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- Chapter 1: Buff Bear
- >"Come on Anon, only five more, you can do it, five more, push it"
- >Only five more, thats what she already said ten times ago
- >You try in vain to push the heavy weights of you chest one mor time and fail
- >Only two seconds of your struggle later the barbell is lifted from you
- >Eirin is looking down on you, almost effortlessly holding the pole in one hand
- >"Not bad, you nearly got 20 this time. Tomorrow we will ad some more weight"
- >You lay on the bench in the fitness studio and try to keep breathing, as your chest and arm muscles burn
- >Eirin has already cleaned up, placed the weight back on the rack and is doing push ups
- >You always thought bears were supposed to be lazy, fat and soft
- >Eirin has destroyed that prejudice
- >You met her when you tried to lift a crate of water up the stairs when the elevator was broken
- >While you struggled with your load she simply grabbed the crate and carried it with one hand
- >You were suprised and agreed to let her coach your new fitness training
- >That was a mistake, she is a powerhouse, completely inexhaustible
- >There has been a time where you never saw a fitness studio from the inside
- >Now you spend 2 hours in it every day, 6 days a week
- >Your baby fat has molten away and muscles are starting to form but it will still take some time
- >Eirin meanwhile is sporting a sixpack that is clearly visible, even through her fur
- >Her biceps is neraly a big as your head and her legs turn the pedals of the exercise bike for nearly an hour against resistance 10
- >You can't even move them at this level
- >Eirin has finished her 20 ppush ups and grabs your arm
- >"Come on Anon, lets go to the rowing machine next, this time we will only do 5 kilometers"
- >Help!
- 2 hours later
- >You are so tired that Eirin has to nearly carry you back to your apartment
- >Once you are back you simply fall into your bed
- >Tomorrow is a new day and Eirin is going to drag you back
- >For some reason she is still enduring you with the patience of an angel
- >Now you need sleep and you already know that you are going to regret it
- >The muscle ache are terrible but the protein shakes are worse
- >They always taste like someone poured flour into stale water and filterd it with an old sock
- >With your last thought being about socks you drift off to sleep
- End of Chapter 1
- Chapter 2: Get /fit
- >AHHHHHHHH
- >Every single muscle in your body is burning
- >It feels like satan himself is using you as a personal sauna
- >There is no way you can continue like this
- >You drag yourself into the shower and turn on the water
- >While you enjoy the massage from the water there is a single thought in your mind
- >There has to be a better way to train, a way that will not destroy you
- >A simple way would be to simply tell Eirin that you have to stop, but that would not only be rude but also wrong
- >You really have to train you body, to much junkfood and not enough sport have paid their toll on you
- >You sit down in front of your computer (Oh god, bending your knees was a mistake) and open Google
- >Soon you find an image board with lots of fitness tips
- >You never heard of "Pawchan" before but the /fit board sounds awesome
- 2 months later
- >"Wow, Anon. You really made a lot of progress with your abdominals"
- >Eirin is similing down on you while you finish your last repetition
- >"Thanks, I found some really good guidance on the internet"
- >Eirin is raising her eyebrow
- >"Really ? Nice one. So, what did you change ?"
- >"Actually pretty simple. I simply stopped masturbating"
- >Eirin is nearly choking on her water
- >"What ?"
- >You send her a smirk
- >"Just kidding, I stopped eating fast food and started a protein diet"
- >Eirin is still coughing while you put the first weight on the barbell
- 3 months later
- >Winter is aproching fast and you spend more and more time in the gym
- >You even paid for the sauna
- >For some reason Eirin has stopped her daily training, only appearing once or twice a week
- >She also changed her normally very tight shirt for a loose sweater
- >As you come home one friday you haven't seen her the whole week
- >You decide to knock on her door, maybe she is ill
- >She helped you, now you can help her
- >You wipe the snow from your coat and walk up the stairs to her door
- >As you knock you can hear a mixture of sounds behind it
- >Suddenly the door is ripped open and you are nearly smothered by an insane amount of brown fur
- >An incredibla fat male bear is standing in front of you and you have no idea how he even got through the staircase
- >"Hey...is Eirin here ?"
- >He is turning his head around and shouts back into the flat
- >"Sis, theres a human here for you"
- >Nice
- >For a moment you can peek past his belly and see two other bears sitting around the table
- >Both are nearly as fat as the one in front of you
- >Eirin is walking in from the kitchen, carrying a tablet full of food and is staring at you
- >She is wearing a simple jogging suit and you can see her belly rolls
- >It looks like she gained nearly 30 kilos
- >For a moment you are speechless before the realisation hits you like a freight train
- >You completely forgot about hibernation
- End of Chapter 2
- Chaper 3 of Buff Bear: Sleep
- >"So...one month ?
- >Eirin is nodding slowly, her fat rolls jiggling with the movement
- >"Yes, even though there are medicaments against it and enough food, we still have to sleep"
- >You are both standing on the balcony of her flat, watching the sunset
- >Eirin is slowly sipping on a cup of warm milk while you are searching for words
- >"I heared about the hibernation but i never thought that you would do it"
- >"Oh, me not ? Why ?"
- >You feel like you walked into a trap here
- >"Well..because you are all buff and strong and not... you know"
- >"Fat ?"
- >Thats not what you wanted to say but now...
- >"Yes...?"
- >Eirin is looking away from you and puts down her cup before she reaches into her mouth
- >She is rummaging around in it a while before she pulls it out again
- >You can see the false teeth in her hand as she showes them to you
- >"What ..?"
- >"I lost them when I was 16, shortly after the hibernation"
- >You have to shwallow hard before you can respond
- >"What happened ?"
- >For a moment there is silence before Eirin starts talking, tears are starting to form in her eyes
- >You can hear it in her voice
- >"My grandmother died during hibernation, cardiac arrest because of steatosis. My Grandfather found her when he woke up but she was already dead for a week"
- >You simply listen
- >"For weeks after it I was terrified, I ate nearly one kilo of honey per day to deal with the sadness"
- >"After some time my teeth started to hurt and i gained nearly 30 kilos"
- >You place your hand on her back as she starts to cry harder"
- >"I lost nearly my entire top row of my teeth"
- >You speak up to calm her down
- >"Hey, thats not bad. I never really noticed and..."
- >Eirin is interrupting you
- >"I don't care about the teeth. But you know what the worst thing was ?"
- >You shake your head
- >"Nobody was suprised. Everyone just accepted it, even my gluttony. Because thats what bears are supposed to do, eat, sleep and die during sleep after eating to much"
- >She is crying hard now, forcing her words out between sobs
- >"I didn't want to end like this, so I started to train hard after I lost my teeth. I can lose this extra fat in nearly 2 months after the hibernation now"
- >Her sobs stop and she goes quiet for a while
- >"But I am still scared. And I can't change it. I have to sleep"
- >You feel bad for her, really bad
- >"Hey Eirin, you know...I don't have to sleep all the time. I cant take care of you"
- >For a moment she is silent again, before a literal bear hug engulfs you
- 2 weeks later
- >You walk back into Eirins living room and sit down on the sofa, next to the slowly breathing mountain of brown fluff
- >Eirin has been sleeping for nearly one week now
- >You never left her side
- >You even got your boss to approve your plan for telework on your computer
- >Leaning back into the sofa there is a deep silence in the room
- >Well, three more weeks of peace before she is dragging you back to the studio
- >You can't wait
- End of Buff Bear
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