Last night, I got a nightmare. Well, actually it was really silly in retrospect. Want to hear it?
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Ben LeBlanc (benthomasleblanc@gmail.com, ben.thomas.leblanc@gmail.com)
Sure
Ben • 12 mins
Okay. So,  I think we were in this hotel that was themed like a Japanese bathhouse or something
Well,  you won't there. My subconscious chose Xavier instead
Anyways, I think my dream had some backstory I couldn't remember as I was probably dating the daughter of some Japanese mob boss
Hollywood Yakuza, with swords and stuff
Apparently I decided that I needed to kill him somehow but I think I witnessed him completely silicing up an assassin or something. No gore, it was as though it was offscreen from my pov
Good thing was, he trusted Xavier and me, so I knew I had an element of surprise
I somehow decided to form an alliance with the Chinese mob boss, Triad stuff, in the same hotel
And we agreed to team up on the Yakuza's head alone by luring him to an empty room for tea.
I initially wanted to snipe him but I misplaced my sniper rifle
So, the three of us, along with a sumo wrestler looking bodyguard, went with the plan
Some things lead to another and I was trying to strangle the father from behind, but I was so weak he mistook it for a hug
Then I discovered Xavier was recording my murder attempt on his phone and he said he was going to have to give all of us up
Because he thought we were literally meeting for tea
The murder thing was a surprise to him
And I felt genuine fear of the law and begged him to delete the evidence
Meanwhile, while I was trying to get Xavier to listen to me, the sumo and the fat Triad guy just killed the father anyway
But I was still arguing with Xavier, trying to figure out a way to not get arrested
And then I was woken with an alarm
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Ben LeBlanc (benthomasleblanc@gmail.com, ben.thomas.leblanc@gmail.com)
Well huh. That's quite the interesting dream
Ben • 2 mins
This isn't the first time in a dream where I'm like 'fuck. I killed someone. I'm so convicted. "
Which is weird like, I don't feel remorseful or anything, just worried
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Ben LeBlanc (benthomasleblanc@gmail.com, ben.thomas.leblanc@gmail.com)
Huh
Ben • 1 min
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ben LeBlanc (benthomasleblanc@gmail.com, ben.thomas.leblanc@gmail.com)
My dream was literally a friend asking me for advice on something related to preferred pronouns
Ben • Now
Fuck that sounds boring
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Ben LeBlanc