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Buff Bear

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  1. Chapter 1: Buff Bear
  2. >"Come on Anon, only five more, you can do it, five more, push it"
  3. >Only five more, thats what she already said ten times ago
  4. >You try in vain to push the heavy weights of you chest one mor time and fail
  5. >Only two seconds of your struggle later the barbell is lifted from you
  6. >Eirin is looking down on you, almost effortlessly holding the pole in one hand
  7. >"Not bad, you nearly got 20 this time. Tomorrow we will ad some more weight"
  8. >You lay on the bench in the fitness studio and try to keep breathing, as your chest and arm muscles burn
  9. >Eirin has already cleaned up, placed the weight back on the rack and is doing push ups
  10. >You always thought bears were supposed to be lazy, fat and soft
  11. >Eirin has destroyed that prejudice
  12. >You met her when you tried to lift a crate of water up the stairs when the elevator was broken
  13. >While you struggled with your load she simply grabbed the crate and carried it with one hand
  14. >You were suprised and agreed to let her coach your new fitness training
  15. >That was a mistake, she is a powerhouse, completely inexhaustible
  16. >There has been a time where you never saw a fitness studio from the inside
  17. >Now you spend 2 hours in it every day, 6 days a week
  18. >Your baby fat has molten away and muscles are starting to form but it will still take some time
  19. >Eirin meanwhile is sporting a sixpack that is clearly visible, even through her fur
  20. >Her biceps is neraly a big as your head and her legs turn the pedals of the exercise bike for nearly an hour against resistance 10
  21. >You can't even move them at this level
  22. >Eirin has finished her 20 ppush ups and grabs your arm
  23. >"Come on Anon, lets go to the rowing machine next, this time we will only do 5 kilometers"
  24. >Help!
  25.  
  26. 2 hours later
  27.  
  28. >You are so tired that Eirin has to nearly carry you back to your apartment
  29. >Once you are back you simply fall into your bed
  30. >Tomorrow is a new day and Eirin is going to drag you back
  31. >For some reason she is still enduring you with the patience of an angel
  32. >Now you need sleep and you already know that you are going to regret it
  33. >The muscle ache are terrible but the protein shakes are worse
  34. >They always taste like someone poured flour into stale water and filterd it with an old sock
  35. >With your last thought being about socks you drift off to sleep
  36. End of Chapter 1
  37.  
  38. Chapter 2: Get /fit
  39. >AHHHHHHHH
  40. >Every single muscle in your body is burning
  41. >It feels like satan himself is using you as a personal sauna
  42. >There is no way you can continue like this
  43. >You drag yourself into the shower and turn on the water
  44. >While you enjoy the massage from the water there is a single thought in your mind
  45. >There has to be a better way to train, a way that will not destroy you
  46. >A simple way would be to simply tell Eirin that you have to stop, but that would not only be rude but also wrong
  47. >You really have to train you body, to much junkfood and not enough sport have paid their toll on you
  48. >You sit down in front of your computer (Oh god, bending your knees was a mistake) and open Google
  49. >Soon you find an image board with lots of fitness tips
  50. >You never heard of "Pawchan" before but the /fit board sounds awesome
  51.  
  52. 2 months later
  53.  
  54. >"Wow, Anon. You really made a lot of progress with your abdominals"
  55. >Eirin is similing down on you while you finish your last repetition
  56. >"Thanks, I found some really good guidance on the internet"
  57. >Eirin is raising her eyebrow
  58. >"Really ? Nice one. So, what did you change ?"
  59. >"Actually pretty simple. I simply stopped masturbating"
  60. >Eirin is nearly choking on her water
  61. >"What ?"
  62. >You send her a smirk
  63. >"Just kidding, I stopped eating fast food and started a protein diet"
  64. >Eirin is still coughing while you put the first weight on the barbell
  65.  
  66. 3 months later
  67.  
  68. >Winter is aproching fast and you spend more and more time in the gym
  69. >You even paid for the sauna
  70. >For some reason Eirin has stopped her daily training, only appearing once or twice a week
  71. >She also changed her normally very tight shirt for a loose sweater
  72. >As you come home one friday you haven't seen her the whole week
  73. >You decide to knock on her door, maybe she is ill
  74. >She helped you, now you can help her
  75. >You wipe the snow from your coat and walk up the stairs to her door
  76. >As you knock you can hear a mixture of sounds behind it
  77. >Suddenly the door is ripped open and you are nearly smothered by an insane amount of brown fur
  78. >An incredibla fat male bear is standing in front of you and you have no idea how he even got through the staircase
  79. >"Hey...is Eirin here ?"
  80. >He is turning his head around and shouts back into the flat
  81. >"Sis, theres a human here for you"
  82. >Nice
  83. >For a moment you can peek past his belly and see two other bears sitting around the table
  84. >Both are nearly as fat as the one in front of you
  85. >Eirin is walking in from the kitchen, carrying a tablet full of food and is staring at you
  86. >She is wearing a simple jogging suit and you can see her belly rolls
  87. >It looks like she gained nearly 30 kilos
  88. >For a moment you are speechless before the realisation hits you like a freight train
  89. >You completely forgot about hibernation
  90. End of Chapter 2
  91.  
  92. Chaper 3 of Buff Bear: Sleep
  93. >"So...one month ?
  94. >Eirin is nodding slowly, her fat rolls jiggling with the movement
  95. >"Yes, even though there are medicaments against it and enough food, we still have to sleep"
  96. >You are both standing on the balcony of her flat, watching the sunset
  97. >Eirin is slowly sipping on a cup of warm milk while you are searching for words
  98. >"I heared about the hibernation but i never thought that you would do it"
  99. >"Oh, me not ? Why ?"
  100. >You feel like you walked into a trap here
  101. >"Well..because you are all buff and strong and not... you know"
  102. >"Fat ?"
  103. >Thats not what you wanted to say but now...
  104. >"Yes...?"
  105. >Eirin is looking away from you and puts down her cup before she reaches into her mouth
  106. >She is rummaging around in it a while before she pulls it out again
  107. >You can see the false teeth in her hand as she showes them to you
  108. >"What ..?"
  109. >"I lost them when I was 16, shortly after the hibernation"
  110. >You have to shwallow hard before you can respond
  111. >"What happened ?"
  112. >For a moment there is silence before Eirin starts talking, tears are starting to form in her eyes
  113. >You can hear it in her voice
  114. >"My grandmother died during hibernation, cardiac arrest because of steatosis. My Grandfather found her when he woke up but she was already dead for a week"
  115. >You simply listen
  116. >"For weeks after it I was terrified, I ate nearly one kilo of honey per day to deal with the sadness"
  117. >"After some time my teeth started to hurt and i gained nearly 30 kilos"
  118. >You place your hand on her back as she starts to cry harder"
  119. >"I lost nearly my entire top row of my teeth"
  120. >You speak up to calm her down
  121. >"Hey, thats not bad. I never really noticed and..."
  122. >Eirin is interrupting you
  123. >"I don't care about the teeth. But you know what the worst thing was ?"
  124. >You shake your head
  125. >"Nobody was suprised. Everyone just accepted it, even my gluttony. Because thats what bears are supposed to do, eat, sleep and die during sleep after eating to much"
  126. >She is crying hard now, forcing her words out between sobs
  127. >"I didn't want to end like this, so I started to train hard after I lost my teeth. I can lose this extra fat in nearly 2 months after the hibernation now"
  128. >Her sobs stop and she goes quiet for a while
  129. >"But I am still scared. And I can't change it. I have to sleep"
  130. >You feel bad for her, really bad
  131. >"Hey Eirin, you know...I don't have to sleep all the time. I cant take care of you"
  132. >For a moment she is silent again, before a literal bear hug engulfs you
  133.  
  134. 2 weeks later
  135.  
  136. >You walk back into Eirins living room and sit down on the sofa, next to the slowly breathing mountain of brown fluff
  137. >Eirin has been sleeping for nearly one week now
  138. >You never left her side
  139. >You even got your boss to approve your plan for telework on your computer
  140. >Leaning back into the sofa there is a deep silence in the room
  141. >Well, three more weeks of peace before she is dragging you back to the studio
  142. >You can't wait
  143.  
  144. End of Buff Bear
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