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- Context:
- https://ponerpics.com/images/91117
- "Anooooon, do I have to go?"
- >You look back at Sweetie Belle in irritation
- >She's walking several paces behind you, dragging her hooves
- "Yes, you do," you tell her for the umpteenth time
- >she kicks at a pebble and stares sulkily at the ground
- "Why, though?" she mutters, half to herself
- "I don't know, your sister says you need culture and refinement and stuff," you tell her
- >she kicks at the ground again and doesn't answer
- >to be honest, you do feel a little bad about making her do this
- >a three hour harpsichord lesson every Thursday, that's pretty brutal
- >you probably wouldn't have wanted to do it either, when you were a kid
- >and to be fair, you did kind of sign her up without telling her sister
- >but you couldn't help it, the foal has been driving you up the wall
- >and Rarity, that bitch
- >just dumping her little sister on you for the entire summer, while she goes off to Manehattan to do some kind of fashion shit
- >didn't even ask, just assumed you'd be cool with it
- >you used to make fun of Spike for being such a beta cuck, but damned if it's not impossible to say no to that mare when she gives you those bedroom eyes
- >you look over your shoulder
- >Sweetie Belle's fallen even further behind
- >you whistle at her, she reluctantly picks up the pace
- >will Rarity be mad when she finds out about this?
- >there's really no reason she should be
- >I mean, come on
- >harpsichord lessons with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
- >that's like the opportunity of a lifetime, right?
- >and to be fair, she does always say that her sister needs refinement or whatever
- >naw, she won't be mad
- >Rarity loves that kind of fancy shit
- >when she gets home and finds out her little sister can play Concerto #12 or whatever the fuck at all her dinner parties now, she'll go ape shit for it
- >you'll probably be washing dried mare cum out of your pubes for a month
- >and anyway, if you don't get that filly out of the house for a couple hours a week there's a good chance you might actually kill her before the summer ends
- >she had her damn friends over the other day, they were running around your apartment doing their wacky crusader shit
- >a herd of elephants would have done less damage
- >ever seen what tiny horse hooves do to hardwood?
- >there's a security deposit you won't be getting back
- "Come on, damn it!" you shout
- >you immediately feel bad about raising your voice, but her dawdling is getting on your nerves
- "It's just a harpsichord lesson," you tell her, a little more gently. "Just do it and get it over with. How bad could it be?"
- >Sweetie Belle stares at the ground again
- >she's got that weird nervous look on her face she always gets whenever you bring up harpsichords or Mozart
- >something about it feels weird, but you push that feeling aside
- >you're already thinking about three whole hours of time to yourself
- >no tiny hooves scuffing up your floor, no noise, just hot pockets and vidya games
- >anyway, fuck it; you're already here
- >you stop outside the door
- >"Wolfgang A. Mozart" is printed on the glass in those fancy old-timey letters
- >you still can't believe you actually found this guy
- >you were under the impression that he had died in 1791 but nope, he's still around it looks like
- >famous long-dead Austrian composers and pastel cartoon horses walking around all over the place, what a fun century this is
- >anyway, whatever, you open the door
- "Ah, Sweetie Belle!" cries Mozart. "Aren't we looking just scrumptious today! Come on inside, have a seat at the harpsichord."
- >Sweetie Belle gives you one last pleading look, but you've already got hot pockets on the brain
- >reluctantly, she trots over to the harpsichord and jumps up
- "Mmm, that's it my little filly, have a seat right up here on Wolfy's lap..."
- >that Mozart really is kind of a weird guy
- >whatever though
- >you turn to leave
- >on your way out, you pause
- >some nagging, dim little alarm bell is still going off somewhere in the back of your mind
- >you turn around
- >Sweetie Belle is sitting with Mozart at the harpsichord
- >she's staring off at nothing, looking dejected and terrified
- >Mozart turns and gives you the creepiest look you've ever seen
- "Close the door," he says.
- (In a weird and creepy bit of serendipity, when I originally posted this green the text box had exactly 1791 characters remaining. Mozart died in 1791.)
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