SkeletonBoner

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  1. ++}{++}{}{ Fourth Avenue Manhole (sewers) 12:14am
  2. ++}{++++}{ The smothering embrace of warm, damp darkness contrasts ominously
  3. }{[]()}{}{ with the surface world; small noises come to you, bouncing from a
  4. ++}{}{}{}{ hundred skewed angles and curves of rotting cement, then
  5. }{}{BB++[] skittering away in the dark to die. Dim patches of luminescent
  6. moss suggest tunnel walls and puddles of waste.
  7.  
  8. Tunnels lead off into rotting warm blackness east, south and west. A ladder
  9. leads up through a manhole to the surface.
  10. A HELPFUL SIGN is posted here.
  11.  
  12. A spastic skinny chudling, a spastic chud, and Jordan_Peterson are standing here.
  13. [ Exits: east south west up(manhole) ]
  14. [ ] [ -1 1/500 ] Buh.
  15. [ You found Jordan_Peterson! ]
  16. The AR-17 rifle is already held in your primary hand.
  17. [ ] [ -7 8/500 ] Buh.
  18. Teeth exclaims, "Watch out! *hic* I BITE!"
  19. You rush aggressively at Jordan_Peterson.
  20. [ queued 'kill Jordan_Peterson' ]
  21. Teeth aims her AR-17 rifle with deadly accuracy at Jordan_Peterson.
  22. Ugh, you're getting covered in disgusting slop.
  23. Jordan_Peterson attacks you!
  24. Jordan_Peterson flicks his razorchain at Teeth, nearly hitting her abdomen.
  25. Jordan_Peterson rears back and winds up for a power razorchain attack against Teeth.
  26. A spray of Jordan_Peterson's acid blood hits you!
  27. [T#*J][ 54%] The shock of Teeth's shot shudders through Jordan_Peterson.
  28. Blood pulses in a weak stream from Jordan_Peterson's abdomen.
  29. [J)T][ 100%] Teeth smoothly dodges out of the way.
  30. Jordan_Peterson inhales sharply as his eyes roll back into his head.
  31. Jordan_Peterson shakes his head and returns to his senses.
  32. [T##J][ 16%] The shock of Teeth's shot shudders through Jordan_Peterson.
  33. Blood pulses in a weak stream from Jordan_Peterson's chest.
  34. Teeth's AR-17 rifle shot punches perfectly through Jordan_Peterson's breast. He freezes slackjawed, then brings his hand weakly up toward the wound. Blood pulses through his dying fingers as he slides to the ground.
  35. You have no remorse. The bastard deserved it.
  36. You earned the 'freakbane' XP award!
  37. [ You earned 203 XP! ]
  38. YEAH. You start to go berserk!
  39. [ Your clone has been updated! All skills and experience saved. ]
  40. [ You gained some karma! ]
  41. cut head from jordan
  42. Teeth slings her AR-17 rifle around her back, looking satisfied.
  43. You're not sure you feel qualified to be using this.
  44. Teeth hauls her heavy sword out of its sheath with both hands.
  45. You start cutting the head from the body of Jordan_Peterson.
  46. [ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
  47. Jordan_Peterson crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  48. Ugh! Some acid blood splashed on you.
  49. Teeth hacks the severed head of Jordan_Peterson off the body of Jordan_Peterson.
  50. c lmfao
  51. search jordan
  52. Teeth searches through the body of Jordan_Peterson.
  53. On the body of Jordan_Peterson you find a suture kit, a white lighter, two rocks of crank, three bags of weed, a nearly empty jerrycan, a ninetails razorchain, two keys, a human skin, a soylent red, a portable defibrillator, a camelback water pack, two medium trauma kits, a speed hypo, a nanoweave zoot suit, a rad detox kit, a gas mask, a long steel pipe, a brain surgery kit, and four baggies of cocaine.
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