Delegation

>the Changelings queen was sitting in her throne gloating on her recent success.
>she managed to capture The heart queen daughter.
>finally with Flurry heart out of the way.
>It's only a matter of time for the crystal defenses to fall.
>One of her trusted prison guard knocked on the door.
>he was hesitating. mumbling to himself.
>oh my Trusted head warden. what brings you here.
>err.. umm.. the door... it wasn't my fault ...
>he was cowering rambling nonsense.
>the Queen got impassioned.
>SPEAK UP
>she yelled at him.
>um The prisoner escaped.
>WHAT
>it wasn't my fault .. Princess Twilight and Cadance were using cloaking spell .
>YOU Incompetent fool. All this planning and you were fooled by a stupid kindergarten spell.
>I'm sorry your highness but you see we can still able to infiltrate the crystal empire.
>she sat straight and tapped on her knees.
>he knows what that mean. terrifyingly he suggested.
>oh no not the spankie. here I'll do it to myself.
>he bent over and spanked himself in front of the queen.
>he didn't hold back and spanked himself really hard.
>a desperate attempt but he was out of options.
>lucky for him.
>the queen said "Good now I want you to be the head of the operation of capturing shining armor while he is busy casting the shield spell.. And failure is not an option."
>oh yes my queen thank you my queen . then he stormed out of the place.
>first the crystal empire, then canterlot and then ponyville. the next step is equestria . Mhuahahaha

>end