once upon a time
there was a guy who said he'd make races
but then he got lazy
and many lashings were had
then he got pregnant
and the lashers did ask
"whomst thou did the deed????"
but how can a man get pregnant
just by being whipped
the council did convene
the council members did contemplate
the recess bell did ring
the hopeful young upstart did offer a theory
the council did dismiss the inexperienced youth
but the gnarly grandmother shaft twizzler did consider
that perhaps the youth was correct
in that the man had been inseminated by another man
the council was in chaos
somehow, a man placed the seed in another man
and thus society
the seed of chaos
and so they clapped