fallen C.H.E.R.U.B. part 1

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #668, #669
part 2: h ttps://pastebin.com/v5VPFMR0
part 3: h ttps://pastebin.com/NcGQNapY
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https://twitter.com/Enigma_Eta/status/1371347653724753921

A possible future?
After being beaten around on Earth, and then beaten by I.M.P. for all their troubles, C.H.E.R.U.B. will sink lower...
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Is there a process to becoming a fallen angel?
Do they need to be corrupted or is it an immediate thing?
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I think they'd only become 'fallen' Angels if they ended up in Hell somehow, which is shown to presumably (in normal cases) alter the genetic makeup of your entire form if you change into a different species. (I'm going to call Vaggie an exception as she's mostly humanoid, still posessing 2 arms, and could pass for a human with tattoos and body modifications if she went back to the living world).

Cherubs don't seem to physically change when they're banished to Earth, their halos don't disappear for example, they still possess them.
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What if it's a slower process? Might be since they were just pushed out and it might be gradual with supposed "pure" creatures like cherubs.
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>Oh
>My
>GOSH
>You guys are soooooo cute~
>You look just like one of my baby pictures!
>And you two are the spitting image of my friends Razzle and Dazzle!
>...what's the matter? Why does everyone look so sad?

>Fallen?

>Does that really matter?
>You still seem pretty good to me
>Halos are just big fancy tiaras
>You don't need them
>Come here, lets hug it out
>It's okay, it's okay
>You know, we might be able to help each other
>Heaven's a pretty big part of a project me and my girlfriend have going
>You three might be able to give us some insight, right?
>If things work out like we hope, you'd end up on the highway back up to Heaven, along with some mortal souls I'm trying to help out. You guys like mortal souls right?
>Come on then, let's get going, it's chilly out here anyway

Charlie, Arch-Devil of optimism and forgiveness, comes through for the downtrodden once again.
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Collin doesn't deserve this fate even if it makes him look rad
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So Heaven just casually is blaring advertisements and their own media content straight into hell?

Going from cute little cherubs and forest animals to nightmarish robotic like exterminators has served to make Heaven a really hard concept to pin down.
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I'm fairly certain the cherubs have been split up from a single, four-headed being into small, cute and cuddly things to avoid the whole "Do not be afraid!" thing (as well as heart attacks).
The exterminators are whole different deal.

It's safe to say that Heaven shows a different face towards those whom they're trying to win over, and those who are their sworn enemies.
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I don't think they're doing that deliberately. In Helluva ep 4 you see that the cherubs need a portal to get to earth just like the imps do, while in Hazbin you can see what appears to be a planetoid with a halo up in the sky for a couple shots. I think both Heaven and Hell occupy the same place of existence, separate from Earth, and the signals from Heaven are just reaching Hell on accident, kind of like a radio station reaching outside of its normal range under favorable conditions.

Alternatively, maybe CHERUB realized that there were people in Hell who would still want someone in the living world to be safe and were trying to tap that market. Even a cutthroat cacklord is gong to want his mama and his baby brother kept safe from the vengeful rival gangs he has a blood feud with after he's finally dead.
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https://twitter.com/il6mio9mondo/status/1371557456011223045

I think this idea's catching on...
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>lucifer being there for fellow fallen angels
das nice
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Lucifer != Satan in the hhg universe. Vizie went enouph to say that Alastar is not scared of Lucifer and says that Satan and Lucifer are two separate beings.
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Huh, then which is the fallen angel
Most of my knowledge is from smt
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>fallen goat girl cherub aggressively hitting on asmodeus anon
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>She assumes that the offspring of the archdevil of lst will be both a great lay and incredibly easy to get into bed.
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>Be anon
>A tiny cherub thats BARELY up to your kneecaps keeps saying lews things to you
>I mean she's cute and all but in a stuffed animal kind of way
>But she doesn't take no for an answer and keeos badgering you about it
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>"-and you can use me as an onahole!"
"Okay how the fck do you know what that is?! I thought Heaven was supposed to be a bunch of cherry cherry cream puff virgins!"
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>Asmodeus Anon takes her to his father to see what he can do about her
>Asmodeus is horrified
>Fallen cherubs invariably go through a hedonistic binge immediately after the fall that makes the Amish kids out in the real world for the first time look tame
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>hedonistic binge immediately after the fall that makes the Amish kids out in the real world for the first time look tame

>She does this with anon
>At the end of it she's possessive and clingy
>Anon basically goes "Ope guess we're dating now"
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>It was the most vanilla sx you can imagine
>There was even handholding
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>Collin is horrified and embarrassed by how quickly she 180ed and went full tilt corruption and became a demon prince's lover
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I mean how long have they been down there?
>The others watch her as month after month she slips deeper into the debauched pit that is Hell
>The first sign was when she SWORE!
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>The halo gets progressively worse
That's a neat detail
I wonder if vivzie will do something similar to tha- AHAHAHAHAH i know she fcking won't.
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This was supposed to make people hrny, but it just makes me sad
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Collin doesn't know the fck sodomy is.
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Damn Keenie fell hard and fast
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I think it would be really interesting to see them slowly corrupt, panic and call each other out on doing sinful things as they try to rely on each other to remain pure, and gradually they discover that hell is actually way more freeing than heaven ever could be and start to like it there because the passive aggressive snobs back home were more annoying than the degenerates in hell, and in hell you can just tell people to fck off.

I’m not sure they’d actually sink all that low though, they’d probably still remain nice overall
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I can see it. They'd probably start with fairly innocuous things like gluttony and sloth.
>Aimlessly ambling down the streets of Hell
>Catch a whiff of something coming from "The Golden Calf Cafe"
>Float over to it, Looney Toons pie-on-the-windowsill gag style (easier since they do have actual wings)
>Look through the window of the restaurant to see the kind of feast you'd get if you put Apicius, Richard II, and Adolf Frederick in charge of a Vegas buffet. Opulent, ornate, heavily seasoned and overdressed dishes in abundance, a far cry from the Benedictine monk-type fare they subsisted on in Heaven
>In their despair from having been cast out of Heaven, they lost their appetites for a while, and haven't eaten properly in a very long time
>They cave to the temptation like a house of cards with a bowling ball dropped on it
>But once they finish stuffing themselves with endored capon and custard tarts, they find out you actually have to pay for sht down here in Hell
>They don't have any money. They barely know what money is outside the context of trying to coax humans into being charitable.
>They can't cover the cost of a single morsel of the feast they just put away
>The proprietor is about as nice as you can get for a sinner
>Instead of coming after them with the meat cleaver or calling up a human trafficker and selling them out, he offers to let them wash dishes to pay their tab
>They agree
>But it turns out cleaning the kitchen is yucky and tiring
>And they still consider themselves inherently superior to demons, and bitterly resent having to do any sort of task for them, especially dirty menial labor
>So they wait until the guy has his back turned and then book it the fck out of there, bill unpaid and dishes unwashed