Recap!

Scratch rambles for quite a time about Karkat's ancestor, the Signless, who apparently preached a message of peace and tolerance and blood-caste-equality, as well as the Ancestors of Karkat's friends. This goes on for a good many pages, while Andrew himself bursts into Scratch's building via the Fifth Wall that Aradia's Ancestor was damaging earlier. He investigates the broom that Scratch discarded earlier, quickly realizing that he is talking about ancestors and determining to stop him. A while passes by with Scratch rambling and Andrew trying to find him.

He eventually finds the study, and bursts in. He looks with dismay at the clippings littering the floor, while Scratch continues his endless rambling. Andrew flips tables and generally causes chaos, while the apparently-not-so-omnipotent Scratch continues on, unaware. Andrew sneaks up on Scratch, hiding behind a clock. The Ancestor looks at him, and Scratch mistakes this for interest in the clock, and begins to talk about it - until Andrew kicks over the clock and leaps towards Scratch, broom raised. He hits Scratch repeatedly over the head with the broom, making a loud BAP BAP BAP sound. He shakes the limp form violently, while the Ancestor makes her escape. She leaps through a hole in the wall while Andrew throws Scratch to the ground.

While the Ancestor leaps from building to building, Andrew observes that in his prescence, Scratch reverts to a lifeless doll. He comments that this is "a little disturbing". He siezes on the opportunity, though, reaching into Scratch's pocket to remove the damaged Disc 2. While he withdraws it, the Ancestor screeches to a halt - she's come up to a bright green, glowing figure.

Andrew observes that the disc is fully repaired, and presumably has been for quite a while. Scratch just loves the sound of his own voice. Meanwhile, we see a bizarre view of the Ancestor, presumably from the point-of-view of the green figure. It is two images of her, each in a circle, as though from very distinct eyes. The green figure, who is assumed to be Lord English, announces that "I AM ALREADY HERE".

Andrew decides to fix the site from its green theme, snapping his fingers. Apparently, he does something wrong, though, because instead of a SNAP, he makes a SNOP sound, switching the site to a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff skin. He quickly UNSNOPs it, returning it to grey.

Disc 2 is inserted and begins to run.

The next update is a flash, "[S] Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO". It begins with Karkat's Cancer symbol, with Gamzee's blood on it to make it into two clown smilies. Gamzee himself, holding the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, faces off against Terezi, Kanaya, Blind Sollux and Karkat, along with Cal. For a while, the four (Sollux excluded) stare each other down, images of their Ancestors in the background. Kanaya stares, offering to auspitize between Karkat and Gamzee; he gently turns down the offer. Terezi, in turn, confesses a Kismessitude for Gamzee, and Karkat "shoosh"es her, taking over the situation himself. Sollux, wearing Feferi's goggles, is talking wildly about his relationship with Gamzee, which is apparently fluctuating from matespritship to kissmessitude; Karkat looks at him strangely but ignores him, since he is facing completely the wrong way and talking to Cal. The flash ends with Karkat and Gamzee leaping towards one another, weapons raised.

Discarding his weapon, Karkat places one finger over Gamzee's lips, making quiet "shoosh"ing sounds while Gamzee HONKs loudly. Karkat pats him gently on the cheek (PAP PAP PAP), while Gamzee continues to rage. This goes on for a great many pages, until Gamzee finally calms down. Karkat embraces him, and Gamzee smiles and returns the hug, completely pacified.

Andrew takes a photo of the scene, which prints with a diamond below it. He sticks it carefully in Scratch's discarded journal, back in his own study, and writes "palemates 4 lyfe" beneath it. He talks for a short while about the incident in a biblical-sounding way, and then closes the book and walks away.

He begins another recap, but upon realizing how long it would be scrawls "NO FUCK THIS" on it and discards it. The next panel, and the last one so far, is a clipping of a very, very high structure, with Bec Noir, a humanoid form too small to be identified, a flashing, colored orb, and something in the shape of Bec's head, with an aurora off to the left. Nothing else is evident.