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- ++}{++}{}{ Fourth Avenue Manhole (sewers) 12:14am
- ++}{++++}{ The smothering embrace of warm, damp darkness contrasts ominously
- }{[]()}{}{ with the surface world; small noises come to you, bouncing from a
- ++}{}{}{}{ hundred skewed angles and curves of rotting cement, then
- }{}{BB++[] skittering away in the dark to die. Dim patches of luminescent
- moss suggest tunnel walls and puddles of waste.
- Tunnels lead off into rotting warm blackness east, south and west. A ladder
- leads up through a manhole to the surface.
- A HELPFUL SIGN is posted here.
- A spastic skinny chudling, a spastic chud, and Jordan_Peterson are standing here.
- [ Exits: east south west up(manhole) ]
- [ ] [ -1 1/500 ] Buh.
- [ You found Jordan_Peterson! ]
- The AR-17 rifle is already held in your primary hand.
- [ ] [ -7 8/500 ] Buh.
- Teeth exclaims, "Watch out! *hic* I BITE!"
- You rush aggressively at Jordan_Peterson.
- [ queued 'kill Jordan_Peterson' ]
- Teeth aims her AR-17 rifle with deadly accuracy at Jordan_Peterson.
- Ugh, you're getting covered in disgusting slop.
- Jordan_Peterson attacks you!
- Jordan_Peterson flicks his razorchain at Teeth, nearly hitting her abdomen.
- Jordan_Peterson rears back and winds up for a power razorchain attack against Teeth.
- A spray of Jordan_Peterson's acid blood hits you!
- [T#*J][ 54%] The shock of Teeth's shot shudders through Jordan_Peterson.
- Blood pulses in a weak stream from Jordan_Peterson's abdomen.
- [J)T][ 100%] Teeth smoothly dodges out of the way.
- Jordan_Peterson inhales sharply as his eyes roll back into his head.
- Jordan_Peterson shakes his head and returns to his senses.
- [T##J][ 16%] The shock of Teeth's shot shudders through Jordan_Peterson.
- Blood pulses in a weak stream from Jordan_Peterson's chest.
- Teeth's AR-17 rifle shot punches perfectly through Jordan_Peterson's breast. He freezes slackjawed, then brings his hand weakly up toward the wound. Blood pulses through his dying fingers as he slides to the ground.
- You have no remorse. The bastard deserved it.
- You earned the 'freakbane' XP award!
- [ You earned 203 XP! ]
- YEAH. You start to go berserk!
- [ Your clone has been updated! All skills and experience saved. ]
- [ You gained some karma! ]
- cut head from jordan
- Teeth slings her AR-17 rifle around her back, looking satisfied.
- You're not sure you feel qualified to be using this.
- Teeth hauls her heavy sword out of its sheath with both hands.
- You start cutting the head from the body of Jordan_Peterson.
- [ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
- Jordan_Peterson crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
- Ugh! Some acid blood splashed on you.
- Teeth hacks the severed head of Jordan_Peterson off the body of Jordan_Peterson.
- c lmfao
- search jordan
- Teeth searches through the body of Jordan_Peterson.
- On the body of Jordan_Peterson you find a suture kit, a white lighter, two rocks of crank, three bags of weed, a nearly empty jerrycan, a ninetails razorchain, two keys, a human skin, a soylent red, a portable defibrillator, a camelback water pack, two medium trauma kits, a speed hypo, a nanoweave zoot suit, a rad detox kit, a gas mask, a long steel pipe, a brain surgery kit, and four baggies of cocaine.
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