Martin the Luther King Junior.

Hey, Martin Luther the King Junior was a pretty cool guy. He stopped racism by beating up Nazis and White Supremacists back in 1825 or whatever. Him and Millenium Falcon X teamed up and, were assassinated by Lyndon B. Johnson's hitmen because he really didn't like people of color. Nevertheless, we now remember it as the Monday in January that children and people in low effort jobs get off while the rest of the country has to work. And we will remember that forever.

Incidentally, Martin Luther King Jr would run around blocking water hoses from the police men. The police were known as "racists," because they ran fast, though never quite as fast as MLK now were they? Let's just say the winner writes history and well, you'll be hard pressed to find a book saying the police were in the right during that time. Maybe in Georgia, heh. Maybe.

How has nobody posted in Heaven or Hell by the way? What the actual fuck is this garbage? Does it really take months to get 5 posts in one thread, what are these troglodytes doing? Sincerely, I need them to explain themselves. If they don't want to participate, quit. Stop sitting there like nihilistic garbage lining the floor licking the boots of whomever, the HoH Discord is for an event not for happy lucky Facebook social media fun time you fucking trash. I know this is a new concept for you but, try "working" for a change, put effort into something. It might astound you!

Anyway, Martin the Luther King Jr would have been pretty cool had he survived the Fallout Mysterious Stranger the president hired because that guy hated black people. Theories based on cartoons that have explored the idea show he may have yelled at Black Lives Matter and BET networks. Which is pretty cool. He gave a speech, "I have a dream. That one day, every person in this nation will control their own destiny! A land of the truly free, dammit! A nation of action, not words -- ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around! Where power and justice are back where they belong, in the hands of the people! Where every man is free- to think, to act- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers, and these chickenshit bureaucrats! Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American Pride -- fuck the media -- Fuck all of it! America is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new America will be born! Evolved but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive; free to live as they see fit! They'll make America great again!!!!!" I thought that speech was pretty inspired. Good on Martin Luther King Jr.

Few people know about his dad, Martin Luther King. That guy was a cowboy or something. He dual wielded guns and shot people. So that makes him pretty cool. I notice, all the administrators of Heaven or Hell only play white or vaguely Asian characters. Hm. Makes you think, doesn't it?

Well anyway, you really shouldn't post an image of Oscar from Sesame Street inferring the dreaded "N Word Slur" in a non-derogatory fashion, as that should land you in ban town forever alongside people who advocate for rape or Tenkai who spoke of voice actors too often. They're all analogous, really.

Say, did you know that of the people in the event staff who had "voting power," several have never graded a single profile //and// several have never worked on a single stage? Even more impressive, several have made single digit posts tournament wide, circa January 21st 2019, which makes you wonder what they're doing. Must be really busy all year around. It sure is cool how they can be on Discord - Free Voice and Text Chat for Gamers though. They're on there constantly. Weird. Must be skilled at multitasking and writing but only when it pertains to the words "lol," "Final Fantasy," "Destiny," and discussion of porn and hentai. Did you know despite an M-Rated chat filter, porn is against Discord's terms of service and can have your server deleted without warning? The more you know!

Gosh, all aside, Martin Luther King Jr is a -- was a great individual. He hated racism, and was strangely into little black boys and little white girls and vice-versa hanging out. I think we know what his pornographic preferences were now, don't we? No kink shaming here though! Especially not on Heaven or Hell which has a known and news story / trial and sentenced pedophile in its memberlist. Sexted a 9 year old, what the fuck. That's no biggie though, we got more important fish to fry, like people posting memes or discussing politics in the wrong chat when someone else is there and is on the rag. Gotta keep our priorities in check!

Fucking wish I had today off, and got it paid. Bunch of federal, "wahhhh I'm not getting paid!! orange man bad!!!" Okay, it's happened four times in recent years and it'll happen again, maybe save up some money. You know. Quit crying! Martin Luther King Jr would've saved money for this, he was intelligent like that. And his dad, gunslinger that he was, would have inspired him to continue on with his legacy. I'm firmly convinced MLK Jr. would've been like, black The Punisher as he reached old age. Wow, that'd been pretty swell. I hope he reincarnates in Heaven or Hell one day, but say you know, I can't help but notice none of the event staff are playing any characters of color. This may not be an overt show of racism but it's definitely a place of toxic whiteness, I'm hoping to receive a 1000 word essay on that one from Vahn and old owner Kat.