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- Janca: hi
- Stranger: Hello
- Janca: how are you
- Stranger: I'm doing alright, how are you?
- Janca: are you a fan on punctuation?
- Stranger: Not excessively...
- Janca: because i am on my period!
- Stranger: I use it when I can?
- Stranger: Oh
- Stranger: haha
- Stranger: ba-zing
- Janca: good ne right?
- Janca: my people dc after that
- Stranger: Yeah I chuckled
- Janca: you are cook
- Janca: cool
- Stranger: Thanks
- EatMyCheese: want buttsecks?
- Stranger: Sure!
- Janca: hawt
- Stranger: Haha thanks I suppose. It's not really hawt on my part... I'm just a dude
- Janca: would you eat me out if i was bleeding from my vagina?
- Stranger: Woah woah... are we talking heavy flow here or waht?
- Janca: hmm no
- Janca: maybe just a dribble
- Stranger: Yeah that's fine
- Janca: thats how twilight started
- Stranger: Haha
- Janca: how about if i bled from my penis?
- Janca: i have that too
- Stranger: If you bleed from your penis you have some problems
- Stranger: cause that one... isn't normal
- Janca: maybe its MANstration
- Stranger: Maybe it's cancer?
- Janca: true that
- Janca: that shit is real
- Stranger: It sure is
- Stranger: So what are you up to tonight?
- Janca: so...wanna suck meh pee pee?
- Janca: oh you know just chatting with omeglers in a chatroom
- Stranger: Not if it is bleeding no
- Janca: my friend and i are.
- Stranger: are what?
- Janca: you bi? or just eccentric?
- Stranger: bi
- Stranger: curious anyways
- Janca: wow
- Stranger: What?
- Janca: my belief is, that one is either gay or straight
- Janca: there is no in between
- Janca: that just havent found out which one yet
- Stranger: Possible
- Janca: would you let me shit in your mouth?
- Stranger: Nope
- Janca: on your chest>
- Stranger: Nope
- Stranger: I'm not much of a scat man
- Janca: how about your mothers chest?>
- Stranger: If my mother was fine with it I guess I don't have much of a say.
- Janca: well you are truley a fagot?
- Stranger: Nope
- Janca: so can i skull fuck you, until you faggotry ass picks to be straight again
- Janca: your parents should send you to gay camp\
- Stranger: No because I'd be dead if you're fucking my skull
- Stranger: You should learn a new troll
- Janca: its where they beat the straight into you
- Stranger: cause you are weak at this shit
- Stranger: 'beat' the 'straight' into you amiright?
- Janca: hellz yea
- Janca: i am only 11
- EatMyCheese: I'm not a troll.....I'm completely human
- Janca: or if you add 20 to that
- Janca: thats my real age
- Stranger: I don't care
- Stranger: but thanks for clearing that up.
- Janca: no prob
- Janca: are you autistic?
- Janca: cuz that shit is solid
- Stranger: I'm not
- Janca: isnt it autistic awareness month
- Stranger: no mental retardation here.
- Stranger: I don't know.
- Janca: or am i confusing with black people
- Stranger: Black people month was a month ago I think
- Janca: but i dont think it matters. both are the scum of the earth
- Stranger: lol
- Janca: :D
- Stranger: If you could have any super power what would it be?
- Janca: the ability to host tosh.0
- Janca: i always wanted to steal the genius of other people, and put it on TV
- Stranger: So why would you host tosh.0?
- Janca: to run it into the ground
- Janca: what would yours be?
- Stranger: Probably telekenisis or something similar
- Janca: can i change mine?
- Stranger: Sure
- Janca: the ability to mind fuck
- Stranger: lol
- Janca: gud right?
- Stranger: No
- Stranger: but you know that already
- Janca: oh
- Janca: i thought it was pretty cool
- Janca: to fuck someone through my head
- Janca: i guess thats what happy hour is for
- Stranger: I suppose so.
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