to my face." He flashes a smile that could not only be qualified as 'winning,' but which would probably earn a Nobel Peace Prize and stop WWIII.
5:19 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Satoya hugs her husband and squeals a bit. "Stop being so purrfect, I can't even handle it! And all of my furriends will get to see how great you are when they stay ovfur! I think that'll help with the whole, not trusting you thing. It's like they think you're too good to be true!"
8:20 PM - Sign Here Please: "I'm sure they'll come around eventually. Any friends of yours I would be more than happy to befriend."
5:21 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "And the same to mew! Im sure anyone who you get along with would be a great purrson!"
8:22 PM - Sign Here Please: "I do believe you'll get along quite well with my sister, and the rest of my family, for that matter."
5:24 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "You have a sister! Oh I can't wait to meet evfurryone, I just hope they don't find me, weird or anything..."
8:26 PM - Sign Here Please: After a time, the limo drives up the ramp to the second tier, pulling into a mansion with a large yard
8:26 PM - Sign Here Please: It's... big, to say the least
5:27 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Satoya's jaw drops, she didn't know houses could even get this big
8:28 PM - Sign Here Please: "My humble abode. Please, come in, make yourself at home. It IS your home now."
8:28 PM - Sign Here Please: Winston opens the door on your side
5:29 PM - Nekomancer Queen: She just stumbles in, trying not to faint, again
8:31 PM - Sign Here Please: Winston opens the large mansion doors, gesturing you and Shosuke inside
8:32 PM - Sign Here Please: He shuts the doors and bows. "Your parents are awaiting your arrival. I shall take you to them."
5:33 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I look ovfur to my husbando and panic. "Wait, what are your parents going to think of the fact that you got married? Oh god they wont be mad at me would they? Will there be yelling?"
8:35 PM - Sign Here Please: Shosuke gives you a look that reveals infinite confidence. "There will be nothing of the sort. I believe you'll feel well at home here. I must go for the time, but please, make yourself at home. If you require anything, ask any of the staff. Tell them you are a... guest, for the time being."
5:36 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Okay, okay, I'll try and get used to things!" I follow Winston in, since he seems to know what he's doing
8:36 PM - Sign Here Please: Winston was gonna take Shosuke to his parents :v
5:37 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Oh
5:37 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Well then
5:37 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I stumble through the front door
8:37 PM - Sign Here Please: ...you've BEEN inside. After he shut the doors
8:37 PM - Sign Here Please: :V
5:37 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Shhhhhhhh
5:37 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Right
5:37 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I stumble down the main hallway then
8:40 PM - Sign Here Please: You stumble through the various mansion halls. During your investigations, you see... cats.
8:41 PM - Sign Here Please: Lots, and lots, of cats
5:41 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Ohmygod, he really is purrfect!"
8:41 PM - Sign Here Please: You count at least three dozen different cats during your wanderings. Walls are adorned with some family and cat pictures, and there are a number of cat-themed items such as carpets and wallpapers
5:42 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I just picture her screetching and running down the halls with her arms full of cats
8:42 PM - Sign Here Please: :v
8:42 PM - Sign Here Please: roll finesse
5:43 PM - Nekomancer Queen: 9
5:43 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Well then
5:43 PM - Nekomancer Queen: My luck from yesterday is gone
8:44 PM - Sign Here Please: you spot nothing
8:44 PM - Sign Here Please: You wander further, spotting an open door and hearing some humming from inside
5:45 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I poke my head in
8:45 PM - Sign Here Please: You see a girl with rabbit ears sitting in the middle of her floor, sitting with her back to you. From the back of her waist you see a little cotton tuft that looks like a rabbit tail
8:46 PM - Sign Here Please: The girl is sitting in the middle of a pentagram painted on the floor
5:47 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "OH MY GOD ITS A BUNBUN GIRL!" I run in and pounce hug the girl
Sunday, January 12, 2014
8:47 PM - Your chat with Nekomancer Queen is now a multi-user chat.
8:47 PM - Nekomancer Queen has been invited to chat.
8:47 PM - Valentine has been invited to chat.
8:47 PM - Valentine entered chat.
8:47 PM - Sign Here Please: 8:46 PM - Sign Here Please: The girl is sitting in the middle of a pentagram painted on the floor
5:47 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "OH MY GOD ITS A BUNBUN GIRL!" I run in and pounce hug the girl
8:48 PM - Sign Here Please: Valentine is pounced by someone
8:48 PM - Valentine: O.O ONEESAN
8:48 PM - Valentine: "It's nice to finaaly meet you "
8:48 PM - Valentine: She said accepted the hug
8:49 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOURE SO FLUFFFFYYYYY" Satoya is most likely losing her mind over here
8:49 PM - Valentine: "O.O WAIT DID U BREACK THE SALT LINE"
8:50 PM - Valentine: she pushed Satya off her to fix the salt line
8:50 PM - Sign Here Please: ok so the pentagram was made out of salt not paint
8:50 PM - Valentine: gettin on her knees to reposition the salt in a line at the door way
8:50 PM - Sign Here Please: close enough
8:52 PM - Valentine: "your name?" she asked a bit wid eyed after her mini panick ttack
8:52 PM - Valentine: *wide
8:53 PM - Valentine: **attack
8:53 PM - Valentine: (sorry for grammer im typing fst and sloppy >.<)
8:53 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((One second, as I scream into a pillow for being a grammar nazi))
8:53 PM - Valentine: (i'll slow down now)
8:54 PM - Nekomancer Queen: (Right, good)
8:54 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Quality over quantity my friend))
8:55 PM - Valentine: (ill fliter everything through a spell checker now)
8:55 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "IM SATOYA TAJI AND YOURE A BUNNY GIIIIIRLLLLLLL" She is still freaking out, screatching in the room as she hugged her.
8:57 PM - Valentine: She smiled sweetly with her eyes closed for a second. Then opened them saying "AND I LOVE CATS AS WELL" petting her head gently between the ears.
8:58 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Satoya runned the favor before looking down at the girl. "WHY ARE WE EVEN YELLING ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOORE?!?!"
9:00 PM - Valentine: "I don't know" she said with a mild giggle.
9:01 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Nyaw, you stopped it." She frowned a bit, disappointed the room was no longer echoing loudly
9:02 PM - Valentine: She reached into her pocket of her dress and pulled out  sterling silver pentagram necklace and handed it to her "here this is for protection, because so far i like you :3"
9:04 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Wait what? Purrtection, furrom what?"
9:06 PM - Valentine: "SO ADORABLE XD" she squealed because getting a little bit more serious "..from evil of course"
9:07 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Before I have a stroke, stop the emotes, people don't say them out loud, and putting them in dialog is shitty writing))
9:08 PM - Valentine: ((o.o))
9:08 PM - Valentine: ((KZNDFDZKSFN:ZSF))
9:08 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Sorry I'm a bit anal about writing, as I would love to do it for a living.))
9:09 PM - Valentine: (lol its ok, I'll bring out the big guns)
9:09 PM - Valentine: "Sorry my rooms such a bunny sty, I wasn't expecting guests just yet.." She looked around at the room. The walls cluttered with news paper clippings and walls of texts, her floor with a huge purple pentagram painted on the floor and her heavy Latin texts books scattered all about.
9:11 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Right, can I ask whats up with all the paint? Just smelling it makes me a bit, dizzy. Why is your floor covfurred in it?"
9:14 PM - Valentine: "Everything is for protection, there a many bad things out there." She said in a bit of a concerned face, not sure if Satoya was really just that innocent and unknowing of all the demons out there
9:15 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Well, I mean obviously! But I don't think painting on your furrloor would do much. If you're really worried, buy a knife! Knives can stab things, and stabbing is fun!"
9:17 PM - Valentine: "Trust me, I know plenty of stabbing" she said almost cheerily.
9:19 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Oooh, fun! Same here actually!" Satoya's tone was equally cheerful, as if they were talking about knitting, or some normal activity.
9:19 PM - Valentine: "Would you like to get some tuna from the kitchen with me" Val asked in an attempt to lead her Satoya from her room. "We can talk about stabbing more in there!"
9:21 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Nyo actually, I was going to look around a bit more! Get used to things while I wait for Shosuke to finish whatevfur he was doing!"
9:23 PM - Valentine: "but-but the fancy Japanese butterfly knives" She said not really wanted anyone snooping through her room, she didn't even let the maids in her room.
9:24 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Shh!" Satoya ran off into the mansion to do, well, Satoya things
9:28 PM - Sign Here Please: hate you ryan
9:28 PM - Valentine: Valentine followed at a 10 feet distance forming a major stalker vibe. She rang a small bell she kept in her pocket and a maid quickly appeared. "I would like and opened can of the most expensive tuna we can buy!" The maid nodded and ran quickly. In less than 3 minutes the mid reappeared a little out of breath with a can for $200 tuna. Val called out "SATOYA!" holding the can out knowing she would smell the fishy goodness.
9:28 PM - Valentine: **of $200
9:28 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Sniffing the air, Satoya tried to resist every urge to go to the tuna.
9:28 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Tried
9:28 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Not succeed
9:29 PM - Nekomancer Queen: She once again tacklehugged the bunny girl
9:30 PM - Valentine: "I knew you would love the tuna!" she smiled happily and handed her the can. "Lets go find oniichan"
9:31 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "What are you saying? I see your mouth moving but I'm not hearing words. All that I'm hearing is tunatunatunatunatunatuna"
9:32 PM - Valentine: "We find your hubby and i'll give you more tunatuntuna" Val said in the cutest possible way, with her ear flopped
9:33 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Aaa- Wait, how do you know what happened with Shosuke?"
9:35 PM - Valentine: ((SHITSHITSHITSHIT))
9:35 PM - Valentine: "Winston informed me early today, told me he found a classy young catlady to love"
9:35 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Satoya froze up for a good few seconds, before taking the can of tuna and scampering off
9:38 PM - Valentine: "WAIT FOR ME!" She said as she attempted to fallow her quick-paced new friend.
9:38 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Nyope, nyope, nyope!"
9:39 PM - Nekomancer Queen: She said as she ran up the stairs, stuffing her face with tuna that could only be described as, borderline holy.
9:39 PM - Sign Here Please: Valentine attempts but fails to keep up with Satoya
9:41 PM - Valentine: Val runs up the stirs but then falls back down it... She just went back to her room to memorize more Latin spells which did nothing for her unless she sacrificed her soul to the devil which she didn't ever want to do.
9:41 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Satoya let out a soft 'whew' as she ventured deeper into the massive house, still embarassed a bit.

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya and Valentine - Hop to It~~




~~PRIVATE CHAT, Valentine - Bunny~~

9:45 PM - Sign Here Please: Jake hops onto your head from nowhere
6:47 PM - Valentine: "JAKE" she blurred loudly and excited as she grabbed him a hugged him tight
6:48 PM - Valentine: "I found a new friend but i lost her....here" She took one of the hirs hat fell from Stoyas head from her floor and hnded it to jake. He sniffed it then eagerly hopped off to find her
9:48 PM - Sign Here Please: Jake leads you in circles
9:48 PM - Sign Here Please: he's a rabbit
9:48 PM - Sign Here Please: he can't sniff out people
6:49 PM - Valentine: She picks up Jake "wll you tried, thats all that matters"
9:48 PM - Sign Here Please: Just then, your brother comes from around the corner
9:48 PM - Sign Here Please: "My dear sister, is something the matter?"
6:50 PM - Valentine: "ONIICHAN!!" She yelled excitedly
6:50 PM - Valentine: "i met ur wifu, shes silly"
6:50 PM - Valentine: **YOUR
9:50 PM - Sign Here Please: "Oh, my word. You've met my lovely Satoya, then? Would you happen to know where she is now?"
6:51 PM - Valentine: "Jakes probly knows but your guess is as good as mine"
9:54 PM - Sign Here Please: He laughs his delightful little laugh
9:55 PM - Sign Here Please: "Very well, then. I'll be heading to my room in the meantime. Would you care to join me? I've told Winston to tell our guest to meet me there if he or any of the staff happen across her."
6:56 PM - Valentine: "of course brudder" She said as she took his arm prepared to walk
9:57 PM - Sign Here Please: he leads you to his room

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Valentine - Bunny~~




~~PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya - Catty~~

6:42 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Any way I can find Shosuke's room?
9:42 PM - Sign Here Please: you find a random maid
6:43 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Oh, excuse me ma'am, any idea where Shosuke's room is? I'm a guest of his, and well, I'm a bit lost."
9:44 PM - Sign Here Please: "Oh, are you Satoya? But of course, I'll lead you. Please come this way." She leads you through a series of halls and up a staircase or two, leaving you outside a closed door. She bows, "Do you need anything else, Miss?"
6:45 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I shake my head and hand her the empty tuna can. "I appologize if I made a bit of a mess eating and
6:45 PM - Nekomancer Queen: running up the stairs!" I slip into the room
9:49 PM - Sign Here Please: You enter his room to find it the cattyest thing ever
6:50 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I squeal a bit and immeditaly do what any good wife would do
6:50 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I go through his things 0u0
9:49 PM - Sign Here Please: he's got figures and posters and stuff of cats and catgirls
9:49 PM - Sign Here Please: you open a drawer to find his underwear
6:50 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Nyaw, its so cuuuute in here!"
6:51 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Just the underwear?
6:51 PM - Nekomancer Queen: My man aint hiding anything in his underwear drawer?
9:51 PM - Sign Here Please: nope
6:52 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Nyaw, boring
9:52 PM - Sign Here Please: but most of his undergarments have charaictures of cats on them
6:52 PM - Nekomancer Queen: I squeal a bit and go through them, all of them.
6:54 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Anything on his bed?
9:55 PM - Sign Here Please: lots of cat plushies
9:55 PM - Sign Here Please: but wait!
9:55 PM - Sign Here Please: some of them... are moving?
9:55 PM - Sign Here Please: oh wait, like, half of them are actual cats
6:56 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Satoya has a freakout before (carefully) jumping onto the bed and snuggling up with every cat
9:57 PM - Sign Here Please: Half buried under cats and cat accessories, the door opens to reveal your husbando and sister in law

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya - Catty~~




~~PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya and Valentine - Family~~

9:58 PM - Sign Here Please: Shosuke opens his bedroom door, tailed by his sister, to reveal Satoya hidden under cats and cat plushies
9:58 PM - Sign Here Please: on his bed
9:58 PM - Sign Here Please: "So that's where you scampered off to, my love."
9:59 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Oh, uh, hehe... Yes, I found my way here, into a pile of cats." She blushed and covered her face with one of the many cats
10:00 PM - Sign Here Please: "Now now, you've nothing to fret about. You're welcome to do as you please here. You will be moving in with us. Our parents were quite pleased with the idea, in fact."
10:00 PM - Valentine: "ONIISAN!" She said happy to finally have a sister
10:01 PM - Nekomancer Queen: "Wait, you mean, everything is okay? They actually want me here?!?" She cheered a bit under the massive pile o' cat
10:02 PM - Sign Here Please: "But of course! I could never lie to such a..." he sits on the edge of his bed and cups your chin in his hand gently. "pretty face." He flutters his eyelids
10:02 PM - Valentine: Valentine slipped a little pentgram charm in her bothers  pocket as she lways did, she felt that she always looked after him.
10:03 PM - Nekomancer Queen: Satoya, once again, faints. This time covered by cats, and not falling down, due to the fact that she's already laying down.
10:05 PM - Valentine: "Oniichn why do you lways do that to girls? They always pass out because of your ugly face" She said jokeingly nudgeing his arm
10:06 PM - Valentine: (i'll start up the spellchecker again)
10:06 PM - Sign Here Please: "My dear sister, whatever do you mean? Please, do not try to drive a wedge between me and my beloved. I have never talked to, held or so much as looked at a girl as I do now with my dear Satoya."
10:08 PM - Valentine: "I'm not trying to do anything oniican, your overreacting" she said as she walked over to remove any cats that maybe blocking Satoyas breathing.
10:14 PM - Sign Here Please: "Yes, I do suppose you're correct, my sister. I apologize."
10:16 PM - Sign Here Please: "In any event, Satoya, you seem to be familiar with my sister Valentine. I do hope you two will get along well, as we shall be living together."
10:16 PM - Valentine: "How can we wake her" She asked worried about her new friend being unconscious.
10:17 PM - Valentine: "I'm scared to shake her, what if shes fragile like a baby."
10:18 PM - Nekomancer Queen disconnected.
10:27 PM - Sign Here Please: Valentine, your eyepatched eye begins to grow warm and vibrate slightly in your skull. Though your brother does not notice, you know that these signs mean that there is a youma relatively close, and you can use your activator to trace its source
10:32 PM - Valentine: "OH DEAR GOD MY EYE" She said holding that part of her face. It didn't hurt but it was uncomfortable. She looked round and then made eye contact with her brother. She slowly backed out of the room in her awkward way and ran to the door of her mansion

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya and Valentine - Family~~




~~PRIVATE CHAT, Valentine - Hospitalized~~

10:31 PM - Sign Here Please: You follow the signs throughout the city, ending up at a hospital
10:35 PM - Sign Here Please: you enter the hospital, tracing the signature of the youma to its source
7:38 PM - Valentine: Valentine quickly runs to the West Wing not scred of anything she might face.
7:40 PM - Valentine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQcVaSzKBuc
10:42 PM - Sign Here Please: you enter the west wing,
10:42 PM - Sign Here Please: and as you cross the threshold of the wing's doors, something feels terribly off
7:44 PM - Valentine: Valentine closes her hand in a fist "I'm redy for ya. COME T ME BRO"
10:48 PM - Sign Here Please: You walk down the halls of the hospital
10:49 PM - Sign Here Please: they seem darker and more dreary than the sterilized white , and the flourescent lights flicker overhead
10:51 PM - Sign Here Please: You walk onwards, down the now seemingly endless hall
10:51 PM - Sign Here Please: you're not sure if you're making any progress or not, when a door slowly creaks open on its own and out rolls a wheelchair
10:51 PM - Sign Here Please: an empty wheelchair
7:54 PM - Valentine: Val quickly kicks the wheel chair back thru the door running ahead not looking back
10:59 PM - Sign Here Please: You run further down the hallway, now seeing shadows walking in the hall and in and out of rooms
11:00 PM - Sign Here Please: out of another door bursts~
8:01 PM - Valentine: Val looks at the double doors and takes a huge step back and also glance t all her souroundings

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Valentine - Hospitalized~~



9:31 PM - Sign Here Please: Eve and Ally head to the school, Eve taking the customary route to her nerd friends
9:32 PM - Eve Ishi: (( AKA the best godamn characters ))
9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((are you going to the school for a date))
9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((very romantic))
9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((a+ eve))
9:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Nah I'm actually getting stuff done finally ))
9:34 PM - Sarah Salem: (( a+ eve))
9:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( By getting incompetent chaacters to go after a dangerous magical girl who will have no qualms about killing them ))
9:34 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Christ, you sure I'm the psychopath here))
9:34 PM - Eri Motai: ((not cool))
9:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I'm sure they'll be fine :v besides it's there job to reseach this stuff ))
9:35 PM - Sign Here Please: You enter the classroom to see your favorite nerds hard at work
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wait a second why the hell are they even at school))
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((its like 6))
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((they really ARE nerds))
9:35 PM - Sign Here Please: "WE'VE AN INTERLOPER IN OUR MIDST! YOU, WHO IS THE NEW GIRL?"
9:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( this is there life ))
9:35 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((They're Turbonerds))
9:36 PM - Sign Here Please: shouts, uh, shouty
9:37 PM - Sign Here Please: He points accusingly at Ally
9:37 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve waves at shouty* "This is Ally, she's uhm my uh, kinda I guess girlfriend. Ally this is the paranormal club." *Eve points at each member and rehearses their names*
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((well? Give them names!))
9:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((eri broke a vent by touching my ass))
9:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((whattabitch))
9:38 PM - Sign Here Please: there
9:38 PM - Sign Here Please: look at the new txt document~
9:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I knew that was ther I was just too lazy to actually type out therenames :v ))
9:39 PM - Eve Ishi: "Kin"
9:39 PM - Eve Ishi: "Kamei"
9:39 PM - Eve Ishi: "Soshu"
9:40 PM - Eve Ishi: "annnnd Michiyo"
9:40 PM - Eve Ishi: "And I have a job for them, if they're interested"
9:44 PM - Sign Here Please: Ka: "Yes, we're interested indeed. You've been an excellent source of information in the past."
9:50 PM - Sign Here Please: psst
9:50 PM - Sign Here Please: tell them the job
9:52 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve shrugs proudly* "I have some information about a...uhm...esper! Yeah, that's it. She's got pink hair and can make flames spout from nowhere. I need you to find her and get any information on her you can."
9:52 PM - Eve Ishi: (( sorry was distracted for a sec ))
9:52 PM - Eve Ishi: "Then I need you to relay the info back to me, like you did with Sat- I mean the catgirl."
9:53 PM - Eve Ishi: "So, what do ya say?"
9:53 PM - Sign Here Please: S: "Yes, yes, this is something worth looking into. We'll be on it."
9:54 PM - Sign Here Please: M: "Not tho fatht, mithter."
9:56 PM - Sign Here Please: M: "Come over here, mithy."
9:56 PM - Sign Here Please: she points at Eve
9:56 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve walks over tentatively*
9:58 PM - Sign Here Please: Lispy types and clicks away at her computer for a bit before bringing up a picture of the girl
9:59 PM - Sign Here Please: M: "Ith thith her?"
9:59 PM - Eri Motai: (Ah snap, she's in the records)
9:59 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh yeah, how did you...?"
10:00 PM - Sign Here Please: M: "Hothpital rethordth. The wath in not too long ago."
10:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg dats ofensive to people with speecj impediments you abliest fuck
10:02 PM - Eve Ishi: "How long?"
10:03 PM - Sign Here Please: M: "Perhapth two or three dayth ago, acthually."
10:05 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve sighs* "Thanks, guess I'm heading there next. Do you think you guys could still keep on a lookout?"
10:07 PM - Sign Here Please: Ka: "Quite easily. I've actually managed to tap into police radio comms, and have been keeping track of all their communications. SO I'd know in advance if they were being instructed by teh CIA to apprehend me."
10:08 PM - Eve Ishi: "Isn't that..you know...illegal?"
10:09 PM - Sign Here Please: Ka: "Is freedom of speech illegal? I should think not! Earlier today, I overheard talk of a stolen briefcase with a suspect with matching description of that girl. Shots were fired."
10:10 PM - Sarah Salem: ((cant you buy police radios from like anywhere))
10:10 PM - Sign Here Please: sh
10:10 PM - Sign Here Please: those were encrypted
10:10 PM - Sign Here Please: magical
10:11 PM - Eve Ishi: "Ahhh. Did it say by any chance where she was heading?"
10:11 PM - Eve Ishi: (( plus this is japan I think maybe you can't do that there ))
10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh yeah, japan is weird))
10:18 PM - Sign Here Please: Ka: "No, I am afraid it did not. Just that in teh end, she got away. And the case was never recovered."
10:18 PM - Nekomancer Queen: ((Brb one second, need to hop computers))
10:18 PM - Nekomancer Queen disconnected.
10:20 PM - Eve Ishi: "Ah well. thanks for the help guys. How can I repay you?"
10:20 PM - Sign Here Please: So: "Once more I remind that the information you provide is of more than enough benefit to our cause."
10:24 PM - Sign Here Please: So: "We are greatly appreciative of your assistance."
10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he wants the d))
10:25 PM - Eve Ishi: "And I of yours. Before I go can I get a copy of that picture of her?"
10:25 PM - Sign Here Please: M: "Not a problem." She prints out two copies of the picutre, tacking one to a board that also has Satoya's face on it
10:27 PM - Eve Ishi: "Thanks again. I guess I'm off to the hospital then. Let's go Ally." *Eve fucks off to the hospital*
10:30 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "Coming, Eevee~"
10:30 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
10:35 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
10:36 PM - Eve Ishi: (( windows 8.1 why ))
10:37 PM - Eri Motai: (where is ryan and his silly self)
10:38 PM - Sarah Salem: (away)
10:39 PM - Sign Here Please: his laptop died
10:39 PM - Sign Here Please: and so did his charger
10:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: ha
10:39 PM - Sign Here Please: so he's out
10:39 PM - Sign Here Please: :v
10:42 PM - Sign Here Please: okie
10:42 PM - Sign Here Please: sorry frig
10:42 PM - Sign Here Please: you drag Ally to the hospital
10:42 PM - Sign Here Please: so, what do you do now? :v
10:43 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh right))
10:43 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve walks up to the receptionist and asks her if she's seen pink-hair and shows her a picture*
10:44 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "So uh, Eevee, what are you hoping to find anyways? Oop, sorry, you can talk."
10:44 PM - Sign Here Please: The recptionist looks up slowly, the wrinkles on her face snobbily outlining her mouth as she pops a particularly large bubble of gum
10:45 PM - Eve Ishi: (( man this receptionist is mean iirc ))
10:45 PM - Sign Here Please: She blinks with almost intentional sluggishness before saying with a voice that sounds like a 10 pack a day smoker
10:45 PM - Sign Here Please: "Was in the west wing, second floor few days ago. Not anymore."
10:45 PM - Sign Here Please: suddenly, your coin grows warm in your pocket as it vibrates
10:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh shit son ))
10:47 PM - Eve Ishi: "Did she visit anyone in particular?"
10:47 PM - Sign Here Please: "Visit? She was a patient."
10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh, what for?"
10:48 PM - Sign Here Please: "Missing an arm, internal bleeding, other bad stuff."
10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: (( godamnit Eri
10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: "Is she alive?"
10:49 PM - Eri Motai: ((thanks bb I'll be here all week))
10:51 PM - Sign Here Please: "I'd hope so, considering she was released. Or left. Whatever."
10:51 PM - Sign Here Please: SHe pops another bubble
10:52 PM - Eve Ishi: "I don't suppose I could go visit her room?"
10:54 PM - Sign Here Please: She clicks at her computer for a moment before saying, "Go ahead. Nobody's in there anyway right now anyway."
10:55 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh, thanks. What's her room number?"
10:56 PM - Sign Here Please: "217."
10:58 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve heads up to pink-hairs room and wonders why her coin is vibrating*
10:59 PM - Sign Here Please: You enter the west wing of the second floor, when your coin stops vibrating
11:00 PM - Sign Here Please: everything looks much more... dreary
11:00 PM - Sign Here Please: Eve is suddenly shoved through the doors with Ally in tow
11:01 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "Not again..."
11:01 PM - Sign Here Please: Eve and Ally look to see a girl in classy clothes with rabbit ears
11:01 PM - Sign Here Please: long, floppy rabbit ears
11:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh god ))
11:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( im guessing this is nicole ))
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem left chat.
11:02 PM - Sign Here Please: si
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem entered chat.
11:02 PM - Valentine: Valentine look at them wide eyed "Who are you? i demand an explanation you guys scared the living ponies out of me"
11:03 PM - Eve Ishi: "Uhm, I-I-I..." *Eve cowers behind Ally*
11:03 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "I guess you're NOT the creepy monster thing that Eevee has to fight?"
11:05 PM - Valentine: "No but my eye feel like its going to pop out of my head, we must be getting closer" She focuses on the to and takes a defensive potion thinking maybe they are the demons but they looked harmless so she eased up a bit.
11:06 PM - Eve Ishi: "Uhm, w-w-who are you exactly?"
11:08 PM - Valentine: Then suddenly  Vals eye stopped vibrating and she looked sharply around, and took a step father away. "I'm Valentine, and you are?" She said relaxing from her defensive position
11:08 PM - Eve Ishi: "E-eve." *Eve falls backwards in a sneezing fit*
11:09 PM - Bruce Brynes: Man I don't even know what's going on anymore
11:09 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "I'm Ally! And this," she holds up a rabbit. "is Fred. Is that a bunny on your head?"
11:09 PM - Sign Here Please: you never know what's going on
11:09 PM - Sign Here Please: and you say that every time
11:09 PM - Sign Here Please: :v
11:09 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((because you are a confusing folk))
11:10 PM - Valentine: "No those are my ears... THIS is my bunny" she said pulling Jake from her little backpack
11:11 PM - Valentine: Jakes pure white coat looked even brighter than usual in the dim atmosphere.
11:12 PM - Eve Ishi: "Uhm. why are you uh here?"
11:12 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "I'll be you the $15 that Eri never gave back to you that she's magical!"
11:13 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "Hey Val, are you magical? You're probably magical. I bet you're magical."
11:14 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve grimaces at the mention of that 15$*
11:14 PM - Eve Ishi: (( godamnit Eri ))
11:14 PM - Valentine: "Depends what you men by magical, If by magical you mean my cooking will make people melt, than yes I am, but if you mean I can transform to kill demons with powers than yes I am also magical in that sense."
11:16 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "Called it. Fred knew too." Fred sniffles his little rabbit nose in response.
11:16 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh. Are you friends with this girl?" *Eve shows Valentine a picture of pink-hair*
11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: (damn that bunny is cute)
11:16 PM - Sign Here Please: not as cute as Gekko
11:17 PM - Sarah Salem: (agreed)
11:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( gekko is the cutest ))
11:18 PM - Valentine: "No never seen em in my life. Looks strangely similar to a character straight from n anime"
11:19 PM - Eve Ishi: "Don't we all?" *Eve pauses a moment so the audience can laugh at this break of the fourth wall*
11:19 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "Lots of weird things that only seemed to happen in animes have been happening. I gave up trying to understand." She smiles stupidly
11:20 PM - Eve Ishi: "Anyways, why are you hear uhm, Valentine?"
11:21 PM - Valentine: "Same reason you are silly" Her ears became less stiff and more relaxed as well. One flopped over as it always did when she felt a little safe, but she was still aware of the danger that could emerge.
11:23 PM - Sign Here Please: Ally clutches Fred to her chest, protecting adorable bunny from horrifing evils that are likely soon to follow
11:24 PM - Eve Ishi: "I'm just looking for someone is all. Although my coin was all weird earlier...one of those uh, what were they? Youmma? They arn't here right?"
11:25 PM - Valentine: "I'm sure one is here. Shall we walk ahead? The demon is not going to just slay itself, although that would make our job alot easier..."
11:26 PM - Sign Here Please: A: "Wish I could help somehow..."
11:26 PM - Eve Ishi: "What really? Oh no no no. Uhm Ally I need you to go home RIGHT now okay?"
11:26 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
11:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((she said ally, not bruce))
11:27 PM - Eve Ishi: (( badum tish ))
11:27 PM - Valentine: ((LOL))
11:27 PM - Sign Here Please: "I would, but... where is home? These places always mess my head up and change and stuff."
11:29 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh right." *Eve sighs* "Just stay close okay?"
11:29 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
11:30 PM - Sign Here Please: Ally nods, holding Fred like a saftey blanket
11:31 PM - Sign Here Please: The hall starts to twist and distort like that one hallway from Ocriana of Time in that dungeon
11:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((forest temple, you dunce))
11:31 PM - Sign Here Please: it's been years ok piss off
11:32 PM - Sign Here Please: signs point to "surgery" leading down the twisted hall
11:32 PM - Valentine: Val stopped for a second sensing a lesbian vibe but ignoring it. She walked passed them in a hurried pass, "Come on we can't just sit here waiting to be eaten"
11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: ((l2zelda))
11:32 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve follows relunctantly, holding Ally's hand*
11:33 PM - Sign Here Please: And since we're ripping from Zelda as it is, let's go the full mile
11:33 PM - Eve Ishi: (( that godamn dungeon confused the shit out of me ))
11:33 PM - Eve Ishi: (( am I going tohave to shoot an eye monster ))
11:33 PM - Sign Here Please: a hand melts its way out of the wall, walking on its fingers and lunging at Valentine
11:34 PM - Sign Here Please: (you should probably transform and become magical now)
11:34 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve megucas up *
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((forest temple was rad))
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((the noises in the background of the music are distorted versions of links screams, iirc))
11:35 PM - Valentine: Val jumps back ripping her eye patch off quickly preparing to transform.
11:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((HENSHIN!))
11:36 PM - Eve Ishi: (( *theme music plays* ))
11:36 PM - Sign Here Please: One fancy transforming sequence later, Val is meguca'd up
11:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((aw some up))
11:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((it's the first time))
11:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: (she needs a proper description))
11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((henshin a gogo baby))
11:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((eeeyyyyy))
11:36 PM - Bruce Brynes: (I've been meaning to play that))
11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((viewtiful joe is goddamn amazing))
11:37 PM - Valentine: (its a transformtion like saylior moon)
11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((hes my favorite protoman))
11:37 PM - Sign Here Please: The hand lunges at Valentine, but with a swift roll, she avoids the damage, her bunny ears springing up all kawaii like
11:38 PM - Sign Here Please: now Eve and Val, roll physical
11:38 PM - Eve Ishi: ((16 ))
11:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( also I feel this music is fitting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1EwmnzABIg ))
11:39 PM - Valentine: (lol)
11:41 PM - Sign Here Please: Eve goes first
11:41 PM - Eve Ishi: (( am I close enough to hit? ))
11:42 PM - Sign Here Please: ye
11:43 PM - Eve Ishi: aight I'll just do a normal attack
11:44 PM - Eve Ishi: 12
11:44 PM - Sign Here Please: hit~
11:44 PM - Sign Here Please: roll damage
11:44 PM - Eve Ishi: 3 T.T
11:44 PM - Sign Here Please: pfft
11:44 PM - Sign Here Please: gj
11:44 PM - Sign Here Please: Val's turn
11:46 PM - Valentine: (13)
11:46 PM - Sign Here Please: hit
11:46 PM - Sign Here Please: now roll damage
11:46 PM - Sign Here Please: beginner's luck :v
11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
11:47 PM - Sign Here Please: Val draws a nice silver revolver and pokes holes in the hand
11:47 PM - Sign Here Please: with bullets
11:47 PM - Sign Here Please: it screeches and crumples up
11:47 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
11:47 PM - Valentine: Val ears twitch at the noise
11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((gunfag reporting in, colt patterson. gunfag reporting out))
11:48 PM - Eve Ishi: (( tanku gunfag ))
11:48 PM - Sarah Salem: (( <3 ))
11:48 PM - Eve Ishi: (( <5 ))
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: (( <7 ))
11:49 PM - Sign Here Please: Ally holds Fred up to her ear, saying, "Fred says 'you're a good shot, lady.'"
11:49 PM - Eve Ishi: (( <33  icecream ))
11:50 PM - Valentine: "Hehe he thinks so" She slightly blushes
11:50 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve nods in agreement with Fred* "Let's keep moving."
11:51 PM - Valentine: Valentine turned round "I'll protect you guys with my life if I have to, I don't know you guys but i'm not letting a demon get anyone"
11:52 PM - Valentine: She turned around cheeks a little red as if she had said a swear word in a church
11:52 PM - Sign Here Please: "Eevee is a pretty good hitter when she wants to be."
11:52 PM - Valentine: "I'll take your word for it"
11:52 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve blushes* "I'm not really that good. It's good to know we have a good fighter with us now though. Thankyou."
11:54 PM - Sign Here Please: You continue onwards down the hall, finally reaching the doors that say surgery because I didn't plan this and don't have a map for you to wander in
11:54 PM - Valentine: "Don't thank me yet, I think that was just a scout,  mear pond"
11:55 PM - Eve Ishi: "Yeahm I think you're right."
11:55 PM - Eve Ishi: "And I think the big baddy is probably in there." *Eve points to the door*
11:56 PM - Valentine: "You guys ready if it is?"
11:56 PM - Sign Here Please: "Maybe I'll just stay back here and you can get me when you win?"
11:56 PM - Valentine: "Here Jake will protect you, he can male peoples jugulars"
11:56 PM - Valentine: *maul
11:56 PM - Eve Ishi: "Good idea, thanks Valentine."
11:57 PM - Sign Here Please: "Sounds like one very scary bunny."
11:57 PM - Valentine: "It's no problem" she said putting Jake on the ground for him to hop over to here. She knelt down next to Jake and told him "You be good now, you protect her and i'll cook a feast for u after"
Monday, January 13, 2014
12:01 AM - Sign Here Please: You slowly push open the doors to the surgery room
12:02 AM - Sign Here Please: Inside, you find a person strapped to a surgery table, struggling and crying for help
12:02 AM - Sign Here Please: above him is a machine with a number of blades, needles, and spinnins saws
12:02 AM - Eri Motai: (that's hardcore)
12:02 AM - Eve Ishi: (( oh snap ))
12:02 AM - Sarah Salem: ((thats my fetish))
12:03 AM - Eri Motai: (geez way to ruin it data)
12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: (( sorry :v))
12:03 AM - Eve Ishi: (( can I use sorcerey to stop the blades with a horseshoe? ))
12:03 AM - Sign Here Please: arcane imprisonment, sure
12:04 AM - Eve Ishi: (( is this one of my finishing move uses or a sorcery challenge? ))
12:04 AM - Sign Here Please: I'd say it's the finisher
12:04 AM - Sign Here Please: since that thing is the youma
12:04 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
12:05 AM - Eve Ishi: (( fudge, alrighty ))
12:05 AM - Eri Motai: (have fun with your medical horror hospital, me and Sarah are defeating a zelda boss)
12:05 AM - Valentine: Val frantically runs towards the man and pulls out her knife and tried to cut the leather straps to the table "SIR RE YOU OK?" she tries her best to ignore the blades so close to her4
12:06 AM - Eve Ishi: 12
12:06 AM - Sign Here Please: you do not pass c:
12:06 AM - Eve Ishi: (( lucky D: ))
12:06 AM - Eve Ishi: (( darn, canI oc ))
12:06 AM - Sign Here Please: yep
12:06 AM - Eve Ishi: (( aighty ))
12:06 AM - Eve Ishi: 5
12:06 AM - Sign Here Please: there, pass
12:06 AM - Eve Ishi: so 17
12:06 AM - Valentine: "TRY AND STOP THE BLADES"
12:06 AM - Eve Ishi: woop
12:07 AM - Sign Here Please: arcane imprison is OP :c
12:07 AM - Eve Ishi: that'swhy I picked it c:
12:07 AM - Sign Here Please: >:c
12:07 AM - Eve Ishi: i luv you bby
12:08 AM - Sign Here Please: Val attempts to saw the man's restraints off
12:08 AM - Sign Here Please: roll finesse
12:09 AM - Sign Here Please: you manage to cut through the restraint on his arm, at least
12:09 AM - Sign Here Please: still three restraints to go c:
12:09 AM - Sign Here Please: Youma's turn~
12:10 AM - Sign Here Please: it attempts to break Eve's stupid OP binding
12:10 AM - Eve Ishi: (( hah what a pleb ))
12:10 AM - Sign Here Please: and passes!
12:10 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
12:10 AM - Eve Ishi: (( oh yeah oc T.T ))
12:11 AM - Sign Here Please: Eve's turn again~
12:11 AM - Eve Ishi: I'll use cleansing light
12:12 AM - Sign Here Please: wot it do?
12:12 AM - Sign Here Please: debuff iirc
12:12 AM - Eve Ishi: Cleansing Light: You wield cleansing light, able to either lift ailments from your allies or scorch and disrupt your enemies. You may use up your turn to cleanse an ally of conditions. This costs one point of Overcharge, and allows an ally of your choice to use Resist as a Free Action. Alternately, once per battle you may assault an enemy with this light. Treat this like a Normal Attack or Multiple Target Attack, except you may use Support instead of Attack, and if you hit, your enemy takes a -1 penalty to all Attack
challenges and a -1 penalty to all damage dealt until the end of its next turn.
12:12 AM - Eve Ishi: i'm using the attack portion
12:12 AM - Sign Here Please: kay
12:13 AM - Sign Here Please: roll support then
12:13 AM - Eve Ishi: 17
12:13 AM - Sign Here Please: pass
12:13 AM - Sign Here Please: it's debuffed~
12:13 AM - Sign Here Please: Val'a turn
12:14 AM - Valentine: "Ill get the guy you hold him off"
12:14 AM - Sign Here Please: roll finesse again
12:14 AM - Eve Ishi: "R-roger!"
12:16 AM - Valentine: "Look at me, YOU CANA DO THIS"
12:16 AM - Sign Here Please: you clumsily saw through another restraing
12:16 AM - Valentine: "Only 2 more"
12:17 AM - Sign Here Please: Youma's turn~~~~~~~~~~
12:17 AM - Sign Here Please: and it doesn't like Val's face
12:18 AM - Sign Here Please: it gets 15
12:19 AM - Sign Here Please: and with OC, she passes the defense challenge, avoiding damage
12:19 AM - Sign Here Please: yes I included your debuff Frig c:
12:19 AM - Eve Ishi: I know I trust you appy c:
12:20 AM - Sign Here Please: Eve's turn
12:22 AM - Sign Here Please: eeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:22 AM - Eve Ishi: I'll use adaptability and switch my attack to magic (7) and my defense to fury (3)
12:23 AM - Eve Ishi: that's p much my turn
12:23 AM - Sign Here Please: k~
12:23 AM - Sign Here Please: Val's turn again
12:24 AM - Sign Here Please: You slice his third bond, but cut the man's arm a little from your clumsy slices
12:24 AM - Eve Ishi: (( I'll heal him up later c: ))
12:25 AM - Sign Here Please: Youma's turn~!
12:25 AM - Sign Here Please: now it's very unhappy
12:25 AM - Sign Here Please: for a freaky machine thing
12:25 AM - Valentine: (well if hes a demon he will burn)
12:26 AM - Sign Here Please: and goes to MAXIMUM OVERKILL Val
12:26 AM - Sign Here Please: WOW
12:26 AM - Sign Here Please: 18
12:26 AM - Sign Here Please: out of 18
12:26 AM - Sign Here Please: rolled 2 6s fucking incredible
12:26 AM - Sign Here Please: then rolled an OC on that OC
12:27 AM - Sign Here Please: wow
12:27 AM - Eve Ishi: (( jesus ))
12:27 AM - Eve Ishi: (( did it just kill val ))
12:27 AM - Sign Here Please: 33, then
12:27 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
12:27 AM - Eve Ishi: (( wowie ))
12:27 AM - Sarah Salem: ((that is a shitton of raises :v))
12:28 AM - Sign Here Please: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:28 AM - Sign Here Please: SHE FUCKING PASSED IT
12:29 AM - Sign Here Please: RIGHT AT THE FUCKING END SHE NAILS A 6
12:29 AM - Sign Here Please: r u a dice god nicole
12:29 AM - Eve Ishi: (( damn son ))
12:29 AM - Valentine: (bow down to Valentine)
12:30 AM - Valentine: (the bunny dice lord)
12:31 AM - Sign Here Please: Val successfully manages to clash and defend against a series of increasingly fierce swipes, stabs, jabs and otherwise painful looking sharp toys from cutting her to ribbons
12:31 AM - Valentine: (YESH)
12:32 AM - Sign Here Please: Eve's turn~
12:32 AM - Eve Ishi: (( noice ))
12:33 AM - Eve Ishi: how close am I
12:33 AM - Sign Here Please: close enough
12:33 AM - Sign Here Please: :v
12:34 AM - Eve Ishi: aight I'll just attack
12:34 AM - Eve Ishi: godamnit
12:34 AM - Eve Ishi: 13
12:35 AM - Sign Here Please: failur
12:36 AM - Eve Ishi: :c
12:36 AM - Eve Ishi: ill take it
12:37 AM - Sign Here Please: pfft
12:41 AM - Sign Here Please: so uh
12:41 AM - Sign Here Please: I think it was Val's turn
12:42 AM - Eve Ishi: ye
12:43 AM - Sign Here Please: You cut the last restraint on his leg, and he rolls off the table and scrambles out, holding his bleeding arm
12:43 AM - Sign Here Please: the arm that Val so politely cut
12:43 AM - Sign Here Please: but that's another matter
12:43 AM - Sign Here Please: Youma's turn~
12:43 AM - Valentine: "Now get out of here and wait with the girl and the bunny, you will know what i mean"
12:44 AM - Sign Here Please: It is incredible and undeniably sick of Val's shit
12:44 AM - Sign Here Please: by god, it is going to murder her
12:44 AM - Sign Here Please: HARD
12:44 AM - Valentine: (O.O)
12:45 AM - Sign Here Please: 23
12:45 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
12:45 AM - Sarah Salem: ((i just did 16 damage in one hit, and it wasnt a finisher  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 ))
12:45 AM - Sign Here Please: but it'll take half the damage it deals
12:45 AM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
12:46 AM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
12:46 AM - Sign Here Please: with two spinning blades, it swipes at Val with malicious intent and not very happy blades, dealing 12 damage
12:47 AM - Eve Ishi: (( dang son ))
12:48 AM - Sign Here Please: but it takes 6 damage
12:48 AM - Valentine: (i got 10 resolve left still)
12:48 AM - Sign Here Please: u go guardian gurl
12:50 AM - Sign Here Please: Eve's turn now
12:50 AM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
12:50 AM - Eve Ishi: (( oop right ))
12:50 AM - Eve Ishi: first I'll use quick heal and give val 2 resolve
12:51 AM - Eve Ishi: then I'll attack
12:51 AM - Eve Ishi: god fudging darn it
12:51 AM - Sign Here Please: pffft
12:51 AM - Sign Here Please: just OC then
12:51 AM - Sign Here Please: :v
12:52 AM - Eve Ishi: I wanna avoid fallout as much as possible T.T
12:52 AM - Eve Ishi: but alright fudge it
12:52 AM - Eve Ishi: 18
12:52 AM - Sign Here Please: now that's a roight n propa pass
12:53 AM - Sign Here Please: damage?
12:53 AM - Eve Ishi: 8
12:54 AM - Sign Here Please: yay
12:54 AM - Sign Here Please: ur meen
12:55 AM - Sign Here Please: Val's turn~
12:55 AM - Eve Ishi: c:
12:55 AM - Valentine: Val uses her Sundering Blow is her shooting The Cult getting a perfect shot in the head. If it misses it takes a chunk from the side of it skull not killing it but grazing it.
12:56 AM - Sign Here Please: roll
12:56 AM - Sarah Salem: (( where is the head on a machine that is made of knives n shit :v))
12:56 AM - Sign Here Please: shh
12:56 AM - Sarah Salem: (( sorry, had to))
12:57 AM - Sign Here Please: 4 damage, even tho it's a miss because of the finisher
12:59 AM - Sign Here Please: Youma's turn
1:00 AM - Sign Here Please: it attacks Eve
1:00 AM - Sign Here Please: what's yuor def?
1:00 AM - Eve Ishi: 7
1:00 AM - Eve Ishi: 3+4
1:01 AM - Sign Here Please: wow
1:01 AM - Sign Here Please: guess it hits you then :v
1:02 AM - Sign Here Please: unless you want to risk OC and defense roll it
1:02 AM - Eve Ishi: I'll clash it
1:02 AM - Eve Ishi: what was its roll?
1:03 AM - Sign Here Please: 14
1:03 AM - Eve Ishi: 16
1:04 AM - Eve Ishi: does it oc?
1:04 AM - Sign Here Please: nope
1:04 AM - Sign Here Please: you pass
1:04 AM - Sign Here Please: roll damage
1:04 AM - Eve Ishi: 6
1:05 AM - Sign Here Please: righto then
1:05 AM - Sign Here Please: Your turn, now
1:05 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
1:06 AM - Eve Ishi: i'll use final impact, which gives my attack an addition 1d6+3 damage
1:06 AM - Sign Here Please: awye
1:06 AM - Eve Ishi: 15 bby
1:07 AM - Sign Here Please: I see a 6 in there~
1:07 AM - Sign Here Please: roll OC bb
1:07 AM - Sign Here Please: pow
1:07 AM - Sign Here Please: hit
1:07 AM - Sign Here Please: roll damage
1:07 AM - Eve Ishi: 12
1:09 AM - Sign Here Please: hot dayum
1:09 AM - Eve Ishi: c:
1:09 AM - Sign Here Please: noice hit, and you cut a few of the arms with spinny cutty ouchie blades clean off
1:09 AM - Sign Here Please: but its still buzzin around
1:09 AM - Eve Ishi: hurray
1:09 AM - Eve Ishi: and oh no
1:09 AM - Sign Here Please: Val's turn
1:10 AM - Valentine: Val with tears streaming from her eyes from pyscial and emotional exhaustion, she uses her star slice attack.
1:10 AM - Sign Here Please: roll then
1:11 AM - Sign Here Please: Val cuts the mechanical demon with her demon's bane knife of justice or something?
1:11 AM - Sign Here Please: roll damage
1:15 AM - Sign Here Please: 7 damage
1:15 AM - Sign Here Please: it starts buzzing, sparking and smoking, but it's still jerking about
1:15 AM - Sign Here Please: its turn
1:15 AM - Sign Here Please: attacking Eve again~
1:15 AM - Sign Here Please: 12
1:17 AM - Eve Ishi: whoops
1:17 AM - Sign Here Please: what's your defense again?
1:17 AM - Eve Ishi: I'll take the hit
1:17 AM - Sign Here Please: kay
1:17 AM - Eve Ishi: 7
1:17 AM - Sign Here Please: merely 4, my child
1:17 AM - Eve Ishi: woop
1:18 AM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
1:21 AM - Sign Here Please: ok, so Eve's turn now
1:21 AM - Sign Here Please: come on silly
1:21 AM - Eve Ishi: oh gosh sorry I forgot
1:21 AM - Eve Ishi: i'll go in for a normal attack
1:21 AM - Eve Ishi: 14
1:22 AM - Sign Here Please: you got a 6~
1:22 AM - Sign Here Please: roll 1d6
1:23 AM - Eve Ishi: 3
1:23 AM - Eve Ishi: 17
1:23 AM - Eve Ishi: 9 damage
1:24 AM - Sign Here Please: pow
1:24 AM - Sign Here Please: you finish the beastie
1:24 AM - Eve Ishi: woop
1:24 AM - Sign Here Please: BUT
1:25 AM - Eve Ishi: D:
1:25 AM - Sign Here Please: not before it goes completely bonkers haywire, spinning blades of doom everywhere!
1:25 AM - Eve Ishi: T>T
1:26 AM - Valentine: O.O
1:26 AM - Sign Here Please: it rolled 16 on haywire everywhere bullshit
1:26 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
1:27 AM - Eve Ishi: ohmai
1:27 AM - Eri Motai: (it's ok, everything is just cheeky in zelda boss land nothing going wrong here no sir-rey bob)
1:27 AM - Eve Ishi: (( :c ))
1:29 AM - Sign Here Please: combutt is over~
1:29 AM - Sign Here Please: the machine explodes, dropping a small gem on the operating table
1:29 AM - Eve Ishi: did it do damage or kill anything or
1:29 AM - Sign Here Please: 6 damage to everyone
1:29 AM - Sign Here Please: so you gut cut some more
1:30 AM - Sign Here Please: but nothing that matters
1:30 AM - Sign Here Please: since combat is over
1:30 AM - Eve Ishi: Oh cool nothing big then
1:30 AM - Eve Ishi: sweet
1:30 AM - Eve Ishi: "Uhm...good work."
1:30 AM - Eve Ishi: *Eve eyes the oblivion seed* "Do you want to rock, paper, scissors for it?"
1:31 AM - Valentine: On her knees about to pass out "yah..."
1:32 AM - Eve Ishi: (( can I use sorcery to bend luck in my favor and win? ))
1:32 AM - Sign Here Please: :v
1:32 AM - Sign Here Please: pffffffft
1:32 AM - Eve Ishi: (( c: ))
1:32 AM - Valentine: LOL
1:32 AM - Valentine: mmk
1:32 AM - Valentine: (how do we do it)
1:32 AM - Sign Here Please: roll magic, then
1:33 AM - Eve Ishi: (( 16 c: ))
1:33 AM - Sign Here Please: you too, Val
1:33 AM - Eve Ishi: awwww yeeee
1:33 AM - Valentine: "t-take it"
1:33 AM - Sign Here Please: Eve wins the game~
1:34 AM - Eve Ishi: "Thanks...no hard feelings?" *Eve pockets the seed and extends her hand*
1:34 AM - Valentine: "yah no hard feelsings" she said wiping her ters away and takeing her hand
1:34 AM - Valentine: *tears
1:35 AM - Sign Here Please: Ally pokes her head in. "Is... it over?"
1:35 AM - Eve Ishi: "Les go check on the others and then I'll heal you."
1:36 AM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah, no need to worry now. Hey did someone come out to you guys? Adult dude?"
1:37 AM - Valentine: Vl knees down and picks up Jake and holds him close to her
1:37 AM - Sign Here Please: He's passed out, though there's a wrapping around his wound
1:37 AM - Sign Here Please: his torn shirt
1:38 AM - Eve Ishi: *Eve heals him to the best of her abilities*
1:39 AM - Sign Here Please: kay


~~MEANWHILE, PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah and Eri - Clash~~

Sarah Salem entered chat.
Sarah Salem: (( hi ))
Eri Motai: ((sup))
Sign Here Please: so
Sign Here Please: what do you lot want to do
Sarah Salem: wait for the elevator to descend :v
Eri Motai: Eri quickly searches the group in the elevator for people who might question them about their attire.
Sign Here Please: None seem interested in talking to the crazy duo who charged into the elevator in cosplay
Sarah Salem: I quickly check to see where Gekko is.
Sarah Salem: ((quickly quickly quick to quick where quick quick))
Sign Here Please: Where did you send him?
Sign Here Please: To watch your briefcase iirc
Sarah Salem: ye
Sign Here Please: You see through Gekko's vision to view him dancing around on your bed, circling the not-so-hidden briefcase
Sarah Salem: Works for me. I go back to my vision.
Eri Motai: "So Sarah, where'd you suppose this convention is?"
Sarah Salem: "You told me you knew."
Eri Motai: "Oh, yeah."
Eri Motai: "Heh-heh."
Eri Motai: "I suppose we could stop by my dad's work place, and see if I can get that metal container thing loaned to me."
Sarah Salem: "If you say so." I check how long til ground.
Sign Here Please: You come to ground now, and a majority of the people flood out
Sarah Salem: ((we really should have gotten a map))
Eri Motai: (i know this place like the back of my hand~)
Eri Motai: "ONWARDS, TO JUSTICE!" Eri tightens her grip on Sarah and begins pointing towards her dad's workplace.
Sarah Salem: I submit to her pull and follow Eri
Sign Here Please: You get odd looks but charge out like there ain't no fucks to give
Eri Motai: Eri leads on for a brief while, until she finds an alleyway close to the factory.
Eri Motai: "Hey Sarah, I think we should probably drop the outfits."
Eri Motai: "Some people might flip out if we just waltz in there with armor and weapons."
Sign Here Please: considering you've been tromping around in a ninja suit and full armor
Sign Here Please: :V
Eri Motai: (but this is my dad's work place, it's different :P)
Sarah Salem: I think back to the mile or so we've walked in full gear.
Sarah Salem: "Alright."
Sarah Salem: ~destranformation sequence~
Sarah Salem: ~complete with some shoujo-ass music~
Eri Motai: I join in with the detransformations.
Sign Here Please: And done
Sign Here Please: so, you're right outside the factory
Sign Here Please: seems like it's not currently running, at the least
Eri Motai: Eri checks the front doors to see if they are locked.
Sign Here Please: Well, duh, they are
Sarah Salem: What kinda lock?
Sarah Salem: Like a bigass padlock?
Sign Here Please: Nope, just a normal locked door
Sign Here Please: no easily cuttable padlocks here
Sarah Salem: shame
Sarah Salem: can i try sorcery-ing that shit open?
Eri Motai: Eri sighs and backs up. "Ok, this might or might not be a problem."
Sign Here Please: explain "sorcery-ing"
Sarah Salem: as in with magic :v
Sign Here Please: your element is time
Sign Here Please: how do you expect to open a door with time manipulation
Sign Here Please: you can't just "magic" everything
Sarah Salem: hyper age the lock C:
Sarah Salem: its magic, i aint gotta explain shit
Eri Motai: (what kind of lock is it though, an electrical one?)
Sign Here Please: I don't think that's quite a power you're capable of?
Sign Here Please: mechanical
Sarah Salem: yeah i dunno :v
Eri Motai: (ok no luck, besides melting the door with microwaves)
Eri Motai: (which is not very sneaky)
Sarah Salem: (neither is my idea)
Sarah Salem: (which is cleaving the door in half)
Eri Motai: Eri checks around the back to see if there are any alternative waves into the building.
Eri Motai: ways*
Sign Here Please: Finesse rolls~
Sarah Salem: 17
Eri Motai: 17 buddies~
Sarah Salem: woo~
Eri Motai: (inb4 we are getting shot by snipers)
Sarah Salem: (already did that in cyberpunk)
Sarah Salem: (well i didnt, but appy did c;)
Sign Here Please: You spot an air vent sticking out of the second story wall
Sarah Salem: Any ways to climb up there?
Eri Motai: Eri checks around to see if there are any dumpsters that might be able to give us a boost
Sign Here Please: Looks like it'll take some serious mojo to pull off, but you notice a dumpster that you can leap off of to grab onto the fire escape ladder of the opposite building. You can then climb that ladder up, jump back across, latch onto a pipe, and then climb over and into the vent
Sign Here Please: Or you could totally magic some shit up if you've got any clever ideas~
Sarah Salem: ((hold this for 15 minutes, i gotta go become clean))
Eri Motai: (it's ok, I'm totally solving this puzzle)
Sarah Salem: (dont go widdout me))
Eri Motai: Eri checks around, and sees if there are any people watching. If there isn't, she re-transforms and attempts to melt the ladder off the opposing building's fire escape.
Sign Here Please: what possible use would melting the ladder gain you
Eri Motai: I wish to melt the ladder off the fire escape, so I have a free ladder
Eri Motai: like, disconnect it from the fire escape, and see if I can just lean it on the wall close to the pipe
Sign Here Please: that would cut out the middleman, I suppose
Sign Here Please: I was thinking Sarah could just throw shit into the air, stop time, then skip across it real quick
Eri Motai: (I suppose that would work)
Eri Motai: (but Sarah kinda jumped ship so I had to figure it out using destruction of public property :u)
Sarah Salem: (back)
Eri Motai: (do the thing dan conviently gave us the answer to)
Sarah Salem: (doesnt work like that :v))
Sarah Salem: ((as soon as i hop on it, it goes back to moving and we fall like fucks))
Eri Motai: (Ok dan, I guess we go with my idea; Operation Cut-Out-The-Middle-Man)
Sarah Salem: i was thinking of just
Sarah Salem: polevaulting up
Sarah Salem: with my billhook
Sarah Salem: and then pulling you up as well
Eri Motai: or that
Eri Motai: I'll go with Operation COTMM if Sarah can't do the job.
Sign Here Please: don't think your hook is quite tall enough for that
Sarah Salem: its 6 feet even
Sarah Salem: close enough :v
Sign Here Please: yes, but it's the second story
Sarah Salem: shit.
Sarah Salem: well it DOES have a hook
Sign Here Please: yeah yeah, go melt the ladder or whatever
Sarah Salem: thatd make too muc hnoise
Eri Motai: roll to melt?
Sign Here Please: go for it
Eri Motai: I'll toss an oc in there
Sign Here Please: and now you need to toss another
Sign Here Please: :V
Eri Motai: 21 for ladder melting/retrieval
Sign Here Please: you melt the entire ladder into slag
Sarah Salem: gj
Sarah Salem: i wouldnt be surprised if he did
Sign Here Please: he did
Sign Here Please: that's what I just said
Sign Here Please: :v
Eri Motai: "..."
Eri Motai: "Why does it never work on the bad guys."
Sarah Salem: "Good job."
Sarah Salem: I sigh and go for the original plan of like, parkouring this shit.
Sarah Salem: whaddo i roll
Sign Here Please: start with physical :v
Sarah Salem: 16
Sarah Salem: lolphysicalchecks
Sign Here Please: since the ladder you originally intended to grab onto was destroyed, you vault with your hook for extra height and grab onto the rail of the fire escape
Sarah Salem: I pull myself up~
Eri Motai: Through the power of teamwork, I try and have Sarah boost me up once she's ready.
Sarah Salem: oh yeah, pull that bitch up :v
Sign Here Please: guess I should let that slide as a roll :v
Sign Here Please: You pull Eri up
Sign Here Please: Next, another physical roll~
Sign Here Please: to jump to the pipe
Sign Here Please: c:
Sarah Salem: 11
Sarah Salem: gj me
Eri Motai: 12 gg everyone go home
Sign Here Please: Sarah attempts to jump the railing and over to the pipe
Sign Here Please: her foot catches, and she falls face first onto concrete
Sign Here Please: Eri follows suit, but at least in her case she has a nice soft Sarah to land on
Eri Motai: *pomf*
Sign Here Please: gj
Sarah Salem: What are we gonna do on the floor, Onii-chan?
Sarah Salem: lets try that again :v
Sign Here Please: physical rolls, bb
Eri Motai: 9
Sarah Salem: 19, 17
Sign Here Please: Sarah once agai vaults onto the fire escape, pulling Eri up before she jumps and successfully lands her grasp onto the pipe
Sign Here Please: Eri, though, falls flat once more
Sarah Salem: gj
Eri Motai: *Pomf*
Sarah Salem: I go for the next step in the thingy
Sarah Salem: Physroll again~?
Sign Here Please: Crawl your way over to the vent, get in, then lean out and use your hook to let her grab it
Sign Here Please: so yes
Sign Here Please: physroll
Sarah Salem: 11 again
Sarah Salem: shit.
Eri Motai: Should I roll too, to see if I don't butcher it on my end?
Eri Motai: and/or help with this pullings up?
Sarah Salem: you have to get back up again :v
Sign Here Please: OH FFS
Sign Here Please: I GIVE UP WITH YOU LOT
Sign Here Please: :v
Eri Motai: Well, I roll a 17, either for having Sarah help me up or getting up the ladder
Sarah Salem: we'll be here all night
Sign Here Please: Sarah successfully makes her way to the vent
Sign Here Please: how about that
Sign Here Please: because then we're gonna be rolling all night :v
Eri Motai: ok, so through the power of jumpcuts we make our way into the vents?
Sarah Salem: yyyyep
Sarah Salem: i pull eri up i guess
Sign Here Please: With some possibly lewd grunts, you're both now in the vent
Sarah Salem: ((why.))
Sign Here Please: c;
Sign Here Please: ;oooo
Sarah Salem: KK, windwaker that shit and start crawling forward :v
Eri Motai: Eri pokes Sarah's butt, "Hey lets hurry up, my chest hurts and I'm tired."
Sign Here Please: You crawl a ways forwards before you hear a metallic squealing, then a groaning
Sarah Salem: ((gj you touched my ass and broke the vent))
Sign Here Please: finesse roll to crawl forwards carefully~
Sarah Salem: 10
Sarah Salem: sorry eri :v
Eri Motai: 13
Sign Here Please: As Eri pokes Sarah's arse, the vent breaks
Eri Motai: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfaxquIn060
Sarah Salem: :v
Sarah Salem: wait a second isnt this the MGS2 game over?
Sarah Salem: sad that i know
Eri Motai: they could be the same, but that doesn't matter atm
Eri Motai: we are now in freefall into a factory
Sign Here Please: yep
Eri Motai: wherever the free fall is though, I have no clue
Eri Motai: hopefully we land on a catwalk
Sign Here Please: over molten liquid u die le end
Sign Here Please: c:
Sarah Salem: this feels familiar, somehow
Sign Here Please: nah, you thunk to the ground painfully
Sign Here Please: the vent vibrates, leaving a ringing in your ears
Sarah Salem: "!"
Eri Motai: *Pomf*
Sarah Salem: I crawl the hell outta there.
Eri Motai: Eri checks her new surroundings.
Sign Here Please: You're on the factory floor, and there are large machines around that you don't know how they work
Sarah Salem: I search for ye containers.
Eri Motai: Eri holds Sarah close to whisper in her ear.
Eri Motai: "Ok look, we're looking for small metal pan like things
Eri Motai: "Hey look like the pans you would bake bread in, but they are going to be way heavier."
Sarah Salem: I nod, and begin the search.
Eri Motai: (They)
Eri Motai: Eri goes invisible, and searches in a different direction.
Sarah Salem: I just disappear my hook n start sneakin
Sign Here Please: Finesse 2 search
Sarah Salem: 14
Eri Motai: 14
Sarah Salem: 14 buds
Sign Here Please: gj
Sign Here Please: u pass
Eri Motai: (also inb4 my dad recognizes me on security footage)
Sarah Salem: (ur fukn invisible)
Eri Motai: (not when we fell in, or were walking around outside :P)
Sarah Salem: (true)
Sarah Salem: (your fault :v)
Eri Motai: (he won't be able to get to me yet, he just works as an electrician)
Eri Motai: (so the soonest the repurcussions should fall is going to be tomorrow, or the day after, assuming I hide out in Tier 2)
Eri Motai: (if they happen at all)
Sign Here Please: :v
Sarah Salem: ( :v )
Sign Here Please: well, you find a storage closet full of pans of varying size
Sign Here Please: because I don't know how actual factories work
Sarah Salem: *takes*
Eri Motai: (that's about accurate really dan)
Eri Motai: (they usually keep some in storage in case a few go bad)
Sarah Salem: (yeah i can imagine)
Sarah Salem: Oh, and I take the moment to check on eyeguy
Sign Here Please: You get no visual feedback from eyeguy, Probably sleeping
Sarah Salem: goddammit gekko
Sarah Salem: you had ONE JOB
Eri Motai: Eri whispers to Sarah, "Ok, we need to get out of here. Lets try the front door."
Sarah Salem: "Shame we broke something. I wanted to slip in and out unnoticed." I whisper back, before heading to the door.
Sign Here Please: You enter the closet and begin searching
Sign Here Please: then the door slams shut behind you not long after
Sarah Salem: ok then
Sarah Salem: "What did you do."
Sarah Salem: I grope around in the dark for Eri
Sarah Salem: (not that kind of groupe)
Sarah Salem: (grope)
Eri Motai: "Wasn't me." Eri whispers whilst avoiding Sarah's... groping.
Eri Motai: (roll to avoid gropes? :T)
Sarah Salem: ((pfft))
Sign Here Please: no, that shant be necessary
Sign Here Please: with an overly dramatic click, a light turns on overhead, revealing... not the closet you were in before
Eri Motai: "Oh... kay."
Sarah Salem: ((knew there'd be a youma))
Sarah Salem: I get my hook back out.
Eri Motai: (good thing I'm still invisible or else this would suuuuck)
Sarah Salem: (fucker :v))
Sign Here Please: The room you're in is, shockingly, a hallway
Sign Here Please: and it leads in one direction: forwards
Sarah Salem: I head in one direction: forwards
Eri Motai: (I follow right behind Sarah, using her presense to help mask mine)
Sarah Salem: ((ur welcum bb))
Sign Here Please: you emerge onto a network of catwalks hanging over vats of bubbling metallic liquid
Sarah Salem: ((i knew you were going to pull this shit))
Sign Here Please: can't not
Sign Here Please: c:
Sarah Salem: I creep cautiously forward, and try to avoid looking down.
Sign Here Please: the catwalks are suspended by Black Mesa patented cables which look painfully easy to cut
Sign Here Please: The catwalk swings and rocks gently as you walk
Eri Motai: Eri gives Sarah enough space this time to cross the catwalk.
Sarah Salem: ((your dad works at a SHIT factory))
Eri Motai: (hey how was I supposed to know that there was a monster hiding in the closet)
Sarah Salem: ((everyone should know Where the Wild Things Are))
Eri Motai: (:/)
Sign Here Please: You walk onwards, lighted by the glow of molten liquid
Sign Here Please: metal
Sarah Salem: ((its molten AND liquid?))
Eri Motai: (no way that's some 4th dimensional shit)
Sarah Salem: ((cuh-rayzee))
Sign Here Please: sh
Sign Here Please: nightmare
Sign Here Please: anything can happen
Sarah Salem: :v
Eri Motai: "So Sarah" Eri whispers, "If you had to guess, what kind of monster is this?"
Sign Here Please: Out of one of the vats erupts a long tendril, molten metal running down its side
Sarah Salem: "I think we just found out."
Sarah Salem: I shift to a ready stance with my billhook.
Eri Motai: (Hey, quick theory on youmas)
Sarah Salem: (hm?)
Eri Motai: (I bet they are like, "ghosts" of people who died in some horrific ways, and their youma form 'demonstrates' how they died.)
Sarah Salem: (thats a cool idea, but how does that explain the massive eyeball youma))
Eri Motai: (ah, I wouldn't really know. Perhaps a suicide from bullying?)
Sarah Salem: ((who played basketball))
Sign Here Please: :v
Sarah Salem: ((other than that, rad idea))
Sarah Salem: ((makes this a lot darker :v))
Sign Here Please: The tendril slams into the catwalk in front of you
Sign Here Please: shattering it and sending you stumbling
Sarah Salem: ohjeez
Sign Here Please: teehee
Sign Here Please: welp, time 4 initative
Sarah Salem: 12, shit
Eri Motai: 16
Sign Here Please: ye and me roll 1d6
Sign Here Please: welp, you go first
Sign Here Please: :v
Eri Motai: indeed
Eri Motai: Is the tendril thing in range?
Sign Here Please: hm
Sign Here Please: hang on, I could probably get a stupid quick map up on roll20
Eri Motai: Ok better question, are there fire supression systems on the ceiling?
Sign Here Please: nope c:
Eri Motai: Figured :u
Sign Here Please: https://app.roll20.net/join/263494/MqK9mg
Sign Here Please: making map now~
Sarah Salem: oh no idk how to erase that
Eri Motai: nope it's there to stay gg
Sign Here Please: almost done bb
Sign Here Please: BAM
Sign Here Please: I AM AN ARTIST
Eri Motai: 11/10 would play again
Eri Motai: (also where's the fire this sux I wanna go home)
Sarah Salem: my icons arent too bad
Sign Here Please: not at all boy!
Sign Here Please: so yeah
Sign Here Please: eri
Sign Here Please: go
Sign Here Please: you're invisobitch btw so magic surprise bonus
Eri Motai: (is it hiding inside a vat?)
Sign Here Please: the circle is it
Sign Here Please: it's out at the moment
Eri Motai: (hmm, sword range not long enough, only ranged attack atm is microwaving his ass)
Eri Motai: (options.... slim)
Sign Here Please: also Sarah's within microwave :v
Sign Here Please: best not make her lose 10 resolve
Sign Here Please: that's becoming a trend
Eri Motai: (yeah, lets avoid that)
Eri Motai: (how much move I get again? 7?)
Eri Motai: (I assume it's equal to either fitness or finesse or something)
Eri Motai: (unless it's static)
Sign Here Please: physical
Sign Here Please: equal to physical
Eri Motai: (ok, I move up one, than right 4, than 2 up)
Eri Motai: (basically, I"ll be on the catwalk directly to the right of the monster)
Sign Here Please: mhm
Eri Motai: From there, Eri begins to buff her blade with magic.
Sign Here Please: right then
Sign Here Please: and done
Sign Here Please: next the youma attacks
Sign Here Please: swiping at Sarah! C:
Sarah Salem: you gonna roll?
Sign Here Please: yes
Sign Here Please: I'm working with 2 combats at the same time, then Eve
Sign Here Please: cut me some slack
Sarah Salem: aight
Sign Here Please: 14
Sign Here Please: your defense?
Eri Motai: (2 whole combats wth is happenin the only person who could be combating is new girl)
Sarah Salem: pfft
Sarah Salem: my defense is uh
Sarah Salem: 10
Sarah Salem: im gonna roll defense tho
Sarah Salem: to like
Sarah Salem: defend
Sarah Salem: ye
Eri Motai: (so you're gonna clash then?)
Sarah Salem: (she said something about fighting her brother)
Sarah Salem: (no, just defend)
Sign Here Please: so, it hits then
Sign Here Please: unless you want to take an oc
Sign Here Please: :v
Sarah Salem: uh no, im gonna roll to defend :v
Sarah Salem: ok im gonna OC
Sarah Salem: shuddup :c
Sarah Salem: :I
Sarah Salem: 3 OC
Sign Here Please: gj
Sarah Salem: 26
Sarah Salem: rekt
Eri Motai: (totally blocked that shit)
Sign Here Please: and also, there is no "rolling to defend"
Sign Here Please: defense is your defense score + 4
Sign Here Please: then you can choose to OC it
Sarah Salem: Attack
This is a magical attack on an enemy, intended to cause harm. Make an Attack challenge. If your
result is equal to or under the enemy’s passive defense (Defense Attribute+4), then the attack is considered
to have failed. You may spend Overcharge at this point to improve your attack past the enemy’s passive
defense, if so desired. If the attack beats the enemy’s passive defense, then the defender may choose to
roll a Defense challenge to oppose the Attack challenge (note that they do not have to do this, they may
choose to simply take the attack and not risk gaining Overcharge on the Defense challenge.) If the attacker
wins the challenge, the defender takes 1d6 damage, plus half the attacker’s Attack attribute (round down),
plus 1 for each Overcharge die the attacker incurred during the attack roll.
Sign Here Please: right then
Sign Here Please: You block the swipe with the handle of your billhook
Sign Here Please: and it retreats into an idle position in its little vat
Sign Here Please: so now it's your turn, Data
Sarah Salem left chat.
Eri Motai: (gg)
Sign Here Please: ^
Sign Here Please: data
Sign Here Please: ur go
Sign Here Please: oh he left
Sarah Salem entered chat.
Sarah Salem: whatdi miss?
Sign Here Please: 10:56 PM - Sign Here Please: right then
10:58 PM - Sign Here Please: You block the swipe with the handle of your billhook
10:58 PM - Sign Here Please: and it retreats into an idle position in its little vat
11:02 PM - Sign Here Please: so now it's your turn, Data
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem left chat.
11:02 PM - Eri Motai: (gg)
11:02 PM - Sign Here Please: ^
11:02 PM - Sign Here Please: data
11:02 PM - Sign Here Please: ur go
Eri Motai: (Hey dan this is what I'm gonna have my dog look like, albiet with a mangled ear on the same side of her missing leg)
Eri Motai: (http://i.imgur.com/6bop5Kr.jpg?1)
Sarah Salem: oh ok
Sarah Salem: I uh
Sarah Salem: shit i cant do anything
Sign Here Please: um
Eri Motai: (darn it why are melee fighters fighting ranged monsters oh the humanity)
Eri Motai: (:P)
Sign Here Please: its like right in front of you you can cut it
Sarah Salem: oh
Sarah Salem: ok then
Sarah Salem: attack that bitch
Sarah Salem: are you shitting me.
Sarah Salem: 10
Sign Here Please: nice fail m8
Sarah Salem: fuck it
Sarah Salem: OC
Eri Motai: (you gotta hit da monsta)
Sarah Salem: 15
Sign Here Please: now you hit it
Sign Here Please: I SHOULD oc that roll for defense to be a dick
Sign Here Please: c:
Sign Here Please: but I won't
Sarah Salem: 7 damage
Sign Here Please: k
Sign Here Please: Eri's go
Eri Motai: (Is monster still in melee range of Sarah?)
Eri Motai: (And therefor, myself once I move?)
Sign Here Please: considering she just it it
Sign Here Please: yes
Sign Here Please: hit*
Sarah Salem: (we are very dense sometimes :v)
Eri Motai: (can we share the same space? I assume not)
Sarah Salem: (maybe if we hug real close c:)
Eri Motai: (if not, I guess I"ll have to stand on the edge of the cat walk)
Sarah Salem: ( :v )
Sarah Salem: (aren't you already in melee range)
Sign Here Please: you do realize there's a map right
Sarah Salem: (or is it only in range because my weapon is long as fuck)
Sign Here Please: it's in range because it's a big tentacle and the vat takes up that entire gap between the catwalks
Eri Motai: (AH ok that makes more sense)
Sarah Salem: (yeah, thanks for clarifying bb)
Eri Motai: (I thought it was like, a 2 yard gap between the catwalk and the vats)
Eri Motai: Eri goes for the sneak attack.
Sign Here Please: roll
Eri Motai: 17
Sign Here Please: that is a lot of buffs
Eri Motai: (6 is attack stat, +2 from sneak attack, +1 from sword, +1 from striker class)
Sign Here Please: ooh, right
Sign Here Please: noice
Sarah Salem: ((that is a lot of buffs))
Sign Here Please: hit, in any case
Sign Here Please: damage
Eri Motai: 9 damage
Sign Here Please: bam, hit
Sign Here Please: Tentacool's turn~
Sign Here Please: It ducks into the vat
Sign Here Please: and reemerged from the vat behind Eri
Sign Here Please: then attacks
Sign Here Please: 11
Sign Here Please: your defense?
Sarah Salem: ((challenge that shit, thats easy  to beat yo))
Eri Motai: defense is 9
Eri Motai: gonna have to defense challange
Eri Motai: (how does that work again, so we are all on the same page)
Sarah Salem: ((2d6+def))
Sign Here Please: just roll defense like attack
Sign Here Please: OCd
Eri Motai: 14, but I got a six
Eri Motai: nice, 3 ocs
Eri Motai: it's what I always wanted
Sarah Salem: guess we both have rad OC luck :v
Eri Motai: or wait no, it's 2
Sarah Salem: THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS YOU TURNCOAT
Sign Here Please: :v
Sign Here Please: gj, you also defend against the tentacle
Sign Here Please: Sarah's turn now!
Sarah Salem: I'm not in immediate danger, so I'll try and add that sweet, sweet magical armor to Eri.
Sarah Salem: is that a support roll :v
Sign Here Please: ye
Sign Here Please: forgot you took that
Sign Here Please: OC
Sarah Salem: fifteen
Sign Here Please: did we set a TN for that?
Sarah Salem: no
Sign Here Please: wh, whatev
Sign Here Please: eh*
Sign Here Please: you pass
Sarah Salem: aight, eri's got +3 passive defense for 4 turns
Sign Here Please: daaamn
Sign Here Please: nice 1
Sarah Salem: ((ye))
Eri Motai: (all ye)
Sign Here Please: Eri's turn again, then
Eri Motai: Eri is surprised by her newfound armor, rolls with it.
Eri Motai: She then enters Full Drive and takes another stab at the monster.
Sign Here Please: roll
Eri Motai: (is attacking a magical challenge?)
Eri Motai: (I just wanna make sure it's not)
Sign Here Please: yes
Sign Here Please: attacking with magical power is, indeed, a magical challenge
Eri Motai: indeedily
Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
Eri Motai: (more striking power for me~)
Eri Motai: (23, and an oc)
Eri Motai: (24 altogether)
Eri Motai: (down to 16 resolve)
Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
Sign Here Please: so what'd you roll?
Sign Here Please: that looks like over 20 so it's a hit
Sign Here Please: now damage?
Eri Motai: 12 damage
Eri Motai: (also, the attack roll was 2d6+6, with +2 from full drive, +2 from sword, +1 from striker)
Eri Motai: (and full drive lets me roll another 1d6 which replaces lowest die
Sign Here Please: jesus, so 12 damage?
Eri Motai: (yea, tis indeed a 12 damage)
Sign Here Please: nice
Eri Motai: (but I am so squishy dan plz don't nerf)
Sign Here Please: relax u cunt
Sign Here Please: Tentacool
Eri Motai: (T.T)
Sign Here Please: has had enough of your shit
Sign Here Please: and it calls in a buddy
Sign Here Please: who then attack opposite sides of your catwalk, leaving you dangling on a middle piece
Sign Here Please: how does r20 work again eh whateva
Sarah Salem: (( gg))
Sign Here Please: you get the odea
Sign Here Please: idea
Eri Motai: "Hey.... Sarah?!"
Sarah Salem: "Yes?"
Eri Motai: "A little help?"
Sarah Salem: (( wimp ))
Sarah Salem: I uh
Sarah Salem: Are the cables still hanging?
Sign Here Please: yep, but she's standing on that tiny piece
Sarah Salem: fuckin shit pull yourself up mate
Sarah Salem: I move up 1, and over 3 or something
Sarah Salem: so I'm lined up with the tentacle right there
Sarah Salem: and then I poke that bitch :v
Sign Here Please: like that?
Sarah Salem: ye
Sarah Salem: also forgot the +3 from thrusting
Sarah Salem: so 15
Sign Here Please: hit
Sign Here Please: damage
Sarah Salem: 7 damage
Sign Here Please: woo
Eri Motai: (btw dan I just realized that I haven't been adding the damages from my ocs :/ It's fine though, it's just like, 3 damage to the one monster)
Sign Here Please: right then
Eri Motai: (just add one damage, instead of three)
Sign Here Please: so uh, Sarah rolled 7 on damage and I'll add your 3 OC
Eri Motai: (I don't remember what happened on my other attack roll)
Eri Motai: (yeah, it's only one I just remembered)
Sign Here Please: good enough
Sign Here Please: so that was Sarah's go, now it's Eri's again
Eri Motai: I'll attempt to jump over
Eri Motai: to the catwalk that Sarah is on
Sign Here Please: physical~
Eri Motai: 14
Sign Here Please: you hop over
Eri Motai: I'll then use Lightning Strike, so that my attack is a free action.
Eri Motai: and I'll roll to attack
Sign Here Please: moving is your free action though
Sign Here Please: so you can't LS
Eri Motai: well, I guess I"ll still attack then, just without the +1 to hit then :T
Sign Here Please: kay :v
Sign Here Please: so that's 13 then?
Eri Motai: DOUBLE OC
Sign Here Please: WELP
Sign Here Please: OC UP THE ARSE
Sign Here Please: core blimey m8
Eri Motai: so, 29 altogether
Sign Here Please: damage
Eri Motai: (I think that's the highest I can reach actually dan, without going into extreme oc terriorty)
Eri Motai: 8 damage
Sarah Salem: ((great roll, and then minimum damage))
Sarah Salem: ((gg))
Sign Here Please: that include the OC?
Eri Motai: (it does I think, let me make sure)
Eri Motai: (1 from dice roll
Eri Motai: 3 from max sword buff
Eri Motai: 1 from striker
Eri Motai: woops, it's 11, forgot to add half attack
Eri Motai: )
Sarah Salem: ((woo ))
Sarah Salem: ((much better :v))
Eri Motai: (I should note that I'm striking the one that we've been beating on this whole time)
Eri Motai: (and not the new tentacle)
Sign Here Please: kay
Sign Here Please: you cut it clean in half, and the half still in the vat wiggles before it slowly sinks under
Eri Motai: (man am I going to fallout
Eri Motai: )
Sarah Salem: (( well if you got OC, definitely :v))
Eri Motai: (headin into the dangerzone~)
Sign Here Please: Tenta2 retreats into the vat again
Sarah Salem: ((more of the highway to hell :v))
Sarah Salem: ((this is getting pretty damn ZERUDA NO DENSETSU))
Sign Here Please: if this was an anime then some ridicously heavy metal music would start playing right now
Sarah Salem: ((im guessing now the boss music starts playin))
Sign Here Please: as 6 tentacles emerge from different vats across the room
Sign Here Please: and a reeeeeally big one comes out of the one in the middle
Sarah Salem: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlF0-Qs2xkI ))
Sign Here Please: Sarah's go
Sarah Salem: I attack the same tentacle.
Sign Here Please: roll
Sarah Salem: 14
Sign Here Please: neat
Sarah Salem: 6 damage
Sign Here Please: you jab your hook into the tentacle, tearing it out in a spray of gore and hot metal droplets
Sign Here Please: Eri's go
Eri Motai: Eri dispells the black body from her sword, so as to let it cool down.
Eri Motai: She then moves down two and strikes at the tentacle.
Eri Motai: 17 with oc
Eri Motai: 21 altogether
Eri Motai: (really pushing into the dangerzone now)
Eri Motai: (2 magic, 4 heart, 4 fury atm, and no where near close to beating boss)
Sarah Salem: ((thats not really dangerzone :v))
Sarah Salem: ((you're nearing it tho))
Eri Motai: (did I do?)
Sign Here Please: oh
Sarah Salem: ((im thinkin yes :v))
Sign Here Please: yeah, you pass
Eri Motai: (ok, remembering what effects are active)
Sarah Salem: ((this is why i made my shit simple :v))
Eri Motai: (1d6+3 base, +1 striker, +1 full drive, +1 oc)
Sign Here Please: then roll
Eri Motai: 7
Eri Motai: (12 resolve atm data, just fyi)
Sign Here Please: all those buffs and still shit damage
Sign Here Please: :v
Sarah Salem: ((yeah dude i cant heal you :v))
Sarah Salem: ((deactivate full drive so you dont murder yourself))
Sign Here Please: Youma's turn~
Sarah Salem: ((also next turn i think your armor disappears
Eri Motai: (yeah, that's right)
12:20 AM - Sign Here Please: :v
12:20 AM - Sign Here Please: anyway yeah youma
12:20 AM - Eri Motai: oh I feel stupid
12:20 AM - Sign Here Please: did you get the part about Eri taking 6 damage I think?
12:20 AM - Sarah Salem: nope
12:20 AM - Eri Motai: (oh no I didn't)
12:21 AM - Sign Here Please: well you took 6 damage from a tenta
12:21 AM - Eri Motai: (I've been taking damage to resolve via Full Drive)
12:21 AM - Eri Motai: (was there any way for me to dodge?)
12:21 AM - Eri Motai: (cuz I was unaware I was under attack)
12:21 AM - Sign Here Please: roll defense if you want
12:21 AM - Sign Here Please: oh, well it attacked you and rolled 11, took an OC, got 6, then got 4
12:22 AM - Sarah Salem: i wouldnt risk it
12:22 AM - Eri Motai: so, 21?
12:22 AM - Eri Motai: I might as well take it, I don't think I can beat it even without doing really well :/
12:23 AM - Eri Motai: wait no, I can do it I think
12:23 AM - Eri Motai: I'll try
12:23 AM - Sign Here Please: gotta beat that if you wanna avoid the damage
12:23 AM - Eri Motai: gotta do some oc
12:24 AM - Eri Motai: so, 23
12:24 AM - Sign Here Please: crikey
12:25 AM - Sarah Salem: ((you get really lucky :v))
12:25 AM - Eri Motai: (crikey indeed, but it's all thanks to dat +3 from sarah <3)
12:26 AM - Eri Motai: (it was hardly better though, cuz I still took 4 resolve damage and 2 oc :u)
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: ((yo fault :v))
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: ((deactivate full drive before you die))
12:26 AM - Eri Motai: (But I neeeed it)
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: ((no you dont :v))
12:26 AM - Eri Motai: (Also Dan, remember about that thing I told you about a while back?)
12:27 AM - Eri Motai: (The Heart Monster?)
12:27 AM - Eri Motai: (I'm probably going to make it by the end of the fight)
12:27 AM - Sarah Salem: ((what did you do))
12:28 AM - Eri Motai: (I didn't flush my heart oc)
12:28 AM - Eri Motai: (so I started the fight with 2 in heart)
12:28 AM - Eri Motai: (and now it's 6)
12:28 AM - Eri Motai: (and still no where near killing boss)
12:29 AM - Sarah Salem: ((gj))
12:29 AM - Sarah Salem: ((just chill for a while instead of attacking, then))
12:29 AM - Sarah Salem: ((i got dis))
12:29 AM - Sign Here Please: sorry, was dealing with overcharge mania in the other chat
12:29 AM - Sign Here Please: :v
12:30 AM - Sign Here Please: now time for something interesting~
12:30 AM - Sarah Salem: is this the part where i get my shit slapped
12:30 AM - Eri Motai: (didn't the youma just go though? :P)
12:31 AM - Sarah Salem: ((theres like 7 tentacles here))
12:31 AM - Sign Here Please: but shh
12:31 AM - Sign Here Please: lemme work
12:32 AM - Sign Here Please: The entire room shakes and rattles, then there's an explosion in the ceiling above the giant tenta and a warcry
12:32 AM - Sign Here Please: "CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
12:32 AM - Sarah Salem: ((shit, more enemies))
12:33 AM - Eri Motai: (holy shit no not now it can't be true it's impossible)
12:33 AM - Sign Here Please: Out of the explosion hole in the ceiling flies Pinkhair who I don't think you personally know her name yet
12:34 AM - Eri Motai: (also down to 8 resolve this is getting too tense)
12:34 AM - Sarah Salem: ((listenen to overworld 2 of LBW))
12:34 AM - Sarah Salem: ((its almsot fitting))
12:35 AM - Sign Here Please: Her whip completely coated in ice, she wraps it around the giant tenta, swinging around it and hurling chunks of ice at it before she lands and rolls neatly
12:35 AM - Sarah Salem: ((waiting for her amazing token to appear on the map))
12:36 AM - Sign Here Please: whoops
12:37 AM - Sign Here Please: there
12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: ((whos turn now?))
12:37 AM - Sign Here Please: beautiful
12:37 AM - Sign Here Please: Sarah's?
12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: ((hehehehe))
12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: I turn and grit those teeth as I see pinkbitch land.
12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: Hyperchargin~
12:38 AM - Sign Here Please: at who? Pinkbitch?
12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: yep
12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: 9 spaces in that direction
12:38 AM - Sign Here Please: righto
12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: im gonna OC twice more after than involuntary
12:38 AM - Sign Here Please: charge away, my friend
12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: 19
12:39 AM - Sarah Salem: 15 damage.
12:40 AM - Sign Here Please: You charge right at her, stabbing her in the gut and tossing her forwards several feet
12:40 AM - Sarah Salem: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3RiRUA29k ))
12:41 AM - Eri Motai: (like, 15 damage to her resolve?)
12:41 AM - Eri Motai: (das crazy)
12:41 AM - Sign Here Please: yep
12:41 AM - Sarah Salem: (( yeah ))
12:41 AM - Sarah Salem: actually
12:41 AM - Sarah Salem: im gonna turn that into a knights charge
12:42 AM - Sarah Salem: so 16 damage
12:42 AM - Sign Here Please: pfft
12:42 AM - Sign Here Please: fine then
12:45 AM - Eri Motai: "Sarah, stop!" Eri shouts over the sound of roof explosions and knight charges.
12:45 AM - Sign Here Please: so uh, who goes after that
12:45 AM - Sarah Salem: eri
12:45 AM - Sign Here Please: I forgot entirely :v
12:45 AM - Sign Here Please: kay
12:45 AM - Sign Here Please: Eri's go then
12:45 AM - Eri Motai: "It doesn't have to go like last time!"
12:46 AM - Sarah Salem: I ignore Eri completely, staring predatorily at pinkie.
12:47 AM - Eri Motai: I'll attempt to slash the tentacle that's right in front of me.
12:47 AM - Sign Here Please: roll
12:49 AM - Eri Motai: 16 altogether
12:49 AM - Sign Here Please: pass
12:49 AM - Sign Here Please: damage
12:49 AM - Eri Motai: 7 damage
12:49 AM - Sign Here Please: it ded
12:50 AM - Eri Motai: ok brb piss break
12:50 AM - Sign Here Please: you cut the tenta to shreds
12:50 AM - Eri Motai: I'll stay up an extra half hour for you guys dan
12:50 AM - Sign Here Please: yay
12:51 AM - Sign Here Please: Youma's turn now iirc
12:51 AM - Sarah Salem: (( <3 ))
12:51 AM - Sarah Salem: oh, can i use my vitality scan thing?
12:51 AM - Sarah Salem: on pinki
12:52 AM - Sarah Salem: e
12:52 AM - Sign Here Please: ye
12:52 AM - Sarah Salem: i do, then :v
12:52 AM - Sign Here Please: kay
12:52 AM - Sign Here Please: she's under half health
9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: is she under 1/3rd hp?
9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: this shit goes in thirds yknow :v
12:53 AM - Sign Here Please: oh
12:53 AM - Sign Here Please: well no
12:57 AM - Sign Here Please: Pinkie goes first because she has anger fueling her blood
12:59 AM - Sign Here Please: A four-legged creature made of both fire and ice stands on her shoulder
12:59 AM - Sign Here Please: It's about the size of a cat, and as she cracks her whip at Sarah, the creature sprints forwards to attack
1:00 AM - Eri Motai: (does that bitch have her own animal follower too? she's like, my rival or some shit)
1:00 AM - Sarah Salem: ( gekko best follower))
1:00 AM - Eri Motai: (Also if Yoki comes in here and takes a finishing blow for me I'll be soo done :T)
1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: ((dont you dare fable this shit ))
1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: (( that was total bullshit, i shed manly tears))
1:01 AM - Sign Here Please: it hits Sarah with a 28, latching onto her chest and piercing her armor with icicles that erput from its body
1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: fuck that
1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: I clash
1:01 AM - Eri Motai: a 28?
1:01 AM - Eri Motai: das crazy
1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: >giving a fuck
1:02 AM - Eri Motai: (tell me how it goes :P)
1:02 AM - Sign Here Please: pfft
1:02 AM - Sign Here Please: pffffft
1:02 AM - Sign Here Please: PFFFFFFFFFT
1:02 AM - Sarah Salem: lol
1:02 AM - Sarah Salem: activating
1:02 AM - Sarah Salem: nothing ventured, nothing gained
1:02 AM - Sign Here Please: and that does, again?
1:03 AM - Sign Here Please: oh yeah
1:03 AM - Sign Here Please: 6 OC
1:03 AM - Sign Here Please: fuck
1:03 AM - Sarah Salem: 3 more OC
1:03 AM - Sarah Salem: 34
1:03 AM - Sign Here Please: well damn
1:03 AM - Sign Here Please: roll damage then :v
1:03 AM - Eri Motai: (no shits given by the Sarah and Eri crew)
1:04 AM - Sarah Salem: do the OCs count towards the attack, then?
1:04 AM - Eri Motai: (yes)
1:04 AM - Sign Here Please: yep
1:04 AM - Sarah Salem: 16 damage.
1:04 AM - Eri Motai: 11/10
1:04 AM - Sarah Salem: again
1:05 AM - Sign Here Please: You shatter the thing with a well-timed jab at its flying form, chunks of flaming ice flying here and there
1:05 AM - Eri Motai: (inb4 girl is pissed more)
1:05 AM - Sarah Salem: (inb4 thug life, im about to end this :v))
1:05 AM - Sign Here Please: she gets pissed even more
1:06 AM - Sign Here Please: Her gutteral scream would send shivers down your spine if you weren't Sarah
1:07 AM - Eri Motai: (sending her pets to fight and die for her? how pathetic)
1:07 AM - Sarah Salem: I spin my billhook. "Considering a surrender?"
1:08 AM - Sign Here Please: Her dialated eyes and manical grin which seems to reveal a mouthfull of fangs says otherwise
1:11 AM - Eri Motai: (so who's turn)
1:12 AM - Eri Motai: (gotta keep it rollin I got 20 minutes)
1:12 AM - Sign Here Please: oh yeah it's youma's
1:12 AM - Sign Here Please: the giant tentacle smashes a few catwalks
1:13 AM - Sign Here Please: and it narrowly avoids Eri in the process
1:14 AM - Sign Here Please: Sarah's turn
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: ooh fun
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: i move over to pink bitch
1:15 AM - Sign Here Please: good nuff
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: from there, I twirl my hook over my head, before bringing it crashing down into her stomach.
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: impaling her~
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: 16
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: woops OC
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: 17, then.
1:16 AM - Sign Here Please: clashing
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: alright
1:16 AM - Sign Here Please: 22
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: alright
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: i spend two resolve
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: actually 4 resolve
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: to boost my roll by four points
1:17 AM - Sarah Salem: and then OC once more
1:17 AM - Sign Here Please: ?
1:17 AM - Sign Here Please: that some other effect?
1:17 AM - Sarah Salem: 24
1:17 AM - Sarah Salem: nope
1:17 AM - Sarah Salem: part of nothing ventured nothing gained
1:17 AM - Sign Here Please: ah
1:17 AM - Sarah Salem: i can spend 2 resolve to boost the result of an oc dice
1:17 AM - Sign Here Please: ah
1:18 AM - Sign Here Please: so you've got 24 now?
1:18 AM - Sign Here Please: she's OCing
1:18 AM - Sarah Salem: yep
1:18 AM - Sign Here Please: now 26
1:18 AM - Sarah Salem: i match her
1:18 AM - Sarah Salem: 27
1:18 AM - Sign Here Please: matched
1:18 AM - Sign Here Please: and one more
1:18 AM - Eri Motai: I defy fate on Sarah
1:19 AM - Sarah Salem: what does that do
1:19 AM - Eri Motai: her initial roll is now 15, but one of her oc dies is 3
1:19 AM - Sarah Salem: they were all already 3
1:19 AM - Sarah Salem: except for the one thats 5 now
1:19 AM - Sign Here Please: she's in Full Drive mode, so that's 29
1:19 AM - Eri Motai: I see a 1 in there
1:19 AM - Sarah Salem: thats the one thats a 5 now
1:19 AM - Sarah Salem: either way
1:19 AM - Sign Here Please: aaaand
1:20 AM - Sarah Salem: im at 30 from the initial roll being boosted
1:20 AM - Sign Here Please: she has NVNG
1:20 AM - Sign Here Please: so she's rolling 3 more OC
1:20 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
1:20 AM - Sarah Salem: go for it
1:20 AM - Sign Here Please: 33
1:20 AM - Sign Here Please: fuck you dice
1:20 AM - Sarah Salem: i oc once more
1:20 AM - Sarah Salem: shame
1:20 AM - Sarah Salem: lets see
1:20 AM - Eri Motai: use ur luck~
1:20 AM - Sarah Salem: how many more oc do i have
1:20 AM - Sign Here Please: none iirc
1:21 AM - Sign Here Please: oh yeah, luck
1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: yep gotta use luck
1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: one more OC, right?
1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: but its free
1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: fuck
1:21 AM - Eri Motai: amazing throw
1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: 32
1:21 AM - Sign Here Please: so she's at 33
1:21 AM - Sign Here Please: and you're at 32
1:21 AM - Sign Here Please: we gonna roll out luck?
1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: damn i actually didnt want to have to do this
1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: i already did :v
1:21 AM - Sign Here Please: oh
1:22 AM - Eri Motai: ok, lets make sure this stacks up right
1:22 AM - Eri Motai: so
1:22 AM - Sign Here Please: she didn't use hers
1:22 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: good thing ive got an ace in the hole then
1:22 AM - Sign Here Please: ace in the hole?
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: alright so she won
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: roll damage m8
1:22 AM - Sign Here Please: also for the record, she's got like 12 OC now
1:22 AM - Sign Here Please: in fury
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: ive got 9 in magic and 8 in fury
1:23 AM - Sarah Salem: bitch can deal with it
1:23 AM - Sign Here Please: um
1:23 AM - Sign Here Please: ok
1:23 AM - Sign Here Please: let's see this damage
1:23 AM - Sarah Salem: gogogogo
1:24 AM - Sign Here Please: 15, and that's with a 1 rolled
1:24 AM - Sarah Salem: i have 1 resolve left.  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
1:24 AM - Sarah Salem: i feint.
1:24 AM - Sarah Salem: Feint - After resolving a successful or unsuccessful non­Finishing attack (or successful Clash), you may
choose to activate this effect as a Reaction ­ that attack was merely an elaborate distraction. Reduce the
Overcharge taken on the attack by 1. You are now considered free to act, as if you had not attacked.
However, pulling off such a move does not leave you with enough time to execute a Finishing Attack that
turn. If the attack was successful, it deals half damage (rounded up), but you may force your target into a
disadvantageous position, giving it a ­2 penalty to attack one ally of your choice until the beginning of your
next turn. This may only be used once per battle.
1:25 AM - Sarah Salem: so knowing that
1:25 AM - Sarah Salem: i go for the jump slash
1:25 AM - Sarah Salem: 17
1:27 AM - Sign Here Please: she rolls to defend
1:27 AM - Sign Here Please: 25
1:27 AM - Sarah Salem: i oc
1:27 AM - Sign Here Please: so does she
1:27 AM - Sarah Salem: i oc again
1:27 AM - Sign Here Please: 31
1:27 AM - Sign Here Please: fucking whore
1:27 AM - Sarah Salem: i oc again
1:28 AM - Sarah Salem: whaddashame
1:28 AM - Sarah Salem: only 29
1:28 AM - Sign Here Please: she blocks your attack
1:28 AM - Sarah Salem: she managed to avoid my attack this time
1:28 AM - Sarah Salem: my savage ass full power attack :v
1:28 AM - Sign Here Please: after a ludicrous amount of OC
1:29 AM - Sarah Salem: yyyyyep
1:29 AM - Sarah Salem: so that would make it her turn
1:29 AM - Eri Motai: nope, my turn u silly
1:29 AM - Sign Here Please: Eri's I think
1:29 AM - Sign Here Please: then her
1:29 AM - Sarah Salem: kk
1:30 AM - Sign Here Please: I just want to describe how absolutely madly Pinkie and Sarah clashed, bashed, ripped, tore and fought
1:30 AM - Sign Here Please: because it was fuckin rad
1:30 AM - Sign Here Please: like, people would pay MAD DOSH to see something half as rad as that
1:31 AM - Sign Here Please: there were spins and punches and cuts and Pinkie using her whip to block and trip and hit back and really it was incredible
1:31 AM - Sign Here Please: anyway it's Eri's turn
1:31 AM - Sign Here Please: make it snappy
1:32 AM - Eri Motai: "I'VE HAD IT!" Eri shouts at the top of her lungs. "YOU THERE, PINK GIRL! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, OR WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE, BUT I TOLD YOU!"
1:32 AM - Eri Motai: Eri absorbs the clown's core.
1:32 AM - Eri Motai: "DON'T"
1:32 AM - Eri Motai: "FUCK"
1:32 AM - Eri Motai: "WITH"
1:32 AM - Eri Motai: "MY FRIENDS!"
1:33 AM - Eri Motai: (I know it takes effect next turn, but I'm going to need it if I have to fight both pink girl and the monster)
1:34 AM - Sign Here Please: She grins. She doesn't give a single fuck anymore, as she raises her hand, palm facing you, fingers spaced slightly apart
1:34 AM - Sign Here Please: between those fingers, you see 3 oblivion seeds
1:35 AM - Eri Motai: I won't give her the chance to use them.
1:35 AM - Sign Here Please: she bites them, crushing them to dust
1:35 AM - Eri Motai: (damnit why can't I use them on my not-turn that girl is breaking the rules T.T)
1:36 AM - Eri Motai: But yeah, I'm going to interrupt her snack with a different one Dan ;T
1:36 AM - Sign Here Please: oh yeah the seeds are free actions aren't they
1:36 AM - Sarah Salem: no
1:36 AM - Sarah Salem: they're not
1:36 AM - Sarah Salem: iirc eri had to take it as a full action
1:36 AM - Sign Here Please: if that's the case then Eri's using one used her turn
1:36 AM - Eri Motai: and I"m going to move as well
1:37 AM - Sign Here Please: where to?
1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: oh nope
1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: its a free action
1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: i lied
1:37 AM - Eri Motai: basically, I'ma move as close as I can to her (her being bitch)
1:37 AM - Eri Motai: I have 7 spaces I can move
1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: isnt moving a free action as well :v
1:38 AM - Eri Motai: (you can only move so far in a turn though)
1:38 AM - Sarah Salem: ((no as in, cant you only do one free action?))
1:38 AM - Sign Here Please: yeah
1:38 AM - Sign Here Please: but if using the seed was a full turn, then she has the free action?
1:38 AM - Sign Here Please: I think
1:38 AM - Sarah Salem: but it wasnt
1:38 AM - Sarah Salem: 1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: oh nope
1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: its a free action
1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: i lied
1:38 AM - Sign Here Please: ah
1:38 AM - Sign Here Please: well then
1:38 AM - Sign Here Please: you can't move
1:38 AM - Sign Here Please: but you eat the seed
1:39 AM - Eri Motai: I suppse that'll have to do
1:39 AM - Sign Here Please: And she eats her seeds too. All three of them.
1:39 AM - Eri Motai: also, I'm going to have to call it a night
1:39 AM - Sarah Salem: not gonna finish the fight?
1:40 AM - Eri Motai: can't, school
1:40 AM - Sarah Salem: alright
1:40 AM - Sarah Salem: next week then :I
1:40 AM - Eri Motai: and I told you already about my not getting enough sleep illness
1:40 AM - Sign Here Please: laaaame
1:40 AM - Sign Here Please: yeah, I guess
1:40 AM - Sarah Salem: goddammit
1:40 AM - Eri Motai: Well, I told Data, but yeah
1:41 AM - Eri Motai: if I don't get more than 4 hours of sleep or so, I get sick
1:41 AM - Eri Motai: like, almost can't leave my bed sick
1:41 AM - Eri Motai: my legs and stuff start locking up and I get what amounts to a flu
1:42 AM - Eri Motai: so yeah, starting next round, me and Data get our shit kicked in
1:42 AM - Eri Motai: that's a fantastic way to go :/
1:43 AM - Eri Motai: Data, you better kill her on your next turn, or it's going to be game over, unless we manage to leave
1:43 AM - Sign Here Please: or she explodes in a 15 point magical burst or something
1:43 AM - Sign Here Please: :v
1:43 AM - Sarah Salem: its probably game over for us no matter what
1:43 AM - Eri Motai: can we kill her to stop her from exploding?
1:44 AM - Sarah Salem: who knows
1:44 AM - Sarah Salem: we're mostly likely both going to die anyway
1:44 AM - Sarah Salem: skyscraper sized magical burst on my end
1:45 AM - Sign Here Please: well I wasn't reeeeeaaally planning on having her completely wreck your shit JUST yet
1:45 AM - Sign Here Please: but then Sarah stabbed her
1:45 AM - Sign Here Please: at mach speed
1:46 AM - Sign Here Please: so yeah that put a damper on negotiations
1:46 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
1:46 AM - Eri Motai: Dan, be straight up with me
1:46 AM - Eri Motai: how much health does she have?
1:46 AM - Sarah Salem: i'm going to murder her anyway so
1:46 AM - Sarah Salem: almost 1/3rd
1:46 AM - Sign Here Please: 26
1:46 AM - Sarah Salem: i checked earlier
1:46 AM - Eri Motai: The only way I can stop her is using my final move on her, which she won't be able to clash
1:46 AM - Eri Motai: or block, if I remember correctly
1:47 AM - Eri Motai: she might be able to block, but I'd have to check
1:47 AM - Eri Motai: only issue is that I can't reach her, I'm too far away
1:47 AM - Sign Here Please: her sheet, stats and powers are entirely legitimate
1:47 AM - Sarah Salem: how much xp has she spent anyway
1:48 AM - Sign Here Please: 20
1:48 AM - Sign Here Please: c:
1:48 AM - Eri Motai: ok, if I can reach her, I can stop her
1:48 AM - Sarah Salem: im gonna kill her on my turn
1:48 AM - Eri Motai: it's a +4 unclashable attack, and enemies can't react with a defense challenge
1:48 AM - Sign Here Please: if you can even damage her with an 18 defense boost by default

~~END MEANWHILE, PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah and Eri - Clash~~


1:40 AM - Sign Here Please: and we'll call it quits here
1:41 AM - Eve Ishi: gg eryone
1:41 AM - Valentine: :D
1:41 AM - Valentine: YAH
1:41 AM - Valentine: i had fun u guys
1:41 AM - Eve Ishi: ye me too, nice first fight yo
1:41 AM - Eve Ishi: sorry I stole the oblivion seed :x
1:43 AM - Eve Ishi: oop anywho, frigs out
1:43 AM - Eve Ishi left chat.
1:44 AM - Valentine: lol no hard feelings
1:44 AM - Valentine: lol
1:44 AM - Eri Motai: me and data are pretty much fucked 9 ways to sunday, this is going to be a great next session
1:45 AM - Sarah Salem: smas has to leave one turn before the end of the battle
1:45 AM - Sarah Salem: bleh.