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  1. You have been connected to a Stranger.
  2. Janca: hi
  3. Stranger: Hello
  4. Janca: how are you
  5. Stranger: I'm doing alright, how are you?
  6. Janca: are you a fan on punctuation?
  7. Stranger: Not excessively...
  8. Janca: because i am on my period!
  9. Stranger: I use it when I can?
  10. Stranger: Oh
  11. Stranger: haha
  12. Stranger: ba-zing
  13. Janca: good ne right?
  14. Janca: my people dc after that
  15. Stranger: Yeah I chuckled
  16. Janca: you are cook
  17. Janca: cool
  18. Stranger: Thanks
  19. EatMyCheese: want buttsecks?
  20. Stranger: Sure!
  21. Janca: hawt
  22. Stranger: Haha thanks I suppose. It's not really hawt on my part... I'm just a dude
  23. Janca: would you eat me out if i was bleeding from my vagina?
  24. Stranger: Woah woah... are we talking heavy flow here or waht?
  25. Janca: hmm no
  26. Janca: maybe just a dribble
  27. Stranger: Yeah that's fine
  28. Janca: thats how twilight started
  29. Stranger: Haha
  30. Janca: how about if i bled from my penis?
  31. Janca: i have that too
  32. Stranger: If you bleed from your penis you have some problems
  33. Stranger: cause that one... isn't normal
  34. Janca: maybe its MANstration
  35. Stranger: Maybe it's cancer?
  36. Janca: true that
  37. Janca: that shit is real
  38. Stranger: It sure is
  39. Stranger: So what are you up to tonight?
  40. Janca: so...wanna suck meh pee pee?
  41. Janca: oh you know just chatting with omeglers in a chatroom
  42. Stranger: Not if it is bleeding no
  43. Janca: my friend and i are.
  44. Stranger: are what?
  45. Janca: you bi? or just eccentric?
  46. Stranger: bi
  47. Stranger: curious anyways
  48. Janca: wow
  49. Stranger: What?
  50. Janca: my belief is, that one is either gay or straight
  51. Janca: there is no in between
  52. Janca: that just havent found out which one yet
  53. Stranger: Possible
  54. Janca: would you let me shit in your mouth?
  55. Stranger: Nope
  56. Janca: on your chest>
  57. Stranger: Nope
  58. Stranger: I'm not much of a scat man
  59. Janca: how about your mothers chest?>
  60. Stranger: If my mother was fine with it I guess I don't have much of a say.
  61. Janca: well you are truley a fagot?
  62. Stranger: Nope
  63. Janca: so can i skull fuck you, until you faggotry ass picks to be straight again
  64. Janca: your parents should send you to gay camp\
  65. Stranger: No because I'd be dead if you're fucking my skull
  66. Stranger: You should learn a new troll
  67. Janca: its where they beat the straight into you
  68. Stranger: cause you are weak at this shit
  69. Stranger: 'beat' the 'straight' into you amiright?
  70. Janca: hellz yea
  71. Janca: i am only 11
  72. EatMyCheese: I'm not a troll.....I'm completely human
  73. Janca: or if you add 20 to that
  74. Janca: thats my real age
  75. Stranger: I don't care
  76. Stranger: but thanks for clearing that up.
  77. Janca: no prob
  78. Janca: are you autistic?
  79. Janca: cuz that shit is solid
  80. Stranger: I'm not
  81. Janca: isnt it autistic awareness month
  82. Stranger: no mental retardation here.
  83. Stranger: I don't know.
  84. Janca: or am i confusing with black people
  85. Stranger: Black people month was a month ago I think
  86. Janca: but i dont think it matters. both are the scum of the earth
  87. Stranger: lol
  88. Janca: :D
  89. Stranger: If you could have any super power what would it be?
  90. Janca: the ability to host tosh.0
  91. Janca: i always wanted to steal the genius of other people, and put it on TV
  92. Stranger: So why would you host tosh.0?
  93. Janca: to run it into the ground
  94. Janca: what would yours be?
  95. Stranger: Probably telekenisis or something similar
  96. Janca: can i change mine?
  97. Stranger: Sure
  98. Janca: the ability to mind fuck
  99. Stranger: lol
  100. Janca: gud right?
  101. Stranger: No
  102. Stranger: but you know that already
  103. Janca: oh
  104. Janca: i thought it was pretty cool
  105. Janca: to fuck someone through my head
  106. Janca: i guess thats what happy hour is for
  107. Stranger: I suppose so.
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