An overlord's slave!? 3

>Here it is...your...castle.
>"Yeah."
"Yup."
>"Mmm hmm. I thought this would be the case. It was Pram's idea, after all."
>The house you are currently staring at is a giant doghouse.
>The door is normal sized, but one side is painted like an entrance.
>"OOH! OOH! I guess that means you're in the dog house, Zetta! Heehehee!"
>"Let's just...go inside."
>Inside was a lot nicer than the outside. Among the normal house items, you found a fridge fully stocked and a computer.
>...wait, a computer?
"Hey, does this thing have internet?"
>"How the hell should I know? Open it up, I have a plan."
>A plan? didn't you just say you didn't know?
>You boot up the computer. It seems to be running Microsoft XP.
>Hah, what a joke.
>You click the browser icon and wait for a few minutes before it finally responds
>>GOOGLE CANNOT BE REACHED
>"Hey, click that bookmark."
>Sure enough, a single bookmark is in the browser.
>>tinychat lf159
>You click it open.
>>"thatkevinguy: OH GOSH
>>unamazing: YOU HAD TO
>>thatkevinguy: OH SHIGGITY
>>thatkevinguy: DIGGITY"
>What the hell is this crap? And instant messenger?
>"HYAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just as I thought, this thing can link worlds!"
"What?"
>"My little Anon, it's high time I got you a trainer."
>This does not bode well.
>"Find someone on there called Sherman. When you do, come on back."
>>zettasanon: uhhh sherm?
>>shermanonymous: Yes?
"Found him."
>"Alright, tell him to stand still, this could hurt."
>>zettasanon: zeta's ready, are you standing still?
>>shermanonymous: I am still as I'll ever be.
>>zettasanon: he sayss it might hurt
>"Casting NOW!"
>You turn to see what he's yelling about
>A white outline begins to form, stealing all the light from the room, barely leaving an outline of Zetta himself..
>It's another human.
>He's wearing some old cloak and pants, and his right arm looks pretty fucked up, the wrist is covered in bandages.
>"OW! Frick...I wasn't expecting that...you okay, Darkie?"
>"HYAHAHAHAHHA! Welcome, Anonymous!"
"I thought my name was Anonymous."
>"You both are, shut up. Welcome to my humble shack that I am currently using for this and for no other reason. You...are the strongest human, congratulations!"
>"I'm the what? Who the hell are you?"
>"What? I'm Lord Zetta, one Badass Freakin Overlord!"
"Aren't you getting tired of saying that?"
>"I'll say it as often as I can to promote business."
>The fuck?
>'Sherm' begins to clutch at his head. as a dark mist forms.
>"FFffffff...ahhhh!!!"
>"Holy shit!"
"Holy shit!"
>The shape coalesces into a large winged unicorn like the princesses, clad in light blue armor.
>"Darkie...you alright?"
>"Of course, foal! Where are we? Why have you awoken me? Who dares show such impudence at the hooves of their mistress and ruler?"
>You're pretty sure you can just feel the power radiating off of this one.
>Zetta looks at you and you look at him with the same thought.
"Not worth it?"
>"Not fucking worth it."
>"Banish!"
>The floor lights up with the same runes as before, and 'Darkie' is beginning to get eaten by the floor as it returns her to sender.
>"No, Nightmare!"
>Sherm leaps to her, and attempts to pull her out, only to get stuck inside the spell himself.
>"You foal, what are you doing? Get out of here, I do no need your help!"
>"Tough, cause I'm giving it!"
>"But this is freedom! You can just escape Tartarus at last, and leave me again!"
>"Lady, I won't abandon my friend!"
>Moments later the light flashes violently, and the room is empty again, save for you and Zetta.
>Pinkie Pie bounds into the room, balancing a good number of snacks.
>"Oh, did I miss the party already? These look like some scorch marks, huh? I bet you had fireworks and everything!"
>You and Zetta just share that look again.
>"Sure. Whatever."
"So, about that trainer?"
>"Fuck that, we're doing this the hard way instead."

You are Pram
"...and so ends Zetta's bright idea for a trainer...while I thought it might have been funnier should he stay, it seems Zetta can't handle any demon lord level entities by himself, the big baby."
>"But Pram...why did you do that to him?"
"Send him to the planet of horses?"
>"Yes, of course! It's so mean of you!"
"Live and learn, Mickey. Besides, he should appreciate the wish you put in him while he wasn't looking soon enough."
>"I dunno Pram, I feel awful about this..."
"Suck it up. Now get ready, the next act is coming up..."