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- from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #634
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- >angels adore humans
- >Even exterminators
- >Something something demons nabbed anon for various reasons
- >The extermination starts
- >A whole squad of exterminators killed the demons holding anon and all start babying him
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- >Ma'am please stop hugging me
- >Your armor plates are jabbing me in the side
- >Sir you're covered in demon blood
- >It's getting all over my shirt
- >...
- >So what's up with the LED masks?
- >Can you plug stuff into them?
- >Like could I play Mario on that?
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- >can your masks run doom?
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- When you think about it, they kinda already are.
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- >the entire exterminator army becomes addicted to playing doom
- >exterminations halt because of it
- >anon is heralded as a hero by the sinners, while Hell's nobility is fuming
- Also, apparently, exterminators have been renamed as "exorcists"? Well, according to the Hazbin wiki, anyway...
- Kinda ironic, considering they're mostly killing former mortals, and rarely any ACTUAL Hell-borne demons.
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- Thats fuking stupid
- Why rename them to exorcists?
- That would imply they're priests or other members of the church.
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- Do you think Charlie tries to teach the Hazbin residents proper manners?
- I feel like the denizens of heel don't really give a damn about manners,so Charlie would think it's a good idea to teach them some basic rules of etiquette,such as teaching them the magic words (like "please","thank you" or "excuse me"),
- We might even get a whole episode where Charlie tries to teach Angel,Alastor and Vaggie proper table manners.
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- Alastor probably already has good table manners. He fancies himself a gentleman. It's only when he's savagely eating someone alive that he makes a mess. Angel, being a midcentury Italian-American, probably has his own particular brand of dining etiquette; based on my own family it would include "don't show up to anything empty-handed", "make it from scratch or fuck off", and "make sure you cook more than enough for everyone".
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- Niffty probably has decent table manners, but she's like a fucking hummingbird, and eats with the speed of a fucking lawnmower.
- Vaggie knows the basics, and practices them whenever they're having a proper meal, but is otherwise too phlegmatic or grumpy to care.
- And then Husk eats like a slob, except in the rare moments when he's sober.
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