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  1. Four Ore’s and More Season 2 Episode 6: “Happy-go-Sapphy”
  2.  
  3.  
  4.  
  5. Intro
  6.  
  7.  
  8.  
  9. Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!
  10.  
  11. F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!
  12.  
  13. (dun dun dun dunn)
  14.  
  15. Cuz’ we got it alll!!
  16.  
  17. (guitar riff x4)
  18.  
  19. Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!
  20.  
  21. (DUN!)
  22.  
  23. It’s Four Ore’s and More!!
  24.  
  25. (guitar riff)
  26.  
  27. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  28.  
  29. (The episode starts with Coal on the computer)
  30.  
  31. Emerald: What are you doing, Coal?
  32.  
  33.  
  34. Coal: It's this prediction thing, it can ask me if I'm gonna have a good day or not
  35.  
  36. Emerald: I'm pretty sure we all know the answer to that.
  37.  
  38. Mellia: Coal, your friends are calling you on the phone
  39.  
  40. (Coal walks away from the room)
  41.  
  42. (Sapphire enters the room)
  43.  
  44. Sapphire: Woah, this looks like an interesting site!
  45.  
  46. (It shows that Sapphire's day is going to be 80% good)
  47.  
  48. Emerald: That's surprising...
  49.  
  50. Sapphire: You see that, Emerald! I'm getting good luck!!
  51.  
  52. Emerald: Yes.
  53.  
  54. Sapphire: Good luck all the way!
  55.  
  56. Emerald: Uh-huh....
  57.  
  58. Sapphire: Non-stop thrill ride!
  59.  
  60. Emerald: Shush
  61.  
  62. Sapphire: Happy-go-lucky adventure!
  63.  
  64. Emerald: Shut up.
  65.  
  66. Sapphire: An epic experience of good will.
  67.  
  68. (Emerald imitates shooting herself with a gun)
  69.  
  70. Sapphire: A monumental magic moment!
  71.  
  72. (Emerald imitates hanging herself)
  73.  
  74. Sapphire: I know, I'll go go-karting!
  75.  
  76. Emerald: FOR THE LOVE OF- YES.
  77.  
  78. (They arrive at the go-kart, Sapphire is racing with a bunch of other people)
  79.  
  80. Coal (in the audience): Was this a conscious choice?
  81.  
  82. (Sapphire tries to drift, but ends up crashing into the walls)
  83.  
  84. Emerald: There's your answer.
  85. Coal: No, still can't put my finger on it.
  86.  
  87. Later in hospital
  88.  
  89. Mellia: Is she gonna be OK, doc?
  90.  
  91. Doctor: ooo, that's about 30
  92.  
  93. Mellia: Really? Oh no!
  94.  
  95. Doctor: No, 30 pounds is the money I need for coming here.
  96.  
  97. (Mellia hands the Doctor 30 pounds)
  98.  
  99. Doctor: She seems to have a broken left foot, just put a cast and it'll recover soon.
  100.  
  101. Mellia: For how long?
  102.  
  103. Doctor: 5 weeks
  104.  
  105. Mellia: Wait, what?!
  106.  
  107. Doctor: No, sorry. 5 pounds is the additional fee.
  108.  
  109. (Mellia is annoyed and hands the money to the Doctor)
  110.  
  111. At home...
  112.  
  113. Gold: Sapphire, why did you want to go go-karting.
  114. Sapphire: I thought I had good luck.
  115. Emerald: How did that work out for you, having a pet frog who turned out to be a world oppressor. And having to run away from the town with a bunch of frogs and flies.
  116.  
  117. Sapphire: Maybe it's because I actually have bad luck. Myba eI didn't make the good luck happen yet.
  118.  
  119. Gold: You can't force luck.
  120.  
  121. Coal: I know someone who can.
  122.  
  123. Sapphire: Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going outside to have a good day!
  124.  
  125. (Sapphire goes outside with crotches, Charlie comes along)
  126.  
  127. Sapphire: Oh, hi, Charlie.
  128.  
  129. Charlie: Hello.
  130.  
  131. (Feces is in front of them)
  132.  
  133. Charlie: AHHHHH! Do NOT point at that!
  134.  
  135. Sapphire: Why?
  136.  
  137. Charlie: It's a sign of BAD LUCK.
  138.  
  139. Sapphire: Oh gosh.
  140.  
  141. (It starts to get sunny)
  142.  
  143. Sapphire: Oooooh, I see a rainbow!
  144.  
  145. Charlie: DON'T POINT AT IT, BAD LUCK.
  146.  
  147. Sapphire: I never knew that...
  148.  
  149. Charlie: That's 2 close calls in the span of 5 seconds, we need to run somewhere safe.
  150.  
  151. Sapphire: Gotcha. Wait I can't run.
  152.  
  153. (Charlie picks up Sapphire, he starts running)
  154.  
  155. (They see a ladder)
  156.  
  157. Charlie: Dodge that, you can't walk under it!
  158.  
  159. (They enter a theater)
  160.  
  161. And now, it's time for Macbeth
  162.  
  163. Sapphire: MacB-
  164.  
  165. Charlie: Don't say that inside a theater!! Let's get out of here
  166.  
  167. (They run away, but Charlie trips over a rock, Sapphire goes flying)
  168.  
  169. Tedd: We need someone to jump on this trampoline for testing.
  170.  
  171. (Sapphire flies above it)
  172.  
  173. Todd: Why can't you do it?
  174.  
  175. Tedd: I'll break it.
  176.  
  177. Todd: You can't break a-
  178. Tedd: You know what I'm t...
  179. Todd: No I don't...
  180.  
  181. Tedd: OK OK, let's just not test it.
  182.  
  183. (Sapphire falls in the water)
  184.  
  185. Sapphire: Superstupidicious.
  186.  
  187. (Daddyore shows up)
  188.  
  189. Sapphire: What are you doing here?
  190.  
  191. Daddyore: We are having trouble at the Ice Cream Bar, we need fishes in a FISH TANK.
  192.  
  193. Sapphire: Who in their right of mind doesn't do that?
  194.  
  195. Daddyore: The same people who don't put strings on their guitars.
  196.  
  197. Sapphire: I can help.
  198.  
  199. Daddyore: Great, we can fish for fish!
  200.  
  201. (Daddyore carries Sapphire and puts her on the boat)
  202.  
  203. (Sapphire casts)
  204.  
  205. Sapphire: I got one! I got one!
  206.  
  207. (She reels it in)
  208.  
  209. Sapphire: Plastic.
  210.  
  211. (She casts again and reels)
  212.  
  213. Sapphire: Toxic chemical.
  214.  
  215. (She casts again and reels)
  216.  
  217. Sapphire: Dead fish. :C
  218.  
  219. (She casts again and reels)
  220.  
  221. Sapphire: I got a big one this time!
  222.  
  223. (She keeps reeling really fast, a shark pops up)
  224.  
  225. Daddyore: A shark... this will look nice in the fish tank.
  226.  
  227. Sapphire: A SHARK. A SHARK!
  228.  
  229. Daddyore: I thought you like any animal
  230.  
  231. Sapphire: Not all of them!
  232.  
  233. (The shark attempts to destroy the boat)
  234.  
  235. Sapphire: Dad, what do we do!!
  236.  
  237. Daddyore: We can stop the shark with the power of music. They say that music soothes the savage beast.
  238.  
  239. (Daddyore tries to pull out something from his pocket)
  240.  
  241. Sapphire: Really, a guitar with no string?
  242.  
  243. Daddyore: Well, there's a chance!
  244.  
  245. Sapphire: Wait a second, you were the one who removed all the fish from the fish tank.
  246.  
  247. (The shark destroys the boat, they fall in the water)
  248.  
  249. (Daddyore carries Sapphire on his back and swims back to the ground before the shark eats them)
  250.  
  251. Sapphire: Why did you remove the fish from the fish tank?
  252.  
  253. Daddyore: Because I wanted a shark in it.
  254.  
  255. Sapphire: You almost risked our LIVES!
  256.  
  257. Daddyore: Is there a problem?
  258.  
  259. Sapphire: I just feel like I had a very bad day today because of my bad luck.
  260.  
  261. Daddyore: Bad luck isn't real, everybody knows that.
  262.  
  263. Sapphire: What about good luck?
  264.  
  265. Daddyore: That isn't real as well, it all depends on the mood you're in.
  266.  
  267. Sapphire: Well, I guess I can go home no- OW!
  268.  
  269. (She falls on the floor, the episode ends)
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