Callum's Entry.

<jaczac> =START 3=
* psionicPskateboard started espering eternalWanderer
<psionicPskateboard> Hello there Callum.
<eternalWanderer> EW: ay
<psionicPskateboard> PP: It looks like the server has finally finished downloading.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Are you ready?
<eternalWanderer> EW: kae dehn
<eternalWanderer> EW: lehts goe
<jaczac> A camera view of the room Callum is in appears on Kirk's screen.
<jaczac> ((describe your room, preferably with a floor map))
<eternalWanderer> ((its a regular sized classroom with a bunch of computers on desks around the place))
<jaczac> ((only you?))
<jaczac> Kirk sees the normal SBURB GUI.
<eternalWanderer> ((Jake and me are both in there))
<eternalWanderer> ((imagine something like this http://www.westerntc.edu/technology/images/HSCLab2.jpg ))
<jaczac> However, after a few seconds a large red error message appears on his computer.
<jaczac> "ENTITY COLLISION"
<jaczac> "REMOVE OTHER PLAYER"
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Hey Callum, it looks like there's a problem here.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Do you think you could get Jacob to leave?
<eternalWanderer> "Ay jaykeh"
<eternalWanderer> "u nead two leaveh"
<eternalWanderer> "fore sohme resan"
* Jacob_Brandt leaves, but not before asking for another captcha card
<eternalWanderer> ((can you even take out a card that you have in your deck))
<jaczac> ((sure why not))
* eternalWanderer takes out a card somehow
<Aurora_Surma> ((yes))
<eternalWanderer> "dere yah goe"
<eternalWanderer> "nohw ov wit ya"
<Aurora_Surma> ((how do you punch holes in one otherwise))
* eternalWanderer hands the card to jake
* Jacob_Brandt leaves
<jaczac> The error message disappears
<eternalWanderer> EW: awlryght es gohne
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Okay.
<jaczac> ((normal GUI, you know the deal))
<psionicPskateboard> (not really im lookin it up)
<jaczac> ((http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00150.gif))
<Jacob_Brandt> ((Oh shit my sburb files are still there))
<jaczac> ((you can go back in))
<jaczac> ((its not barring you))
<eternalWanderer> ((its all on one of the computers))
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Okay so there's a lot of stuff here.
<jaczac> ((oh))
<jaczac> ((hmm))
<eternalWanderer> EW: dew da machene tings
<psionicPskateboard> PP: But it looks like all I can do right now is put down some machines.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Wait, how do you know about the machines already?
<eternalWanderer> EW: downt woreh eyve dohne dis beforeh
<eternalWanderer> EW: wit en alian
<psionicPskateboard> PP: ...Okay then.
<eternalWanderer> EW: e wahs kynd ov en areshowle aboht et
* Jacob_Brandt goes back in to quickly take the computer with his files in out, along with a chair, ejecting Tricky's corpse.
<eternalWanderer> EW: eyel mayke shure eyem nawt
<eternalWanderer> "highbie"
<psionicPskateboard> PP: That's a relief.
<jaczac> The program breifly freezes as Jacob comes back in, but rapidly fixes itself once he has left.
* Jacob_Brandt says "oops"
<jaczac> ((haha you want tricky to be back?))
<jaczac> ((lol))
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Anyway, I can fit the Totem Lathe between the computers.
<jaczac> You drop it between the computers))
<Jacob_Brandt> ((dont make fun of me zach))
<eternalWanderer> EW: dew awhl ov dehm
<psionicPskateboard> PP: And it looks like there's just enough room for the Cruxtruder.
<eternalWanderer> I touch the totem lathe
<jaczac> You touch it sucessfully.
<eternalWanderer> What does it feel like
<eternalWanderer> Is it cold
<jaczac> ((brandt, you can enter with thalix if you want))
<psionicPskateboard> PP: But I don't see any space for the Alchemiter.
<jaczac> It is cold, unyielding.
<eternalWanderer> EW: noc ovah sum computahs
<eternalWanderer> EW: ets fyne
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Okay then.
* psionicPskateboard nocs ovah sum computahs
<eternalWanderer> I then touch the cruxtender
<psionicPskateboard> PP: There you go.
<eternalWanderer> Is it as cold as the last one
<jaczac> The computers crash all over, but the Alchemiter drops.
<jaczac> Yes it is.
<eternalWanderer> EW: nyce
* Jacob_Brandt_ (webchat@c-98-220-39-111.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined
<psionicPskateboard> PP: You're the expert here Callum.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: What happens next?
<eternalWanderer> EW: nehxt ting eye ave two geht da led ov ov dat ting
<eternalWanderer> EW: nd a glowly ting wel cohme owt
<eternalWanderer> I attempt to climb atop the cruxtruder
<eternalWanderer> So that I may pull the lid off
<jaczac> You do so.
<jaczac> .roll str to open the lid.
* Jacob_Brandt has quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
<eternalWanderer> roll 1d20+3
<jaczac> oops dice is AWOL
* `DICE (~RayGold@pool-98-113-252-119.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined
<eternalWanderer> join RPGStuck_Jaczac
<eternalWanderer> roll 1d20+3
<`DICE> eternalWanderer rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
<jaczac> You rip the lid off and the components spill out.
<jaczac> The totem shoots into the air AAND.
<jaczac> roll 1d20
<`DICE> jaczac rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
<jaczac> drops right back down, without causing any damage.
<jaczac> The kernel, a light blue, begins bouncing around.
<eternalWanderer> I attack the kernel
<eternalWanderer> Attempting to strangle the orb
<jaczac> It runs out of the way, and dodges your attacks.
* Jacob_Brandt_ is now known as jacobBrandt
<eternalWanderer> I throw my wiring at it
<jaczac> r.oll dex
<eternalWanderer> roll 1d20+1
<`DICE> eternalWanderer rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
<jaczac> The wires get close, but ultimately miss.,
<eternalWanderer> I empty the rest of my sylladex and begin throwing those objects at the orb
<eternalWanderer> roll 3#d20+1
<`DICE> eternalWanderer rolled 3#d20+1 [ 1d20=15 ]{16}, [ 1d20=3 ]{4}, [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
<jaczac> ok youre gonna need to name the first object
<eternalWanderer> ((The dead rat that got possessed by death is the first item in my sylladex))
<eternalWanderer> ((no joke))
<eternalWanderer> ((the next is a sleeping bag and finally a pillow))
<jaczac> Ok.
<jaczac> The rat glances off the Orb and is absorbed.
<jaczac> You now have EVILRATSPRITE
<eternalWanderer> "GAWT CHA"
<jaczac> It makes a strange cackling sound.
<jaczac> You also see that a timer was ticking as you did this.
<jaczac> It's now at 2:45
<eternalWanderer> "uhmm"
<eternalWanderer> EW: eye downt noe wat cums nehxt
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Callum.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: What just happened.
<eternalWanderer> I start playing around with the machines
<eternalWanderer> EW: eye dunoe
<jaczac> Kirk sees the pre-punched card on the thing
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Why do you have a dead rat in your sylladex.
<psionicPskateboard> ((which thing))
<eternalWanderer> EW: whel wen eye lehft dis morhnen eye gawt efriting frohm mah owse
<eternalWanderer> EW: nd dis wahs won ov da efriting
<jaczac> ((just put the damn card down lol))
<psionicPskateboard> PP: That still doesn't explain much, but okay.
<psionicPskateboard> ((I forgot it was in the deploy menu))
<psionicPskateboard> ((i thought you mean it was on one of the devices))
<jaczac> ((nah you good0)
<eternalWanderer> I fiddle around with the totem lathe attempting to turn any of the wheels
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Hey Callum, there's another thing to put down.
* psionicPskateboard drops the pre-punched card on the alchemiter.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Here you go.
<eternalWanderer> EW: tanks
<jaczac> You notice it fits into a slot on the lathe.
<jaczac> You also notice the Totem would fit in there too.
<eternalWanderer> I do the things that i noticed
<jaczac> You get a curvy totem out of it.
<eternalWanderer> EW: lewk et dis ting
<eternalWanderer> EW: et lewks soe weard
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Indeed.
<psionicPskateboard> PP: Do you have any idea what it's for?
<eternalWanderer> EW: nohpe
<eternalWanderer> EW: buht eye wahnt morh
<eternalWanderer> I put it down on the alchemiter as i go get more
<jaczac> There is a flash of light as a small, light blue box is made.
<jaczac> It appears to be wrapped in a ribbon that forms a bow at the top.
<eternalWanderer> "o kewl ay presant"
<eternalWanderer> I open it up
<jaczac> Another flash of light, and the room is transported into the medium.
<jaczac> ==end==