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- >You are Anon.
- >Your bed is EXTRA comfy today.
- >You wonder why.
- >You feel something soft and warm snuggle you.
- >Do you have another night-time visitor?
- >These fucking horses, man.
- >They can't seem to comprehend that you sleep alone.
- >Fucking herd mentality....
- >"Time to wake up, Anon."
- >Oh, who's this?
- >Something soft and silky tickles your ear.
- >You NOPE and open your eyes.
- >....Nobody is there.
- >NoPONY, rather.
- >You hear a chuckle from down by your groin.
- >"I'm down here, silly!"
- >You do what the voice says and....
- >Your blanket has a face on it.
- >Like, not just sewn on or something, but an actual three-dimensional face.
- >A pony face, specifically.
- >One of the corners of your pony-blanket comes up and caresses your cheek.
- >"Good morning, love."
- >Why is this happening?
- >Your blanket wasn't like this when you went to bed.
- >You try to sit up, but only succeed in rolling off of your pillow.
- >You're all wrapped up!
- >>"Aww, why did you make him go?"
- >A fluffy shuffling comes from behind you, and your goddamn PILLOW crawls onto your head and licks your ear.
- >Fuck your life and everything about it.
- >You are Anon and you're sitting on your couch eating breakfast.
- >You've got blanketwaifu wrapped around your shoulders, and pillowaifu on your lap nuzzling your crotch.
- "So, what's the deal with you two?"
- >You'd remained quiet this entire time. This shit was too raw to deal with before coffee and cereal.
- >Blanket: "What do you mean, dearest? There is no 'deal' with us. I keep you warm at night..."
- >You watch as a corner of Blanketwaifu nudges Pillowaifu.
- >Pillow: "...And I keep your head comfy and ready for good dreams."
- >Aww.
- >That's almost cute.
- "No, look.... Why are you suddenly alive? God knows you weren't like this last night."
- >Pillowaifu laughs at you.
- >Pillow: "Honey, stop being so silly. Now, I know you're usually kind of tired in the mornings; why don't you lay your head on me and take a nap?"
- >Blanketwaifu joins in on the teasing.
- >Blanket: "Mmmm, let me wrap around you, Anon. I know just how to make you warm."
- >L-lewd.
- >After a few more minutes of increasingly dirty talk, you concede and have a hap on your couch.
- >You wake up to Blanketwaifu grinding your crotch, and Pillowaifu sniffing your hair.
- >These fucking waifus.
- >You're eating breakfast when it happens.
- >"Mmmph lmvvph ynrnn cckkckkk"
- >You're sorry, what?
- >That's when you feel something tickle your balls.
- >Understandably surprised, you stand up and rip your pants off.
- >Thankfully, your pants remain silent.
- >You think you've reached waifu critical mass.
- >Looking down (up?) at you is a ponyface on your boxers.
- >She's got a sultry look in her eyes, and your cock is poking out of her mouth.
- >.......Oh.
- >Okay, that makes sense.
- >Her mouth is exactly where that cock-slit on the front of your underwear is.
- >Boxerwaifu is blushing something fierce as she tries to reverse-blowjob you.
- >With a wet slurp, she sucks your dick back into the strangely warm and furry confines of your underwear.
- >Boxer: "You don't wash me often enough."
- >She licks her "lips".
- >Boxer: "I love that."
- >You walk back into your living room, ready to confront your pillow and your blanket.
- >They're probably in on this bullshit right here.
- >Even for horseland this shit is weird.
- >Pillowaifu: "Are you okay, Anon? We heard some positively lewd noises. Why didn't you come for us?"
- >Boxerwaifu: "He nearly did."
- >Pillowaifu: "Boxers! Blanket, wake up! It's Boxers!"
- >These assholes know each other?
- >Blanketwaifu squeals with delight and waves you over with a corner of herself.
- >Blanketwaifu: "Anon! Quick, sit on Pillow's face! Let's get a group hug!"
- >You reluctantly obey your Blanketwaifu's orders and sit down on your couch on top of Pillowaifu.
- >Blanketwaifu wraps around your groin, and you're left with a weird pillow-diaper that can talk.
- >You can feel some grinding in your crotch, and you aren't sure who's doing what, or if it's on purpose.
- >Probably is.
- >Why do you have such strange waifus?
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